Best girl edition.
>What's new
c9 quits hots for good, one of many "pro" teams to quit recently http://cloud9.gg/news/hots-eoae
season 1 on the 14th, silenced shitters banned from HL
PTR is live, can meme with medivh and new changes.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20131417/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-june-06-2016-6-6-2016
>how do i group with a bunch of meme spouting faggot teenagers?
/join /vg/
>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN
>What hero should I buy?
murky and abathur and JAINA
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
What are the rewards and requirements for the HL rewards? Never bothered with HL since it's the exact same as QM except more stress and time-wasting. Exact same retards.
>>145268936
Rewards are this, you should do placement matches before tuesday if you've never stepped into it. That will be 20 games you need to play to get placed, then if you want to grind out any other ranks or just see what you get after placements.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20111014/ranked-play-revamp-5-6-2016
>>145268792
>vps his entire team
>focus backline ffs
pottery
I seriously hope your match history looks like this
also tfw the streak is about to end cuz lastpick and enemy team picked tychus
>>145269217
>TFW Can't even get to rank 10 for the epic mount.
End my life pls.
>>145268792
That makes me fucking mad.
They really need to stop the "delay" before anub goes into his burrow charge
97% of my deaths are because I die that 1 second into burrow charge
DIVINE STOOOOOOOOOOORM
>>145270553
More like Divine Bronze
Some of you are alright, don't come to HL todayI'll be maining JAINA
>>145270957
>not going full dps uther, picking divine storm + the upgrade at level 20 to roleplay as a ret pally
Lmaoing @ ur lyf
>>145270553
should be given to Arthas Menethil when he comes out as a paladin warrior hero. current Arthas is The Lich King
>>145271138
Lmaoing @ ur rating
>>145271283
>implying I ever touched HL
>>145271365
>playing a gimped game
for what purpose
it's like playing chess but only with pawns
>>145271365
So you're a shitter then.
Who would have guessed. Go get gud instead of shitposting on here about bad play styles.
>>145271484
But I don't want to
This game was made for having fun, not tryharding <_>
jaina is a low class whore who fucks green niggers
>>145271710
>I don't have fun getting better and measuring my growing skill against other people competitively
>The game is so FUN that I literally have no respect for it or myself as a player and don't actively improve myself
>I have so much FUN with this game that I don't get involved in discussion that's meaningful
>I have so much FUN with this game that I don't actively spend spare time out of game honing my skills
>I avoid playing the game in it's truest form because I know I'm awful and I have no one else to blame but myself so I use the fun defense for how I waste my time being a stagnant piece of shit
>The game is SO MUCH FUN
SO MUCH FUCKING FUN I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T ACTUALLY TRY
>>145272017
I agree, you shouldn't:^)
>>145272017
>log in after a day of hard work
>fuck ranked let's go QM for the 1000th time
>pick my favorite hero without any unsolicited opinion
>get matched with five scrubs with the same expectations as me (none)
>20 minutes of right clicking, doing my own thing, watching pretty lights and ragdolls fly
>if someone shits in chat just silence and go on, not even report because who cares if it's QM
I'll be honest, it sounds pretty comfy to me
>>145272240
This guy gets it :D
Games are just a way to pass the time anyway
>>145272240
>>145272314
>Not wanting to be the best player you can be.
Too scared to find out how dogshit you actually all are?
>>145272240
It is comfy. This game isn't competitive anyways and will probably be completely dead in a month.
>>145272393
But but anon
What if I know I am shit at the game and I just don't care?
What if I cna compensate by being a pro in other things like having my own house and job or an amazing social group or beign a good family man?
>implying I actually have any of those things
Speaking of being shitters, post favorite meme builds, mine are:
Dps Uther
Lazor Gazlowe
Healer ETC
Oneshot Muradin
>>145272480
If you don't have an interest in activley improving in what you're playing then you simply don't enjoy what you're playing. It doesn't inspire you at all.
So even then your "comfy/fun" faggot defense falls by the wayside. All you're doing is sitting in a chair dying in game because you're a shitter, and in real life because you're not doing something you enjoy with your time.
>>145269217
>those gold rewards
>>145272743
>game offers a multitude of things to do
>there are people with thousands of games exclusively Vs. AI
>lmao if ur not constantly comparing urself and trying to improve ur a shiter that isn't having fun
Okay, mr. weebposter.
>>145272743
This game is just something to pass some time as you talk with friends. Nobody cares if you're good at it and even trying to be good at such a casual game makes you a massive faggot.
>>145272939
not enough for you?
considering you can get both I think it's okay
>>145272987
>>145273010
>I'm fucking shit and I'm okay with being absolute shit
>>145273212
And that is wrong because...?
>>145273212
>bothering to get good in this trainwreck of a communistic hero collection simulator
I'm not sure why you aren't off playing a game people actually care to get good at, but okay.
>>145273212
You're no different than faggots that take Angry Birds super seriously. Only Angry Birds has several orders of magnitude more players and much more prize money.
>>145273261
>>145273332
>>145273348
Get gud shitters.
>>145273332
I get ~50 viewers on Twitch so I'm kind of a big deal and can't just move to another game.
>>145273420
>heroes of the storm elitism
this is more cringe than wow pvpers
>>145273465
isn't that like half of the people who actually watch hots streams
>>145273420
I play Heroes of the Storm competitively
>>145273261
>>145273332
>>145273348
>>145273465
>>145273540
>>145273575
>I'm so bad at videogames that I shitpost instead of just simply improving
>I spend my free time basking in how absolutely worthless I am at the things I do in my free time instead of becoming better
>I'm so opposed to becoming a better player that I'll dig my heels in and scream at the top of my lungs about how FUN it is to not improve myself
Less than scum.
This doesn't just go for this game, but all games, I bet none of you faggots are good at anything you play because you all have such a shitter mindset.
You are the people who hold everyone back in a guild.
You are the ones that sit there with a shit eating grin when games get dumbed down for casual markets.
You are the people that pay to win because you have no natural drive.
Why are you even spending your free time doing something that gives you no inspiration? That doesn't make you happy to improve?
They invented inclusiveness in schools because turbofaggots like you people cried when they came last when they put the least amount of effort in.
Here's your fucking gold star boys, I hope mommy puts it on the fridge next to all your other fake achievements.
>>145273927
You seem pretty triggered, you should go play some HL and have fun :D
>>145274269
I'd rather have fun playing with people here who want to fucking improve. No wonder the discord and ingame chat is dead as F.
>>145272718
>meme builds
>Healer ETC
>Oneshot Muradin
please die from cancer you filthy bronze
>>145274689
But I'm not bronze, I'm unranked :^(
>>145272718
Full beetle anub, and i mean full beetle.
Dosen't help that when i'm feeling like doing that the enemy team has aoe for days
>>145273575
you could literally make more money at mcdonalds part time than 99% of pro hots players
>>145274804
I feel you, everytime I want to kill someone with muradin I go against a team with a shitload of summons, so I never get the isolation damage from my W
>>145268436
Summers fun skins when?
>>145275030
Yeah that really sucks too.
Yesterday i was on raven lord with that 13 talent, i got a certain kill on someone and a fucking minion from the lanes (the trib was at top right) shows up like that bodyguard movie and saves fucking valla
will morales get deported from the game when trump wins? will we finally get the qt we deserve for medic?
>>145275585
never
tol'vir catgirl lunara skin when?
Do I need to do all the placement matches in team league with the same team?
>>145275905
nope
there's no team mmr, all individual players have their own TL mmr
only 2 days left to afk heroes to 9
there is no exp cap
>>145277168
i want to touch that dead rotten tummy
>>145277242
>>145277168
If you were to fuck Sylvanas, would you need to heat her up first? Or at least keep the heater on?
>>145277335
love would keep us warm
>>145277335
Body heat was the thing that caught me off guard the most when I first did naughty stuff with girls. Human bodies are toasty.
I assumed they were like a normal room temperature or something. Like made of silicon/rubber.
So I think having a cold waifu would suit me.
>>145272017
end your fucking life you animeposting piece of shit
"competitive" fags BTFO
>>145278969
What? How do you get that message?
>>145278958
Get gud shitter.
>>145279145
when you don't have a daily life LOL
>>145277335
>>145277403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
>>145274982
What pro HotS player makes more than a part time McDonalds employee?
>>145275585
>we will never get a skimpy micro bikini Li Li skin
>>145280242
C9 used to be since they were the best.
>>145272743
>being good in a dying game.
the stories I will tell my grandchildren about how I was rank 1 in Heroes of the Storm!
- Heroes of what?
>>145281232
>I have a shitter attitude and don't actively try to improve my game in this game or any other game
I want off this ride.
>>145281329
do you have any more numbered cartooner images? also refer to >>145278969
p.s.: I'm lmaoin @ ur life rn
>>145281556
>I'm bad and I'll defend being bad
>I'm literally dogshit and I'm fine with it
>Improving in the thing I spend all my free time on is fucking stupid
Lmaoing @ ur mentality
>>145281861
>I spend all my free time on
this is were you're wrong. Unlike you, I have a life.
>>145281931
>I HAVE A LIFFFFFFE
>I'M NOT A NERD LIKE YOU
>OMFG M8 DO YOU EVEN GO OUTSIDE
>LOLJK FGT I BET YOU'VE NVR EVN KISSED A GRIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
Have a life, assume I don't.
Keep on defending being a shitter, keep on defending people with the mental attitude in games of URGH YOU TRYHARD M8 when all it takes is enjoying what you're playing and not wanting to be the worst player on your team.
You all need to stop getting so mad because I called out your shitter mentality of being fine being literal dogshit.
Go improve your game, read some talent guides, watch some pro play, practice your movement and positioning, have some fucking pride.
Why are you all even playing this game or any other if you're not striving to better your play?
>>145279145by playing for 10h 38min
>>145282359
*breaks your phone*
for all the faggots that dont believe that i play perfectly and should be rank 1, but my shit team holds me back.
this is an average game for me.
>tfw today I subtly throwed 3 games
no better feel
>>145282556
What build? Mines?
>>145273212
Fuck yeah, hercules and Zena
>>145282641
symbiote, why would you ever build mines on a map that isn't either dragon shrine, jew hearts bay, or haunted mines?
>>145282556
it's easy topping every stat, and they're not even GOOD for a 30min game, in shitter ranks with abathur. continue being bronze tho.
>>145282736
>not building locust
do you even push lanes? kys
>>145282736
Because some Aba players post high damage with a mine build then complain about their team. When the lack of damage during a team fight is whats throwing the game.
Don't you find it hard playing at your rank as Aba when the majority of players at that rank probably don't know how to utilise him?
I'd say duo queue as a combo if you want to raise your rank as Aba or play a hard meta hero until your rank improves and go back to Aba then.
She can help me)))
>>145283525
don't you have some english supporters to beat to death, vladimir?
Hello. Where can we start a petition to rename the current Arthas to The Lich King and add Arthas as a Paladin Hero? The current Arthas is not Arthas, it's Arthas and Ner'zhul.
D (trait) switch between judgement types, every 3d basic attack applies the shit / or switch betwen auras
Q hand of reckoning
W crusader strike
E divine storm (uther should get a new ulti, pff. this will be a dmg basic ability)
R1 avenging wrath
R2 consecration
>>145284017
also lots of talents for auras and seals xd like on lvl 20 just instead of storm shield blessing of kings or might XD would be cool, kk thx
Master Skin Arthas
without the beard tho, not very cool for a young king
i need more hype heroes like artanis, beefy, lots of self sustain and decent dmg
>>145284017
Give consecration as his E
Auras should be from talents, selection of 3 styles at level 7 or something.
Trait should be hammer of wrath to execute low HP players with a CD
I'm not a fan of the ults, maybe make the ults different blessings that buff you and your team mates for 15 seconds, might giving damage, kings max HP and a shield?
>>145284017
regular skin tints: blue ofc, scarlet crusader, green or golden
skins: Terran Marine Arthas, Dragon Knight Arthas, Policeman Arthas
is it gay if i want johanna and sonya to corner me, and take out their sweaty, big hard throbbing girlcocks and make me suck them before fucking my ass?
>>145284017
>>145284221
Hopefully never. The Lich King is Arthas in his "prime", whether you like it or not.
Save paladin skillsets for Tyrion or Maraad or Turalyon or heck, even Yrel
>>145284462
blessings are level 20 basically because medivh has mage buffs for lvl 20 talents
how do you afk train heroes? just go vs AI and tab out for 30 mins?
>>145284614
>tfw no Tyrant Velhari
dark vindicators > paladins
>>145284728
I wouldn't mind knowing either, I usually just bot match grind mine.
>>145284614
hahahha stupid kid... arthas in his prime is always and during culling of stratholme especially, it was the most paladinic thing that has been done in warcraft
>>145283685
top kek
>>145284728
>>145284850
Exactly that. And it won't be possible come wednesday
>>145284296
dehaka is the master race
>>145285026
I'll make a bot that randomly clicks the screen then.
>>145286194
PETER PAN CONFIRMED
>>145282556
maybe fucking stop playing fucking abathur at any rank under 5? use your fucking brain and pick a hero that can at least try to carry a game by setting a kill up or play a warrior and stop glorifying yourself.
>>145286194
what
>>145286194
>>145286615
Just a silly promo for championships.
>>145286194
You cropped out the new model dancing at the bottom.
what kind of a retard do you hav to be to enjoy playing as tyrael, maining him? please explain? i play hots for a year, i have every single hero and none of them, EVEN FUCKING CHROMIE, are not as unenjoyable as the hooded angelnigger. i never pick him in hero league, AND very, very extremely rarely i play him in quick match. so im doing it right now, his damage sucks balls, his sustain and survivability suck balls too. i understand how he can be useful in competitive and his level 16 q is fun, but beyond that, what is supposed to keep me entertained? boring and useless hero, yet ppl like Mopsio still pick him on high mmr hero league
>>145282556
If you want to rank up, why don't you play a meme assassin who can make and break plays by themselves as long as they patiently follow their team waiting fro their chance?
Oh, that's right, because your mechanics are shit beyond "point mouse in general direction of spike" and "ultimate evo then yolo on the easiest target"
>>145286986
He can be useful to shit on some heroes/heroics. Shutting down Li Li's jugs, or Valla's strafe, or isolating a Thrall or Xul who's advancing next to his tank.
>>145287382
>Shutting down Li Li's jugs
HELLO BRONZE.
>play hots they said
>shorter games they said
>>145282359
But why do you care?
Assumin you're a pro Hero Leaguer and I'm the shittiest of the shitty wood league QMers, even when you decide to play QM to raise some new hero to 5 the likelihood we have to play together is abysmal.
So you have fun constantly "challenging" yourself at HotS and I have fun turning off my brain and watching my hero whacking other heroes or getting whacked. In the end what we do is largely irrelevant to society, to our self-worth, to everything, so what's it to you?
>>145287584
>Rexxar's face when tracer was in his vicinity
>>145287434
You'll be surprised to hear that people pick Li Li for Jugs in solo queue, even at "high rank" games.
You'll be even more surprised to hear that she can be a strong pick in such situations because it's team of pros that cna outplay her easily but she can be very good against solo shitters and not-so-shitters.
>Blizzard will never add Lei Shen to HotS
>>145288224
DA TUNDA KEENG
what is the most stupid mount to go wth mecha tassadar? what mount would make u think damn this guy is a fucking stupid ass retard hopefully he dies from aids?
>>145288986
normal billie?
>>145288986
wonder billie
>>145288986
hell billie
>5 stacks of shifting sands
>temporal loop
>bully greymane for the next 10 minutes of the game
chromie is cute and fun
>>145288986
budget beast
>>145288224
who?
>>145289324
Shes part of the Bronze Dragonflight for a reason though
>>145285314
I just made it, bless linux. It's not even training mode, vs AI, so I can get some gold too :D
>implying blizzhurd could stop me from botting
lmoa
>>145289492
>mfw I see tourneyfags using chromie
retards go full q without piercing sands
>>145288986
Peasant pony
>>145289619
>muh bronze talons for PvE DPS!
>>145289860
>picking chromie in battlefield of eternity
>>145290057
Chromie can be used their, but you use her to poke the fuck out of the enemy team. You know where they are going to be. Just drop breaths and blasts all over the immortal. They'll ether get annoyed enough to come off the immortal and bully you or just sit there and tank your hits to the face. Especially with Mobius loop where you turn into a little spell machine gun.
How long has this been on tychus' shoulder?
>mfw on a 10 game winstreak and reaching lifetime mmr highscore
>reset in 3 days
why
>>145291759
since he was added
>>145291768
It's not a reset, retard, it's a loosening on confidence.
Meaning your MMR will stay the same but your first games will have more impact than normal on it.
How many games we do not know because Blizzard will never be trasparent enough.
>>145282359
R E K K E D
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by the normies
animeposting scum you're not fooling anyone
New ranked this week, this is the change that will save this game... right?
>>145299105
It'll bring back the people who hit rank 1 then quit, for a while at least.
Nah, nothing'll really change.
Just finished playing a couple of bot matches and the game is very comfy but all this talk of the game dying is making me second guess if i should keep investing time into getting better at the game
>Most played hero in Hero League, by Role
Assassin Kael'thas
Specialist Sylvanas
Support Li Li
Warrior Muradin
>>145301035
forgot to add:
Blizz numbers
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20149349/
>Kael'thas left open
>guy on our team instead opts to lock in Gazlowe
>runs in circles dropping turrets that never reach anybody
>hit literally 0 grav-o bombs into stuns
>our sonya dies 14 times
send help
>>145301035
>historically the most OP and easy to abuse assassin
>probably leftover from haunted mines
>scrub magnet
>historically the most OP and easy to abuse warrior
seems legit
>>145300430
It's a meme, you dip
>>145301035
Raynor
Nazeebo
Rehgar
Artanis
Why are the Diablo maps so terrible?
They are perhaps the worst maps in the game.
>>145303993
BoE is a great map
Infernal shrines grows on you and is pretty good
Fish Tank or Bubble Breeze?
>>145303993
No way. Infernal Shrine > Tomb of the Spider Queen > Sky Temple > BoE > BHB > Tower of Doom > Dragon Shire > Garden of Terror
>>145304794
how can you rate tomb so high then DS so low when they play almost exactly the same?
>>145300430
its not a meme. i play thi shit for a year now and i keep playing because for me there are no better games in sight atm, i just picked up hots because im a fan of warcraft characters, but the game itself is absolute shit if you compare it to other mobas.
the only reason why i dont switch over to the superior mobas is because its definitely too late to become a progamer at them. might start playing overwatch, idk. but right now sticking to hots until some interesting game comes out.
blizzard have done a very poor job with the game in nearly all aspects. it is too simplistic, very easy game, but there are still shitload of noobs. theres never good balance, just like in wow, cuz its fucking blizzard. the community is shit (its anti-toxic, so if ur an angry guy like me, u will be pissed OFF!) u cant flame because u will get chat banned.
matchmaking is very bad also.
no reason to start this game. u have to grind gold to enjoy all the chars, STUPID AS fuck. QUICK MATCH SUCKS BALS! RANKED SUCKS BALLS. the characters are boring, they are too fucking simple. there is no complexity in the game what so ever. ITS VERY DUMB STUPID GAME!
* bad MM
* no balance
* shit community of dumb stupid faggots
* a lot of EXTREMELY BAD PLAYERS
* average skill level is SUPER SHIT
* u cant carry idiots here AT ALL, 1 bad fucker AND ITS A LOSS
* u get chat banned for flaming SUBHUMAN RETARD IDIOTS WHO FUCK GAMES UP
* no complexity
* teams are leaving hots esport scene, its dying definitely
* prices are too high, both gold and real money
* u get gold rly slowly
* characters not cool enough and they all have almost the same build
*DID I MENTION THAT 60% OF THE HEROES IN THIS GAME ARE NOT EVEN PLAYABLE IN COMPETITIVE DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE BETTER ONES?
>>145299105
It won't save the game immediately, but the healing can begin.
>>145304794
>Snowball's Bay above Dragon Shire
questionable
>>145303993
How are they?
>>145303140
Follow-up. Just had our completely deaf/mute Brightwing solo support into burst damage take Emerald Wind and then just die in lane all game.
>tfw rank 2 then tanked to 6 and probably won't be able to get r1 in time
>>145304994
Pretty much everything this guy said is wrong, ftr.
The only thing he is half right about is the fact that the average skill level can be pretty low, which is pretty typical of competitive team games that are still fairly young.
>>145304978
I absolutely hate the Dragon Shire mechanic and the rotate route are dogshit awful if you lose mid control
Also I like Tomb because it's intense at high mmr but I get why it would be boring otherwise since the game stretch for too long with no so good players
Is there any chance MVP could get upset tomorrow? Thinking about going all-in as a rage bet.
>>145304994
What are the odds that this guy is both:
1) Has a 3 month chat mute.
2) Has an MMR of less than 2k?
>>145305584
Yeah, they did lose 3-0 to the other korean team in the qualifier finals.
>>145305137
These are true, though
>bad MM
>shit community of dumb stupid faggots
>a lot of EXTREMELY BAD PLAYERS
>u cant carry idiots blah blah
Are all true. I'm in diamond and I may as well be in silver. You still get total retards on your team. The game seemingly stacks games against you where the enemy gets better team comps (3 supports while we have 0, um....hotstards?!) Where the enemy are coordinated/non-shit and you constantly have at least one dickhead that overextends and feeds 24/7. It happens all the time. No matter who you play. No matter where you are. No matter what you do. You'll lose and it's most likely because of random shits that you should not be queued with. I want to play a team game, not be a day-care worker.
Why is it only MOBA faggots that try to justify the fucking god-awful matchmaking? I don't care if the game has shitters, as long as I rightfully don't get put with them. Put me with equally skilled allies and opponents. Stop giving me all the shitters to carry free wins while they do absolutely nothing and I actually try.
>inb4 you've been muted
>inb4 muh bronze
2.7-3k (Diamond
Never been muted. I don't bother """""""flaming"""""""""" these man-children.
>>145306059
So how likely is it that they lose?
>>145306153
>Put me with equally skilled allies and opponents
That's what puts me off. I've been grinding MMR for weeks now and I went slowly from 2200 to 3300 soloQueueing and I feel like half my teammate around my MMR still have no game sense whatsoever and make awful decision ( WHO THE FUCK STILL GOES FOR BOSS DURING A CURSE ??)
I'm still climbing up at a steady rate and I really dont feel you can get good games unless you hit 3.7-3.9k mmr
>>145306680
And if you were to get into the top 1% of MMR. Then what? All that stress, effort and time for....nothing. You're being a slave for a game that isn't worth it. I've reached Diamond and it hasn't changed at all.
The game is a huge carrot on a stick and insanity simulator. I'm about done playing 'seriously' in HotS since nearly nobody I queue with ever gives a shit. Why should I strain my mind occasionally for these people that don't ever do the same in return and occasionally abuse others (and/or myself)?
I like games where you plug in and play. Not grind 1000 hours for "eh you might get reasonable matches, eventually. but the match making is fucked all the way up to diamond so what makes you think it'll be good in master?"
Like the other game I play is BFGArmada. Load it up, pick my fleet, shoot shit. Isn't too difficult but requires some planning and sometimes quick thinking/movement. HotS is...grind and help ungreatful retards. Win = feel okay. Lose = feel shit. Sounds like a shit game the more I think about it.
>>145306153
2.7k MMR isn't very good and more than likely you throw at least 10x more than you think you do. Sorry to be the one to inform you.
>>145307327
Apparently better than most. Don't you know how MMR or ranks work?
Actually have you even played HotS? I know some people stroll through /vg/ and just randomly shit-post in threads they have no idea about.
>>145307327
desu climbing rating/mmr in this game is just making judgement calls
>ping away from boss, spam danger, say enemy team mia and that they're 16 and your team is 15
>everybody stands in a root at the same time
>anub'arak flies out of nowhere and stuns your entire team for like five seconds
>3-5 friendly players dead and boss stolen
>>145307413
>Apparently better than most.
Mate I have some advice for you, the vast majority of people who play video games are absolute shit. Having an MMR that's "better than most" is an entirely meaningless indication.
I'm telling you again, especially at 2.7k-3k MMR (Which I also fluctuate between), you are absolutely nowhere near as good as you think you are and are making huge mistakes that if you focused on correcting would net you more wins in the long run than wringing your hands over the time that one retard grabbed the boss when he shouldn't have.
You will always remember the match where some idiots dived into the throw pit and "cost the match", but you will never remember the dozens of mistakes you personally made in that match that put your team in the position where a bad engage led to you losing.
I can tell right away that your attitude is shit and that the only person keeping you from 3.5k MMR is yourself.
>>145304994
You must be 18 or older to post on this site.
>>145307140
desu BFGA at its current state is very infuriating
>play IN
>proceed to get rammed and kited to death by orks/chaos
Unless you are one of the ork apologists with "muh innacuracy" (only 10% more than IN at the range they were designed for). That game really could use a balancing
>carry early game pretty hard with up to 3 level advantage
>stop babysitting my team for a minute
>my team get cocky and start dying one by one and making shit calls
>lost ONE teamfight and lose the entire game because retarded mate get titled
70% of my losses right there
The second I stop handholding everyone and it goes to shit. Fuck this game and babby's comeback mechanics and fuck the playerbase for being inbred morons
>>145310116
I've nearly done the campaign and been doing solo skirmish Chaos. Chaos are my bois.
Again, partly why I like the game is because to me it's 100% solo. People just ruin most games (multiplayer)
And yes solo has its issues, AI cheat all the time, etc.
>>145308918
I love this "let pubs shit all over you all the time and you'll be #1!" reddit meme. It's just a sly way to say "stop being toxic, you hurt my feelings ! :<" Oh and your logic for bias is false. You can write down each game and summerise it. Vast majority of losses are because of dumb fucks on your own team. And it's a fact that match making is horrible and you get total feeding shitters on your team. AND it's a fact with all MOBA that one guy can single-handedly throw the entire game.
The whole "s-s-stop being toxic!" is a self-serving trick that blinds others.
>>145303165
Sylvannas also destroys on both Dibbles maps.
>>145311798
>"let pubs shit all over you all the time and you'll be #1!"
lmao, not at all what I said even remotely, but whatever strawman you need to help you cope with the fact that you are incapable of owning up to the fact that you are not nearly as good as you think you are, you gigantic fucking crybaby.
You absolutely need to be an aggressive shotcaller in order to maximize your team's potential to win. Communication is key and pinging is often not enough.
>Vast majority of losses are because of dumb fucks on your own team
So you're incapable of reading huh? You may have lost because Illidan dived 1v5 at the 20 minute mark, but there were a string of mistakes you made throughout the match that put you into a position where the team easily capitalized on the advantage and swung the game. Illidan diving 1v5 was simply the straw that broke the camel's back.
Until you actually own up to the fact that you can do better, you will be forever doomed to your MMR bracket, sorry chum.
>>145306153
Anyone under 3.5k is objectively bad and most of the good players are above 4k.
>>145307140
All mobas are like this. I'm 6.6k MMR in DotA 2 and I still get feeders and retards in my game regularly. There just aren't enough good players to fill up games whenever you feel like it.
>>145313695
Then MMR is useless.
>>145313294
>you can do better excuses and justifies all of the retards you get
Tip-top logic.
LUNARA
>>145314967
IS FUN AND CUTE
>>145314762
>Then MMR is useless
No MMR is a baseline and there's probably like a 100 good players that still play the game at the very most.
Even the most "alive" MOBA which is doter still has massive match-making and player issues.
It's basically get a 5-man team or give up, like everybody else. Ever played a serious 5-man? It's a completely different game. As another anon said 1 player can and will lose you the game. No amount of carrying or being nice will change it. I think this is why people don't take these games seriously as far as team games and e-sports go.
>>145307140
I asked myself the same thing, and it's been way more frustrating than rewarding to play Hots for me lately so I don't play as much as I used to. The feels of hopelessness and 'what have i done to deserve this team' are way higher than any other game I've played and there's not much you can do.
This game is dead to me until summer ends. These kids are way too annoying.
At least before on weekdays I'd get semi competent teammates with the occasional retard here and there, but EVERY fucking game I'm in now is decided by which side has less kids to babysit.
>>145314967
is a cute! a CUTE!
What was his problem?
>>145316064
who even still plays this game
>>145316183
being possesed by the god king of demons isn't good for your mental health
>>145316435
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm wtf gul'dan isn't the god king of daemons pal, he was possesed by gul'dan in Warcraft.......
So, the person first picks Chromie and then yells at me for not banning Morales.
>>145317101
no he wasn't, he clearly turns into the Avatar of Sargeras before memegar kills him
>extreme emphasis on teamwork and cooperative play
>no voice chat
>reminder every time you get into a game that you can simply mute your entire team
>people on official forums/reddit complain ignore limit is too small and that they've had to simply disable all messages because toxicity
>we'll probably never get an all chat
>or a functional reconnect system because muh engine
>>145317584
They're adding voice chat soon.
>>145318160
source?
>>145318384
not the guy but Dustin bowder on twitter
>>145318384
Not him, but I got in as part of the alpha for Blizzard testing voice chat through the Battle.net client.
It wasn't something I was interested in, so I haven't actually been trying it.
Play with friends you miserable fucking cretins.
If not friends, add people who are good and play with them. It's not difficult.
>>145318160
>soon
>try HL
>first game Johanna dc's off the start
>4v5 the whole game
>enemy constantly turns in coins and gets boss
>allies run around solo and keep feeding
Exact same as QM. Why bother with HL? Takes longer and it's just as shit.
>4chan in charge of servers
>>145318384
https://twitter.com/DustinBrowder/status/738462255864418304
>No ETA. Team is aware of the need. Sorry I don't have a date for you.
>>145319774
>No ETA. Team is aware of the need. Sorry I don't have a date for you.
aka it's not being worked on and we will probably not bother
Aren't they working on a voice chat for bnet itself? Between friends only or something
>>145319221
>somebody complains of lag in either draft or before match begins
>disconnects for remainder of game
>lose full points
>opposing team gets full points
>>145319774
Hey, at least we'll probably have voice chat before we get Arena.
>>145319932
>aka it's not being worked on and we will probably not bother
That's the exact opposite of what he's saying.
>>145319010
My friends are admittedly bad too.
>>145320935
Gotta work on your reading between the marketing lines
>>145316064
What if RIOT send shitters to play this game to make people switch gaems?
I think playing with a friend of mine who is lower rank is a great way for me to drop ranks. I was hoping the teamwork would've helped, but my teammates seem to disagree with every call we make.
Like, Xul last game kept being upset that we weren't engaging in this huge teamfight mid. It was Dragonshire. Like, who cares about mid? We should be in lane to soak and get shrines.
>>145323973
Just play heroes that synergize.
>Skillshots and Xul
>Any burst and Tyrande
>Morales/Raynor
>Johanna/Azmodan
Alternatively just play Sonya.
>tfw soloing enemy boss right before tribute on Cursed Hollow
loving this subtly OP guy
He's not out and out "haha you cannot kill me"
but you can definitely feel his steadily building pressure over a game's course
>>145284614
Turalyon, for sure. O.G. Paladin right there.
>>145282556
>plays abathur
>can't win games
>doesn't understand why
>>145286194
it means were getting an overwatch map next patch.
>>145325774
Because Xul start out with 5 abilities while everyone else has to start with 4. Then he gets to pick between two great ultimates. Then at 20 he gets another ability in the form of a high-damage skillshot.
Xul isn't powerful just because, it's because Blizzard loaded him down with a huge kit no other hero can even dream of.
>Blizzard employees tasked with "donating" large amounts of money to Chu and Mewn in order to keep them streaming HotS
>person picks Kerrigan
>lands literally zero combos the entire game
>ultralisk
>master skin
>check history, only plays kerrigan
>Finally get gold for Ming
Wow, it's like I can just shut my brain right off
Why does HotS get cooler skins than Overwatch? Is it because they are smaller/simpler?
>>145329942
They have more freedom as they don't influence gameplay nearly as heavily.
>>145330013
How do Overwatch skins influence it, then? They have the same skeletal animations and all.
>>145330130
Because it is a shooter rather than a MOBA, the ability to quickly distinguish what character you are seeing is more important.
In HOTS, you can't change characters mid game. OW is faster paced as well, so even a few seconds of confusion is more likely to hurt than in HOTS.
>>145330308
Ah, okay, I get what you mean. However, I still think OW's skins are either lame or odd, their themes especially. Nothing seems to match anything. After HotS's fun skins, I'm guess I'm somewhat disappointed in them. You'd think some kind of middle ground could be achieved...
>>145330665
True. I wish there were slightly less joke skins overall in OW, but I like most of them.
>>145330665
This reminds me when I first saw the Jaina's snowman ult, I didn't knew what it was and it really distracted me in heat of the moment.
Also zeratul/nova riding a small pony mount actually makes their glimmer smaller.
>>145331395
>smaller glimmer
Not anymore, gramps. That was a year ago.
is jaina a whore for letting herself get captured by a succubus? did she want this to happen because she is such a slut?
>>145338837
jaina is such a slut
Synopsis: Jaina Proudmoore the most powerful human sorceress on Azeroth She has been captured and is held captive by Succubus. Succubus is a female Demon that has taken the form of a curvy amazon woman in order to seduce her captive through sexual activities.
in Part 1: Jaina has been held captive and been chained up for days in this remote and isolated dungeon. She is starting to loose strength. Succubus pays her a visit and decides that she is not ready yet and leaves her to wait a bit longer..
The day after Succubus is ready to start her dangerous seduction. Her rules of seduction are unusual. She will undress her tied up captive and reveal her body. Before touching her and exploring her sensitive parts with her soft touch. Soon, she will be making this beautiful young blonde damsel scream of pleasure with a series of forced orgasms. but it doesn't stop there, the punishment and the Carnal Quest has just started!
>>145341390
delete this, Nova is a pure maiden
Where the fuck is [spoiler__]MEI__[/spoiler]?!
>>145268185
>enter team fight
>entire team switches to me
>this damage is through a 50% spell shield
>blizzard thinks this is okay
>>145342659
>550 damage per missile
>600 orb
I think your 50% shield kicked in between the missile hits and the orb hit
if chromie time traps an abby and he evos away, will the clone teleport to the sand trap?
>cho'gall hover
>uh oh
>cho'gall insta-lock
>duo-queue
>lose in 11 minutes
:3 Staying positive. At least it was quick.
>>145343726
>inb4 it cancels abathurs ulti
>>145343818
Follow-up, just had another game with the same insta-locking Cho'gall pair who picked him after the opposing team drafted Tychus.
We lost, of course.
:3 Kill me.
>>145338837
>>145338978
FUCK YOOU JIANA IS PURE!!!!!!! FSUKC!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
>>145345561
you don't like memes?
>play 5 TL
>each takes at least 30m queue
>always get matched against the same enemy
>they beat us every time because of ebin picks and we had a drafter that was AFK
I didn't think QM could get more painful. As in, the game can be more painful than just playing QM.
>>145342628
THICK!
>2 wins shy of rank 1
>Jaina/Morales picked into Greymane/Sonya
>Chromie first pick
>duo-queue Cho'gall who drafted him after opposing team picked Tychus
>duo-queue that seemed pretty cool but both disconnected just after we won the first objective and never came back
I should probably stop queuing, but maybe the streak will break...
Currently situated around rank 7
BEHIND THE VEIL, ALL YOU FIND IS DEATH
>a perfectly balanced game
>no shitters or toxics or noob
>enemy team is capable of defensing, we kill some, we die some
>after everything, we win fair and square
>good game guys
>only one win left to get the desired rank
>next game
>enemy team is obviously ganking
>tell care in chat, explain what to do in case someone doesn't know
>we get a peek of the gank team amongst bushes
>our Kerrigan jumps into 4 of them alone
>proceeds to do same thing 3 more times over first 5 minutes
>our core is being destroyed, the shitter writes "BIG NOOBS"
Each game is a coin toss. Even worse. If you get a shitter, you lose. If you don't get a shitter, you can win or lose. So overall chances of winning each game before the game starts are 25%
>>145284017
Arthas consumed Ner'zhul's soul when he put on the crown of domination, so it's only Arthas, not Arthas and Ner'zhul. Get your lore straight, faggot
That carpet looks p comfy
damn, almost feel bad for renovation
>>145268436
>tfw i posted that pic
>tfw that was the comment i posted it with in the file name
Idk why you felt inclined to do that but here have another fun pic
So, which characters in hots do you ship?
>>145356749
JainaxKael
>>145350072
>tfw duo queue with chill bro
>we win 5 games in a row
>win them hard too, one of them is like 13 minutes
>chill bro has to go
>solo queue
>lose 4 in a row
why
