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Life's Not Worth It Edition
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
https://mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_%2803-05-2016%29.zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_%2801
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
Training with senpai everyday!Except on rest days where you cuddle.
I love Asuka! Every thread!
goodmorning skeegee!
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much! She's the BEST!
I love Yumi!
I love this smug little lady!
Shiki is my wife!
Early thick post
>>145243665
I love THICC!
Cuddling with Hibari!
>>145243620
Wow! Cool! She is my wife too, we should have a threesome!
>>145243665
I'm glad they got rid of early NW's fart gas
>>145244958
It's sexual energy.
>>145244958
It's coming off her leg and arm, that's not where farts come from, Anon.
>>145245109
maybe if you're a fartfag
Luvin' Hikage!
>>145245181
I'm not the one insisting it's fart gas fartfag.
>>145245293
>going into denial and projecting after being exposed
typical fartfag
>>145245293
>>145245491
>two anons arguing over a fetish that neither of them even have
>>145245772
fuck off Haruka! you're just like your cunt of a mother and you'll die alone.
>>145245890
excuse me
don't bully my wife
>>145245960
your wife is a slut who sleeps with multiple men on any given night and then chains them up in her dungeon where she'll continue to have sex with them while you watch through a small slit in the door.
Shin is my waifu! Your waifus are nothing but food to her. Soon she will absorb all of them and they will know the pleasure of being a part of her! Then! Then I will make love to her in a pool of your tears as your waifus come to an end inside of mine!
Early thread Harupost.
Off to a good start, I see.
>>145246354
>Shin
>She
Shin is dude my man.
>>145246354
>waifuing youma god
>not waifuing anti-youma god
>>145246354
Dogen pls go and stay go
I want to KILL Haruka
>>145246390
Is Haruka generous withblowjobs?
>>145246354
How about no you fucking heretic.
>>145246460
>Picks up chibi Kagura
>>145246460
>Kagura
>goddess
Wut.
>>145246460
>Its a Shin Vs Kagura battle! The one who wins is the one who can eat the most Senrans!
>>145246594
stop posting
>>145246664
Kagura does not want to eat senrans!
>>145246882
Then she will lose! I am sure she can spit them back up once she wins!
>>145246390
I am the anon who will always comment on how haruka is stupid for wearing a bath towel while in a bath
so stupid
>Ikaruga finds her self naked in public AGAIN!
>She is so used to it by now that she can't even be bothered to cover up and just lets everyone see everything!
>She is even starting to enjoy it!
Remember that time /skg/ invaded with a one-man army? Good times.
>>145244857
Eiffel Tower?
>>145247614
that's stupid
you're stupid
>>145247738
I love that ending. Ikaruga crying in shame really turned me on.
>>145247614
>Yomiposting!
>>145248023
Ikaruga is not for lewding but I guess you can bully her.
I don't really care about that.
>>145248052
>Burst Yomi typing at her computer.png
Does Yomi even use computers?
>>145248205
>memesprout posting
no
>>145248198
Bullying and lewding go hand in hand for me.
>>145248205
>Hellocomputerimyomi
>>145248205
I heard she recently set up her MySpace account.
>>145248373
I use myspace because I know that nobody is going to try to contact me there.
>>145243158Hey karate anon, how goes training?
>>145248297beansprouts
153
>>145248205
Yomi doesn't understand how they work or how to use them.
Her technological prowess is like that of a 90 year old grandmother, if you ever seem to think Yomi is posting on 4chan, she actually asked Hikage to talk to the computer for her or sometimes Mirai if Hikage is busy.
I bet yomi has a brick phone because using a flipphone like all the other japanese schoolgirls is too complicated to her
>>145248579
>153
what
>>145248905
Yomi's waist size
>>145248579
Good lord this picture makes me want pound Yomi so hard.
>>145248896
I bet yomi regularly messes up the tv by pressing a button on the tv remote she isn't familiar with and has to ask anon to fix it for her
>>145249140
>Yomi has switched the language to Spanish!
>How the fuck did she do that?
>Not even the manufacturers know how she did it!
>It shouldn't be possible!
>>145249365
¡Abran paso, soy un experto en este asunto!
>>145249365
>come home
>tv is all static with SD porn playing in picture-in-picture
>Yomi is in the fetal position on the floor crying
>>145248905
Oh. fuck, I hate how the united states use fucking inches and feet while the rest of the world uses centimeters/meters
>>145249638
No one here even broadcasts porn... HOW YOMI?!?!
>>145249638
>punish her by not allowing her eat bean sprouts for the rest of the week
>>145250009
Don't take away beansprout's beansprouts just because she somehow managed to find porn on basic cable at 3 in the afternoon!
She didn't do it on purpose!
>>145250168
Sorry, but this is the fate she chose.
>>145250168
I told her not to do anything stupid!
She needs to learn!
>>145250009
I want to see how long you pull it off, when she starts trembling and sniffing.
>>145250168
I think a better punishment would be Cumming on her beansprouts!
>>145250678
>I think a better punishment would be Cumming on her bean!
>>145250664
Silly Yomi, your tricks won't work on me!
>>145250664
Yomi turns into pure misery as soon as you take them away.
it doesn't even take psychological or chemical withdrawal, as soon as she knows she can't have any her life might as well be over.
>>145250845
Then she will sit by the window, hiding her fsce as she looks outside.
>>145250971
>her life might as well be over.
Doesn't she still have something to live for?
The Crimson Squad and you?
>>145250971
I'll give Yomi some beansprouts but first she has to tuck me into bed and pet me until I fall asleep.
>>145251227
Yomi gets really irrational when she feels like she's being bullied.
It's really best to just not bully her.
>>145251396
It's tough to not bully cute senrans though.
>>145251396
I'll bully her with my dick!
I saw the wedding card
It was a good dream
>>145251396
Sounds like all the more reason to bully her.
How do I make her real /skg/?
>>145251831
I want Yozakura to be my maid that I can bang. I'll make sure her uniform is too small so her boobs can barely squeeze in and her panties will show everytime she bends over.
>>145252471
Yozakura isn't for that type of lewding! Yoza is for making pregnant with multiple children on the night of your traditional wedding.
I love Josui! Every thread!
>>145252957
I want to have a shotgun wedding with Yozakura.
>>145253053
I want to have aShin Kikohowedding with Yozakura.
>>145248328
someone with EV, can someone do this pose with sukeban Daidouji or if the long skirt conflicts with Bancho instead?
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>145253723
I want to cum on that chibi Yomi.
>tfw hearing real Murakumo's voice for the first time
>>145253127
I want Yozakura to give me a footjob because she doesn't want to dirty her hands on my dick.
>>145253964
I want to dislocate Yozakura's jaw.
This is my lil commie wife
>>145254551
hey look it's the only guy that likes tsubame
>>145254551
I want your wife to drain my balls all over her face.
>>145246354
BURN THE HERETIC
Night time/skg/ sucks! Wake up fuckers.
>>145255586
I think I'll go to sleep now actually, I've been waking up way too late to my liking recently.
>>145255586
asleep? POST LEWD SENRANS!
I want Naraku to pressure me into sex when I'm not emotionally ready.
>>145256118
I want Naraku to step on me.
>>145256257
I want Naraku to put me in a headlock and give me a wet willie.
>>145256336
I want Naraku to kick me in the face.
I want Naraku.
>>145256408
I want Naraku to make me chew her used gum.
>>145256478
I want Naraku to make me swallow her spit.
>>145256556
I want Naraku to make me strip for her.
>>145256649
I want Naraku to grind my face into the dirt with her feet.
>>145256728
I want Naraku to give me a bath.
>>145256810
I want Naraku to sit on my face.
I need a ticket to hometown.
>>145256998
I want Naraku to hold me like a baby while we watch TV together.
>>145257139
I want Naraku to scold me
>>145257121
Hometown is a way of life, not a physical town.
>>145257296
I want Naraku to make me suck on her fingers.
>>145253468
>>145257618
I still don't understand why Imu and Murasaki are german.
>>145257452
NO
>>145257610
I want Naraku to violate me.
>>145257618
That poem is to this day my finest work
>>145257618
I miss the tsundere Yumi posting.
>>145251396
This is a Gender-Bended Guts
This is your maid tonight.
>>145259092
Does the robot come with her too? Either way it's time to get messy
>>145258463
Except she's nothing like guts in anyway except that she has a big sword and wrist arrows.
>>145259092
Her pose in the end reminds me of her puppeteer phase in Burst. I hope they bring that back some time. Something like being able to summon mooks to fight for you or something.
>>145259092
I don't like this maid. Can I send her back and get a new one?
>visit family in s. carolina
>cousins +/-3 years of me
>tell them about senran kagura last visit because they had ps4
>messaged me about how they like it
while visiting
>"hey anon we really like that seen-ran cage-ura you told us about"
>uh yeah, i like the seen-rans too"
>"i really like mee-ray! she's so funny and angry at the same time. she's my favorite right next to kate!"
>"hell yea, i like kate too"
>tell them about anime
>they didn't know there was anime cartoon of seen-rans
>download episodes and watch on their tablet
some pronunciations
>seen-ran cage-ura (title)
>ayy-suka (asuka)
>richie rich girl (ikaruga)
>hibachi (hibari)
>kate (katsuragi)
>mee-ray (mirai)
>sneaky snake (hikage)
>jim carey (murakumo; because of the movie "the mask"
>bitch girl (ryouna)
i've adapted these pronunciations when i speak to them
>>145260748
No, one maido per day. Everything has been paid already so enjoy yourself.
>>145260806
Can't I just have one of the other maids that's already visited?
>>145260780
You've put them on the right path.
>>145260879
You better take her before I tell her that you're not satisfied.
>>145261041
I'm not satisfied. I don't want this puppet master bitch in my house.
>>145261115
Sir, it's part of their training. We had a mutual agreement that you take one maid per day.
>>145261207
I'll pay you triple for one made for life.
>>145261261They're not prostitutes.
>>145261462
I know, They're maids and I want to hire a single maid for life!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhvPmXoPpU
DOOT
>Ryouna wedding lingerie from the mid event
Where's that one Ryounafag?
>Saki
Wew
>>145263132
This pleases me.
>>145262807
>Hey bro look at this!
>HA YOU TOTALLY LOOKED AT MY ASS!
>I bet you want to kiss me aswell! What a gay!
>tfw stayed awake all night
>don't wanna miss E3
Goddamnit.
>>145263509
Same here
NEET problems
>>145263509
I'll sum E3 for you right now.
People argue over who "won" when in reality they are all trying to hide how disappointed they are.
>>145263683
Time to eat lots of candy just to keep ourselves awake.
>>145263509
>>145263683
You see, you can't have this problem if you don't give a shit about E3.
Is there actually really a fetish for sniffing out farts? Like what the fuck, I was reading some doujin about a lazy woman and the guy just suddenly started to smell her ass because he knew that she was about to let one out. It wasn't even the focus of the doujin, he just randomly did it.
>>145263742
>>145263809
Just want a front row seat of the shitstorm.
>>145263860
Uh.. sauce? I just need to make sure not to come across such filth in the future.
>>145259564
The robot will likely be with her.
>>145263509
You still have 8 and a half hours, go to sleep
>>145264147
http://exhentai.org/g/623078/c72d31fb94/
Does anyone have a higher res version of this?
>>145264804
hello?
>>145266197
Relax,lay down and let it happen.
Mirai is a girl.
Can't wait for the next set of xmas senrans
Enemies of the state shall be punished. Atonement for sins committed will be paid for with cross time. She's got more than 3 lifetimes of sinning to atone for.
I NAILED YUMI!
TO A CROSS!
>>145267743
Congratulations!
We need more Ryouna posting
>>145267743
Good! NOW BURN IT!
How many hours of fun can you get out of a Senran Kagura game?
>>145269126
Depends how often you fap between chapters.
Listening to Shiki brag about her bust size as she tells you they are already WAY bigger than most adult women could ever hope to be, that hers are still growing and that because of her age she still has a LOT of growing to do!
Looking at her cute and smug smile as she tells you that other women have no hope of competing against her so they may as well give up!
>>145270308
>>145263132
>Murasaki's tits that small
>>145267743
>Jamming a push-pin through a $100+ daki
>No logo in corner, indicating it's a bootleg.
Carry on.
>>145270410
>Totes sorry if it makes you feel bad Mirai.
>But it's like TOTES the truth.
>They are real big, like AWESOME BIG!
>And they are still growing FER SHUH!
>There's probably like another 6 years for 'em to grow!
>Like I am already bigger than most fully grown women!
>How can they compete?
>I am like totally cheatin' with such amazing big boobies!
>I am so glad I have ones this big FER SHUH!
>>145271326
>Mirai
>not Mirairai or Mirai-chin
This isn't the real Shiki!
>frantic mode+2 scroll ninja art= 1 hit kill
why is Shinovi Versus so easy?
>>145272214
Probably because you are playing on easy, try bumping up the difficulty.
>>145272214
>frantic mode
That's why
>>145274343
Merry clitoris, Haruka!
>>145267507
That's a baby making body right there.
>>145274440
Delivering presents with Haruka!?
>>145275028
No, I feel like she'll touch nice boys at night as their present.
>>145269187
So 20 hours? The people reviewing on steam have very little time played.
>>145275380
I'm pretty sure that's a given.
>>145275380
She'll give them robots and chemistry sets!
>wake up
>see this
what do?
>>145275952
stupid boy hair
>>145275952
Pretend I'm still sleeping.
Murasaki UR(Oath of Dependents)
>>145276182
>Bebe in a suit
Bebe-tan confirmed for being full bull-dyke
>>145276261
I'm pretty sure he's the father in the set.
IS BEBE-TAN A HANDSOME BOY OR A CUTE GIRL
>>145275952
Ask her if her fingers are alright holy fuck what the fuck
>>145276353
BEBE-TAN IN A DEMON POSSESSED MONSTER WHO NEEDS TO BE BURNED
>>145276353
She's a handsome girl
>>145276308
>>145276549
least lewd Murasaki card they ever made
>>145276372
>can't put weight on your fingertips
anon confirmed for either a fatty fat fatty or arthritis
Ryouna UR (Master-Slave Contract)
>>145276652
Anon fingers don't fucking do that. They're broken as shit
Is it gay if I want tosymmetrically dock with Imu?
Good morning /skg/. I hope you guys have had a nice morning so far.
>>145276860
want to asymmetircally dock with Imu if you know what I mean
>>145276678
>>145276817
Ryouna is being lewd. Stop being lewd, Ryouna!
>>145276860
No.
>>145276860
I SEE PUSSY
Yuyaki UR (Sparkling Day)
>>145277090
I only want to rub my tits into Imu's Imus! I refuse to be judged!
Homura LR (Perhaps I'll Wear White As Well)
>>145277647
Lookin' smug.
>>145277647
>>145276182
>>145276308
This is bliss.
>>145277647
So Homu got a voice card too, huh?
>>145276860
>sample
>>145277751
yes. They're saving a lot for this event.
GIVE ME THE WEDDING MIRAI
I NEED IT
>no Youma new wave cards
smfh senpai
>>145277718
Anon control that boner!
I want to throw ryouna into an atelier game and watch her commit suicide because everyone is so nice!
>>145278330
There's only one way to stop a boner.You know what to do.
>>145278504
I am not singing Norwegian folk songs. Not again...
>>145278197
>wanting to fuck a youma
OFFICER KUMO ARREST THAT MAN
>>145276182
>>145276308
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>145279020
Are yomas not allowed to be happy?
>>145279114
YES
>>145279114
Youma are for shooting to death!
>>145279114
that's an oni not a youma
oni can be happy, youma can;t.
>>145263132
Fucking finally.
>>145279925
We need more Onis in /skg/. Daidouji would be happy to have a sparring partner.
>>145280081
No, onis are also for slaughtering without mercy. They'd do the same or worse to you.
>>145280241
But this one got pregnant with a human! >>145279114
>>145280241
>mistaking oni for youma
das racist as fuck anon, they hate that
I want to cum on Murasaki's face while she's sleeping.
>>145280476
Just try it. Before you can finish your dick will be cut off and bebe will cum inside your ass instead.
>>145280476
I want to fuck her tits.
>>145280653I want Bebe-tan to cum in my ass while Murasaki watches.
>>145280081
>you will never see a fight between Dai and Yuugi
I'd love to see that
>>145280835
That'd be an awesome fight
oh shit waddup, dat boi lirik is going to steam SV today
>>145280835
>you will never see Dai and Yuugi take out theirsexualfrustrations on each other
>>145280835
A 2hu crossover would be pretty great. Like Momiji training Ryouna how to become a proper dog or Aya and Rin having combo attacks.
>>145280714
I want to blackmail Murasaki into giving me paizuri.
