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- Which chocolate do you prefer: Mushroom Mountain or Bamboo Shoot Village?The next Japanese Splatfest has been announced, sponsored by Meiji Dairies!
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- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
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>>145168085
>Uppercut Damage Ups
>>145168085
>Discord
FINALLY
I'm the best player here, step off squibs!
>>145168085
I want to dance with Marie
>>145168337
What's Bravo planning with all that Bomb Range Up?
>>145168305
>player
Pah, if you want to be good at Splatoon you don't 'play' Splatoon, you have to live and breathe Splatoon.
Get off shitter.
>>145168305
good thing you're gonna die soon you attention whore
>>145168085
>- Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th
>- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7
bruh
>>145168337
>bomb range up
>mines
?
>>145168730
Should make it so it lets you deploy them faster or something
>>145168576
This never would have happened if Callie were in the OP.
>>145168797
bigger blast radius?
>>145168085
That band-aid ruins this picture
Edit it out
>>145168825
Hahaha, no.
>>145168797
They had the greatest opportunity to make the Mines survive longer than 10 seconds, have a larger blast radius, shorter detonation fuse or something.
Could've made Sprinklers throw farther or spray in a larger radius
Could've made Seekers have greater turning ability Or set a wider path.
Could've made Splash Walls throwable further or wider shield, or last longer before dying.
>>145166776
Start with the Heavy Splatling first. It's kinda similar, but more forgiving. It'll help you improve your aim and make the transition to chargers easier.
>>145167530
Yes.
Tenacity's weakest boost is better than 1 main of Special Charge Up.
Tenacity's second-level boost is better than 3 mains of SCU.
Tenacity's strongest boost is better than 3main9sub of SCU.
This is with Inkzooka, where SCU is strongest. The difference becomes even bigger when you use specials that cost fewer points to charge (SCU gets weaker).
Keep in mind that Tenacity stacks with the passive special charge that you get in ranked, which can charge your special at insane speeds.
>>145167634
Krak-on isn't bad, it's just an inferior version of the Octobrush and Neo Sploosh.
It's like using the Vanilla Range Blaster instead of the Custom or Grim. Not unusable, but why shoot yourself in the foot for no reason?
>>145168384
Jawohl
>>145169118
>quicker detonation on mines
yo I wish....
>>145169118
I don't understand why they only last 10 seconds. What's wrong with having them stay there indefinitely until they're triggered or replaced?
>>145169124
These are some HOT and SPICY opinions.
>>145169124
Ever think that some people just handle Rollers better than Brushes or point blank Aerosprays? The others might look better on paper but it says nothing of their performance or potential.
Eating rocks with Marie! On the Moon!
One more win and I'll be S+
>>145169851
Did it
So which is the popular vote this time?
what if:
map/gamemode with rain
ink fades away with time
NA Splatfest when?
>>145170652
Seems pretty evenly matched as far as I can tell from the quantity of Miiverse posts, maybe slightly leaning towards Space Travel.
I'm just glad we're back to regional Splatfests.
>>145169615
Yeah, I get that. There's definitely times where you'd want a roller over a brush, but overall you're better off picking the brush.
>>145171217
>overall you're better off picking the brush
you're joking, right
>>145171443
No. Why do you think the roller is better?
>>145171217
what rank are you bud
>>145172117
Not him, but I personally think that the Inkbrush and Octobrush don't have enough combined mobility and coverage to make it worth picking over a roller. Carbon Rollers are much better suited to flanking, are still fast (though not quite the same) and still have great ink coverage. Other Rollers aren't great at flanking but their coverage is much better, and so is their range. Overall, it just feels like Inkbrush and Octobrush have a worse distribution of stats than their fellow Rollers. Not to mention using an Inkbrush kills your index finger.
I don't really get how a brush is better overall.
So, Euros. Which team will you be playing as in two hours' time?
I just lost three games in a row on this moray towers bullshit. I cant close the game out, it ends up in choke points ~30-15 points away from our base until an inevitable blowout happens and we lose, despite an indomitable early game.
What do? What weapon do I use? I main rapid-fire shit like Squelcher and N-Zap because im a scrub.
What weapon is best for this? Blasters?
About to make a new account!! What should I name myself? Nothing rude or trolly please!!!! XD
>>145172974
Dad
>>145172974
daddy-o
>>145172974
the godfather
>>145172974
InkstrikeTheWoomz
>>145172974
gooknukem
>>145172892
MARIE
I mean space
if you don't believe how serious the japanese take the legendary mushroom vs bamboo debate yet
>>145172928
Weapons don't matter, your teammates need to be more aggressive and attack instead of staying behind protecting your shit when you get an opening.
>>145162484
in s+ I see plenty of rapid blaster. all four them. I think people are finally starting to realize that rapid blasters are basically baby's first blaster and are really easy to use.
>>145168337
>bravo packing bomb when they're using mines, beakons, and walls
>alpha packing bomb sniffer when only one guy on bravo has bombs
none of this matter, though, since bravo has a dynamo on sz against a team of short range weapons
>今回のフェスイラストはナチスドイツを意識して描いたつもりはありません。気を悪くされたらすみません。
>I did not intend to draw it being conscious of Nazi Germany. I am sorry if I offended you.
um oh geez
>>145174136
smdh japan
>>145173896
>baby's first blaster
do you mean Luna?
>>145174136
westerners tend to be so overtly insensitive to japanese artists that it's kind of funny but also sad
>>145174730
>>145174862
What is this person saying? The only words I can read are Hotakasu and Aori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2rLidab44
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57350310
Neat!
>>145175146
I am in awe of artists
>>145175831
You can't eat all of that, woomy. You'll go bang!
>>145175954i'd eat all of that woomy
this is straight up the last thing you see before you die
...or maybe just get taught a lesson
>>145176248
Is Callie stroking an invisible dick?
>>145176248
callie!
agh! let me down!
War has changed. It's no longer about Splatfests, ideologies or fun. It's an endless series of Ranked battles, fought by mercenaries and Japs. War, and its causation of rage, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. Crutched soldiers carry crutch weapons, use crutch gear. Lag from their adapters enhance and regulate their abilities. Trade-off control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of fun has become the age of tryhardness. All in the name of averting catastrophe from players of mass shittiness. And he who controls the battlefield, controls rank points. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
>>145177770
Need alert
murrican splatfest yes?
>>145177857
It's time for THE Splatfest. You know the one.
That's right.
This time, the theme is gonna be Cake vs Pie__
>>145178120
typical burger thinking of food
>>145172787
Well, I'm talking about the Octobrush and Splat Roller specifically. This all started with Krak-on vs. Octobrush in the last thread.
Brush has better range than the Roller. It flicks faster, has no damage falloff, and wider attack range. When you're outside effective range, brush can kill fairly quickly with 3 globs of ink. Roller usually needs 3 or 4 flicks to kill.
>>145176248
>>145176413
These are great pictures. We need more of them sad/hurt/edgy.
>>145175146
I wish more artists would draw squids with rounded faces like these. Looks so cute.
>>145178428
You're already edgy enough.
>>145178471
It is cute, but doesn't look very much like them though.
It's kind of like drawing Mario with a slender face.
>>145178545
You can never be too edgy.
>>145178120
team callie all the way!
>>145174730
I think the complaints would be from Japs too
>>145178918
i doubt any nazi jokes, though.
>>145178471
There's that ABXY artist. Pretty edgy enough for me and there's like a crapton of it
>>145178860
>mfw I have sided with Callie's team every single time, except forNorth Pole vs South Pole
Our tastes align for most of the other region Splatfests too. Callie a pretty damn good.
>>145179164
Same
I've sided with her every time except for Roller Coasters vs Water Slides, because I'm deathly afraid of rollercoasters
Callie has good taste
>>145179109
Assuming you meant to reply to me. >>145178428
What I mean is we need more art that isn't necessarily grim or edgy, just not the usual same old smiley stuff.
>>145179403
>We need more of them sad/hurt/edgy
>We need more art that isn't necessarily grim or edgy
>>145179403
What I suggested is actually edgy. Like the real definition
>>145179327
Fucking saved.
I'm so glad Callie prioritized Love and Strength over Money on two separate occasions. That's what convinced me she was better, at least as far as ethics is concerned.
I only went with Marie on Cat vs Dog
>>145179514
Well sure. Callie is so cute when she's angry.
>>145179674
she is an angel, after all
>>145179845
Angry is not sad or hurt or edgy.
Quit the damage control.
Do not cutetilzie Callie.
>>145180001
Whatever, we all make mistakes on anonymous image boards.
>>145180014
I prefer the term "kawaiify" but Callie is naturally adorable so it's not very necessary
>>145180341
I like the idea of an enraged Callie brutally and furiously and gruesomely slaughtering Octarians with her Apex Roller, and still managing to look adorable while doing it.
>>145180546
yes
>>145179895
That angel has a great bum
>>145180695
Callie! Friendly fire!
>>145180895
You know it
>Nintendo visits these threads
>Sees everyone complaining about Splatfests
>They're too long, they're too hard, they're a waste of time, the system is broken, teams always suck, my feet hurt
>Decides everyone hates Splatfests
>Doesn't give NA any more Splatfests
Europe Splatfest just started. Good luck, Space Marie.
>>145181550
I'll join you in Space tomorrow
A perfect body needs milk
>>145181492
They have Al Bhed Squids?
Maps are hereFight for Marie!
>>145181374
Imagine how upset and confused Callie gets when Marie often slaps her bottom, when she hadn't even done anything bad.
i want to travel the world with callie!
>>145181550
Marie looks so good in the splatfest light.
Half the teams are now using the new N-Zap. Hope you like Port with 3 kraken on both teams.
>>145181798
The "Callie is 8 years old and Marie is her creepy uncle" thing is still around?
God damn, I thought we were past that.
>>145181891
Marie looks so good
ftfy
>start playing today
>every match is me and 7 level 45 japs
hmm.
>>145181798
not at all because she's a grown damn woman
>>145181980
Naked hugs with Marie is eternal
>>145181980
What?
AND FUCK YOU HYDRA
GO FUCK YORUSELF AND YOUR WORHTLESS GODDMAN WEAPON fFCUKS
>>145174136
I'm no neonazi but I gotta admit that some of their clothing, when drawn, look pretty good. So fuck those guys that whine and bitch.
>>145182317
You know what.
Anyone past the age of 12 knows what a slap on the ass means.
>>145181638
She gets it straight from the source.
>Chooses space
>everyone sucks
every time
>>145182393
piss off shad
>>145182275
>>145182536
>>>/b/
>>145182236
>g
You do this every post.
Why do you want people to see your autistic rants so bad?
It's fucking annoying.
>>145182448
Of course Callie knows what it means. What annoys her is that Marie is slapping her tooshie while they aren't wearing the spandex like they normally do it.
>>145182562
>comparing me to shad
Nigga do I gotta slap some sense into you?
>>145182643
Is that a vhs cassette under the tv?
>>145182527
>Choose A
>Everyone sucks
>Choose B
>Matched against only B
Wow, this thread went to shit in a fucking heartbeat.
>>145183023
Over what? Is a joke about Callie being naive - which she is - that much of a deal?
Anyone want to squad? Practicing my Rapid Blaster Pro skills
Where my Grim Reapers at?
>>145182643
>>145182275
link to liru?
>>145183272
I've yet to meet anyone that actually uses it properly.
>>145183272
I'm no good at it, but it's definitely one of the coolest guns.
>>145183139
Are you even reading the thread?
>>145183272
anyone who mains range blasters should kill themselves
>>145183350
What do you mean by properly?
>>145183272
ya buddy
blasters have needed burst bombs for too long
>>145182643
"some furry chick" has a name.
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145172927
>>145183372
Liru spam is everywhere right now. It's not relevant and is easily ignored.
>>145183396
Using Burst Bombs after a shot for an almost instantaneous kill. Everyone either relies on the Blaster itself or can't aim at all.
I want to travel the world with Callie!!but as a burger, I don't have the option ;_;
>>145183392
I remember when everyone hated regular and luna blasters and thought range ones were shit. How times change
>>145183606
>blaster users can't aim
who would have thought
Unless there's a mod to replace the furry girl with Marie, I'm not interested
>>145183560
my purposeful ignorance was meant to be humorous.
>>145183606
>burst bomb after a shot
burst bomb before the shot is way quicker at max range
>>145183564
whats wrong?
>>145183606
Pretty sure most people are using the burst blast combo.
At least what I've seen from S+ users.
>>145183738
Why are Mariefags always thinking about sex?
>>145183670
>Callie wants to explore the globe
>The globe is almost completely underwater
Actually
>You will never scuba-dive through ancient human cities with Callie
>>145183862
Callie is love
Marie is carnal
>>145183862
Because they are normal human beings because the urge to reproduce drives humanity.
>>145183862
I'm sure everyone on this site thinks about sex on a minutely basis.
It helps that Marie is the sexiest, lewdest thing alive. And it's not like Calliefags are any different...
>>145183965
I mean, space is 99.999% empty and what's there is almost guaranteed to be extremely hostile towards the human body, so Marie's side isn't looking much better.
>>145183992
This.
But mix all those things together and you have perfection.
>>145183528
I wish it was on the Rapid Blaster or Pro but I guess that would have been way too good.
>>145182493
Perfect.
>>145183862
>>145184005
Not only that, its also finding someone who is stable enough to reproduce with.
Making little retarded children with callie sounds nice and all for the animes where the government will take care of them after your suicide sounds nice and all.. but normal healthy human beings want someone like Marie who will help you produce normal healthy children who will one day stand on their own two feet and eventually go on to have children of their own
>>145184136
>And it's not like Calliefags are any different
I beg to differ. Mariefags most often post about wanting Marie to sit on their face or whatever, but Calliefags post way more fluff. The cum on Callie's tentacles guy even says it's more of a love thing than a sexual thing.
>>145184197
There are plenty of interesting things in space; it's just that you'll have been dead for thousands of years before your spaceship reaches anything of importance.
Callie has the practical goal this time around.
Marie looks real nice in that blue
Man that's a fine squid ass
>>145184431
dat cameltoe
>>145182493
Now give me the source
>>145184340
>Making little retarded children with callie sounds nice and all for the animes where the government will take care of them after your suicide sounds nice and all..
What?
>>145184538
>>145184136
>everyone on this site thinks about sex on a minutely basis
projecting
>>145184296
rapid blaster with burst bombs would be so much fun
maybe someday
>>145184368
Personally I find the Marie fluff cuter, as rare as it may be.
>it's more of a love thing
The intention aside, it's still pretty sexual.
>>145184340
What even is this post.
i wanna cum on a woomy
>>145184431
She always looks good
>>145179559
It's funny because since most people define 'edge' as things that are black with redish-colors, Callie is really really edgy
how's callie looking this time around?
tfw still no splatfest here
>>145184804
What's up with her legs?
>>145184368
I see a lot of Calliefags going on about things they want to do to big tentacles and big tummies and big boobs and big Callie's
I have not seen that much fluff when it comes to Callie, mostly lewd trash
I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.Really need a better picture of fancy woomy, too.
>>145184942
Callie will never win again lol
>>145185095
Maybe because fancy woomy isn't a thing
>>145185056
>big tentacles and big tummies
pl
please
>>145185282
This is what I'm talking about
This is why we can't have nice things
>>145183272
I really like it, but I'm not that good with Blasters.
>>145185056
Marie is pure! Callie is deranged!
>>145185425
callie definitely has some nice things...
i just want her to share them with mefollowing a nice dinner date and watching movies together under the covers and preceding a long night of cozy cuddling
T H I C C
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>>145185056
>big tentacles and big tummies
where
>>145184431
Weird. I went back to the game after posting this and the music's not playing, there's only one of their voices singing and the dancing's totally out of sync with it too.
>>145185671
Just say you want to fuck Callie, there's nothing subtle or loving about it
>>145181773
YES, I love TW Port.
>>145185095
Why didn't you get vectoranon's creation of her then? Here
>>145185960
i want to have loving sex with callie.
>>145186124
Hardcore and hurtfully! Fuck Callie senseless! Make her cry! Make her bleed! Hit her face whenever she asks you to stop! Twist her tentacles when she calls for help! Finish deep inside Callie while she begs you not to! Curl up beside Callie as she whimpers to sleep beside you!
...That's how you do it right
>>145186506
some people are just fucked up.
>>145186506
>>145186506
Getting killed slowly and painfully in thirty different ways by Marie for daring to hurt her Calliekins! But you'd probably like that too.
How many EU anons do we have here? Like 6 or 7?
>>145187305
UK here.
What would a cup of Callie juice taste like?
>>145187305
i-i'm h-here
>>145187305
UK here
>>145185923
Oh, and Callie was doing Marie's singing animation. Super weird.
>N zap: the splatfest
Sure am glad they gave it a kraken
why do the gooks keep trying to take the rig sz from behind? you FUCKING IDIOTS. IT'S SO LUCK EASIER TO TAKE OF FROM THE FRONT BECAUSE OF THE INKABLE WALLS. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. KILL YOURSELVES
>>145188069
You're half right. They're trying to do a pincer.
>>145187305
Britbro here
>>145187706
Depends where it came from?
>>145184582
>>145184695
>What even is this post.
Its a primal thing, you would not understand.
>>145188396
Never seen this picture before.
Wish I still hadn't.
>>145188161
doesn't fucking work when I'm the only one trying to take the front. I wish beakons were banned from rig sz so gooks would stop trying to pull this shit
>>145188580
The milky Marie one is better.
I want to play Splatoon with Callieposter!
>>145188790
Obviously.
>>145189185
there's more than one, you know
>>145189385
I want to play with you! Or the one that writes and trsnslates! After the Splatfest though.
>>145189752
that looks worse actually
>>145189525
oh, i see. that's awfully kind of you. i can't see why, though; i'm just another player when it comes to the actual game. i'm not particularly good, either. stuck inArank.
>>145187696
>>145187817
>>145188242
More Brits than I thought there'd be.
>>145188242
>>145187817
>>145187696
Well that's one part of europe
>>145190083
>waifufag is shit at the game
what else is new
>>145190083
That's no trouble, you just seem like a cool guy and I'd like to try it some time. I'd still like to play with some of the drawanons for the same reason.
If you'd rather stay inconspicuous we could exchange ID's through disposable email or something. Not now though, Splatfest.
>>145190159
cuteanon said she was English too.
>>145190672
i see! i suppose that's as good a reason as any.
you seem pretty nice too. i'd be happy to add you after the splatfest is over.
>>145191046
Judd Catllie a cute
>/ink/ is full of A shitters
I am not surprised
>>145189827
>hes never gotten behind his pregnant wife to get some milk for coffee before
Its not bad, honestly.
>>145191332
Fancy Callie a beaut.
>>145191460
i have a lactation fetish, that pic just looks horrible
>>145191405
One guy isn't /ink/, you know.
>>145191652
NNID?
>>145191405
jokes on you, I'm b+
I have to choose between 1 main 3 subs of Charge up or 1 main Charge up and 3 subs of Special Saver for Rapid Blaster Pro. I don't know the numbers, which is more worthwhile in this case? I figured Charge since it has Light depletion anyway. The goal is to have Bubbler ready as often as possible.
>>145186662
Genesis 6:5
>>145191576
I have a suckle fetish.
>>145192097
>Splatoon is the result of a second great flood
>demolishing all the new grim blaster shitters with custom
that'll teach you fucking faggots
>>145192037
does
>>145169124
>tenacity
apply to your situation?
>>145192037
Second option if you ask me.
>>145192356
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I wanna cum on Callie's/Marie's ______
>>145192662
callie's tummy
>>145192662
Grandfather
>>145192776
There aren't any pictures of Callie pregnant is there? I've only seen one or two of Marie.
>>145192776
her tummy is so perfect in this art. I want to tickle her
>>145192495
Sadly no, I'm using White Arrowbands on my head for Duration, so I can't use Tenacity. Plus I have 3 subs of Quick Respawn so I'm not sure if Tenacity would be as useful.
>>145192509
That's what I thought, but what if I happen to not die as often as I think I will? With Light depletion I'm already getting a good chunk back, but if I use Charge up then I'm always getting a benefit as long as I'm not dead.
Bamboozler main here.
Love how fast it pops the rainmaker (4 charged hits with only 2 damage up mains)
But I find it lacking in splat zones and tower control.
Any good high-skill required weapons for TC and SZ?
I don't want to look like a gook
>>145192776
>Leaking down the grooves of Callie's abs
Haaah
>>145192979
er, there's this
>>145193058
True, if the priority is to have Bubbler ready ASAP, SCU might be better. Would be more helpful for the initial dash at the games beginning too, maybe have a Special ready before reaching mid.
>>145193274
Oh yeah, that one. It's something; cheers.
>You will never support Callie through maternity
>>145193104
bamboozler is so based on rainmaker. that gun was made for that game type.
>>145193321
That's what I'm hoping for. If I get good then hopefully I won't be dying and needing Special Saver so I can be building my charge with Charge up and using it longer with Duration.
>>145193045
>tickling callie's tummy and giving her raspberries and kneading her softness and resting your head on her pillow-like fluff
i am weak
So are people not playing Splatfest because of editing because it seems exactly the same as ever . Same caliber of opponents and same waiting times
>>145193574
I'd rather do the same with a Callie that isn't a fatty honestly.
