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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
FUCK OG FUCK LIQUID
WHERES EG
first for muslims
>>145167813
In the trash where they belong
rollin for da moonrider
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Hey, when will the NA teams play?
>>145167760
Give me Pugna or Wyvern or give me death
I fucking hate Team Liquid and OG both.
prove you are not a new fag
>>145167760
Rolling for Luna.
Rolling for Snake tits
>inb4 autism of the moon
>Pinoys always cheer for the better team
Based Manila
nth for Riki with phase, dagger and maelstrom is a guaranteed win
>>145167760
Traxex or Lanaya please.
>>145167813
we only care about tier 1 teams here m8888
is this the most successful the TL org has ever been if they win manila?
Teaja never won anything massive, usual just stomped foreign shitters at dreamhacks / iems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baCfxw6DAk
>We used to have it all, but now's our curtain call
>So hold for the applause, oh
>And wave out to the crowd, and take our final bow
>Oh, it's our time to go, but at least we stole the show
nth for alliance are so close to being teir 1 it hurts me physically
>>145167760
Naga or bust!
Should there be a separate "Mini Major" just for the NA players/teams so they might have some fun too? It's obvious that they are not on par with the rest.
>>145167760
rolling for fuTA
>>145167808
>Why are 0 of the humanoid dota heros asian
>G-guys no asian hero r-right?
Free Yous
what if?
>>145168060
yeah, absolutely
maybe the prize pool could be 30k or something?
>>145167760
incoming faglords rolling for their waifus
>>145167993
they may not have had a chance coming into this major, but I hope this was a good wake up call for them to improve. I truly hope they get this shit together before TI.
>>145168130
It was great when TI5 happened and 5 of those became meta as fuck
who is your favorite champ?
>>145167896
>WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME IF YOUVE NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE?!.png
>google about PGL to check who they are
>see this on their home site
what did they mean?
>>145168260
Thats horrificBLACK HOLE
>>145168123
Last place is already 30k xD
>grand finals day
>starts 10AM local time
why
how long until arteezy quits dota and goes back to school?
>>145168260
Pudge, i always have fun with him both when we're winning and losing
and he is completely viable in my high 3k/low 4k unranked trench
>>145167993
rtc destroyed them. I hate EG and I'm sad.
>>145168383
>implying he isn't making bank as a stealth ops team assassin
Multiple confirmed team kills.
>>145168356
they start at the same time as every other day
they are playing potentially 8 games, just one less than today
I know it may be hard but stop being retarded, please
who /matumba/ here?
>>145167896
>>145168060
There should be more Valve-sponsored tournaments for smaller teams
It's ridiculous that a small pool of players hold like 99% of prize money
>>145168383
what a slut
>>145168383
Whyd she do it bros?
Has there ever been a team as boring as current Liquid?
Reminder that this game needs a hotfix patch before tomorrow or we are going to witness yet another cat and mouse draft around LS and Beastmaster, right click strat or memepushing.
>>145168571
EG
>>145168571
Which ever knocked out team you clearly support
>>145168571
95% of all NA teams.
>>145168571
All three remaining teams seem equally boring to me
>>145168571
Newbee
>>145168624
They are literally never interesting to watch and they always pick the most meta heroes possible. How do people cheer for them?
>>145168605
>PICK LIFESTEALER
>YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING IS 70%
nice fucking hero dotards
>>145168690
because they are good at the game and i like watching good dota?
>>145168383
>hontrash shipjumpers like moon and new pros like MC and Miracle are already raking in more cash than he is
>even Madara has now surpassed him as a greater meme
if shitrekt fails in the open qualifiers he might either quit altogether or become a meme streamer like Sing
>>145168690
>amerishitters are THIS mad
>>145168571
Alliance
>NAcucks on a suicide watch
>>145168721
There is nothing good about current state of dota unless Liquid or OG gets defeated which in return would act as a proof of dota being balanced rather than being easily solved with one older meta strategy or the currently powerbuffed STR 3-4 core heal strat
>>145168767
Alliance use gay strats but they aren't boring. Liquid is just boring textbook Dota.
>>145168754
Now that old EG is back I'm fine ;) You Yurocucks had your fun.
>>145168571
Every chink team
>>145168846
>old EG is back
>straight into the dumpster
lmao
>>145167994
>tier 1 team
>with Loda
Why did MVP shit the bed. I wanted to see them win this major for Korean Dota.
>>145168850
LGD picked Timbersaw and Rubick.
How can you call them more boring than Liquid's STR five core right click strat?
>>145168823
>EG loses
>the MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE fag returns
Every time.
>>145168605
Meanwhile the hero d2g and reddit screamed was OP last week, Slark, sits at 46% winrate.
>>145168941
I have never liked how EG played starting from SADBOYS onwards, try again retard.
Though the Great American Cleave game was fantastic.
>tfw no chink vs chink GF
Really sad man. Only chinks know how to play dota.
>>145168972
Liquid only won this game on the back of the OP hero slark.
what is your go to image for (You)'s in d2g?
>>145169035
futa is gay
>>145169019
Just kys Godz.
Is there something more sweet on planet earth than EG fanshit tears?
Chinkcuck tears are close but not quite the same.
>>145169035
This one
It hits home with most of this general
APOLOGIZE
>>145168917
And liquid also picked timbersaw + riki in first game.
Whats your point you dumb chink shitter?
>>145168721are you stupid? how can you fall for a bait like that. that fucker keeps spamming that shit whenever liquid wins
REMINDER THAT SECRET IS NOW A NORTH AMERICAN TEAM PLAYING FROM THE NORTH AMERICAN TEAM HOUSE IN NORTH AMERICA. THE YUROPOORS LOSE THEIR BEST TEAM. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP EVEN IF YOU PUT ALL THE SCIENTISTS OF THE WORLD IN THE SAME ROOM.
>>145169239
It's a butthurt NA tard, don't bother.
>>145169239
>>145169239
>And liquid also picked timbersaw + riki in first game.
Are you delusional? Liquid picked their brand strat of 4 melee right click cores in game one, LGD was the one with Riki and Timbersaw.
Literally neck yourself retarded shitstain.
why isnt anyone crying that col lost to a top 3 team?
>>145169279
>secret now a NA team
>goes straight in the dumpster
YOU
COULD
LITERALLY
NOT
COME
UP
WITH
SUCH
CONVOLUTED
SITUATIONS
>>145168697
Pick Troll or Windy Bitch, or Chaos Horse Man or protective Bear guy.
There, problem solved.
favorite hero
favoriteporngirl
I've got this hat while recycling items, but I've never played invoker before fml
>>145169279
>Secret
>best EU team
that hasn't been true for like a year
>>145169463
Death prophet
Sasha grey
>>145169346
Col is a tier 2 EU team, nobody really cares except for a few NAcucks who cling unto them.
>>145169410
Yeah I'm sure squishy no survability hero is good pick when you have Slardar, Naix DK running at 3k hp with some healbots backing them up
and even suggesting picking CK, rofl. Enjoy getting kekke'd by Elder Titan pick from any of the Euroteams.
>>145169463
Drow
James Deen
>>145169035
I used to have a disgusting Kelly pic but my HDD died with all my pictures.
>>145169492
they actually won the second major with the EU lineup, that's the point when they decided to kick weeha and bring the NAcucks instantly becoming trash and never winning a single game ever again
>>145169529
>Good gameplay experience
YEAH GREAT IDEA TO FUCKING SWITCH USER INTERFACE MID FIGHT TO A ONE THAT COVERS THE SIDES OF THE SCREEN
TRULY MASTEARFUL OF A STROKE OF A GENIUS FUCKING IDEA
BRAVO VALVE
qop
pic
>>145169035
One of my Sheever blowjob pics.
>>145169592
Can someone explain this picture? Is it real? What's happening? Is that a dota 2 player?
>>145169647
I know where you're from
>>145169647
>What's happening?
the bull was prep'd
>>145169647
That would be Mason, aka the only good carry NA ever had, aka the guy that carried EG to TI before being cucked by Fear "muh wrist", aka the ignorer of throw orders
>>145168823
>team is good at a strat
>it's the strat that's broken, not the team that's good
stay delusional eg fanshit
>>145169750
Is that a black guy fucking his mom or something? Who took that picture? What is the context? How did it get released to the public?
Guys how is navis top 8 finish fair? They lost to the top 2 teams in the tournament lmao
>>145169713
>Skeleton King
What did he meant by THIS
Who is the best waifu Dotards?
>>145169821
It's a typical north american pastime, nothing unusual
>>145169637
>No tits
Even my little sister has bigger boobs. Is that a boy?
>>145169857
Traxex and Windrunner for best y/u/rifu
>>145169898
>boy face
>boy body
>le america cap xD
yes, it's a faggot
>>145169089
What did you mean by this?
>>145169817
Most often than not, the strat of the patch is broken in one way or another since nodoy can counter it.
If TL or OG wins it means their strats are broken, only Newbee can prove the patch balanced by defeating their strategies.
>>145169857
Why are they all fucking blushing?
why has the null blademail np not made a comeback
>>145169713
>Skeleton king
holy shit chinks
who would even come up with that
>>145169975
since when does d2g not like futa/traps
think you ought to go back to your home site friendo
>people voting for luna over razor in the arcana vote
Faggots. The lot of you.
>>145170040
>memerangers announcing they fuck each other
>memesisters announcing they fuck each other
>mememoongirls announcing they fuck each other
>memeassassins announcing they fuck each other
>legion announcing she fucks all of them
>>145169713
>CM is Modification of the women
uwotm8
>>145170098
We called it a boy. Calling someone a boy means you like them.
>google d2g
>the first thing that comes up is reddit
um dotards?
>>145170197
Google search is based on past search history.
>>145170034
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're joking
>>145170197
google tracks the sites you use the most and gives them preference on the search engine
>>145170109
>voting for waifu means you are gay
I do not comprehend.
>every single fucking ability is being changed to pure damage
When will this meme end?
Will it ever end?
>>145169750
What is the story of the throw order?
>>145170298
Girls like guys. So girls are gay. So waifus are gay.
>>145170054
cause its a stupid build
>>145170109
>he doesn't want arcana ass
you're the faggot
>>145170357
Even every ability is pure damage. Is that so hard to comprehend lmao.
>>145170054
str armlet carries wont mind it at all
they will have 2 times more armor and like 1.5x your hp when they activate armlet anyway
what if tinker aghs made his ulti an aura
>>145170357
>all of zeus' spells are now pure damage
Sounds like a balanced way to get him back in the meta
>>145170527
What if rupture stuns like manaleak?
What if you could stack roshan?
>>145170428
Oh shit
Luna Arcana would be the greatest ass to ever grace this planet.
what if terrorblade aghs made his ulti an aura
What if meepo aghs made his ult an aura?
>>145170624
DELET THIS
What if shitposts got you banned in 4chan?
>>145170625
Enjoy that 300 lbs of ass and pussy
>>145170624
He got 100 gold out of that!
what if pooling aghs to goot would ban all redditors from 4chan?
>>145170746
What if I never put any points into take aim so I can cosplay as shotgun sniper?
What aspect of dota just fucking boggles your mind the most?
For me it has to be how niggas get mad as shit for no reason and then forget immediately in the next game.
>>145169898
Pictures of your little sister please
>>145170960
rtz
Why don't pros just pool perseverences from their supports to some core like warlock or tide that can massively benefit from an early refresher and steamroll the game?
I FUCKING DID IT. I've finally reached... drum roll please.
3k MMR.
I'm a newfag on this board, visiting only this general specifically so bear with me if I don't know jack shit about your maymays. Anyway this is probably still considered 'low' but you know what I don't care.
Being stuck at the cancerous SEA server a year ago since the Japanese server wasn't implemented yet, I was stuck with the worst of the worst. Like, I'm not even exaggerating, you will literally, 90% of the time, get at least TWO toxic players IF you're lucky. Even if you played an amazing support, your carries would still somehow manage to fuck up and not do their job, and vice versa. A year ago I pretty much thought I was cursed since I could not move from 2.3 MMR as I kept winning a game then loosing my next one, rinse and repeat. I actually left for a few months and eventually got bored enough to try and doing it again. And for some odd reason I somehow managed to keep on winning most of my games even getting a few 6-7 win streaks. Maybe I got lucky, or I've perfected the way of picking exactly the right hero at the right time, or simply gotten better. Anyway I don't care, things are looking up and I'm on my way to 4k... maybe.
>>145170762
Reminder to be your own janitor:
http://pastebin.com/V5Sg14wb
>>145171010
sempai...
>>145171010
>Why don't pros just pool
Tournament rules deny pooling items
>>145171010
You can do that? You can make an item with with a pooled perseverance? Why doesn't naga siren do that?
I fell asleep after the OG vs Newbee match
how was Liquid vs LGD?
>>145171010
>6.52
>Items now have muted form when carried by non-owner (aside from a few exceptions like regeneration and leaver items). -pm can be used if you want to allow pooling in your games
Wc3 dota>dota2
How do you play wc3 dota these days? RGC gaming client?
is ppd going to retire after losing TI?
PLease someone post a Kuroky, i need to Apologize... i bet all my immortals against him at major and lost every single one of them.
>>145171058
Then why don't group mmr farmers and streamers do it?
>>145171043
>AnCo t-shirt
wew
>>145171194
BEcause it's an edit of original /mu/ image
>>145171176
I went all in on DC and lost all my items. I can't bet anymore.
You know I never got the ignored throw orders mason meme
>>145171010
it was changed long ago becuase every game was clinkz rushing aegis and eveyrone pooling him rapiers
>>145171010
You can't upgrade a shared perseverance. It's a pity. Dota used to be great though. Pooling would be a fun mechanic.
>>145171272
Were you here for TI3?
>>145171167
Perseverence, void stone, ring of health, ring of regen, and sage's mask can still be shared to teammates without muting them, to this very day
You can't sell or upgrade them though so no pooling into refresher or whatever
>>145170109
I know. Dosn't she have enough stuff?
>>145169035
I go
>tfw a full NA roster will never ever win TI
>tfw this is the most american team you got
then I post a pic of Not Today
>>145171321
Really old dota1 souunds like the fucking wild west.
Tell me some PUB experiences of old dota
What did he mean by this
>>145171353
But carries would really benefit from an early ring of health or something from a support in the early game. Why don't people do it?
Hey!
https://youtu.be/SmMmh7J8_Tc
>Tfw no qt midget monkey that wants your dick cause you play video games poorly
How do we fix Dota 2?
>>145171485
pooled items are muted and dont work
>EG and Secret last place
>dota2babbies, EGcuck and Seccuck poster btfo
>EG exposed on being a 1 patch team (carried by sumail and aui2k)
>PPD exposed on being a shitty drafter
>Backstabby Pupper (still best captain), got what he deserved for backstabbing kuro
>RTZ exposed on being a 2-hero pool mid player, on suicide watch
>EE the autistic retard exposed on being a unstable carry
>xboct back into irrelevancy
>kuro proven to be right time and time again
>kurostack confirmed top 3
What a time to be alive
>>145171451
He didn't get the 5% off advertised on an item
>>145171485
becuase its a dogshit strat
ppy played chen and bought his team 3 bottles at ti5
thats the ti he placed like 8th
dota is no longer 4 useless heroes and one carry like it was in 2008
>>145171560
I'm talking about perseverances. They can't be upgraded but they do give you health and mana regen
>>145171158
Meh it was alright.
>>145171560
Pooled regen items such as ring of regen and sobi mask are partially shareable, in that other heroes can pick them up and benefit from the effect of the item, but cannot sell or upgrade them.
So yeah, a support giving a carry a ring of regen for a while if he's taking heavy harass in lane, then giving it back to the support for tranquils is entirely doable
>>145171272
Alliance and EG belong to the same organization
Alliance and EG are facing together
EG are the superior team on paper
If Alliance wins they continue in the tournament
If they lose they're out
EG are in the top teams anyways
>>145171396
There was that one game I watched the old days, I think it was a chinese team where storm bought back 3 or 4 times straight, had rampage, and succesfully defended their throne. Silly I forgot if they won or not, but it was one heck of a match. Buybacks didn't have cooldown back then.
>>145171575
>t. Ahmed
Don't you have places to blow up?
who is best carry in pro scene?
Hao or matumba?
>>145171708
So what happened?
>>145171765me
>>145171765
Fear
>>145171752
>t. buttblasted EG/sekrit/chink fangay
>>145171785
alex garfield (owner of [A] and EG) told ppd to throw and ppd told his team to throw
mason told him to fuck off and won the game single handedly
>>145171752
>everyone not rooting for NA teams is a shitskin
GODDAMN American are truely the masters of butthurt
which one of you fags is this?
TI2 was 4 years ago.
>>145171752
But you're already blown the fuck out?
>>145171765
Hao because passes better as a trap.
>>145171396
everyone was bad back then
you bought vanguard and radiance on every carry because there honestly were no items to buy
shit like 5 necrobooks were banned becuase no one knew how to play around them lmao
and dont even mention the heroes, some were so retarded its honestly mind boggling
there was a hero that was just a walking rax and nothing else, he just spawned untis around him and litearlly nothing else
>>145171765
Honestly its rtz
should you be on agi or str treads when you soul ring
>>145171785
EG supports would get caught by the enemy and die while not doing anything. Mason the carry would come and save them by killing Alliance heroes.
Thats how the story is told btw. I watched that game. Maybe, plausible that is what was happening
>>145171960
fuck off rtz you faggot everyone knows you love the black dick
Hey dotards let's get to know each other in this forum. Let's use trips.
>>145171883
>>145171840
>>145171829
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
Never thought there are so many shitskins here
can our guys do it tomorrow?
>>145171950
Remember when Silencer could use healing wave and drop golems? Good times.
>>145172041
more like lets filter you
>>145172003
str because then you take less damage.
>>145171960
rtz isn't even the best carry player in his team you dumb fuck
>>145172053
Never thought EG and Secret posters are still lurking around after the shamefur dispray.
Pls an hero.
>>145172168
ee is good at farming ill give u that
>>145172171
Team i like is already in grandfinals Muhamad
long hair best hair
man china really fucking sucks at dota
what happened?
>>145171785
Mason was playing storm and snowballed hard
Zai played enigma and had some clutch blackhole after EG almost threw the game for good
>tfw chinks are close to elimination
I don't like this desu
>>145172227
What kind of carry stops farming in order to blink into 5 and die without backup?
Why not supports pool their bottle to their carries?
>>145172232
>Miracle is a muslim btw
C U C K
U
C
K
>>145172024
>>145171835
So, did he get to pursue his dream?
What is he up to now
>>145171396
About old doto. Started playing 12 years ago. This is how a normal game was
Aegis was core on every hero. Had 3 charges where you reincarnated after dying. Unsellable of course and gave you half the attributes of a heart of trasque. Just throw it away when the charges went to 0 and buy a new one. Games were never ending
>>145172271
le high risk high reward meme
>>145172268
So basically zai also ignored the throw order?
>>145172309
Carries can no longer carry the game on their own. It's been this way since 6.81
>>145172271
i didnt say he was good at fighting i said he was good at farming
>>145172257
tl;dr
china was numba wan
then they made ACE (esports org)
ACE said no china team if lan no good (minimum like 80 or some shit thousand dollars prizepool)
result? 2 lans a year for chinks
and yeah, after like 1.5 years of litearlly not playing anything since based ACE forbidden them from playing lans they just fell behind and never chated the west
>>145172326
He is playing for shitty teams thesedays hoping for a chance to play for a real team. Idk about his dream
>>145172363
zai had some questionable plays but clutched so yes zai and mason were the ones who ignored the throw order
but mason especially, he had an amazing game overall
>>145172053
Im 100% sure im more white than you you shitskin
>>145172318
[Citation needed]
As far as I know miracle hasn't mentioned his religion a single time
Kuro is a hardcore muslim who got offended when some interviewer asked him if he's gonna celebrate with some alcohol
You are supporting literal cancer of modern society
>>145172385
He spends most of his time trying to fight though, and then he dies, losing gold.
>>145172326
he lives off his dota money smoking weed all day and playing dota with his shit friends trying to make a comeback
he unironically believes he is one of the best players in the world
>>145171323
pooling was never fun. Seems you never played old doto
>>145172465
Probably, what was the last time you left the basement?
>>145171347
Nope I was here for ti4 but loosely followed the pro scene
KUROKY TALKED ABOUT THE FUN COUNTER
ITS MATUMBAMAN
ON LIFESTEALER
>>145172465
>>145172318
>>145172232
>>145172053
>dota2 made by Abdul Ismail
>>145172468
>citation needed
>Amer "Miracle-" al-Barqawi
Gee I don't know, maybe the name? Fucking illiterate retard. kys
>>145172601
kek
>>145172601
Hi spook , i like your avatar on discord
>>145172597
4/10 meme
>>145167760
roll
>>145172601
hey sp00k!
shut the fuck up
>>145172634
Did you just call me a retard and imply that name corresponds to religion in the same post?
Shouldn't you be doing homework for monday?
>>145171575
>forgetting about The Big BTFOing of the Koreaboos that will be remembered forever.
>>145172669
Thanks.
>>145172792
They played fun dota though. RIP
Liquid has perfected their str core meme and will win the tournament
>>145172828
>Thanks.
Np, shes the best girl
>>145172759
It is you fucking mongoloid. It can't get any more obvious than that. kys
>>145172828
Playing fun dota won't redeem them for attracting a bunch of autistic retards to the thread. If it wasn't for the koreaboos posting plastic crap, MVP would be alright.
>>145169463
Mirana
Jayden Jaymes
lifestealer theme y/n
https://youtu.be/4WLgebpkhyA
>>145172943
This video is not available.
Sorry about that.
>>145172897
Mate, you probably have a western name but still are too much of a fedora to be christian
>>145172921
Those retards are here to stay because sc2 is dead lmao. They just don't post kpop whores unless MVP is playing.
>>145171752
t. ahmed "sumail" abdullah and samir "universe" sahiir
>>145173005
https://youtu.be/2NOFTbbJ3vA maybe this one will work for you, Johan.
Did you win your games today, gulag? <3
>>145173080
it does thanks
@145173035
filtered
>>145173023
>3rd rate education
>can't counter argument
>better go for le ebin personnel attackz
wew. kys faggot
>Some kids got to be millionaires travelling the world and playing vidya with their friends from various places
>You were a neet playing pubs and shitposting to 4chan
lol
>>145173098
n-no I lost
w-what are you doing in my house? who are you?
>>145171765
>needing to be safelane to carry
>carrying his team for literally 3 years at this point
>left them to carry another team for a few months and they completely fell apart
>came back and they get invites to valve events
he's actually such a good player, and because of the team dynamic he's eseentially #1 and loda is basically playing the #3 position.
Its quite amazing how much he carries games, even if he can only play furion, cylla, beastmaster, doom, weaver, void, brood and dark seer
>>145173178
just fuck my shit up
>>145173178
>I could have been RTZ
thanks god, dodged a bullet there
>>145173175
But you have literally no argument retard
Not everyone with exotic name is a muslim
Fuck off and die
HOW IS SUN RAY BALANCED
>>145173175
Learn the difference between arab and muslim, /pol/tard
>>145173074
Universe could be Hindu.
how of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMmh7J8_Tc
>>145173301
>>145173401
>exotic name
>amer
>al-Barqawi
Literally a muslim name
>jordanian father
strengthens the arguement
Please stop typing, you're embarrassing yourself. nyx.
>tfw too scared to pick anything but support
>>145173098
I just woke up, but I won my games last night!
>>145173474
What's your name senpai?
I'll assign you a religion
>>145173603
justdoit.gif
>6 minutes in
>your mid is already lvl 7
>he still hasn't ganked either the long or short lanes
>>145173675
Amarant Coral
>>145173798
>its mids role to win every lane for you
how is the 4k bracket m8
>>145173798
what are you waiting? go gank his lane!
>>145173603
>pick core
>mute everyone
>play
>>145173461
reddit.com/user/ILLUSTRIKE
>No good streams to watch
W-What do /d2g/?
>>145173869
From your name I can tell you are uncharismatic autistic faggot atheist
>>145173798
pick jungle help helper and win the lanes senpai fampai
>>145173982
>not rastafari
s.m.h
>>145173953
how's that room cleaning going?
PICK TINKER
RECEIVE +25 MMR
ENEMY PICKS TINKER
RECEIVE -25 MMR
ALLY PICKS TINKER
RECEIVE -25 MMR
BAN TINKER______________
>its gonna be a liquid OG final
im pretty alight with that actually 10/10 tourney
what the fuck went wrong dotards?
>>145173474
Now you're going to tell me Islam is a country lol
>>145174153
JAH RASTAFARI BLESS UP ME MON
>>145171960
fuck off u cocksucking mongrel
>>145173953
suicide
>>145174275
>it's an Our Guys vs Our Other Guys episode
fuck
>>145174291
triple digit MeMeR
>>145167896
I played on Garena
wtf did they remove
>>145173401
Muslims name their children with names acceptable in islam.
For instance you wont see an Arab christian naming their child Omar or Muhammad or Ali, etc, as these are muslim names.
So his name is muslim, his last name is a sign of which tribe/family/clan he is from (also some way you can tell someone's religion within arab countries).
That being said he could be an Atheist or Muslim, you would have to ask someone close to him or his family because the guy keeps his private life under tight lips.
>>145173098
I did indeed. Just played as Axe and managed to fuck over an Invo and a Slark. They were both shit.
>>145174268
>radiant T1 still up when enemies are that farmed
wew
Guys how long until this game is fun again?
>play only RD
>everytime there is a slark in the pool some faggot first picks him
I dont understand the appeal of this fucking hero. He seems so goddamn one dimensional.
>>145167760
got 'em
what went wrong dotards
>>145175412
>pushing_into_tinker.webm
I wonder how
>>145175542
depends when memeback gets nerded
>>145173953
I'd recommend babyknight on twitch. Speaks english without a swedish accent, explains literally everything he's thinking. Should be starting in 6-7 hours, if at all.
>>145175542
never
>>145175707
never
>>145174268
>8rockets
>lv3 rearm
whats this? a 30charge bloodstone when their t1 mid is still up
>>145174965
Limited Heroes
Reworked Rupture:
Bloodseeker causes an enemy unit's skin to rupture. When they take an instance of over 60/80/100 damage, they receive a bonus 150/200/250 Pure damage. Max 4/5/6 instances or 12 seconds. Bloodseeker also gains one max stack of Thirst when an enemy hero is ruptured.
Aghs upgrade is the same as before.
Fixed?
On what lane do you play clinkz
>shit pos 1 because LMAO SQUISHY AGI KEK XD
>shit offlane because JUST DUST MY SHIT UP
midlane?
>>145175980
>1500 pure damage nuke
>>145175682
your subpar image editing skills are making me think you might be... how do should i put this... stupid. that's probably the biggest factor
>>145176004
he cant roam soAncient cliff jungling
>>145170870
Hello fellow moneky
Secret still number 1
Secret hater BTFO
Does anyone has the picture of Meepo the gecko?
>>145175980
>rupture hero
>finger hero
>>145175980
Just give it back the initial burst damage and he's fine.
OG WW@
NO ANIMESHITTERS, RTZHITTERS, PPDSHITTERS ALLOWED BELOW THIS POST
>>145176339
I really hope Liquid does it
I can't stand seeing backstabby h0neylans win anything
>>145174875
Oh shit dotards
Are we getting cucked by blizzard again?
>>145176393
Fapping to anime 3 times a day makes you gain 1k more MMR!
>nolan will win 2 lan
>que
>pick lifestealer
>lose
UUM DOTARDS?
WHY DID I LOSE WHEN I PLAYED THE HERO THAT DOESNT LOSE?
HM?
>>145176486
liar
I fap 3 times a day but I'm still stuck in 2k
>>145176590
If you didn't fap 3 times a day you'd be 1k then!
I bet erping helps too!
>ruskis banned site wide
is this the end of /d2g/?
>>145176713
the only thing ERP helps with is speeding up rotting of your brain from all the anime you degenerate
So how does d2g rate this pinoy major? I'd give it 8/10. Hated Slacks and his """"""humor""""". Loved the production and the hyped crowd
>>145176486
>Cum once
>Urge to fap more disappears
>>145176742
But I thought /d2g/ were all murricans/europeans
Why else would they complain about russians, peruvians and seamonkeys all the time?
>>145176876
honeypot/10 only yurodogs can rate it higher 2bh
>>145176876
It's been probably the best major so far, and possibly the best major for a while, but I think TI being so close kinda just dilutes this event for me desu.
>>145176742
this general is already dead when there isn't esports
>>145175980
What if it was like a short cooldown melee range auto cast orb like tidebringer? Shorten the duration and have it refresh on the target every time its up.
dumb meguminposter
>>145176876
8/10. Games were great, and production was good, but I take a point because it some times goes too damn far (This Battleview thing still really irritates me, and so do the rune cams).
Panel was pretty meh
What is it about dota that makes people gay as fuck?
>>145176929
Sounds like you could use somebody to ERP with :3
Linken REALLY should block aoe disables too
its just retarded that a slardar with naix inside jump your carry and if he doesnt have superhuman reactions he is dead no matter what
just add something like:
Linken blocks any aoe disables once every 50seconds
It turns green when its ready to block aoe and blue when its on cooldown so its not confusing with normal linken
>>145176876
Give slacks credit where credit is due. At least he is an interviewer with a bit of charisma/character and "gets" dota on a basic to advanced level. Sure his overbearing humor is awful but I think the point of slacks is to hate him.
>>145177142
>Panel was pretty meh
I thought the panel for this event was probably the best, i think they need to rotate people in and out less tho.
the fogged, black, winter panel was prob my favourite tbqh
>>145177206
Didn't make me gay, though, and I doubt it ever would or will.
>>145177405
Been here for over two years now, and that hasn't happened.
>>145177312
It's just that I'm more biased towards the pannels that don't bring up this shitty boring act of "professionalism in esports", but I will give you that it's light years ahead of any pannel that has Sheever, Maut or Slacks in it.
>>145177206
>people think being gay is still counter intuitive to human instinct
Whatever dude. The human race is fucked. We've peaked and you might as well have fun going down in flames. Embrace nihilism senpai.
>>145177206
it doesn't, the few faggots here are just really vocal shitposters and since they have absolutely no social or sexual life they spend most of their day here doing their anime shit with other pathetic freaks of nature
as a result it seems like there are many of them
>>145177624
This. I can maybe count 4 people, and that's it.
Luckily, when esports happen, they get ignored.
>tfw everybody hate slacks for whatever he is doing
>tfw I secretly ganbare him to do his best
The guy looks pitiful, but I can't hate him.
>>145171018
no1cares shittly blogposter
>>145176929
>>145177208
>>145176713
Post Steam qts :3
>>145178017
I'm already on your steam :3
>>145177816
I do envy him a bit. He's doing what he loves.
>>145178169
Write me something lewd then :3
Another major for Israel guys
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3
>>145177624
>>145177767
use that filter list some anon posted last thread(or something)
all those degenerates are filtered for me right now
WHERE IS SINGSING >.<
>>145177816
slacks is not as bad as every says he is. he is the only interviewer in a while to get players to actually like interviews instead of answering the same shit over an over. just dont let him cast games and its fine
>>145178634
In the garbage can, where a hugbox, meme spewing fag like him should be.
has aui been kicked from eg again?
>>145178854
yes
nobody heard from him in a week or so, probably killed himself already
>>145178854
honestly i hope not
>nothing good to watch
>decide to watch the soccer championship with /sp/
>slav posting "things"
real sports... not even once
>>145175781
mooooods!
>>145175814
Why? There should be a mode for new players but I realize the only people who played LD just did it to rekt kids and do quests
are we officially alive again?
What does Armlet toggling feel like?
>>145167760
rollin
>the most popular esports disciplines in 2016 by a large margin are videogames originally made by talented enthusiasts for free as mods for other games
what did humanity mean by this
>>145167947
>>145168049
>>145168147
why is mirana such a whore?
>>145176004
>clinkz
>squishy
buy HoD
eat HoD creep
i want singsing to stream
>>145179534
why does nobody do this?
post best girl
so who do i build this on and how do i use it? i was looking to my dotabuff and it turns out ive never used it
>it's a 4 cores and no carry episode
>>145179682
NO. One of the good things about this major was that there was no sheever.
>>145179685
forgot pic related
@145179682
@145179792
filtered
>>145179838
Sniper, drow, clinkz, gyro, medusa, morphling.
2 more filters
EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS
Na'Vi can still come back and win this major right?
And the Director can figure out Liquid and Newbee and make it to the Grand Finals?
>>145179848
>>145179947
Enjoy finding lots of hidden posts and then clicking unhide. Every time it will be me.
>>145173953
euro 2016
Why do namefags like to namefag when they have nothing to contribute to the thread? this saddens me greatly
DOTA 2 ULTRAS BRAWLS WHEN LMAO
NICE """""BALANCE""""" DOTARDS
WTF is this windranger haircut on the quest set?
WTF
T
F
>"lmao let's just cater to the new generation and make this hero look retard, they will like it xD"
also, why the fuck is she on fire? is she clinkz or what?
FUCK ME WITH THESE HATS
>>145180164
Major
>>145180540
>new IP
lmao, you clearly got banned and had to reset
![Posters%20LOTR%20Trilogy%20Montage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MC8QUU6.jpg "Posters%20LOTR%20Trilogy%20Montage[1]")
>One armlet to rule them all
>>145180510
It's better than this disgusting thing
I love the flower hairpin but Peggy hair makes me want to vomit.
What did he mean by this?
>it is another lifestealer doesn't get armlet episode
i guess being in very high skill isn't enough to dodge this level of retardness
>>145180927
This hair is actually bretty good. Set name?
>>145180942
>EG
LOL
>>145179685
almost every ranged hero t b h
obvious shit like OD and Silencer but build it on weaver, viper, luna and crush the meta
>>145180942
>no VG.R
>no Alliance
>>145180942
>EG
LOL
FUCKING NEWBEE
>pick legion
>put my hero thingy as safe lane
>wtf???? go jungle , LC is jungler nob
>ignore him as he picks am mage
>10 min I got threads and dagger while he has boots and quelling
>he rages quits because LC IS JUNGLER ONLY HERO
>we still win the game
Thanks for reading my blog! Pls don't forget to like and share!
>>145180942
>EG
:^)
ebin
>>145181051
I like everything about it except for the hair. Sadly I also have Sylvan Cascades so the pretty cloak rarely sees usage. Also the hair has a second style but that's just 3DPDtails
You should probably add me on Steam by the way!http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
>Be American
>get shot
>>145176742
What? Who banned them?
>>145181617
Russia banned le 4chins , hentai and school uniforms.
Apologize.
>>145181729
Im sorry Kuro
earth spirit is a bad hero now
>>145181729
for what I didn't do anything to you
Reminder that russkies can still shitpost in /d2g/'s official Discord :3
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TFha9Jz
Umm...dotards?
I thought your game was supposed to be balanced?
>>145181814
AOE stun, silence, slow and DOT
>>145181729
sorry man i can't help u with being a manlet don't really know anything about it myself
>>145181956
only hero on that list that's OP is lifestealer
is it true that w33 was kicked from secret because he fugged envy's girlfriend (xiituzi or whatever the name is)?
he is obviously a way better player than rtc
i haven't paid attention to these things, please spoonfeed me xoxoxo
>>145178634
out in the open world
looking for a new offlaner
>>145181729
S-sorry Mr. K-Kuro Sir.
Yo, can I get some Sniper tips?
>>145182040
>AOE stun, silence, slow and DOT
>This is balance
Dotards???
>>145167760
rolling
>>145182262
Buy ring of repick
>>145182262
I know that this is a meme. But if you're really interested reply back.
t. sniper mainer
>>145181956
dude FREE HP SUSTAIN?
FREE MANA?
ELITIST PLAYER POOL?
FREE GOBLALS?
ACTUALLY PERMA I N V I S I B I L I T Y ? ? ? ?
DOOOOOOOOOOOTARDS!!!!
>>145182072
he was kicked to make room for rtz and thats it
when someone gets kicked for shit like that we always know, most players just get kicked so others can join about it
>febby literally skipped meals and slept on the street so he could use his meager savings to play dota at the PC cafe
Are MVP the anime team?
>>145182418
(You)
>>145170109
>People Voting for viper over meepo for arcana.
seriously tho i want to see how valve would handle the acrana for meepo. would there be different cosmetic for every different meepo?viper would just be a remodel cuz "le cucumber" meme
>>145182418
How do you even play him now that shrapnel got trashed?
Can you believe it guys, I just LOST a game with lifestealer.
>>145176431
If they added Pitlord it would be called abyssal underlord tho.
>tfw all the Riki Tips are now outdated
>>145181693
Wheres Phoenix?
>>145182730
Pics or fake
>>145182759
play him as an ebin roaming support m8
>>145182818
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2429050544
>>145182636
You skip shrapnel until skill 2 and 3 is maxed, maybe just put 1 skill point on it.
You either go offlane, or mid, NEVER SAFELANE.
Other safelane heroes will benefit more with the same farm. So you go offlane.
Laning: normal boots
2. get midas+phase boot
3. dagger/shadowblade/SNY (you need one mobility/escape item)
4. insert_any_damage_item_here
Remember, positioning is always key. You dont want to be the first to enter a battle. That's why I almost always buy shadow blade. Not to run, but to get into position without being seen.
Why isnt silencer picked
>literally win every game while playing on every lane on every postition the hero.
>>145181956
1. That's pub winrates, so why would that matter for competitive.
2. +5k MMR/VHS bracket win rates are considerably different and you should look here.
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta
3. Even then winrates aren't the deciders in competitive, as that's only an indicator for high-level pubs.
4. Io for example has a 34% global win rate but 52% in 5k MMR.
5. Io as an example is a GOD in competitive, in fact he's been nerfed nearly every patch he's been touched, win rates don't mean shit.
>>145182946
>two (2) invis heros
>no detection
what is the purpose of this item
>>145183106
cause global silence is useless and unless he has a billion stolen int he doesnt really do anything
>>145183181
being gooddrums and badskadi
>>145183181
rip MoM SnY Aquila Phase
>>145183329
Not really.
>>145183106
As a pos4/5 he's a poor lane-support - this is in a meta where most competitive players simply abandon their lane and jungle when things go bad, and he's a bad roamer.
Global Silence is good, especially in competitive use but he's going to be doing very little until he gets 6.
What's the fastest way to get to lv50? I'm sick of lobby matches and want to do ranked.
>>145183106
>shit hero with good ult
>except the ult has an outrageously long cooldown
I wonder why he isn't picked...
>>145167946
The adaptation of Imako disgusted me for some reason. Something about the animation and the voice acting. Shame.
Carry winter wyvern when?
Global Silencer now 90/75/60 CD
y/n
>>145167760
is this that thing where you have to play fapping with one hand
brood get
>open immortal treasure
>really want timber claw
>would be happy with anything except the retarded weaver hat
>get retarded weaver hat
>>145183759
>SHIT HERO with good ult
yeah...no
SWNLat vainglory
>>145181054
>>145181131
>>145181248
>dude why is the defending champs being invited back? xD
Yurocucks really are stupid eh?
>>145183312
fuck you and your shit bot
>>145183756
no fast way, dipshit
spam unranked all pick
game length DOES matter
the longer = the more xp
>>145183106
cause he got doo doo paper for hp and armor
Hi, dotards.
Could you please post some cute (CUTE!) images of Slark, the Murloc Nightcrawler? :3
>>145184010
>Puppey was supposed to start player organization.
>He just actually went under Kemali's Team Secret organization
lmao
>>145183658
>global silence
>hard countered by like 5 items that everyone builds
>no useless
>>145184189
it has to be all pick?
>>145184326
>sunsfan was right
>>145176742
We are not banned anymore my дyдe
Sheever.
>>145172412
Thanks for the info my dude
>>145184545
Sheever?
>>145183658
global silence is good for like 15 minutes unless you have other silences to follow up/want to stop a channel from ulting while he has bkb
but silences still suck in general
>>145184545
now post a pic of all her blemishes gum teeth flat tits and no ass m8
>>145167760
rollin
>>145172412
You need something like a player organization to stand up to ACE.
>>145184385
yes? no? anyone?
>>145182837
what's the build
>dont wan to play dota
>play dota anyway
can somebody help me please?
>>145185213
S I T U A T I O N A L
16 more hours until second major victory :3c
>>145185213
situational but generally oov tangos clarities into phase diffusal/sny and basically play like a better version of BH that doesnt just get shit on when caught out. put up wards in the enemies side of the map and go on supports with smoke in team fights
>>145185439
>yfw they get shit stomped in the final
>tfw have to stretch my bp because he's too big
Which hero will help me ease the pain of wearing plugs?
>>145185591
>wearing plugs
>pain
?
>>145184010
>tablet esports
baka desu senpai
>>145185561
Like EG would come close to a final LMAO
enjoy the open q
>>145167760
hope I roll a nice big juicy cock to suck...
>>145185647
it hurts at first if youre not used to it desu
>trying to last hit a siege creep under a tower while your whole team is watching
https://yasp.co/matches/2429325665
Hi can somebody please quickly look at the match and tell me what went from?
>american women will never be this gorgeous
>>145185887
it probably has AIDS
60% of pinoys have AIDS
>>145185813
im convinced that that's just not possible 2bh
>>145185591
>wearing plugs in 2016
jesus christ do you still have long black fuzzy hair and rep those asking alexandria tank tops as well?
pic related it's you
>>145185953
succubi have immunity to diseases
>>145185294
NEED
TO
BREED
They should do a Secret + EG only Panel for the finals desu.
That'd be so fucking rad.
>>145185813
I know that feel brah
>>145186082
A-Anon I don't think that's what he meant by "wearing plugs"
>>145185591
>having to stretch your boipucci
You can use my dick for that, anon
>>145185439
Why does every fucking pro player wear either home pants or shorts?
>>145181693
>visage is black
>>145185813
what the fuck is even wrong with those things.
they are fucking catapults and they die in 3 hits while a stupid melee crep takes like, what, 5 hits until it's killed?
>>145186292
because they are comfy?
would you wear a suit to play videogames?
dumb animeneetposter
>>145186292
Because it is comfy when sitting for extended duration in a hot fucking room or hot stadium?
Are you a fucking moron
>>145186082
fucking lol
see >>145186214
can mannschaft neste do it?
>>145186371
lower agro priority
Hey bakas. Is 4.4k rating good?
>>145185701
i liked watching eg getting shit stomped
>>145186468
Nah man. They're an one trick pony.
[O]ur [G]uys will decimate them, 3-1.
The one comes from letting them have lifestealer in one of those games, probably the very first.
>>145186475
In my book, every player who managed to reach 4k Solo MMR in Dota 2 is not a failure as a human being.
>>145186475
4k was bad 3 years ago
now it's below dogshit
>>145186740
Niceu
>>145186798
B-but senpai! Isnt 》》lolgen on average just at 25!?
>>145186964
>ywn
>>145186371
They have fortified armor-type so towers deal extra damage to them.
>>145186942
2.5k
>>145186964
NEED TO BREED
Rollin.
>>145167760
ww pls
>play dota
>Game crashes out of nowhere
>Try to launch
>Steam client not found
>Crash
>Restart steam
>Same issue
>Get abandon
Yeah no forced 50% at all guys
>>145186964
Gross feet
what if BoT necro ember
>>145187614
what if BoT necro necro?
PLEASE BUY ME
>tfw no weeb dota 2 friends
>>145186964
>nothing related to dota
are you implying that average woman comes close to the qop cosplayer? lmao get out shitter
no seriously could BoT ember work well?
>>145187732
But I do, and win mid lane every time
>>145187997
MEME
>>145187732
see this item nearly every game
must not be bought in sub 4k
>>145187996
Where have you been all mydota 2life?
>>145187997
first things first we need to make ember viable
>>145171396
there was no backdoor protection, so every game was decided by either one team massively outfarming the other, or a clinkz with aegis + rapier running into the enemy base and killing the throne. also, aegis had 3 charges and rezzed you at your fountain, so this was a foolproof strat you could do 3 times (and then just buy another aegis).
>gank naix with bane ult and 2 more people
>get him to 1% hp
>he ults into a friendly creep
>can't do anything no matter how many blinks or stuns or teleports we have
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ASDVIOASDFBN9E8GBJ-AE9 8JB-9DSAF8JBV ALAL OF MY FUCKING HATE
>>145187732
i have literally cucked and been cucked with and by this item multiple times
>>145188067
>>145188164
sry I mean BoT + NECRONOMICON 666 SATAN RULEZZZ EDGY BOOK
>>145188205
>not having a dominator on hand just in case
You asked for it anon.
>>145185887
idk, the hottest asian I've ever seen irl was American. It was when I was in Hawaii, where I saw Japs irl for the first time.it was hella windy and I saw multiple girls get their skirts/dresses blown up like the opening scene of bakemonogatari. shit was so cash
>no Pajeet hero
Shit game tbqh
>>145188272
you can't dominate friendly creeps
it's the only ability you can't do ANYTHING against but wait
>>145188326
what is sacrifice
>>145188134
Playing Dota 2 and watching anime I guess!
>>145188326
>lich gonna have yo mana
>>145188386
lich is a great counter to naix i shall pick him now!
>>145188312
is she grabbing her ballsack
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>145188430
>lich gonna have yo mama
>>145187753
>>145187996
>tfw no /d2g/ friend to play dota and talk about games together and share experience
>>145188326
>>145188386
>>145188430
they should remove the fucking neutral state from his ult since they added the ability to control creeps, it should only be that
>>145188456
looks like he already cast butt blast on you
>>145187732
PLEASE PICK ME
>>145180942
BTFO
BASED GABEN
REDDIT ON SUICIDEWATCH
The Major is ours
Nothing will stand in my way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWnqImnoZk
reminder that moon is literally our guy
>>145186964
>uneven tan
>ugly eyes
>left tit bigger than right tit
>giant shoulderblades
>split ends
>elephant ears
>hideous, misshapen nose
>knobby knees
>DISGUSTING FEET
>dry, ugly lips
>crooked clavical
>misaligned bikini ties
>harbor at low tide
2/10 WOULD NEVER EVER NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS BANG
>>145167760
WHY ARE THERE NORMIES ON THE HOME PAGE REEEE
also Lina get
>>145188802
>le balanced ult to die faster past 30 minutes panda
>>145188802
Why does no one use him anymore?
Is he really that bad in this meta?
>>145189096
Because he can't fight outside of ult and you need to be able to fight 24/7 in this meta
OG pick him sometimes though, I wouldn't be surprised to see them do it today.
>>145178952
I think everyone from EG except peter flew home already.
and yeah aui's kicked,
>>145188546
>no /d2g/ cute anime friend to stack with
>>145185439
My boy about to win his 2nd major, I'm already tearing up.
>>145189096
he is always played as a walking ult man with epic auras
but desu when he actually was good i often went carry mode with him after i shat on kids with my ult and later on just didnt use it
his passive is honestly one of the best steroid in the game, i cant see why some armlet brew woudlnt work
the question is tho why would you draft him over a slardar for example becuase there is no way he goes anywhere near safelane with naix and them all existing
>>145189197
>today
AUSTRALIANS GET THE FUCK OUT MY THREAD
White man's queue in Europe fucking sucks
fucking russians still managed to cough up money for it somehwo
is it any better in NA?
>>145189439
that que is dogshit becuase its just party ranked but for everyone
no one cares about it
>>145189347
Kuro is going to stomp the shit out OG
3-0
Was there a sniper pick in this major?
>eg and secret both eliminated during open quals
>korea wins TI
>slacks revealed as icefrog
reddit has officially killed dota
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>145189042
>someone actually wrote this
>>145187670
what if bot BoT necro necro?
>>145189646
>korea wins TI
are you high or just retarded?
>>145189786
DELETE THIS
>>145189650
idk the harbor at low tide part made me laugh
>Major grand finals tonight
>Feel really bored and sleepy but can't fall asleep
>Don't think I'll make it to the grand final
;_;
Attacker! is so comfy
Hi d2g, I saw this webm posted here where a girl in a white shorts bending over near an escalator with a 2 niggers on it. I hope you can post it again. Thanks
>be 3k mmr
>decide to queue for ranked game on us east/west
>whole team is peruvian except me
>mid dies in a gank, whatever we can deal.
>he goes back to lane and dies again
>abandons game
>-27 mmr
peru why
>>145187732
>costs 75 gold
>gives the equivalent of 7.5 stick charges
>stick costs 200 gold
>stick will accrue 50-100 charges in one game
LITERALLY WHY
I could get a permanent +60 hp from gauntlet to turn into an urn instead of wasting gold on a disposable item
>>145189575
Chuan is too hungry for revenge, Newbee will defeat Liquid. Screencap this and remember /d2g/ is always right.
>>145189878
This dead girl is getting on my nerves desu
post THESE dotards
top as determined by rating
@145190132
>fuck I really want (you)s but I have absolutely nothing of value to say...
>oh well, better pretend to be a fucking retard again
no
only bastard (you)s for you!
>>145190132
shit meant *2.5 stick charges
1 stick charge gives 15 hp 15 mana = +30
1 faerie fire gives 75 hp = +75
so a 3 charge stick is already better than a faerie fire
>>145190269
>Chuan is too hungry
subtle, but liquid are going to win the major. trust me
how do these ppl on twitch 12 hours/day every day have gfs or friends at all
where is singsing >_<
>about to win a game after a losing streak
>sudden thunderstorm kills the electricity and crushes my soul
kill me
how do these people on /d2g/ 12 hours/day every day have gfs or friends at all
>>145190531
in my pants
>>145190519
of course internet celebrities have groupies, it's 2016
are you stup*d?
>>145189910
help
>>145190357
guess the mmr
>>145190583
I have a waifu
>>145187732
had a dazzle get 5 of these and a -2 armor thing to try and harass me out of lane
it didnt go well for him
>>145190690
3k who thinks he should be 4k
>>145167896
I was here when blink dagger had mana cost.
>>145190562
wouldn't it be easier to tell his father to just erase all flies from existence? oh, of course his father is not real
d2g - 1
christians - 0
>>145190795
is dota a boy or a girl?
>>145190531
I imagine he's on his way to sweden to murder Zai
>>145186964
how does she maintain a fat ass along with defined abs
>d2g cheering for Liquid over OG.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?
>>145190831
d2gulag religion when
>>145190906
ledouche
>>145190906
fuck off jidf
>>145190923
if god existed then why are there peruvians?
d2g 1
everyone else 0
>>145190923
dota is the religion of peace
protect your ancient, defend it at all costs
but it can only be achieved by destroying everyone's else ancients
>>145190923
worshiping anything other than the one true king is heresy
>>145190906
liquid has always been the superior team to cheer for
what the fuck do you mean 'happened to this place' like why the fuck would we not cheer for based fins and the best naveer?
>>145190780
5k who should be 4k
>>145191152
what a coincidence i was just about to OTKpost
>ywn make peasants bend the knee again
wel
>>145190906
I want Kuro to win
>>145191120
deepest religion
>>145185953
>implying
>not watching sports during esports break
RUSKIS BTFO ON 4CHAN
TIME FOR THEM TO BE BTFO IN FOOTIE AS WELL
who do you think will win the entire thing? also who's going to be in the grand finals liquid or new-b?
>>145191184
>muh matumbo epic tuna vodka man
>jerax aka making ES cancer
>kuroky aka BACKSTABBED N0TAIL
>Fata aka angry german who fucked over qojva
>Mind Control AKA can only play as Beast or TIDE.
Yeah Liquid are so superior...
>>145191410
Liquid is going to go 5-0 tomorrow
>>145186380
That would actually be based if someone played with a suit.
>>145191373
soccer is more boring than league of legends
>>145191343
how the fuck are you supposed to find the philippines there without names? the fuck
t. american
>>145191343
why is it only the second / third world countries have the lowest?
>>145191495
>soccer
go to bed burgeryoure right tho
>>145191510
kys
>>145188486
do you think tresdin would go out with me?
>>145191513
less population = less people with aids
>>145191513
islam.
when a women is property and can only fuck her husband aids can't really move from person to person.
>>145191510
it's literally this you ignoramus
Bulba thouhg
>>145167760
Rolling
>>145191427
ehmm
yes
>Yeah Liquid are so superior...
thats exactly what I'm saying.
liquid are
superior
liquid
are superior
liquid
are
superior
liquid are
they are
taste it in your mouth anon.
taste the word
s u p e r i o r
u
p
e
r
i
o
r
>>145190879
1) female body fat distribution
2) probably lots of hip thrusts to work her glutes
>>145191675
when the fuck did bulba become a player teams want?
>>145191762
Secret is just fucking desperate
>>145191701
HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN FUCKING A SPIDER
>>145191796
you're already going through open qualifiers, you might as well look for a player that's actually you know, good.
How come there isn't a cloud9 dota team?
>>145167760
Creaming
>>145167760
rolling for next hero to play
>>145191910
>secret bone7
>kick rtz
>add singsing
>kick puppey moved to coach
>add aui to support
this happened in another reality.
>>145167760
magic 8 ball, please tell me, who is the best waifu?
>>145191719
3) silicon injections
natural legs don't have that shape
>>145188486
Am I fucked up if I got a boner reading that?
>>145191601
>less population
see the green bits between to the right of india?
150 000 000 people live there
>>145191494
I want a full team to enter with suits tomorrow during finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nX3BYNOUY
And who are you
>>145189910
i should have save this webm in office :(
>>145188546
>>145187996
>>145189307
You shut your whore mouthsIf only there was a way I could add you guys without it being weird
>>145192083
>doesn't have loli face
Into the trash.
>>145191941
That's a long and tragic story, but the short version can be summed up as 'anime shitskins ruin everything'
>>145192225
>GoT
You have as much shit taste as SAO fans do.
>>145192130
>green bits
>map colors are yellows, orange and reds.
>>145192324
Tywin-era GoT was GOAT
>>145192225
the queen of drafts
>>145192359
looks greenish to me
>>145192372
this is the correct opinion.
got is now being carried by lady olenna and petyr baelish
>>145192516
the correct opinion is
>got is now shit
>>145192596
this t b h, everything after season4 is garbage
>>145192516
>petyr baelish
lol shit opinions detected
>>145192596
No, no. It's
>GoT is shit now and has always been
>>145179682
>>145179792
But she is the best girl.
>>145192673
t. contrarian edgelord
>>145192596
>muh strong wymyn
>NO COCK
>le funny little man
DABID! DAAABID
>Na'vi direct invite to TI
>Alliance direct invite to TI
>OG direct invite to TI
>MVP direct invite to TI
>EG and shitrekt both going out in open qualifiers
Dota has never been better or more alive
>>145192596
>being a fucking white male
leave
>>145192248
Weird how?
>>145192746
>no bruno
>no james
uh anon
Television shows are for plebs n they're all shit
>>145192746
>Alliance direct invite to TI
cmon man, that wont happen
>>145192640
>hating on based CIA
kys
>>145192828
>Icefrog spending more time on the game instead of panelling
>All it cost us was james
The only thing left is the banning of sheever and other token wymyn from all future valve events
>bet on Newbee against OG
>newbee loses
well looks like i might as well just throw the rest of my invintory into a fucking trashcan while im at it.
>>145192248don't call me a whore..
It's not weird to have cute friends!
>>145184059
they made roster changes too close the to TI
they'll have to qualify
>>145192795
>Hentaifan1976 has added you
>hey
>....
>hey
>....
>I'm from the 4chan thread
>....
>oh...cool
>so... you like japan n shiet
>yeah
>me too
>yeap
>>145192930
serves you right for being an antisemitic bigot tbqhwy
>>145193031
>1976
no one here is that old
>>145193031
Never happend to me, i know stuff to ask and talk about
>>145190357
R8 pls
>>145192997
i'm sure an exception will be made for reddit's favorite team
>>145193184
tiago always says he's 40 and what a coincidence an abaddon poster just appeared >>145193214
>>145193184
Soon.
>>145193292
>implying we won't have killed ourselves before that
>>145193282
im not tiago familia
Can I get drunk off rum chocolates? How many?
>>145193528
Yeah, A lot
>>145193278
Except even reddit is 25-75 on inviting-not inviting EG when I checked their strawpol yesterday.
>>145193405
I too am not tiago
feelsgood
>>145185019
play well for like 10 matches on a new account and proceed to spam ability draft till lvl 50, it gives xp and doesn't screw your unranked mmr if you don't perform well
>>145193528
2 or 3 if you're american
100+ if you're a normal person
>>145168571
Boring how?
>>145185887
never before noticed QoP has a minishield
guess it goes like the rest of the armor
Hey guys if you want weeb Dota friends just add me :3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>145193667
What if I'mhalf american-half swiss?
>wake up
>have nothing going on in my life
>about to just end it all
>then I remember that I am not tiago
how was your day today
>>145193760
depends where you were raised desu
>>145193954
hm?
>>145193857
keep going like this and when you reach your 40s you will be exactly like tiago
now that I think about it, in 10 years there will be like a dozen tiagos posting here and in another 10 years half the posters will be tiagos
holy shit how horrible
how do you losers feel about:
>Armlet Slark
>Necrobook Wraith King
>Armlet Terrorblade
>Eul's Naix
>>145190879
squats
>>145194171
sounds stupid
What happened to him?
don't call me a loser
>>145194365
He got a real job
is there still hope gulag?
>>145194171
>armlet
>on hero with free, on-demand heart
>>145194579
Matu got this
>>145194443
Or did he?
>>145194634
I said Slark, not Alchemist
Recommend me a good adblock for dota2
>>145194635
Why do they have to fight?
Can't matumba and n0tail just hug each other and share the glory?
>>145194825
Uninstall a Program works pretty well I found.
>>145194825
>implying you can escape
>>145194871
they should suck each others dicks while they're at it
>>145194871
>DE
>EN
what
does he speak german to stun and english to cast wave
what is this shit?
>>145194871
Hey uhh
what would actually happen
if two teams decide to this during Grand Finals?
Like go 2-2 and BOTH forfeit the final game
wat
>>145192713
she truly is
Yo my irl friends are putting together a 5 man team.
Their average MMR is like mid 3k, their highest is low 4k. They are asking me for advice.
Where can they find people around their level to scrim against and what free tournaments should I tell them to participate in?
GUYS WHAT IF
>Alchemist can now use aghs on buildings
>This consumes aghs and heals them to full
>can be done infinite times, meaning alch has to pay 4.2kg each time
>>145194871
>DE
>EN
>PA
What the fuck are these controls la
>>145195412
tell them to kys
>>145195627
>>145195627
>>145195627
Migrate when ready lads
>>145195627
>>145195627
>>145195627
Which dota team is the England National team of dota since Cloud2nd isnt aroudn?
The team which always makes it so close, but always just gets snubbed from winning
>>145189041
kek'd
