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Old Thread >>144978867
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Do we know if we're getting a new class for the expac? Should we even get a new class?
you guys are so nice! except of course for the people who try to mislead new friends
>it's another ratcliquer making the thread episode
>>145139252
you can't stop the march of justice. begin the executions
>>145139272
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, this troll list is complete bogus.
Post rare squats
>>145139096
Where are the executions taking place? I want to watch.
I want to cum in Rikki so bad
rikki isn't even that cute desu
>>145139546
>those guilds
>active
there are 0 active /vg/ guilds
she is my waifu
>you will never feel rexxie's dick inside you
jdimsa
>>145140308
HOPE and FUN actually both complete guild missions, daily frogs, and raids as guilds tho.
>>145140608
>guild missions
yeah with like 5 people, still takes a year for both guilds, waste of fucking time
>daily frogs
yeah if you get a spot on one of the runs, doing fractals is boring dogshit nobody does it daily except retards
>raids
boring dogshit nobody with a brain is still doing it, also if youre not part of the one clique/guild good luck retard LMAO
>>145140762
it's more than those other advertised guilds
why can't we have ratposters that are good-looking for once? i'm tired of shitrats and vomitrats clogging up my thread.
>>145139984
>stalker no stalking
>>145140875
this guy is actually right
>>145140762
even though you're b8ing what you described is still better than the mock guilds on that troll list lmao
>>145140895
Fluusi and Ruddo were the only good looking rats, honestly.
>>145140895
give us an example
tfw cute gw2g girls dont send us their pantsu...
>>145141021
Fluusi is really generic tbqh, but I'll give you Ruddo. Looks bad at first, but Ruddo makes it work.
>>145141403
Generic doesn't equal bad though. Picking safe armor choices and colors is far better than some of the retarded snowflake looks most rats go for here.
>>145139642
>>145139264
I'd rather get new elite specs. Preferably 2 per profession, since they won't need to make the Revenant again.
>>145139264
personally, I don't want a new profession.
I feel like revenant fit, because it completed the pattern of there being three of each armor weight.
I don't want that balance to be broken again, because we all know they'll never give us three new classes.
This is now a Dindu appreciation post! Please tell all of your stories about me making your lives better!
So Revenant is the "Only does everything" profession, right?
>>145139264
I will bet you we get a new race.
>saving two character slots for my future Tengu warrior and thief
>hoping and praying
pls anet
femcharr...
>>145143387
sort of, it's a bit of a jack of all trades but only a little bit more.
it's easy to make it seem like it's infinitely better because of the fact different setups are basically at the press of a button, but most things a revenant can do, other professions can do similarly with a little bit of effort.
that being said, revenant does excel at things, but just like every other profession, only a few at a time.
>>145143387
I am not sure what this means.
Revenant is "pick two things, you are good at them, but only one at a time".
Found a good butt
>>145144049
>pick two things
>one of those things is one of the best DPS
>another one of those things is "Passively have every boon ever"
>you get access to both of these abilities
Honestly, rev really should have never gotten a weapon swap. What the fuck. Herald is also one of the shittiest designs I've ever seen in vidya given its context.
>>145142014
No bully
>>145144416
It's not actually that bad because boons are shit and if you go glint+shiro your condi cleanse and resistance are dogshit.
People keep whining, saying that they have no condi cleanse as a rev. Try playing with Ventari instead of Glint you ubercucks.
>>145144113
whoa, what skin?
>>145144416
>one of the best DPS
Fucking lmao look at this shitter. Rev DPS is barely above PS warrior (about 10% better) and both are complete fucking trash compared to the REAL DPS classes. Rev is only too strong in PvP because of it's versatility combined with insane burst.
>>145144947
Rev is basically not a class without Glint
>>145144416
That's why everyone stacks Revs for everything right?
>>145143792
Warm fluffy femcharr patting anon's diaper making sure he is feeling okay.
>>145145246
heavy aether
>>145145765
you've gone too far
>>145145280
rev is 5k higher than PS warrior
>>145145589
And Glint still like the most awfully designed piece of shit to ever exist. Says a lot.
r8 my r@
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>145150039
Eyes are too big, hair is too bright, but good choice of physique and thickness.
>>145150056
>filename
You can't fool me anon. If you're the real Grae post your best squat at the Dwayna statue in DR.
You have 10 minutes.
>>145151302
It's the real Squats, I just checked and they're farming Silverwastes.All good things come to an end.
Time's up, impostre.
Does Vae really have a mangina?
>>145152196
He ERP's as a cuntboy.
>>145152378
>implying vae erps at all
don't get our hopes up
>>145150039
Basically going to just go with >>145150865 on this one. Maybe raise you a comment about the tiny mouth. Good to see more girthy rats. It's also easier to ask advice about character looks while in the character creator.
don't spread lies vae is a pure musky mcharr
>tfw no femcharr angel to watch over and tell me everything will be okay
>tfw vuncia sounds fun to chill with but you are EU
>tfw you will never come home from work and see your beloved femcharr wife waiting for you with a strap-on
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw no mcharr husband to keep you warm with his cum
>tfw no mods to cleanse this thread
>>145156263
White Mantle get out.
>tfw no vae to copulate with for the sake of procreation
>tfw no macro futasura to cockvore me
>>145155998
>tfw you'll never wake up to your femcharr wife sitting on your face while she takes care of your morning wood
How good are current thiefs? wvw/raid?
>tfw no wife, no gf, not even a fleshlight, just you and your tissues spread across your room
>>145156510
enough to get the job done
>>145156467
remove femcharr
replace with mcharr husband
>>145157016
>tfw no multipurpose hermcharr with dicks,tits, cunts and an 8pack
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>tfw this thread doesn't look how you remembered it
>>145157395
item ?
>>145157487
That's irrelevant. The problem is that someone undercuts by 20% of the item's price and and lists multiple of them.
>tfw no rat harem to keep you busy all day
>>145157557
some people just dont care
>tfw you will never be a femcharr
Is heart of thorns worth the money
>>145158345
maybe if you want to raid
>>145158284
Will you be my femcharr wife?
>tfw no barbed clit femcharr wife to tickle all day
>>145156458
You will make wonderful seed. Just wait patiently until these shaman brews ripen.
>tfw you will never do electrostimulation sounding with Bolt on your hyper futacharr wife
this general I swear to fucking god
>>145156239
femsura wife kissing her partner on the cheek after ordering for two and hanging up the phone
>you will never just cuddle with your mcharr husband in a really gay way
>tfw no mcharr wife
>you will never nosedive into your femcharr's fluffy cunny
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>anet gave me a refund within like 30 mins of asking
I got bored and came here to ask about the Discord but then I saw the thread and lost my nerve
>you will never pin down pantyface with earth magic and have your way with him because he stole your panties
>>145159470
I WILL make Vae my mcharr cuntboy wife
Charr players the biggest degenerates confirmed? Good to know, /gw2g/.
>tfw all this greentext
>>145159965
>implying memes are any way better than greentext
>tfw no green sylvari-charr hybrid wife
Post your face when the thread isn't how you remember it
>>145139139
Why are autism levels so high on /gw2g/? Its probably the most normie mmo yet its 4chan presence is off the fucking charts.
>>145160262
btw, why my reply box doesnt work?
>>145160476
Gotta have max levels of autism to play a game without content for 4 years
>>145139139
Why is eu part of /gw2g/ on SfR? Not complaining, just wondering on what basis this choice was made.
>tfw no futacharr wife to impale you all the way through with its thick barbed shaft and fill you with pure charr warmth
>>145160567
It's been like that since launch and you won't get people to pay for a server transfer after 4 years.
>>145160529
>le endgame meme
Go tend to your garnisons. The question was rather about what incites such abundance of waifufaggotry and betas orbiting people who are more than likely to be smelly basement dwellers.
>>145160567
Originally the guild would go to Vabbi, but after the beta weekends it turned out it would become a Russian server so they randomly picked SFR.
>>145160715
>implying anyone could imply that from your post
Gkick Oothier.
>>145161272
if I deserve it then ye, BREAK THE CHAINS RESTRICTING ME, GIVE ME NOTHING TO LOSE
Who the fuck is Oothier...
>tfw you will never get gangbanged by a warband of sweaty, musky and hung mcharr
>>145162339
me AKA Drosera Korruptia
>>145139264
they already said that future expansions would get elite specs, revenant was the last new class
>>145163069
>tfw you'll never be a tiger butthole sniffing rat
>>145160476
because the shitposting won't end until I acquire my female charr wife
tfw showing two pocket femcharrs their new room
>tfw you wondered why you never killed a single dredge in the achievement tab
>go to lowbie Norn zones
>stumble on the singing dredge in Wayfarer Foothills
>see the Svanir temple in norn city
>realize you're questing for the villains
>tfw no futarat to molest for its perfect imperfections
>tfw no charr dildo collection
>>145139139
Am I the only one who can't quite grasp dragonhunters? Their kit and traits make you great at initiation and mitigating damage, but it also incentivizes kiting. Are they just bad or do I play them wrong?
>>145164485
If you are talking about pvp then yes they are the memest class. Really easy to counter, you just trigger their traps and dodge the Spear of Justice, now they're useless.
Question - does the death shroud bonuses from soul reaping apply to reaper's reaper's shroud? And does the turret bonuses from inventions apply to scrapper's gyros?
>>145165121
for the necro question: yea so you can have dhuumfire on reapershroud1 for example
for the engi question:idk but I dont think so? wait for an engi poster to tell you
>tfw no charr family to adopt you
>>145165515
tfw adopting anon and taking care of her better than a charr family ever could
>>145165515
>tfw no charr sister-in-law to train me trough charr basic sexual training course
>>145165515
>>145165569
>>145165946
>>145139139
Are there any classes that get guaranteed raid spots?
>tfw no femcharr sex ed teacher
>you will never be a mcharr-only warbands barb holster
>tfw no femcharr secretary
>>145166323
>tfw no femcharr dominatrix to enlarge your anal sphincter
>tfw you won't live to see genetic 3d printing to make your very own femcharr wife at home
>>145166656
>tfw no femcharr wife created in a petri dish
>>145166207
Druids, chrono, rev, PS warriors, tempests, necros?
tfw when taking part in racial genocide and killing femcharr wives
>tfw no femcharr chronomancer wife to rewind you back in time for infinite orgasms
>tfw you will never have lesbian femcharr cunnyrubs
>tfw no mcharr buddy to do triigoogin with
ENOUGH
>>145168557
>tfw googled what triigoogin means
>tfw no musk warband to have daily musk competitions with at the end of each day and have rexxie be the judge of whos musk is most potent
>tfw no naked mcharr mudfights between warbands followed by massive barbing and cumbath orgy
>tfw no furry foreskin to balloon with musky mcharr seed
>tfw no futacharr triigoogin
>tfw no mcharr to triigoogin with while sharing a sound
guys no
>tfw no mcharr on mcharr horn sounding
>tfw no mcharr to give a humjob to
>tfw will never give two plus mcharr a prostate massage with your dildo horns
>tfw no mcharr to bloat me with cum until I turn into white sludge
>tfw rytlock and smodur triigoogin
>tfw even without gae faggot this thread still manages to be the biggest furry thread on all of 4chan
tfw putting cute femsura to bed then making sure the poor neglected pocket femcharr feels cute and comfy as I read her a story by the warm fireplace
>tfw cleaning the smegma off your mcharr shaft while also combing your mcharr bf's mane with your barb and marking him as your property
>tfw mcharr sucking your barb like the cub he is
>tfw this thread has reached critical mass
do you have barbs irl, anon?
>>145170289
>tfw you will never have your foot long barbed tentacle cock sucked by a tuna fish
>>145171072
no but I wish I had
>tfw no barbed dick
>^
>tfw no large enough urethra to accomodate for two mcharr triigoogin at the same time
Holy shit this thread.
>tfw this thread is so shit it's actually good
>>145171794
hello lil qt anon
>tfw no hyper mcharr dick to be stretched over like a condom while he fucks another hyper mcharr
>tfw femcharr getting pounded in the deepest reaches of the black citadel and left to die in a puddle of sticky mcharr juices
>>145155998
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>>145172402
im going to mail moot to ban gw2g forever this furry faggotry has gone too far
>>145172894
joke's on you, moot's no longer the admin you faggot
>>145172817
>hes been doing that for 5 hours
>>145172958
fuck off you furry degenerate why don't you go fuck your dog somewhere instead of shitting up generals
>tfw no mcharr spontaneous cumbustion
>>145173212
Your resistance only makes my tail fluffier.
>>145173341
>tfw no femcharr to have consensual sexual intercourse with
ITT: 43 posters and 182 replies
>tfw no god of mcharr barbed rods to worship
>>145172817
>tfw all these posts and still no dubs
>tfw futacharr about to be rained on with hot potent mcharr seed
>tfw proud pregnant femcharr wife getting her first echograph
>tfw no mcharr getting his dick cut off and replaced by the upper half of a centaur
>tfw furry degenerate shitposting greentexts on /gw2/g
>tfw cute charr cub getting his booboo bandaged
>tfw no mcharr on mcharr anal bead sounding
>tfw janitor removes inv to /gw2g/ discord
>tfw no macro hyper hermcharr cumshot contest
>tfw no femcharr wife to shitpost with
>tfw no aggressive femcharr to scratch you during sex
>tfw no femcharr wife to scratch my ballsack and nibble my foreskin
>meme text lmao
>tfw it's the end of /gw2g/
run for your lives anons!
>tfw no cuntboycharr and futacharr slaves to call me master
>tfw no femcharr lynxface thief to steal your clothes and do nasty things to you in the middle of the day
lol
this truly is a thread for the ages
i hope ur all cute and comfy, anons and i hope ur having a nice day/evening c:
>tfw no femcharr necromancer wife to steal your soul and fuse it with hers
points for creativity. This is way better than caturday
>tfw no femcharr wife engineer to sound your barb with her fix-r-upper
>tfw no femcharr elementalist wife to wash your pain away
I can't believe I'm the face for this particular thread
>tfw no femcharr guardian wife for that little extra protection
>tfw no sex with femcharr wife while she twists a knife in the stomach of op rat
>tfw no warrior futacharr wife to go berserk and swing its greatsword on my face
>tfw no femcharr mesmer wife to portal exeunt my barb into my own ass
>tfw no sweaty femcharr wife after a long day of battle to clean fur from sand with
>tfw no femcharr revenant wife to teach me the forbidden knowledge of advanced mist barbing
>tfw no chuka and champawat wielding tigerfemcharr druid wife to be at one with nature with
>tfw no femcharr pretending to be mcharr to do masculine activities with
>tfw no leyline-infused viagra pills to destroy my femcharr wife's fluffy cunny for eternity
>tfw no femcharr flame legion cook to taste charred meat with
>tfw no Pact Crowbar barb sounding party
>tfw no femcharr wife breaking the 4th wall and choosing to live with you
>tfw you will never have a triple fluffy cunny femcharr wife
>tfw no adventurous florburz husband to find femcharr wives with
>tfw no macro femcharr wife to destroy lion's arch again
>tfw smelling the sweet scent of femcharr fluffy cunny for the first time
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, /wowg/'s 2 pages down.
>tfw you will never play guild wars 2 with your femcharr wife
>tfw your future femcharr wife accepts your proposal
>>145180325
>tfw you will never force your mcharr bf's head into a cauldron filled with your cum
>tfw you will never defile the former lands of ascalonians with your femcharr wife
>tfw no femcharr wife to keg brawl with
>tfw I want a femcharr wife now
>tfw this is the beginning of the end
>tfw you and your femcharr wife will never build highways in tyria paved with the bones of your victims
>tfw you throw 20k+ rares in the MF and only get one precursor
>tfw you will never throw 4 femcharr minis in the mystic forge to receive your femcharr wife
>tfw you hope that one day it will be possible to have a femcharr wife, but that day is not today
>tfw no mcharr watersports after a long day of barb vacuum pumping
>tfw no mcharr warband to humiliate me all night
Is it over?
>tfw mouth of mordremoth will never give you blowjobs
>tfw no femcharr wife to warm from the inside
>tfw no femcharr wife to fill her uterus with cubs
>tfw pregnant multicock 9tailed hermcharr taur resting after having fun with a trio of centipede mcharr
there is no god
Even with expansions this game and thread were and never will be good.
>tfw futacharr slowly falling under the influence of roofies
>tfw femcharr hyper expansion
>>145139139
Why can't I see projectiles? Everything else works well but for some reasons projectiles don't animate for me.
>>145183701
What are your graphics settings?
>tfw enraged femcharr massacring a whole camp of hunters that killed her trusty juvenile lynx pet
>tfw charr couple relaxing in a secret secluded place deep in the maguuma jungle
>tfw no happycat femcharr sliders
>>145183874
Everything to the max except for sampling which is native and shaders which are low.
