You will never experience this edition
>Patch Notes: http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/:
>>144950238
faggot forced fagpussy faggoty faggot fags
Can someone help me make an /xivg/ soles power ranking list?
>friend is high as fuck and sleep deprived
>rambling about incoherent shit
>won't go to bed no matter how much i tell him to
wat do
the artist is pretty great no doubt about that
>>144985923
suck his dick
naka bp
Post character and song, nerds
>>144985997
that shit comes out of daily, just shit, poop, it smells like shit, they fart too. shit. big gay shitty shitfuck fetish virgin homos.
cool
>>144986071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWNDW5KtiKk
Highlanders
xth for slick new threads
i just picked this game up again. it seems like the /vg/ presence in balmung is nonexistent.
wut balmung FC is gud?
>>144986132
kill yourself
ps3 will soon be dropped and the age of glorious garuda butts will be upon us
rejoice
>>144986268
>>144984120
its not like its some secret that im mega submissive desu
>>144986454
it's there they just all have cliquey linkshells
So who else thought of this when they got to the last boss of Sohr Khai?
>>144986515
lets do it
>>144986454
like other anon said. all the /vg/ circlejerks dislike each other. there's no community here. it's just a stinking pile of shit that will get along face to face if they to (unless autism) but just talks shit about each other behind their backs.
>>144986529
I just want to be smothered by a soft downy Garuda butt
Is Shatter fucking dead on arrival or what?
>>144986889
Considering it's just a mash of Seize and Secure, yes. It's even worse than Seize RNG.
shyba
boipussi
Renko I'm so sorry
>>144987134
i'm not
>>144986646
>>144986801
i used to be in pure, but i got kicked out for too many auto-translation dictionary memes. are there any decent pubbie FCs?
>>144986801
>tfw friends with most of the cliques
>>144986616
How do I start a family with this cutie?
>>144986616
Why do Dragoons get the coolest fucking armour ?
I hate playing the class but man I want that cool shit.
>>144987443
be a female capable of bearing the seed delivered by this man
>>144987443
>cutie
>that chin
>those lips
>those eyebrows
How do we make ASTs viable?
>>144987585
nigga gotta look good when he's laying on the floor
>>144987585
when your class gets to be the poster child of an entire expansion
>>144987720
>How do we make ASTs viable?
Nerf SCH
Looking for a cutie with beautiful soles for me to massage.
>>144987935
beepy NO
So as a level 50 BTN do I just do the normal Temple levels til 51, then get some level 51 vendor gear and hit collectables?
>plant glazenuts in garden
>can't log on for 48 hours
>return to dead plants
FUCK
>>144987935
hi beepy
>>144988030
Whisper me, Liora Nae'blis
>>144988036
why not..
>>144988228
hey wats up
>>144988183
>have retainer standing next to garden doing fuck nothing
gardening and chocobo feeding should be part of their tasks
>>144988312
r u okay?
>>144988312
how much of ur screenshots are extreme closeups of shitty textures?
>>144986454
<Guard>
Brucie doesn't deserve him REEEEEE
All the Single Ebins (Put a Ring On It)
Shattered Sun
Gott Faust
Raim
Egghyur
Kirito Tia
Mado
Shirou
Awena
Shyvana/Bruce
Godspeed
Red
Sandc@
Harpuia
Neko
Akryn
Lewdlander
Rou
Mute
Algy
Pippy
Aether/Riri
Spiral Mountain
Noriko
Hark
Selzh
>>144988468
>ywn erp with megu
>>144988468
Deserve who, anon?
Megu?
Or rock lizard?
>>144988312
beepy when are u gonna come visit me agian you fucking crazy piece of shit
>>144988575
Can we narrow these down to people actually looking/interested?
>>144988575
Why do you keep posting this
>>144988575
you forgot me :3
>>144988656
This is just a prank by now, so where are the hidden cameras?
>>144988575
Pippy is the only marriageable one on that list
>>144988583
I want to make him my pet so bad it hurts..
>>144988585
Who would want rocklizard lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/10441736
Vote my lovelies.
>>144988339
yup.
>>144988405
WAY TOO MANY
but not as many as I have chatlogs :^)
>>144988621
why do u never visit me..
>>144989045
why isn't your mum an option
>>144989094
Leak some cool logs..
>>144988575
>mfw happy and single
>>144988956
>Who would want rocklizard lol
Shyv.
Didn't you see him cucking megu for rock lizard?
Rock lizard already sent him nudes and shit.
>>144988575
> elliot isnt on the list
suffering.
what server has the most /vg/ presence?
>>144989094
cause i don't have an alt on balmung/i refuse to make one cause balmung is disgusting
>>144988920
>Not wanting to marry Egghyur
shit taste
>>144989094
leak egyptc@ logs
What the fuck are we supposed to do with these old red scrip tokens? Why did they make this system even more convoluted?
>>144989328
haha money to a tranny ;)
>>144989426
You can trade them for Blue Scrips and you can trade them for Grade IV materia. It's not very convoluted.
>>144989426
you can turn them into blues or use them for relic
that's about it
; _ ;
>>144989045
I wish Lance would stay on /bdog/ and never come back.
>>144988575
I'm single too
>>144989440
> TFW Shirou says you have cute feet and sends you $50 USD for a pic
>>144989426
Upgrading blue scrip gear to i200.
Who ready for some throwbacks
>>144989440
i only send money to my mistress abe, get it right
>>144989680
*kumes*
>>144989094
How do I win the Noriko?
>>144989526
>>144989554
>convert them into blues
Oh I see, didn't notice that option on the vendor. Thanks!
>>144989175
>>144989375
But I've been told leaking logs is wrong.
>>144989328
okay maybe 2morrow then
>tfw
>>144989636
>Lance in /bdog/
I shouldn't even be surprised. It was a wonder that a general could be even worse than this one.
>>144988321
>tfw no neighbor or friend to water my plants for me when i fuck off for a while
>get excited for new PvP game mode since the feast and seal rock were pretty good
>the new one is who ever doesn't fight wins
Excuse me? Do they even have a QA team?
>>144989881
Fine. Can you leak some rare Beepies?
>>144988656
2 years posting and still I remain ebin-free.
None Purer.
>>144985709
>>144974041
>>144990280
fuck right off knife-ears
>>144989881
ok you better not be lying or i'll be very upset
>>144990205
here's a rare beep
>>144990280
Im still ebin free and been posting that long even with images. I guess I just don't push memes hard enough.
>>144990280
Alright, add Aendyr to the list.
>>144988656
>It's an Aurum Vale episode
>>144990338
>listening to video game music
how to spot a neckbeard
>>144990374
Now I want one of those as a pet..
C-can I be p-poplar?
>>144990374
>bathing your beepy in urine
wow i want to do that!
Can futas be Christmas cakes?
>>144990374
Is this why they got a house?
>>144989348
Egg is too nice for my taste. I would feel bad abusing her in private chambers. Pippy on the other hand I would have no qualms about beating senseless.
i know im slow poking by just getting to it now, but damn this post story side quest is nice, and has great screenshot cutscenes
>>144990205
have a vintage cactuar beep
>>144990374
are you trying to call me dirty? thats p rude
>>144990680
What.. You don't take golden baths, only showers.
What's so appealing about feet?
>>144990663
yeah beepy would be a cute pet
a little too clingy for my tastes but he's a good kid
>>144990680
fuck off paks/rylai
>>144990742
WHO?
>>144990897
well that video is clearly you and that is DEFINITELY urine...
>>144990745
>not wanting to beat eggy as she tries to stifle her sobs out of fear of annoying you
>not grabbing her by the hair and lifting her face to yours to call her a bad girl and revel in her tearful apology over something mundane
>not leaving bruises all over her body that are hidden by her modest clothing all except the one on her neck
>not painting her skin with her own blood
the kind and pure ones are the best targets
>>144990678
One day, anon.
>>144990845
It is. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
i'm a pig in a fire :3
you'll never know how my hell burns :3
>>144991082
omg cute catte
>>144989426
>tfw spending last weeks reds on scrips
I should read patch notes..
>>144991082
Your glamour looks familiar.
>Stick with a party through a solid hour of Ozma wipes
>Figure we'll win eventually
>People keep messing up the meteors, our tank drops one right in the middle of the party because he's braindead
>Finally clear it, after like half of the groups are replaced
>Casting coat drops
>Some random-ass BLM that joined in the last two runs wins it with a 97
I am beyond salt right now. I am the doomsday meteor.
>>144990382
Done.
>>144991341
It's only temporary until I get the full i215 healing set. I love tribal looking gear sets.
>>144990845
I loved that it actually didn't actually tell you where to go at the end, but I still knew exactly what those words meant.
>>144991390
Oh yeah man god forbid the guy who contributed to the fight just as much as you gets to roll for loot.
>>144991647
I don't think that anon was implying he didn't deserve it, but it's understandable to be internally frutrated over that.
SHOW YOURSELF
>>144991647
I wouldn't have minded if they had sat through that hour of suffering as well.
The other BLM quit because they'd already won their loot the boss before.
>>144991830
ROU YOURSELF
>>144991082
its nice getting to talk to all these NPCs again
>>144991545
im still working my way through, but from what ive heard of the end i think i know who i need to visit...
>>144991807
I'm salty at RNG for flipping me off all week in this dungeon and losing every single roll on anything that I've made, no matter how long I stick with parties that have to learn from scratch.
It wasn't that BLM's fault, and I didn't say anything bad to them. I simply stated that it was my third time losing it, and I was disappointed.
>>144990718
Of course.
just a question before i buy this game; is it still alive?
>>144992128
Yes.
>>144992090
Oh, sorry if I spoiled it then.
>>144992098
You're disgusting.
>>144992128
no
it has plenty of subscribers but most people treat it as a social hangout with their circlejerks or an erp hub and don't actually do anything in game
>>144992254
no no, my friends have been chatting about it tons, so no worries!
>you're will finally marry you squid-chan
I'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;
Still looking for someone who can make a 15-50 levekit for me.
>>144988656
>still only high
it hurts
>>144988575
Which people in this list would make a good couple?
>>144989674
oh shit, liora and guffy broke up
>>144992308
>balmung is the only server
>>144992907
Kirito Tia and I.
>>144992907
Kirito Tia and everyone
>>144992128
Very much so.
can someone help me with a few unsynced 50 dungeons so i can get my anime wep...
>>144992907
tfw nobody ships me but I try so hard
>>144992802
Server and class?
>>144992907
Noriko x me
>>144993243
Are you and shyv and rockjizzard really planning a 3-way?
How the FUCK do I unlock the new Moogle quests? I have completely every fucking thing in the area and even the few quests starting in Ishgard. I have looked at guides and double-checked my journal. I have completed everything yet I see no new quests.
>>144993260
Oh crap.
Balmung and alchemist
>>144993334
Er. Are you a crafter?
>>144992907
Rou could make an honest cat out of Akryn.
>>144992907
Kirito Tia x (You)
>>144993418
I have every crafting class up to 53-60.
>>144992907
Red/Pippy
Sandc@/Noriko
Raim/Neko
Rou/Mado
Godspeed/Egghyur
Mute/Algy
Spiral Mountain/Aether
Harpuia/Shattered Sun
>>144993334
Do you have crafters at 50?
>>144993374
Easy but I'm not on balmung. Sorry bud.
>>144990606
Normally I'd agree with you but a lot of the final fantasy stuff is sound.
>Finished getting i180 for all my craft jobs.
Phew. That was a ride. Now to move my way to craft my own Ironworks shit.
>>144993498
>Raim/Neko
Hi Raim
>>144988575
>tfw single for life...
At least I'm not considered an "ebin"...
>>144993697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHiPGOczI0
I have the i150 crafters set, all melded in the 100% slots. What's the next best step to do now? Should I get a full (old) red scrip left side and start building up from there. Garland tools says that the i150 head and hands are better than the red scrips one, is that accurate?
>>144993697
Rectified.
>>144990745
u wot
>>144994101
upgrade your main hands and move your way to i190 crafted. There isn't that much difference between the new i170 and pentamelded i150.
>>144994101
The old i180 gear is now blue scrip based so you can get every piece really easily. I'd say go for everything except for belt+accessories. You can get the i170 or i190 melded. I'd save for the i190 melded but stat cap wise they're barely better than the i170s.
I'm going to marry Squid-chan~!
:3
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby to craft with.
>>144994745
just
why
>>144985957
Is that what Y'shtola looks like now?
Eat my ass /xvig/
>>144994745
fuck off max you're not welcome here
>>144994745
Shut the fuck up Iri nobody cares about how pathetic you are.
>>144988575
But I'm still single
Top tier Au Ra deserves top tier payment!
>>144994941
No.
Just someones character i think
>>144994941
Where in the world that looks like y'shtola?
>>144995061
I don't fucking know. I just saw screenshots of new "Punished" Thancred and I don't know shit about what happened, so I felt it was safer to ask.
this is sadelezen >>144994745
Anyone else noticed a lot of SMN lately?
my eyes become sand
>>144993303
id rather die
>>144995192
LOL
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1681690/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1681690/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1681690/
LOL
What is your favourite idle place?
>>144995384
Yeah I think dying would be preferable to fucking squidward too tbhfam
>>144995192
People didn't realize this before?
>>144994745
You are a massive fucking creep to the point of being a stalker. Fuck off this board and do not come back.
>>144995312
last 4 dungeons ive done have all been double monk dps
>>144994745
So you can scare them off and make them quit the game too?
>>144995429
> Wtb Lalafell Waifu, pst.
>>144995620
weird, i'm getting matched with like 2-4 smn in all of the runs of mhach i've done.
>>144995429
Isnt this the guy always looking for a girlfriend? I think Kay, So disgusting and sad
>>144995429
>>144995192
Hi, how are you?
>>144995672
God that's old, but I'm still accepting applications.
>>144995539
Why is he all that?
Ultrash is hot tonight it serms
>>144995672
Maybe if you call them Taru instead of falafel it will work.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10441736
>>144994745
Do you have a house?
This is important.
>>144995672
>buying them
>not just growing them and roasting them yourself
Ah, the sweet sweet smell of 'taters and bacon.
>>144995836
>Not gettingTakoyakiI missed out on getting it and the con, was it good last year? I've never had it before.
>>144995672
>not au ra
Well, shucks.
>>144995995
>Valsee the monkey Ayers voting for himself to try and be relevant
heuheuahueh
http://www.strawpoll.me/10442417
>>144996128
>Literally everyone in agreement that it's shrek
Oh my fuck
>>144996128
>those instant 7 shrek votes
heh
>the color of the circle is actually green
LMAO WHO DID THIS
>>144996128
>Kiki
wut
>>144996128
This is hilarious.
>>144996320
Yeah, Kiki's not creepy is he?
>>144996060
It was exotic in a sense, since I never had it either. But just imagine batter ball with a piece of cooked octopus stuck inside with really tasty sauce and some dried squid flakes I believe.
It sounds weird, but it taste a lot better than it sounds.
>>144988656
It's great not being an ebin
>>144996128
Funny meme, Ultrash.
>>144996128
PROCI TIA
THE OGRE SLAYER
>>144996128
hey now why did I make this list
>>144996767
Calm down Smegtur
>>144996767
5edgy
>>144996690
take a wild guess
>>144996790
bûsée
>>144996690
post butt in that outfit
>>144996690
Also Im not a CRP spec it seems, so I can't make your rod, sorry.
Were there new sandals added in 3.3?
>>144996128
>xiv almost in unanimous agreement
Fucking savage
>be MNK
>expected to do top DPS at all times even against people with better gear than me
97th for please Square more cute bathing suits this Summer!(Maybe swimming too...)
>>144996128
>Beepywhale isn't winning
HOW AND WHY?! Did you not seriously read those logs?
>ywn find the perfect sugar daddy that buys you fantas and cute clothes ingame/irl so you can camwhore for him
Why even live ;_;
I don't see the Ironworks stuff in my recipe log; was a new Master book released? I have both Heavensward master books.
why can't dps even nidhogg?
>>144996368
>>144996320
>>144996128
Kid's obviously unwell and doesn't understand how to make friends, give him a break.
>>144997474
do you ever shut up
>>144997527
you play the easiest job of the easiest role
>when you're 700 leeches in and still no bucket
>Nidhogg EX fireballs
>>144997615
Want to find out nerd?
Soon my perfect pentamelded set shall be complete.
I hate how you can't perfect meld the body pieces but oh well.
>>144997504
Heavensward (2)
>>144997336
Easily doable. Only class that gave me a run for my money was dragoon. Foe's buffed black mage in a fight that requires 0 dancing too.
>>144997408
beepster is a less annoying person to talk to face to face, though.
there's no denying that they're pretty fucked up but shrek collects screenshots of characters to jerk off to, usually creepshots, and they're altogether a more annoying thread presence.
>tfw no one to craft me 190 crafter/gathering gear
>>144988575
sorry but i'm not available for anyone anymore.
>>144997407
We already have plenty, and they JUST added new ones.
They've been pretty good about alternating every Moonfire Faire, so hoping for something different this time around.
>>144997698
ill beat you up kid
>>144997763
are you & proci exclusive now? cute
Ebin Hunger Games when?
>rock lizard gets really mad and breaks character
nice one, kid
>>144997976
Can I be ebin
>>144997738
Nothing wrong with creepshots.
>>144997976
Already happened twice now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10442568
anyone on balmung wanna do anything please
>>144997738
Creepshots are completely normal especially if the character is in slutmog.
>>144998097
Already happened half a dozen times actually, but we can always make new ones.
>>144997943
I'd enjoy that.
Also
>so tired you can barely keep your eyes open
>can barely think
>tfw you're starting to get dizzy
>feels like you're spinning when your eyes are closed
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3
>>144997738
>people regularly bait out fucking cum tributes but whine about shrek being creepy
Uh huh
>>144997474
Just off yourself already. You'll be doing everyone a favor including yourself.
I actually kinda liked Hullbreaker. The first boss had a lot of stuff to dodge and Ymir had some pretty cool mechanics.
It is a shame that Mistbeard did nothing in the fight and also didn't bulk up like he did in the trailer.
>>144995836
>>144997708
>Elezens
>Dominating the server markets of Excal/Balmung
Why can't I have a hunk elezen crafter on my server ; ;
>>144998228
No, twice.
>>144998162
>F'telly
R-R-Rattle me bones!
Fresh level 60 AST here. I jut hit i180 and want to do Void Ark. How bad of a time am I in for?
Also, how do you split healing duties between two healers in DF? Seems like there's a lot of overlapping heals going on when I've done story trials in HW.
