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Elder Thread: >>144905173 → (Cross-thread)
waifus lore and thing living in harmony
>>144944223
>thing
Howdy, /tesg/
Can I get some opinions on >nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/63400/?
>>144944289
Wow. I am about to go to bed anon. Thanks for giving me horrible nightmares.
waifus lore and stuff living in harmony
>>144944447
stuff sucks go back to 2006 a**hole
>>144944429
It reminds me of the timeMark Twain and a bunch of kids metSatan
brown qts pls
>>144944223
Lore and stuff living in harmony, thingfags and waifufags should elect to euthanise themselves for the betterment of the gene pool.
>>144944561
My waifu cucks brown qt's out of habit
>>144944643
Holy shit shes cute with long hair
>>144944628
classic rude stuffposter tbhonest
>>144944628
THE ETERNAL RECURRENCE
>>144944712
Unfortunately that hair is very inconsistent. Some angles she looks super cute, others it just looks terrible.
>>144944919
Probably just the amount of forehead showing. Still, it doesn't look bad in these two shots.
>>144944643
as if white girls could compete
>>144944884
I want to fuck that gladiator before she gets ripped apart by a minotaur in the Arena.
>have an itch to play Skyrim again to finish all the guilds I haven't as well as the DLC
>both big DLC packs are 20 bucks each
>the legendary pack is just a bundle of the main game + DLC
>at 30 bucks it's still cheaper than buying both packs individualy
This is weird. And I just know I will probably be spending 2 hours plus setting everything up with mods.
Was gameplay balance (especially magic) left unchanged from the main game in the DLCs?
Also, is there a mod that marks all the Daedra quest locations? I wanted to play as an edgelord Daedra worshipping cat or orc this time around.
>>144945229
Just pirate the DLC, they're sans DRM.
I think my computer is dying, /tesg/.
Bluescreen every 5 mins with a different error code. I did a chkdsk, sfc scan and some other stuff and its been stable for over an hour but I haven't tried any games yet.
>>144944919
What robe texture is that, senpai?
>>144945586
No! Don't you fucking die on my Lewd Dunmer! I love you!
So is there a way to use the creation kit without stEAm? I've got skyrim itself running without gabens shovelware/DLC/cosmetic microtransaction peddling platform, but I can't seem to get the CK to launch standalone and I can't seem to find a pertinent.. ahem... "plugin".
>>144945560
Anon that's illegal and I'm law abiding.
>>144945714
Just pirate it faggot.
>>144945841
Well I already downloaded the entire thing so I was just hoping there was a standalone crack I could plop into the thing.
Oh well, brb boarding me seaworthy galley.
>>144946063
The entire CK is literally 12MB.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:275CC6BE093739485C1CC7CBAA5F109CAC0F33E3&dn=The.Elder.Scrolls.V.Skyrim.Creation.Kit.v1.9.32.0-DMN32&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fglotorrents.pw%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce
Do achievements still trigger with mods?
>>144946336
>achievements
>>144946336
Yeah. I'm pretty sure you could just use the console to get every achievement if you really cared to.
>>144946372
Why yes, it's a guilty pleasure.
>>144946425
Ah, thanks.
What actually qualifies as a "toaster" when it comes to Skyrim?
>>144946553
anything that can't run the game with max graphics 1080p realvision enb and two hours of installation worth of graphics mods
>>144945586
EotW Mage Robes of Skyrim. Although it seems that the mod author took it off the nexus for some reason.
>>144946631
That's oddly specific. I guess I will just stick to optimization mods without fancy ENBs and graphics mods.
>>144946805
you and me both buddy
>>144946553
if you have to play at low settings and solely use enboost to attain at least 24 FPS
>>144946928
That card was released in 2014, wasn't?
Mine was released in 2008. I actually remember Skyrim running rather well in 2011, but now what the settings were.
>>144946928
>970
>Playing on medium
Fucking why?
>>144945586
Why is this waifu called lewd dunmer if it's just a human with red eyes?
>>144947147
>>144947161
weak cpu
the problem is, my gpu was even weaker than my cpu before I upgraded it
the card I had was aradeon hd 5450
>>144947247
I'm >>144947147
Still rocking my Radeon HF4850. Or was it a 4870? I'm curious whether I will enter Stutter Hell.
>>144947332
JESUS CHRIST MAN SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>144947247
Why would you waste all of your money on just that instead of splitting the money on both a cpu and gpu?
>>144947383
I'm going to upgrade CPU kinda soon-ish and I didn't want to have to reupgrade both of them in a year or three
i bear distressing news
i have just received a job
so now i can't be here 13 hours a day
>>144947374
I actually had a friend compile a list of individual parts to build a more up to date machine.
But i gonna have the parts ordered and assembled at the conveniently close store downstairs. I just need to check whether I can afford the payment rates with my income.
>>144947634
>Having other people assemble your computer instead of just doing it yourself
Nice waste of money famalam.
>>144947751
I have two left hands. I rather let someone with experi- and confidence do it.
Plus they said after a certain amount they will do it as a courtesy.
>think it would be neat to install loads of lewd mods
>finally do it all
>not many CTDs
>several hours later realize they're all shitty slow and error prone
>uninstall them all
>permanently cleansed of the desire
at least I got to experience finding a tampon in a burial urn and laughing for a solid minute
>>144947751
Do you pay other people to maintain/fix your car?
>>144947837
>after a certain amount
What the hell else are you paying them to do?
>>144947502
Congrats. Doing what?
>>144947894
>Comparing a fucking car to a computer
What kind of retarded are you?
>>144947916
>yfw he's paying a hooker for blowjobs and PC assembly
>>144947502
What are you gonna be doing?
>>144947245
She still has a really weird shaped jaw/chin even if its not pointy any more.
And she has forehead ridges but they're only visible from certain angles.
>>144947916
They didn't say how much it'd need to be. So I don't know whether it will even apply to me. I just wanted to know whether they could do it, and whether I can pay in installments. It's good to know I have the option so conveniently close, but whether I will go that way remains to be seen.
>>144947989
Changing oil is a hell of a lot simpler than replacing a cpu, yet people are willing to pay to have someone else do it. Just because it seems simple to you doesn't mean it's that simple to everyone.
>>144947987
>>144948060
ill be working for a construction company doing odd jobs
>>144948194
Grats on getting to be the nigger of the workplace, the absolute shit-tier bottom on the totem pole.
new characters are difficult
>>144948359
Man stop using that same preset.
>>144948359
>>144948303
It's still a step above the idiots from the temp agency.
>>144948387
I don't use presets. :/
>>144948359
Why make new characters when you could post more neo-Pixel ?
>>144948408
For sure. There's rarely any chances for promotion/long-term contract in those kinds of jobs, though.
>>144948359
She ugly. I know you can do better, which replacer are you using as base?
>>144948303
thanks, i am however training to be an underwater welder and for other diving related jobs
the pay for such jobs are quite high as well
>forgot Nexus password
>can luckily reset
>forgot username
>cannot reset
FU- oh wait no I remember
How do I go about making using a 2h more fun? I don't really run any combat mods, but from all I've seen nothing stops it from being hack and slash and feeling like it has no weight.
>>144948014
VIVEC ON THE TEMPLE CANTONI'm ashamed to admit I actually had to look up which canton was situated in relation to delyn and olms like that only to find out that it's 1: the canton you'd expect to be closest to both and 2: the one you'd expect vivec to be in
>>144948557
That's more like it, those guys are badass.
Especially if you can go work on overseas oil rigs; making dat bank tax-free.
Any word on when Clones will release the new textures?
>>144948638
Attack Commitment & Requiem. It's fucking great, makes you feel stronk when you connect that power attack and the enemies just crumble away.
>>144948673
>actually taking the time to figure that outI'm impressed
>>144948359
>seifuku
I didn't know how much I needed or wanted this
>>144948746
yes, i am indeed working towards working on oil rigs, that's on the very top of diving related work and will take many years of experience to achieve
but getting to that position would be exciting as well as being very dangerous
Will Skyrim Remastered save TES?
The only mods right now are SKSE and USLEEP, and already I think the program is more optimistic than it should be.
>>144949072
It's just another low effort attempt at wringing money out of console peasants.
>>144947502
You better post nudes of Goaty and we will forgive you.
>>144949209
but i would never forgive myself
cya off to work
>>144949147
Forgot pic.
>>144948996
2dangerous
>>144949209
Do not sexualize the goat, pls.
>>144949072
Skyrim Remastered is just a version for current gen consoles.
http://www.base.com/buy/product/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-the-definitive-edition-ps4/dgc-skyps4.htm
>>144949269
What fps are you running at?
>>144949327
I dunno. I have to test it first.
Apparently I already played once with the Alternate Start mod back in 2014. Of course loading the save files from back then cause a CTD. Gimme a minute.
hello friends. so recently I started playing skyrim again and installed some nice mods and started playing. unfortunately I seem to get bored of my chars very quickly. I am a melee fag, sword and board or 2h. I would like to know what you guys find fun to play or just some suggestions. just for some context, I use frostfall, wet and cold and realistic needs but to be brutally honest it doesn't seem like they enhance my gameplay experience, realistic needs is especially eh? it's basically a mod that forces you to give away some carry weight and nothing else.
![TESV_Banner_Thalmor[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Zjdg4Ve.png "TESV_Banner_Thalmor[1].png")
why dont you roleplay as the nazis, /tesg/?
>>144949526
Is this pasta? It's fucking pasta isn't it?
>>144949585
>wanting to even pretend to be a filthy knife-ear
>>144949616
Mer over man.
>>144949327
Well according to Fraps its 50 at best. 30 at worst. Which I can personally live with.
Turning down AA and AF down to 2x, disabling all reflections and setting advanced graphic settings to Medium eeks out 10 FPS at average. This is nice enough for me.
>>144949585
>playing yourself in a roleplaying game
Entry level desu.
>>144949591
it's not a pasta friend. I am sorry I don't post often on these boards. I fucked up and didn't arrange it properly, please excuse that.
![200x200-Cme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Of70ZQu.jpg "200x200-Cme[1].jpg")
>>144949591
I am a modder with over 35 large Quest mods to my name. Quest mods are the most difficult mods to make and that is why so few people make them. 6 of them were Nexus mod of the month winners, I stopped entering the Nexus mod of the month after the 6th because I quit modding for the TES community due to the constant flaming my victories were attracting. The only reason I did enter at all was to prove my critics wrong and I did that 6 times in a row by beating best modders in those competitions.
Many of my mods work together, support each other, communicate with each other in ways no other mods do. I use and abuse conflicts in ways their best tool makers do not even understand and prove my expertise with each release I make. Dirty mods could not do this. It simply would not work.
Nobody in the TES community comes even close to matching any of my achievements. That is a fact and I have challenged the TES community to prove me wrong several times since 2008 and I am still waiting for the first serious challenger.
>>144949843
Is this the /tesg/ equivalent to the Navy Seals gorilla pasta?
>>144949585
>was going ask why you would play worst mer
>realized that they're actually second best compared to
>kender
>furry kender
>literal shit
>extinct fedoras
>irrelevant fish elves
>blind edgy retcons
So, what ever happened to that Mod Picker thing?
>>144950048
Why are jarls always jacking off a ghost dick?
>>144949843
Can I get a link? I want to drink deep of this delicious drama.
>>144949616
There is literally nothing wrong with being an elf
>>144950162
http://www.theengineeringguild.co.uk/featured-stories/15-why-i-quit-the-elder-scrolls-modding-scene
>>144950207 (You)
Alright. How fucked am I, /tesg/?
Give it to me straight!pastebin.com/iBD8Gja3
>>144950207
>>144950207
>>144950207
>>144950207
Here are your (You)s
>>144950324
where's your morrowloot lad
>>144950287
>>144950378
>They want to play as the niggers of the elder scrolls universe
>>144949616
>not wanting to conquer tamriel with your superior genetics
>>144950513
I guess I forgot to install it; I'll go back and get it after I learn wheter or not what I'm working with is in any way stable
>>144950556
>altmer
>niggers
>not khajiit
LMAO
>>144950556
>literal darkies with knife ears
>not the niggers of the elder scrolls universe
>>144950675
He's talking about menfolk, not altmer.
>>144950675
Khajiit are gypsies not niggers
>>144950678
Dunmer have dark skin, nords act like negroids.
Altmer > Bosmer > Argonians > Redguards> Dunmer > Khajiit > Imperials >>> Bretons >>>>> Nords
Is this correct?
>>144950678
Niggers are shitskins, if your shit is bluish grey or yellow see a doctor.
Someone in an earlier thread something about a recent lip sync bug fix? Anyone got a link to that, sure could use it.
>>144950841
More like
Dunmer>altmer>redguards>imperials>bretons>bosmer>>argonians>khajiit>>>>>nords
>>144950841
You got it backwards, dumbass.
>>144950909
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/75951
>>144951001
>unironically liking nords
I feel sick just knowing there are people like you out there
>>144951048
They're the first men and the racially pure master race, git rekt imperial runt scum.
>>144950992
Fug forgot the orcs, the belong slightly ahead of the nords.
>over 2000 armor
>shield is enchanted with 70% magic resist
>lord's stone active
>take single digit damage from literally everything
>some random bandit in a dwemer ruin one shots me with a fire enchanted longbow and steel arrows
scaling was a mistake
>>144951082
Says the guy who has trouble remembering which side of the axe you're supposed to hit people with.
>>144951004
Groovy, thanks.
>>144951106
>nearly 4k armor
>Over 100% resistance to Fire, Frost, Shock, and Magic
>Can breathe underwater
>Has Nightvision
>Has a Bow that has 20% chance to stagger on hit and does over 1000 shock damage
>Install cool looking dragon mod
>Run into a level 100 dragon with 50k health that kills me in less than a second
Sometimes I wonder what goes through peoples heads when they make shit like this.
>>144951082
>Nedes; left Atmora willingly, went on to build empires
>Nords; driven out of their home, got cucked out of their empire by daedra worshipping shit elves and their midget buddies
Okay, optimization mods are installed, now let's get to the magic, perks and ski- oh Jesus.
>>144951398
>what goes through peoples heads when they make shit like this.
A light breeze usually
>>144951398
>bro, dark souls lmao
>>144951398
>Gluteus Rex, Scourge of Hubris
>>144948879
>One flesh, one spirit, one god
>House Dagoth
It's Russian, stylized as chimer alphabet. They fucking love Nerevar and Dagoth Ur. Half of that fanart that gets reposted here comes from them.
Post some lizards you fucks
>>144951606
The whole series is pretty neat. Dagoth propaganda is a cool concept.
>>144951690
>>144951690
No, I don't fuck lizards.
>>144951690
Don't you have some ash yams to be picking?
>>144951790
>Dunmer, do not worship the false gods
>The Three sold the homeland out to enemies
>tfw you manage to completely fuck up your game
whatever man, (re)installing mods is half the fun
also I was going to post that picture of the smug yellow smiley grabbing his sunglasses but I actually don't have it saved, somebody else post it real quick for me
hey do you guys like MEMES?
>>144952347
Will you settle for a rare pepe ur?
>>144952665
Can't enough of them
>>144952665
Long and meaty
Which has the better lewd mods, Oblivion or Skyrim?
>>144948782
i would but i still have the issue with the wrist seam
need to download blender and figure out how to fix the seam with it.
ALSO NICE FUCKING SERVERS 4CHINNERS
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144951690
>>144952347
Fucked up how? I once managed to accidentally delete the entire Meshes and Textures folders.I still haven't learned the lesson, still not using MO
Hi guys, I don't know if anyone remembers but about a month ago I made a small guide trying to weed out some problems with Guideanon's Morrowind graphics guide and provide solutions. After getting some feedback (which was helpful and constructive) I figured it was a bit lousy and decided I should improve it before going forward with anything else on it (such as emailing it to guardly or whatever in case it can help the op websites morrowind guide a little).
A combination of wanting to learn my way around the construction set, learn some nifskope basics, etc. before continuing and simply losing motivation caused me to drop it for a couple weeks but I've come back and refined it a lot. Hopefully the extraneous elements were all identified and dumped, I also cleaned it up in other ways, added some new mod suggestions, added some info on wrye mash and uploaded a bug fix for windoors glow.
http://pastebin.com/5diKftC7
If anyone can let me know what they think (good or bad, criticism is welcome of course), it'd be much appreciated. Hopefully it's helpful to someone.
>>144952347
literally just search cool in google images
I wanna learn more about argonian culture in TES: 6. It's too sparse right now.
>>144954257
It's like a bunch lizards lying around on rocks all day tripping on hist sap
That's pretty much it
/tesg/,is the can half-diseased or is the disease half-canned? And is the man half-machine or is the machine half-man?
>>144945586
Have you called an IT guy to check it up?
>>144954868
wat
![50985-3-1392076715[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZhaQUjw.jpg "50985-3-1392076715[1].jpg")
POST MOAR WAIFUS
>>144954868
Tch, never riddle me or my son again, kiddo
>>144955312
Wood-paneled wagons and carpooled dragons, killing me again.
>>144955328
K.
>>144955328
Fuck off Izzy.
>>144951690
>>144955506
>filename
>>144955328
izzy what do you think of ECE vs Racemenu
>>144955626
There can be only one!
>>144955828
I'll pick the other one then.
Are Khajiit and Argonians bros or are they indifferent to each other?
>>144955828
Your waifu has better hair textures, that's it.I still would let her fuck me though.
>>144954868
Both
>>144955828
I guess you've officially become replaced then
>>144956089
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/images/166407/?
It's a 2012 Nexus waifu. If anything, Cumtears is the impostor here.
>>144956227
>It's a 2012 Nexus waifu
And it's still 20x better lmao
>>144956227
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>144956227
That's super good for a 2012 waifu.Much better than cumtears. Cummy looks fine with the make up, but she's terribly bland without it and the lipstick is pretty rough.
>>144956723
Teen cummy best cummy.
>>144956723
I know... But the shitty lipstick is intentional since nobody taught her how to wear makeup. Although the fact that it doesn't cover the entire lip triggers me a little bit.
What mod add these sliders?
>>144956929
she really reminds me of this nerdy and slightly chubby girl who i talked to in my pre-calc class today.
>>144957028
>math
lol
>>144956929
>the shitty lipstick is intentional since nobody taught her how to wear makeup
That's a terrible excuse
>>144957120
Ikr, it's current year! Why waste money on STEM degrees if you can learn useful skills from gender studies?
What body mod on your skyrim whores, anon?
>>144957814
UUNP represent!
>>144957814
Unpetite low - 7BO High is a nice range
>>144944018
What so proudly we hailed~ By the twilight's last gleaming~
>>144955506
>>144955579
>>144955775
>mfw I pick a random google image and people recognize this shit
>>144957028
>precalc
Ugh that was never fun.I assume that's the burger version of basic calculus?
>>144958882
>basic calculus
That would be Calculus I in Burgerland, right?
>>144956929
>the face of RM
>>144951850
Not bad. not bad at all.
>>144958984
I'm digging the girl next door look. So fucking tired of the super models with Botox lips.
>>144956929
She has that 'spent too long in character creator' look.
>>144958982
Well that's what I thought, but then would precalc just be everything simpler than calculus? I doubt it.
>>144956929
slim the nostrils some and try to get rid of the "ugh thats just nasty" look/expression on her face.
>>144959319
Why do your waifus have the face of constant disappointment?
>>144959428
they saw your dick
>>144959618
Well at least I still have mine:^)
>>144959195
>tired of botox lips
>likes a waifu with botox lips
>>144959748
How rude! It's 100% natural, anon.
>>144959195
look at the lips again, cucktears
>>144959428
Because in his quest to sculpt the perfect face he created one that is incompatible with MFG expressions.
>>144959104
That's clearly lewd dunmer using some illusion spell. You fool.
>>144958074
Anon please stop trying to force that dumb flag as a meme, I never wanted it to become one, I just made it as a silly joke
>>144959835
SeminalSaline pls
>>144960004
except thats wrong.
Lurk more.
>>144959723
Lizards, Cats and Orcs are objectively S H I T. Prove me wrong you can't.
>>144960181
mp 0 10 + me 2 10 does not counts
>>144960192
What's with this show and castrations?
>>144960219
You're right, I can't.
>>144960219
They have to go back.
>>144960383
Well, I don't know, man.
>>144960447
holy fucking shit will you cut it off with the drumpf hats? i swear to god that you are the most obnoxious poster in all of 4chan.
>>144960447
You have to go back too, nobody wants you here.
>>144960369
ye again, lurk more or come up with some newer b8s
>>144960447
How can you make something great again that was never great in the past
Skyrim is actually so bad that when the nedes first landed they took one look and said "no thanks, we'd rather be slaves to Ayleids than live here"
>>144960826
>0.005 septim has been deposited into your account
>>144960219
Orcs did NOTHING wrong
>>144961193
They did nothing good either.
>>144961286
They served valiantly in the Imperial legion countless times.
>>144961193
#OrcLivesMatter
>>144961286
They smith some pretty dope weapons and armor
>>144961374
That image somehow infuriated and amused me at the same time.
lewd dunmer follower where?
>>144961690
Is that your self insert character?
>>144961690
>welcome to Sims 4 on skyrim!
>>144961784
Cumtears is actually a girl? Oh lawd.
>>144961895
Of course not.
>>144961895
I imagine he's a scrawny sissy fuccboi
>>144962115
even better
What are mods that make dragons feel less repetitive that's also compatible with Ultimate Dragons and World Eater Beater?
>>144962601
immersive dragons redux
>>144962601
The New Dragons
Elemental Dragons
The Inferno Series
Colorful Magic
Bellyaches
>>144962601
High Definition Dragon Dongs 4K
>>144959195
If the girl next door has down syndrome and you think that's normal you should probably move out of whatever inbred cesspool you live in.
Or better yet, stay there, and stop using the internet so the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with the idle verbal flatulence of your community.
>>144958984
rood!
Cyclops eyemod when
Does anyone know what this armor is?
>>144964436
ailean x ylfa lewd when
>>144964701
Probably some shit from Vigilant.
>>144964701
Looks like Gaiden from VIGILANT
>>144964797
Thank you.
>>144964701
>that black texture
who thougth this is a good idea
it looks like textures are missing but black error instead of purple
What's the name of this armor?
>>144951106
>>144951398
your armor and magic resistance has cap limits, and you've gone ridiculously over that armor limits, and one of you is well over the magic resist while the other is teetering on the edge of it.
>>144965610
cassandra frost witch
>>144964705
Hmmm, it might be possible.It might even be a good idea..
>>144965795
Thanks
>>144965851
I do want to see that too, do eet
Alright, I keep getting these infinite loading screens and its really getting annoying. I've uninstalled every mod, cleaned up everything, reinstalled and rechecked everything to make it work, but it seems as long as I just install one mod it fucks it up.
>>144966807
safety load
>>144965851
Oh no...an erection.
>>144966807
your system is likely timing out due to scripts
open skyrim.ini and increase your value of:
fPostLoadUpdateTimeMS
I set mine at 2500
>>144967005
Alright. I'll try that out. Thanks.
>>144966874
That mod is deprecated and buggy. Skse does it better
mornin /tesg/
>>144966807
>>144967005
oops, thought you said you were crashing, make sure you've enalbed the memory patch for skse, otherwise you could try >>144966874, but I've never needed/noticed it do anything for me personally, doesn't hurt to have it installed though.
>>144967264
Mornin', Serpentinerock.
>>144967304
>>144967248
maybe it is damaging then... might want to look into it... haha
