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On our last episode: Feathered, internet mastermind revealed his diabolical plan to humiliate and destroy local harlot. Panic and terror shook the ERP world when his dastardly trap succeeded in securing a scandalous photo. News of his standoff against degeneracy reached the four corners of the grid, where seemingly nobody really cared. The streets are congested with droves of afking residents, all hoping to see the evidence with their own eyes.
Will the trails of corruption be exposed?
When will we get to see the pix?
How far will Quoth continue his spiral into mental instability?
Just how does one book Mori for an evening?
All this and more as the saga continues.
Getting Started Guide: http://pastebin.com/pnnQtCDx (embed)
Shape Guide: http://pastebin.com/2pAKs7ub (embed)
For an invite to the /vg/ group, contact any of these people: http://pastebin.com/dyU3Zgqj (embed)
For other groups, paste these into your chat and click the link it creates to see the group info, and click the Join Now button:
/d/ group: secondlife:///app/group/c800e85b-084c-09f1-b06b-c2acf8cd418f/about
/tg/ group: secondlife:///app/group/573a69eb-f90d-cfcf-daef-abf258c46191/about
/x/ group: secondlife:///app/group/309c8d64-3f92-ab12-68af-41820f67b120/about
/toy/ group: secondlife:///app/group/a2e063d9-413b-ab4c-6c3a-27ac87d38620/about
First for Kopy and Britbong
>>144941502
Britbong is banned on Hitbox he has bigger things to worry about.
thanks
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Harrowblight/229/144/72
Crowley set up a cuck center for Trump right outside ungren
>>144949212
>no fuzzy ram balls on display
>>144950179
rub rub
>>144950179
god i wish that were me
>>144952794
>>144947176
blow it up
I like stern's beach build
it's comfy
What happened to Kopy?
>>144953526
who is that hot /vg/ slut in the back?
How the fuck do you get into this game?
How do I earn some Lindens?
How do I sell/make clothing?
Im seriously lost, everything looks like a big clusterfuck.
>>144959865
welcome to hell. you'll learn with time.
>>144959865
hit me up in world at stern island i will help you find your way
DEAD GAME FOR DEAD PEOPLE
So, Im trying to make my first ava in this game, and I want to use that anime ava that seems so popular as a base. What's it called, and what section is it in the store? Hard to look through the cluster fuck that is the marketplace.
I realize that animes are cancer, but I just have an idea for an ava and I feel compelled to do this.
>>144966325
There's a few popular anime avatars but the faces for them are very uncanny valley, imo. You can still make them somewhat cute with a nice skin texture though.
Few anime stuff:
M3 head
Avatar 2.0
Kemono
ZS Body (I think it comes with the head also)
There's another that just came out called HRS I think (forget the name), and that comes with the most features.
>>144966608
Thanks, anon.
I played SL for a short while in 2008 but quickly got bored of it. I want to try it again now. Is there anything to do in the game today besides ERPing?
>>144969106
You either ERP, create things or talk to people.
That's about it.
>>144966608
>>144966651
So i've found that stuff, and now I have no idea how to set anything up. Also no clue how to go about getting poseballs, or whatever the fuck they're called so I can start fucking.
>>144969215
Are there any interesting minigames or creative competition?
>>144969375
competitions*
What I mean is, in 2008 I remember there being a virtual Burning Man event. That was worth a look.
>>144969375
>>144969486
virtual burning man still exists but it is only once a year. There's events, art installations and the SLMC community but it doesn't compare to a real game.
>>144969375
the primary goal of second life is competitive social pvp
>>144969580
I see. Man, I wish there was something partway between Minecraft and SL. Maybe having to give a damn about survival would invigorate the game.
>>144970087
That's a little too real.
>>144970419
it's true though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
(๑>ᴗ<๑)
>>144973150
Why do all of caylum's avatars look so fucking autistic, no different than a pubbie furry from yiffspot.
Just awful.
>>144969268
Set what up?
Also don't worry about "getting poseballs", most furniture items are scripted with various poses so it's just a matter of finding a bed or couch or whatever kind of thing you're into fucking on. You don't even really need to buy any yourself, and there's little point in doing so if you don't have any land to put them on anyway.
>>144959865
Learn how to 3d model. Rig your model to the SL skeleton. Upload your model. Add textures to your model. Set the permissions on your model. Get a store on the SL marketplace. Upload your model to the marketplace. Make an ad image. Set your model for sale.
it's really fucking easy
How do I get mirrored water via windlight?
Two chatbots talk to each other
>>144973635
I do it on purpose
>>144975934
wow! hot tits!! nice breast
>>144979289
no you don't shut up retard eat my ass and feets
>>144981158ya i can do tjhatfor a price
>>144978895
http://strawberrysingh.com/2012/08/11/mirror-mirror/
>>144981221
fuck of idiot retard bitch and eat these sweet feet
suc kmy sweaty piggies
>>144982462
HAHAH WHAT A FUNNY AND QUIRKY IN-JOKE XD MEMES
[11:44] Quoth (sbkt): Nah, my asshole is immune to hellfire.
>>144983947
HAHAH WHAT A FUNNY AND QUIRKY IN-JOKE XD MEMES
>>144983732
>>144984132
HAHAH WHAT A FUNNY AND QUIRKY IN-JOKE XD MEMES
>>144957819
stikku
>>144973150
What is wrong with belone
>>144984734
They finally found out I am a chatbot.
>>144984792
('• o •') o no
>>144985121
Please do not tell UBC on me.
>>144975934
>>144975535
>>144974895
>>144974698
>>144974464
you will never have fun like these guys
>>144986802
They're standing around idling, I had more fun smoking and playing Overwatch
>>144979289
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
cool excuse, fagboi
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/New%20Paris/45/54/21
>>144986915
You can invite people to do things but it don't mean anyone will show up
This man is named dizzy
>>144994301
"I know eyeflies, I follow her on tumblr"
>>144993542
playing games is a lot more fun than standing around waiting for IMs and occasionally tabbing back in to see if there's anything going on in local chat other than people casually flirting with each other in chat and spewing memes
>>144994791
To have fun in SL you have to just make it yourself.
>>144994884
OK but why not just start up an actual game instead
>>144994884
>fun in second life
>any FPS elements are abysmal compared to actual FPS
>social setting is trumped by social circles formed in literally any other game
>only decent thing about Second Life is the ability to push someone around with cubes and watch them freak out about their second life and threaten to sic their entire rl biker family on you
>can just hop on Overwatch or CS:GO and grab some friends and have actual fun in a near instant instead of teleporting around for 20 minutes with friends trying to find anything remotely interesting, losing half of the party in the first 8 minutes of teleporting due to boredom
>>144995634
>not learning about the meaning of love with a bunch of new agers
>>144994884
>"You guys will never believe this one, we've created this virtual world where you can, get this, this will blow your mind, create your own fun ...... [dramatic pause] with your own party of friends. It is jam packed with exploration features and we hope that you, the player, take this experience and make it your own."
>>144996314
Second Life it just works.
>>144990217
its not an excuse I am retarded and I own a sword in real life
>>144997820
I own you irl fag eat my ass gay turd retard
>>144997914
how about I eat this mmm doggy chocolate yujm yum give me sum
>>144997820
Who in vg doesn't have a sword irl
I'm more partial to a Dima Bulkhead, how about you?
>>144998142
how about you eat this fagwad??
>>144998536
mmm lol
>log in
>get looked at like this
>>145001373
same face has never looked so real
>>144994449
an uncanny resemblance
>>145001373
What hair is pink-eyed anime hornthing in front wearing?
>>145005003
idk but tonight she gonna be wearin my ass as a hat
I collect pink animals
>>145005337
Ah, thanks!
>>145007589
lol wtf is up with that face
>>145007905
sir please calm down
>>145008039
No legitimately what is up with that face
>>145007589
Didn't know Radish was teaching art classes
>>145007589
#JustGrade8Things
>>145007589
cool you can draw like a 6 year old
>>144940581
>Mori
why would anyone obsess over someone that uses a shitty Kemono avatar?
There are way better Mori's and anime girls in /vg/ and /d/ that have better looking avatars and actually know how to ERP.
>>145009876
*flies behind u as mayhem, crow of darkness*
*unsheaths katana*
heh.... nothing personnel...
*kills mori and posts her nudes*
>>145009840
6 year olds draw without restrictions. They draw emotions without caring too much about form and rules. It would be impressive for an adult to be able to emulate the way a 6 year old can draw.
>>145010048
>It would be impressive for an adult to be able to emulate the way a 6 year old can draw.
I dunno man, a pretty big portion of Deviantart's userbase manages to pull it off pretty consistently, albeit unintentionally.
>>145011041
This is how children draw.
They draw the idea of things instead of focusing on detail. .
Terrible anime art is a step up from children's drawings since there's intent on some kind of proper form. Kids don't even think about realism when they draw.
>>145011671
I can draw the idea of things, can I get into MoMA?
>>145011771
only if i can get in your mom lol
>>145011671
the anime shit was drawn by a full grown man so that shit's just shameful
>>145011671
was the idea of >>145007589 visual diarrhea
>>145011771
no you can't.
it is impossible for an adult to emulate the way a kid draws. Many professional artists have tried, but failed. Look at any 'kid's drawing' from a videogame or movie. It just looks like an adult lazily drew something
The kid drawings from FEAR and Silent Hill all look like they were drawn by adults.
>>145012417
no they don't
>>145012417
no not true
>>145012417
looks like it was drawn by kids
>>145012417
Yes I can: fuck you.
obviously drawn by an adult.
There's too much detail.
>>145012417
actually it's very possible for an adult to imitate or mimic a child's artwork, and it's scarily close to the real deal, see >>145007589
>>145013239
The artist of that drawing has to be at least between 10 and 13
>>145012417
Have you ever heard of a man by the name Chris Chandler?
>>145013916
His drawings are more of that of a young teenager.
>>144995634
>idk how to script lol
>>145016681
more like
>I want to have fun
>>145016681
>I am trying to validate my aptitude with a scripting language limited to one outdated platform when I could instead be doing something fun or productive
ftfy familia
>>145011671
>caramelldanzen
>>145017016
>PLAYING CS:GO OR OVERWATCH IS FUN AND PRODUCTIVE
>>144995634
>Second life is BAD
>Triple A games are FUN
>You can only do one at a time
This bait, it's like an MS Paint comic in greentext format.
The best part of overwatch was Mei's character design but apparently Blizzard is garbage cause they somehow managed to pair that visual design with some retarded ching chong chinglish 40 year old woman who doesnt even sound cute.
Like who goes out of their way to stufy and copy Disney and Pixar aesthetics and then just drop the anus on voice actors like that?
>>145017886
Mei's visual design literally looks like stomped bird shit, don't kid yourself, if they pair shit voice-acting for a shit design who cares.
Remember:
This is what the average /slg/ user lives like
>>145018593
>Steal Plumbus
>6 and a half Grapples
>>145018593
I've seen this image like 5 times now and it's still bad and dumb.
>>145017334
it's fun producing the tears of your enemies my friend
>>145018593
Not me I just vacuumed.
Go clean your house /vg/
>>145017334
more fun than sitting around all day waiting for someone to link something
>>145017743
I'm sorry your backwoods school didn't feature a month on reading comprehension, we're comparing the two sweetheart.
>>145018593
This is what the average /slg/ mod lives like
You guys are aware of Daniel right?
>>145020807
What did daniel do?
>>145020807
who is Daniel?
>>145021879
mmm... who is that hot /vg/ slutin the middle
>>145022026
That Stikku #2 homo in Stern.
>>145021591
>>145021923
He is from Second Life. Thanks for him I guess.
>>145021879
>log in
>get looked at like this
>>145022253
>>145022390
Yarrrr matey where did me other eye go
>>145022390
>tfw sterns top slut gives you bedroom eyes
how do I vibrate like the Flash?
stop it guys, im straight!!!!! look!!!
>>145018593
i just wanna say i appreciate the circles of protection: white
>>145025105
Never take a screenshot again
>>145026105
>>145025105
>fps 4.1
>>145026105
Never take a screenshot unless it's well balanced, follows the "rule of threes" and has artistic merit. Stern is a community of multimedia and art experts
after poseballing with a majority of /vg/, I will list these observations:
-A lot of you are into incest. Mostly big sister/little brother.
-A good number of you are into rape and torture (psychological abuse and guro)
-almost all of you do ERP as a joke. Ironic cucking , swinging, and silly gimmicks like roleplaying as cartoon characters .
>>145027596
God I love incest, I want daddy to suckle on my little piggies and finger my tight boipussy.
>>145027596
>"poseballing with a majority of /vg/"
>no scat mention
hahah sure buddy
>>145027596
Is anyone into amputation and/or gynoids?
>>145027596
i bet u have a fetish;, for men lmfgao
When you poseball with taser, you're poseballing with this.
Drink responsibly.
>>145028018
They're okay.
>>145028282
Cute!
>>145028620
god damn I wish I could be this cute. I have terrible choice in hair, eyes, and eyebrows
>>145029035
yeah I wish you could be as cute as that hottie on the left as well
>>145029919
Chans Wordaudion?
>>145029919
Chains Word?
>>145029919
Chan's Ward audition?
>>145030224
>>145030245
>>145030270
DIS MUTHAFUCKR CHAINS WURD
>>145029919
Chainy S. Wordion?
Listen guys the thread is all fun and games but doxxing Chain is WRONG. I'm very close to him and I don't want to see him harassed like that.
>>145030361
I'M ANNE RICE BITCH
>>145030452
Lookthere's no reason to be coy. Everyone knows his real name is Phil.
>>145030721
>falling for his cover name
He's actually really called Chains Word, his parents gave him an embarrassing rapper name.
>>145030941
Phil would never lie to me like that.
looking Twin Braids like Jinx from League of Legends, but not exactly.
what's a cool hair store with anime/fantasy type hair styles that's not too crazy?
it was dizzy ghost but okay.
I WANT TO RENOKI RENOKI'S RENOKI
>>144996609
why does that monkey have a poop on it's head?
>>145030452
yes it is you better not dox me you little shits or ill pull your underwear down
>>145033898
Shut up, Douglas
>>145031712
You kinda blow at doxing
Guys, every time I'm about to cum, it feels like I'm about to pee and when I keep going I end up peeing all over my boyfriend. What do?
anyone else just get dc'd/logged out?
>>145035853
everyone loves doug.
>>145036227
congratulations on being a woman. you do not have a penis.
>>145036227
sorry but every1 knows it's impossible to pee while having an erection. urine is a spermicide so your body prevents any from coming out when you are about to cum.
nice try but do some research next time b4 you come here trying to lie you stupid bitch
>>145036156
Dox me motherfucker. I dare you. I double dare you.
>>145036463
Real name: faggot
Age: baby
Location: not far enough away from me
Height: manlet tier
Martial Status: single virgin
Major: cumguzzling
>>145036662
oh shi
>>145036383
fucking idiot queer, you forgot to mention the urethral sphincter that blocks urination while orgasmic constrictions take place
Real Name: Ashley
Age: 21
Location: Indiana
Height: 5'4"
Martial Status: Single (not a virgin)
Major: Art Major (Illustration)
>>145036227
touch a less sensitive part of your clitoris dummy
>>145036919
>indiana
congrats for worse state.
Real Name: Paul O'Brian
Age: 23
Location: Lexington, Kentucky
Height: 6'0
Martial Status: Single
Major: Bachelors in Medicology
Real Name: Robert Smith
Age: 21
Location: Sacajawea, Manitoba
Height 5'9"
Martial Status: Married
Major: Masters in Business
>>145037901
Paul sounds like a catch.
your favorite super secret hair store
>>145036948
>boyfriend does 'come hither' gesture with his hand while fingering me
>always feel like peeing
He is literally copying what he learned from a sex tutorial video. Why is making me pee, but making other girls climax normally?!!!
>>145040705
girls climax by peeing. squirting is literally just you pissing yourself.
>>145040776
it really feels like pee and not cumming. I let my boyfriend practice on me in a tub and it felt like I was just peeing. it was enjoyable in a way like not being able to piss for a long time, but it wasn't sexy.
>>145041058
How about you just pee all over yourself first you stupid retard, maybe then you'll learn how to masturbate and cum like a real daddy.
how much is your avatar and why?
there are like 4 girls in the /vg/ group so this conversation is weird please stop.
>>145042240
there's like around 60 girls in the /vg/ group
>>145042240
gurltalk
>>145042184
10 for the skull, 200 for the hat
because someone sells a cheap skull
/d/ chat = guys, I have a problem with my vagina
/vg/ chat = guys I have a problem with my penis
1 hour ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq4Z94slNi8
Is it possible to ignore all landmarks not in the Landmarks folder?
>>145047082
wut
>>145047526
Like store landmarks
>find out someone lives in california
>ask them if they're voting for trump
>"never in a million years"
>ask them if they're a virgin
>silence
>"i'd rather cut my own dick off than vote for trump"
>"can we change the subject?"
stay cucked, west coast
>>145047082
Maybe, maybe not. How about some context? You're stuck with all of them in the world map and the places folder.
>>145047526
>check inventory
>have a bunch of landmarks that automatically get placed when you visit certain areas or interact with certain people or objects
>visit the sims that /vg/ has created
>someone has a drop box or mail box
>put lewd notecards in it
>>145049797
>automatically
stop pressing yes and ok on every dialog box maybe
>>145050267
I'm a /vg/ slut. I never say no.
>>145050645
meet me at GYC in 5 minutes
>>145050796
okay.
I'm the cook.
>>145050996
don't see any cooks here
>>145051325
looks like she stood you up , brah.
>>145051646
wao
>tfw smooth, genital-less bodies is my fetish
>dick is diamonds at stern island
>>145051824
It's okay, darling.
Rest your head on my large breasts and I'll comfort you.
>>145052283
i don't see any of those either
I want to hug Belone.
I wanna fuck____.
>>145050224
>tfw never get any lewd notecards
>>145051935
You should check /d/, friend. They have a thread for you.
anyone wanna send me a friend request im looking for some fun
>>145059135
sent ;)
Whatever happened to that origami sim? It was like my favorite place to relax, even the shops were night
Did it get shut down, or did the japs head off somewhere else?
>>145062529
The main organizer died, partner scaled back to non-event stuff.
Remember:
Do not play Second Life if you are depressed or easily get addicted to things.
>>145067507
why what will happen
>>145067662
you will stay depressed and get addicted to things
>>145067662
If you don't how to create avatars, clothing, land, buildings, and objects, you're not going to have a good time. Every community in Second Life is composed of people who know how to create content. Being talkative, interesting, compassionate, and funny only goes so far in Second Life. You'll get depressed by the DASHED HOPE that you could have had a second chance by playing Second Life with just talking to people.
Even if you do become decent at creating things you could get addicted to the customization aspect of Second Life and how you can interact with others in way you normally couldn't in real life.
guess which /slg/ this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmRusgKAV7M
Furry avatars are the best avatars to have poseball sex with.
>>145027596
CAN YOU FUCK THE GIRAFFE?
>>145081376
That long neck can be....useful.
Supercharger or turbocharger? I want forces induction but I just cant decide.
>>145040705
pee beforehand
or maybe your boyfriend has a piss fetish
>>145036227
>when I keep going I end up peeing all over my boyfriend.
I am into this
>>145083513
Supercharger- DUH. What are you, a gay? If so, hit me up
>>145078807
Who is thissemen demon?
