Previous Goat and Human Edition
Previous timeline: >>144912115
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Asriel.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
This gote was made to be bullied.
Never forget
happy ship for all anons
goat husbando
>>144936847
back off bitch
post best friends
Which anons are built for bullying?
I want to suck a smelly anon dick
Greetings anon, and boy am I tired! I hope you had a fantastic day or a wonderful sleep, and plan to do either that you didn't do for the remainder of your day! I think I'm in dire need of some sleep, so I'll see you cuties tommorow.
I love you anon!
I hope I dream about you all again...
>>144936815
Hey don't really know how else to prove it but das me. He hasn't emailed me back in a while so I'm kinda wondering what's up with that.
sleepy dream time
sans
>>144937115I wish
supersize superfriend
>>144937132
Oh. I hope he emails you back soon. You two were cute together.
S N O O T L E B O O P S
>>144937156
>Sleeping that far away when you could be snuggling
>>144937076
Dadfags of course! they have the worst taste and should be punished for it.
>>144937128
>editing Chara and Monster Kid in
pathetic
>>144937076
These ones.
>>144937019
>>144937128
>>144937169
>>144937310
what
have
i
done
nth for cucking this goat
>>144937251
Same. It's been a few days, actually. It's whatever, really. When we last talked he said he was taking tests for school and stuff so maybe there's that. And if he just doesn't want to talk anymore that's cool, too.
>>144937405post the horrible goat NTR greentext from the other night
>>144937376
You know what you did.
>>144937519
i know shipping anons is bad, but i just want them to be happy
Nice Cream Guy is the ultimate cuck
>>144937504Wasn't there last night so the archives are your friend here
>>144937609
This is exactly why someone needs to bully you.
>tfw STILL no burgerpants bf
do i live in some sort of mystical backwards world where the irc/discord/skype holds all the game discussion and that's why we have all this /soc/ shit in here? someone tell me, i've never visited them.
would nicepants with a dominant burgerpants be calledburgercream?
>>144937758
Nope
Irc is erp
Discord is circle jerking
And do we even have a Skype?
>>144937758
Nah, it's late at night and we're just having some fun. Don't worry.
>>144937729
>tfw still no nice cream guy bf
>>144937802
>implying burgerpants isnt dominant in the bedroom already
>>144937889
i though we did, guess not
glad to know that im not missing anything and it really is just autistic lonely losers who all apparently have psychological issues.
>>144937758
This kind of thing normally happens at night and it goes away, don't worry. Give it time.
>>144937758
>Game discussion
>Any left to be had
Even if we had any topic, we just default to "Toby is a hack". /utg/ is the celebration of charecters and anons talking. There is nothing you can do to change that.
breaking crateanon's heart and making him cry
Lets sing a song /utg/ I'll start
SHINKAI E NEMUTTA MONOGATARI GA
>>144937609
Anons are made to be alone. That's why we're not on some other site with readily given names that help establish identity. Sure we get the feeling of a community here, but it's all just a thin veneer.
>>144937758
>Thinking those are used for anything but the ERPing that regularly gets ignored or banned here when it gets out of hand
>>144937063
HOUR FLOWER
>>144938117Wiping away his tears and being a better boyfriend than the last anon.
>>144938048
it seems particularly bad recently for some reason. maybe its just cause we'redying
>>144938052
well i'll do what i normally do and shitpost as hard as i can about it. this anon circlejerk is cringeworthy as fuck.
>>144938186
fuck yeah
>>144938186
who's the artist? i see his floweys here all the time
>>144938221
All I can really say is welcome to the new age of /utg/.
Do as you normally did or leave, it's not gonna make that much of a difference.
Alright /utg/: Which Undertale has thesmelliest shit?
What do you think it smells like?What do you think it tastes like?
>>144938372
devichonee
they've come around here a few times before
>>144938437
MM YEAH THIS IS THE REAL GAME DISCUSSION I WAS LOOKING FOR
SO GLAD WE HAVE THIS TO TALK ABOUT MMM
BABY
BONES
>>144938186
I object - flower already gets too many hours. Re-roll, pick a new character.
>>144938418
eh, i'll probably stick around until i get sick of dumping images or shitposting. normally the general is pretty interesting when its not dead hours.
>>144938515
Void man?
Ah shit
>>144938192Only to break his heart again
>Its an IRC shitposting cabal episode
>>144938487
oh sweet, thanks man
>>144938616As if.
Taking him to dinner and buying him expensive meals!
>>144938515
that's fair. i will desist
>>144938636
no problem family
COMMUNISM SAVES THE DAY
Repostan once more before bed
Old Stories: Gerson comes over for a teaparty with the Dreemurrs
http://pastebin.com/7sHxrQeC
Goodnight /utg/ Hope you guys enjoy!
Claim your undertale waifu or husbando before its too late and you get cucked!
Quick! Postcanon characters
>>144938574
I'm sticking around. There's good art to be hadand a few of the anons who aren't just desperately horny are ok.
>>144938735
shotagote
>>144938735
best child!
>>144938735
nice cream guy
AH SHIT NIGGA
>>144938727
I'm pretty sure Memeism is going to be what wins the day in the very end.
>>144938735
Asriel, but only when he's a pure-blooded white aryian flower with blond petals and blue eye-holes?
So, what exactly is the deal with the boy in the crate?
>>144938735
toriel
>>144938735
Asgore
>>144938737
k
>>144938732
night doogle
>>144938952
annoying meme
>>144938735
But I don't think of them in a romantic way
S I X
N I P P L E S
>>144938876
Everyone and their grandmother has seen this pic but I wanted a good one quick so that no other anon could take her
>>144938952
ciclejerky meme perpetuated by shitposters
>>144938515
fair enough i guess
>>144939025
>her
I'll take male Chara then.
>>144938735
Robotnik
200% canon
>>144938735
PAPYRUS
NOT TO HUSBANDO HIM
BUT TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM DOING SO
>>144938515
Chara hours
>>144938952
he's my son
CHILD POWER RANKINGS:
Frisk > Asriel=MK > Chara
>>144939223
and then snowdrake above all of them
>>144939160
Sounds good to me!
>>144939208
But I need to sleep :c
>>144938735gookflowey is mine
>>144939223
absolutely disgusting
Frisk=Chara>Asriel>MK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jerry>Snowdrake.
>>144939019
Id pinch them one by one, it would be like playing an instrument if he bleated differently depending on which nipple you pinched.
The baaaaass.
>>144939098
How long should we wait before doing another one of these?
How's the computer of the guy who puts them together?
>>144939274
I hope weNEVERdo a Snowdrake collage
>>144938735
Stealing Papyrus from this guy!
>>144939197
>>144939208
its always chara hours but i was gonna share this one anyway
>>144938735
ALPHYS!
>>144939378
collage anon does these pretty often desu
and i posted the wrong one
>>144939410
I'm not sure I could even draw snowdrake, maybe I'll give a try next time we do a collage
>>144939368
Shit taste
>>144938609
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>>144939426
That is CHEATING and PROBABLY ILLEGAL.
Frisk is Chara and Chara is Frisk!When they get older they'll hug and they'll kiss!
>>144938151
oh, i see
you're right
>>144938735
someone got ncg, so burgerpants
>>144939547I'm kidding Snowdrake is on par with Asriel.
>>144939223
UPDATED CHILD RANKINGS:
Frisk
(POWER GAP)
Asriel = MK
Snowdrake
(POWER GAP A LIGHTYEAR WIDE)
Chara
>>144939368
Jerry isn't a child.
>>144939619
No rules against me stealing my beautiful hasubando from you by hoisting him up over my shoulder!
>>144939634
Chara's dead, they're not growing older
>>144940019
Handy dandy headcanons.
>>144939540
Yeah but he said his pc died recently so he hasn't been able to do them
>>144940178
shit i didn't know that, rip
i hope he can get it back up and running soon
>>144940171
I don't think a headcanon can contradict actual canon.
The word you are thinking of is AU or a What If?
>>144940131
what
My right nipple has been sensitive as fuck for like three days now, what do?
>>144940374
>>144940131
scared
>>144939875
That is called KIDNAPPING and there are plenty of laws against it! Not to mention, RUDE.
Papyrus would not tolerate this sort of shenanigans!
>>144939223
wrong
Frisk=Asriel>>>Chara>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MK=Snowdrake
>>144940374
>>144940131
>>144940171
Still kind of hard though seeing as how the only way Chara is actually "there" is at the end of a Genocide run.
From what I grasp the whole thing is based on the idea that Chara is "with you" in both runs in spirit (Charator Theory) so they take that idea, ignore the "dead" part and then ship the two together because it has symbolism of light/dark purity/corruption mercy/fight and all that.
>>144940339
Bringing charecters from the dead isn't that irregular in Undertale fanon.
Just look at the Asrielfags.
>>144938735
Tori
>>144938609
>>144940131
>>144940374
IT'S HAPPENING
>>144938735
Papyrus is occupied, so I'm picking Protopyrus
>>144940374
Has science gone too far?
never forget
how many of you heartless bastards ate the pie right in front of the big guy?
>>144940516
Most often it's accepted that Frisk got the super secret hidden platinum ending and brought Asriel, Chara, and (sometimes) Gaster back into the living world.
There are also some that are basically the idea of Charator and Frisk falls in love with Chara as a ghost, though.But honestly I don't ship them often so I am not an expert. I just posted that because I was in a sing-song mood.
>>144940525
Asriel isn't completely dead and demonstrates in game the capacity to revert to his original form under certain albeit extrenous circumstances.
Chara on the other hand is actually entirely dead, and their ghost/soul thingie can only attempt to possess Frisk at best.
You could try and play off the idea of Chara possessing Frisk, but actually brining Chara back to life is straight into AU territory.
>>144940740
Its fine i'm sure Frisk introduced him to some not shit desert like brownies or chocolate chip cookies
>>144940872
I doubt the people who want it to happen really care if it's an AU or fanon, and I have no horse in this race.
>>144941042
Absolutely they don't, I was just going off of his terminology.
>>144941012
>not shit
>brownies
pick one. double c cookies are always dope though
>>144940826
I didn't mention the "Oh its ok Frisk does some Determination bullshit and gets Chara/Asriel/Gaster" because that one is more far fetched in my opinion. Atleast through the Charator theory we see the connection between the two. But you're right about all that. I'm a huge sucker for the symbolism and shit behind Charisk so I'm trash in that respect.
Also, I just love the idea of pre Undertale Chara. Yeah she hated humanity and almost killed Asgore and killed Asriel, but the thought of those two being happy and having fun and full of love is so...nice. All of the art is great, and Chara's just my fave.
>>144940379
Both of mine are stupidly sensitive
They've been like that forever though
even though I'm a guy
Do spiders have puss puss?
>>144940460
It's perfectly OK to kidnap and claim Papyrus as long as it's ME doing it!
>>144941139
Fuck you, brownies are top-tier. Go dig out your femoral artery with a razor.
>>144941139
>not liking brownies
Are you even human? I would give Asgore some homemade fudge thoughsince its the only dessert I know how to make
>>144941226
I mean at that point Chara may as well just be your OC
>>144941107
I just don't understand why anyone cares.
Not you, not them, not anyone. If they want to make a story abut saving Chara and zesty teenage romance, whatever. I just wanted to make a damn rhyme.
>>144941226
Hey, don't worry bout it man. I'm not a guy to judge. And I can get the symbolic thing.
And yeah, even Chara should have happiness, but life can be a bitch, hence the TP ending. At least we saved a few and made them happy.
>>144941305
200 puss puss
>>144940717
>Toriel and Asgore only 11 post difference
It's kind of cute in a way.
>>144941332
jesus christ my man im just not really much of a sweets guy and brownies are just too much for me
>>144941371
>homemade fudge
i dont like this wording
>>144941259
That's crazy, I think my deal is more of an issue than just how it is though. It's getting to the point where I get sexually stimulated at the slightest touch and it's annoying.
>>144941547
kek
but no I'm talking about actual fudge, I could probaly make other shit if I looked it up but off the top of my head its the only good dessert I know how to make.
>>144941321
What makes you so special, huh? Do you think you're above the law? Above common decency?
>>144941437
What do you mean by this?
>>144941453
Thanks anon. I like who I like and others like who they like.
Regardless of who deserves to be happy I'm still pleased with the end of TP. You can't save everyone and that's just life.
>>144941453
You're in a general that's spanned almost nine months for an eight hour game
Caring about things too much is kinda our thing
>>144940131
>>144940374
Now this is podracing!Are those second life characters?
>>144939378
>>144940178
>>144940304
Well I have acquired three computers one Mac and two PCs.
>I can't find a good editor for Mac and for some reason I can't get Photoshop to work on it
>PC 1 has a virus that takes a large amount of space on the hard drive
>When I booted PC 2 the only browser it had was Netscape.
I will be able to buy a new computer in three monthsplease stay alive that long
I will get them done it might take me awhile though.
What's your favorite Underale crossover fanart?
>>144941982
>>144941743
Hey, no problem.
Wanna post Chara? Sorry if all I have is a bit-uh, genocide-y, but that is just the Chara I have.
>>144941867
Look, I wouldn't mind getting together with some Charafags and assemble some in-depth lore on how it's canonically possible for Chara to be saved by Frisk and everyone gets a happy ending, but I'm tired and just want to post Undertale right now.
Sorry if I'm being an ass, it's been a hell of a day.
>>144941982
>>144942108
I'm not sure "assembling" lore would make anything canon but ok.
>>144941982
Would this count
>>144941919
Well yeah what else could be this goodly???
>>144941982
>>144941707
I AM the law!And I'm stealing Protopyrus too!
>>144941967
>I can't find a good editor for Mac
medibang?
It's probably better if I just went to sleep.
See you all later anons. Keep on keeping on.
>CAPTCHA:Select the Street Sign
>The street signs an American flag
I hope this isn't true.
abusing gotes!
Continues from last thread, what is your favourite post-TP headcanon?
Everyone is gone but me...
>>144942795
dont bully the goat frisk or any frisk for that matter
>>144939180I kinda like this??
>>144943129
who doesn't love robotnik's juicy ass?
>>144943032
Flowerpot's probably my favourite, since it's a good balance between alleviating the fridge sadness of TP while remaining fairly canon.
Ideally I'd go for a full on save everyone though
>>144938735
Gloop
>>144941305
They do in fact. Really.
>>144942459First of all never talk to me ever againSecondly never talk to my son ever again
>>144939197
I hate you
>>144942459
I will FIGHT YOU!
I think there's a song about fighting the law, I don't remember how it goes right now, but I'm sure it's on my side!
>>144943032
Frisk goes on to continue adventuring across the world with Asgore and Toriel to protect them, Chara as their sarcastic ghost companion, and Flowey in his flower pot.
Asgore and Toriel reconcile with the possibility of getting back together now that they have something of a family again.
Chara slowly learns to trust other humans through the actions of Frisk and genuinely regrets their actions, but tries not to dwell on them.
Flowey understands that Frisk has Chara with them, but never really a dresses it. He at least finds seeing the world interesting, and is rarely bored like he was in the Underground.
Sans and Alphys decide to use their scientific knowledge to connect the CORE to above ground, giving millions power for their homes. They go on to do many great things and earn the Nobel Prize.
Undyne trains to become a world class athlete to show that humans and monsters can be equals, and is the first monster to win the Olympic Games. She also lives a happy life with Alphys.
Papyrus tries many things throughout his life, but eventually ends up as part of a kids show centered around cooking. While kids were afraid of him at first, his antics and attitude quickly earned their love, and he becomes a hit kids show.
Sans slowly comes to understand that Frisk will not abuse their power to RESET, and slowly comes out of his nihilistic attitude and becomes truly happy again.
Mettaton is just as famous above ground as he was under, and is quickly launched into the spotlight of human tv, and he couldn't love it more. He becomes one of Hollywood's hottest stars.
>>144943272
Floweypot is cute! CUTE!
>>144943576
Here, I'll help you remember how it goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8
POTATO
SACK
>>144943576
You can't stop me from taking the Papyri! I'll even steal spicy Papyrus and add him to my collection!
HAHAHAHAHAAA
>>144943964
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
>>144943964
BLUE BOARD
>>144943964
How do you get songs out of your head UTG?
>>144943964
TOO THICK
>>144943964
Post the other one, few of the toris are good.
>>144943032
Romper-stomper but with humans and monsters
>>144943964
>>144943964
>someone finds that hot
jesus
>>144943858
>posting a bad cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE
>>144944158
listen to it again
>>144943964
FOREBODEN
>>144944158
manually
DUMMY
POSTING
>>144944158
Try to replace it with something else
If that doesn't work, then I guess I just won't be jerking off for another hour or so until the Sonic X intro stops playing in my head
>>144943747
>Undyne wins the Olympic Games
The entire Olympic games, every category and weight class on her own. She sells a good number of her gold medals to buy a new house in which to store the rest of the gold medals.
>>144944374QUICKEST HEDGEHOG AROUND
>>144943964
eww no
here's some better mom to bleach your eyes with
imgur.com/dzhWxcJ
All right, I'm feeling a little artsy, utg. I can't guarantee posting it tonight because I'm tired, but I can try.
Doing art requests
>>144941967
What did we do?
>>144944471got ourselves a situationstuck in a new locationwithout any explanationno time for relaxation
>>144944509
omega flowey listening to music with headphones
>>144944509
MK wearing a sick russian hat and doing that squatting jumping cossack dance
>>144943989
You won't get this one, though. This one is mine
>>144943989
You can have all the knock-offs and fancy flavors you want, just leave the original alone!
>>144944604
But I already drew that! See pic related
Gooooooodddddddddddddd (even though I just woke up it is in fact) night, /utg/!
I hope you all had an absolutely amazing day yesterday and that you all did your best to end it on a high note that'll carry onto today.
I love you all and I hope you sleep well when you do but until then enjoy yourselves during comfy hours.
>>144944374
Thank you I have successfully replaced the song in my head for Sonic X.
>>144944825
If that was an improvement, I shudder to think of what was stuck in your head before
>>144944805
my bad, didn't know it was you. disregard mine then
I want to hug them both to oblivion.
>>144944158
You gotta listen to something else. Some people claim that you need to play the same song on repeat until you're sick of it but that just carves it deeper into your mind. You gotta listen to something else.
>>144944927
>>144944478
>Shinyass no fur mom
No thanks.
sans is OP as fuck in this game
>>144945093
>not wanting to be blinded by Toriel's glistening ass
absolutely_haram.jpg
Would you willingly take his innocence away, /utg/?
>>144945158strongestcharactereverbabyyy
>>144944224
It may be a cover but it's the better known version.
>>144944509
Smolgoat with a canister of gasoline and matches heading towards /utg/.
>>144945198
...by teaching him practical real world knowledge so he can grow to be a better person?
yeah
>>144944805
You shouldn't have said that and instead just passed it off as if it was a new drawing. Make everyone think that you're the world's fastest artist
>>144945198
I'd rather take your computer away!
>>144944927
You'd have to be some kind of inhumane monster to not want to.
>>144945336
Never!
I'm gonna leave this goat here
Dont give him any hugs or else he will turn into jelly.
>>144944808
Good morning to you /sp/ider.
>>144945490
he couldn't possibly turn into jelly by hugs alone!we gotta take him to the secret lab ray and hope for the best!
>>144945490
what flavor
>>144945490
>>144945584
>>144945490
You faggots need to stop talking about neopetsyou're making me want to replay it
post your cutest gotes!
>>144945791
okay
>>144945791
Like this?
goodnight thread
>>144945791
>>144945916
goodnight skellposter
Best Undertale Track? If you ask me, it would be Amalgram: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_1e30FWsE
>>144945712
>>144945490 started it with reminding me that jelly is a color you can zap your pets to.
>>144945914
Thats edge.
not cute.
>>144945916
Good night!
>>144945198
HE'S AN ADULT SKELLINGTON INNOCENCE WILL JUST MAKE HIM A SOCIAL OUTCAST AND A PRIME TARGET FOR ABUSERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUnless you mean his virginity, then yes, I would.
>>144945791
>>144946138
How about both?
>>144946203
That's exactly what I mean
Something about this image just really throws me off, but I can't quite place what.
How do you think, which skellie will lose his v-card first?
>>144946531
I want to fuck Catty's thick ass.
cute
>>144946535
sans. he's got too many rabid fan girls
>>144946723
no, you
Alright, fellas. It's dead hours again.
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>144946535
Paps, because there are tons of scary rapists in Snowdin that want to do terrible things to him.
>>144947062
Fine, but my headphones are hurting my ears a little bit.
>>144947062
Better than I've been for most of this week, trying to get things done before I have to do things in the morning.
>>144947062
tired and stressed out, haha. probably going to bed soon
>>144946531
>Burgerpants getting double-teamed by Bratty and Catty
When?
>>144947062
i'm getting ready for bed
real comfy night though
>>144946746
>>144947078
I mean in-universe, post-tp. Unless you mean neutral endings. In one of neutral endings Sans canonicaly sleeps withrobotso it doesn't count.
