Summer is soon Edition
>Patch Notes: http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/:
>>144857252
naka bp
>no cozy /vg/ FC on Balmung
>>144903532
Ada's FC is cozy.
>>144903391
Like who the h*ck would think I'm annoying?
Jesus christ I'mmiffed
:3
someone...
please do weeping city with me............
Postsaving Estinienshots, please
>>144903638
what server?
Post character, i'll draw it in a lewd position
>cute, sweet, gentle, kindhearted, funny, compassionate, modest, polite, shy, pretty, feminine, nurturing, friendly, loving, innocent
tfw no perfect meria waifu
Enjoying the patch, /xivg/?
>>144903150
>he doesn't backup all his screenshots on the cloud
why
>>144903761
>no FC composed entirely of catboys with a big mansion you can walk into, pay a small fee, and fuck them all
>>144903585
this desu
>>144903278
I did talk a lot without spacing, didn't I? It is a bit of a wide post.If it's in reference to my weight, 120-130 pounds on a 5'10 frame is not "wide."But facts wouldn't stop your posts, silly me.
>>144903638
I've yet to do WC and HBIHM yet and I'm not too jazzed on jumping on it with the feedback I've heard. I'll still do it before and /if/ it's changed.
i love ftelor!
how much money would SE make if they added erp emotes to the mogstation?
>>144903638
ok queue up bitch
>tfw you have soft succulent lips, girlish hips and thighs and still no man wants tohityou
Why me ;_;
>>144903990
enough to work on another remake.
>>144903586
When you post the same garbage with the same pictures, it's only natural to get annoying.
>>144903831
I'm enjoying it ten times more now that you're back.i missed you jaiby
What's the best server
>>144904058
Id hit you alright.
>>144904000
not alone
i hate doing things alone
>>144903883
BITCH YOU ARE NOT EVEN ON BALMUNG
>>144903740
balmung.....
Rate this Patch.
Best thing in 3.3
Worst thing in 3.3
Overall Score out of 10:
Describe 3.3 in one word:
>>144904119
My posts aren't 'garbage.' I rarely ever reuse pictures, and I'm completely FRICKING original.Fuck off.
:3
>>144904000
>>144904000
>>144904000
>>144904000
>>144904000
>>144904000
The Stench just can't go a single year without shitting out fecaliths.
>>144904165
balmung
>>144903990
You can already pet people, what more do you want?
>>144904254
I know, I know. I'd gladly help out If I was even on aether but no dice.
>>144904258
So far? I'll give it like, a 7. I'm not giving a best or worst yet but I'll just describe it as QoL heavy and so far satisfying.
>>144903585
Cozy for getting shit leaked to the thread
>>144904292
Least desirable bussy of 2016 award goes to...
>>144904258
Best thing: New crafted gear
Worst thing: Penta melding the new crafted gear
Overall score: 8/10
One word: Niggers
>>144904258
Best thing: Aquapolis was an extremely pleasant surprise. Hopefully they'll continue to expand on it because itsfun
A close second was getting to 1v1 Regula van Hydrus. Because fuck Garleans.
Worst thing: Nidhogg being a clusterfuck. MSQ content where 90% of the playerbase is too retarded to understand simple visual cues to avoid instant deathification.
Overall: 7/10 would patch again
Describe in one word: Bunnies
>tfw twilight over thanalan on my orchestrion
>>144904594
You
>>144904254
sorry bud i'm on excalibur, otherwise I'd go with ya
>>144904258
it's literally the best catchup patch since 2.1 (2.5 was the best overall but that was only because of unlocked fcob farming and helping people clear not because of the actual content of the patch)
best: new house is cool i am happy i got one because i'm really enjoying it also i like mhach kinda in the sense of "it was really cool" but i will get sick of it week after week
worst: mislabelled 1.0 orchestrion scrolls
score: 8/10
one word: surprising
>>144904441
NO FUCKING DICE
>>144904680
it plays in my house it's the best it's the only good video game music ever besides ff8.....
>>144904391
/pickup
/sautee
/kittypaws
>>144904134
I am happy to see you too~
>>144904165
Balmung
>>144904258
Best thing in 3.3: The music
Worst thing in 3.3: still incomplete until 3.35
Overall Score out of 10: 8.68
Describe 3.3 in one word: Creativity
>>144904391
a persistent hug emote andhand holding
>>144904258
Mhach
Hullbreaker
8.5 out of 10
Encouraging
>>144904258
>Best thingSaving Estinien.
>Worst thing
Pretty short.
>Overall Score
8, simply because you save Estinien.
>Describe 3.3 in one word
I really like the Final Steps of Faith fight, good music and nice amount of mechanics against a cool boss.
>>144904594
You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself for taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi, and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method.. isnothing.I'm a lizard on a rock, bitch.
Post xivg baddies
>>144905052
Why the fuck did you spoiler it, only to just fucking say it without spoiler?
Like, I don't even hate you or one of those "shrek faggot xD"
but, are you seriously retarded?
>>144905208
>entire thread except for like 4 people regardless of a8s clear
>>144904258
>Best thing in 3.3
weeping city
>Worst thing in 3.3
hullbreaker hm
>Overall Score out of 10:
8
>Describe 3.3 in one word:
enjoyable
>>144905358
if we're disregarding clears does that mean you've played with them or are you just judging them based on that they haven't met your arbitrary standards
ALC is such a jew-y class
jesus
I was only looking for basic mats and they were through the roof in comparison to cost to make
>>144905474
there he is
there's the smeggie
All I've ever really wanted was to feel loved.
Is that so much to ask, /xivg/?
;_;
>>144905775
smegma isn't even that gross
>>144905902
yes, there are plenty of us out there
>>144905208
>>144905937
describe to us again about the complex texture and flavor of smegma
Damn this quest is the shit.
>>144905329
lol you mad
>At least the rain hides the tears
>>144906096
you are shit
>>144906096
Who is this kissable lizard?
0-4 Buy Overwatch
5-9 Buy FFXIV again
>>144906224
enjoy memes
>>144906096
The music from it was pretty great.
>>144906184
spuki?!? is that u???
It just keeps happening
>>144906224
it's high noon
>>144905098
I'man elezen on a dock
When was the last time you sneered, /xivg/?
i love this lighting
>>144906096
>shtola is a CNJ/WHM
>her "asylum" nulls 100% dmg
>WHM gets a shitty aoe regen
Fucking hell mate, why arent these fuckers killing the primals instead of us
>>144906338
It was a remix of the research facility theme, yeah? It was pretty good.
>>144906210
You're mean.
>>144906215
some skank iunno
>>144906593
I love Lightning!
>>144906704
It's a fractal continuum remix
>ywn have any friends, no one will ever care about you, people will always use you and step on you and you will die alone
Is this game so devoid of content that you guys just idle and pretend your characters are you
>>144906856
Oh damn. You right.
I just re-subbed even though I shouldn't have... Literally did it to secure eureka.
>>144906215But her eyes... p.p
>>144906865
plsno
I want to sell my soul for the ironworks set! :3
>>144904258
>Best thing in 3.3
The conclusion of the HW story arc and the nice fight it came with.
>Worst thing in 3.3
NIN relic, holy shit that thing's ugly.
>Overall Score out of 10:
8
>Describe 3.3 in one word:
Solid
>>144903532
<CC> is cozy
>tfw melded 230 gear before realizing it can be upgraded
kill me
>>144906593
I feel like I could've done better in this fight. At the end there were only two platforms left.
>>144906971
how much gil do you have? I need about 3 mil and I can get a whole set.
>>144906856
I think it's a mix of the Azys Lla and Fractal Theme, has the little piano bit in it. Unless Fractal has it too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916CXkqbENw
Just resubbed and logged on after a while, is <NEET> still around? I got removed for some reason
How much does your hell burn /xivg/?
Does anyone here like miqo'te...
>>144907117
So? You should meld it either way, materia is cheap.
>>144907283
idk like a 6
>>144907283
you'll never know how much
>>144907283
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3
>>144907297
Yes, but I hate you ellipsetard.
>all my xiv friends are unambitious peasants who enjoys their sub 200k gil
I can literally flip people's 200k into 5 mil so easily.
I leveled a handful of jobs to 50 ages ago and just now finished getting the last one to 60.
In contrast, leveling to 50 is just a fucking nightmare, with just two roulettes and the impossible bore of having a tiny skillset.
How do I make this more bearable?
>>144907227
neet is dead
>>144907153
yeah, people generally dont move out of the aoe pulse thing, but it my run went ok
>>144907416
>>144907429
explain it to me then.
I'm waiting.
So honest question, I'm new with FFXIV but I really want to try it out since the world seems beautiful. Is it advisable to start out fresh and new in the game without getting berated by everyone for being a newby?Also it's kind of looks like a good escape since my ex-wife took my kids away
>>144907174
Are you on Balmung? I could fund it if you'll make it. I don't have any gatherers so it's hard for me.
>>144907578
It's impossible to explain just how my hell burns.
:3
>>144907283
I'm not melting but it sure is uncomfortable.
>>144907297
This is a really cute cat. Any other pictures?
>>144907603
Yeah, most people dont care that you a new player, its generally a hug box for most servers (in dungeons, which you have to do through the main story)
>>144907603
The game is notable among other MMOs of its type for its particularly friendly playerbase. Most people will actually be glad they have a newbie around since helping people through instances for their first time gives a nice bonus for everyone involved.
It's also great for escapism because of its beautiful, soft and well designed ambient. Playing this shit soothes my nerves almost as much as cuddling my cat.
Feel free to ask for help here in the thread, despite being infamously full of avatarfags and shitposting it's actually got a fair few people willing to help.
>>144908048
>friendly playerbase
>ffxiv
lol
>>144906215
She'smy wife.
>>144907117
Materia is incredibly cheap. Even Grade Vs are reasonable and will just become cheaper as time goes on.
>>144907656
just kill yourself then
>>144908121
Nobody would c-
oh whoops wrong roe, my bad
>>144908256
What's the point?
;_;
>>144908272
>he cares about shrek this much
lol
I've loved this game with all my heart for all the 2 years I've played, but it doesn't look like I'll be able to play it again.
I had a lot of fun and even though you guys are sometimes goofy and prone to highschool drama I know that you're all pretty decent people and I've made a lot of good friends and had a lot of great experiences.
Thank you to the raiders and the social, the soft and the hardcore, the roleplayers and market players, and everybody else. This game was one of the best experiences of my life and I'm very sad to have to leave it.
>>144908121
I didnt ask if they had a 'wife.'
>>144907153
it's very most likely scripted to leave you with two platforms at the end to 'increase tension,' but time will tell as DPS gets better.
>>144908554
>biting fingernails
nothing was lost
>>144908554
What happened, anon?
You'll be missed.
>>144908554
;w; why do you have to leave us?
>>144908459
moonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>144908120
Yes it is.
Do not project your experiences with /xivg/ or Balmung cliques onto the rest of the game.
Now, the playerbase is also really bad at the game. That much cannot be denied. The game is largely a bunch of people who are friendly but also not that bright.
>>144908554
>not hugging your topaz carbuncle
fucking fiend
what a CUTE catte !!
>>144908483
>responding
he posted earlier and got no hate messages
that post is falseflag for flaseflag
shirou is cool and neat
>>144908726
>>144908739
Credit card information was stolen, did a mass charge back and closed that bank account and opened a new one.
An XIV monthly payment was caught in the chargeback, banning my account. Calls to support have told me that the original chargeback must be reversed to open my account again - something that is impossible since that bank account is closed.
>>144905775
I am new to this general, do I even want to know why he has that name?I want to know why he has that name
What's the best skin color for a cat?
>Flintlock DODGE
I am a huge fan of the imagery of deflecting and dodging bullets
>>144908583
Yeah the DPS I got was bizarre. It's almost like they were measuring how much DPS they could do to meet the bare minimum. It wasn't terrible, but it was far from good.
>>144908923
w-what
>>144909061
I would saygo moonie instead of sunslut
>>144909061
Brown/Chocolate
>>144909061blu
>>144908923
not really but okay
>>144909061
While we're on the subject, which specific skin tone do the Hyun twins use?
>>144909243
Super cute lizard
>>144909167
you're fr*akin neato
>>144909323
be nice to your friends!
>>144908951
Square is a dumb company
Goodbye anon
Why the hell are there still summoners at level 60 in 3.3 content with 220-240 gear that let a criminally underleveled 215 MCH outdamage them
Please guys I do my best but this is getting ridiculous. 40 minutes or a Sohr Khai is too long.
>>144909510
i love u
>>144904778
>it's literally the best catchup patch since 2.1
Yeah, it is pretty cool that Mhach went and came into existence considering that we had long been lamenting that there would never be a 24 man instance as good as LotA.
So im confused as to how to gear up my DoL classes. Im getting left side and mainhand 180. Why are all the accessories still red scrip though? Do I save up for those or hope that the ironworks stuff becomes cheaper? Does it even matter beyond having the 600 GP?
>Want to buy a bigger house.
>My house is in ward one.
>The new plot I want would be in 9.
>Not sure I want to settle for 9th place.
>Don't want to relinquish the house I've owned for so long.
>Can't buy both because I don't have a fake FC or the time to make than rank one up.
>Don't want to transfer an alt from another server.
>Trying to figure out what to do just makes me want no house.
help
Someone heal my broken hand so I can play video games comfortably
>>144903941
It's not nice to lie
>>144906865
i know this feeling
the FC i was destroyed by one passive aggressive fag that came in a poached everyone with an LS he made. when the patch hit he bought a house and used some random excuse to leave along with everyone else
he's a chad type so everyone followed him. i hate people like that though
>>144909628
the accessories aren't worth it
>>144909693
Hi mom how are you
>>144909702
They'll never know how our hells burn.
:3
>>144909732
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
>>144909732
Okay but having white gear just drives me insane I have brain problems okay?
>>144907308
>>144908121
>materia is cheap.
bitch i have 200k to my name
>>144909693
it's not a lie!
i love you ftellywellypoo
>don't like cat
>try to make a face I don't like work
>use a spare fanta
>regret instantly
I'm running out of female races and options. I just wanted variety and I don't wanna let spares go to waste. I was planning to use my last and yet I keep getting forcefed into making mistakes like THIS. It looks like I smashed every cat I've seen here into one..
>>144909510
At some point I think people just stop giving a shit for 4 mans. Same way some people try to macro their way through 24-mans.
>>144909510
I'm just assuming people who havent played in a long time are picking the game back up and are criminally rusty and that's why I see people pulling ARR numbers.
How did Alphinaud get to the Black Shroud so quickly?
>>144907174
For the whole left side? Ironworks Crafters?
I'm on Balmung and would like to buy some crafts.
>>144909907
he's nidhogg now
>>144909369
thanks have a cool song in return!
https://youtu.be/tZlgNj-rIxw
>>144909810
i doubt anything bad ever happened to you, you're just complaining for attention
Its lunchtime....
where's sorrytofu.avi poster when you need him
>>144909879
>>144909892
I would love to assume they're just rusty, but when I see a summoner sitting there shitting out ruin 2's and not applying dots while Ifrit-egi absent mindedly mashes his dick against a low priority target and I'm playing fucking piano trying to eke out as much dps as possible, I get a little pissed off when Pegasus takes 15 minutes to kill.
Why even play if you don't have enough fun to want to actually try anymore? I just don't understand why people settle for stagnation.
>>144910118
You have no clue, friend.
:3
>>144910170
can I eat you for lunch?>
>>144909790
Could be better, could be worse
Just trying to do all the things in game that don't require a lot of mouse work
How about you, sweetie?
>>144909848Who is this?
>>144910170
That's a really cute glamour
>>144907603
You can marry here, anon...
But yeah, get the trial, you will get up to level 30 for any of the classes (a character can be any class, you don't need alts)
It's the most cute and comfy MMO. The community is nice too.
>when you leave the /vg/ FC because your friends started playing the game and make an FC
>when they buy gil to buy the house they wanted
>when they buy gil to furnish the house with all those boss item drops and shit
>when they stop playing immediately after doing this
I have no friends anymore
>>144910170
i'll have a large bussy burger with a side order of fries
>>144909369
Don't encourage Paks, friend.
>made a Balmung alt while the servers shit themselves when 3.3 launched
>realized I made it an Arcanist and starts in Limsa
I dun fucked up
>>144910346
>slutglam for eb
smhtbqh
Wheres chemo when you need that young wild boi
Crafting is appropriation of goblin culture
>>144910408
>Starting in the best city
well done
>>144909243
>>144910285
ursecret admirer
>ywn find the perfect sugar daddy/mommythat buys you cute clothes ingame and irl
Why even live ;_;
real lizard hours
>>144910195
I know how you feel. I had a 300 dps bard for Nidhogg yesterday.
>>144910514
But how am I supposed to see the cringey RP and bench ebins?!
LL is best city indeed.
>>144910576
Forgot my image.
:3
why would nidhogg use estinien's form and skills during combat? doesn't he hate estinien's race?
New player here, what's the best server for ERP?
Was reading that it is Balmung, true?
>>144910670
I don't understand what goes through those people's minds.
Why do they pay a subscription if all they do is press a single button every two and a half seconds?
>>144910285
I'm okay. I was hungry but then my pizza showed up so now I'm not. What happened to your hand?
>>144910851
yes
puttel is my bf
>>144910851
Absolutely Balmung.
Just be aware that it's also nearly impossible to get a character there, and ERP centrals also come with emotionally damaged people who really fuck the community up.
>>144910975
*blows sick cloud*
>>144904859
Diapered Lalafell
>>144911049
dude haha
Can someone explain the appeal of avatarfagging to me?
Not meaning to talk shit, I just legitimately don't understand why you'd do it.
>nidhogg normal
>scholar with mentor crown
>talks about how she'll teach people the fight
>only mentions half the stuff
>claims you have to stand in the circles during nidhogg's ultimate to survive it and more than one not covered is a wipe
>doesn't ever use deployment tactics or really even shield people
>24 dps
>smug resurrection macro
>mention that you don't have to stand in the circles, just shield and heal
>'don't listen to him'
only way it could've been more stereotypical was if it was a male lalafell.
>>144911006
Can't I just pay for a world transfer?
>>144910871
I've stopped trying to understand them. It's clear that square cares more about people being mean than having 1 person dragging down the other 7 with no recourse. I just leave now. Fuck it.That bard had a pve mentor crown.
>>144911157
You can.
>>144911142
>claims you have to stand in the circles during nidhogg's ultimate to survive it and more than one not covered is a wipe
I've heard this one too, it's just if the add is alive when the nidhogg starts talking, even if the add dies afterwards its a wipe
housing question, can walls/flooring be dyed?
What's the best race to make a femboy~?
>>144911246
pretty much, you just have to dps the three adds down before he does the pushback or it's rip.
>>144911262
No. The color they are is what they will be. However you can buy/make the walls and flooring and preview them without binding them.
>>144911137
People that constantly avatarfag (see: >>144905902
are just lonely losers that are desperate for ANY kind of attention. Even negative attention (see: Godspeed, Shrek, Brucie, Paks)
>>144911324
lala
>>144910525
Oh, cute!
>>144910908
That's good, can't play video games on an empty tummy
One of my coworkers dropped a heavy box on my hand
>>144911262
Unfortunately, no
The only walls you can dye are the outside of the house
>>144909061
The palest possible.
>>144909693
I want todo more treasure dungeonswith this cat
>>144911324
Elezen.
>>144911142
>>144911246
But you don't need to stand in circles, the wipe is due to adds not dying in time.
It really is just shields and heals.
I'm sure you'll disagree, but circles do nothing
>>144910851
Yes, behemonth too, there is a /d/FC there
>>144911109
wat! no
>>144911137
The game is cute, people like to take cute pics of their characters, people like to share screenshots of the game, people like to share their characters in those screenshots.
>>144911324
Lala, they are pretty much androgynous
>>144908554
Why not catch back up with an inevitable sale?
>>144911439
>I'm sure you'll disagree
Ofc i'll disagree because you can't read. We're saying that standing in circles does nothing.
Where's the cheapest place to get HW?
I swear guys.
I'm totally not annoying.
:3
>>144911589
Probably wherever you can find it for the lowest price.
Weeping City is really bad.
>>144911618
I didn't think you were annoying before today, your posts were always harmless and cute. But with how often you've been posting the same thing over and over today it's become very, very annoying.
Sera, if you're reading this, I'm sorry
>>144911441
>>144911360
>androgyny is synonymous with feminine male
>>144911775
I'm done steven.
>>144911390
We can do that
I gotta fish up my map tho
>>144911441
go away pedophile
>>144911773
Alright, I'll tone it down.
I just got a little too excited I suppose.
:3
>>144911801
Au Ra is the best option.
>>144911801
is the best you can have, every other male is masculine
>>144911775
>The state of Valvey
>>144911889
>that filename
Oh, you're back?
>>144911748
The playerbase is really bad.
>>144911748
Your taste is bad.
>>144911775
forgot my image lol
>>144911748
ur bad
>>144911589
g2a had it cheap
shilling btw
>when the Sharlayan floor cute but don't match anything for shit
>>144912197
lmao
>>144911990
This is also true.
>>144912021
>recycled mechanics
>lolso random final boss
Ozma at least has a neat design and a cool gimmick but this garbage playerbase kills any enjoyment out of it.
>>144911491
I considered it.
I just don't think I have the heart to catch up to where I was, with almost all classes at 60 and a ton of event items, on top of the promo items I got from the products in that picture which can't be claimed again.
>>144911942
>>144911938
You take a female character model, give them masculine features. The only races that can pull this off are elezen, miqo'te, hyur, and lalafell because of how small the gap is between the two sexes' builds.
But you're right, you can't have a true femboy in this game.
>>144912040
G2A has it for like $33
Best Buy has it on sale for $20 but fuck I don't want to drive all the way there.
I love you Sera
>>144912380
>tfw still no weeping city clear because one alliance always manages to die before Black Hole
>>144912197
Worth it
>>144912380
>>lolso random final boss
What the fuck?
>>144912380
>>lolso random final boss
What?
>>144912396
>you can't have a true femboy in this game.
what? Lalaboys are the best girls
>>144912380
>lolso random final boss
uhh, what?
>>144912641
go away
how do i get an eb
>>144912726
ask rock lizard to eb you
>>144912573
>>144912636
>>144912676
>hair boss
>her gimmick is that she has long pretty hair and that's it
>>144912641
stay here
>>144912541
>Loving someone that doesn't even exist.
Post tin cans.
>>144912769
stay away from lizard
>>144912432
>buy 75% discounted HW code
>NA only, can't activate it
>sell for 32 on g2a
>buy EU HW and 60 day codebtw selling on g2a is taking it up the ass if you're not running a business on stolen codes
my sell order was disabled instantly until I mailed proof, then sold within the hour
got like 25% taxed off it because of retarded shit like "we sponsored your sell order". No proof of that. just 1.50 down the drain
oh and money is locked for 14 days. That's not only for withdrawing cash, also locked from spending the money in the g2a ecosystem, which they take further tax off.
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She is a boss with emphasis on hair. She uses hair in her attacks. All of her attacks involve hair
That isn't random. That is the opposite of random. That is consistent.
