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Previous thread: >>144750236
Mage is shit.
New brawl today, anyone knows what it's gonna be?
>>144854014
Mechazod
>>144854225
Not again ;~;
>>144854014
every card is zerus
>>144854292
Sounds kinda fun
>>144853896
So is tempo warrior
>>144854292
but every minion in our deck could be zerus anyway and wed never know it
Ever since the start theres could have been a bunch of zeruses in our deck and they only change when we look at them.
>>144854163
I was about to post it like that, but i wanted to fit all the signature cancer in one turn.
>>144853687
First for Zoolock best deck of hearthstone, heroes of meme
Why is Trump "Trump" Trump running such a shitty zoo deck?
>>144854292
Isn't it p2w this week?
>>144854713
because chinese
>>144854713
Can't be that shitty, he got to legend whatever the fuck he got to last season.
post best dads
>>144855354
>>144855354
Is there a list of the cards, categorized by their voice actor? Blizzard seems to use an in-house VA cast, so the same people also voice the characters in Overwatch, and probably all their other games too. I'd like to see (or make) a list that covers them all.
>>144855354
Pic unrelated - worst dad.
>>144855435
Who is Rag daddy to?
Turns out deck recipes are actually bretty fun even as F2P.
I just wish the Warrior one wasn't so fuckall expensive.
>>144856003
My burning cock.
>>144856086
Your cock is on fire? Quick, stick it in my bum to put it out
>>144856060
>trying to play Warrior without investing hundreds of dollary doos into the game
>>144855354
>>144856351
Diablo with wings
>>144855976
Is this the worst cardback? It looks decent in that pic but it looks like fucking ass in game and clashes with fucking everything.
>>144856413
Christmas one is worse. Why can't there be a Ramadan one?
>>144856520
chrimas da bess one
>>144856413
I agree that it clashes, but I don't think it's the worst. A lot of them are pretty lame and underwhelming, also often looking pretty different from their "promotional" counterpart.
Opened this golden, keep or d/e?
this is cool
is it trump's bot who does this or did twitch implement a automatic detect function for it?
>>144853687
Speaking of which, I just unpacked Meme-Saron, Skill's End
I want some honest opinions. Is it actually a good card, capable of making a viable competitive deck? Or it just a shitty meme card used just for the EPIC STORIES TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS?
You're at a swimming pool in austria when these poor women and children refugees drag away your daughter because of a sexual emergency
wat do
>>144856841
Summon big game hunter after he rapes my health bar, thank you based Doctor.
>>144856821
>cast shitloads of random spells with random targets
You tell me
What's a gouda replacement for knife juggler in zoo? I feel like it's a dead card 99% of the time
>>144857002
>He doesn't like juggler
Cheezus Christ.
>>144856841
>used to drive over to Austria when I was little with my parents to this neat water park
>probably full of refugees now
'fugees get out REEEEEEEEEEE
>>144856821
It's literally a panic button.
>tfw a retarded cucktrol warrior could have saved himself from lethal soulfire if he had tanked up instead of killing my doggo that had already done it's duty
:^DDDDDDD
>>144857512
>You're about to lose
>Play Yogg
>Heal for 20
>Destroy enemy board
>Deal 8 damage face
>3 secrets
Best feel. Of course, it only really saves you like maybe 10% of the times. The others it's just funny.
>play any deck that has decent success
>bad draws for you and perfect top decks for your opponent
>play aggrosham
>always win anyway
What is this stupid game
I just want a 'good choice' emote when Tank up tactician concedes
>"Midrange" Shaman puts me at 15 health by turn 5
Should there be a neutral or mage card that removes armor from your opponent's face?
>>144857787
why
>>144857704
Midrange is just facedecks with a few 5 or 6 drops
>>144857891
Same reason the neutral card that silences demons is useless
>>144857891
Because Freeze mage is cancerous enough as is.
Solitaire shitters deserve fedora warrior.
>>144857718
This isn't the WoW:TCG, most classes don't have access to armor in HS.
>tfw making another rogue-cthun-nzoth-reno shitter concede out of desperation
lmaoing @ his life rn
>>144857718
Would be nice to have that option, but nobody would run it because there's literally two classes it would be useful against.
Someone explain to me the phenomenon of calling streamers Mom & Dad
Sup guys, f2p faggot here. I've never used my dust on anything other than to craft Doctor Balanced and we all know how that turn out. I'm incredibly afraid to craft anything now even more thanks to standard and rotation.
That said, I feel like taking the plunge on Leeroy, despite me missing a lot of staple must craft legendary like Ysera, Rag, Sylvanas, Cairne.
Hear me out, my reasons are as follows. I am an aggro fag, I think that goes without saying. After the removal of Arcane Golem, I've seen guides go back to Leeroy for finishers and rightfully so. After all, Arcane Golem was a poor man substitute for Leeroy. I could use him in decks I play, zoo, miracle, renolock, and even face hunter. I feel that he's a good finisher in most decks and I absolutely loved throwing a Grom finishes out back when I was laddering with patron a few months back.
So my question is, should I? I've tried Reckless Rocketeer but she's too slow compared to Leeroy, and I'm afraid Argent Commander is worse.
>>144858182
wuh bout zoo?
>>144858253
Leeroy will see another nerf. Screencap this.
>>144856734
Use until it rotates out. It's not bad.
>>144858367
That will make the feeling of crafting him stronger. I have a feeling Blizzard will just nerf classic cards every season until there's no reason to use them anymore.
>>144858260
I have 2 (two) SWP and 2 (two) exc evil
Does all the hostility towards wild come from the fact that a majority of the playerbase consists of children and to them a card circulating to wild may as well mean it doesn't exist for whatever inane reason they've crafted in their head?
>>144858562
Good luck. I've lost to zoo even with those 4 cards in my starting hand. You're usually dead by turn 5 when it comes to zoo.
>>144858656
>You're usually dead by turn 5 when it comes to zoo
Literally? I dont think zoo lethals on turn 5. Or 6. Maybe 7.
>>144858656
I also have pyro and PWS. I admit it's hard, but it's doable. Metzen on the other hand... >_<
I've got 1600 dust and need a Legendary for Mage /hsg/, do I craft Antonidas like a boring person or Yogg-Saron for dank memes?
>>144856821
Like the other guy said, it's a panic button or a tiebreaker. He usually kills the shit on the board and draws a bunch of cards. Occasionally you get meme-blasted in your face, and sometimes he just wins you the game, but usually just wipes and draws.
You're behind on board/no cards in hand? Yogg.
You need 2 damage reach and he's behind a billion taunts? Yogg.
YOLO as fuck? Yogg.
>>144858839
One is a win condition, the other is a meme. GO for the meme if you dont wanna climb ladder.
>>144858932
>He doesn't have both for maximum meme climbing
>>144859152
He said he only had 1600 dust.
>>144858932
Thank you anon, I needed someone to talk me out of being an idiot.
>>144859152
That'll have to come later sadly, hopefully I'll unbox a Golden Tinkmaster or something soon.
>>144858613
More like hostility to wild is because GVG is incredible cancer and supports shitloads of hyperaggressive and tempo decks that aren't any fun to play or play against.
For those who have played him, is he a must-have for druid nowadays? I'm not too keen about crafting expansion legos.
What decks have incorporated Yogg with the most success?
>>144860041
Not mandatory, but damn strong. Choose Both Raven Idols really help to fill the hand when you're topdecking.
>>144860041
I saw a dude on the train yesterday innervate coin him on turn 1 and you pretty much win the game from there.
It's not like choose one cards are bad to begin with. They are all staple cards maybe except for saber and flame which are borderline good but insane with fandral.
>>144859239
I know I know, just being "that guy"
>>144859310
You did good anon. Tony was my first crafted Lego and he never disappointed me.
It's another Shaman plays Tuskar Totemic and gets a Mana Tide and evolves them into Hungry Dragon and Yeti episode.
Fucking kill me.
>>144854713
>zoo
>shitty
Literally tier 1
>"I have an ass to grind"
>>144860678
>Never played Warcraft 3
>>144860678
Back to back kodoed that guy yesterday, turn 5 and 6. Felt pretty darn good.
>>144860041
I was lucky enough to unpack him on my first batch of WOTOG packs and he's awesome and extremely fun. He's absoultely mandatory in beast druid (the deck exists thanks to him), but a C'thun Druid can do without (But if you have him he's very good even here if you tweak a bit)
>Drop Fandral on turn 4 just for tempo
>Opponent has no way tto remove him
>Topdeck Nourish on t5
mfw
>>144860790
Go away gramps
This is an arena deck.
>Tunnel Trogg
>End turn
>Coin Spirit Wolves
for literally 4 games in a row, and I dont mean 4 games where ive been matched against shamans, i mean 4 literal ranked games.
Which deck fairs well agains this fucking bullshit?
>>144860981
It's only 15 years old.
>>144860790
I actually played it but I don't remember that quote. Was it from regular Taurens or from Tauren Chieftain?
>>144861030
I make it a point to turn 2 doomsayer against shaman if they get trogg out on turn 1.
Control Warrior is doing well. This is my list.
new to hearthstone
sick of getting rushed down by people who just flood the board with minions and go face
is there any reason not to just stack my deck full of taunts?
>>144861030
Doomsayer and hope for the best.
When does the brawl go live in Ameriland? If it's already up, what is it?
>>144861103
Cairne/Chieftain/Hero unit.
The regular units carry a huge totem pole as weapon. Only the hero unit carried an axe.
>>144861301
You can always check yourself if it is already live.
>>144861301
1 hour 20 mins more. Just play it when it first launch to prevent the meta from settling assuming it's a pay to win brawl.
>>144855354
I tried WoW and I was like "holy shit this weeb-ass cuck came right out of a fighting game" when I saw him on the loading screen.
Then I realized he was literally king of the humans. Wat.
>>144861263
Yes. A lot of taunt cards have bad stats. Your opponent is just going to kill them with their minions while keeping a big board.
>>144861491
Without the ponytail he looks normal. Like literally open the image and cover it up with a thumb. Tell me it ain't better that way I dare you.
>There is a lot of steak here.
what did he mean by this?
>>144862325
Thunderbluff is a city of cows. Steak is made of cows. There are a lot of cows (whom steaks are made of) in Thunderbluff. I hope this helps.
>>144862325
>Heh, disguised toast
>>144862902
Don't EVER fucking reply to me again.
>>144862946
>N-n-n-nigga, you've gotta be kidding me
>>144862325
>For the Warchief! For icecream!"
>>144863159
>I have no time for gays >:T *FWOOOooomp*
>>144863240
>>144863315
>I AM MAL'GANIS! I AM A TURRRRRRTLEEE!
>It's a 'Can't draw Fiery War Axe to save my life, but a DR Rogue gets it from Huckster on turn 3' episode
I want to kill myself.
>>144863548
>Win condition is a 2mana card you have to draw at the beginning of the game
Maybe you should play a real class
>>144863548
Git gud draws nigger
>>144863494
>Mind if I roll weed?
>>144864050
nah brah gibs me some
>>144860790
>autist can't see an obvious joke
why does 4chan have so many legit autistic people?
>>144861263
Don't play ranked standard, or become the aggro shitter.
>>144863315
WHo are the lads in the background?
meta snapshot is out lads
remeber to use the code TEMPO
https://tempostorm.com/hearthstone/meta-snapshot/standard/2016-06-08
>>144865134
The dreadlord is probably Varimatras, the Blood elf no idea. Kael'Thas maybe
Which one for arena?
>>144865280
>tempo war still rank1
>dragon control came out of nowhere
This is weirdm
>>144865280
Is the meta healthy yet?
>>144865702
MMMLLLLLLGGGGGLLL
>>144865280
>Tempo mage tier 2
See I told you guys it was good
>>144865702
warleader for sure, espically considering the other murloc already in your cards.
enter the coliseum might be okay in a construed controll deck, but you don't have that liberty, and most games end up being early game tempo wars
validated doomsayer is pure dogshit.
>>144865702
enter the coliseum is a really shitty boardwipe
but its a boardwipe
>>144865280
>Control Warrior back to Tier 1
*N'zoth Priest intensifies*
>>144865280
>Still no control Priest
>The literal counter to the entire fucking tier 1 list
What a joke
>>144866054
>The deck has flamewaker, a card that wins games on his own (and some spells)
>retards have the guts of saying "but the deck is bad lmao XD"
>>144865280
>there are anons in this thread that use tempostorm lists and read their articles to "better" their play
i havent had such an honest laugh in a while thanks boys
>>144866158
>priest
>counter to anything
>>144866272
To be fair, it's a good way to get references for decks to ladder with unless you consider checking on streams.
>>144866272
>There are anons in this thread that do not use tempostorm lists to know what everyone is running so they can predict and counter all the metasheeps
i havent had such an honest laugh in a while thanks boys
>>144866272
>looked at the tempo mage list
>crazed fucking alchemist
lel
>>144866437
>There are anons in this thread that waste their time targeting "metasheeps" by reading through the tempostorm decks instead of making a good deck and just laddering
>>144866567
to be fair alchemist is pretty good in a doomsayers and totems infested meta. I run 1 in my zoo. Also helps a bit with trades
>>144866672
>flipping Trump
Das it mane
>>144866567
Dont talk shit about Crazy Al. That guy is decent
>>144866567
>check out if what this anon said is true
Versus Control
–1 Mirror Image
+1 Yogg-Saron, Hope's End
My sides. Mirror image is best against control what are these idiots smoking
>>144866740
UPROOT
>>144863548
>huckster and raptor gives me whirlwind execute
as tempting as it is to meme his geddon to death, it was better to break up the combo since i can use face to proc execute
>>144867018
but it blocks 1 attack from a minion :^^)
balanced as fuck
>>144867690
do we start at 10 mana or something? Cause it seems to me like the guy with 4 millhouses wins
o-okay
>>144867690
Expand
>>144867690
>>144867941
>Y'shaarj
lel
>nzoth rogue vs dragon warrior
>drop sylv on his twilight guardian and azure drake
>he trades both into her giving me a 3/1 taunt with xaril and drops chillmaw
>stars aligned to pull off the unlikely
>shadowstep toxin gaurdian to my hand, +3 attack toxin on xaril trading into chillmaw and replay guardian as a 3/6 cause azure drake in hand
>proceed to meme harder by journey belowing a anub
>>144867690
coin spell stalagg
stallag
you win this one friend
thanks for 40 dust, see you next week brawl
C'Thun druid can't even win games, what the fuck is this meme
>>144868020
you laugh but he will be annoying as fuck to deal with. Beside, lol. For once my Hemet counters is 9/7 beast legendary (forgot the name).
>vs n'zoth hunter
>spellslinger gave him soul of the forest
>still somehow win
ok that's enough arena for today
This is one of the worst brawls ive ever seen
>Another cancer brawl
DED GAEM
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wow like you guys could design a better brawl
>>144868896
It's not my job tho
>>144868896
Everyone starts with a board full of nat pagles. The objective is to destroy the nat pagles and mill your opponent to death. At the end of your turn a Nat Pagle gets resurrected.
Literally took me 20 seconds
>>144868189
>beast legendary
>forgot name
>THE BEAST LEGENDARY
>name...
>BEAST
>THE BEAST
Man fuck this game, this brawl just gave me the third game out of all of 'em I've ever played where I actually had Mimiron's Head on the field and enough mechs to activate him. But instead of letting it happen just to see it actually work they concede. Why are people so lame?
>>144869209
Despite the concept of a game, people don't play for fun
Thanks for the Veklor in the brawl
oh nice, brawl pack lego
take your bets
>>144869956
free epic
>>144870021
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>it's a facing magni as a F2Per episode
Should i quit or rope?
place your bets
>>144870313
Neither, faggot.
>>144870420
squirel noises in the background
>>144865280
>zoo t1
Even with so many warriors?
>>144870420
Nat Pagel
>>144870435
If there's one thing i learned in this game, then it's that i will not beat a Warrior that is willing to spend real money.
daily reminder that you will never be as unlucky as reynad
This is the worst brawl ever. Blizzard you retarded fucks can't do a single job.
>>144870420
>>144870487
>>144870536
just what I always wanted
>>144858253
Oh boy please be Leeroy.
>>144865280
>farming zoolocks and aggro shamans with my anti-meta fatigue warrior
>tempomeme moves control warrior to tier 1
Fuck. Time to find another deck to counter the sheelpe I guess.
>>144870585
>kept getting topdecked in go fish
jesus
>roll a bunch of 8-10 drops
>get run over by elises, murk-eyes and emperors
Worst brawl ever?
>Trogg coin feral
>If I play a minion he'll just remove it with only 1 mana while further buffing his trogg
This is a fucking joke delete all 1/3 problematic minions
>>144865280
>tempo warrior doesn't have the best lego in the game, rafaam
shit list
>>144866158
>priest
>
>Everyone getting legendaries from Brawl pack.
>>144870939
>61 posters
>3 legendaries so far
?????????
>>144870939
It's one of them fallacies I forget which one
>>144871136
ad homomen
>>144870997
J-just wait for the brawl to arrive to yurop and I'll show you my new legendary!
>Get low curve legendaries
>win
Nice brawl hearthtards
I'm cuing into the brawl just to concede to people. Nobody should have to slog through this shit.
>>144871501
You're a blessed man. Please, someone do this on EU too when it hits.
>>144871501
you are the hero we deserve anon
>faggot priest get double discount on ragnaros
>plays him every turn
>bming non stop
if only i can punch him through the internet
>>144871756
Wow...
>>144871756
well shit
>>144871756
that's the brawl in it's simplest, pick the class with the most op class legendary, hope you get a ez win if 4 of tier neutral, spam gimmick spell to reduce cost.
>>144871940
believe it
>>144871136
strawman
>>144872007
yeah but when i get discounted kel thuzad my opponent had fucking maexxna
HARD COUNTERED
Who's ever idea this brawl was I hope they're shotout of a cannon into the sun
I got Mukla.
He got Mukla and Fjola.I still won
What do I do? Give him the discount?
I should play the fucking lottery
Fucking NA fags playing the brawl. Its not fair. JUST
>>144872256
You're not missing anything
This one is bad
>>144872248
WHAT THE FUCK
you's probably just get more if you mulligan them all
>>144872109
it's still a zero strat brawl, you are just trying to get better legendary rng handed to you. the only 'tactic' is picking which class has better odds for broken class based legendaries.
I fought a guy who got sylv, but i had the deathrattle old god and drew 3 chillmaw by turn 2. his sylv stole a token and he had no way to win even if he lasted to turn 10
whats the best deck to climb out of the aids that is rank 20-15?
>>144872246
forgot pic.
>>144872304
im missing the fucking pack
>>144871593
>>144871605
I just cue in, give them a "Well met!" and concede. One guy even added me to say thanks.
>>144872248
>>144872405
control priest
Oh shit son, what's in the box /hsg/?
>>144872421
jeusus christ
>>144872480
Lightlord
Is this another gold farming brawl?
>Try out the Tavern Meme
>Turn 2 -3 cost, -3 cost, coin, Onyxia
>Turn 3 Onyxia
>Turn 4 Onyxia
Who designed this stupid shit?
>>144872147
this is a bitch slap tier of fail at best. the only dev who ever should be shot is the one who invented joust, that man single handedly made not only the worst mechanic in the game, but also can be firmly scapegoated as the reason grand tourney sank so bad.
>make a mechanic that has 2/3 odds to fail no matter what to begin with
>all or nothing results on top of that.
>no this is TOO stronk, better make the vast majority of these cards worthless if they lose the joust.
>make the original animation so godamn tedious long it only has 'use' as a trolling tactic.
that man is truly, the dumbest of the dumb.
>>144872696
Joust was a mistake
>"worst brawl ever"
>worse than broken mech 2card
>worse than webspinner
>worse than esportal
>worse than any with randomly made decks
What the heck? At least this one is somewhat interesting.
>>144872573
nope it's a 'get in get your pack and gtfo asap' one.
No fun or profits to be had here, only salt.
>>144872459
got a deck list bruh?
>>>144860220
I've tried the Yogg druid and it's very strong. You need to think of him as a last resort when you either are a trifle off lethal or need to survive this turn at all costs. the win condition is actually having something on the board+dropping Cenarius.
If you just want to meme hard your opponents play Yogg&Load
>>144872568
...God fucking damnit, I unboxed 3 of this bastard when I opened my initial splurge of WotOG packs despite having no Shaman cards to work with and now he's come back to blueball me again. At least its a free epic I guess.
>>144872795
it's really amazing just HOW often joust loses.
I think the only joust card that actually ended up genuinely good was the Elekk, because the worst it ever can be is a raptor with cooler art. The tuskarr just never did enough despite people trying, and the shaman heal was good mostly for lack of other options.
>>144872934
at least he's useful, I've found 2 Tyrant Mukla and 2 Cho'gall so far, and nothing else. Only Zetalot plays Mukla and his deck is shit and I've never seen Cho'Gall outside a brawl
Both cards are legos. What did I pull?
>>144872824
Not really, it's just another encounter at the crossroads without the bs filler. you pick the class with the best legendary class wise, and try to rng the best duplicate legendary, that's it.
this is one of those brawls that will not hold your interest very long.
>>144873214
Dark Pagle and another Dark Pagle
>>144873214
tempo warrior and deathrattle girl
>>144873214
boogeymonster the darkfisheri hate you
>>144872421
>use 1 coin
>enemy gets 3
>enemy uses all 3
>you get 9 coins
Do it and hope for the best.
>>144873214
Yogg and golden N'Zoth
>>144873214
This is out town, scrub and Live, Insect.
Not a legendary, but I did get an epic out of my brawl pack
>>144873214
Cho'gall and Tyrant Mukla
>>144873297
>>144873324
Actually pulled a golden Darkfister back when I got my initial 50.
>>144873312
>>144873420
>>144873492
>>144873591
Sweet.
man this brawl is dumb.
>>144865280
>Midrange Hunter climbing in tiers
The hero is coming back
>>144873619
I fucking love shifter zerus. Staple in all my deck when I miss a card for it
>>144873619
The only time I don't guess Shifter meme and the guy gets it. Fuck this shit, I'm out.
>>144869204
its not the beast, it was malorne or osmething
>>144873752
>>144873758
Would Zerus be okay to replace Edwin in Miracle Rogue?
What's the lore for Shifter Zerus?
I'm stil disappointed there's no Corrupted Millhouse that makes your spells cost 0 this turn
>>144873917
That sounds a little too strong desu
Maybe he has great stats but your spells cost more next turn or something
>>144873917
probably because it would be broken
>>144873890
It's not part of the warcraft universe. The closest it gets to a reference is the home planet of the Zerg
>>144873917
This would be almost impossible to balance
tfw your opponent gets mad at memes
Is this the single worst brawl ever made?
First time I've ever seen this summoning animation myself.
>>144873917
>all the OTKO's
no, yugioh went this way, and it is shit because of it.
>>144872436
It's just 40 dust
>Warrior plays C'Thun first at 17/17 to just try to clear the board
>It leaves up Brann Bronzebeard
>Blade of C'thun it
>Win next turn with a 43 attack C'Thun
Can't wait to tell all of my friends
>tfw made aggro shaman for deck diversity
>tfw dont want to play it
>>144874697
>18decks
>play like 2
