Twue Wuv Edition
>Patch Notes: http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/:
144787521
naka bp
I'm a catgirl on the prowl.
:3
>tfw top Kirito Tia's parse
heh
hello
post rare Kirito Tia's
new thread
post handsome male characters
This isnt right..
>Tfw you don't know the Tia meme
Tossing tainted objects of power down a random chasm doesn't seem like a very good idea - scale of 1 - 10, how much is that going to come back to bite us in the ass?
i'm late to the party but now i have huge glowing handssorry red i logged out too fast to see what you said. was excited on realizing i had 1800 esos.
kIRITO tIA
>>144821957
who......
>>144821954
that's weird, for me it's because at seemingly random times i get a straight up half second freeze that has very strong potential to fuck me up
i noticed it started happening in a3s but it happens in certain fights and i can never pinpoint the exact reason but the graphical improvement isn't worth the risk for me
>>144822751
>>144822819
i reckon about spoiler/10 my dude
Doing more Ahego edits
I really don't get why they are continuing the Nidhogg story...
Hey guys, Kirito Tia here
>>144822916
>when the smeg all eaten up but he keep lickin'
>>144822916
Can I get a worried/blushing edit instead of lewds
Is Kirito Tia here?
>>144822554
>is a boy
>likes other boys
>plays a girl
huh
Alphinaud is NOT GAY
>>144822798
i'm going to hit you
>>144822414
Those hands
Wanna know how I know proci is a fatass
>>144822916
hey its you again
>>144822856
It's funny, I was thinking "maybe DX11 is done crashing and locking up when I alt tab", then I alt tabbed to reply to a friend and it did. Looks like I'm forced to constantly change my graphics settings everytime I open the game if I want to play now. Thanks SE!
I don't raid and only bother trying to min-max for shits and giggles.
Should I get gear from Weeping City based on stats or glamour?
>>144823208
I know, right?
The worst kind of gay.
>>144823208
I never said I exclusively like boys.
I just prefer them.And I wish to be the little girl..
;_;
>>144823223
Why What me do
thanks swagoon
>>144823216
You're right, he isn't
>>144822916
Can you do me? It's Kirito Tia
>>144823057
putt...
>>144823348
you know what you did
lift tail pls
>>144823662
I {donut} {/no}
What's the best race/gender for a tank and why is it femroe?
>>144822414
who's hands
>>144823728
Any elezen would like a word
>>144823728
male miqote
>when you're trying to play triple triad with your wife and some memelords come and ruin it
sick of all these memes desu
kys ben
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427931
Home from work. I need your retarded input and autistic help, /xivg/
>>144823713
No
>>144822918
The hell is this? Did I miss something?
>>144822010
On Balmung. Didnt come for the 4chan guild, just RP in general.
>>144822856
no one important........
>>144823815
Only warrior. I don't know why they use them for paladins in videos.
>>144824103
Hildibrand. It is... a pretty good one.
Anyone here like bondage?
>>144824347
yes
>>144823216
Major character not a faggot, news at 11
>>144824347
Yes, but having your tail caught like that would be annoying.
>>144823887
>wife
nice meme
>>144824390
I don't want to say too much to spoil anything but man, they really ran with the absurdity of the situation for the characters on this one and it genuinely made me laugh a lot.
>>144824154
you were never excommunicated......
>>144823323
yeah it's real aidy
but oh well could be worse
>>144824347
I used too but not after 99.9% of people are "subs" who want to be collared like pets and just want to be objects to be acted upon
i miss vjera so f*cking much
>>144824637
oh....................................
>>144824154
Why did you get kicked out of the church
You have to be evil
>>144823728
Maybe for tanking anice cock.
>how to tell if someone is a futa
Thyre max height
>>144825101
Lies and slander!
>thinking about becoming a lizard in the future
>realize I won't be able tohave my dick used like a pussy
>don't want to be a futaroe in a sea of futaroes
>suddenly remember I love being a giraffe
Could be worse!
>>144825101
They're roe
Aquapolis took 7 maps to get into. Its definitely not a 50% rate.
I fell for the ruse.
>>144825457
It's like 30% chance to spawn with a 50% chance to go through the right door, I think.
ceeg peegIs it pronounced with a hard "g" I don't know
>>144825457
20% chance for a portal
50-50 on doors to continue.
>>144825457
>have done 15 maps today
>of those 12 were aquopolis
>of those two were 7, four were 4-6, and the rest were 1 or 2
Polis Lord here I come
>>144825457
It's the ultimate crapshoot with some cashy rewards!
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby to spoil.
>>144826248
me too
what a horrible feeling
>>144824045
Need more votes.
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
It's never just like how it seems.
;_;
Guess I've got brain problems
>>144826248
Give me 1mil Gil
>Player>> You do realized no one is going to join you if the ilevel requirement is 225. People do it with 220 or higher
>Tank joins the party.
>Player is now blacklisted.
>>144825573
That's a nice roe
>>144826248
Do you like miqo'te...
>>144826457
I'd much rather have this than...
>>144826248
...this!
>>144826457
Why do you even bother posting garbage like this?
>>144826730
karna a cute
>He ain't heavy..
>He's my brother.
>>144826459
>What are you planning to do on the bed, onii-chan?
>>144826961
>HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>144826459
>not maxing swiftness to become a cloud of steel.
>>144826765
>ywn stop posting garbage like that
You'll never know what makes me freeze.
;_;
>>144826730
do you like male miqote.....
>>144827105
hopefully OD'ing and escaping this hell
>>144827325
are you the same faggot that was posting that ugly ass lizard?
>>144827438
>not knowing who rocklizard is
lol?
>>144826248
What do I have to do for it?
>>144827496
>actually keeping track of thread celebrities
Reevaluate your life.
>>144827586
>calling them thread celebrities
>not ebins
Reevaluate your life.
>>144827670
>caring what they're called
Reevaluate your life.
>>144827334
I've played with a a few Miqote. though I'm not sure why anyone would ask if I like their species first...
>>144827670
>unironically using "ebin"
Reevaluate your life.
Aquapolis went pretty well. Made most of our money back. Got to the 7th chamber.
Lot more fun than I thought it'd be. Great addition to the game.
>>144827325
You don't make yourself very appealing.
Why would anyone who's spent so long training themselves to peak perfection want someone so weak and bland?
I know it if I had gone that route I'd want a partner, someone I could trust to watch my back and let me go all out, not a cry baby who's too weak to keep up.
>>144827758
show more butt please
>>144827868
>ywn appeal to burly Duke Nukem esque men
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
Hello post butt
>>144827793
That's a cute bun-bun.
>>144827793
What'd you get? Any minions?
>>144828148
butt
>>144827898
Umm, I don't really have much like that but I hope this will do anon.
>>144828148
Did all the people wanting stuff like this show up all at once?
>>144828148
>>144828148
>>144828013
It probably feels like chlamydia, based on how you look.
post pure fucking idiocy
Cat shit post here: does anyone have anyinfo on the new EX trial before I start trying it out?
>>144828508
>having bgm on at all
>>144828148
>>144828595
Thought you quit for good.
>>144828636
You. Post more.
>3.3 cones out
>All the degerates come out
Typical
Forget butt, postcleavage
>>144828508
The best part is, thats mislabeled
Twilight over Thanalan actually gives you black shroud 1.0's music
>>144827758
Perfect. Do you use a nude mod?
>>144828748
>implying they ever went away
>>144828595
go in blind u fuckin pussy
>>144828297
I'm on my 15 at work and want to look at pixel booty, sue me
>>144828323
Now this is a quality butt
>>144828391
I laughed, clever
>>144828818
Umm, maybe, Why do you ask?
>>144828876
Oh, I suppose that makes sense.
>>144828696
I did / am.
>>144828845
Realistically, I'm not going to go in until a few days from now when I stop playingGuilty Gear
>>144828876
Have another angle.
>>144828168
Got a dwarf rabbit out of it. I think I'm Coeurl's first. There were none on the MB.
Wouldn't be surprised. Coeurl is super small.
>>144828163
Thanks. Felt a shame not to keep him. Could have set the price but it just didn't seem right.
>>144829043
For lewder pictures of course!
>>144829126
Did he come from the last room?
>>144829237
Nah, we got him in room 6. We got to room 7 before we got shut out.
We also got Luminous fiber from room one, so be on the lookout for that. Currently sells for 7 mil on our server if you arent into crafting/BIS
>>144829043
Can we see some tummy? Pleeeeeeeeease?
>>144828787Not good at angles...
>>144825457
>not winning the (1/2)^7 odds of finding the biggest chest in Eorzea
>>144829397
that lighting makes it look like you grafted that arm to yourself.
come ON.
>>144829134
Oh, I am sorry anon but I could never post something like that!
>>144828787
Wonder if this works.
This is great. More lewd elezen please.
>>144829462
i really really respect you more for this, thank you.
>>144829462
>>144829134
And of course I screw up the image.
>>144829572
Oh dear. You can still pretend that I meant to do that and not post anything!
>>144829454Maybe I did!
I heard there is really lewd ERP and stuff in this game, can someone post some examples?
>>144829454
>>144829708
>Living on through the arm
BROTHERRRRR
>>144829749
your past transgressions are forgiven for this, ebin.
>>144829735
>>144829735This isn't the place for lewd, that's in /d/ right now
>Having to pug Final Steps
Can't wait to see what EX looks like. After they raise the level cap in the next expansion.
>>144829813
cringe in text form
>>144829624
>ywn forcefully breed this lizard goddess
>>144829905
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
God, ERP sucks.
>post butt xD
end life xD
>can't meld this shit since I need control Vs or else I'll waste the 100% slot
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>>144829416
Hell with you, we did our best.
It just wasn't good enough tonight. We'll get there eventually.
Everyone have a good night. Hope you all enjoy the patch.
>>144828787
Everybody gets one.
>>144829341
Sure, I am sorry that I am a bit late. I hope you like it!
>>144830034
YEAH
FUCK WORDS
REEEEEEEEEE
>>144830083
How bad are the mats to gather? I realized I am missing one of the books to get the stuff for the fiber zzzz
>>144830103
roe boobies best boobies
>wake up
>degeneracy hour
Truly horrible
>>144830146
It's too lengthy and reads like a bad fanfic, dumb frogposter.
>>144830238
go back to bed guffs nobody wants you here
>>144830238
Lock yourself in your house and don't come out.
>>144830238
k now fuck off
>>144830201
I couldn't care, I just bought it. I think I had 21mil at the start of this? Now I'm at 19.3mil which isn't bad at all for the "best in slot" crafted gear.
Materia and penta melding is gonna be the real slap to the nuts.
>>144830008
That is terrible! Why will my favourite thing never happen...
>>144829905
Time to subscribe, I guess.
>>144830470
Never forget that this is a grown ass sweaty man in his chair typing this out.
>>144830083
Is there a generally agreed upon way to meld this set?
this thread needs cute midlander boys
>>144829905
honestly as erp goes this is pretty all right
honestly as ffxiv rp in general goes this is pretty all right if you don't dock points for subject matterworlds better than the logs i've seen posted here by hyperslut-typeslike ada
>>144828876
>ada will never compliment my butt
why even live
>>144830603
Will I do?
How's 3.3 treating everyone?
>>144830691
iktf
>>144830470
How about a face close-up and some cleavage, slut?
>>144830683
Share them
>>144830309
>>144830343
>>144830397
i love how butthurt reprobates get when you call them out
dont bother calling me a fag in between posting your naked character, i dont want any (You)s
>>144830848
>>144830851
I'm pretty sure plenty of people that don't erp can't stand that crybaby
>>144830103
Nice, now more winks
>>144830470
Wink related
>>144830851
dropped your trip guffs
>>144830470
>tfw sub usually but really want to grow a dick to plow this lizard
Why are you doing this to me ;;
>this is the last time I'll use this image
>>144830942
I need pictures of your cat winking too!
>>144830712
Handsome.who is this qt guy
Also it's okay.
We finally have new content that's pretty successful, which was Aquapolis. Hopefully the deep dungeon won't disappoint. The new relic is a piece of cake, the dungeons were the same shit but Mhach is at least better than Void Ark. MSQ was great and not really interested in Hildebrand.
Also, finally there's a bunny minion!
>>144830987
Nah, I could write that with my trip on
Making breakfast right now familia
>>144830760
Oh dear. I am afraid you will be very disappointed with that request anon.
>>144830942
Very related.
>>144830992
Oh my. It really is all my fault. I should really be punished for making you want such a thing!
>strawpoll results
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10427931/r
>midlander chosen
I guess I'll just keep clicking random until I get some inspiration
Which c@ from here would you shlong?
>>144831195
Naandae Ayers
lewd > the same old static drama over and over again
>>144831128
>another memelander
>>144830589
There isn't a generally agreed upon, but there is a thing where we need AT LEAST 1 Control V
Some people are speculating that you need like something like 1000ish craftmanship and 990ish control for 4star craft.
ALL SPECULATION, but from the pattern of the increase in requirement, that's what we want to believe.
>>144831118
Is that min bust lizard?Maybe they'll grow if I give them a thorough massage...
>>144831118
How do you feel about shemales and futas?
Your answer determines if you'll get an in-game tell soon.
>>144830896
That's like NeoGAF's ERPing in Ultros. And they're shitters too.
>tfw forced into an EU account in Australia
Time to let my sub lapse I guess.
>>144831275
Aren't c@s and lizards hyper popular.
I'm not rolling the Caitlyn Jenner race
>>144831083
I'll fix that later.
doing t13 for shit atm
>>144831354
midlanders are the best, even people who don't play midlanders know this
>>144830942
>>144831318
this is bait
I know it has been said many times, but I really am impressed with Mhach.
can someone tell me why my act is only parsing my auto attacks
i have it updated to the most recent version, and it does it regardless of if i disable parsing from network data or not
>>144831462
These are facts
>>144831097
>The new relic is a piece of cake
Best way to get started if I dont have a zodiac? Is there a trick or do I just suffer?
>>144831519
It happens like every patch
Wait until there is a plugin update
>>144831617
my fc mates are telling me that it works fine tho
>>144831280
Yes, it is minimum size. Oh, does that really work?
>>144831304
Yes please and yes please!
>>144831128
Majority of the posters are mid. You got rused by thread bias.
>new patch
>fc still dead
>>144831472
>>144831503
I'm impressed with its ability to kill pugs, I don't know the last time I've seen SE produce something that effective
>>144830942
>
>>144831367
spongebob_there_i_am.jpg
>>144831674
stop that
>>144831816
Gay baby.
>>144831730
Then I need more votes. I ain't finalizing shit until midnight.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427931
>>144831779
who's this cutie midlander?
>>144831816
Lalas are cute non-pig mode
Anyone know how to get that pose YoshiP did at the beginning of the latest live letter? I can't seem to find any info on it and am starting to wonder if its going to be an event thing.
>>144831354
No, the memelanders just push their dull race on everyone.
>>144831594
Well just go straight to Anima, really. I think gathering the crystals was nerfed now? If that's the case then it won't be *too* bad but if not then RIP.
2nd step is easy but the Unidentifiable stuff collecting takes ages, like a month of diligent work. Do maps, do hunts, do every roulette that gives tomes, do beast tribes, pray for bonuses and unsync Coil of Bahamut with players with no clears or something.
Hyperconductive stage will take you a couple weeks of collecting Eso tomes and running CT to get aether oils.
The new one is pretty easy. It's just collecting more Eso tomes and blue scrips.
>>144831779
A R I E
It wasn't the plot I wanted, but I managed to snag a plot that I quite like. Sometimes it's nice being on a small server.
>>144831674
i don't suppose you'd havean f-listyou would be willing to share?you're meeting all of my standards.
>>144832095
Must not have been pretty small if you didn't get the plot you wanted, assuming you stayed up for it.
>>144831903
the person who said you were getting rused is rusing you
>>144832012
we don't push shit on anyone
don't h8 m8
>>144832145
Your standards must be ridicously low, anon
>>144831498
You're a bait
summoning ftelor
>>144832256
There were 6 available when I was up, but I didn't have the 3.75 million required until later in the evening when they had been taken already. If I had prepared more before the patch I would have been able to get one very easily.
>>144832145
So you have no standards then?
>>144831462
you know your stuff
>>144832012
pls
nothing wrong with being dull
>>144832145
Umm, I may. But I'd rather not post it here. If you left me yours I could send it to you.
>>144832286
I know, right. They could at least find someone with a larger chest.
>>144831936
What a hyper potato.
>>144831462
agree
>guffy this jealous
lol
>>144832437
They could at least find someone that isn't writing "punish me xD" to neckbeards
>>144832329
im about to go back to bed but she's snoozing
what is it, i can wake her up if it's urgent...
>>144832437Hop onto f-chat and say something in the Final Fantasy room.
>>144831903
Honestly, I'd suggest looking at server population and picking the least represented race.
guffs is extra edgy today
is the rarex culling soon
>>144832574
Why do you think I'm jealous?
>>144832286
nuzzies
>>144831816
Somebody post the lindwurm erp screenshot
>>144832437
>>144832145
>>144832620
Good lord can you idiots be anymore faggy?
Fucking degenerates.
>>144832879
dropped your trip again guffs
wew
>>144832725
Lizard's winning, so I'm probably gonna go with that.
>>144832760
You are comparing a person that I play pretty much everything with to a degenerate
>>144832948
Wrong.
>>144832785
good tasteCame so many times to this holy shit
>>144833016
/pets
You can link me your f-list too, guffy-senpai :3
>>144833162
Don't have one
