https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TE4KEmn
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread: >>144712254
Zaipi
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>swedish flag in the background
That's not very tolerant
can this portugal shitskisn stop making threads and kill himself?
>https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TE4KEmn
FUCK OFF
who the fuck is handsken
i know swindle and chessie but i've never seen that guy before
>you'll never have a family
>abandons monkey island with mom so he can play dota
what a shitlord
If they made a small intro/documentary movie for Handsken, shouldn't they made one for everyone?
Like, why Handsken of all people
>>144725514
>its not even a d2g discord, its some kind of ERP fest retard discord
fuck this shit
>you'll never have a cool family like Handsken
Why even live?
Like why would you every keep a video archive of like every fucking moment of your childs life?
>>144725523
He's a pretty good Wisp and disruptor from the NiP lineup, which disbanded.
>>144725579
why wouldn't you?
>>144725579
when you're a camera man by profession I imagine it becomes second nature to film important stuff
>>144725552
>NA team
>0 win at groupstage
Handsken's dad is a bro, he should be the one playing
has Helen always been this T H I C C?
>>144725579
i mean his oldman is a camera man so i'm not surprised
>>144725552
Because his parents filmed his entire life lmao
guys.. i really wanna pound helen.
>>144725668
the guy is probably thinking "what the fuck is wrong with the western culture"
fuck off slacks
>>144725543
that made me legit sad
fuck this gay earth
greatest interview of all time
>>144725552
They did
They just don't show them for winner bracket teams yet
I know Slacks is huge but holy shit, eat a salad.
>>144725356
>https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TE4KEmn
First and foremost this is some ERP group.
Second of all Discord is a confirmed botnet so can the mods delete thread
jesus christ siractionslacks is so fucking fat
Slacks is awful
why do you people call him our guy?
>>144725579
same reason people keep pictures of their kids from when they were young
Helen is cute. CUTE!
I want to cuck EE!
>>144725668
EE fed her everyday with Shanghai money
>>144725668
Is slacks like 400 pounds or something?
>>144725668
YOU LITERALLY NEED 2 CHINKS TO MAKE A SINGLE AMERICAN
2 FUCKING ASIANS AND BARELY FILL THE SAME SPACE A 1 (ONE) AMERIFAT
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
Slacks is clearly on some sort of substance
fucking weirdo lmao
>>144725552
They have one for every team, just like at the other majors
STOP SITTING LIKE A FUCKING GIRL
YOU ARE A MAN, SIT LIKE A MAN
FUCK THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
>>144725668
Slacks is a big guy
>>144725837
stay mad
Secret could win vs MVP or OG instead we get liquid shit and navishit
what the fuck
>>144725668
holy shit Slacks is fucking huge what the hell
I CAN ONLY HEAR THE FUCKING PHRASE MEI SAYS DURING HER ULT
OVERWATCH RUINED CHINESE FOREVER TO ME
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>144725837
>more skeleton than the chink woman
lmao
>>144725790
He's a big guy.
>>144725874
>secret could win against MVP or OG
HAHAHAHAHA
>>144725837
Holy shit slacks must weight more than the two of them put together.
>>144725883
any non-asian looks huge next to asians
fucking greasy ant people man
i had to mute it their language is so ugly
>>144725837
Chinese people dont have culture or manners or anything like that
>>144725874
>
>>144725837
hes covering his boner
>>144725874
stay mad cuck
thighs-chan looks like a stick figure next to the Mass of Slacks
>>144725837
>YOUR A MAN ACT LIKE ONE
>>144725668
>everyone itt surprised an american is big
fucking yuropoors go eat some bread and water
>>144725761
>Second of all Discord is a confirmed botnet so can the mods delete thread
Do you have any fact to back that up?
>>144725874
I'm a secretfangay but no
>>144725668
daily reminder that Slacks isn't even considered fat in murica
>Fat headed fish
>>144725959
you can just picture her getting buried by that man meat as he lumbers over her and spreads her legs.
Is Slacks a Chad in disguise?
Dude has amazing frame, all he needs to do is lift
>unironically not muting and switching to a different tab when slacks is on
Cyborgmatt is fat
Slacks is big boned
FUCK OFF SLACKS
>when your translator starts making shit up but you can't say anything as it would show you understand english and they wouldn't allow you to hide behind a translator during interviews
HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS INTERVIEW
I THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO GET BACK ON SCHEDULE
WHAT THE FUCKIGN SHTI IT THIS
FUCK OFF YOU THICK ASIAN SLUT
AND YOU THIGH ASIAN SLUT
AND YOU THICC AMERICAN BOY
>>144726013
>not bread, cheese and red wine
>>144726062
MASSIVE AND SADISTIC
>>144726062
this
>sir awkward slacks
I laughed
how much does slacks even weigh, i'd hate to be heavier than him
>>144726062
Cyborgmatt is beyond obese
I've literally never seen anyone as fat as him in person
COME ON WINGS EASY WIN LADDIES
do i go to sleep or watch this incoming shit show?
>>144726062
lmao this tbqh, slacks is big but he doesn't look repulsive like matt
>>144725823
this please
Did Wings blow their load too early?
>>144726186
Iam not American I have seen fatter
>>144726062
>cyborgmatt
>envy
>arteezy
Is there a team you could hate more?
>americans arguing sirfatslacks is not fat
LMAO
>>144726224
nice
At work so missed the og game
How bad did navi get REKT
Is the dream over lads?
>>144725356
>discord
stay in /mlp/ fags
>>144726375
pretty much over
>>144726375
They took one tier 1 tower in game two.
>io alche
ggwp next game
>>144726375
It was literally rape
poor little slav boys
>>144726375
super rekt
navi didnt make it to double digits kills against them
miracle rape
dondo exposed again
>>144726375
2-0. We only have OG to save us from MVP and Korean Dota dominance.
>>144726375
na'vi got absolutely dumpstered. It was so bad it was an actual chore to watch.
>>144726328
he's not fat, he's bear mode
>>144725874
you
>>144726224
>Slacks
>spess marine
Slacks and Our Ogre are clearly ORKS
>>144726375
>work
normies pls go
I'M SRY, WUT?
WUT DYA CALL ME?
1v1 ME REDEYE U FGT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRFOnGM8-I
>>144726294
Add in Sumail and that creepy guy who is irrelevant but really good at burning people on twitter.
Apologize.
>>144726443
bears are fat anon
they need to be fat so they can spend a few months without eating during hibernation.
>>144726532
sumail win TI lmfao but tbqh I hope him and ppd die in the most painful way possible
>>144726352
Who is this cock smuggler?
>>144726532
>creepy guy who is irrelevant but really good at burning people on twitter.
ixmike?
i bet a 10 on complex, did i dun goof, i dont follow esports i just have a gambling problem
what are some funny combos for my buddy who wants to play support
>>144725773
That means she will get thin again soon?
>>144726534
He cleans up nicely, now that he got rid of the shit hairs.
>>144726501
>tfw qxc didnt destroy that faggot on camera
>>144726534
Sniff Sniff
>>144726534
christ, this guy is disgusting, i'm so glad he's irrelevant now.
>>144726604
rip lad
>>144726585
that sounds like some severe case of yurocuckitis f a m. should probably get that checked.
>would love to play syllabear, naga and enchantress
>terrible at micro
My extent on playing micro heroes is sadly Enigma and NP because you don't really need to do anything else than attack move with them.
>>144726551
>Search Results
Grizzly bears need to constantly bulk up during all of their waking months to store enough body fat to get through hibernation. To gain weight, they eat up to 90 pounds of food every day and can gain more than 2 pounds in weight a day. They're omnivores, which means they eat both meat and plant foods.
>>144726604
literally a toss-up. col is good in bo1, but they're obviously shaken up after getting repeatedly raped by DC
>>144726660
joke on u famalam im not even yurop
>>144726425
Shit I fell for the na'vi are back meme big time
>Tfw won't even be back in time to see secret get btfo on main stage
>>144726619
Bane + mirana
wisp + ___
disruptor + ET
cm + jugg
AA + slark
>>144726443
He's not even bear mode. He's bad yaoi artist mode.
Nyx is the best hero.
Nyx.
>>144726589
Asuka Tanaka, Cummyko's friend
>>144726667
>Any of those heroes
>Micro
Sometimes I see a post so sad and insane that I wonder if it's even real
Valve insider here, just came to inform you that it's Maut casting. I'm sorry gulag I can't help it
>>144726056
frig off /fit/
>>144726667
with ld the only micro you have to do is keeping your hero close enough for the bear to be able to attack
>>144726732
>those small heads
>>144726667
>Controlling 2 units at once is too hard
MOBAbbies everyone
>>144726667
>those heroes
>hard to micro
>>144726637
he should've sucker punched apollo and he'd go down as the GOAT idiot, in a good way 2bh.
>>144726619
carry | Support
Tiny + Wisp
Sven + Wisp
Alch + Wisp
Necro + Lion
Necro + Zeus
Necro + Lina
Furion + Zeus
Zeus + Furion
Slack + Pugna
Pugna + Zeus
Necro + Pugna
Pugna + Necro
Mirana + Bane
Jugg + CM
Jugg + Lion
Gyro + Undying
Gyro + CM
Gyro + Lion
Drow + Lion
Drow + CM
Naix + Bounty
Naix + Riki
Naix + Nyx
Tiny + Centaur
Cent + UndyingTiny + Techies
Tusk + Techies
>>144726598
That's the one.
wings is going to lose lmao
their draft is so shit
>>144726741
Agree. The second best is Ogre magi.
Based Wings bringing the memes
>tony
>nyx
>dirge
Are Wings our guys?
Nice DK 2014 draft Wings
wings just wants to show off the new UD set
>>144726619
i really loved doing skywrath + meepo with my friend
because people blew up with the silence + poof
>>144726846
Not that he's not absolute dogshit at this game, but controlling 2 units with multiple abilities is a lot harder than controlling 50 units that do jackshit
t. Classic RTS Player
>>144726767
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING MAUTISM
>> MAUT
Any other streams?
Heh, I don't remember Swindle looking that good.
Or that Asian for that matter.
>>144726741
>>144726891
We are of one soul.
>Mautism
Fucking hell.
>it's another waga episode
fuuuuuuuuuckkk
>it's waga with maut
....
>>144726947
They have really shit lanes AND really shit late game.
They are going to be blown the FUCK out unless Col is retards.
Wings have been outjewed
>>144726990
/DotaMajorru
/DotaMajorkor
>>144726871
>tfw even apollo lost his passion for sc2
he used to be studying sc2 like he is studying for his finals and now he just wings shit as a host
>>144727054
I've got news for you, anon.
>>144726983
>2 active spells and one transform for 1 unit
>the other is 2 buttons for backing off or denying tps
wew lad sure is hard to control 5 spells
>>144726990
I'd kill for a Barnyyy gulag cast right now desu
Also
dota2_KR
COREA
Maut has improved a lot actuallyOther casters are still better though.
i swear to god if he doesnt have the set for undying
Wings with the crazy pocket picks
uuugh where is synderen?
>Maut is allowed to cast
>Sheever wasnt even invited
DOTURDS?
I don't like the helmet in the new Undying set.
>>144727125
Sinking Alliance once and for all.
wow this production is bretty good
They could keep that 3 lane cam on a bit longer until something starts happening
>>144727125
coachin liquid
>>144727125
Coaching Alliance
>>144726619
FV + WD chrono death ward memeing
Terrorblade + AA level 2 lane kill metamorph chilling touch memeing
>>144727140
>Sheever wasnt invited
FUCKING SLUTS BTFO
BASED VALVE
Why the fuck is mautism allowed to even step foot on the main event
They should've already seen how bad he was on the group stage.
>synderen decides to coach allaince for some fucking reason
>maut is permitted to cast a major main event
just kill me
>giving away free bounties
wew NA
thought you were smarter than this
>>144727246
>synderen decides to coach allaince for some fucking reason
no wonder Alliance is in the loser bracket
>>144727125
im sure he'll come on the panel once alliance drops out
but for now he's coaching
>>144727140
She said she loved anal on stream so we won't be working with her any more.
>>144727125
our man on the inside
>>144727219
>valve
>based
after they fired 2dg?
>chinks already losing
Don't forget she's a slut who loves anal
so no secondary english stream?
i'd even watch that japanese dude instead, but can't find him
>>144727291
Synderen LITERALLY invented MMR assassinations
>>144727309
>won't work with honest and sincere people
Valve is scum
>>144727246
>>synderen decides to coach allaince for some fucking reason
No, it wasnt his choice
PGL said they werent going to invite all the usual guys, so that some 'less known' casters could come to the event
hence why Blitz and Synd are both coaching this event.
But dont worry, when [A] drop out, Synd will come be on the panel probably, alongside an [A] player too.
>>144727361
Who doesn't love anal?
>>144727291
all part of the plan anon
>>144727412
the irish
>zedfreek
What did he mean by this? Someone as autistically involved in competitive dota should know that's not how you pronounce it.
>>144727353
double based
imagine having that autist ruining the major instead of redeye
the horror
Memes aside this Maut/Waga cast is truly sleep inducing
I fell asleep during the start of navi vs OG g2
is it worth watching later on?
>>144727363
/17uu
>that undying set
WE
Just woke up, are any of the navi-og or TL-MVP games worth catching on VOD?
>>144727472
no
it was a stomp
How the fuck did liquid managed to lose?
Sorry I woke up late, currently fasting.
>>144727485
WUZ
>swindle
lmao that black hole
>>144727509
thanks senpai
>>144727219
You do know that because valve didn't invite her to Manila now she's getting invited to TI 100%
uhh
NA?
/17uu for d2g cast
>>144727485
oh yeah
I guess this means AM and Chen are no longer the only black heroes
>>144727442
>>144727442
it is in europe
>>144727527
ZOMBIES
>>144727485
Undying is white desu
NA BLACK HOLE
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you just know that BH cancel is gonna tilt Swindlezz followed by the gank.
>>144727578
isn't legion black?
People who think CoL has the better draft are fucking dumb
>wings has a really shit draft
>col has really shit players
BETS ON WHO LOSES THE LEAST THIS GAME? DONT WANT TO CALL THEM WINNERS
>swindles fuck up black hole
>feeds fb
lamo
>>144727609
black people don't have blue eyes.
enigma is a massive nigger though.
>3 people can't kill DP
/d2g/, a shadowy reality tv producer has turned its interest towards eSports and has commissioned you to organize the most dysfunctional professional Dota 2 team known to the history of the game, so that their cringe-inducing exploits both in game and in real life can be filmed.
It is not enough to merely recruit players that are simply prone to mistakes and misbehavoir. You must create the perfect anti-chemistry: players that are nominally skilled but with personalities that seem almost perfectly tooled to disrupt the performance and cool of their teammates, and vice versa.
Who do you choose?
>all these retards not believing in NA prowess
thanks for the hats my friends
/d2g/ I don't even know any more
Beast Master just randomly sold all his items and began feeding couriers and even a rapier but we STILL won
>>144727713
>try to gank
>they just walk away
>gank over
Undying general.
>le spooky ghost lady
>balanced
>>144727719
puppey
pieliedie
universe
arteezy
eternalenvy
>>144727719
EE
RTZ
Puppey
Universe
PLD
>waga maut cast
what the fuck is this
>>144727719
Arteezy
Eternalenvy
Swindle
Comewithme
ppd
>>144727740
reminder to never give up
>>144727704
SHIEEEET
So why doesn't 17uu cast in moon?
>>144727719
RTZ and 4 RTZ clones
>>144727719
artour
mason
ritsu
pajkatt
envy
>Undying hats dont even affect his ultimate
i wonder who is behind this
>>144727906
>brew still doesn't have an arcana that changes his bears
>>144727906
>people hyped up DC after their wins against cucklexity
LOL
>>144727719
Fata
Pajkatt
RTZ
Qojva
CWM
This team even theoretically has so much disband energy I fear for bystanders.
>tiny building butterfly first item
>>144727719
bdiz bamboe fear demon jeyo
>>144727719
Kuro
RTZ
Ritsu
Beesa
Mason
>>144728028
But he has treads and dagger, its not his first
>>144727902
>>144728003
Can you provide examples of pajkatt raging?
Dotards? Which team are we cheering for?
>>144727719
Envy
RTZ
Moon
Swindle
PPD
>>144728028
I think alch is getting him aghjs right now
>>144728087
The team who picked tony of course
>chinks vs americans
whoever loses, we laugh
>>144727719
rtz
EE
iceiceice
puppy
patrick swayze's ghost.
SICK BLACK HOLE.
>>144728087
Our meme boys wings of course
>alch feeds aghs to Tiny
>alch still doing more work
>>144728028
gotta get that quest
>alch gives away most of his networth
>gets a triple straight afterwards
yeah this is over
lol gg col lost momentum already
>>144727719
4 peruvians and chi long qua
So this is... the power.... of NA dota...
>>144728083
yeah but why would you get evasion over a cuirass against this lineup?
>>144727439
says who
>NA smoke
LUL
>>144728278
>butterfly is only about evasion
okay kiddo
>>144728084
>Butterfly Tiny
Finally some one itemizes Tiny the right way.
the year is 2020 and e-sports is now more popular than regular sports. who will be the
manchester united
arsenal
globetrotters
miracle on ice
of esports
