>>144562042
>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n
>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>How to get autosummon covenants to work on PC:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/
>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://collageanon.imgur.com/
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>>144582886
why do you keep stealing others content and passing it off as your own Luci?
so im guessing the event is over?
>tfw your post is directly under the new thread
>>144583502
Advice pls
--- NEW SL META POLL ---
PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR PREFERRED META LEVEL IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
OPTIONS HAVE BEEN LIMITED TO 80, 100, AND 120 SINCE THESE WERE THE TOP 3 CHOICES IN EVERY PREVIOUS POLL
IF YOUR PREFERRED LEVEL ISN'T LISTED, PLEASE CHOOSE THE CLOSEST AVAILABLE OPTION
>>144583643
Rapier :^)
First Event poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
Alternate Event poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532
Which poll should we actually use poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
>>144583565
When have I done that?
>weak to thrust
Why do some weapons have more phantom range than others?
I -think- I understand the basic concept of phantom range; your hitbox lags behind you so people can hit it despite you technically not being there anymore, but why do some weapons clearly reach further than others?
Dark Sword can hit you even if the user attacks a place where you never were.
>>144582938
Pretty much in every category.
A CE anon showed us the stats for a guy lugging a great club in the FC and three-four shot everyone. He was at 120 with gouged out vig, end(enough for four swings), and str. When everyone else was just at 50.
>>144583502
Just get 28 str for the Greatsword.
You can use that for the rest of the gaem.
>>144583713
when did lothric get so damn tall?
>>144583670
>120 in the lead
>there are people in this thread literally too lazy to set up a proper PvP character the way it's been done for the last 5 years
>>144583832
He's not, he's just "mounted" so to speak.
>>144583832
He's a lanky asshole, much like Gwyndolin.
Hey guys, I'm playing DS1On the PCWith the keyboard and mouseAnd no mods
Reminder to rev up those twinks and crash the Reddit DaS1 event.
>>144583927
Nice
>>144583967
>dsg will never pull as many people as reddit
why do you guys even post here
Top 3 most huggable Dark Souls 3 characters
1 - Firekeeper
2 - Greirat
3 - Yorshka
>>144583670
>No SL 89 Meta used to invade+duel and avoid 120 shitters
Ignored.
>>144584112
1.Greirat
2.Orbeck
3.Karla
4.Firekeeper
>>144584118
>implying I'm not sl119 just to shit on people such as you
>>144583967
inb4 most of the sl 1 save edited modders are from /dsg/
Does anyone have more info about this >>144575715? Any screencaps or webms?
Does anyone on PS4 have a spare Eastern Iron Shield lying around?
My character is a LONG way away from Anor Londo.
>>144584118
>literally hiding from the majority of PvP-ready players
>calls them the shitters
>>144583967
>twinking in DaS3
What's the point of rushing end game items on a SL30 with +3 weapons when you can punish everyone on a +3 Raw AS? Not only does it make you a tryhard, it's also very impractical.
>>144581285
get DOWN
it's the enemy gank squad those dark swords could tear a man in half
>>144584357
>he's not/can't be pvp ready before twitch cancer 120
>>144584406
>Post and image clearly say DS1
>>144584415
>damage control
>>144584351
Or Llewellyn.
I'll take either.
>>144584112
1.Firekeeper
2.Irina
3.Yorshka
4.Karla
5. GwyndolinI want to protect all of them
>Brigand Daggers
>Meet base reqs, 11 STR 18DEX
>Sharp Infuse makes it lose damage
>Heavy Infuse makes it lose damage
>Refined Infuse makes it lose damage
>Raw Infuse makes it lose damage
Okay...
>40/40 INT FAI
>Chaos Infuse is shit damage
>Dark Infuse is shit damage
Okay.......
>40/40 STR/DEX
>Refined/Sharp/Heavy etc all still shit damage
Okay.....
>Go back to min requirements, Hollow infuse
>+5 AR
.
...
>7 LCK
What the fuck is this weapon's god damn deal? It's like, to use it effectively, you need to hit base requirements, make it Hollow, but instead level INT/FAI to buff it.
The hell
>>144584317
You're off by a couple of levels bub. https://mpql.net/tools/dark-souls-3/?l=89&w=10
>>144584487
Fuck, my bad.
>Fire Keepers are all women and channel huge amount of humanity
>Manus's Shards are women and sane
>Manus himself was completely batshit
Do women have some kind of resistance to Humanity or something?
>>144584415
Funny how at least half the arguments against the SL 120 meta revolve around "m-muh Reddit" and/or "muh streamers".
That's just contrarian as shit and fucking dumb, if you are going to speak out against it at least give a coherent argument about why it's not the best level range.
>>144584279
>>144584513
Karla isn't huggable.
She's fuggable.
>>144584112
Yoel, Eygon, Yorshka
>>144584524
Hollow is the magical infusion that makes everything better
>>144584118
>he thinks 89 avoids 120
lmfao
>>144584619
It's possible that men have a greater affinity for the Dark than women. Which isn't necessarily a good thing, as it leads to them more often being overtaken by it.
See the Four Kings and Manus.
>get to Nameless King phase in good shame
>cinematic doesn't play
>game hangs on a black screen
g-great
Say that all I wanted to go was level up.
Is it safe to use CE again ?
I just want to Roleplay was a few characters. and cant be assed to farm over 200m souls.
>>144584619
>Soul of the Ash Maiden,
Fire Keeper of Firelink Shrine.
>A Fire Keeper's soul is a draw for humanity,
and held within their bosoms, below just a
thin layer of skin, are swarms of humanity
that writhe and squirm.
Pretty much
>>144584406
The post is talking about DaS1. And to answer your question, because tryharding is fun.
how long until people start bitching about pic related?
>>144584351
>>144584503
I can get you either one, tell me where to meet you and what password.
Would you happen to have an extra Untrue Dark Rink? I'll give you the shields regardless, but if you have an extra ring I could use it.
So what's the difference between Moon Sorcery and Soul Sorcery?
>>144584903
if you mean to be Trump it gets censored as T**** because rump.
>>144584678
No, Karla is perfectly huggable.I want to sit on Karla's lap while she teaches me dark miracles
>>144584524
>Luck: 35
>Faith: 60
>Hollow Brigand Daggers + DMB/Lightning Blade + Sacred Oath via SSS
>Nearly 600 AR fast as fuck twindaggers with immunity dashes with insane DPS
Pretty funny lad. Weapon is underrated.
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>>144584879
>Computer forcefully installs Windows 10 while out for groceries
>Dark Souls 3 crashes every hour now
T-thanks
>>144584619
In Bloodborne women also almost immune to beastshitexcept Amelia.
>progenitor of darkness' name is a portmanteau of man and anus
what did they mean by this
>>144584985
On another character, I think. I'll get if I do.
Could you meet me at Keep Ruins bonfire?
>>144584927
>below just a
>thin layer of skin, are swarms of humanity
>that writhe and squirm.
what the fuck
>>144584996
Moon Sorcery is for FTH faggots.
Soul Sorcery is for INT nerds.
>>144582983
My suggestion is you either learn to love beating gank squads in invasions if your build is good enough or you play another fucking game.
Only pain exists for the guy who wishes to keep gimping oneself until one finally loses. Much better to see just how broken you can get to be able to fight 3v1's and 4v1's with more and more "Summoning another phantom..."
>>144584938
As long as the estoc exists.
>Equip twin weapon
>Lack the strength to use it unless two-handed
>Put one in each hand
>Suddenly strong enough to use it
Good lord.
>love the entire series
>especially love DaS1, it's my favorite game of all time
>consider BB and DaS3 to be just as good
>but still find myself constantly wanting more DaS1 and always feeling unsatisfied that I'll never get it
>>144585124
Anal Sex is the cause of much pain and horror
>>144584938
When it starts beating R1 mashing estoc/darksword faggots and running r1 buffed washing pole shitlords.
But that'll be unlikely, since if that actually turns out as a very effective weapon, or OP if you will, they'll just flock to it. I swear most players don't even try out other builds. They just flock on to the next meta weapon that can land you quick cheap kills.
>>144584645
It's good for dueling but not for plain ol' invading. With the way this game is setup compared to DaS1, SL 120 is nothing but "Quality central" half thanks to how ass most magic is.
>>144585026
you would have had to click their popup and accepted to install 10, they can't do it without your permission but tried to lure people in with confusing prompts while giving no option to select "never".
you literally have to uninstall the update that installs the popup and then block it from future updates.
>try out Farron Greatsword finally
>actually love it
Holy shit mixing up R1s and R2s into L1s is great. The only problem is basic 2HR1/R2s being parryable and the damage being 'a little' too low but otherwise this is the most fun I've had yet using a weapon.
>>144585142
Sure m8
Password?
>>144585149
Irina talks about this in 3, when she talks about one of the major reason she couldn't become a Fire Keeper being her morbid fear of the little creatures that nibble at her in the Dark, aka Humanity.
>>144585372
majin
>>144585348
where do i subscribe to your blog i need more spicy opinions
>>144584756
Refer to
>>144584525
This calculator was built based on FromSoft's invasion description. As long as you aren't in an auto-cov you won't invade quality land.
>>144585348
The L1's are parryable as well, just so you know. It's just that most people don't know the timing.
>>144585278
But I didn't. I always selected "go fuck yourself" or when that option didn't exist anymore, nothing at all
>>144584697
>Eygon
he doesn't want to hug degenerates like you
>shields dont get better stats as you upgrade them
FUCKING WHY?
>>144585459
I agree we should talk about waifus and Lucifer more instead of the actual game.
>>144585473
Oh I knew that but that's fair and balanced imo since they're relatively fast, it's just the R1s and R2s are slow enough to reaction parry without the unparryable status most UGS weapons have when 2handing which is a real pain.
>>144585524
you probably got tricked m8, they can't install without you doing some clicking.
I did too early on after they removed the option but realized my mistake and undid it.
>>144585473
Most people don't know the timing to parry anything, they just mash L1 with a cestus and it works because they have no startup, no recovery and a decade of active frames.
Are there anysex actsKarla won't do?
>>144584619
>witch of izalith couldn't handle her flame
>less controllable, chaotic pyromancies are taught by women
>everyone else who had a lord soul got fucked by different ways, Gwyn only hollowing after burning for years
We're into something here.
can i cancel the animation of sunlight spear ?
>>144585534
>>144585534
implying he has a choice
>>144585724
any of them with a loser like you
>>144585639
Infusions like blessed/simple etc get a faster tick rate with upgrade though
>>144585771
>chaos scales with humanity
>>144584938
I have a 80 SL build, but seems raw is the best infusion for it somehow. Is there any trick to the scaling?I still think bandit's and harpe and cooler to play with but I wanted to see what it was all about.
>>144585831
But all of the shields for fashion are shit....
>Pyro build, 40/40 Int/Fai
>Decide to try out Izalith Staff and some dork magic, why not
>Deep Soul uses no fucking mana, homes in and does like 200 damage
>Pursuers or whatever it's called now does a -zillion damage
>Realise I can still have pyros equipped because why not
>Dark pursuer orbs + fire surge cancer
Now THIS is shittery
>>144585771
Chaos is different from the Dark though.
And most primal pyromancies seem to be OK to be taught by any gender. It's only the pyromancies that Quelana herself invented that traditionally are taught by women, at least in the Great Swamp. Many of which aren't even Chaos pyromancies.
>>144585793
someone ?
>>144585831
>>144585002
>asking Karla to read you Miracles
Oh... oh Anon.
How could you?
>Untended graves are physically connected to the world you adventure in
>Firelink Shrine is not
When will the 'UG = The Past' meme die? Clearly UG is the Firelink of the world you're in, some other party/force has set it up so you're basically pillaging a parallel dimension to save your own.
Can we also talk about how King of Want seems to imply Drangelic is canon but the events of DS2 aren't?
>>144583502
Keep resetting until you get the Demon's Greathammer, get 60 Strength and smack shit UP.
All you'll ever need is the 60 STR, some health, some stamina and poise.
That thing can one-shot many normal enemies, especially when armored, will pancake any human enemies and can take a good 15-25% off a boss' HP.
It also has a very long range and is pretty good in PvP with some training, if you want to go for that, since the pancaking also applies to other players, making some AMAZING roll-catches possible.
>>144586138
No s******ing should she err
>>144586159
Maybe that's where Firelink really is in the world you're in, and the space you're in is Ludeths illusion.
Or something. The other other dark firelink where everything is complete shit makes my head hurt.
>>144586159
Lothric Castle isnt physically linked to the rest
DaS2 a shit
>>144586085
>he thinks dark magic is good
bruh
can i have some delusion i want to have fun again
>>144586159
Explain the handmaid recognizing you when you talk to her first at UG then. Is she an extradimensional creature? Is sheManus/Aldia/Solaire?
>>144584619
Anon, we all know that women are not and never were humans anyway.
Just like everyfujo.
>>144586259
How other npcs can teleport to Ludeths illusion?
>>144586310
She'sGwynevere
>>144586138
I don't get why she's so upset about it.
I mean, the people who use Dark Miracles and the people who use Holy Miracles are extremely different (except the player, who can apparently use both because lol why not). Hell, I'm sure there's Dark Cults that would worship Karla, if she really is a Child of Manus.
Not that it really matters. Either Karla gets a little upset, or Irina literally goes insane from humanity eating her alive from the inside out.
>>144586361
I have no idea. The ones you free might get connected to it somehow because of you, while others that were there crawled out of their graves before you.
>>144586191
I'll add onto that
You'll get more petrified somethings as you keep going, so keep depositing them. If you land a second one, then you have the option of going for the ultimate fun build of powerstancing both of them(requires 75 strength). Pretty much nothing withstands a hit from that build, and you'll be one-shotting many players who don't see it coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8LRRPqVjE&feature=youtu.be&t=79
This was so satisfying. Even if it's a legit tactic, sniping from afar irritates me.
need help with OCELOOOT
PS4 drop your sign near the fag wall password dsg
please ?
>>144586259
>Firelink Shrine
>Untended Graves
>Dark Firelink Shrine
If only sweet shalquoir were around to explain this to us.
>>144586578
1 sec j-nigz.
>>144586361
Notice how they almost all solemnly pledge to you at one point or another and then the teleport animation is basically the same as casting homeward or using a bone
>>144586578
Sure. I am on my way
>>144585007
>Sacred Oath via SSS
i hope you arent using SSS in pvp because it gives you single digit more damage and single digit less damage taken
>>144586615
>all this shitty fanservice
>no talking kitty
>>144586576
>60fps
>PS4
JAPS CAN ENCODE
>>144586361
Several NPC's are explicitly from AU's.
Take Sirris. She kills Hodrick, even after he's died in your universe from the Tree falling on him. Lothric does strange things to time and space.
What's the typical SL/weapon upgrade for characters setting foot in Aldritch's Playground fresh after beating Pontiff?
>>144586310
>Explain the handmaid recognizing you when you talk to her first at UG then
But she doesn't.
She's like:
>The fuck are you doing here faggot better not get cheeky shit's weird right now
>>144586259
>Ludeths illusion
Ludleth literally linked the fire, there's no illusion, he just bought everybody some time.
>>144586159
Kiln of the First Flame is the world where everything went through "normally", leading to only the Soul of Cinder remaining.
UG is 'this world's' Firelink Shrine, the one where all the lords are still alive.
Firelink Shrine as we know it is the version of the Shrine where none of the Lords are left alive and the flame was not properly linked either, like in the Kiln dimension.
Or something. Time is convoluted, fuck explanations.
>>144586709
>>144586615
The fucking porn of her on paheal is extremely good but I feel like a bad person...
>>144586615
I reached Dark Firelink shortly after doing untended graves and unironically did the collapse gesture after getting outside.
Time is to convoluted, I can't handle this time traveling bullshit.
>>144586758
I've heard something about talking to her on UG and then Firelink and she says something to that effect.
I dunno, she didn't say shit in my game.
>>144586575
I dumped all my somethings on my run very late game, just to get another THREE fucking DGHs.
I was pissed.
>>144586768
there's dark firelink afterwards, which is what calls everything into question. Maybe his world is "real" in some universe, but not in others.
why is sulyvahn so fucking great holy shit
>>144585192
from has stated they were interested in remastering dark souls 1, but would do it after 3
>>144586719
>Meet and talk to Hodrick
>Kill Hodrick phantom
>He's dead in the Pit of Hollows
>Can summon him later
>Can invade him later with Sirris
what's going on here
>>144586503
>Either Karla gets a little upset, or Irina literally goes insane from humanity eating her alive from the inside out
I was so glad I spoiled myself and didn't buy any dark miracles from Irina despite giving her a tome. It's sad enough that she just sits completely alone in a corner if you don't happen to visit her, she doesn't need to be traumatized
>>144586784
>Ludleth willed himself Cinder
>this created enough a pocket dimension where the Lords were still alive
>you kill them and use their cinders to light the First Flame of the 'real' world
>It doesn't matter, because the flame is so far gone that the best it can do is create a limbo for a little
Kinda depressing to be honest.
>>144586503
>Karla having a cult worshipping and tending to her while she's also loyal to you as her savior
Hot as fuck, much better than lord of hollows with that shitty wife and you can even go forbidden love if that's your thing.
>60 FAI
>Molests King of the Storm with 3 SLS
What? This makes no sense. How can you be king of the storm and be weak to lightning?
Does NK wear some sort of Lightning condom to weaken his thrust into KoS' ass?
>>144586503
>Either Karla gets a little upset, or Irina literally goes insane from humanity eating her alive from the inside out.
I didn't think about that the first time, despite the fact that Irina clearly resisted the idea of reading the Dark Miracles.
Eygon was not happy.
He had made himself very clear.
>>144586962
He'sa big guy.
>>144587030
Hodrickception
>>144586962
Because he chose the rarest of all builds.
INT/STR.
>>144587030
Different worlds. It's not always the same Hodrick.
>>144584938
You post this every thread
Almost like you want people to catch on
>>144587057
basically no matter what everything is shit somewhere so pick your poison
>>1445870975 me
>>144586658
>>144586665
thanks guys
that legion etiquette at the end tho , haha
>>144586719
It was always the case, like with how you can summon Tarkus long after he died. Ultimately it's just a gameplay thing and "time is convoluted" is some weak way of explaining it away, but I guess it works well enough to think of every potential Chosen Undead existing in their own timestream that occasionally crosses with yours aided by Soapstones and Firelink Shrine existing as a crossing point between them all. Like with how you can help Anri kill Aldrich but then he's still alive in your timeline.
>>144587030
Different timelines/universes.
>can summon Knight Slayer Tsorig to help you fight Knight Slayer Tsorig
>Tsorig kills Tsorig
>My Thanks!
>>144586361
>>144586719
>>144587030
I try not to think too much about how the whole phantom/other people's worlds work on a technical level. It was clearly just meant to explain online functionality but if you start wondering how it all works in canon this shit just doesn't make sense.
>>144587197
>Different worlds. It's not always the same Hodrick.
But you meet Sirris physically.
How does she summon you into her world when you are in the same world. If you aren't in the same world then how does she know to summon you.
???
>>144587254
I hate the emote with a burning fucking passion.
Good fight, so I'll let it slide.
>>144587030
Phantoms are never the physical person, like Chester in 1.
Which is why they drop but a fraction of their power in souls. What is odd is them leaving a bloodstain, which only makes sense from a balance perspective now.
>>144586503
What's so weird about the player using both Dark and Light miracles?
>>144587078
"King of the Storm" is an invention of the english localizers.
In the japanese version of the game, both forms of the boss are simply called "Nameless King"
The english localizers took it upon themselves to rename the first phase of the boss by inventing a completely original, non-canon name for the Nameless King's mount.
>>144587330
You see sirris in firelink only
In the Profaned Capital, what are the statues of people putting up the pillars? I ask because they don't look like any other pillars, and I thought they were cannons or something at first.
Also, DLC pls explain more of the Profaned Capital.
>>144587056
It would be cool, if irina could completely replace Firekeeper
>give Firekeeper eyes
>she said "fuck you, I`m fire KEEPER and I don`t want betray little lord Ludleth"
>bonus points for personality traits
>Irina now your main firekeeper and she isn`t useless
>>144587397
If that's true, then it was a nice touch.
>>144587362
Then why do some NPC signs disappear when you kill them?
>>144587274
The way I see it, the Dark Souls universe is basically like some anime bullcrap where you play the MC, except that every supporting character also has his own separate show where they are the MC with regular special crossover episodes happening for special occasions, e.g. bosses.
In effect, that means that every Phantom you summon is the NPC from a world where THEY are the MC.
>>144587397
WOW
So does this mean all lore discussions are rendered irrelevant due to false facts from fanfictions?
>>144587397
>>144587454
maybe he's king of windy storms and not lightning storms
if only we had wind magic to test this out
>>144587330
this also work with every other npc, like Anri or Solaire for example.
On the other hand, Siegward physically enters the fight with the same Yhorm as you, not as a phantom.
>>144587547
ya see lore is convoluted
Any friends on ps4 have an Anri's sword they don't need? Missed it on my luck build as I didn't want it at the time!
>>144587330
You meet Sirris physically in Firelink Shrine, which is clearly not in the normal ruleset of time and space.
You also meet Solaire physically in 1, and he flat out tells you that he's probably from a different time and place, and there's no telling when your worlds will meet again.
>>144587379
FTH implies the you have a certain degree of belief in the miracles you're using.
Having belief in both Dark and Light miracles should be impossible, since they talk about basically the exact opposite.
>>144587623
Fuckin 'ell, I'm busy today.
Where?
Pass is;
dsg
>>144587548
>it's a separate show where they are the MC with regular special crossover episode
Quick question. I'm going for the Lord of Hollows ending, and I have everything required for it save for defeating the final boss. Is there any content that, if I do complete, would keep me out of this ending, or am I guaranteed the ending I want if I just make it to the final boss andtouch the fire.
>>144587623
I have one I can spare. Do you want it upgraded or no?
>>144583927
That was my first das 1 playthrough it's really fun but a shield is required. You'll have a great time.
>>144587441
I wish she at least had some lines after becoming another Firekeeper. It just happens without any explanation. Suddenly she is like "yo, ill now move to that tower full of dead bodies".
How did she even know how to get there.
When is it too late to get the key from Leonhardt to go get the red eye orb?
I kept going back to Firelink and the faggot was never there. I kept checking after every boss but I never found him.
>>144587623
Ignore>>144587703
Listen to>>144587710
On a side note tho, either of you have a spare Untrue Dark?
Killed Yuria before buying it on accident.
>>144587704
I mean that in the same niche as a Doctor Who episode where one of the previous actors has a cameo appearance as the incarnation they played back in the day.
Those also happen surprisingly often but aren't always super special key episodes either.
>>144587828
You have to have a tongue in your inventory.
MAYBE never have given one to Rosario.
>>144587078
I dunno man.
Gwyn was carrying around a flaming sword yet he has weak to fire.
What do you think
>>144587828
Have you been to the cliff underside bonfire in settlement?
>>144587707
You should be fine if you did everything and don't piss off Yuria on the last stretch.
>>144587932
Because he had been burning for fucking hundreds or thousands of years
>>144587440
for some reason i thought they were weapons at first as well, against the gargoyles, but that makes no sense i guess. i have no other ideas of what they are
>>144587078
The King of the Storm is a Dragon.
He's weak to Lightning because all Dragons are.
>>144587548
>that one episode where Lautrec teams up with that other sorcerer and fighter and they try to take on that elite knight asshole
I can't belive they spent so long setting that battle up only to kill them off.
OFFICIAL POLL
Most Fucked Up enemies:
> human skin blobs
> the weird dragon/human fetus things in the dungeon
> the god damn woman spider crabs
>>144587397
>>144587454
>>144587556
>>144587567
>Localizers just renaming a boss and making their own lore
This is one of the reasons why the lore is in this game is fucking garbage. Shit is called differently
Hey dorks, aside from the warden twinblades and the dark sword, are there any other weapons that make pvp trivially easy? Or any broken tactics i should watch out for? Thanks.
>>144588078
I remember one anon wanted to fug a spider-women-crab.
>>144588049
>The King of the Storm is a Drake.
FTFY
>>144587078
>>144587932
Guys, it should be obvious that they both just wear Clutch Rings.
Jeez, use your head a little.
>>144588014
the whole issue is that sir gwyn can't burn anymore yet he's weak to fucking fire?
who invents this shit
>>144588084
any straight sword basically. rapiers, especially estoc. caestus is very good at hitting parries, but a partial parry on a caestus will leave the person with zero stamina
>>144588084
>Hey dorks
fuck you!
>>144588078
those plus
>pregnant dog
>puppers with human skulls for faces
>leech zombies
>>144588078
The guys whose head is a hand in the capital. What's the explanation on them?
>>144587707
Once you've rammed your sword into Anri's quivering flesh, there's nothing you can do short of curing the Darksign to stop it.
I don't think even killing Yuria stops it. Maybe you can summon the Firekeeper for the End of Fire ending? But you definitely can't get the Link the Fire ending.
>>144588161
Thanks man, I can sleep today.
>>144588289
Curse the were afflicted with for jacking off in church.
>>144588078
>human skin blobs
what?
>>144588289
>What's the explanation on them?
they are bulking to make profaned gains
>>144588078
Fucking sewer centipedes.
Shit's fucked up.
>>144585086
So it's usually best to start as deprived in DS2 unless you're building something like a paladin in which case cleric is better? Am I understanding this right?
What weapon should I use for my next character? No need for them to be particularly strong, just looking for something fun.
Straight Swords need not apply.
Ich will einen drachen schwester zu ficken
>>144587548
I think you are summoning other people's Sirrises and Anris tho
They are not the MC of any shows. Other players are. The once you physically meet, those are the ones that belong to your world.
The ones you summon don't.
>>144588228
Ah, thanks. I'd forgotten about the estoc.
>>144588257
I meant it as a term of affection, i love dsg.
>>144588436
no bullying!!!!
>>144588468
If you're going to level infinitely or go for Mundane sure, otherwise Bandit is the best class in 2 for 90% of builds.
>>144588084
Weapons with weapon arts that connect with it's normal attacks like Black Knight Glave, Executioner GS, and sellsword twinblades.
>>144588436
>>144588482
Ich will eine Drachenschwester ficken*
Mein Freund
>>144588436
I'd still hit it.
>>144588523
why bandit?
>>144588436
my waifu
>>144588084
richard's rapier
fuck that broken ass weapon skill
>>144585724
yes, ones with misinformed lorelord alva
>>144588156
Drakes are a subspecies of dragon.
Your complaint is like me saying 'Y is a lizard, it has scales' and then you saying' '>Y is a Chameleon FTFY'
It's asinine. Particularly as since the Stormdrake is absolutely ancient, and probably as near to an everlasting dragon as a Drake can be.
>>144588482
Ich auch Bruder.
Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut...
>>144588583
danke
>>144588596
Because it has the best starting stat optimization for melee and faith builds. Otherwise you'll want Sorcerer for INT or Deprived for Mundane.
>>144587440
>statues have look like noble Grecian heroes or whatever
>nothing else in the Capitol has this aesthetic
shit game with shit lore
>>144588645
But it's so easy to parry. It does the pose for a good few seconds so you can easily tell.
>>144588737
thank you kindly, bandit it is
>>144588650
edgy
and alva would just come back from the bonfire anyway since he has to be undead to have lived this long
>>144588289
They kind of look like mutated das2 ogres.
>>144588273
I always feel bad killing the pregnant dog, but if you try to run away without hitting them they just chase you and fall off the cliff.
>>144588565
>>144588645
Thanks!
>>144588650
Soooooooo, she didn't like Alva or something?
>>144588684
He's just an attention whore.
>>144588650
>see karla inside the cell
>she doesn't do shit
>go on huge roundabout through the profaned capital to find key
>open cell door
>she teleports anyway
the fuck
is she stupid
>>144586897
if you don't talk to her at firelink, and then talk to her in untended graves, when you DO talk to her in firelink she hesitates a bit before going back to her original dialogue.
However, considering how much of a weird character she is, I don't think she recognises you. I think she just feels something a bit weird, but disregards it.
The dialogues on fextra iirc
>>144588482
stop posting here nk no one thinks you're cool
>invading, Anor Londo
>come upon a seeded world
>no biggie, I'll help out the host by killing Silver Knights
>due to what was likely connection issues, many attacks showed numbers but did no damage
>kept locking on to a dead Silver Knight's body
>hold me I'm scared
>come upon host and his phantom buddy gank squad
>oh no
>right away and curl up
>they gesture at me for a while, then leave me alone
>invaded by Aldrich Faithful
>help them kill him
>help the gank squad til the host dies
>invade them again
>rude as fuck blue won't stop swinging at me while I try to wave at them
>host sends him away
>these guys are bros, awesome
>have good time ganking with them, get shit for souls but who gives a fuck
>we all kill ourselves together to end the session
Fun times
>>144588650
>>144588498
>The once you physically meet, those are the ones that belong to your world.
>The ones you summon don't.
No because the ones you physically meet reference you summoning them afterwards.
>>144587078
>into KoS' ass
>KoS
>Kos
AHHHHHH
>>144588684
Dragons in Souls are giant look at the dead faggot
on the mountain at the end of the path of the dragon
in short kys you ignorant pleb
>>144588583
>>144588482
>>144588724
>The dragonfags are german.
I knew it! Germans have the worst fetishes.
>>144588915That was a damn good doujin.
>>144588468
No, start as the character with 9 vit. Knight, I think it was.
>>144588684
No, Drakes and Dragons are related but they are not the same.
It would be like saying Lions are a subspecies of Tiger.
>>144588837
Anon please, clearly the only reason she can teleport when you see her is because you give her a homeward bone.
>tfw can force invaders to watch my wedding
This is amazing.
>>144588915
fuckin dying
>>144589028
Woah my friend, all i did was to correct his grammar because im a grammar nazi and i'd like to help out people.
You're a meanie
>>144588915
>these tags
ew
>>144588915
>>144589028
I took VERY basic German and I can only count, and say I can't speak German. It's to harsh of a language for me.
I'd rather learn a language that rolls of the tongue, like Russian or an Asian language.
>>144588468
If you plan to switch builds around a lot, yeah.
If you already have a clear vision of what EXACTLY you are going to play, you can probably save yourself some time by starting with a different class.
>>144588498
The reason I think differently is that you are being summoned by Anri into a world of hers where she's the one to slay Aldrich. I see that as the same deal as you being summoned by another player. You are still your own "main character" from your world and do some incredible shit there but are merely a helping ghost in another while summoned while your physical body in that player's world is still just a rotting, dead corpse in the ground because he was the one rising as the unkindled one.
Now, I'm not saying that the Anri you get summoned to is her world's Unkindled One or anything, but that the dimension you get summoned into is one where Anri achieved much more and is a lot more powerful than the one in your home world, being able to summon other powerful souls from distant worlds and possibly not even having an Unkindled One alive in her universe.
TL;DR I think that every player character and NPC exists in every single world with each one having a world of themselves, in which they are a powerful, unique soul of some sort while all the rest are just regular humans/undead/corpses.
>>144589039
>>144589039
>Okay guys I know I'm probably most likely not to get a serious response, but I've been meaning to get into Dark Souls for a while now.
>
>Which one do I start with?
Start with Dark Souls 2. It is the worst in the series. So by starting with it, you should be able to get the most enjoyment out of it it because the other games won't be skewing your expectations. From there on, it will only get better.
>been gone for weeks
>start DS3 on PC
>get actually summoned as blue
what happened?
>>144589197
I want the same doujin about Eygon and Irina.
>>144589185
problem anon?
>>144589280
You got fuckin lucky.
>>144589280
They fixed it with server maintenances
>NPCs can lay down signs requesting cooperation
>players cannot
Squandered opportunity tbqh
>>144589280
they've released two patches claiming to fix it
I'm not getting much more luck than usual though.
>>144589342
The way he gets back at them makes up for the fact he was a fucking cuck.
>>144589280
>getting cop duty
hahahahahahahahathis was from idling for almost 6 hours
>>144589148
>dragonfags have bad grammar
I don't speak german, what did he get wrong?
>>144589280
It's not that I don't get the harpy thing, but why only now?
We've had three games with crows before this, but none of them had much fanart in harpy form.
