>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>The Oversheet
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>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/gH4rgTw1
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
Last Thread: >>144562687
Post an imgur album of the Mercy lactating picturesplease
mfw the entire enemy team quits before handing out their upbotes
How do I get good with Mercy? I've been using Lucio to keep everyone topped up, but I'm willing to bet Mercy has something I'm missing (besides the Rez)
>>144570772
fucking nerf widowmaker and mccree already holy shit
>clone tf2
>remove scramble teams vote
>remove team selection option
>remove client refresh rate
>remove server hosting
>add price tag
Is it really this easy to make videogames?
>>144571004
>mfw no one ever upvotes me because i play symmetra
How do I get good with Mercy? Always feel like I'm doing the right thing and I like playing as her but my win rate is abysmal.
>>144571246
instead of "add price tag" you could have said "remove brazilians"
>>144571246
>He still can't buy overwatch
>>144570772
Finally got gud with Genji and landed myself a Play of the Game.
Rate my highlight /owg/:
Version 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVMUmyVJqT4
Version 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzDb1iC42g
Is Bastion really overpowered or is this a meme game? I usually have no problems killing him. I usually either blow him up with Junkrat or run around in circles and shoot him up close, I even got a kill with D.VA out of her mech
This game was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it a lot before I started caring for stats and opening Master Overwatch daily. Now I get mad whenever anyone picks a suboptimal hero.
I want the fun back.
>try reaper out
>enemy team ignores me and lets me teleport over to that little area to the left of the spawn point
Why? I didn't even have to turn into a big gay ghost at any point.
>>144571525
Its mostly just random people in pubs trying to rush a point and getting mowed down by him
how are you supposed to play tracer? she feels really squishy and weak but i feel as though i'm missing something about her
also post potg's
*misses flashbang*
Right click!
Roll!
Right click!
>This one is on the house
>>144571437
Most honorable win/10
Is anyone else having connection issues on Xbone?
>>144564445
>>144568272
I realised something recently
There's really no need for a stealth class in Overwatch, not because of broken mechanics but just because there's actually a call for just picking characters and being stealthy with them.
If you sprint from cover to cover with S76 and sneak through buildings into the enemy backline with him you can fuck up the entire team with Tactical Visor then fade back into cover before anyone noticed what you did
If you made an actual stealth class the only thing I'd suggest you actually want is a passive that made you lose yourfootstepsandglowing red outline
>I've got BIG BUNS for you
What did he mean by this?
EVERY THREAD UNTIL IT IS PASTEBINNED
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>144571635
>>144571525
>I usually have no problems killing him. I usually either blow him up with Junkrat or run around in circles and shoot him up close
bastion kills noobs
game is mostly noobs
bastion is op
>>144571624
>get a disproportionate amount of POTGs as Turret Dwarf
>keep the well played spray on him so I can be a huge faggot
Also,
>get a triple kill out of D.va's suit
>use the hello emote
Someone called me a nigger in chat, was tasty as fuck famalam. I instantly report people stupid enough to say nigger in chat even though I don't care.
>>144571624
Just to blink behind people and burst them down
Also is good for being an annoying destrcation to the enemy while your bigger guys come in
Mecha Pharah!
How do I get better at Zenyatta? Or what are some general tactics aside from staying the fuck back?
>>144571740
>a passive that made you lose your footsteps and glowing red outline
That would be pretty cool actually.
Genji players, how long did it take you to get good with everyone's favorite robot weeb?
I hated Roadhog but after a few warm-up games he became one of my favorites. I never touched Winston but after fifteen minutes I was having a blast. Even Zenyatta only took a couple rounds before I felt like I was at least helping. But I'm over an hour deep on Genji and I still feel like I'm barely doing anything and just learning the ropes.
Alright I have 1k coins and three skin options:
Explorer Winston
Yeti Hunter Mei
or Mariachi Reaper
first to roll a 5 decides the skin
>>144571183
Damage boosting. You should try to damage boost someone when everyone's fully healed, or when you're sure they're not in potential danger and don't need pre-healing. It's good for widows and any offensive ultimate.
>>144571624
Continue playing her until you start pushing the limits and wait for time travel until the last milliseconds of your last HPs. And for god sake, stop aiming at peoples feet.
>>144571961
>Winston
>Mei
>Reaper
Why do you have such shit taste in classes? Get Jester for Junkrat.
>>144571961
Mariachi
>>144571961
Yeti Hunter.
>>144571921
>lose footsteps
hello nice to meet my name is crouch walk
>>144572082
>claims i have shit taste
>in the same breath claims jester junkrat is a good skin
>>144571947
Genji is really mechanics intensive so it might not be the right pick for you. Just like Widow isnt if you arent good at aiming. Some things are down to skill and talent.
>>144571795
>pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Clearly best girl
>>144571961
explorer winston
>>144572175
It's not like I'm not enjoying it, deflect kills and chaining swift strike are fun as hell. I just feel like I'm missing a lot of opportunities to deflect and I know I've missed a lot of SS opportunities.
His ult gives me a lot of trouble too.
>>144572275
it is decided
>hanamura
>pick reinhardt
>instantly shift charge point A
>it works
GLORIOUS COMBAT
WOATHER-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BREEP 100
>>144571913
Throw Discord orb on squishies to fucking eradicate them with any damage whatsoever
Harmony on priority critical health players and then just throw it on someone offensive until you need it again
Stand back, throw billiard balls at people far away from you, and watch the eliminations roll in
Save your ult for if your team is getting fucked up or if they pull off a sick Graviton Surge/Dragon combo, pop it and float your way in to literally cuck them out of the PotG
>>144570772
anyone having problems with the game connecting them to the wrong region? i'm east coast US but whenever i play alone the game matches me to west coast US giving me 100+ ping which leads to plenty of kills around walls. the only time i get matched to east coast is when i'm playing with multiple friends from the east coast.
>Can barely scrape past 10 fps on my shit laptop
>Play on friends desktop
> constant 60+ fps
>Everything so smooth
>can play all the heroes I couldn't play lagging like Tracer Reaper and Genji
>Most fun I've had ever playing this game
I wish I wasn't so poor, I want to play this game at a decent fps so bad
anyone have that reaper name collage?
>>144571246
>clone tf2
you're talking as if the character design of overwatch isn't 11/10
>I play Genji
>my teammates do not even exist to the other team
>I'm in infrared at all times
>shurikens have been replaced prior to the match with harmless green nachos as a prank
>enemy plays Genji
>unkillable speedhacking god robot
Rad
>>144572354
This
Also learn to lead the shots and land headshots and you can drop some squishier classes without even putting Discord on them.
>tfw cocky Hanzo fires ult and emotes close enough that we can see him
>Pop ult and laugh as he gets shit on and rages in chat
>>144572131
You know you can still hear them right?
>>144572479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s
>be the only one going for the point as a REINHARDT
>either keep shielding them and do nothing or suicide and go for the point and hopefully they follow
>useless Widow does nothing while two reapers fail to kill a turret every single time
>Don't even get a commendation when my card comes up
I fucking hate this game
>This general is so good that it has to have 2 threads going at the same time.and they have an equal number of posts. People LITERALLY don't know what thread to post in.
>>144572479
i wouldn't say 11/10, i feel like if you're gonna make that many characters out of stereotypes you should at least play it for jokes like tf2 did.
>>144572319
>charge in
>entire enemy team comes after you
>hold them for half a minute before getting killed
>respawn and your dipshit team is still dicking around at the gate
>>144572754
Reinhardt is pain. Got one game tonight where I had gold elims and damage as him as our hanzo and widow never hit anything. Another I got a solo quadkill and my team failed to ever follow me or kill anyone going for me. I sometimes wonder why I still bother tanking.
tracer = best waifu and best class
prove me wrong
>>144572976
Free Pig is such an OP spray
Is there a way to have the game launch in Full Screen instead of windowed all the time?
>>144572630
>Roadhog hooks you with his bullshit and disassembles your robotic ass
>Respawn, he's in your front line
>Discord and make fucking Pulled Pork out of him with billiard balls solo
UNF
>>144573013
I auto locked her for ten games just because and it wasn't terrible.
She's pretty simple.
>blink around and shoot
>if in trouble hit E
>when you get pulse bomb wait for E then blink in and hit E
>???
>profit
>>144572976
>>144573169
>getting a constant stream of headshots and deleting any 200 hp hero from existence
so fucking good
>>144572947
>kill most of the enemy team as hanzo
>get killed by the last 2
>friendly team nowhere to be found and all the enemies re spawn by the time they get to the point
>friendly team gets wiped
>kill most of enemy team as hanzo
>friendly team nowhere to be found and mercy revives entire enemy team
>get my shit pushed in
>lucio saving his ult the entire round and then using it on himself at the last minute
>the lucio is your friend and you can't yell at him or he'll get butthurt
>>144571624
pray the 20 ticks line up in your favor
>>144572739
should we link to the animated shorts and comics? dunno what you're doing here
>>144573286
>*TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING*
sorta wish you could modify the hitsound...
that was one thing tf2 did decent, letting you fuck with the HUD and hitsound
I miss my quake hitsound
>junker D.Va's midriff
unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf
>>144573369
that webm proves nothing, why have you even recorded it?
>>144573369
i hope you don't actually think that's an example of bad tick rate
>>144573382
he's saying that's what actually decent character design is, overwatches character don't compare to tf2's. you could say it's cause they have twice as many but you can't claim overwatches heros are better in any way.
>>144573442
There just needs to be the ability to put your own music in
>tfw can't blast It Ain't Me as 76
>can't blast Kyuss as Roadhog
>can't blast Burzum as Reinhardt and Zarya
>>144573639
>>tfw can't blast It Ain't Me as 76
this would be something special
>>144572976
>>144573549
>>144572479
i love overwatch's designs but they are pretty generic compared to tf2. the design process is basically "lets take an archtype (cowboy, gorilla, angel) and make it futuristic"
>>144573382
tf2 has more i promise you. and theyre actually enjoyable. not that pixar clone shit
>>144573726
That skin would be so good if it wasn't for shit-tier haircut and the goggles
>>144573726
>>144573782
again, dunno what you're doing here if you don't enjoy it
>>144571246
>add price tag
You must be underage...
TF2 had a retail price tag before it was a hat simulator.. Don't you have a science project to work on Timmy?
Tracer a cute.
>>144573752
>pretty generic
>tf2 is all male characters
>>144571437
pretty average desu
Post winston potgs
What's the best reaper name you've seen?
I've seen shadowrichard
shadowx
murderofcrows
bighoss
daniel02
>>144574039
>>144574060
>playing females
>>>/r9k/
>>144571246
>clone TF2
>get dead game
>audience is purely children that only play F2P shit
No, that doesn't seem to be the process here at all.
Good tracers make reaper's look completely shit by comparison
Not sure why you'd take reaper over tracer when they're of equal skill
>>144573752
>the designs in tf2 aren't archetypes
>>144574165
It's only as strange as you playing a man.
>>144573752
>"lets take an archetype (gorilla)"
>>144573382
>comparing Overwatch's shitty writing anc characterization with TF2s
Are you retarded or do you really not get that Overwatch's writing is shit?
>>144572082
so much faggotry in one post
kys trashmouse player
>>144570772
>Half of the team speaking gibberish or mexinigger
I starting to fucking hate this matchmaking queue
>>144573132
i dont want this shit lost
>>144574228
I skip tracer a lot of times because its fucking tedious to harass 24/7 and being on the edge for 10 minutes straight in games. When I could just play pharah and chill out and still get kills flying around
>>144574039
>tfw want Slipstream Tracer so bad
>but not enough to pay 20 dollars for it since I have great skins for all the other characters in the pack
true suffering
Everyone blames the loss on me when i pick torb on attack
tribes skin for Pharah fuckin when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9Jp3OoMXY
>>144574586
And when it rains on me, I get wet.
>>144571740
i'd like to see a stealth character that isn't *teleports behind u and cuts ur throat* shit actually
maybe a stealth support?
also fuck dude
should i go back and finish mgsv?
>tfw realizing not a single american female in the cast
>dat Devil Mercy
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2383527
>>144574682
Weird fetish but okay
>>144574586
>Playing with 2 friends
>Randoms lock a widow & genji
>Already know its going to be one of THOSE games
>We lock in 2 Torbs and a Bastion
>Proceed to shitstomp the enemy team, with varying gold-bronze medals over the 3 of us
>Our faces when
Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>144573752
>pretty generic compared to tf2
>the game where the biggest differences between the characters are their size and their accents
>the game where the characters are named after their role (Medic, Sniper, Scout, Spy)
>the game where the devs would rather have Demoknight exist than add a tenth class
>>144574693
Not unless you like being disappointed
Female Omnic Tank Hero
Passive - collect scrap
Starts with 200 health and 100 armor. Each killing blow adds 50 max armor and each assist on a kill adds 25 max armor. Armor can only go over 100 by collecting scrap.
Her gun shoots projectiles that have travel time and arc. They hit hard but have a slow rate of fire and a small magazine. So she is good at medium range combat, ok long range if you can arc it right, and poor close up if you miss your shots.
her ultimate is tied into her passive and armor gimmick. She sheds her armor to instantly build a small wall. the wall is big enough to hide Reinherdt, roadhod, or d.va behind, yet not as big as Mei's. The wall is indestructible and lasts 1 second per 10 armor you have when you cast it.
While the wall is up. hero's armor goes down to zero and can not be raised back above 100.
ability 1 - inspire - everyone with in the area of affect, does what they do a little faster, except movement for 5 seconds.
ability 2 - intercept - rush to an ally and take their damage for the next 3 seconds. so long as you stay near them.
>>144574361
>not pictured: Andross, Monkey from Rampage, all the transformations in dragonball
yes, its an archetype
>>144574586
Torb on attack is stealth OP
>>144574716
Winston?
>>144574862
>implying rain softly landing on your naked body is weird
>implying rain acting as lube while you jack off isnt amazing
>implying jizzing right as lightning strikes isnt the most amazing thing ever
>>144574840
Muh dick
>its another joined a game thats half lost episode
what the fugg wtf WTF
>>144574103
i saw a reaper called captainkfc
no that guy but
>>144574060
>character is all about the characters gender
you serious m8?
>>144574303
they play on the fact that they are archetypes like demo being a drunk or how patriotic soldier is, overwatch tries to play it straight and serious while having it's Japanese brothers being from a crime family and being an archer and a ninja respectively
>>144574361
first off i would say genius ape is an archetype, but even if it wasn't does one not being one really erase cases like the robot searching for peace or the previously mentioned japanese brothers?
>>144574945
see the first response and as for
>the game where the devs would rather have Demoknight exist than add a tenth class
they made it pretty clear they wanted their classes to be able to played differently then originally intended by adding new weapons that changed the way the classes played
reaper new meta confirmed
>>144574840
Horrible proportions and anatomy. I can't get off to this garbage.
Mei pisses me off to no end.
I am not claiming the character is overpowered, just fucking incredibly annoying. Killing her is extremely satisfying.
The worst part of this is that I can't get off to any lewd Mei art anymore.
>>144574693
>should i go back and finish mgsv?Definitely not
>maybe a stealth support?
Possibly, belief is that we might see Pharah's mother as some kind of Support Sniper, may even have some stealth aspect.
If you want Tactical Espionage Big Boss action in Overwatch, just pick Punished Morrison and go be sneaky. The only problem being that you have to actually be a good shot when you're done sneaking and can't use cqc takedowns lel
>>144574990
>ten second indestructible wall big enough to hide Reinhardt
>>144572354
>Zarya ults and captures my entire team but me
>casually float into it and pop my ult
>entire team survives as they can't outdamage my heals
>>144574990
hero would suck sorry
>>144575085
IT HAPPENED AGAIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>144573961It's called gameplay you fucking autist. Which TF2 honestly compares to but this is shiny and new.
Do you niggers not realise you're posting in the wrong thread? ffs S M H
>>144571559
>>144571559
>>144571559
>>144575212
What about art of the other girls sexually bullying her for being chubby
>>144574990
>Female Omnic
how tumblr can you be
>>144573752
>there is a character that is an X, therefore X is an archetype
>>144575225
lasts even longer if you have more armor before casting. It is a solid wall though. So it acts like and should be treated like it was already a map doodad.
Meanwhile the hero that casted it, is now very vulnerable.
>>144575356
This was first.
>>144575152
having all your characters of the same gender is by definition generic, yes
>>144575356
the mods will delete oneright? we have dutiful mods who actually care about the board and its community
>its a widowmaker and hanzo on your team episode
>its a gold eliminations on your team as fucking reinheardt episode
>its a gold healing for the first five minutes of the match as 76 when you have a mercy on your team episode
>>144575412
you serious? so the Japanese ninja cyborg isn't one? how about his archer brother and the fact that they are both from a crime family. or maybe the Korean who just happens to be a pro gamer.
>>144575561
char·ac·ter
ˈkerəktər/
noun
1.
the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual.
"running away was not in keeping with her character"
synonyms: personality, nature, disposition, temperament, temper, mentality, makeup; More
2.
a person in a novel, play, or movie.
synonyms: persona, role, part; dramatis personae
"the characters develop throughout the play"
again are you serious? you know we're talking about the first definition, which tf2's character have more between the 9 of them than overwatch has in 21.
>>144575152
>even if it wasn't does one not being one really erase cases like the robot searching for peace or the previously mentioned japanese brothers?
Well I could make the case that "War Robot searching for peace" "Swiss Doctor" "Brazillian dubstep producer" and "Starcraft-playing Korean Mech pilot" aren't particularly archetypal at all and "knight" "cowboy" "cyborg ninja" and "yakuza samurai" are about as far as you get with that claim
But the main point is, who actually cares? Having Archetypes/Stereotypes is on purpose, TF2 did it. What's more archetypal than "Big strong russian" or "Suave european spy"? The only one that really broke any kind of convention was "Black scottish alcoholic" wait fuck that doesn't break any conventions at all, pretend I didn't bring it up
mfw do nothing as torb on attack but i'm having so much fun screaming "molten core" and charging in to die.
>>144575904
now look up the word generic, since you are so skilled with the dictionary
>>144571332
Be selfish. You have to survive more than anyone on the team, especially if your ult is up
>>144575012
>Archetype:Gorilla
>Posts Chinese spirits, monkeys, aliens, and a Brazilian
>>144572165
In all fairness, the jester variant has a slight edge on his scarecrow variant because the scarecrow variant covers his facial expressions. They need to map it to his face more.
>>144575012
i see two gorillas (if king kong even counts)
>>144571437
Consoleturnspeed/10
Really tho that was pretty impressive for a controller
>>144575356
>ffs S M H
Do you realize that you're posting like a nigger?
>there are still people who think you lose win rating from those join -> instantly lose matches
>>144576351
it's ironic memeing desu baka senpai
>>144575930
and like i said in my response they play on the tf2 characters archetypes because the game implements a comedic style, overwatch however is a serious as far as i can tell game(they have jokes between the characters but the shorts have all been serious). and how the hell can you claim war robot searching for peace and korean pro gamer aren't archetypes with a serious face?
>>144576058
so you're just gonna keep pretending that we were talking about how the characters look and not the characteristics they employ?
>>144576439
its not fun.
>>144575245
>tfw they pull an OGONPOGODIEDIEDIE combo perfectly on my entire team but me tonight
>float my ass into it and ruin it utterly with Transcendence
>get the PotG for it and you can see Reaper impotently spinning around next to us
>their faces when
>>144576351
time for you to fuck off back to /pol/ idiot.
how do people justify buying the origins edition?
I dont see how' it's worth the extra money at all
>Finish game
>"Searching for game not enough players"
>Join new game on same map
>DEFEAT
>Play of the game is Torbjorn hitting a turret
>Everyone leaves
>NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS SEARCHING FOR GAME
>Join new game
>Hollywood
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-DEFEAT
>Potg is pharah getting one kill
>>144574039
They really needed to have not given Tracer anything involving laughing or giggling, she looks absolutely retarded doing them.
>>144575067
>rain acting as lube while you jack off isnt amazing
It's fucking awful. Using bodywash or moisturizing handsoap in the shower is good though.
>>144576526
if all characters are the same gender, they are generic. still using the dictionary, or are you having trouble following?
>>144576526
>and how the hell can you claim war robot searching for peace and korean pro gamer aren't archetypes with a serious face
Because I literally cannot give you ten examples of "Reactivated War Robot searching for peace" or "Mecha-piloting Korean Pro-Gamer" in any medium.
Cowboy? I can do that no sweat. Cyborg ninja? No problem. I can think of Gorilla Grodd for "Genius Gorilla on Earth" but that's about it.
Reminder Pharmercy best ship
>>144576690
i can't see paying 20 extra bucks but i got mine off a key site for 45 so it was 5 extra bucks for some skins which i don't mind. most of the replies you'll get will probably just call you poor for not wanting to get rammed in the ass by blizzard though.
>>144575904
most interesting classes in tf2
>suave French master criminal
>mad German doktor
>insane patriot
>drunken sadistic Scotsman
versus
>sadistic wasteland biker/enforcer who goes on worldwide crime spree
>calm robotic monk
>hyper-intelligent nerdy gorilla who turns into roaring raging animal
>Russian powerlifter and part-time roboracist
I don't think it's unreasonable to say Overwatch characters are more interesting
And don't feed me any crap about "hurr tf2 characters more fleshed out" because they've had a nine year headstart and it took us five to get Meet The Pyro
>>144576695
That's why i want community servers from tf2.
>Playing Tracer
>Firing at McCree
>He throws flash bang but the last of my bullets kill him
>"You can shoot while flash banged this character sucks"
>>144576690
these are the same people that spend $20+ on lootboxes to unlock legendary skins and shit.
I remember reading on reddit how someone's wife ended up spending $200 on lootboxes.
some people are fucking insane/addicts.
>>144577072
>Quick match
>3 Tracers on my team
Just kill me
>>144576532
but the thing is you dont fucking lose win rating from such matches
why is everyone so fucking dense
>>144577392
>you dont fucking lose win rating from such matches
prove it
>Traveling to x
>Loading
>just loaded for only one second
>removed for inactivity
ok
>>144577617
git gud faggot bitch lmao
What maps are Torbjorn good on?
I've noticed that some are just completely awful for him while some make him OP as shit.
anyone else feel bad for killing zenyatta players?
i feel like i always put a dent in their self esteem when i do it,because they probably think they're pros for using him.
>>144571606
Everyone forgets it exists.
It'll be our secret.
>>144576806
how can you not get it through your head that we're talking about characteristics and not how the characters look?
>>144576859
that's cause you're expanding the stereotype to make it harder, robot looking for peace and Korean pro gamers are pretty notorious stereotypes. you're being really selective like cyborg ninja okay that's kinda stereotypical but then you throw in that he's japanese and that he is from a yakuza background and it makes it about 10 times more stereotypical.
>>144576978
the thing is unless you really look into the characters backgrounds you wouldnt know that about the characters, i suppose this is because OW has 21 vs tf2's 9 but even then with the in game lines i get that demos a drunk scot but i would never know that junkrat is a biker or that roadhog is his enforcer. even with the shorts however i get that widow is an assassin and that tracer is a good guy but i don't know anything about tracer or widow outside of the fact that they are on opposite sides as opposed to tf2 where the characters actually talk about themselves and who they are.
>>144578021
>that's cause you're expanding the stereotype to make it harder, robot looking for peace and Korean pro gamers are pretty notorious stereotypes. you're being really selective like cyborg ninja okay that's kinda stereotypical but then you throw in that he's japanese and that he is from a yakuza background and it makes it about 10 times more stereotypical.
No, I'm not "expanding the stereotype to make it harder", I'm describing the characters in the game LOL
I've always admitted that "Cyborg Ninja" and "Japanese are all Yakuza" is a stereotype and I don't care, but I'll say again, I can't think of ten games I've played that have featured War Robots looking for peace or Korean pro-gamers
>>144578824
archetypes aren't exclusive to games, in your previous example of grodd you went to comic books, stereotypes are stereotypes doesn't matter where they come from.
>>144578021
because it's a lot easier to convey "drunk Scotsman" versus "biker and enforcer burning a crime spree across the world" via in-game text.
And you learn more about the characters in Overwatch's in-game chat than you do about them in TF2's. Like of course the TF2 characters have a lot less backstory to explain in-game but I still would never have known about Engineer's connection to the Mann brothers whereas I learned that Reyes recruited McCree into Overwatch based off of in-game dialogue alone.
>>144579040
>archetypes aren't exclusive to games, in your previous example of grodd you went to comic books, stereotypes are stereotypes doesn't matter where they come from.
But you've still given literally jack shit examples, absolutely none
McCree is seriously the dumbest shit ever
Whats the point of a hero thats good at EVERYTHING that always sees play on every comp ever regardless of what its doing
Whats the point of implementing several abilities that just award free kills for 0 effort, and then putting them on the same character?
>>144574039
looks like a man
>rest of the team is so crap that I get POTG as Symmetra
Feels good?
>>144575356
This one started first or are you actually retarded?
>>144579515
He's not good at killing people at long distance, his damage falls off and his bullet travel time hurts.
>>144579515
go whine on reddit mccree is fine
>>144576772
>bodywash
if you want your dick to be on fire maybe
>>144575409
>he doesn't want female robots
low test fucking leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRd7Pvh2R78
A Most Excellent Audio-Visual Junkrat & Roadhog Adventure for the illiterate and those too feeble to turn a comicbook page!
Anyone have any guides for genji on how to do the long jump?
I can't seem to get the timing right.
>>144571525
Casual filter like mei
Hes super cut though
>>144579130
he did, with what line? also learning more about their backstories is nice but isn't necessarily as entertaining as the banter between the mercs in tf2 at least in my opinion. there's also the fact that lines aren't as common as they are in tf2, i love tracers death comes when she kills reaper but those are rather rare at least when i play.
>>144579394
koreans playing starcraft religiously is a well know stereotype in gaming and diva just so happens to have played pro starcraft before getting the mech
>>144579862
>his bullet travel time hurts
iirc his gun is hitscan so it's instant
why thread so ded
>>144577796
Considering he has a 61% winrate I'd say most maps.
Some T&A from Team R&JThe 'A' stands for Anchor
>>144580062
not the real thread
>>144580046
His gun is not hitscan.
>>144580025
>koreans playing starcraft religiously is a well know stereotype in gaming
Are you talking about entertainment media or real life here?
I know it's real life, you're running out of steam mate just throw it in and leave it, I'm going to bed now anyway.
Starcraft players is a Korean stereotype, it's not a character archetype. If you can list me ten fictional characters who are Korean starcraft pros, like you could list ten "cowboys" or ten "knights" then I'll take it, but I just don't think you can do it.
>>144580316
yes it is, i've played mccree quite a bit and i don't lead shots at all for headshots i just click on the head
just because it has a bullet trail doesn't mean it's not hitscan, do you even play the guy?
I have to stop playing
The forced 50% is hurting me
>>144580025
Thats a stereotype, not an archetype, you mongo.
An archetype is like D&D warrior, rogue & mage.
Which can then go on to other things like bow shoooty rogue, dedicated sneeki breeki assassin or a skillful duelist, but they all came from, and resemble that original archetype of a rogue.
>>144570772
How do you even fight Mei in Koth?
>want to play Tracer
>somebody already going Tracer
>whatever, 2 Tracers can be fine
>entire autistic team locks in Tracer for the rofls and xds
Boy I sure love not getting to play the game I paid money for
>>144580436
so you're seriously gonna claim that stereotypes that are used in video games can't come from real life? where do you think all Scottish people are drunks or came from?
>>144580840
fine the characters are stereotypes, my bad. point still stands though.
>>144580969
>entire autistic team locks in Tracer
I do this
it's hilarious
>>144579626
The thumbnail made me think she had on a sombrero
>>144580993
>point still stands
no... it doesn't
If I put in an indian who throws shit as a weapon, that's a stereotype but you would be hard pressed to find that type of character design in any other game
>>144581005
Its hilarious once
fucking newfags
>>144581168
so korean pro gamer and robot searching for peace aren't stereotypes?
>>144580476
Yes, and it's not hitscan, I don't know what to tell you.
>>144571795
EVERY THREAD UNTIL IT IS PASTEBINNED
S-Tier
>Lucio
Being young and a DJ has its perks. Lucio is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps his pubes trimmed to a sparse length (jamming all day, doesn't have time to shave). Lucio's butthole is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Reaper
Overwatch's one true DILF shines in the ass department. He has had no children, and being the pure devil of the game he hasn't been penetrated often. His little butt loves attention and he keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above his manhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, tight anus.
>Torbjorn
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful butthole. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Torbjorn's anus envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to his scientific labors, he rarely has time to shave his dick resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Torbjorn's dick has chubby foreskin and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger balls, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy butt.
B-Tier
>Reinhardt
Reinhardt's manhood is a force in the bedroom. His muscular frame persists down to his penis, which throbs heavily and heavenly during orgasm. Reinhardt's dominant passion for riding dick makes his ass powerful. Though his dick was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Reinhardt utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong thrusts, medium sized pierced dick, dark coloration.
>Winston
A pair of light blue balls slap his taint mightly. Winston's exotic African anus is experienced and capable. Winston's taste is akin to blueberries. He is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>144581323
>Archetype : Gorrilla
>>144581669
you're wrong because it is, have a good one
>>144580993
>so you're seriously gonna claim that stereotypes that are used in video games can't come from real life? where do you think all Scottish people are drunks or came from?
No, absolutely not, I'm just saying they're not forming a character archetype like that, are they? Tracer is a spunky english girl with a cockney accent who talks about chip sarnies and says "luv", that's a big stereotype but it's nothing to do with a character archetype like "cowboy"
This debate has never been about stereotypes, the whole thing was "Overwatch overuses character archetypes and this is bad" and the reply is "no it doesn't and nobody cares anyway"
>>144581704
>scientist
Not even a mad scientist.
Just a scientist.
>>144581825
>IS NOT
>IS SO
>Repeat ad infinitum
That being said it isn't. Have a nice night.
>>144572479
its fucking terrible
>>144581825
>>144581669
Literally what evidence do either of you have?
>>144582026
by literally playing the game
>>144581890
>ARCHETYPE
>GORILLA
>>144570772
Is bastion OPPO? He seems to have the highest dps on the game by far. Both highest single target dps and highest aoe damage.
>people can abandon any game
>no uniqueness on heroes
>shitty payload maps
jesus christ blizzard, learned nothing from TF2
>>144580969
You're the one went 2nd tracer like a tard
>>144582207
Only when he's 100% immobile. He has hard counters.
That's like saying Brass Beast Heavy is OP.
>>144582056
I like that that answer could apply to both answers. Good job retard. It could be hitscan or a projectile with an incredibly high travel rate and you couldn't tell the difference.
This game is fucking garbage alone, why has nobody else been playing all day??
>B-BASTION ISN'T OP
>J-JUST GIT GUD DUDE
>>144582605
kill yourself
>Peace Keeper: Each bullet is considered hitscan, meaning there is no travel time. The bullet deals damage instantly.
>A hitscan weapon/ability has no travel time, and will hit a target within the shooter's crosshairs as soon as the weapon/ability fires. Examples include McCree's Peacekeeper and Widowmaker's Widow's Kiss.
>Bullets from McCree's Peacekeeper has no travel time and hits targets instantly.
from three different sites
>>144581182
What is it like hating fun?
>>144580316
His gun is probably hit scan. There's a half second delay for the hit no matter how far away you are. Even if you're right in front of them it's the same delay.
I want Widowmaker to strangle me.
>>144582803
Alright that's fully possible.
JUNKRAT BROS WW@
>>144582796
>hating someone for wanting actual evidence instead of listening and believing
Yeah, nah. Go fuck yourself you SJW
>>144580531
I have a 60% winrate, get good.
Who is the comfiest character?
One that I can play that won't get me salty at the game.
>Set up 6 turrets in the perfect spot
>Random ass grenade ricochets into them, destroying all of them
Why is this allowed
>>144571525
bastion is actually pretty garbage
>>144582842
I want Widowmaker to scold me
>>144582986
play mccree and see for yourself you stupid fucking retard, i'm done arguing with you about FPS mechanics lmao later
>tfw you make the game winning play.
>>144582989
Lucio
Whenever i feel the sodium levels rising, i just go for a wall ride to see how long i can go. Still helping my team so it's okay.
>>144571795
>Milf
>No kids
???
Looking for people to play with.
Kaifre#1970
>>144582803
Whats it like spending all your time trying to make bad threads worse?
>enemy team loses badly
>they all play terribly
>ONE of the enemy team is nominated at the end of match for some inane shit like rocket fired
>they all vote for him
>>144582989
I play trashmouse when I want get comfy. He's a maniac madman australian but it's nice to just grenade some fuckers and trap tracers.
>>144583056
I'm not disagreeing with you you fucking retard. I'm saying "I played the game so I know" isn't fucking evidence. How fucking stupid are you?
>>144583090
>that Torb playing like TF2