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Last Thread: >>144562687
Post an imgur album of the Mercy lactating picturesplease
mfw the entire enemy team quits before handing out their upbotes
How do I get good with Mercy? I've been using Lucio to keep everyone topped up, but I'm willing to bet Mercy has something I'm missing (besides the Rez)
>>144570772
fucking nerf widowmaker and mccree already holy shit
>clone tf2
>remove scramble teams vote
>remove team selection option
>remove client refresh rate
>remove server hosting
>add price tag
Is it really this easy to make videogames?
>>144571004
>mfw no one ever upvotes me because i play symmetra
How do I get good with Mercy? Always feel like I'm doing the right thing and I like playing as her but my win rate is abysmal.
>>144571246
instead of "add price tag" you could have said "remove brazilians"
>>144571246
>He still can't buy overwatch
>>144570772
Finally got gud with Genji and landed myself a Play of the Game.
Rate my highlight /owg/:
Version 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVMUmyVJqT4
Version 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzDb1iC42g
Is Bastion really overpowered or is this a meme game? I usually have no problems killing him. I usually either blow him up with Junkrat or run around in circles and shoot him up close, I even got a kill with D.VA out of her mech
This game was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it a lot before I started caring for stats and opening Master Overwatch daily. Now I get mad whenever anyone picks a suboptimal hero.
I want the fun back.
>try reaper out
>enemy team ignores me and lets me teleport over to that little area to the left of the spawn point
Why? I didn't even have to turn into a big gay ghost at any point.
>>144571525
Its mostly just random people in pubs trying to rush a point and getting mowed down by him
how are you supposed to play tracer? she feels really squishy and weak but i feel as though i'm missing something about her
also post potg's
*misses flashbang*
Right click!
Roll!
Right click!
>This one is on the house
>>144571437
Most honorable win/10
Is anyone else having connection issues on Xbone?
>>144564445
>>144568272
I realised something recently
There's really no need for a stealth class in Overwatch, not because of broken mechanics but just because there's actually a call for just picking characters and being stealthy with them.
If you sprint from cover to cover with S76 and sneak through buildings into the enemy backline with him you can fuck up the entire team with Tactical Visor then fade back into cover before anyone noticed what you did
If you made an actual stealth class the only thing I'd suggest you actually want is a passive that made you lose yourfootstepsandglowing red outline
>I've got BIG BUNS for you
What did he mean by this?
EVERY THREAD UNTIL IT IS PASTEBINNED
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>144571525
>I usually have no problems killing him. I usually either blow him up with Junkrat or run around in circles and shoot him up close
bastion kills noobs
game is mostly noobs
bastion is op
>>144571624
>get a disproportionate amount of POTGs as Turret Dwarf
>keep the well played spray on him so I can be a huge faggot
Also,
>get a triple kill out of D.va's suit
>use the hello emote
Someone called me a nigger in chat, was tasty as fuck famalam. I instantly report people stupid enough to say nigger in chat even though I don't care.
>>144571624
Just to blink behind people and burst them down
Also is good for being an annoying destrcation to the enemy while your bigger guys come in
Mecha Pharah!
How do I get better at Zenyatta? Or what are some general tactics aside from staying the fuck back?
>>144571740
>a passive that made you lose your footsteps and glowing red outline
That would be pretty cool actually.
Genji players, how long did it take you to get good with everyone's favorite robot weeb?
I hated Roadhog but after a few warm-up games he became one of my favorites. I never touched Winston but after fifteen minutes I was having a blast. Even Zenyatta only took a couple rounds before I felt like I was at least helping. But I'm over an hour deep on Genji and I still feel like I'm barely doing anything and just learning the ropes.
Alright I have 1k coins and three skin options:
Explorer Winston
Yeti Hunter Mei
or Mariachi Reaper
first to roll a 5 decides the skin
>>144571183
Damage boosting. You should try to damage boost someone when everyone's fully healed, or when you're sure they're not in potential danger and don't need pre-healing. It's good for widows and any offensive ultimate.
>>144571624
Continue playing her until you start pushing the limits and wait for time travel until the last milliseconds of your last HPs. And for god sake, stop aiming at peoples feet.
>>144571961
>Winston
>Mei
>Reaper
Why do you have such shit taste in classes? Get Jester for Junkrat.
>>144571961
Mariachi
>>144571961
Yeti Hunter.
>>144571921
>lose footsteps
hello nice to meet my name is crouch walk
>>144572082
>claims i have shit taste
>in the same breath claims jester junkrat is a good skin
>>144571947
Genji is really mechanics intensive so it might not be the right pick for you. Just like Widow isnt if you arent good at aiming. Some things are down to skill and talent.
>>144571795
>pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Clearly best girl
>>144571961
explorer winston
>>144572175
It's not like I'm not enjoying it, deflect kills and chaining swift strike are fun as hell. I just feel like I'm missing a lot of opportunities to deflect and I know I've missed a lot of SS opportunities.
His ult gives me a lot of trouble too.
>>144572275
it is decided
>hanamura
>pick reinhardt
>instantly shift charge point A
>it works
GLORIOUS COMBAT
WOATHER-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BREEP 100
>>144571913
Throw Discord orb on squishies to fucking eradicate them with any damage whatsoever
Harmony on priority critical health players and then just throw it on someone offensive until you need it again
Stand back, throw billiard balls at people far away from you, and watch the eliminations roll in
Save your ult for if your team is getting fucked up or if they pull off a sick Graviton Surge/Dragon combo, pop it and float your way in to literally cuck them out of the PotG
>>144570772
anyone having problems with the game connecting them to the wrong region? i'm east coast US but whenever i play alone the game matches me to west coast US giving me 100+ ping which leads to plenty of kills around walls. the only time i get matched to east coast is when i'm playing with multiple friends from the east coast.
>Can barely scrape past 10 fps on my shit laptop
>Play on friends desktop
> constant 60+ fps
>Everything so smooth
>can play all the heroes I couldn't play lagging like Tracer Reaper and Genji
>Most fun I've had ever playing this game
I wish I wasn't so poor, I want to play this game at a decent fps so bad
anyone have that reaper name collage?
>>144571246
>clone tf2
you're talking as if the character design of overwatch isn't 11/10
>I play Genji
>my teammates do not even exist to the other team
>I'm in infrared at all times
>shurikens have been replaced prior to the match with harmless green nachos as a prank
>enemy plays Genji
>unkillable speedhacking god robot
Rad
>>144572354
This
Also learn to lead the shots and land headshots and you can drop some squishier classes without even putting Discord on them.
>tfw cocky Hanzo fires ult and emotes close enough that we can see him
>Pop ult and laugh as he gets shit on and rages in chat
>>144572131
You know you can still hear them right?
>>144572479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s
>be the only one going for the point as a REINHARDT
>either keep shielding them and do nothing or suicide and go for the point and hopefully they follow
>useless Widow does nothing while two reapers fail to kill a turret every single time
>Don't even get a commendation when my card comes up
I fucking hate this game
>This general is so good that it has to have 2 threads going at the same time.and they have an equal number of posts. People LITERALLY don't know what thread to post in.
>>144572479
i wouldn't say 11/10, i feel like if you're gonna make that many characters out of stereotypes you should at least play it for jokes like tf2 did.
>>144572319
>charge in
>entire enemy team comes after you
>hold them for half a minute before getting killed
>respawn and your dipshit team is still dicking around at the gate
>>144572754
Reinhardt is pain. Got one game tonight where I had gold elims and damage as him as our hanzo and widow never hit anything. Another I got a solo quadkill and my team failed to ever follow me or kill anyone going for me. I sometimes wonder why I still bother tanking.
tracer = best waifu and best class
prove me wrong
>>144572976
Free Pig is such an OP spray
Is there a way to have the game launch in Full Screen instead of windowed all the time?
>>144572630
>Roadhog hooks you with his bullshit and disassembles your robotic ass
>Respawn, he's in your front line
>Discord and make fucking Pulled Pork out of him with billiard balls solo
UNF
>>144573013
I auto locked her for ten games just because and it wasn't terrible.
She's pretty simple.
>blink around and shoot
>if in trouble hit E
>when you get pulse bomb wait for E then blink in and hit E
>???
>profit
>>144572976
>>144573169
>getting a constant stream of headshots and deleting any 200 hp hero from existence
so fucking good
>>144572947
>kill most of the enemy team as hanzo
>get killed by the last 2
>friendly team nowhere to be found and all the enemies re spawn by the time they get to the point
>friendly team gets wiped
>kill most of enemy team as hanzo
>friendly team nowhere to be found and mercy revives entire enemy team
>get my shit pushed in
>lucio saving his ult the entire round and then using it on himself at the last minute
>the lucio is your friend and you can't yell at him or he'll get butthurt
>>144571624
pray the 20 ticks line up in your favor
>>144572739
should we link to the animated shorts and comics? dunno what you're doing here
>>144573286
>*TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING**TING*
sorta wish you could modify the hitsound...
that was one thing tf2 did decent, letting you fuck with the HUD and hitsound
I miss my quake hitsound
>junker D.Va's midriff
unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf
>>144573369
that webm proves nothing, why have you even recorded it?
>>144573369
i hope you don't actually think that's an example of bad tick rate
>>144573382
he's saying that's what actually decent character design is, overwatches character don't compare to tf2's. you could say it's cause they have twice as many but you can't claim overwatches heros are better in any way.
>>144573442
There just needs to be the ability to put your own music in
>tfw can't blast It Ain't Me as 76
>can't blast Kyuss as Roadhog
>can't blast Burzum as Reinhardt and Zarya
>>144573639
>>tfw can't blast It Ain't Me as 76
this would be something special
>>144573549
>>144572479
i love overwatch's designs but they are pretty generic compared to tf2. the design process is basically "lets take an archtype (cowboy, gorilla, angel) and make it futuristic"
>>144573382
tf2 has more i promise you. and theyre actually enjoyable. not that pixar clone shit
>>144573726
That skin would be so good if it wasn't for shit-tier haircut and the goggles
>>144573782
again, dunno what you're doing here if you don't enjoy it
>>144571246
>add price tag
You must be underage...
TF2 had a retail price tag before it was a hat simulator.. Don't you have a science project to work on Timmy?
Tracer a cute.
>>144573752
>pretty generic
>tf2 is all male characters
>>144571437
pretty average desu
Post winston potgs
What's the best reaper name you've seen?
I've seen shadowrichard
shadowx
murderofcrows
bighoss
daniel02
>>144574060
>playing females
>>>/r9k/
>>144571246
>clone TF2
>get dead game
>audience is purely children that only play F2P shit
No, that doesn't seem to be the process here at all.
Good tracers make reaper's look completely shit by comparison
Not sure why you'd take reaper over tracer when they're of equal skill
>>144573752
>the designs in tf2 aren't archetypes
>>144574165
It's only as strange as you playing a man.
>>144573752
>"lets take an archetype (gorilla)"
>>144573382
>comparing Overwatch's shitty writing anc characterization with TF2s
Are you retarded or do you really not get that Overwatch's writing is shit?
>>144572082
so much faggotry in one post
kys trashmouse player
>>144570772
>Half of the team speaking gibberish or mexinigger
I starting to fucking hate this matchmaking queue
>>144573132
i dont want this shit lost
>>144574228
I skip tracer a lot of times because its fucking tedious to harass 24/7 and being on the edge for 10 minutes straight in games. When I could just play pharah and chill out and still get kills flying around
>>144574039
>tfw want Slipstream Tracer so bad
>but not enough to pay 20 dollars for it since I have great skins for all the other characters in the pack
true suffering
Everyone blames the loss on me when i pick torb on attack
tribes skin for Pharah fuckin when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9Jp3OoMXY
>>144574586
And when it rains on me, I get wet.
>>144571740
i'd like to see a stealth character that isn't *teleports behind u and cuts ur throat* shit actually
maybe a stealth support?
also fuck dude
should i go back and finish mgsv?
>tfw realizing not a single american female in the cast
>dat Devil Mercy
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2383527
>>144574682
Weird fetish but okay
>>144574586
>Playing with 2 friends
>Randoms lock a widow & genji
>Already know its going to be one of THOSE games
>We lock in 2 Torbs and a Bastion
>Proceed to shitstomp the enemy team, with varying gold-bronze medals over the 3 of us
>Our faces when
Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>144573752
>pretty generic compared to tf2
>the game where the biggest differences between the characters are their size and their accents
>the game where the characters are named after their role (Medic, Sniper, Scout, Spy)
>the game where the devs would rather have Demoknight exist than add a tenth class
>>144574693
Not unless you like being disappointed
![Robot_Concept_Art_by_Sam_Brown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y8WM9zL.jpg "Robot Concept Art by Sam Brown[1]")
Female Omnic Tank Hero
Passive - collect scrap
Starts with 200 health and 100 armor. Each killing blow adds 50 max armor and each assist on a kill adds 25 max armor. Armor can only go over 100 by collecting scrap.
Her gun shoots projectiles that have travel time and arc. They hit hard but have a slow rate of fire and a small magazine. So she is good at medium range combat, ok long range if you can arc it right, and poor close up if you miss your shots.
her ultimate is tied into her passive and armor gimmick. She sheds her armor to instantly build a small wall. the wall is big enough to hide Reinherdt, roadhod, or d.va behind, yet not as big as Mei's. The wall is indestructible and lasts 1 second per 10 armor you have when you cast it.
While the wall is up. hero's armor goes down to zero and can not be raised back above 100.
ability 1 - inspire - everyone with in the area of affect, does what they do a little faster, except movement for 5 seconds.
ability 2 - intercept - rush to an ally and take their damage for the next 3 seconds. so long as you stay near them.
>>144574361
>not pictured: Andross, Monkey from Rampage, all the transformations in dragonball
yes, its an archetype
>>144574586
Torb on attack is stealth OP
>>144574716
Winston?
>>144574862
>implying rain softly landing on your naked body is weird
>implying rain acting as lube while you jack off isnt amazing
>implying jizzing right as lightning strikes isnt the most amazing thing ever
>>144574840
Muh dick
>its another joined a game thats half lost episode
what the fugg wtf WTF
>>144574103
i saw a reaper called captainkfc
no that guy but
>>144574060
>character is all about the characters gender
you serious m8?
>>144574303
they play on the fact that they are archetypes like demo being a drunk or how patriotic soldier is, overwatch tries to play it straight and serious while having it's Japanese brothers being from a crime family and being an archer and a ninja respectively
>>144574361
first off i would say genius ape is an archetype, but even if it wasn't does one not being one really erase cases like the robot searching for peace or the previously mentioned japanese brothers?
>>144574945
see the first response and as for
>the game where the devs would rather have Demoknight exist than add a tenth class
they made it pretty clear they wanted their classes to be able to played differently then originally intended by adding new weapons that changed the way the classes played
reaper new meta confirmed
>>144574840
Horrible proportions and anatomy. I can't get off to this garbage.
Mei pisses me off to no end.
I am not claiming the character is overpowered, just fucking incredibly annoying. Killing her is extremely satisfying.
The worst part of this is that I can't get off to any lewd Mei art anymore.
>>144574693
>should i go back and finish mgsv?Definitely not
>maybe a stealth support?
Possibly, belief is that we might see Pharah's mother as some kind of Support Sniper, may even have some stealth aspect.
If you want Tactical Espionage Big Boss action in Overwatch, just pick Punished Morrison and go be sneaky. The only problem being that you have to actually be a good shot when you're done sneaking and can't use cqc takedowns lel
>>144574990
>ten second indestructible wall big enough to hide Reinhardt
>>144572354
>Zarya ults and captures my entire team but me
>casually float into it and pop my ult
>entire team survives as they can't outdamage my heals
>>144574990
hero would suck sorry
>>144575085
IT HAPPENED AGAIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>144573961It's called gameplay you fucking autist. Which TF2 honestly compares to but this is shiny and new.
Do you niggers not realise you're posting in the wrong thread? ffs S M H
>>144571559
>>144571559
>>144571559
>>144575212
What about art of the other girls sexually bullying her for being chubby
>>144574990
>Female Omnic
how tumblr can you be
>>144573752
>there is a character that is an X, therefore X is an archetype
>>144575225
lasts even longer if you have more armor before casting. It is a solid wall though. So it acts like and should be treated like it was already a map doodad.
Meanwhile the hero that casted it, is now very vulnerable.
>>144575356
This was first.
>>144575152
having all your characters of the same gender is by definition generic, yes
>>144575356
the mods will delete oneright? we have dutiful mods who actually care about the board and its community
>its a widowmaker and hanzo on your team episode
>its a gold eliminations on your team as fucking reinheardt episode
>its a gold healing for the first five minutes of the match as 76 when you have a mercy on your team episode
>>144575412
you serious? so the Japanese ninja cyborg isn't one? how about his archer brother and the fact that they are both from a crime family. or maybe the Korean who just happens to be a pro gamer.
>>144575561
char·ac·ter
ˈkerəktər/
noun
1.
the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual.
"running away was not in keeping with her character"
synonyms: personality, nature, disposition, temperament, temper, mentality, makeup; More
2.
a person in a novel, play, or movie.
synonyms: persona, role, part; dramatis personae
"the characters develop throughout the play"
again are you serious? you know we're talking about the first definition, which tf2's character have more between the 9 of them than overwatch has in 21.
>>144575152
>even if it wasn't does one not being one really erase cases like the robot searching for peace or the previously mentioned japanese brothers?
Well I could make the case that "War Robot searching for peace" "Swiss Doctor" "Brazillian dubstep producer" and "Starcraft-playing Korean Mech pilot" aren't particularly archetypal at all and "knight" "cowboy" "cyborg ninja" and "yakuza samurai" are about as far as you get with that claim
But the main point is, who actually cares? Having Archetypes/Stereotypes is on purpose, TF2 did it. What's more archetypal than "Big strong russian" or "Suave european spy"? The only one that really broke any kind of convention was "Black scottish alcoholic" wait fuck that doesn't break any conventions at all, pretend I didn't bring it up
mfw do nothing as torb on attack but i'm having so much fun screaming "molten core" and charging in to die.
>>144575904
now look up the word generic, since you are so skilled with the dictionary
>>144571332
Be selfish. You have to survive more than anyone on the team, especially if your ult is up
>>144575012
>Archetype:Gorilla
>Posts Chinese spirits, monkeys, aliens, and a Brazilian
>>144572165
In all fairness, the jester variant has a slight edge on his scarecrow variant because the scarecrow variant covers his facial expressions. They need to map it to his face more.
>>144575012
i see two gorillas (if king kong even counts)
>>144571437
Consoleturnspeed/10
Really tho that was pretty impressive for a controller
>>144575356
>ffs S M H
Do you realize that you're posting like a nigger?
>there are still people who think you lose win rating from those join -> instantly lose matches
>>144576351
it's ironic memeing desu baka senpai
>>144575930
and like i said in my response they play on the tf2 characters archetypes because the game implements a comedic style, overwatch however is a serious as far as i can tell game(they have jokes between the characters but the shorts have all been serious). and how the hell can you claim war robot searching for peace and korean pro gamer aren't archetypes with a serious face?
>>144576058
so you're just gonna keep pretending that we were talking about how the characters look and not the characteristics they employ?
>>144576439
its not fun.
>>144575245
>tfw they pull an OGONPOGODIEDIEDIE combo perfectly on my entire team but me tonight
>float my ass into it and ruin it utterly with Transcendence
>get the PotG for it and you can see Reaper impotently spinning around next to us
>their faces when
>>144576351
time for you to fuck off back to /pol/ idiot.
how do people justify buying the origins edition?
I dont see how' it's worth the extra money at all
>Finish game
>"Searching for game not enough players"
>Join new game on same map
>DEFEAT
>Play of the game is Torbjorn hitting a turret
>Everyone leaves
>NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS SEARCHING FOR GAME
>Join new game
>Hollywood
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-DEFEAT
>Potg is pharah getting one kill
>>144574039
They really needed to have not given Tracer anything involving laughing or giggling, she looks absolutely retarded doing them.
>>144575067
>rain acting as lube while you jack off isnt amazing
It's fucking awful. Using bodywash or moisturizing handsoap in the shower is good though.
>>144576526
if all characters are the same gender, they are generic. still using the dictionary, or are you having trouble following?
>>144576526
>and how the hell can you claim war robot searching for peace and korean pro gamer aren't archetypes with a serious face
Because I literally cannot give you ten examples of "Reactivated War Robot searching for peace" or "Mecha-piloting Korean Pro-Gamer" in any medium.
Cowboy? I can do that no sweat. Cyborg ninja? No problem. I can think of Gorilla Grodd for "Genius Gorilla on Earth" but that's about it.
Reminder Pharmercy best ship
>>144576690
i can't see paying 20 extra bucks but i got mine off a key site for 45 so it was 5 extra bucks for some skins which i don't mind. most of the replies you'll get will probably just call you poor for not wanting to get rammed in the ass by blizzard though.
>>144575904
most interesting classes in tf2
>suave French master criminal
>mad German doktor
>insane patriot
>drunken sadistic Scotsman
versus
>sadistic wasteland biker/enforcer who goes on worldwide crime spree
>calm robotic monk
>hyper-intelligent nerdy gorilla who turns into roaring raging animal
>Russian powerlifter and part-time roboracist
I don't think it's unreasonable to say Overwatch characters are more interesting
And don't feed me any crap about "hurr tf2 characters more fleshed out" because they've had a nine year headstart and it took us five to get Meet The Pyro
>>144576695
That's why i want community servers from tf2.
>Playing Tracer
>Firing at McCree
>He throws flash bang but the last of my bullets kill him
>"You can shoot while flash banged this character sucks"
>>144576690
these are the same people that spend $20+ on lootboxes to unlock legendary skins and shit.
I remember reading on reddit how someone's wife ended up spending $200 on lootboxes.
some people are fucking insane/addicts.
>>144577072
>Quick match
>3 Tracers on my team
Just kill me
>>144576532
but the thing is you dont fucking lose win rating from such matches
why is everyone so fucking dense
>>144577392
>you dont fucking lose win rating from such matches
prove it
>Traveling to x
>Loading
>just loaded for only one second
>removed for inactivity
ok
>>144577617
git gud faggot bitch lmao
What maps are Torbjorn good on?
I've noticed that some are just completely awful for him while some make him OP as shit.
anyone else feel bad for killing zenyatta players?
i feel like i always put a dent in their self esteem when i do it,because they probably think they're pros for using him.
>>144571606
Everyone forgets it exists.
It'll be our secret.
>>144576806
how can you not get it through your head that we're talking about characteristics and not how the characters look?
>>144576859
that's cause you're expanding the stereotype to make it harder, robot looking for peace and Korean pro gamers are pretty notorious stereotypes. you're being really selective like cyborg ninja okay that's kinda stereotypical but then you throw in that he's japanese and that he is from a yakuza background and it makes it about 10 times more stereotypical.
>>144576978
the thing is unless you really look into the characters backgrounds you wouldnt know that about the characters, i suppose this is because OW has 21 vs tf2's 9 but even then with the in game lines i get that demos a drunk scot but i would never know that junkrat is a biker or that roadhog is his enforcer. even with the shorts however i get that widow is an assassin and that tracer is a good guy but i don't know anything about tracer or widow outside of the fact that they are on opposite sides as opposed to tf2 where the characters actually talk about themselves and who they are.
>>144578021
>that's cause you're expanding the stereotype to make it harder, robot looking for peace and Korean pro gamers are pretty notorious stereotypes. you're being really selective like cyborg ninja okay that's kinda stereotypical but then you throw in that he's japanese and that he is from a yakuza background and it makes it about 10 times more stereotypical.
No, I'm not "expanding the stereotype to make it harder", I'm describing the characters in the game LOL
I've always admitted that "Cyborg Ninja" and "Japanese are all Yakuza" is a stereotype and I don't care, but I'll say again, I can't think of ten games I've played that have featured War Robots looking for peace or Korean pro-gamers
>>144578824
archetypes aren't exclusive to games, in your previous example of grodd you went to comic books, stereotypes are stereotypes doesn't matter where they come from.
>>144578021
because it's a lot easier to convey "drunk Scotsman" versus "biker and enforcer burning a crime spree across the world" via in-game text.
And you learn more about the characters in Overwatch's in-game chat than you do about them in TF2's. Like of course the TF2 characters have a lot less backstory to explain in-game but I still would never have known about Engineer's connection to the Mann brothers whereas I learned that Reyes recruited McCree into Overwatch based off of in-game dialogue alone.
>>144579040
>archetypes aren't exclusive to games, in your previous example of grodd you went to comic books, stereotypes are stereotypes doesn't matter where they come from.
But you've still given literally jack shit examples, absolutely none
McCree is seriously the dumbest shit ever
Whats the point of a hero thats good at EVERYTHING that always sees play on every comp ever regardless of what its doing
Whats the point of implementing several abilities that just award free kills for 0 effort, and then putting them on the same character?
>>144574039
looks like a man
>rest of the team is so crap that I get POTG as Symmetra
Feels good?
>>144575356
This one started first or are you actually retarded?
>>144579515
He's not good at killing people at long distance, his damage falls off and his bullet travel time hurts.
>>144579515
go whine on reddit mccree is fine
>>144576772
>bodywash
if you want your dick to be on fire maybe
>>144575409
>he doesn't want female robots
low test fucking leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRd7Pvh2R78
A Most Excellent Audio-Visual Junkrat & Roadhog Adventure for the illiterate and those too feeble to turn a comicbook page!
Anyone have any guides for genji on how to do the long jump?
I can't seem to get the timing right.
>>144571525
Casual filter like mei
Hes super cut though
>>144579130
he did, with what line? also learning more about their backstories is nice but isn't necessarily as entertaining as the banter between the mercs in tf2 at least in my opinion. there's also the fact that lines aren't as common as they are in tf2, i love tracers death comes when she kills reaper but those are rather rare at least when i play.
>>144579394
koreans playing starcraft religiously is a well know stereotype in gaming and diva just so happens to have played pro starcraft before getting the mech
>>144579862
>his bullet travel time hurts
iirc his gun is hitscan so it's instant
why thread so ded
>>144577796
Considering he has a 61% winrate I'd say most maps.
Some T&A from Team R&JThe 'A' stands for Anchor
>>144580062
not the real thread
>>144580046
His gun is not hitscan.
>>144580025
>koreans playing starcraft religiously is a well know stereotype in gaming
Are you talking about entertainment media or real life here?
I know it's real life, you're running out of steam mate just throw it in and leave it, I'm going to bed now anyway.
Starcraft players is a Korean stereotype, it's not a character archetype. If you can list me ten fictional characters who are Korean starcraft pros, like you could list ten "cowboys" or ten "knights" then I'll take it, but I just don't think you can do it.
>>144580316
yes it is, i've played mccree quite a bit and i don't lead shots at all for headshots i just click on the head
just because it has a bullet trail doesn't mean it's not hitscan, do you even play the guy?
I have to stop playing
The forced 50% is hurting me
>>144580025
Thats a stereotype, not an archetype, you mongo.
An archetype is like D&D warrior, rogue & mage.
Which can then go on to other things like bow shoooty rogue, dedicated sneeki breeki assassin or a skillful duelist, but they all came from, and resemble that original archetype of a rogue.
>>144570772
How do you even fight Mei in Koth?
>want to play Tracer
>somebody already going Tracer
>whatever, 2 Tracers can be fine
>entire autistic team locks in Tracer for the rofls and xds
Boy I sure love not getting to play the game I paid money for
>>144580436
so you're seriously gonna claim that stereotypes that are used in video games can't come from real life? where do you think all Scottish people are drunks or came from?
>>144580840
fine the characters are stereotypes, my bad. point still stands though.
>>144580969
>entire autistic team locks in Tracer
I do this
it's hilarious
>>144579626
The thumbnail made me think she had on a sombrero
>>144580993
>point still stands
no... it doesn't
If I put in an indian who throws shit as a weapon, that's a stereotype but you would be hard pressed to find that type of character design in any other game
>>144581005
Its hilarious once
fucking newfags
>>144581168
so korean pro gamer and robot searching for peace aren't stereotypes?
>>144580476
Yes, and it's not hitscan, I don't know what to tell you.
>>144571795
EVERY THREAD UNTIL IT IS PASTEBINNED
S-Tier
>Lucio
Being young and a DJ has its perks. Lucio is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps his pubes trimmed to a sparse length (jamming all day, doesn't have time to shave). Lucio's butthole is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Reaper
Overwatch's one true DILF shines in the ass department. He has had no children, and being the pure devil of the game he hasn't been penetrated often. His little butt loves attention and he keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above his manhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, tight anus.
>Torbjorn
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful butthole. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Torbjorn's anus envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to his scientific labors, he rarely has time to shave his dick resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Torbjorn's dick has chubby foreskin and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger balls, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy butt.
B-Tier
>Reinhardt
Reinhardt's manhood is a force in the bedroom. His muscular frame persists down to his penis, which throbs heavily and heavenly during orgasm. Reinhardt's dominant passion for riding dick makes his ass powerful. Though his dick was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Reinhardt utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong thrusts, medium sized pierced dick, dark coloration.
>Winston
A pair of light blue balls slap his taint mightly. Winston's exotic African anus is experienced and capable. Winston's taste is akin to blueberries. He is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>144581323
>Archetype : Gorrilla
>>144581669
you're wrong because it is, have a good one
>>144580993
>so you're seriously gonna claim that stereotypes that are used in video games can't come from real life? where do you think all Scottish people are drunks or came from?
No, absolutely not, I'm just saying they're not forming a character archetype like that, are they? Tracer is a spunky english girl with a cockney accent who talks about chip sarnies and says "luv", that's a big stereotype but it's nothing to do with a character archetype like "cowboy"
This debate has never been about stereotypes, the whole thing was "Overwatch overuses character archetypes and this is bad" and the reply is "no it doesn't and nobody cares anyway"
>>144581704
>scientist
Not even a mad scientist.
Just a scientist.
>>144581825
>IS NOT
>IS SO
>Repeat ad infinitum
That being said it isn't. Have a nice night.
>>144572479
its fucking terrible
>>144581825
>>144581669
Literally what evidence do either of you have?
>>144582026
by literally playing the game
>>144581890
>ARCHETYPE
>GORILLA
>>144570772
Is bastion OPPO? He seems to have the highest dps on the game by far. Both highest single target dps and highest aoe damage.
>people can abandon any game
>no uniqueness on heroes
>shitty payload maps
jesus christ blizzard, learned nothing from TF2
>>144580969
You're the one went 2nd tracer like a tard
>>144582207
Only when he's 100% immobile. He has hard counters.
That's like saying Brass Beast Heavy is OP.
>>144582056
I like that that answer could apply to both answers. Good job retard. It could be hitscan or a projectile with an incredibly high travel rate and you couldn't tell the difference.
This game is fucking garbage alone, why has nobody else been playing all day??
>B-BASTION ISN'T OP
>J-JUST GIT GUD DUDE
>>144582605
kill yourself
>Peace Keeper: Each bullet is considered hitscan, meaning there is no travel time. The bullet deals damage instantly.
>A hitscan weapon/ability has no travel time, and will hit a target within the shooter's crosshairs as soon as the weapon/ability fires. Examples include McCree's Peacekeeper and Widowmaker's Widow's Kiss.
>Bullets from McCree's Peacekeeper has no travel time and hits targets instantly.
from three different sites
>>144581182
What is it like hating fun?
>>144580316
His gun is probably hit scan. There's a half second delay for the hit no matter how far away you are. Even if you're right in front of them it's the same delay.
I want Widowmaker to strangle me.
>>144582803
Alright that's fully possible.
JUNKRAT BROS WW@
>>144582796
>hating someone for wanting actual evidence instead of listening and believing
Yeah, nah. Go fuck yourself you SJW
>>144580531
I have a 60% winrate, get good.
Who is the comfiest character?
One that I can play that won't get me salty at the game.
>Set up 6 turrets in the perfect spot
>Random ass grenade ricochets into them, destroying all of them
Why is this allowed
>>144571525
bastion is actually pretty garbage
>>144582842
I want Widowmaker to scold me
>>144582986
play mccree and see for yourself you stupid fucking retard, i'm done arguing with you about FPS mechanics lmao later
>tfw you make the game winning play.
>>144582989
Lucio
Whenever i feel the sodium levels rising, i just go for a wall ride to see how long i can go. Still helping my team so it's okay.
>>144571795
>Milf
>No kids
???
Looking for people to play with.
Kaifre#1970
>>144582803
Whats it like spending all your time trying to make bad threads worse?
>enemy team loses badly
>they all play terribly
>ONE of the enemy team is nominated at the end of match for some inane shit like rocket fired
>they all vote for him
>>144582989
I play trashmouse when I want get comfy. He's a maniac madman australian but it's nice to just grenade some fuckers and trap tracers.
>>144583056
I'm not disagreeing with you you fucking retard. I'm saying "I played the game so I know" isn't fucking evidence. How fucking stupid are you?
>>144583090
>that Torb playing like TF2
Its nice how waifu fagging and shitposting are at a good middleground on this board
Great moves anons, keep it up
>>144583009
you're contradicting yourself
>>144582930
sulking because a 76 kept shooting my tire
What would be good gamemodes for Overwatch?
>>144581704
>genius ape is original creation donut steel
>>144581856
i'm not the original guy who said archetypes, i'm more about the characters are stereotypes and that's what i've been arguing about hence saying diva and bastion. if we were talking strictly archetypes then it wouldn't apply to the tf2 mercs outside maybe soldier and heavy, one eyes scottish drunk isn't really the first thing that comes to mind when you say demolition man.
Yes, he was playing Reaper
>Junkrat has more damage then 76
>better skills then 76
>better mobility then 76
>better ultimate then 76
>yet still has the same HP
Why is this allowed? Why would anyone pick 76 over Junkrat? This game has terrible balance.
why is this allowed?
I swear this game has hackers already.
Nobody should be able to hit a tracer bouncing through a fucking building at 100 fucks per second through a window.
>>144582651
>>144581384
Beach day outfits for EVERYONE
>Boardshorts Junkrat
>Riptire is a beach ball covered in dynamite
>Baywatch Reinhardt
>Shield is a life preserver
>Diver Roadhog
>Diving helmet and Anchor hook
>Swimmer tracer
>Swimming goggles and chronal accelerator is a life jacket
So im a cuck thats pc cant handle overwatch so i got it for xbone. Is it worth playing hanzo on console? i got two legendaries so far (level 11 kek) imp mercy and the yiff hanzo but i hate mercy because people on console are braindead and widow is a pain with a controller so idk about hanzo
>>144583147
I'm literally adding to discussion in that same comment. You're doing nothing but shitposting. Maybe you should answer your own question.
>>144582989
Lucio, when you get pissed off just feel the beats. Or Reinhardt. It's hard to be pissed off when your job is just to be a fucking wall.
>>144583193
there is no need to be sarcastic
>>144583242
Hey at least its a Reaper player who knows the chat function exists.
>>144583249
they arent comparable
they do different things
the thing i like about this game is that every character is different
this isnt league of legends
>>144583189
if you actually played the game you'd know it was hitscan instead of asking "durr where's evidence" because the evidence is already there, here let me guide you
step 1: launch overwatch via battlenet
step 2: hit play in the menu
step 3: select quick play
step 4: select mccree in hero select
step 5: click on people
>>144583306
>Bastion with a floatie around his torso
>>144583306
>having women in swimsuits
that's sexist anon
Am I cool yet guys?
>>144583009
>perfect spot
>stray projectile destroys all of them
>>144571606
How did Reyes even contribute meaningfully to the team without his super lich powers?
Dude would've had to get stupidly close to Omnics for his weapons to work.
>>144583387
they are both there to deal damage and kill things
one of them does this noticeable better
why pick the other one
>>144582989
Mei is most comfy by far. Lucio is good if you're a salty dog though. He also wins games.
>>144583326
Just play him and figure out if you like him. If it means anything to you he has a 50.2% winrate on XBone.
>>144571912
I want it :/
>>144571947
About 7 hours
Oh its another team with a bastion and two torbjorns. Why would I subject myself to this tedious trash? Sure we can win, but it will not be any fun. It will be a constant, grueling, grinding, tedious, pain in the ass. I can barely stand this game anymore
WAKE ME UP
>>144583459
Have fun getting headshots with Junkrat
Have fun healing as Junkrat
Have fun getting around quickly as Junkrat
Have fun shooting down Pharah as Junkrat
>whoa it's almost like they're balanced??
>>144583507
>Pharah
>Junkrat
>76
>Widow
>Hanzo
you literally only need one
Is Winston actually good or is it just a meme
>>144571525
>be bastion holding a point on Watch point Gibraltar
>be there for 2 minutes
>move behind the enemy to have a clear view of the payload from the back
>go into sentry mode
>all enemies come from spawn and think I was in my original position so they take cover behind payload
>mow down all 5 guys from behind
felt pretty fucking good
>>144583418
halfway there
now you just need a lucky boxor $40
>>144571525
I hope that if there's any narrative focus on Bastion, he's an outcast to both Omnics and Humans alike.
Omnics because he's a terribly simple machine and a symbol of their "barbarous past"
Humans because he's of the mass produced war machines that slaughtered thousands of people.
Kind of like a Rambo 1 of robots.
>>144583459
one does more aoe nuke damage at the expense of being slower, the other does sustained dps
one has traps and the other has an aoe heal
one has a jump that allows them to escape easier and jump walls, and the other has constant mobility that gets them from point a to point b faster
they are nothing alike other than that they deal damage
>>144583306
There is zero chance of them destroying the games artstyle that fast.
>>144583392
I actually did that before and realized it was hitscan. Or rather, suspected it was hitscan, but then I also realized I'm not fucking stupid, so it's entirely possible to be a really fast projectile.
Don't worry, I don't hate you because you got your panties in a twist and were too stupid to realize that just because I wanted evidence that I disagreed with you. I just think you're a reactive insecure asshole that doesn't understand nuance and the importance of objectivity.
>>144583583
he's good at what he does. don't play him if the enemy team has lots of tanks and reapers and few soft targets
>>144583269
>99 - 0 on Ilos
>Overtime
>Enemy caps
>99 - 99
>Overtime
It wouldnt bother me as much if they set it to where the enemy team was on the point to trigger over time.
Is he right /owg/?
>Check that master overwatch site
>Top 100 score/min as Zarya
So does no one play this Russian bitchbreaker or what?
>>144583564
you don't need headshots as junkrat to out dps a 76 but whatever
and junkrat's mobility is much better then 76s are you fucking kidding me lmao fuck off
fyi a mediocre heal on a long as cooldown doesn't make 76 a healer either
>>144582989
>>144582989
junkrat. Martyrdom, triggering and killing people you're not even close to is always amusing even if you're getting stomped
>he plays Winston
>he thinks he can kill me
lmao
get fucked retarded nigger monkeys
I love to scope you shitfucks when you come melee and try to kill me with your shitty noskill "gun"
>>144583739
no one queer enough to care about that site, no
>>144583101
>outheal mercy by just fucking around near the team
nerf this nigga already
Why would anyone damage boost with Mercy when they could just use her pistol to shoot enemies? Assuming your teammates aren't using their ultimates.
>Spam I have death blossom/barrage 5 times to my team
>wait for cds to be up and the other team to group up
>go in
>no lucio speed boost/no zarya bubble
why are people so incompetent at their jobs
>>144583090
>that torb
>>144583727
Seeing as that message is dynamically generated depending on his charge level, yes, his ultimate is most likely ready.
>>144583916
>not fat
>>144576695
I hate this
>Play one game with a group of randoms
>Obliterate the enemy team with great synergy and coordination
>Game ends
>"Searching for game not enough players"
A team of pubs shouldn't be punished because they play well together. If the whole opposing team leaves, just bring in more.
>>144583179
happens every game once you hit lv 30 and above
>>144583916
>lookatme.jpg
>>144583571
Can't you differentiate between what is possible, and what is fun? I play Pharah and can junk on Bastions, but its still a tedious slog. The reality of how these characters work means that you're going to just have to grind forward against them. It takes 2-4 rockets to kill a bastion, assuming they dont heal themselves or get healed, and assuming they arent shielded, and assuming their position is accessible from any distance, and assuming you know where they are (because they constantly reposition). Then it's easy! Oh yeah also, you have to assume your team is going to play timidly and cautiously so they dont get mowed down before they can react.
It just changes the dynamic of the game entirely, in a horrible way.
I hope this weeks weekly brawl is the McCree one.
I need a reason to play as him and try to git gud. I have no desire to play Genji or Hanzo, so I've thus far skipped this weeks brawl.
>>144583971
I really hate this myself.
>>144583757
>you don't need headshots as junkrat to out dps a 76 but whatever
You also can't hit people with any vertical advantage over you for dick and I bet I can count on one hand the Junkrat players who can consistently land grenades on contact at long distance while 76 can still easily headshot people
>and junkrat's mobility is much better then 76s are you fucking kidding me lmao fuck off
I said speed retard, just because he can rocketjump doesn't make him any faster
>fyi a mediocre heal on a long as cooldown doesn't make 76 a healer either
Don't put words in my mouth
I said
>Have fun healing as Junkrat
As in Junkrat has to go scavenge a medkit to get health back while 76 can just press E.
It doesn't matter how mediocre the healing is. It doesn't matter if it restores 10 health once a fucking match. It's objectively better than anything Junkrat has for healing
>>144583179
But the votes are literally meaningless, who gives a shit?
I got so mad at McCree that I closed the game.
>>144584063
Just pick him in quick play, what's stopping you? If you're scared of being berated by teammates just mute your team.
>>144583792
>I love to scope you shitfucks
t. blueberry that got the monkey dick
>>144571624
>also post potg's
If you insist.
>Lose Widow for a few seconds
>Half my team is now dead
MAN WHAT A FUN BALANCED HERO VERY ENJOYABLE TO PLAY AGAINST
>>144583592
lol if youre proud of yourself for playing bastion, you are truly a dumb person. you just have no idea how piss easy it is. might as well feel proud of your soccer "participation" trophy lol. i feel embarrassed for you man.
If 76 is so good why does no one stream him, why is he never picked in competitive and why is he never in any webm's here
Lmao get cucked checkmate 76 apologists just admit he is shit already :^)
>>144583916
I'd give her the whole hog if you know what I mean
I flank with everything, like, fuck the team, I flank with D.Va even
>>144583459
Junkrat is more for area denial while 76 is a jack of all trades. Also you can easily dodge Junkrat's bombs if you aren't a shitter. His ult is also only good against deaf shitters.
I guess that means Junkrat is better against shitters and 76 is better in every other situation. Have fun queuing up against shitters you shitter.
>>144584187
Because McCree exists
>>144584187
Dont speak about Dad that way you little shit.
>>144584129
The brawl only allows headshots for damage, maybe he wants to practice that instead of HOL UP
>>144584187
>Why is 76 objectively worse than Junkrat lol???
>Flat out proven wrong
>lol well at least people post videos of Junkrat spamming grenades in /vg/
uninstall the game this is embarrassing to read
>>144583630
Mmhmmmm
>>144583792
You're so cute
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
Wake me the fuck up.
>>144583249
Debatable on the mobility thing, Junk has cooldown and cannot cover the same ground reliably
He's also nowhere near as reliable at longer rangers or for harassing snipers, nor as quick to delete turrets or Bastion with Helix.
He lacks the self healing too.
>enemy team is full of shitters
>a single twitch shooter widow carries them
>we never get to the first point at all
I'm not angry at the fact that the Widow carried them.
What made me angry was Torb's turret that got PotG.
Our Torb.
On attack.
On Temple of Anubis.
He was set up right in the courtyard of our spawn area by the ship.
>>144584063
I can't wait for Mercy/Lucio brawl. What'll be the optimal setup? 2Mercy/4Lucio?
>>144584231
If I'm not healing, I flank. I live for the flank.
Everywhere I go, I must flank
>>144583630
>There is zero chance of them destroying the games artstyle that fast.
Have you seen half the legendary skins
or the epic skins
"Artstyle" was barely a legitimate complaint in tf2, it certainly isn't here.
>>144584281
I mean he can just stop himself from doing the WOAH THERE shenanigans and only try to click on heads instead
>>144584185
No, I'm just smart taking advantage of very stupid people.
REMOVE BLUEBERRY
KILL WINDOWLICKER
ALL BLUEBERRIES FUCK OFF
This game will turn into another CS-like FPS with snipers sucking the fun out of every single game and forcing people to play around them. I have no idea why Blizzard thought it was fine to put a CS:go hitscan sniper in a game like this one.
The worst thing is that I'm sure they won't gut her and the game will become a stale sniper shitfest.
>>144584367
There will probably be a few Zenyattas on the teams as well, given that he's the only support that can deal reliable damage.
>>144583916
>no pot belly
dropped, would not bang
>>144584330
>le coolface
What determines when you get overtime? Seems like it's random whether it happens or not
>>144571246
I love Overwatch but it feels like it's still in beta. There's no reason not to have a ton of options for filtering servers, playing with more people than 6v6, being able to fight against your friends instead of being forced to play with them on your team
Actually I'm gonna stop listing shit because I'm just getting mad. In every shooter ever some of the best moments are fighting your friends and aggressively going for stupid airshots or whatever to show him how much better than him you are. In this game you just get "lol now YOU be the healer and I'LL be the shooter ^_^"
Fuck this stupid casual game and its lack of options
9/10 I'll still play it
>>144584307
you never proved anything wrong you cunt nugget
seriously name one time 76 did something important where a junkrat couldn't of made a bigger difference. Actually same deal with Pharah or Tracer
I didn't even bring up McCree just to make it possible, you will still fail of course because 76 fucking sucks lmao
>>144584330
If I got paid every time that happened I'd retire.
>>144584330
If they're waiting until the last second like that, just leave. At this point, it's like 90% likely that it'll be one of those shitters that knows that people are gonna leave if they lock him in early.
>>144584430
I suppose.
Mccree's a lot better than genji but I have a lot more fun playing genji on shimada than on normal because I can actually do good.
It's almost like arcade but without mei or mccree
So which weapons weapons get a 50% reduction from armor? Tracer's guns and...?
>>144583583
Amazing at KOTH, extremely good counter pick for snipers, good at harassing back liners and breaking up teams in general, benefits from good map knowledge to beat them to medpacks after your tickling
If someone was on the point at some point in the last few seconds, it'll go into overtime. If they are dead when the timer drops, it still goes into Overtim, but the timer depletes very quickly since nobody on their team is still on point.
>>144584330
>playing 76
way to fuck over your team dickface
>you get told "Look out behind you!" when someone starts shooting you from behind
>don't even need to have map or health awareness anymore
Welcome to the League of Legends champion spotlight
>>144584390
>Tfw I shut down 2 high noons as le monkey man earlier today
>"It's 4 PM you fuck"
>>144583583
I might be wrong but I see him as an "offense" tank, you jump in, set your shield, tickle people for a bit, then jump out. UseGorillawarfare
>>144584330
>that trollface at the end
At least make it a :^) to keep the cancer up to date.
>>144584330
>it's a "someone else that's not me switch and go support" episode
>>144584609
all guns get reduced by 50% up to a max of 5 damage reduced.
pharah rocket does 115, for example.
>>144584523
> friend is shit but wants to play
> right click join game without being on party get on opposite team
> keep hooking him as roadhog
Its not reliable but its there
Also does Mercy damage boosting torb affect turret?
>>144584609
anything that deals less than 10 damage
armor reduces everything by 5, unless it would reduce it by more than half the original amount
im not sure how it interacts with shotguns
What killed Overwatch?
>>144584664
Hey at least he's not Junkrat
d.va is my loli girlfriend!
>>144584664
>Heals
>No weapon drop off
>Rocket
>Sprinting
>All of this shit not good
>On Pharah's playground the KotH map.
Way to be retarded
>>144584330
>Gold 76
Supreme taste anon, up there with Posh Tracer and Paragon Rein
>>144584330
>le troll face XD
fucking ruined god damnit anon
>>144584628
Ahh I hadn't though about Overtime happening because they died on the point, that makes a bit more sense
>>144584750
Casuals
>what? I have to try to win?
>that sounds stupid
>>144584609
Every shotgun type weapon, winson electricity, the tiny bit of damage Mei left click does
>>144584770
>Loli Dva teasing old man 76 with her nubile korean pussy
Should I be saving my money?
>>144583583
You dive them and your objective is to make them waste as much time as possible with you, while making the blueberry's life miserable.
>>144584664
>>144584769
Both of these heroes actually benefit the team though
>>144584750
Widowmaker.
>>144584609
If attack deals less than 10 damage it will be cut by 50%.
If attack deals more than 10 it will be reduced by 5.
This is why Winston and Tracer want to kill themselves against armor.
>>144584770
dva is not a loli
fuck off disgusting pedophile
>freeze mercy
>headshot
>doesn't register
>lets her get off with 5hp
>>144584330
everytime
>>144574228
reaper > mccree > tracer > reaper
>>144584850
I am. I kind of want to buy a Zen legendary but I also want to wait until the first round of new skins later this month so that I don't miss out on something cool.
>>144584779
he actually has massive falloff on his M1 so you are wrong right off the bat
that's also why he's actually pretty bad at killing Pharahs, at least the not shit ones which you are probably used to at your trench level MMR were 76 still gets picked
>pharah
>get hooked by roadrog
>mash e
>escape
Works like 80% of the time
>>144584779
>>On Pharah's playground the KotH map.
That's not Liujang garden
>>144584850
yes
>>144584831
delicious :3
>>144584850
yes, $40 isn't that much tho if you have even a part-time job
>>144584750
bastion, letting low skill players trash on people and ruining the dynamic of the game
>1 Widow didn't work.
>2 Widows didn't work
>Let's go with 4 and see how we do
Their Mercy was using her ult at their spawn point too. I'm not exactly sure why red team decided to go with this set up. I'm sure a Lucio would have helped way more than Mercy this close to their spawn.
Only like, a single Genji got out and he was quickly taken out by the McCree who chased after him.
>>144584750
Windowlicker and all the MLG pro 260 noscope XD faggots.
>>144584750
no soloq
this game is like a 3/10 when playing alone
Is there a way to enable minimap or at least the information that someone killed someone? I feel dumb having map awareness and not get a fucking map.. Same with Heroes of the Storm - I can vs but they deleted this mechanic
>>144584978
Do people actually rate the match?
Does it do anything?
>>144584825
>Every shotgun type weapon
So reaper, roadhog, toblerone rmb, and dva?
>our mercy never ever resses us even when multiple people are dead while their mercy will consistently res 2 and make us lose every teamfight
>they still get 4 commendations at the end of the match
mother fucker these people are stupid.
>>144585028
You can turn on the killfeed in gameplay settings.
>>144585028
the kill feed should be enabled by default
>>144584963
The only time that works is if Roadhog is bad
Same with Lucio and his airblast, all Roadhog needs to do is hold down fire button during the chain and he caves your head in the instant the animation ends
when do we get touhou fortress 3
How do you counter a Reinhardt and 5 Torbjörn?
>>144584968
>Lighthouse has a little window on the top floor for Pharah hijinks
>Rooftops to land everywhere
>The point is literally surrounded by environmental kill heaven.
You will always see Pharah on this map. Always
>>144584917
It's one of the reasons Soldier is decent. Even if you don't have a healer you can have a pseudo one.
>>144584978
>4 blueberries
>D V A did 27/ of her team's damage
>>144585091
>>144585095
It was disabled by default wtf
Thanks
>>144585118
I thought maybe it was latency.
>Weekly brawl: Jet Set Radio
>Game Rules:
>1. Lucio only
>2. Unlimited sprays.
>3. Map rotation: all.
>4. Game mode: Tag specific walls with your spray located at various hard to reach places of varying elevation. Team with the most number of sprays when the timer runs out wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpMFgVM8s8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0ePK5ia50 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDL0qZFnC4 [Embed]
https://dvsgaming.org/overwatch-hero-guides-lucio-movement-tutorial/
>>144585163
EXPLOSIVES
FUCKING EXPLOSIVES
GOD DAMN WHY WONT ANYONE JUST SWITCH TO AN EXPLOSIVES CHARACTER
>>144585118
if Roadhog hooks you at long to max range you can get out everytime, same with reaper
w-which mercy legendary skin should i buy?
>>144585046
I always vote for whomever is closed to getting 5. I like the audio "Thank you, thank you!". It makes me feel special.
I vote + when I win a match, or if it was intense. If I lose and the enemy team cheesed it, I vote -.
>POTG goes to someone on the losing team
IF YOUR PLAY WAS SO GREAT THEN WHY DID YOUR TEAM LOSE?
What's your favorite voiceline?
I can't get enough of
>I'M GIVIN IT ALL I'VE GOT
The amazing flying junkrat!
gfycat,com/PreciousLargeAnt
>>144574990
So the ult is just a shitty version of an existing hero's ability?
I main Bastion and Mcree. AMA.
>>144585179
Him and Zarya are what I usually play. Works really well, can kill all the dudes and keep myself alive and my team if they're smart enough to stand in the fucking circle when I play 76.
There are a lot of suicidally aggressive retards in soloq too so it's lots of free energy for Zarya.
>>144585262
Lucio
>>144585286
CATCH PHRASE!
>>144585167
Illios is big too but there's nothing like knocking off the same reinhardt with concussion on that bridge
>>144585226
When I noticed that pharah's shift actually moves you instead of just being straight up, I had the real dumb idea of a game mode where you could only move via that
>>144585286
>Why are you so angry?
>people think that reducing Widow's health to 150 will make her balanced
>they don't realise that it will just enforce the Widow as Widow counter even harder because she won't even need to blueberryshot the opponent's Widow anymore
>>144584890
she is now!
>>144585056
Yeah, except I'm not sure about the Torb shotgun, I think the individual pellets for that might actually exceed the damage threshold for 50% reduction, it does a metric fuckton of damage and doesn't have as many pellets as the other shotguns.
>>144585360
If you could only move using that as well as knocking yourself with E, that might actually be viable. Well, as viable as something as silly and retarded as that could get.
>>144585286hey chill out
>>144585339
I need to get good at zarya, even a sort of ok one is a fucking menace for any team that isn't composed.
God forbid they have zen+mercy+zarya and then 3 other things.
>>144585483
Yea, I was thinking like 12 Pharahs just hopping around like chess pieces.
>>144585360
>>144585483
floor is hot lava gamemode with all Pharah
>Mcree can kill anything even tanks within a second not even using his Q
Did no one play test this shit or what
I like to spam the instant arrows as hanzo, is this a good idea? (with a fully loaded arrow every now and then of course)
>it's a Tracer thinks they accomplished something because they got 40 eliminations episode>a fucking Mei got 54
reeeeeee blizzard
rename this stat
fuckers don't understand they're actually assists
reminder that forced 50 is NOT a meme
you can be put into losing games any time Blizzard wants to
>>144585286
>Precision German Engineering
>I ain't trying to hear that noise
I got Roadhog's Mako and Islander skins.
Which should I wear and why?
>>144585246
Reapers ghost bullshit is instant though, pharahs conc blast has some startup on it.
>>144585580
They're kills and assists combined.
>>144585603
shark
shark looks cool
>do any amount of damage to a Reaper
>he just phantoms away like a pussy
every time
Anyone wanna make a premade?
Add me - Ringough#1546
>>144585280
because it's a team game and sometimes no matter how hard you meme you just can't do the dream alone
>you get POTG
>its a really embarrassing moment where you get extremely lucky despite playing like shit
what do you say in chat?
>>144584718
When the team is pretty much set yes we expect that late picker nigger to be support.
>>144585603
shark > nigger
Is there any stat tracker site where I can see how each individual hero is performing etc.?
pls help
>play against Roadhog
>get one shotted everytime
>play Roadhog
>Never one shot anything
>>144585264
Nah matey I mean the Rate Match option at the top of the screen.
Do other people use it? I think it is just for Blizzard data collection
Anyone putting together a competitive team? I've been trying out with teams left and right and haven't found a fit. I main Mercy and play some Lucio on the side.
>enemy team is horribly uncoordinated and bad
>i have to play tank
>lose with silver eliminations with 5 kills
hm....
Keep an eye on your healer shitlords, tired of dancing in front of someone and they ignore the Reaper/Tracer/Genji/Whatever pounding my ass
>>144585712
https://watcher.gg/heroes
>>144585286
>I'm a one-man apocalypse.
>>144585603
>meme shark
No.
Does anyone else get that bug where the whole screen minus the hud goes black?
I had this shit in the open beta and hoped it'd be fixed
>>144585603
>>144585665
>>144585706
Islander
the full body paint is more noticeable than the shark and the hook looks cooler in the viewmodel.
>>144585262
please respond!!
gfycat com/ThatEmotionalImago
>this is balanced
WAKE
ME
UP
INSIDE
>>144585790
Thanks bruh
>>144585360
>pharah's shift actually moves you instead of just being straight up
wait, what? does it? i thought it was just a rocket jump. Her "E" concussive blast is really good for movement as well though.
Also, if you played Weekly Brawl: arcade mode during launch week, pharah could basically stay in the air indefinitely. Was prettyfun
>>144585754
M2, instantly hook when you do, then M1 as you're hooking. They'll fly into your scrap ball from M2 and then take hook damage and then M1 damage. Enough to kill anything sub 300 health.
>>144585776
>have to play tank or healer
>our offensive heroes are offensively bad
>>144585657
>doing the last 5 damage to a guy who's already under attack by four other people is a kill
Yeah, no. We've already got a stat for 100-0 kills, we shouldn't be counting anything but >75% of total damage done as an actual kill. Shitters are getting too big for their britches trying to play CoD so they can get that SICK STREAK when the objectives are ignored all around them. They lose every time but feel they're justified when the score cards come up and they see "MOST ELIMINATIONS, PROBABLY".
>>144585603
P I G P E N
I
G
P
E
N
>>144585785
>im being attacked, help me!
>get them off me!
>I am under fire!
>dead
>hey why aren't I getting healed? shit mercy
>>144585681
>Tracer just running right into you
>Widow's hook is somehow on cooldown
>>144585547
>Mei on my team saying "Ouch, are you okay?" after every kill
What a sadistic bitch
I just heard some guys talking and they were comparing elimination counts other players had. Is there a way to see this other than cards? Pretty sure those weren't on the cards.
>facing down a S76 who keeps dash hopping around
>literally doesn't hit me once
>I freeze him and kill him
""""advanced strats"""""
>>144585896
OOOOOOOOOOOOH that makes SENSE
Jesus, thats what I've been doing wrong. thanks Anon, hopefully my games with Roadhog are better now
>>144585338
When do you pick Bastion, and do you ever actually do well? He looks like he's meant to be played like the Heavy, but he's completely immobile when his gun is revved up, AND everything just shits damage all over the place in this game, so how the fuck do you even manage?
>And Mcree
Oh okay, nevermind, you're just a hemorrhoid.
>call mech
>lands on a Tracer and kills her
Holy shit I never knew it could do that
>it's the widowmaker who can't hit shit episode
>it's the no tank on attack episode
>it's the mercy is somebodies girlfriend and doesn't actually know how to play the gam episode
some good games so far
>>144585894
I did, it was pretty nice.
Ulting 2 cheese meis was nice
Lets post stupid shit we did in Overwatch.
I thought when the class selection said "No Sniper", "No Tank", ect they were actually bonus conditions meaning we'd get bonus points for not having a sniper.
>>144585785
>i can't aim so therefore i'll pretend to be useful and pick a support
pick a real class next time
>19 kill streak
>One away from the achievement
>Die around a wall to tick rate
Have the people trying out competitive side of things figure out the best team composition yet? I imagine it's something like 3 McCrees, Rein, Mercy.
>>144586117
>Though Reinhardt's ult was AOE instead of a forward cone
>Someone picks Symmetra on attack
>>144586010
You get an "elimination" if you did some bit of damage to an enemy that didn't get healed away before he died. There's going to be a lot of overlap
POST DANK REAPER MEMES
>>144586117
>thought they give bonus points
You're a fucking idiot. Kill yourself.
>join game
>get put on the losing team
>enemy team is 2 seconds away from winning
>leave
>get punished
>>144585968
Note the title, anon. The title.
>>144586025
Yeah, roadhog is a gay homo for fags because of that combo but it's satisfying to pull off when it's not being used on you.
>>144586043
>killing Tracer
Holy shit I never knew you could do that
>>144586120
i like it but shitty d.va is kinda d.vas thing
i dont want to see a whole 'shitty cast'
>spectating friends because the group is full
>watch the one playing Mei, since I pretty much main her
>he's actually using M1
stop
that's not how you play mei
I knew I should have played D.Va and some other heroes in launch week and got their achievs out of the way.
It's impossible to get 2 people in my self-destruct now, let alone 4. UGH.
Maybe i'll get lucky when my forced 50% kicks in and gives me some fresh blood.
>>144585934
This is even worse for Zenyatta because people have this preconceived notion that he sucks and nobody should play him. They get stomped and/or ignore flankers, then see a Zenyatta on the team while they fume on the respawn screen. Obviously it's not THEIR fault they sucked, it's this fucking useless Zenyatta that's not a REAL healer.
Pharah has real limbs xD
Reminder that if you leave a match because you're losing you are literal cancer.
>it's another Enemy Team Thinks They're Going To Win By Zerging In One Big Group episode
>I go Pharah
>>144586285
>complaining about leaver penalty
Of all the stupid things shitters in this game do, this offends me the most. You are cancer.
>>144586043
Sounds neat, are there any webms/videos showing that?
>>144586194
Widowmaker
Lucio + Mercy
Two McCree
Reinhardt
>It's a "Solo Tank Roadhog On The Team" episode.
>On Attack
>And Defense, fuck it, it never fucking works and they're always so fucking bad.
>>144586117
Oh my god. How could anyone be so stupid? End your pathetic life.
>>144581042
Me too. I also thought I saw a taco.
>>144586358
let them
I like getting the free xp from 16 second games
>>144585785
>play mercy
>shitmates ignore reapers/tracers/genjews slowly dissecting me
>play Lucio
>LMB+melee+push sends those squishies running for the nearest medkit
>can wall ride away around a corner or roof from a lot of enemies too
I want to play Mercy more, but Lucio is king when it comes to playing with publettes.
>>144586358
t. widowmaker
>>144586290
>Hanzo, Widow, Torbjorn, Mei, Junkrat, Roadhog, McCree, S76
Free Tracer kills, mate.
>POP POP POP
>IM A MAN ON A MISSION STAY OUT OF MY WAY
>I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>POP POP POP
>I LOVE THE SMELL OF PULSE MUNITION IN THE MORNING
>OBJECTIVE A CAPTURED
>"nice job :333"
>THATS SIR TO YOU
>>144586340
i don't get it
Anyone know any good Torbjorn sentry placement guides or positions?
I want to get going gud
>>144586245
>someone picks genji on defense
>>144586117
Kill yourself my man. How could anyone be so fucking retarted is beyond me. You're the reason Overwatch is so fucking handholdy.
>>144586401
why don't you go reinhardt if you want a real tank?
>>144586489
TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT
>it's a why does this game start 6v3 episode
>>144586375
I wasn't recording at the time, sadly. I'm not sure if it's instakill or if it just does damage. All I know was that I called my mech, a Tracer zipped up to me shooting and it turned her into pavement.
>>144586401
He's not even a tank. He does not in any way play the same role that Reinhardt does and should be in the Defense section. It makes new players think having only Roadhog as tank is fine.
The same problem with Symmetra in support.
>>144581042
>>144586417
>no Chiquita Banana / Carmen Miranda Symmetra skin
>>144586513
Torbjorn and Zarya are the designated omnic haters.
>>144586401
>le "roadhog can't tank" meme
hahahaha! dank!
>>144586365
>Any one of them shoot you
>>144586519
place one deep inside ur ass f@m@l@m
As a reaper, I eat McCree's for breakfast
>>144586335
I'm just going to hold out hope that the shitty ult gets buffed so that a multikill is actually possible
>>144586582
Let's just shove everyone into Offense and Defense until only Reinhardt is in Tank and Mercy is in Support. Happy?
>>144586582
>He's not even a tank. He does not in any way play the same role that Reinhardt does and should be in the Defense section. It makes new players think having only Roadhog as tank is fine.
Problem is that applies to every tank that's not Reinhardt.
>>144586356
ttps://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/734833833422540801
Amputeefags btfo.
Can we put this in the fucking OP already? It's the fucking art style, it's not meant to be 100% realistic in proportions and shit, it's just meant to look cool.
Jesus Christ, you fucking retards.
>>144586358
I'll leave a match if we're losing and have 2 snipers or something stupid like that.
YOUNG PUNKS,
>>144586117
Get a load of this fucking idiot.
>>144586460
>be roadhog
>hook tracer
>she teleports out before I shoot her
i'm not a young man anymore...
>>144586775
GET THESE JOKERS OFF MY POINT
why is he so based
>>144586536
>there's always a genji on your team no matter what's going on
>they're always terrible
>>144586801
>he doesn't M2 before hooking
>>144586664
It feels good slaying McCrees as a Reaper because they literally have no excuse dying to you
>>144586728
Lucio and Zarya can both be in support too. They didn't design enough actual tank or support characters. Blizzard is the one that wants nothing but Offense/Defense characters, not me.
Tracer suffers more from this tickrate bullshit than any other character in the game
>playing Tracer
>see Roadhog
>dash backwards to get out of hook range
>see end of hook land right in front of me
>"oh thank god I just barely dodged it"
>suddenly teleported five feet forward and hooked in anyway
And then in the SAME game
>fighting Mei
>get headshot and die
>watch killcam
>icicle landed a good foot in front of my face but made no contact whatsoever
This seriously needs to be fucking fixed, it can make this character unplayable if the enemy team is using characters with abilities that take advantage of it
>>144586845
>D.va's eyes being off center
Every time
>get killed by widow
>check the killcam
>he´s pretending to quickscope
>>144586365
I'm convinced Pharah on last point defense of Anubis is a free win.
>>144586845
because he's old
Need more Widowmaker
>>144570772
i had a dream that i sucked tracer's 13 inch dick and she pumped a ton of cum inside my mouth and stomach.i now understand why people like sucking dick, it felt hot as fuck being filled with a big fat she-cock.
>>144586728
Reinhardt is a tank because he tanks damage
Monkey is a distraction tank
The others aren't really "tank" other than having a lot of health and somedefensespecials
>>144586870
It's your problem for thinking a tank has to stand still and take 50k damage to be a tank.
>two Widows on attack
>fuck you
>pick a third Widow out of spite
>recon visor up 100% of the time
>just completely shred anyone who dares do anything
>if one of us misses then whatever, one will spam bodyshots and one will line up a headshot
>225 damage worth of venom mines everywhere
>they try to flank or jump on us
>we see them coming because lol recon visor
THIS IS NOT OKAY
>>144586729
At least D. Va has an anti-projectile E.
At least Winston has his dome.
At least Zarya has her bubbles.
What does Roadhog have to protect his teammates?
REINHARDTS
FUCKING MELEE
HITS BOTH THE MECH AND YOU WHEN YOU POP OUT OF IT
IN
THE
SAME
SWING
THIS IS FUCKING
R E T A R D E D
HOW DOES THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE?
HOW IS THIS FAIR?
>>144586117
I blame you for the handholding in Overwatch
>>144570934
If they exist, I also want this.And yes Iceman, THIS one is me!
>>144586871
>oh no people hit me as Tracer
>TICKRAAAAAAAAAATE
Do the world a favor and blink off a roof.
>>144586689
>>144586628
I don't get it.
Valkyrie or Semen-DemonI am a healslut if that helps at all
>>144586775
>>144586845
Back in my day WE WOULD'VE HAD THE PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY!
>>144586984
his massive, fat body
>>144586519
Altitude seems to be a huge boon to his turrets. Place them up high if you get a chance.
>>144586984
h-he can take out high risk targets like mcroo!!Just play Reinhardt or Winston.
I got the game yesterday and I finally started to branch out into other characters
god damn this game is fun
>Watch my Reinhardt beat on an enemy Reinhardt who just takes it with his shield up
Why even play the huge, macho German guy if you're a little bitch?
>>144586984
If he lands a hook he'll usually kill them and that's one less guy shooting at your team for a bit
>>144586335
Play long enough and it will just randomly happen eventually.
>>144586995
>Smashes through your mech and hits your dumbass sitting inside of it
I
LIVE
FOR
THIS
>>144570772
yeeessssss
>>144586995
I bet you came back as D.Va the next time too. I bring the fucking hammer down on scrubs like you
>>144586934
i've got you, family.
>>144587094
You're disgusting
>>144586952
That's is literally what a tank's role is. Roadhog does nothing but feed ults.
>>144587029
When I see their shots literally not hitting me by a large distance but they hit me anyway, that's fucked up, but yeah have fun blizzdrone, there's literally nothing wrong with the servers whatsoever and it's all perfect
>>144587094
>branching out
But Anon, you've already experienced the best character. Get good at icicle headshots and you don't need to play anyone else.
>>144586867
WHOA THERE
>>144587060
I dunno I like monster girls so I went with Imp. I like Valkyrie's Ult voice line better.
Imp and Demon have this one thing about them that really bugs me though.
>>144586984
His extremely large non-crit hurtbox plus his big heal.
It's a bit weird compared to other tanks who mitigate damage, but Roadhog's defenisve options for his team mean literally meatwalling for them.
Does anyone have the mega for the Overwatch soundtrack?
>>144586519
in the dumpster
unless you're on console where he is apparently broken, then i don't know
>mfw i report all and avoid all people who play widowmaker more than 1 round
>>144586995
HAHAHA, BRING IT ON!
>>144587031
I was going to post teh comic but anon ruined part of the joke for me and I don;t fee like posting it anymore
sorry
>>144570934
>>144587016
http://imgur.com/a/jy6oj
There
>>144586871
This.
>make a hero that's based on reaction
>can never blink away at the last second
>>144587201
Roadhog's very presence with his ability to oneshot a non-tank at will usually acts as a good deterrent unless they have a lot of people grouped together too.
>>144587069
>"Anybody else going to do their job today?"
He perfectly captures my feelings toward pub apes who play team deathmatch.
>>144587060
imp
purple white colour scheme a best
>>144586995
>not knowing reinhardt hits so hard he smashes through the remnants of your mech to hit your fragile kpop body
I love D.va but cmon.
>>144587143
What the fuck is going on with the legs down there?
>>144587117
>>144587124
>>144587234
SUCK MY COCK RETARDS
>retard tries to pin me
>both go off the map
>he dies like a bitch and i fly back
this is your character
thats how stupid you are
stupid crutch character
*sensual french noises*
>>144586580
It does 50 damage.
is it possible to appear offline on battle.net
this was funny
>>144587121
>getting excited about a furry costume for a shit character
fuck off back to tumblr, my man.
>>144587195
I sincerely wish they'd add a ramp-up to the damage on that. It's the most mindless, piss easy of the teamwipe ults.
as someone with bad phone lines, this game really is terrible when i lag
movement doesn't just stutter, it regularly stops, and can't be fixed. it's absolutely horrible. is this a problem with the incredibly low tickrate? because this has never been such a huge issue in other games. even when i lag in other games it's not forcing me to stop moving while im holding a button down. it'd stutter, but not entirely fucking stop.
>trying to play overwatch between the hours of 8am and 2am
>>144587198
Is it just me or does Imp mercy have smaller tits?
Not acceptable
>>144587305
>Talks about how the character shits on them
>"Y-Yeah but I beat them all the time! I-Idiots"
>>144587340
Just 50? That's fucking gay
>>144587201
>His extremely large non-crit hurtbox plus his big heal.
>meatwalling
Yep, I love running into roadhog's as tracer. Free pulse bomb every time.
hanzo = yasuo
hanzo with wolf skin = udyr
mcnoob = high noon yasuo
rate blogpost please
>>144587305
>honorable german knight selflessly gives his own life for the betterment of his comrades
>am supposed to feel bad about this
>>144587305
>retard d.va tries to ult
>hide behind tiny road sign
>look at kill feed
>she killed herself
this is your character
thats how stupid you are
stupid crutch character
>>144587407
that's what he's pointing out
but dfc is the true siren call of hell
>>144587407
they're the same, but (ironically) the demon skin's clothes are less tight
>>144585286
mada mada
>>144587415
>beat a character based on your own skill
>they win because of broken game mechanics
yeah fuck off
>>144586775
>>144586845
>>144587069
Literally worst attacker in the game, stop holding your team back learn tracer/junkrat already fuck
Why is aiming so hard in Overwatch?
>>144587380
it's also insanely easy to shut down
>shitters on my team actually picking D.va
Fucking why, the only thing she's good at is helping the other team build their ults faster
>>144587407
Really the thing I complain about. It's the same with the demon skin. I know its a small thing to spurg out about, especially since you don't ever really see it other than rarely during the main menu but still.
I usually alternate between Imp, Copper, and Cobalt (i think thats the name?)
>>144587149
no bully ;_;
>>144587178
she's so much fun and lets me do what ever the fuck I want with her wall and ice block
I can just imagine a reaper's face when I start frosting them and they just watch me line up the "not an ice lance" shot
there is absolutely no reason for windowlicker's assault rifle to do so much damage
>>144587449
Both American characters are Clint Eastwood though
>>144587327
>tfw addicted to widowmaker
>>144585286
>I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinkin'...you're the other one.
>>144587515
I feel ya
>>144587340
i want to smell her shit hole after she blasts a massive fart.
>>144587340
>call meka only does 50
>tolberone smashes kneecaps with his hammer for 75
>defending team is getting pushed hard on Kings Row
>decide to go Junkrat for the first time, since we're fucked up and losing I figure it won't matter if I don't know any of his shit
>End the match with 2 deaths 50 kills, the potg and 70% of the teams damage done and literally all the medals.
Holy fucking shit, why did no one tell me that Junkrat was the best character?
>>144587545
there's only one reasonconsoles
>>144587564
Blueberries are for __________
Anyone starting to get bored of it already?
I played it non stop when it came out, but now i just play it in short bursts once or twice a day.
>>144575040
underrated post
>>144587506
also I feel like I started the meme of everyone calling her windowlicker
been calling her that since closed betas
>>144587504
>I win because i'm the best
>They win because their character is broken
D.va fags lol
>>144587564
>level 49
>23 hours
send help
>>144587631
impregnating
stay out of my way, or ill run you over.
>>144587590
call mech should have a bigger aoe
why not have it do 200 damage to people within 3 yards? anyone who can die to that from full health can shut her down in 1 hit as she activates the fucking thing
>>144587510
>being a shitter, a post by anon
>no loli hero
SHIT GAME BLIZZARD
>>144586401
>>144586582
>For 5 seconds after huffing, Roadhog gains a shield across the entire front of his fatass belly and body, including shoulders.
There we go, Roadhog can tank now.
>>144587613
You should've figured it out by now
>>144587613
I end up picking Junkrat about 90% of the games where I have to carry a retarded team on King's Row Defend because the last point is fucking built for him.
>>144587631
Eating
>>144586265
What I'm saying is they made it sound like they were looking at the counts of them other players had that game. Which I thought was impossible.
>>144586934
https://a.pomf.cat/ztjgnu.webm
>>144587702
>being a pedo
shit life anon
Give me one good reason why Roadhog's chain pull should also stun the person they pull.
>>144587613
King's Row is Junkrat paradise.
>>144587651
This webm will never stop being funny
every day
>get dropped near the end of a game
>go widowmaker
>we of course lose within 30 seconds
>suddenly an autist goes on about running into another widowmaker who lost us the game
Of all the times I see people go widow or hanzo when it's not needed never has anyone called them out, I do it one time and my ass gets roasted. Bullshit.
>>144587702
>being a pedophile
Good, Blizzard shouldn't pander to you degenerates
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO NAME 1 GOOD THING D.va CAN DO FOR THE TEAM
>>144587756
>asian Widowmaker
Pretty arousing
>get a strange buff as Tracer
>there's a big random powerup floating around the map
>if I keep track of where it is and shoot it occasionally I get to fill up my Pulse Bomb for free
>if I shoot it too much though it disappears and I don't get to charge my Pulse Bomb anymore until I find it again
>fun mini-game of charging the fast ultimate, dashing around and bombing medics and squishies, and charging the ultimate again
I think it's called "Roadhog"
>>144587727
>that first part of the S curve
>just traps on the corner, tossing mines, and dropping bombs
>getting the tire every fifteen seconds.If only he was scottish...
>>144587708
>6 Junkrats
My genius is finally recognized.
if you like tf2 go play tf2? why do people have to justify their games?
>>144587756
>widowmaker_as_a_yordle.jpg
seriously what is that face
>>144587784
>chain grab in any video game ever not also stunning
>>144587829
Counter Operation Protect the President.
>>144587696
in all seriousness name one thing 76 does better then Tracer or Junkrat
>inb4 le epic healing LOL
>>144587631
Crushing
I wish they'd seriously nerf her so it won't turn into another sniper domination game
I want to enjoy her and not despise her every game but the fact that she's so fucking strong in the right hands is just disheartening
she has a super high skill cap in a game where most heroes have a low skill cap and are easy as fuck targets for a sniper
I just don't understand why they made her hitscan and so fast at shooting
>>144587756
Always nice to see when they don't inflate her tits
>>144587774
>not liking lolis
>2k16
nice meme
>>144587854
TF2 is shit and has been for years
>>144587854
dota invented moss
>>144587854
insecurity
I started playing Soldier today, and I'm getting at least 3 gold medals almost every match.
Love this dude. Good in every situation imo.
Lots of room to get better too, as in getting more head shots and shit.
>>144587756
I like how they put more detail on the penis than anything else
>>144587854
Nobodys talking about TF2
>>144587834
>fighting roadhogs that can't just blast your whimsy ass
>fighting roadhogs that can't even hook you
so you played against shitty people then?
>>144587796
I actually met Edgelord once
he didn't play Reaper tho
>>144587846
You can mine jump up into the top compartment and rain grenades and tires down from above too.
>>144587890
t. shitter
>>144587702
>What are loli sprays
>tfw the flick is so good niggas think you're aimbotting
>>144586276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvHTrIwXjs
>>144587774
loli ≠ pedo, and you can't help it, so whatever
>>144587854
they're different games. i like both.
http://pastebin.com/Hs0Rxjiq
>>144587864
Killing Pharah
Tearing through roadhog
>Putting the reason why you're wrong in green text somehow makes it not matter
Nice work idiot
>>144587407
>get Demon Mercy Skin
>spend 1000 on Frog Lucio
>not notice until now Demon & Imp Mercy have no titties
>>144587864
the heal is no joke
its just, reliable dps compared to tracer and junkrat at any range with decent mobility
tracer has to get up close and is very squishy, shes a flanker so not even comparable to 76 in my opinion
junkrat plays differently as well, he can stay in the front line but is more about zone control and taking out static defense
How do I stack /owg/?
>>144587879
Almost everyone uses the same model that someone rigged, so 90% of the sfm stuff you'll see will be using that model.
>>144587986
t. shitter
>offense
>your team picks tracer ,genji, mcreee, dv.a, reaper
>"hurr heal us better and we win git gud"
>>144587996
That's not loli, that's chibi
I had a pretty good winloss but today I had to queue up alone. So much for that. Fuck this shitty game, how are you gonna charge $40-60 for a game with 5 maps and no solo matchmaking?
>>144587934
I'm not surprised that there are extremely detailed SFM penises out there that you can just slap onto some other model.
>>144587985
I didn't even know that the mine wouldn't damage me in that round
after that I started joining the Widowmakers on battlements, dropping traps right by their own mines.
I wanted to love Zarya, but I think Junkrat's stolen my heart.
>>144586117
I bet you're a widowmaker main
>>144588004
>Person on my team name flick
>Nothing but widowmaker
>Does fuck all
>Gets POTG
>It's them non-charge bodyshotting a reinhardt for 5 seconds before they get an assist and a kill on some other person at low health
Is there a way to queue for certain game modes?
>>144588038
you get friends
>>144588034
at what time do you ever need "reliable" dps over high burst in this game though
>>144588135
>Pharah
>Arms
>Legs
?
>>144587854
It has nothing to do with the game itself, it has to do with the options. TF2 gives you options to play whatever map/team/mode you want, while Overwatch doesn't.
Overwatch as a game is great but its options are basically nonexistent. It's a good game, let us play it how we want instead of just hitting the "Random map, random role available, random attack/defense" mode. TF2 launched with the ability to play what map you like. Holy shit that's so advanced.
>>144588135
>farah
>>144588038
what's your win percentage?
>>144588038
i think you should kill yourself anon
>>144587858
No. THIS is Widowmaker as a Yordle.
>pyro is only picked by braindead retards who think they're """""good""""" in tf2
What hero is the pyro of TF2?
>>144587756
Would be so much better if he came over her face and tits and she kept that expression.
god genji is so much fun
send help
>>144588135
>parah working out in a gym
>not lifting pyramid bricks at anubis
>>144588004
You know I like to think I'm a pretty good sniper player. Played the shit out of sniper against my IM level friends in TF2, went even and even won sometimes. Played CS:GO at DMG level mostly AWPing. I don't understand how this game made by Blizzard babs that has attracted a large crowd of LoL babs has so many good snipers.
Has the AWPs easy, slow paced, 1 hit body shot kills just ruined my sniping?
>>144587784
So that it's not pointless. Like half the cast have a way of nullifying his shotgun or escaping, if they could do them while being pulled in or just as they arrive it would make roadhogs hook pointless. Ice block, stun grenade, defense matrix, reinhart barrier, zarya barrier, deflect, tracer recall, reaper wraith form, the list goes on.
>>144588182
vs tanks for example, who are super good in this game
>>144588298
Rethink your life my man
>>144588221
>letting others dictate what hero you play as
beta
>>144588298
reaper
>>144588182
76 has burst and sustained damage.
>>144588298
>Pussy Soldier mad that somebody can actually reflect his massive Insta-Win splash damage bitch rockets back at his face.
Love it.
>>144588298
>>144588349
>pyro of TF2
pyro of overwatch
>>144588298
widowmaker
>>144588298
Easy, 76. Sad thing is they think they are something besides a shit version of Tracer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144588194
Her not having limbs is fanfic, Anon.
what is the point of chrome genji?
>>144588298
literally anything
Overwatch is baby casual, even if you can't aim well you can still hard counter other classes just by playing rock/paper/scissors well.
>>144588248
why
>>144587996
chibi
>people who say "gg" after a game that was very clearly one-sided and not fun at all for the opposing team
>>144588298
scout
>>144588030
yeah dude I noticed that and the weird eye spike things kinda ruin the skin for me
>commando 76's bootlaces have jiggle physics.
amazing 10/10 game
There are 4 heroes that are OP:
McCree (all the time)
Lucio (all the time)
Mei (solo)
Bastion (solo)
There is one hero whose entire existence, will always be cancerous, regardless of power:
Tracer
If you want to actually play the game and be a good Tracer - like you actually aspire to be good at Tracer - you are a literal blight upon this game and obnoxious characters like this should not exist whatsoever.
>>144588492
>The only people who ever say "gg" are people on the winning team.
>>144588492
It's etiquette.
>>144588448
Without doubt it's le bouncing grenade man.
>>144588030
make a thread about it on the forums then link it here
>>144588472
to be shiny
>>144588492
it was a good game for them
>>144588424
>massive Insta-Win splash damage bitch rockets
How fucking bad at TF2 are you?
>>144588376
Stop this meme
A bad reaper player is a very easy target
>>144588082
>>144588491
chibi is japanese for loli though
>I've got you in my guaranteed PoTG twice with 4 kills
>PoTG is trashmouse wheel
Why are genji players so fucking angry all the time
>>144588568
those same people dont say it when they lose, only when they stomp
fuck off retard
>>144588298
Mei is literally the Pyro of Overwatch, but not for the reasons you listed.
>flamethrower/icethrower
>only scrubs die to her at all ever
>same scrubs think she's op bullshit
>is extremely useless in high level play
>>144588643
what the fuck are you talking about?
ロリ/loli is a japanese word
ちび/chibi is another, different concept
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chibi_(term)
>>144588656
They're angry because they're bad and stupid
>>144588647
>literally everyone on your team gets a guaranteed PoTG
>your team wins
>PoTG is the other team's windowlicker
>literally just two boring kills
>>144588731
>>is extremely useless in high level play
Pyro's critical as a babysitter for the combo
Should Pharah be buffed? I dunno if the current meta of Widowmaker/McCree/S76 is just making her seem like complete fucking doodoo, but it seems silly to me how squishy she is and how difficult it is to deal a decent amount of damage with her. She seems like one of the hardest heroes to play right now because being in the air makes you a big fat target, your dps is hot garbage, and your ult is complete shit even when you flank with it.
She just seems underwhelming. She got nerfed back in closed beta and I think it was way too early to throw around nerfs because it made her pretty bad imo.
If you ask me, she should just have more survivability. Damage clearly isn't the name of the game with her because literally every offense hero has higher dps than her, as do some defense heroes. So the least she could get is a buff to her tankiness.
>100 health, 100 armor so that she isn't ripped to shreds by hitscan classes clicking on her from a mile away (s76 in particular)
would be good imo.
>>144588557
>not Windwolicker
>>144583306
chronal accelerator is a bikini with two blue glowing spots
you know where
>>144588118
>he says that "no sniper" was displayed in his lobby
>claim he mains a sniper
I'm surprised that you manage to be even more retarded than he is
>>144588568
The proper etiquette is to only say GG if you're the loser, then the winners respond. In fact, saying GG is often an admission of defeat and a signal that you're going to concede.
>>144588796
2 charges of jump jets.
How do I get good with Hanso? Always feel like I'm doing the right thing and I like playing as her but my win rate is abysmal.
>>144588557
>complaining about tracer
git gud
>>144588796
>shitters actually having a hard time playing phara
>fucking phara
kill yourself
>>144588796
>S: 76 is literally among the only good counters for her outside of Widowmaker
>lmao lets make her immune to 76 XD
kill yourself
>>144588634
and bad pyros are very easy targets.
what's your point?
>>144588867
wow
>>144588298
>obnoxious in a 1v1 scenario
>200 ammo capacity weapon, cone spray primary fire, secondary fire that costs 25 ammo
>decent zoning abilities, can stuff certain disruptive ults such as winston (like an ubercharge in tf2)
>invuln/healing ability (lazer flamethrower)
>people debate what they look like under all that clothing
just based on that? mei easily.
simplicity of combo?
>tap m1, press 3, tap m1
>tap e, press m2, (OCCASIONALLY) shift, press m2
mccree players are the worst
>>144588557
>muh honor
>I don't use fireballs in fighting games because spamming is frowned upon *dips bedinka*
>>144588796
Give her more fuel, higher jump reach and speed with space and maybe increase the rocket splash and some more aerial control with dashing in the air or something. Its what came to mind when I played a few games with her.
>>144588796
>Should Pharah be buffed?
LOL
>>144588796
have you tried landing a rocket?
she our ranges a lot of enemies and is more mobile than 80% of the roster
>>144588030
just pretend it's etna
>>144588631
Not at all, I've always maintained Soldiers and Demos are the biggest faggots that think they're hot shit because rockets and nades absolutely shit out damage, with some heftiness to their health, and the ability to circumvent their slower movement speed via sticky/rocket jumps. Probably the easiest class to GIT GUD at, because it's all kind of laid out for you. Whereas an actual good Scout legitimately takes skill.
>>144588762
In what, Highlander? I said high level play.
>>144588796
oh my lord no. She is very good. Her problem is that McCree, Widow and Soldier are all super strong and theyre easily her biggest counters. Wait until McFuck and Blueberry are nerfed, and they will be, before thinking about buffing her. Soldier is also very very strong too and id rather see him take a small hit after the mcfuck and widow nerfs than pharah buffed.
>>144588796
Pharah is fine as is. Quicker cooldown on her knockback rocket would be nice.
>>144588245
63%
>>144588173
I could stand with no more pubs
>>144588451
He might be babby's first pick but he's actually a good hero and one of the more versatile characters in the game. Definitely not pyro.
>>144583306
Tracer should have boyshorts.
>Spend weeks trying to git gud with Genji
>Get behind enemy lines, kill their supports as you should but doesn't feel like I'm contributing only when I'm killing a Bastion
>Take a break and play Reaper and play exact same way
>Gold, Gold, Gold, Potg, Actually contribute
>Mfw
What the FUCK is going on here.
This is depressing, why does Reaper feel like a better Genji. I wanted to play Genji not Reaper but FUCK he's rubbing off on me
>>144588910
>not mentioning roadhog
I interrupted so many Pharah ults with my hook I almost feel bad about it
>>144588987
this!
holy fuck tracer is my girl. sporty hair, and boy shorts, hnnng.
>>144588964
>Caring about 2 soldier 2 demo 1 scout 1 medic: the game
>>144588967
>Her problem is that she can be countered
Please never go into game design you fucking dunce.
>>144588757
ebertim
>>144588564
So basically they might as well type "Haha fuck you I win you suck."
>>144571795
>No Tracer
>No Genji
>No Bastion
wut
Attack commences in 30 seconds
>>144588951
She's mobile at dashing up in the air in a very predicatable way and then hovering there. It would be like if Tracer's dash made her hop up 10 feet in the air and then just hover there for 4 seconds. AND she could only do it once every 14 seconds or whatever.
Farah also has one of the worst winrates in the game, maybe even the 2nd worst after Mercy (last I checked).
>>144588867
Did you just go to the leaderboards and screenshot the worst Hanzo player in the world? How the heckie do you not get more than 9 elims in a round, his Ult is guaranteed kills.
>>144588867
hitting your arrows helps
>>144589010
Coming from someone who has most time played on Reaper, it's because Reaper has a lot higher of a skill floor than Genji does.
git gud
>>144589097
no, you illiterate retard. Her problem is that her counters are overpowered so every team has 4 or 5 of them and they all whoop her ass harder than they should
>>144581982
She didn't. Her therapist did it for her.
>>144588896
She isn't hard to play, she just isn't very effective.
>>144588910
S76 wouldn't be useless against her though. He just wouldn't be able to literally kill her from across the map if she has the audacity to fly up. He can still damage her armor a decent amount from most ranges, and he'll mulch her as always once it's dead.
>>144588951
She isn't really that mobile though. The horizontal movement she gets from the conc blast is laughably bad and she's just a big target when she's flying. She's literally only viable when she's not in the air so long as the enemy has Widowmaker/S76/McCree and those three are basically always run in some combination at high mmr games. Either she needs a buff of they need nerfs.
>>144588967
Yeah I recognize that much. Maybe once they're nerfed she'll be better, yeah. Something's gotta give though.
>>144588881
Her entire kit and playstyle being the absolute definition of obnoxious is not something being bad or good at the game is going to change, special anon
>>144572175
it really is a shame in that right, I hate being the dead weight on the team, but how are you supposed to learn without practice? Bots get predictable.
that being said, it's so hard to play widowmaker because theres always some shitter sitting on hanzo or widow. and I just never know when it's a good time to play genji because I can usually get the job done better as pharah.
>>144589212
>hanzo ult is guaranteed kills
Maybe if you remove their legs so they can't slowly strafe away.
>>144589237
You're saying Reaper is harder to play than Genji? Sorry I get the terms confuse
>>144589065
>this much of a retarded highlander babby that you dont even know 6s setup correctly
>>144589414
its literally one of the largest abilities in this and pretty much any other game, and it goes through walls
Should I just give up on playing all but 5 heroes? I feel like I just am a burden if I try new guys.
>>144589519
Yeah, but it moves really slow and you hear RYUUUUUGAWATAKTEIKINOKRUAOUA really loudly followed by a dragon roar / wolf howl.
>>144589517
>Implying I play highlander
TF2 comp in general is garbage
>>144588867You dontpick another hero
>>144589551
its quick play.
Disable chat and practice
>>144589551
i dunno why you feel indebted to give DankScope420 on hanzo a good time
play what you want man
>learning mcree
>"MCREE CAN YOU DO SOMETHING???"
>lmao silver medal across the board
>"MCREE SUCKS, REPORT MCREE INTENTIONAL AFK"
>wtf
Why do these kids have such meltdowns?
>>144589010
Winston is a better Genji than Genji.
>>144590020
because youre bad
>>144590020
So far I have only had one angry teammate and the only thing he did was call us all incestuous faggots.
>>144585286
"Violence is usually the answer"
>>144590173
Yeah no shit thats why im not playing ranked
>>144585848
thats been my last 10 boxes. getting pretty tired of it.
>>144590637
That's the reason you aren't playing ranked? Huh.
>mc cree: "we need someone to stop this genji"
>I pick junkrat and trap him to death several times
>mc cree: "please switch you aren't doing well as junkrat :)"
>followed immediately by me getting quad with tire on point
>mc cree literally dead all game
This game is giving me terrible flashbacks of tf2 in the early days
send help
Most cancerous players are always McCree, tracers, or Widowmaker mains
Fuck all of those tryhard baby faggots
>>144590716
Yet another symptom of having no scoreboard, bad players believe they're good because they have nothing to compare themselves with while also rationalizing their losses by blaming their team without evidence.
>>144590957
Because what we need is idiots not fighting until it's time to steal kills to pad their ego
>>144590836
>the two snipers on your team argue over whos better at sniping
>on offense
>>144590836
Swap Tracer with Mei. Tracer at least requires the player to not be a complete retard
>>144586117
How could anyone be so stupid.
>>144590836
>not Genjis
>MAN GUYS GENJI IS SO HARD TO PLAY I MEAN ALL I DO IS MAKE PEOPLE GUESS BETWEEN REFELCT OR EATING SHURIKENS IN THE FACE AND IF MY REFLECT FAILS WATCH ME DASH AWAY AND WAIT FOR REFLECT TO RECHARGE
>IT'S SO HARD GUYS GENJI IS SO HARD TO PLAY
>>144586938
good post write a fanfic
Anyone making a competitive team and needs a support?
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