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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/WmjiAjQ2
Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune confirmed in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details
Megadimension annouced for Steam
http://gematsu.com/2016/05/megadimension-neptunia-vii-coming-pc-via-steam-summer
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies is out. But not on PC.
Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls probably soon.
Is Neptune really that dominant?
>>144501150
Dengenkiko has the worst personality : she sucks up to the neps, but shits on Famitsu.
If you want to know what a girl is like, take a good look at how she treats her coworkers, not her superiors.
>>144501490
It it's about pudding of course, otherwise there's noway.
How do I seduce nep girls?
IlikeVert
>>144501509
Its a classic setting that someone like her acts a little tsun toward her competitor.
>>144501293
>>144501438
Just tell her to play 2 chapters of RB1 with some rewards. If she really doesnt like it, give up on that bitch.
Reminder that is for the kids.
>>144501490
I didn't know I wanted dominant Neptune until I got it.
>>144501689
post more smuggy neppers
>>144501889
Here.
>>144501323
>>144501356
>>144501438
>>144501562
>>144501709
Ok I understand your point of views but she's right, I need to think ahead and about the future I can't play games until I'm 90, and she wants to build a family, I can't be playing nep games while having other responsibilities. Life is short, I gotta make as much happy memories as I can, she's even encouraging me to go back to college. She really is taking care of me even though I don't approve her methods, in the end she's right?
>>144501994
That's your own fault for being a normie. Also back to /soc/
>>144501838
STOP SHITPOSTING THAT I SWEAR TO GOD
Noire says that to everyone
>>144501994
Yeah, you can't play neps *all day* and all that other stuff is right. But there's no reason why you should give up your hobbies entirely.
>>144502060
I'd do kids with Noire anytime.
Is Chika lazy girl?
I thought she is cool and mature oracle.
>>144501994
You speech is inconceivable. How long can you play nep games anyway? Arent they designed more like Gals rather than RPGs?
And just let your gf play some of it she should understand.
>>144502081
Her response is that she just wants to spend more time together. I don't get it because we watch movies but don't talk, where's the bonding in that?
>>144502183
Girls are strange creatures. You can spend a lifetime trying to understand them, and in the end, they can still surprise you. It's like Trump or Ghostroach, you think he dropped to the bottom already, and he surprises you by digging himself even deeper.
>>144502183
Just communicate more and this is only a phase.
RED thread!
>>144502507
I want to make RED's butt as red as her hair.And then her dragon would probably bite my head off.
Rena is best!
>>144502648
Who is that? Is she spankable? What game is she from? Is that relevant to the topic? Where's the gold?
>>144502507
Here's a wifey in a scandalous pose.
>>144502507
>>144502507
Here.
>>144502890
Don't talk to it, you'll encourage it.
Ignore it and it will go away, crawl in some hole, and die like a bitch.
>>144502845
>Red seraafuuku
What
>>144503057
I meant to say black, holy shit, how drunk am I?
>>144502740
Don't spank please.
>>144502845
delete this
>>144501207
>Plutie is a Babe
This is my beloved goddess.
Praise Iris, please.
>>144503431
Well she is.
>>144502648
Foxtits is better
>>144503440
get out of here stalker.
>>144503495
Wolflegs too.
Now I understand why Japanese games are lewd
Can we design an OP picture with nepgen logo?
>>144503129
It's Nepugia.
This is a married couple ~
>>144504472
At what time is Nepgen's match tomorrow? The site says 8, but I don't know the timezone.
>>144505123
If they don't bother specifying, you know it's America. That narrows it down to what, 2 or 3 hours?
>>144506268
That's a pretty big margin for a 15 minute fake football match.
>>144503171
>"Don't spank!" He says, while posting a butt.
>>144503706
Just use Planeptune's.
Noire may not be a completely shitty sister in the end.
>>144510059
Don't delude yourself.
>>144510143
Only feminists delude themselves.
>>144502507
Fuuuus...shioooon...haaaa!
Red thread, /repgen/
Red is bad.
>>144510661
delete that fucking photo behind
>>144507272
what Planeptune's?
Finally found out why Planeptune is number 1.
>>144511464
It's a (N) like thingy.
>>144511493
Fixed.
Man I can't wait for 4 Goddesses to remind me why I hate TF2 and every fucking MMO I played in my life.
"Healer", more like "everyone's scapegoat".
>>144503706
There are old images like that
Is everyone dead? What time is it in Eagleland?
>>144514057
Almost 8:30 AM in NY
>>144514520
Ha, that's why.
>>144514057
Busy undressing the Senrans.
>>144514057
Busy buying more Ram.
Time to kill all those ungrateful bastard.
Saw this yuri poll on Reddit this morning. Nepcest goes in all fields.
https://www.quiz-maker.com/QZ413MM
>>144517913
Keep it there, plebbitor.
>>144479016
>would Le-Fi's "ignore height" skill work on that map?
No, Ignore Height means ignoring the damage difference there is from the height difference between targets. If you attack someone at a lower height than you, you deal more damage. If you attack someone at a higher height than you, you deal less damage.
>>144517913
And done.
Now Vert on Vert action will get the recognition it has always deserved.
>>144518709
Double Vert = double the fun
>>144519061
Right is for chills
Left is for thrills
>>144517913
>https://www.quiz-maker.com/QZ413MM
Where are the results?
Post nep breasts please
Reminder that Neps are weak as shit Deities and probably can't even lift a small mountain, let alone a 150 Billion ton one.
>>144520158
>>144511030
So is Blanc annoyed with Neptune for hitting on Noire's sister while she's trying to have some incest action here? Is that what I'm seeing?
>>144520942
Yes that is what you specifically you are seeing
>>144520942
Uni is nowhere to be seen, that's another Sega console.
Everything Sony does is black, and Neptune's console is pink here.
>>144520158
>>144520575
150 billion tons is not much of a mountain. I think I saw a calculation once that put Everest at 6 trillion tons assuming low density rock.
What I'm trying to say is, your weakass god can't bench-press Olympus either
>>144519061
Quadruple boob press = Nepgear's true celestia
>>144521298
If you add Blanc's hat, the universe would implode from all the comfy
>>144521169
That is clearly the ass of a Vita I'm seeing in Neptune's hands.
I will have you know I have a PhD in identifying Vita asses.
>>144522009
Uni doesn't have pink panties, so it can't be a Vita.
I bet you don't have a PhD in nep panties, amateur.
![[PuddingHeart] Choujigen Game Neptune The Animation - 13.mkv-16.46-0001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IG7rFBu.jpg "[PuddingHeart] Choujigen Game Neptune The Animation - 13.mkv-16.46-0001.jpg")
>>144521298
A heaven reserved only for gear
>>144522112
In the picture she's having an affair with Neptune.
Obviously she wears different clothes so no one would recognize her. It could be anyone's ass Neptune has her hands all over, in her mind!
>>144523074
What a clever girl.
>>144522117
>60,000-character interview
>64-page photoshoot
WHERE CAN I BUY SUBSCRIPTION
PLS THIS IS IMPORTANT
I made a picture for the next OP that allows new people to know instantly what the serie is about.
>>144505123
The wiki runs on UTC so all dates are given in that timezone. Also if you hover your mouse over the times, you can see pic related.
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>144525329
And Blanc has a lewd butt.
I want to bully Neptune.
>>144510059
Noire's the least-bad big sister of them all.
Neptunia's Goddesses make terrible sisters.
I want to walk in the Basilicom at night and see Neptune crying to herself while eating pudding.
>>144529789
Blanc is okay though. Her sisters don't have crippling issues, like Uni's lack of self-esteem or Nepgear being a doormat and a murderer.
I want_______Uni_______
>>144530367
>Uni's stripped panties
Too lewd.
>>144530367
>>144530506
I want to spank Uni.
>>144530506
>The ones in your pic arenonexistent, though
>>144530367
Made for UMD insertion until Brave arrived.
>"Hey kids, wanna buy some dream?"
Which Neptunia is the funniest to play?
Gameplay-wise, I mean.
>>144532791
plutia
>>144532791
Grinding in RB3. Dunno if the grinding is still fun in VII.
>>144532791
Noire has some real funny gameplay, alright.
>>144533352
I don't get it.
>>144533486
Histy says it's important how your unit is oriented before movement as that affects which way they will go. In this screenshot you have Vert who will always go the same way regardless of which way she's facing.
>>144533486
You can't unless you play it. It's like the 4th stage
>>144533810
Weird, that never happened to me.
>>144533486
Basically what >>144533810 says, and also the grated floor is a trap.
>>144533810
That's dumb.
Can't they patch it?
>>144534031
It's probably fixed in the PC port, I don't recall something similar happening to me.
>>144534305
I own Noire's game on the PC but I have not run into that
>>144534589
I have it too, the only problem I ran into is that kicking a monster on a trap did nothing. I probably misunderstood how they work.
>>144534663
traps don't work on monsters for some reason.
even using knockback on the Estelle/Ein Al stage
>>144534771
>traps don't work on monsters for some reason
That completely makes all the strategy COMPLETELY BLOODY USELESS.
>>144512556
4G is an offline game.
>>144530332
They are lonely as hell all the time, though. And they're afraid of her.
>>144531059
This would never happen, Neptune is a veteran pudding eater.
>>144534031
>>144534305
>IFI
>not just swapping libraries to output English text and audio
>doing literally anything having to do with gameplay
>>144535071
They released a patch for Geki Noire and didn't bother to publish a changelog or something. Patches fix things.
NepuBuran
>>144535051
Great. So instead of raging at a retarded other players, I'll rage at the AI.
No they're not, they pick on Blanc too much to be afraid of her.
But not Purple Heart.
>>144535184
>http://steamcommunity.com/games/415480/announcements/detail/597102827881170774
Useless patch.
>>144535184
>They released a patch for Geki Noire and didn't bother to publish a changelog or something
You mean just like every fucking game ever on Steam?
>recent news
>"hey rock paper shotgun talks about us"
>"hey that other game has a sale, get it"
>"hey our CEO scratches his balls live"
>"patch notes? What are these?"
>>144535372
>that comment on Estelle crashing the game if she counters
so I wasn't the only one with this issue. At least turning animations off fixes that
>>144535051
All kids get lonely, that's normal and it was already shown that Blanc does play with them every now and then. They arent scared of her so much as her punishments when they do bad things.
>>144535927
>They arent scared of her so much as her punishments
Which are?
>>144536053
Being forced to read her fanfics and getting yelled at.
>>144511030
>>144520942
I was trying to make a "playing with their sisters" joke, but I think you've nailed it pretty well.
>>144536053
Reading them storiesStories she wrote herself
>>144536258
I can understand why Abnes feels sorry for them.
>>144520942
That's an interesting headcanon.
>>144535184
I'm sure that patch was just basic functionality stuff.
>>144511030
Blanc has a nice ass.
>>144536053
They're whipped.
>nep nep
>who's there
I want to represent NepNep and her harem on a Pokemon team but I don't know what to pick. What ones would be the best ones to use?
Noire gets the playboy bunny naturally.
>>144539398
That's a cute Rei. Could do without the meme text though.
>>144539837
I think there was a monkey in 4th gen? that would just laze around and refuse to fight.
Does anyone know how the "Event Music 10" from Hyperdevotion is called? I tried searching it myself but the only thing JewTube is good for is spoilering the game.
>>144540060
Slaking was 3rd Gen.
>>144540060
Snorflax.
>>144540171
Yeah, that. Sorry I haven't played since Silver.
>>144540060
Dude, that's racist
>>144539503
>Neputyuunu.
>>144539837
>Neptune
>harem
The one with the closest thing to a harem was Nepgear in mk2 though.
>>144540809
It's obvious you never played HDN1.
>>144540889
No I didn't because the people from the general I'm posting from told me not to, and I don't have a PS3. Besides I checked some videos and it looked like the alpha stage of Victory.
>>144541123
Then you can read a Let's Play of it.
Go to the Let's Play Archive, and look for Feinne's LP of Hyperdimension Neptunia.
>>144541242
Noway I would watch someone else play videogames, I'd borrow at PS3 from somewhere if I ever feel like playing it, besides I'm not missing much since it doesn't matter to the sequel of VII if it ever comes out.
>>144541415
>I would watch
I'm fairly certain I used the word "read".
>>144541478
I was sure you made a mistake.
>>144541584
Go READ it. There are a few gameplay videos, but they're skippable.
Beru just wanted to be spoiled and doted on
>>144541694
I'm sure reading something will not even be close to emulating a visual experience but I will give a try anyway.
>>144541754
And instead of that, she got murdered by Underling and died knowing she was abandoning Chika.
>>144541821
Who cares? You just need to know what they say, you don't need to watch ALL the grinding and all the item farming that I'm still not sure how it works.
>>144541994
I get it anon, I said I will give a try.
>>144539503
>>144542087
I see "will" in your sentence instead of "fucking doing it right now".
>>144540809
Nepgear a shit though. She can be part of Neptune's.
>>144540889
Rebirth also.
>>144542518
Given Nepgear is basically Neptune's clone, isn't she basically part of Neptune?
>>144542619
>Nepgear is basically Neptune's clone
Is this satire?
>>144517913
finally done
>>144539503
V is so terrible
>Nep is telling actual babies to shut up.
>>144543776
>implying you wouldn't snap at babies that are snarky on top of being little shits
>>144543776
>V is terrible because someone wants babies to shut the hell up
>>144543916
When is nepgen's match?
>>144544063
Couple more matches to go. Currently on /wotg/-/drg/ with /llsifg/-/hanny/ next before us
>>144540113
Get the soundtrack silly.
Post Bert
>>144546036
She just wanted to be spoiled and doted on right? I would if I could
Didn't know NowaPloot was so popular?
We go in next, /nepgen/.
Have you been praying to the CPUs?
>>144546036
Got you covered my man
>>144546726
PuruNoway shipping has always been popular.
>>144546913
I don't visit /u/ so don't expect me to know yuri pairings. I'm just kind of surprised it's the most popular one on as if now on that poll.
>>144546726
Nowapuru is cute.
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
>>144546497
>>144546868
You are Gods among men.
>>144547121
/nepgen/ is the only place with weird stuff.
>>144546868
Vert is great.
>>144547406
No one in Leanbox is great.
>>144547213
More than yourself?
>>144548318
>Cave
>Not greatq
>>144548318
>Everyone in Leanbox is great.
Fixed.
Come on, /nepgen/! Let's show those card game nerds who the true goddesses are!
>>144548475
>loving yourself
Pray for /nepgen/
>>144548954
No.
FAILURE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Love live saved themselves from penalties in the last second of the game.
Let's do it, /nepgen/, we're up
>>144549067
I am going to blame you for everything
SHOULD ANYONE FAIL, YOU WILL REGRET CONQUEST NOT BEING CANON.
DO NOT FUCK UP.
/nepgen/
If you fuck up, you better lube it up.
>>144549089
>>144549253
>>144549268
>>144549332
>>144549712
>and then Tekken misses on purpose
>nepgeardam is the goal
SHE WASN'T SHITTY ENOUGH LAST TIME
>>144545487
link to stream?
>>144550042
Hitbox tv / the4 chncup
Can't post it directly.
We're going to fucking choke!
>>144543916
>>144544046
I can literally feel the edge
Nepgear when I'll be done with you, you won't be able to sit anymore.
>>144550579
Babies crying and screaming aren't a nice sound to anyone.
>>144550274
thanks familia
>>144550673
Or look for the implying rigged wiki, it has all the links.
>1-1
YEAH
NO SPANKING FOR YOU, BLANC, MY LOVE.
praise Blanc
>>144548475
Yes, more than myself.
>>144550662
A. Neptune isn't telling them to shut up because they're crying, worse she's telling them to shut up because they're messing up her name.
B. Only desperate attention seeking level of jaded assholes yell at babies crying instead of you know, telling the parent of said babies to do a better job or to calm the kids down themselves.
>>144550598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q
thanks for nothing nepgear
How do I remove audio from webm?
FUCK YOU NEPGEARDAM
LEARN TO STOP A BALL
PRAISE BLANC
Any day now
Oh, and praise Vert too I guess.
Nepgear...
PRESS F TO DISASSEMBLE NEPGEARDAM
>>144551038
And how is her telling them to shut up edgy in any way?
Blanc rocks.
praise blanc, praise white heart, praise lowee
Instead of complaining about Nepgeardam you should all be praising Blanc more.
>Blanc got 3 goals out of four
PRAISE BLANC
Also praise Vert a little bit, and spank Nepgear for letting 3 goals in.
Nep officially invites you to celebrate the victory at her basilicom.
ALONE.
>>144552043
I was talking about YOU guys.
I call all jaded miserable assholes edgy
You know how is "player scoring three goals" called?a HAT trick
Who were you worshipping when Blanc was winning the game?
Now you see how well the neps fare when they're threatened with spanking. We all know how to fix VIII before shit even starts hitting the fan.
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE BLANC!
we did it neppit/aceg/ better destroy again, we need them to
>>144552782
Do you guys think CH will be putting a cap on Neptunia anytime soon? 'Cause it's almost singlehandedly responsible with them crawling out of the no-budget limbo to the middle market.
>>144553046
>Pregnant Art wasted on Blanc.
>Not Vert
>Not Noire
>Not Nep
>But Fucking Blanc
>>144553826
>Pregnant
>Art
Fuck off cancers.
>>144553826
That'd only make sense in Noire I agree.
>>144552728
Blanc's hat confirmed for giving super sport powers.
NEPU GEAR
really
>>144556012
Scientology made me a sad panda.
>>144553642
They already did, some parts aren't dubbed in VII.
>>144556012
>maxresdefault
>not even max res
>looks like a Vita screenshot
>>144556826
Were you just burn today? That's from YouTube
>>144553495
We tried. /gerg/s formations are fucking insane, and we actually choked even worse in tests
>>144556986
>Were you just burn today
>>144556986
>Were you just burn today?
I cannot make sense of this sentence.
Do you think Blanc would say yes if I asked for permission tosleep on her hat?
How do you think Blanc would react if I threaten her with a spanking?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Blancso much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Blanc every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Blanc is love" I say; “Blanc is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Blanc
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Blanc
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my hat.”
>She grabs me with her powerful hammer hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Blanc
>Can't show that one a Christian imageboard
>It hurts so much but I do it for Blanc
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Blanc
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills myheadwith her love
>My dad walks in
>Blanc looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Blanc leaves through my window
>Blanc is love. Blanc is life.
>>144558113
wtf is this
>>144559004
A redone Shrek pasta
>>144559004
A shittified copypasta
>>144559004
A meme, what else would it be? The original was with Shrek I think.
>>144558113
>thanking him
>him
>>144559897
Goddesses don't have genders.
