Fuck my shit up edition
Clans:
EU - NOFUN
http://eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/
NA - GOYIM
http://na.wargaming.net/clans/1000022908/
Blitz clans
NA - BENIS
>where do I look up tank info:
tanks.gg
>How do I get platoons:
Join NOFUN or NAFUN
Ask in the /vg/ channel
last thread >>144272217
First for samcyanide is sorry
o7
>>144446534
calm down sam
http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000230/team/1000050269/
Maga
Get in here
>>144436387
>what tier 8 is the most desired for stronkholds and campaigns?
IS-3 and T-54lt
tank girl stuart tank when?
>this month's skirmish is 2 T8s and a T7 on mittengard
kek
>jon made sandwiches
>dc makes sandwiches
benis confirmed yellows at life too
>>144450495
The X1A1 comes close to it, sans the decorations.
>>144451592
but Benis/Goyim is the only one to have a legal nigger killer
that is more than any other clan on /vg/ can say....:^)....
![bead596526[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/icwVmYD.jpg "bead596526[1].jpg")
>just weekend things
>>144452508
>playing on weekends
>>144452931
>memeing on 4chan
Wew, I'm already in love with EU. People actually work as a team!
>>144453471
are you memeing?
>>144453471
>rerolling on EU
>starts German TDs
You wot m8?
>>144454148
to be fair, marder II is blatantly OP if you know what you're doing
>>144451304
Think I'm just going to pass on that one. What a shitty format.
>>144454403
What? It was gutted into oblivion, only that new US TD is worse than it.
>>144454019
Yee. But so far the teams DO seem better than the usual NA pub crowd.
>>144454676
>says that
>as he posts a picture of everyone doing poorly
maybe you're just used to statpadders on NA taking all of the damage in low tier games
>>144454148
What line would you recommend then?
>>144454663
>can penetrate any tank at this level
>does pretty good damage
>has great depression
>view range isn't worst in class
>speed is okay
>good gun traverse range
>>144454676
whats your ping
>>144454798
I know, I was using that picture to show that I was just memeing and know the teams still aren't great.
Will the TOG2 ever be put back in the store?
I am deserpate for one.
>>144455036
Seems to sit between 130 and 160, but seems fairly smooth. Haven't noticed any huge lag or anything, at least.
>>144455341
You play pretty well for that ping kek
>>144455302
Didn't know it got removed. Don't bother, it's a meme tank but it's not even good.
>>144454804
What are you over there for? If you're looking to join NOFUN at some point get an IS-3 and Cromwell, then get whatever you like. If you're just fucking around then I guess play whatever you like.
>>144455451
>not even good
It has the most carry potential in the game
>>144455302
It comes up now and then like all the other 'removed' tanks. Also sometimes a major tournament prize if you're on NA.
>>144455518
No, a tank that slow will always have limited carry power. It is however the only tier 6 pref in the game, which is nice since tier 6 MM is usually 'go directly to tier 8'.
Why am I never the tier 5 in these? Its basically a free pools medal.
>When your team is so shit not even the glory of the egg can save them.
>Patrol Duty
>T32
I get the stupidest medals sometimes.
why are teams so scared to take hits? I took hits from 3 tanks this game so my team of 5v1 enemy will push in. Like we had all our t8 meds and tds north and they wouldn't push on a mutz and an IS3.
>only 1.2k avg dmg
lets fix that
![file[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wpb0RFQ.jpg "file[2].jpg")
>>144455518
Ladies and gentlemen; here is the most yellow statement you've seen in months. I bet he's a Jingles subscriber aswell.
>>144457561
When they are bad, they push at wrong times and get punished, so they learn to not push too hard. However, this also means that it takes a lot to get them to push. Also, they dont want to spend money on repairs.
>>144455518
Nigga it may be fun but its easy as fuck to fight because its huge and slow with low alpha.
>tank football with new physics soon
oh gosh
>>144457462
yea i got a steel wall on my amx 12t and a raider medal on my su100y
What is the value to the right of the slash? Camo while shooting in this state?
>>144457462
>>144458012
The stealth of the AT 15A is unparalleled.
>>144458612
yes
I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to do in the reward stug on most of these maps.
superunicums are shit
>>144460307
you are supposed to sell it
Five matches and I'm already done playing for another year or two. Why do you guys still play this game?
abe submit the skirmish 22 team
>>144461265
why do crack heads do crack?
why do alcoholics drink alcohol?
its an addiction that is beyond comprehension. except crack and alcohol provide relief and dulling of the senses while WoT only invites anger and frustration.
What do people think of the Toaster?
Just staring my grind towards the Gorilla now.
>watching an E-100 avoid taking ANY FUCKING FIRE despite the rest of our team being heavily damaged
I love this meme, obviously his first time playing a heavy tank.
>>144460524
>7.63
>2016
>low tier padding
>>144461748
>he doesnt play wot only when blazed as fuck
>>144461748
I feel good when I'm playing well
Glad to see the in-game shit talk is still alive and well, can't go a single match without some shithead deciding he needs to message me after the match. This is MOBA level of cancerous community, filed a complaint with WG (not that anyone'll even fucking read it, lol) and uninstalled the client. Also charge-backed my purchases.
>>144462307
TRIGGERED
>you will never face down the barrel of a JagdTiger waiting for your imminent death as you fail to penetrate its armor.
>>144462149
>playing t10 solo
>>144462820
I'm not going to pay money to have retards look down on me, chat should be reserved for people who have spent at least $20USD.
>>144462861
Jagdtigers aren't scary
>>144462861
I'd be more worried for the crew being bogged down or throwing a track
Poor tankers don't deserve that
>>144463082
said the red fuck
>>144463082
How can you let a couple kids shit-talking you get you so mad? Just turn off in-game chat or close the chat window if someone messages you and it bothers you so much.
>>144462307
>ruining your credit over a online game
You are retarded.
An accurate picture of everybody who's anybody in wotg
>>144462861
>you will never ammorack a jadtiger with your M36 jackson
Bought the 45.03 yet?
>>144464412
Is Abe trying to pass gas?
Why is PZMOE best clan NA?
>>144464798
Trying to pull tourney wins out of his ass
>>144464412
Who is m1318 guy
>>144464889
because they are chill
>>144464917
Should have been seeker then
for everyone who doubted team abe
>expect teammate to do something correctly
>he doesnt
>>144466116
We would have gotten the E 25 too if either
a) we didn't have a meltdown on T9 (or maybe took T5)
b) I was wasn't stuck on a wifi for T8 day with lag spikes without a replacement because jon was out being a wagecuckt. khalron
>>144466116
Meanwhile EU office doesn't think about doing this
Too much work probably
>>144466454
>tfw was a wagecuck
>not only was the owner of the store 3 hours late that day which caused me to miss it, but that same day he informed us that he was closing the store 4 days later
At least im no longer a wagecuck
>>144466575
good, now you can dedicate your entire existence for skirmish
>>144464412
upgraded version
>>144464412
>m13
>abe
>douglas
>no norin
>no greg
>>144467029
>greg
You don't even have tanks/crews eligible for the tourneys.
>>144467112
m13 is rarely in them
He's not inner circle
>>144467029
>literal who's of /wotg/
Why is greg on the skirmish team? The only T7 he has is a stock T20 with probably a shite crew.
>>144467565
because the starting lineup can make it every day so it really doesn't matter who sits on the bench
>>144467726
Yes it does, in nearly every tournament so far something happened where someone else had to sub in, be it a case of connection dropping, glitches, AFK for an urgency, etc. He can warm the bench from mon to sun, but he needs to bring something for the table.
Plus, Sam is in and I want to believe he will show up but I have my doubts about it.
>>144464412
>suddenly am inner circle
I'm flattered, but I just play in tourneys sometimes. I don't even use my mic (though I will be able to soon).
>the t22 will be bad post patch
>>144467726
t. Greg
>>144468085
Well they did rollback some of the changes, but I assume there is a reason I don't see them driven by anyone but brs now
>>144467938
I don't think we're thinking about the same tournament, I thought you were talking about skirmish 23
>>144468387
No, talking about the weekday warfare.
>>144468551
stop complaining, everyone is going to make it
>>144468297
>Well they did rollback some of the changes
what
>>144468697
Fuck off, Greg.
>>144467565
he's got a whole weekend to grind it out
plus it's greg so he's probably free exping the modules and paying gold for a 100% crew
>>144468739
the original patch notes had it nerfed its handling and mobility into the ground, but I think they reduced/removed the mobility stuff.
I have noticed that my shots have been doing this lately. Well, not the phasing through the emil part, but the sudden turn they take. Sorry for the garbled part in the beginning, the recording fucked up right around there and i dont want to go back to record it.
>>144468998
I guess the server doesn't see the shell do that.
>>144469321
>chink tries to emulate russian full speed snapshots so hard he resorts to homing shells
>game says fuck no and doesnt allow that
rmao
>>144469537
russian seal of quality
how the fuck do 90% of this playerbase get to tier 8 and still not how how to left click or hold W?
It boggles my mind how people can be this fucking shit at a relatively easy game and continue to be terrible well into the endgame. How the fuck do these people figure out how to boot up the game and press the battle button, yet somehow fail to understand the concept of left clicking on red tanks?
The fucking worst part about is that every player on the enemy team seems to know basic game concepts and has been steamrolling my shitter "teammates" while I try my best to get as much damage as possible before I'm surrounded just so my wn8 won't decrease anymore.
I want a ranked battles mode like warships has, maybe then this game wouldn't be as shit on weekends
>>144471061
Because they bought there way to tier 8 like you did greg.
>>144471061
>ranked mode like warships
What is team battles?
>>144471282
>greg
my windows 10 start menu says otherwise
>>144471443
>not unpinning all that unnecessary shit
Come on.
so whats the point of shitposting?????
>>144471443
More like Gay_Mongoose
>>144470515
This happened to me in the HT No. 6 once, when I later watched the replay it showed I never shot, even though I heard the gun fire.
>>144471061
I'll give you a hint, they are clicking enemy tanks, they're just missing
>>144471719
and bouncing
>>144471443
>Windows 10
>LGS
>Teamspeak
>Steam
>Chrome
>>144471652
all I use my start menu for is turning my computer off, everything I need is on my desktop or is launched through steam
>>144472020
>Recycle bin full
>Touhous are folders instead of shortcuts to the executables
>wot wallpaper
>skyrim
>>144472020
So why dont you right click then unpin all that fucking advertising and shit? It looks so much cleaner without it.
>>144472020
Your desktop is not vaporwave enough :^)
>>144472020
>Skyrim
>>144471963
>>144472274
>>144472864
yeah that's right I'm a casual, what are you gonna do about it greg?
>>144472020
>not having a clean desktop
Come on
>>144473123
If I wanted everything on a taskbar I would have just bought a mac
>>144473123
>utorrent
>discord
>chrome
>two copies of wot in taskbar
>windows mailstarting to run out of monochrome shocked anime ladies
>>144473289
you forgot
>LoL
>>144473289
Show us yours then
post what you're listening to senpaitachi
>>144473289
>2 copies of wot
That's unavoidable if you have the launcher pinned to the taskbar instead of the executable itself. The second copy is the executable, if i just have the launcher open there is only 1 copy of it in the taskbar
>>144473445
>>144473606
Well, why are you using the launcher in the first place,retard.
>>144473649
>r/a/dio is nothing but shibayan
didn't expect anything else desu
>>144473779
>retard
because its literally 1 more click and i dont have to go open the folder to open the launcher when there's an update. It really doesnt matter that much.
>>144473841
it's better than the usual weebshit they throw on there with the screaming little girls
>>144473445
>>144474125
>spotify premium
and I thought I was a goy
>>144473949
>and i dont have to go open the folder to open the launcher when there's an update
Confirmed for retard. If there's an update it asks if you want to open the launcher.
>>144474189
>>144474189
you can block all the advertisement IPs in your hostsfile and get ad-free spotify for free
you still miss out on some other dumb features but whatever
>>144474189
>free premium for a month
>cancel before it charges me
>>144473445
>>144473649
I only listen to School Food Punishment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOkageaKdk
>>144474238
I dont know why you are being so autistic about it. Its not like i have both of them pinned at the same time.
>>144473445
>>144474653
Good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04raqrbD54
>>144473289
I got you friendo.Although this is more disbelieve than shock.
What would be a bigger fuck you to WG at this point:
Freeloading or just quitting altogether?
So, any predictions for the WoT balancing sandbox server?IS-3 won't get nerfed.
>>144472973
nothing we can do can surpass the hell you have already wrought for yourself
>>144478662
i hope they nerf the shit out of t67, its annoying as fuck
>>144478852
it's not even op cmon man don't nerf it
Anybody here on Xbox?
T. Samcyanide
>>144480038
fuck Xbox WoT
nothing but cunts and retards 24/7
>>144480270
you'd fit in well
>>144480270
Yeah but it's ez as fuck and u win and carry every time
>>144480270
sounds like PC wot
>All scouts on lakeville go valley
Why the fucking hell would anybody do this?
>>144480606
because its wot
The joys of playing at 4:00 in the morning
>>144480606
try to finish their LT missions
Get comfy in your couch and come play xbone WoT with me until 5AM
>>144480606
why whould anybody ever go valley
>>144481096
>gas
>not removed speed governor
why
>Tier 9 game
>Random idiots as top tier on the green team
>RU med, RU med, Czech med top tier platoon on the red team
Is there any reason to play that kind of game as a bottom tier tank?
>>144483103
good players are usually playing pretty squishy tanks and just relying on their skill to protect them from getting hit relying on their tank to save them from dmg. Anything you can do to those top tiers fucks over their game a little bit
![Akiyama.Yukari.full.1445910[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eztB56H.jpg "Akiyama.Yukari.full.1445910[1].jpg")
Is there any single character better than Yukari?
Floof is the QTest hands down
>>144483808
who is this semen demon and does she have a cute dick?
>>144483808
yukari is a shit character
girls und panzer is full of shit characters
it's animes like this that make anime as a whole look bad
>>144483808
>>144483808
Rosehip best new girl
>>144484351
Oh my that was lewder than I thought it'd be
>>144484328
your opinion is shit. SHIT.
WEW HOT FURY MEME
In wot Xbox when u win the guy says "best job I ever had" sometimes
>>144484351
Close
>>144485323
STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT SCENE
wew
>>144486537
Nice.
>watching wot stream
>person using facecam with greenscreen
>out of nowhere unknown gf appears and kisses him for like 5 seconds straight
>>144490026
Who was it?
>>144490187
deaitch
>>144466475
Probably has nothing to do with that; I suspect WGNA is just allowed by head office to run so many tournaments with gold prizes because of the low playerbase. This keeps the veterans here somewhat interested because it's sort of like WG giving us unlimited premium time.
>>144466116
Why would anyone doubt that team, we had a competent lineup. And Mongoose.Just kidding, we went 1st tier 5 day with him playing.
reminder that the A-team would have won e-25's if we didn't sign up for tier 9
>>144490026
>>144490187
newest follower : oberst_gondola kek
>>144491017
Eh, it's an extra 950 gold unless you don't already have it for some reason.
>>144491237
oberst confirmed into NTR/cuckolding
>>144491508
I'm pretty sure most of the people in the team don't have it
I can't even believe how many 45.02s I'm killing. is every single one a wallet warrior or is it just shit?I still want one because I play kraut heavies
>>144494295
It's really fun. It's on rental though
D E A D
E
A
D
Started playing again after like, what, 3 years it feels like and I am really enjoying the easy 8. I don't remember the gun depression being so damn good.
>>144491237
lemme steal that real quick
>>144494882
it''s one of the best dogfighters in its tier. if you can surprise a big dumb heavy by itself it's incredibly easy to solo him. E8 and E2 are both fun
>>144491237
newest follower: SooPringles
>>144492554
That made me realize how they actually haven't given any decent free tanks this year so far. I remember getting a free Chi-Nu Kai the month I started last year then it was followed by TOG II and SU-100Ys. Not to mention toe free FV201 and E-25 months later.
>>144495295
>>144495075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngMWB2aK9jE
>>144496704
I don't get it
>Combat Ready - AMX CDC
Where's my AC 4 WG eu. You fucking pricks.
>>144496987
>Give me the AMX CDC
https://youtu.be/GPqV-hagdjU
>>144497235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
>>144497235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
LT theme
I really wish I was a Euro right now. Hardened shit between my legs would not be causing me this much pain if I had a bidet
My weekend was better than yours.
Sincerely,
ScrapJunkie (former PLSGO member)
>>144497557
o shit waddup
>>144497557
lmao mine was better because i barely played tanks
>>144496987
>Combat Ready - AMX CDC
>>144497515
If you were european you'd have a hardened shitskin's dick up your ass right about now
>>144497389
>>144497469
https://youtu.be/Yylazwlp8ss
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE +2 TIER GAMES IN MY TIGER I
>ywn ace the at15
>>144498559
thank god I'm not a shitter like you
>>144498837
rude
why does this game take decades to update
>buy 30 day premium/gold package
>get gold but no premium time
knew i shouldnt have given jewgaming any of my money
>>144499293
soviet tech comrade, very solid
how on earth can a match go this bad
im a complete noob at this game and this is my first time playing in months
>>144500245
You ain't seen nothin yet,
Someone please tell me what to do with the Comet, besides sell it.
This tank is a steaming pile of shit. It's just a cromwell one tier higher. It's garbage.
>>144500336
A lot of the t7 meds are shit
>>144500397
T20 with the 90mm was passable.
T-43 was pretty horrific, I'll say that.
Panther was passable thanks to 198mm of penetration.
The jap autoloader kicked ass.
I don't understand WHY the comet needs to be as bad as it is. It's slower than a cromwell, the armor is just as useless, the increase in hitpoints is meaningless. It's gun has what, 171mm of penetration with AP I'm forced to throw silver into the depths of tank hell just to stand a fighting chance should I run face first into a fucking King Tiger. Even then the damage and fire rate are just piss poor and the dispersion is TOP TIER GARBAGE.
Why does every british line consist of 80% shit tanks? Why won't they buff them to at least be minimally competitive?
>All these tomatos running infront of my gun trying to steal kills/dmg
I'm gonna get banned for other peoples stupidity at this rate..
>>144500978
It's pretty hard to get banned m8
where are all the anime music mods
Does the skill Offroad Driving help mitigate the weight of your tank?
how do i gud in SU-100Y?
>>144501508
It's a meme you dip
>>144501287
It only really helps when you somehow end up in soft terrain like Lakeville Valley or Overlord Beach. If you're a massive shitter that likes to go to those spots use it.
>>144501548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I
do you even know memes?
>>144502353
shieeeeet
>>144502554
>tfw you got a (you) in this thread
>tfw you realize your entire existence comes down to collecting (you)s
>>144503052
>tfw not as handsome as dolan
>tfw you will never crush dolans bp
>>144473445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8
>>144503343
WE JOCK JAMZ NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
>>144503249
>wanting to fugg bois
you need help son
>>144503052
>tfw 100 (You)'s per thread
>>144473445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExSTLqpNoU
If I underload my tank chassis will it drive faster
>>144503441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNRVXR7bqg
WE WUZ KANGS AND NOW WE MAKIN NOISE FOR THE WHITE MAN LIKE MONKEYS IN THE ZOO
>>144504412
We wuz munkiez and shieeet.
>>144504281
There is a governor on all engines limiting your top speed. Under loading your tank will increase it's acceleration and overall maneuverability.
>>144501856
Do you think it's worth taking if you only care about going sonic in your scout?
>>144504412
Aww hell yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvTm_BhZdOE
>>144504554
What if I remove the Governor? Will it drive faster?
>>144504751
Blows up your engine
>>144504710
desu i enjoy the steve aoki remix more than the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8qCi-ZifB0
>>144504827
okay but does engine go of faster)))
>>144473445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdN95IQ83d8
The song was inspired by hunting back in the 1700's. Perfect for going sonic while scouting.
why does this general exist
>>144500797
>comet
>171 pen with ap
>piss poor fire rate
you sure of that?
>>144506587
because there are still people that """"""""""play"""""""""" this +/-25% purgatory simulator
>>144506746
>we made a purgatory simulator in the purgatory that is lifeor the matrix
i hate irony yet its the only thing keeping me alive
>>144507228
typical hendzis shitposting
>>144506587
lel
It's funny because people play this """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>144507463
>"shitposting"
>implyig this general has any good cntent you could ruin
stop namedropping you fag
>>144508045
make me
>>144508365
you stopped namedropping with dat post so tegnically i already did
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
BOMPF
>>144474553
>better audio quality
>dumb feature
