Trash edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Weapon info: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
https://csgosquad.com/ranks
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch anime EVERYDAY: https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
Otherwise: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/a4Ninysy
>Old Thread
>>144250891
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Reminder to report and ignore rrrrr.
>>144421718
What do you mean OP image will be deleted, it's a picture of the redline and vulcan from the game itself
>>144421889
i'll tell you in my thread. hold up.
>>144421534
No, its not important..
>>144421802
but he's cute
http://www.strawpoll.me/10395495
>>144422275
>3 retards actually equip 5-7
literally just buy a p250
http://www.strawpoll.me/10395533
Reminder that the scout can only hs 57% of the time down d2 mid despite having perfect aim.
This is your "e-sport competitive game".
>>144422425
hi leddit
>>144422054
mods need to lighten the fuck up
its like they think /vg/ is for actual vidya game discussion
like legit who comes to /vg/ for vidya?
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
IMPORTNAT QUESTION PLS ANSWER
THANK U :3c
>>144421985
how did you fuck it up?
>>144423672
I was just a bit insecure and a pussy
>no friend to play overwatch with
suffering
>>144422709
sup 9fag
>>144424456
just remove him
>>144424456
anon pls
surely you can recover it
if you met him on /csgog/ he will understand r-right?
>>144424554
Nah, hes cute and nice i cant do that
>>144424714
Yes, hes from here, and we will stay friends and talk cute and all
He said if things dont work out with the other anon, he might consider it with me then..
>>144424860
>He said if things dont work out with the other anon, he might consider it with me then..
anon pls
he is cucking you
>>144424860
Cuck
Scot and a Croat looking for mic using LE-SMFC players to play on the regular with.
Add /id/Jaginun if interested.
>>144425209
i don't trust that pic
what happens if i open it in winapm
>>144425209
>winamp
yeah nah im not playing with you
>>144424921
>>144425167
Nah, we never done anything or been together
>>144425209
What a terrible profile. Blocked.
>>144425319
no he is literally cucking you
you are his backup
>>144425316
>Not using a player that really whips the llama's ass
>>144425386
Sorry I didn't meet your expectations.
>>144425319
You are actually being cucked. Find someone else.
>>144424489
We could play anon
>>144424860
LMAO get cucked
>>144425541
post your btagwhat country are you from tho?
>>144425447
i use a good player; vlc
>>144425595
From Syria, hit me up if you wanna blast nasheed and play some overwatch.
>>144425715
sorry aussie here
the lag is terrible ;-;
>>144425806
All good.
>>144425595
What country are YOU from?
>>144425319
Post your id
>little bro starts a game
>still in warmup
>his friends call him want to play some football
>asks me to play for him so he doesnt get a timeout
>sure why not, figure ill just play with high sens or something, he is gn3
>still in warmup some bitch on enemy team talking
>"sorry guys, my boyfriend will boost me so you losers will lose this game haha"
>basically some attention whore
>decide to go full tryhard
>smash their shit
>they invite me to their ts after game "pls come anon we want to talk with you"
>shes wants me to boost her
>obviously laugh at the stupid bitch
>starts threatening me that she has friends who can hack me
>ask since when are white knights her friends and leave TS
>4 different accounts try to add me on steam minutes after that
top fucking kek
>>144426252
tell your bro to be careful who he adds
make sure he has a mobile auth too
>>144426252
>play with send
Wtf why would you fuck up your muscle memory on purpose
>>144425418
>>144425501
>>144425541
No im not
>>144426164
Why?
>>144425209
I'm yurop but I play on aus servers on 400 ping sometimes, its ok with junkrat and stuff like that
wrong person but thanks for the (You)
>>144427570
Whoops wrong one to reply to, meant for >>144426083
>>144427057
Because you sound like a cute beta
what the fuck is up with this now black out after death how do i turn this off
>>144428259
speaking of which
it really pisses me off
if valve thinks i shouldn't be able to give lots of info after dying, fine, whatever
but i don't want to stare at a black screen for four seconds goddammit
>>144428394
Send them some feedback on their page that you should switch to team
Cam faster
>Last day of major qualifiers are the same day as E3 starts
FUCKING MAD WHO SCHEDULES THIS SHIT
boys I got a feeling that s1mple is going to play with fnatic at the major
>>144428207
>cute
Ehh, debateable
>beta
Yeah, high chance i am..
>>144428930
Nah. Navi will use him because Seized is banned from the EU
>>144429079
you're definitely cute. i just know it.
>>144429079
p o s t i d o r t u m m y
>>144429262
Nah im not..
>>144429284
My tummy is hairy, i dont shave it
>>144429354
Post
>>144429354
stop being so modest! you're very cute!!
reminder that worthless homos ruined this general
>>144429408
>>144429496
And i know you guys would bully me if i post my steam and make fun of me..
>>144430698
DONT BE SILLY! i dont bully people.
>>144431289
>not bullying fags
fag
>>144431289
How can i know that for a fact.. Besides, i dont think youre from europe anyway
how do i get this?
>LEM game
>1st round T side
>'Rush B guys, we have a good spawn for it'
>lose first round
>'OH MI GOD FACKING NOOB-AH'
>Player goes afk
Legit question, how do people like this get so high a rank?
I understand they might have good aim/game sense but I'm really not sure how they rank up without any intention to work with their team when soloqueuing.
>>144432130
>silver 4
I hate the way the new ranking system works. It seems like every 3 or 4 games, I get paired up with/against people a rank or two lower than me. It's so fucking stupid because there is an ocean of difference between LEM and DMG.
It's beyond annoying. I have to explain anti-eco strats to people who literally never thought before (oh wow, you mean if I push out into a close corner where a CT could be while holding an AK, and not throwing any grenade whatsoever, I could potentially get killed and give the other team a rifle?)
DMGs have no concept of rotations. Someone says they hear footsteps A and the whole CT team converges on the location. People just bait each other, they see a teammate in a life or death spray battle and they just sit behind him and wait for the pick.
People push alone with bomb and peek into 1v1s in post plant situations. It's so ridiculous. The worst part is the other team is doing this too. I'll fucking top frag in a LEM game and bottom frag in a DMG game because I'm still operating in LEM mode. I still peek with the mentality of "my teammates will back me up and trade if need be". "A CT wouldn't still be X because it would be totally pointless, bomb was spotted Y oh wait he was there I'm dead"
Everyone stands around like penguins pushing each other off an iceberg into potentially lethal waters, BOTH TEAMS. It's just stupid. I don't understand why valve changed this. I am eternally LEM because I midfrag and win 5 LEM games, then bottomfrag and lose one DMG game, and it's like the same ELO, I start back where I was.
>>144432053
Welllll...im not bullying you now. Is that proof enough? Besides, why would I ever bully you!?
Also, im not european, but surely you wouldn't let that get in the way of a wonderful friendship, right anon?
>>144432659
Get some fucking teammates. Get a regular 5 man that you play with. Then you're always gonna get LEM teammates.
Also, while you sound like an utter cunt saying you bottom frag in DMG games because your team aren't backing you up, I also understand you. In a lower game if you were smurfing you would top frag anyhow because the rank difference is so big they don't matter, but with DMG games you still can't carry because versus DMGs you still can't win 1v2's regularly.
>>144432659
They fixed the deviation, but they didn't fix the rank pooling. It was a very typical half-assed update for this game: they just don't give a fuck.
>tfw you overslept and cant play cs
>>144433016
>REEEEEEEEEE YOU SOUND LIKE A CUNT IM MAD BECAUSE IM STILL MG2
lol dude calm down
>>144432775
Well no, i wouldnt, but i would prefer someone from europe just so we can maybe meet up easily one day and be able to talk at normal times because timezones..
baka shy bois not posting ids
>moses gonna drink a pitcher of margarita then stream
Now this I want to see
>>144435430
is moses a virgin?
>smurf
>laugh at gold novas trying to hide wh
i get blatants every 3-4 games on smurf, meanwhile in LEM-supreme im not seeing any sometimes for as long as 2-3 months
>>144436308
I hate getting wall looked by novas
Legally blind/deaf, no nose, no teeth Global Elite player Loop started streaming recently, ayyy go show him the love he deserve :D
Edit : I think I can now post links twitchtv/lo0p__
>>144435134
you could post yours...
>>144436608
>legally blind and deaf
>spends his days playing vidya
fucking degenerate leech on society, neck yourself
>>144437061
nice and edgy, love it
gonna post this on r/4chan xD
>>144437172
what anime is this from u never told me
>>144437505
wew lad
>>144437505
i tried but it just returns random anime shit
>>144435983
x doubt
oh god what is this prime matchmaking bullshit? help i'm drowning in confusion and tears
>>144438515
Whats wrong with it? I rather play with mostly main accounts than a bunch of faggot cheaters/smurfs
>in a 1v3 clutch
>cat lays on my hand
UGH
>>144436904
I'm not the one who brought my relationship cucking here
>>144439281
>a gay posts on my csgog
UGHH!
>>144439657
>traps
>gay
pls go away
>>144439862
go back 2 r e d d i t , shroud.
>>144439862
>>144439281
>>144435134
>>144429496
>>144429408
>>144429354
>>144429284
>>144429262
>>144429079
>>144428207
>>144425418
>>144425319
>>144424860
>>144424714
>>144424489
>>144424456
>>144421985
>>144421654
stop posting in my general or keep it csgo related ok?????? thnx
> no bhop
> no wallbangs
> no proper movement mechanics
> hitreg
:-)
>>144440407
>no bhop
uhh...
>>144421491
Hello CSGOG
Can someone describe in a nutshell what FACEIT and CEVO provide?
>>144440915
servers
>>144440915
matchmaking but with better servers and better anti-cheat
>>144440407
>>144440551
you are strafes are shit families
>>144440407
>le older cs is superior memer baiter
>thinking he will get the (you)s
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>144442625
because we dont have a lot of air accel noob.
>My general
Black DDK is woke to liberalism's lies and Jewism. https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/739185645931859968
ylyl
>Seized lies on visa application
>gets banned from EU
>Guardian can't play vs VP because visa issues
Is it that hard?
>>144444165
>NA CS
>>144444165
>yfw Luminosity has snuck their way into being the best CS:GO team and now fnatic and Na'Vi are imploding so noone can challenge them
truly a time to be alive
BABY GIMME DAT GET
>>144444094
>dentures cost 6k
NO FUCK
>>144444444
>>144444418
nu nu -kid cudi
>>144444591
are you retarded
>>144444418
>>144444591
H O W N EW
O
W
N
E
W
This place is so casual
>>144444903
your mom is casual
heh, heh owned
>>144445340
your face is casual
HA, rekt
>>144445929
your life is casual
hehehe schooled
>>144445929
your dick is casual
>>144444165
vp have got my bet then
>Tfw missing moe play overwatch with drunk Puckett and Moses
Dear Gotard(s),
May I borrow a knife so I can sell it and buy Overwatch? Thank you in advance.
Love,
Anonymous
Did people unironically actually bet on G2 in this general? I was away yesterday, so I have to make my shitpost now.
>>144449104
I don't have knives. I only deal in interesting skins. Soo I will have another howl:
>>144449438
eg won a game
OH NOW IM MAD
who are we watching?
Dear Gotard,
I was expecting a knife, but the howl is even better. Post your trade link.
Thanks in advance,
Anonymous
>>144449438
Yes they did. Most bet posts here were on g2 (peepoo)
>>144449752
http://Twitch.
tv/MrChrisPuckett
>>144449752
Reunited vs Anox
>>144449841
My steam is steamcommunity.com/me
>>144449897
he's cute, who is he?
>no matches today
>none of tomorrow's look good to bet on
help me, gotards
Dear >>144450119,
Heh...Okay post your trade link now.
Seriously,
Anonymous
>>144450282
Me on the bike
Dear >>144450661,
What kind of nudes you want; feet, ankles, soles, toes, heels...?
Reply to me ASAP,
Anonymous
>>144451689
Tummy legs face dick
In that order
Dear >>144451763,
That is too lewd! How about i just show you my chest, ankle, neck, and inner thigh(in that order)?
Is that good enough?
Anonymous
>>144446156
>>144452476
stfu you worthless faggot go somewhere else youre unwanted here
>>144453645
I JUST WANT OVERWATCH
>>144453854
why dont you go on suicide watch instead
who wants to be our fifth man?
>strayan living in bongland
>get matched with two brits
>hooray, someone who understands what i'm saying and doesn't say "blyat" ten times per round
>do well, carry, they add me and ask if i want to play with them again
>sure, go for another game
>i now have one average teammate, one buttmad poortuguese shitter, and two 16 years old brits that think i'm based god
>do even better because of the morale boost, and these people actually follow what i say
>sick banter in chat, poortuguese guy is butthurt as fuck because he can't aim for shit
>gets bullied even more
>win 16/6 with 41 kills
</blog>
>>144455085
but i like my life
>>144455085
ooooOOOOOOO
>>144455859
dont encourage him
>>144451390
>be le ebin meme res poster
>thinking he will get a free (you)
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>144455085
heh
>>144452476
>i want $600 of product
>won't even deliver $30 of product
>>144456457
my nudes are worth more than $30!
>>144457175
Your nudes are fucking worthless
>>144457175
(X) - Doubt
>>144457257
priceless*
>>144457310
nice try, queer
>>144457175
prove it faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-nzF0Yyc8
>>144457390
i'll give you a free trail if you give me overwatch :3
>>144457639
post your tummy and feet first
m0e streamin!
witch.tv/m0e_tv
>>144457701
why do you want to see my tummy and feet, anyways? those dont even count as nudes -.-
OUR GUY IS STREAMING
twitch
.tv/launders
ugh where are the tummies
>>144458113
our muslim
>>144458113
>stream OW
>literally less than 1k viewers
holy shit how can one game just fucking kill people like this. What a shame.
Overwatch will die in exactly 8 months and 12 days and I'll be the first one to laugh at it
>>144461056
so should i get it now and speedrun 3k hours to get my money's worth?
>>144461421
What are you going to speedrun, im confused '~'
>>144461721
speedrun these kisses on your tummy~
>>144461721
speedrun 3k hours, as in get 3k hours asap in OW before the game dies.
>tfw so gud even your teammates think you're hacking
>tfw your actually not
>tfw so bad even your enemies think you're throwing
>tfw your actually not
>>144462108
>tfw so baka even your senpai thinks you're cute
>tfw your actually not
>>144461969
tfw u have no fw tfw lol
( start meme)
overwatch overwatch overwatch
flusha is cheater semmler is our guy
(end meme)
>>144462529
good post
>>144462660
good post
>>144443194
>>144456346
these two posts are also good fyi
>>144462660
thanks baby!!!! =] <3333333 you too!!!!!
(csgo)
>>144462529
>flusha cheating
>meme
hi leddit
>>144463068
thnx for upboating my post!!!<33333
>>144463836
i will! ^w^
post id! <333
we can play csgo!!!
can you fucking homos leave my general already? literally go be gay somewhere else no one likes you furry faggots
>>144464221
they're pansexual, not gay.
>>144464221
>not a supporter of our guy Richard "Furry in a Hurry" Lewis
Ayyy
r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP2JgRAysxY
>>144465789
thats disgusting girls were a mistake
they cant even play csgo properly
>>144464120
n-no
post yours
>>144465789
>casual
>>144466110
ok!
steamcommunity com/id/flushyourself
>>144467076
Rank? Not that anon
>>144467405unranked
>>144467818
As in you haven't won 10 games yet in comp? How? Are all these gayposters in /csgog/ casual only players? I don't understand, I thought the gay weebs would be all SMFC and shit.
>>144468056
Not him, but I stopped playing comp when I switched to a laptop because it's shit at games and I would get way too tilted at my own performance/hardware.
>>144468056
imo custom servers are more fun than ranked. Nothin crazy mod wise but just the maps.
>>144468056
>playing anything but casual
lmao tryhard detected
>>144468056
lol weebs are failures in life do you think that they would actually be good in an alpha dominated game like csgo? The weebs you see in higher ranks are usually boosted or in a 5que
>>144468194
>>144468296
>>144468302
i get it if you're mostly on client, there are pro players who have like <20 comp wins but it's weird to me to imagine that the biggest shitposters in this general don't even have the decency to play the actual game
>>144468056
>gobabby thinking 5v5 is cs
>>144468704
I play the game more frequently than most of the /r/bets crew who posts here. Just not mods where I care if I win
>>144468194
Also I have ~200 comp wins, but all from at least +8 months ago
>>144468742
yes, how does player number suddenly make something not counterstrike? is there an arbitrary rule on this? or could you possibly be an autist who thinks being stuck in the past somehow makes him superior in some way?
>>144468861
betters at least get to mg2 since they need to show off their howl, fire serpent, karambit, etc.
and they're fun to tease when they rage in the general after losing skines, animers constantly fish for gay attention in a thread for a game they basically don't even play
>tfw gitting gud
is good feel desu
This is too bottom heavy now.
It's just as bad to have too many people in the lower ranks.
There's people stuck in mg2 _right now_ that compete way harder than people in lem do _right now_.
>>144469792
>daily reminder that if you aren't winning one million dollar majors you are nowhere near gud
>smfc
>playing ridiculously well for no reason, rifling and flashes are perfect
>winning by a small margin
>have a private profile and anime picture
>enemy team inevitably starts of accusing me of hacks
>laugh it off
>own team starts accusing me of hacks
>get votekicked
nice game gotards
>>144470205
That's why you need to play (and grief with) fellow anime friends, silly!
>>144468056
compspooksme
way too much pressure and i don't want to let my team down
>>144470632
the good news is your team will let you down way more than you let them down
Who else on this here?
>>144471001
what site is this? im trying to get off csgl cuz its shit atm
>>144471086
fanobet
>>144470205
>anime
nice try hacker
when is say cajun you say...?
>>144471517
-
+kjearbye
>>144471927
? http://astralis.gg/astralis-swaps-cajunb-for-kjaerbye/
>>144472039
why not go anime + weeb public profile?
i walk a lonely road
>>144472202
"News"
This is olds.
>>144472567
[*] muhammad "billy joe" armstrong
>>144472162
It doesn't tilt the other team as much
It doesn't even matter if you have a low SteamID or not
>>144472917
...
>>144473147
Lol get rekt shkiddy
>>144473239
>>144473698
get ready for the spook
also
how i git gud at the ak
i can't seem to hit shit with it
but i do alright with the m4
>>144473962
>>144474026
AK is probably the hardest gun in the game to use
>>144475060
not even close
>have to choose between fl0m or shahzam
U G H
>>144475441
rank? rofl
Deagle and r8 are not included because obviously we're talking about non-meme guns here
AK is the hardest recoil to manage in the game, not including stupid shit like m249
The point is that anon is asking for help in using what is the hardest rifle in the game to use (spray wise)
>>144475592
doesnt matter our guy stewie is on now
>>144476256
>ak is the hardest gun to use if you ignore all of the harder guns to use
sick meme. regardless, the ak is easy as piss since you really only need to pull down. the galil and famas is harder to use.
>>144476546
>galil
>difficult spray
TOP KEK
>>144476808
>>galil
>>difficult spray
yes
>look at clock
>it's a burger
>it is burger oclock
>>144477432
dont reply to me again until you learn spray control, kid.
Nigga is offering me 5 keys for this. I don't think i wanna do it. Should i?
>>144478193
depends how much the stickers are worth
U mirin?
>>144478430
>$193.03 for Howling Dawn
>$184.29 for LDLC one
>There are no current listings for the Titan one, which sold last time in 3 June, for 304$
how much should i be asking?
>>144478193
I'll give you a bit more desu.
>ft
Nevermind
>>144478647
uh
a fuck ton more than 5 keys lmao
>>144478647
probably 20-30 usd, but that being FT brings it down a lot
>>144478758
yeah but the stickers are applied so it's worth a lot less right, but i guess i could ask for 10-15%?
>>144478725
yeah thanks for nothing
>>144478881
I was thinking like 10% of the total sticker price which would end up in like 70$ or something (a Gut Knife basically), dude just likes the stickers anyway, nobody cares for a fucking regular FT Guardian.
>he unironically thinks stickers hold any sort of value
>>144479768
>he unironically thinks anything holds any sort of value
>>144479883
>he unironically believes in value
>>144480001
>>144479295
>>144478193
>>144478193
take it off
>>144480001
>he unironically believes in anything
