Trash edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Weapon info: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
https://csgosquad.com/ranks
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch anime EVERYDAY: https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
Otherwise: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/a4Ninysy
>Old Thread
>>144250891
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Reminder to report and ignore rrrrr.
>>144421718
What do you mean OP image will be deleted, it's a picture of the redline and vulcan from the game itself
>>144421889
i'll tell you in my thread. hold up.
>>144421534
No, its not important..
>>144421802
but he's cute
http://www.strawpoll.me/10395495
>>144422275
>3 retards actually equip 5-7
literally just buy a p250
http://www.strawpoll.me/10395533
Reminder that the scout can only hs 57% of the time down d2 mid despite having perfect aim.
This is your "e-sport competitive game".
>>144422425
hi leddit
>>144422054
mods need to lighten the fuck up
its like they think /vg/ is for actual vidya game discussion
like legit who comes to /vg/ for vidya?
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
>>144422517
IMPORTNAT QUESTION PLS ANSWER
THANK U :3c
>>144421985
how did you fuck it up?
>>144423672
I was just a bit insecure and a pussy
>no friend to play overwatch with
suffering
>>144422709
sup 9fag
>>144424456
just remove him
>>144424456
anon pls
surely you can recover it
if you met him on /csgog/ he will understand r-right?
>>144424554
Nah, hes cute and nice i cant do that
>>144424714
Yes, hes from here, and we will stay friends and talk cute and all
He said if things dont work out with the other anon, he might consider it with me then..
>>144424860
>He said if things dont work out with the other anon, he might consider it with me then..
anon pls
he is cucking you
>>144424860
Cuck
Scot and a Croat looking for mic using LE-SMFC players to play on the regular with.
Add /id/Jaginun if interested.
>>144425209
i don't trust that pic
what happens if i open it in winapm
>>144425209
>winamp
yeah nah im not playing with you
>>144424921
>>144425167
Nah, we never done anything or been together
>>144425209
What a terrible profile. Blocked.
>>144425319
no he is literally cucking you
you are his backup
>>144425316
>Not using a player that really whips the llama's ass
>>144425386
Sorry I didn't meet your expectations.
>>144425319
You are actually being cucked. Find someone else.
>>144424489
We could play anon
>>144424860
LMAO get cucked
>>144425541
post your btagwhat country are you from tho?
>>144425447
i use a good player; vlc
>>144425595
From Syria, hit me up if you wanna blast nasheed and play some overwatch.
>>144425715
sorry aussie here
the lag is terrible ;-;
>>144425806
All good.
>>144425595
What country are YOU from?
>>144425319
Post your id
>little bro starts a game
>still in warmup
>his friends call him want to play some football
>asks me to play for him so he doesnt get a timeout
>sure why not, figure ill just play with high sens or something, he is gn3
>still in warmup some bitch on enemy team talking
>"sorry guys, my boyfriend will boost me so you losers will lose this game haha"
>basically some attention whore
>decide to go full tryhard
>smash their shit
>they invite me to their ts after game "pls come anon we want to talk with you"
>shes wants me to boost her
>obviously laugh at the stupid bitch
>starts threatening me that she has friends who can hack me
>ask since when are white knights her friends and leave TS
>4 different accounts try to add me on steam minutes after that
top fucking kek
>>144426252
tell your bro to be careful who he adds
make sure he has a mobile auth too
>>144426252
>play with send
Wtf why would you fuck up your muscle memory on purpose
>>144425418
>>144425501
>>144425541
No im not
>>144426164
Why?
>>144425209
I'm yurop but I play on aus servers on 400 ping sometimes, its ok with junkrat and stuff like that
wrong person but thanks for the (You)
>>144427570
Whoops wrong one to reply to, meant for >>144426083
>>144427057
Because you sound like a cute beta
what the fuck is up with this now black out after death how do i turn this off
>>144428259
speaking of which
it really pisses me off
if valve thinks i shouldn't be able to give lots of info after dying, fine, whatever
but i don't want to stare at a black screen for four seconds goddammit
>>144428394
Send them some feedback on their page that you should switch to team
Cam faster
>Last day of major qualifiers are the same day as E3 starts
FUCKING MAD WHO SCHEDULES THIS SHIT
boys I got a feeling that s1mple is going to play with fnatic at the major
>>144428207
>cute
Ehh, debateable
>beta
Yeah, high chance i am..
>>144428930
Nah. Navi will use him because Seized is banned from the EU
>>144429079
you're definitely cute. i just know it.
>>144429079
p o s t i d o r t u m m y
>>144429262
Nah im not..
>>144429284
My tummy is hairy, i dont shave it
>>144429354
Post
>>144429354
stop being so modest! you're very cute!!
reminder that worthless homos ruined this general
>>144429408
>>144429496
And i know you guys would bully me if i post my steam and make fun of me..
>>144430698
DONT BE SILLY! i dont bully people.
>>144431289
>not bullying fags
fag
>>144431289
How can i know that for a fact.. Besides, i dont think youre from europe anyway
how do i get this?
>LEM game
>1st round T side
>'Rush B guys, we have a good spawn for it'
>lose first round
>'OH MI GOD FACKING NOOB-AH'
>Player goes afk
Legit question, how do people like this get so high a rank?
I understand they might have good aim/game sense but I'm really not sure how they rank up without any intention to work with their team when soloqueuing.
>>144432130
>silver 4
I hate the way the new ranking system works. It seems like every 3 or 4 games, I get paired up with/against people a rank or two lower than me. It's so fucking stupid because there is an ocean of difference between LEM and DMG.
It's beyond annoying. I have to explain anti-eco strats to people who literally never thought before (oh wow, you mean if I push out into a close corner where a CT could be while holding an AK, and not throwing any grenade whatsoever, I could potentially get killed and give the other team a rifle?)
DMGs have no concept of rotations. Someone says they hear footsteps A and the whole CT team converges on the location. People just bait each other, they see a teammate in a life or death spray battle and they just sit behind him and wait for the pick.
People push alone with bomb and peek into 1v1s in post plant situations. It's so ridiculous. The worst part is the other team is doing this too. I'll fucking top frag in a LEM game and bottom frag in a DMG game because I'm still operating in LEM mode. I still peek with the mentality of "my teammates will back me up and trade if need be". "A CT wouldn't still be X because it would be totally pointless, bomb was spotted Y oh wait he was there I'm dead"
Everyone stands around like penguins pushing each other off an iceberg into potentially lethal waters, BOTH TEAMS. It's just stupid. I don't understand why valve changed this. I am eternally LEM because I midfrag and win 5 LEM games, then bottomfrag and lose one DMG game, and it's like the same ELO, I start back where I was.
>>144432053
Welllll...im not bullying you now. Is that proof enough? Besides, why would I ever bully you!?
Also, im not european, but surely you wouldn't let that get in the way of a wonderful friendship, right anon?
>>144432659
Get some fucking teammates. Get a regular 5 man that you play with. Then you're always gonna get LEM teammates.
Also, while you sound like an utter cunt saying you bottom frag in DMG games because your team aren't backing you up, I also understand you. In a lower game if you were smurfing you would top frag anyhow because the rank difference is so big they don't matter, but with DMG games you still can't carry because versus DMGs you still can't win 1v2's regularly.
>>144432659
They fixed the deviation, but they didn't fix the rank pooling. It was a very typical half-assed update for this game: they just don't give a fuck.
>tfw you overslept and cant play cs
>>144433016
>REEEEEEEEEE YOU SOUND LIKE A CUNT IM MAD BECAUSE IM STILL MG2
lol dude calm down
>>144432775
Well no, i wouldnt, but i would prefer someone from europe just so we can maybe meet up easily one day and be able to talk at normal times because timezones..
baka shy bois not posting ids
>moses gonna drink a pitcher of margarita then stream
Now this I want to see
>>144435430
is moses a virgin?
>smurf
>laugh at gold novas trying to hide wh
i get blatants every 3-4 games on smurf, meanwhile in LEM-supreme im not seeing any sometimes for as long as 2-3 months
>>144436308
I hate getting wall looked by novas
Legally blind/deaf, no nose, no teeth Global Elite player Loop started streaming recently, ayyy go show him the love he deserve :D
Edit : I think I can now post links twitchtv/lo0p__
>>144435134
you could post yours...
>>144436608
>legally blind and deaf
>spends his days playing vidya
fucking degenerate leech on society, neck yourself
>>144437061
nice and edgy, love it
gonna post this on r/4chan xD
>>144437172
what anime is this from u never told me
>>144437505
wew lad
>>144437505
i tried but it just returns random anime shit
>>144435983
x doubt
oh god what is this prime matchmaking bullshit? help i'm drowning in confusion and tears
>>144438515
Whats wrong with it? I rather play with mostly main accounts than a bunch of faggot cheaters/smurfs
>in a 1v3 clutch
>cat lays on my hand
UGH
>>144436904
I'm not the one who brought my relationship cucking here
>>144439281
>a gay posts on my csgog
UGHH!
>>144439657
>traps
>gay
pls go away
>>144439862
go back 2 r e d d i t , shroud.
>>144439862
>>144439281
>>144435134
>>144429496
>>144429408
>>144429354
>>144429284
>>144429262
>>144429079
>>144428207
>>144425418
>>144425319
>>144424860
>>144424714
>>144424489
>>144424456
>>144421985
>>144421654
stop posting in my general or keep it csgo related ok?????? thnx
> no bhop
> no wallbangs
> no proper movement mechanics
> hitreg
:-)
>>144440407
>no bhop
uhh...
>>144421491
Hello CSGOG
Can someone describe in a nutshell what FACEIT and CEVO provide?
>>144440915
servers
>>144440915
matchmaking but with better servers and better anti-cheat
>>144440407
>>144440551
you are strafes are shit families
>>144440407
>le older cs is superior memer baiter
>thinking he will get the (you)s
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>144442625
because we dont have a lot of air accel noob.
>My general
Black DDK is woke to liberalism's lies and Jewism. https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/739185645931859968
ylyl
>Seized lies on visa application
>gets banned from EU
>Guardian can't play vs VP because visa issues
Is it that hard?
>>144444165
>NA CS
>>144444165
>yfw Luminosity has snuck their way into being the best CS:GO team and now fnatic and Na'Vi are imploding so noone can challenge them
truly a time to be alive
BABY GIMME DAT GET
>>144444094
>dentures cost 6k
NO FUCK
>>144444444
>>144444418
nu nu -kid cudi
>>144444591
are you retarded
>>144444418
>>144444591
H O W N EW
O
W
N
E
W
This place is so casual
>>144444903
your mom is casual
heh, heh owned
>>144445340
your face is casual
HA, rekt
>>144445929
your life is casual
hehehe schooled
>>144445929
your dick is casual
>>144444165
vp have got my bet then
>Tfw missing moe play overwatch with drunk Puckett and Moses
Dear Gotard(s),
May I borrow a knife so I can sell it and buy Overwatch? Thank you in advance.
Love,
Anonymous
Did people unironically actually bet on G2 in this general? I was away yesterday, so I have to make my shitpost now.
>>144449104
I don't have knives. I only deal in interesting skins. Soo I will have another howl:
>>144449438
eg won a game
OH NOW IM MAD
who are we watching?
Dear Gotard,
I was expecting a knife, but the howl is even better. Post your trade link.
Thanks in advance,
Anonymous
>>144449438
Yes they did. Most bet posts here were on g2 (peepoo)
>>144449752
http://Twitch.
tv/MrChrisPuckett
>>144449752
Reunited vs Anox
>>144449841
My steam is steamcommunity.com/me
>>144449897
he's cute, who is he?
>no matches today
>none of tomorrow's look good to bet on
help me, gotards
Dear >>144450119,
Heh...Okay post your trade link now.
Seriously,
Anonymous
>>144450282
Me on the bike
Dear >>144450661,
What kind of nudes you want; feet, ankles, soles, toes, heels...?
Reply to me ASAP,
Anonymous
>>144451689
Tummy legs face dick
In that order
Dear >>144451763,
That is too lewd! How about i just show you my chest, ankle, neck, and inner thigh(in that order)?
Is that good enough?
Anonymous
>>144446156
>>144452476
stfu you worthless faggot go somewhere else youre unwanted here
>>144453645
I JUST WANT OVERWATCH
>>144453854
why dont you go on suicide watch instead
who wants to be our fifth man?
>strayan living in bongland
>get matched with two brits
>hooray, someone who understands what i'm saying and doesn't say "blyat" ten times per round
>do well, carry, they add me and ask if i want to play with them again
>sure, go for another game
>i now have one average teammate, one buttmad poortuguese shitter, and two 16 years old brits that think i'm based god
>do even better because of the morale boost, and these people actually follow what i say
>sick banter in chat, poortuguese guy is butthurt as fuck because he can't aim for shit
>gets bullied even more
>win 16/6 with 41 kills
</blog>
>>144455085
but i like my life
>>144455085
ooooOOOOOOO
>>144455859
dont encourage him
>>144451390
>be le ebin meme res poster
>thinking he will get a free (you)
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>144455085
heh
>>144452476
>i want $600 of product
>won't even deliver $30 of product
>>144456457
my nudes are worth more than $30!
>>144457175
Your nudes are fucking worthless
>>144457175
(X) - Doubt
>>144457257
priceless*
>>144457310
nice try, queer
>>144457175
prove it faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-nzF0Yyc8
>>144457390
i'll give you a free trail if you give me overwatch :3
>>144457639
post your tummy and feet first
m0e streamin!
witch.tv/m0e_tv
>>144457701
why do you want to see my tummy and feet, anyways? those dont even count as nudes -.-
OUR GUY IS STREAMING
twitch
.tv/launders
ugh where are the tummies
>>144458113
our muslim
>>144458113
>stream OW
>literally less than 1k viewers
holy shit how can one game just fucking kill people like this. What a shame.
Overwatch will die in exactly 8 months and 12 days and I'll be the first one to laugh at it
>>144461056
so should i get it now and speedrun 3k hours to get my money's worth?
>>144461421
What are you going to speedrun, im confused '~'
>>144461721
speedrun these kisses on your tummy~
>>144461721
speedrun 3k hours, as in get 3k hours asap in OW before the game dies.
>tfw so gud even your teammates think you're hacking
>tfw your actually not
>tfw so bad even your enemies think you're throwing
>tfw your actually not
>>144462108
>tfw so baka even your senpai thinks you're cute
>tfw your actually not
>>144461969
tfw u have no fw tfw lol
( start meme)
overwatch overwatch overwatch
flusha is cheater semmler is our guy
(end meme)
>>144462529
good post
>>144462660
good post
>>144443194
>>144456346
these two posts are also good fyi
>>144462660
thanks baby!!!! =] <3333333 you too!!!!!
(csgo)
>>144462529
>flusha cheating
>meme
hi leddit
>>144463068
thnx for upboating my post!!!<33333
>>144463836
i will! ^w^
post id! <333
we can play csgo!!!
can you fucking homos leave my general already? literally go be gay somewhere else no one likes you furry faggots
>>144464221
they're pansexual, not gay.
>>144464221
>not a supporter of our guy Richard "Furry in a Hurry" Lewis
Ayyy
r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP2JgRAysxY
>>144465789
thats disgusting girls were a mistake
they cant even play csgo properly
>>144464120
n-no
post yours
>>144465789
>casual
>>144466110
ok!
steamcommunity com/id/flushyourself
>>144467076
Rank? Not that anon
>>144467405unranked
>>144467818
As in you haven't won 10 games yet in comp? How? Are all these gayposters in /csgog/ casual only players? I don't understand, I thought the gay weebs would be all SMFC and shit.
>>144468056
Not him, but I stopped playing comp when I switched to a laptop because it's shit at games and I would get way too tilted at my own performance/hardware.
>>144468056
imo custom servers are more fun than ranked. Nothin crazy mod wise but just the maps.
>>144468056
>playing anything but casual
lmao tryhard detected
>>144468056
lol weebs are failures in life do you think that they would actually be good in an alpha dominated game like csgo? The weebs you see in higher ranks are usually boosted or in a 5que
>>144468194
>>144468296
>>144468302
i get it if you're mostly on client, there are pro players who have like <20 comp wins but it's weird to me to imagine that the biggest shitposters in this general don't even have the decency to play the actual game
>>144468056
>gobabby thinking 5v5 is cs
>>144468704
I play the game more frequently than most of the /r/bets crew who posts here. Just not mods where I care if I win
>>144468194
Also I have ~200 comp wins, but all from at least +8 months ago
>>144468742
yes, how does player number suddenly make something not counterstrike? is there an arbitrary rule on this? or could you possibly be an autist who thinks being stuck in the past somehow makes him superior in some way?
>>144468861
betters at least get to mg2 since they need to show off their howl, fire serpent, karambit, etc.
and they're fun to tease when they rage in the general after losing skines, animers constantly fish for gay attention in a thread for a game they basically don't even play
>tfw gitting gud
is good feel desu
This is too bottom heavy now.
It's just as bad to have too many people in the lower ranks.
There's people stuck in mg2 _right now_ that compete way harder than people in lem do _right now_.
>>144469792
>daily reminder that if you aren't winning one million dollar majors you are nowhere near gud
>smfc
>playing ridiculously well for no reason, rifling and flashes are perfect
>winning by a small margin
>have a private profile and anime picture
>enemy team inevitably starts of accusing me of hacks
>laugh it off
>own team starts accusing me of hacks
>get votekicked
nice game gotards
>>144470205
That's why you need to play (and grief with) fellow anime friends, silly!
>>144468056
compspooksme
way too much pressure and i don't want to let my team down
>>144470632
the good news is your team will let you down way more than you let them down
Who else on this here?
>>144471001
what site is this? im trying to get off csgl cuz its shit atm
>>144471086
fanobet
>>144470205
>anime
nice try hacker
when is say cajun you say...?
>>144471517
-
+kjearbye
>>144471927
? http://astralis.gg/astralis-swaps-cajunb-for-kjaerbye/
>>144472039
why not go anime + weeb public profile?
i walk a lonely road
>>144472202
"News"
This is olds.
>>144472567
[*] muhammad "billy joe" armstrong
>>144472162
It doesn't tilt the other team as much
It doesn't even matter if you have a low SteamID or not
>>144473147
Lol get rekt shkiddy
>>144473239
get ready for the spook
also
how i git gud at the ak
i can't seem to hit shit with it
but i do alright with the m4
>>144474026
AK is probably the hardest gun in the game to use
>>144475060
not even close
>have to choose between fl0m or shahzam
U G H
>>144475441
rank? rofl
Deagle and r8 are not included because obviously we're talking about non-meme guns here
AK is the hardest recoil to manage in the game, not including stupid shit like m249
The point is that anon is asking for help in using what is the hardest rifle in the game to use (spray wise)
>>144475592
doesnt matter our guy stewie is on now
>>144476256
>ak is the hardest gun to use if you ignore all of the harder guns to use
sick meme. regardless, the ak is easy as piss since you really only need to pull down. the galil and famas is harder to use.
>>144476546
>galil
>difficult spray
TOP KEK
>>144476808
>>galil
>>difficult spray
yes
>look at clock
>it's a burger
>it is burger oclock
>>144477432
dont reply to me again until you learn spray control, kid.
Nigga is offering me 5 keys for this. I don't think i wanna do it. Should i?
>>144478193
depends how much the stickers are worth
U mirin?
>>144478430
>$193.03 for Howling Dawn
>$184.29 for LDLC one
>There are no current listings for the Titan one, which sold last time in 3 June, for 304$
how much should i be asking?
>>144478193
I'll give you a bit more desu.
>ft
Nevermind
>>144478647
uh
a fuck ton more than 5 keys lmao
>>144478647
probably 20-30 usd, but that being FT brings it down a lot
>>144478758
yeah but the stickers are applied so it's worth a lot less right, but i guess i could ask for 10-15%?
>>144478725
yeah thanks for nothing
>>144478881
I was thinking like 10% of the total sticker price which would end up in like 70$ or something (a Gut Knife basically), dude just likes the stickers anyway, nobody cares for a fucking regular FT Guardian.
>he unironically thinks stickers hold any sort of value
>>144479768
>he unironically thinks anything holds any sort of value
>>144479883
>he unironically believes in value
>>144480001
>>144479295
>>144478193
>>144478193
take it off
>>144480001
>he unironically believes in anything
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>144480234
>he unironically believes
>>144480583
That's not funny.
>>144480937
correct, it's hilarious
>>144480615
>he unironically exists
>>144481263
woah anon pls
>>144481579
2nd best gir
>>144478193
keep it, kato stickers are skyhigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBOPmIBYGg
Is this actually 100k USD or is it just clickbait?
>>144483856
its house money
>>144483960
I'm so dumb
I'm still Gold Nova, should I start playing Faceit/CEVO and such? or when should I start playing CS? I'm new to the scene.
>>144484215
*start playing Faceit/CEVO
i'm dumb
>>144484339
>im dumb
we already knew
>I'm still Gold Nova
>>144484215
No.
I wouldn't recommend it in the slightest, because you're still missing aim and gamesense basics.
I'd really only recommend it to mge+ minimum.
But hey, it's your choice.
>>144484435
r-rude
>>144484507
alright, thank you for the advice!
S U C C
>>144485684
present it
>>144478193
that's worth tens if not hundreds of keys
sucks that it's FT though
>>144486132
>hundreds of keys
no
>>144486152
>140, 160, 350 in sticker value
100 keys isn't far fetched
>>144486278
it really is. there's tons of katowice sticker shit even just on the market, and stickers never add even half the value once placed. i'd say ~50usd
>>144486368
>less than 10% of sticker price on a nearly-desirable playskin
>>144486563
ok, im fucking done. i'm going to buy a slightly worse skin, with better stickers at a better price to show how much of a dumb faggot you are.
>>144486563
you dumb fucking nigger here's some guns at UNDER $30 with fucking titan and other katowice stickers:
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/AK-47%20%7C%20Blue%20Laminate%20%28Factory%20New%29?filter=titan%20katowice%202014
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/AK-47%20%7C%20Blue%20Laminate%20%28Minimal%20Wear%29?filter=titan%20katowice%202014
THIS GUN IS MORE STACKED THAN THAT GUYS AT $50 http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Guardian%20%28Field-Tested%29?filter=titan+katowice+2014+dignitas
>>144486692
>>144487485
how mad can you get LMAO
>>144487685
i'm so fucking mad because i have to deal with these retarded "no but my faggot skin is actually worth 10x anyone else's shit" retarded kid whenever i want to buy/trade a skin and they are the SOLE reason any of that is shit. if they were realistic and KNEW HOW TO FUCKING USE A SEARCH FUNCTION then trading or buying would be easy as shit but NOPE. instead you get stuck with faggot 16 year olds posting memes and "this ak was picked up by f0rest in a faceit match, 10 market or block" it's so fucking stupid and i'm done listening to this cunt tell the guy with the m4 that stickers are worth anything more than a few dollars once they're on a gun. HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE?
>he plays on a smurf
>he deranks without a five man group
>he is scumbag
stewie's got that college freshman bitch vocal fry
da fucks that even mean
>>144489238
i want to be his friend
>>144489423
he seems kind of rude toobiehonest
When did /csgog/ reach SMFC?
>>144487685
I like this pic a lot, can I save it?
>>144489726
after reaching LEM
>1465106526
>not being global elite
holy fuck i need agf
>>144489726
if the entire hivemind of /csgog/ were a player it would be gold nova master
>>144489819
sure :3
>>144489726
uh I hope you don't have poopy color skin
>>144489886
thanks :3
>>144489915
Since you're worried, i don't.
>he pays for MEMESEA
Tell me you don't, /csgog/
>>144490167
reply to this
>>144489849
>>144489849
I still hope that was a typo
ded thread
>>144492452
i got some dank skins wanna see
>>144492782
yeah sure
>>144492782
I want to see too
>>144492782
they better be dankalicious
https://www.twitch.
tv/stichomythia
our duder is streaming
bout to play cs
anyone wanna join
>>144493239
sure, post id/lobby
>>144493239
>playing cs
no
>>144492908
>>144492872
i finished my kato collection and finally got a flusha ump cuz he is flushgod with ump
>>144493301
hey duder we played yesterday. I am bad silver elite.
>>144493508
mikes? you're cute, want to play? :3
>>144493589
yea yea. Come on if you wantt o play!!
>>144493650
those s*ck
>>144493830
ty
should i scratch the vox tho?
>>144493760
i remember when you were cool mikes. i remember when you were a warosu wolf
>>144494124
i never used warosu tho. i posted on other sites tho
>>144494260
weird. then i think someone said they were you on there way back when
smug anime
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
ded general
>steel just now realizing overmeme is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xpa068C4Ag
>>144499697
driving vlogs are neato
tfw you realize no csgo cuties are gay
WHY WHY WHY
what is the most common rank in this general? please no lying we are all anonymous. ill start im gn3
>>144500345
Dmg
There's a guy with no arms playing csgo and he's lem. How in the fuck is csgog so garbage
>>144500345
I'm LE
>>144500483
we have this comment chain every time someone discovers handi.
no one here is paid to play csgo 24/7 and most of us have full time jobs.
Tell me your secrets
The things that make you tick
I like when you talk
Because your voice is angelesque
IVE GOT SOME ISSUES
THAT NO BODY CAN SEE
AND ALL THESE EMOTIONS ARE POURING OUTTA ME
>>144500058
i-i'mbi if that counts?
>>144501634
id or tummy?!?
>tfw you figured out your old sensitivity from when you used to play as a kid and now your awp flicks are on point
i love this game again
i'm so glad
that she's my little girl
she's so glad
she's telling all the world
>>144500058
Im just like >>144501634
>>144501634
>>144503061
It took me so long to find out, but I found out.
>>144503149
Found out what, anon?
>>144502717
the awp is truly the most fun weapon in the game to use and the most unfun to play against
>>144503251
I read the news today, oh bly! About a lucky man who made the grade and although the news was rather sad, I just had to laugh. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the lights had changed.
>>144503480
What? Im confused
>>144503551
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, but rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told, and some chose to believe it. I know they're wrong, wait and see. Some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
>>144503684
I just want a cutie ;_;
>>144503782
it's just a shitposter anon-kun
>>144503782
Ain't too proud to pleed! Please don't leave me girl, now i've heard a crying man is half a man, with no sense of pride but if I have to cry to keep you, I don't mind weeping if it'll keep you by side!
>>144503903
>>144503949
Mmmm bullies ;_;
>>144503903
Wow rude. I would date anyone who matches my musical taste but so far rrrnigger is the closest and
>15
>argentina
>>144504059
you have pretty shitty music taste desu senpai
>>144504191
i know :3
i like trashy music and want to meet others who do too!
>>144504059
What kind of music do you like anon?
https://twitter.com/OCEAN_tK/status/739378896458522624
>>144504007
Some people wanna see what I see
Some people wanna evil eye me
>>144504257
i like trashy boys and want to meet others who do too!
>>144504059
;_;
>>144504338
like legit going on 2 years late. sorry. irl sorry. cacti is a mod and im mad he never shows in chat desu
>>144504296
Does it almost feel like you've been here before?
>>144504390
>>144504389
>>144504296
>>144504191
>>144504007
>>144503903
>>144503782
>>144503551
>>144503251
Why do you build me up, buttercup baby? Just to let me down and mess me around? And then worst of all, you never call baby when, you say will. But I love you still.
I can't stop
This feeling
Deep inside of me
Boi you don't just realize
What you do to me
>>144505003
that's great music taste tbqh
>>144505180
I wish you were not black, 18, and not a faggot tripfag
Alas
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it any way
The losing card I'll some day lay
>>144504517
What?
>>144505560
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little but older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I dint wanna lose your love tonight
>tfw no cute anime anons to play casual within aus
>>144505832
na west
post id
>>144505887
na west is 2 far
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. I want to tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute
>>144505945
i've got like 75-150 ping
its good enough to create a ~connection~
>>144505742
Stopp bullying meeeeee ;_;
>>144505832
>tfw
But for meon eu servers
>>144506151
They wanna get my
They eanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
I ain't blind
Just a matter of time
Before you steal it
>>144505832
>casual
found ya problem mate all the cuties are in comp~
so if by the time
The bar closes
And you feel
Like falling down
I'll carry you home
Tonight
>eu players
>>144507059
rrrrr pls don't bully the euros
THE DROPS IN HER GOGGLES AREN'T OF LOVE
SOMETHINGS REALLY WRONG AND IT FEELS AWFUL
reminder that it's ez4ence
>>144507519
I put my skines on them
>>144507194
I never bully!
>>144507615
i have 400 dollars riding on them.
>>144507692
>the memes have gone so far that ence is no longer an overdog
jesus christ
>>144508979
but they are
>>144508979
err
pretend i said underdog
or remove "no longer"
i should go to sleep
hey guys check out my new awp
AGG 0 - 9
Penta 2 - 9
What the fuck is going on?
i just bought this game
should i play it?
>>144509237
>bought the game
>should i play it
??????
>>144509237
no
don't even install it desu
but when there's a major tournament, install it and buy a bunch of sticker capsules on the last day, when they're on sale
then resell them the next day for 2x the price, it's free steambux
>>144509220
My worst nightmares have come true anon
today is the day I wave goodbye to my skines
>>144509330
>dont even install
too late
>>144509290
i dunno how to play the menu is breddy confusing
>>144509423
play the training course in the menu on the top right
then play casual against bots on dust2
then play casual against people in the active duty queue (it's 85% dust2
WHO SAID EASY FOR ENCE ROFL
>fletching
>spaggy-chan message out of the blue
>is a meanie
>>144507059
Nice¸
>>144509861
They need to boot xartE or they will stay a tier B team forever. I know he does their strat calling, but he is not able to carry his own weight.
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=175&playerid=7537
>>144510057
what the fuck is this windows theme
>>144510057
>hoga plays cs
>ence choke
why did i bet on the meme
>>144510292
wrong thread
Cx
>>144510234
RedmondXP
>>144510396
16-14 for ence my friend, easy $$$$$$$$
>>144510434
It's disgusting ngl
>>144510396
meme only works if they're underdogs you dummy
>they thought it wouldn't be ez
>>144510584
Natural gas liquids?
>>144510676
>own map pick
>scrap by with a 16-14 win
>>144510434
Its ok, i dont blame you, happens to all of us :3
Hf fletching
Bottom bfs where
>>144511342
right here
>>144511384
P O S T I D
me http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImiqaXBMkM
ENCE PLEASE I NEED THIS TO BE EASY
Ranked up!!! :3c
>mikes will never ride you
>youll never get a /csgo/ cutie to be lewd with multiple times
COME ON JAPAN
YANAGIDA
>>144512453
I love you remember
I'm programmed for you
I know we're worlds apart but dont break my heart!
>>144512121
baka@u
>get into a competitive match (finally)
>three kid voices
>" Rush bee"
>2-8
>Leave -> abandon game
At least in COD you could somewhat easier carry your team if it was shit in the relatively similar SnD game mode, but here idk how skilled you have to be to carry your dumbass orphanage to something that could be called as a phyrric victory because I think I'm losing my brain cells playing in such teams
>>144513115
as soon as you properly understand the game just stop playing mm and play esea
>>144513115
>2-8
click heads
who the fuck is this shitty caster in cphw - ence game
16-14 EZ 4 ENCE
>>144514114
>11-14 choke
lmao
Tired of playing with usual skins but don't have money?
Come and gamble the little you have, retard!
Get reaped fast with CSGOFast!
>karrigan has visa issues too
Nobody will ever take this shitty esports thing serious lmao
>>144514476
>murrica number 1, U S A U S A U S A U S A, don't sort out your papers because who cares lol
>get denied entry
lol
ENCE OR PENTA?
>>144516590
take a wild fucking guess lad
>>144516590
ez 4 ence :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>144516639
easy4pentathen
Why do sometimes cuties from here think they are boring then delete you in the middle of the conversation ;_;
>>144507616
you bully me!
>>144516860
ur a fag
She suck on that dick on the plane and I just called her airhead (Woo!)
I just went hunting, I found me a rabbit, I picked out the carrots
I'm just tired of smoking kushy, I need some Moonrock out in Cali
I got a white bitch and she give me that Becky but her name is Sari
I pimp, I don't play with them
She bad, I might stay with her
Stack it up like a Lego, yeah
Homicide, you can lay with them
Got some hoes, you can slay with them
You know that we players, we playing them
She can't be my wife, I can't lay in there
Diamonds all black like I'm racist now
Any cutebois want to eat peanut butter cookies and watch universal soldier 4: day of reckoning together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0sIny4NTQ
I'm gay
>>144517637
what a surprise
TRAPAHOLICS
REAL
TRAP
SHIT
Na'Vi or VP?
>>144518365
Flipside
>>144518365
navi has no guardian, but the odds for VP have risen quite a bit. bet on either really, odds are 50/50 and it's na'vis map pick, but it could go either way, bet super low on whichever you like.
>>144517074
;_;
Alright went super low on VP. Let's hope our guy pasza shows up for once.
wow penta is literal shit
>>144516907
I don't!
>>144518410
>m3m3sid3
TBDa(ENCE/PENTA) or TBDb(D&G/SpaceS)?
>>144519425
You know how the meme goes anon
EZ4____
>Uber confirmed for CLG's 5th
should have never cut ptr and FNS t b h
They will never be top 3 NA again.
>>144519496
uhh.....can i get a hint?
ez throw for penta desu
what?
>>144519027
You step on my penis though >_<
Just got this banner
wtf gotards?
>>144519850
just bet on VP anon
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.49_[2015.08.12_22.48.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IOrIJqy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 21.49 [2015.08.12 22.48.22]")
>>144520102
>post yfw rrrr literally still gets actual homework
>homework
>from school
>cause he's 16
>>144519850
>post this here
>the odds make a massive shift
fuck you anon
>>144520223
I'm not 16 and I don't go to school, I'm a neet atm
>>144520275
>literally dropping out at 15 to play videogames
lmaoing at ur life family
how is penta so fucking shit lads
>>144520304
please stop replying to my posts, I'm pretty sure I already asked you to and you still are replying to me
>>144520368
(You)
>>144520368
Make me sissiboi
Hey everyone look at gaylord over here lmao sucked any dicks today gaylord?
I just spent 1000€ on a new PC with gaming gear. How do I go pro/semi-pro? I'm willing to invest ~2 hours a day. Anyone recruiting here?
>>144520448
(You)
>>144520483
actually, yes, dicks are ok
>this fucking caster
>>144520545
if you're a neet dropout what dicks did you suck huh? sucking that big white dildo again gayboi?
>>144520510
weak bait desu
try again?
VP or NAVI BROS
>>144520632
of course
>>144520708
how bout you get some real dick? oh wait no one wants to fuck u lmao
if u werent underaged try a gloryhole so no one has to see u lmao
>>144520820
but I do suck real dicks too
>>144520368
lamo what a gaylord
>>144520852
like whose gaylord? u dont even leave the house lmao
if i looked like u i wouldn't either
>>144520970
no I don't leave my house, I pay to men to come over so I can suck their dicks, you should try it
S1mple to Liquid on Major Colonge
Confirmed on his stream
/discuss
also the more i look at s1mple the more handsome i think he gets
/discuss
>>144521069
if i was an neet gaylord i would
how much do you have to pay for their dicks? ofc they dont pay an ugly slut like u lmao
>>144521162
around U$D1400
>>144521081
He's playing for Na'Vi not Liquid in Cologne.
pretty hype
VP v Navi
>rrrr
neck yourself mate
>>144521579
good post
Hello /csgog/
I'm here to leak a few details
Olof will play for Fnatic at major
S1mple will play for Liquid
AFTER Major, Liquid will try and pick up JDM + Pimp for Adren/Koosta
pic related, team liquid owner on a jacked skype
>>144521598
>[koosta]
>virtus semi pro
>aka virtus semi retired
>aka virtus premier
LETS GO VP LETS GO
>no big gun manlet
>still crushing vp
lmao should have quit while they were ahead
>>144520483
Looking at the op and the Redhead bitch
Sorry but if you want some Pro-Terrorists High MMR, hire these assholes
>>144522141
i think you meant
>[koosta]
>>144522383
i think you meant
>NA
rofl why did i bet on these vp shitters
>>144522370
>>144520483
Fucking Eva Kids, hire the Pro MMR team
>>144522451
no i didn't
>tfw you fell for the vp meme again
fuck
>>144522607
>buying smgs with no armor
>peaking a corner like that to throw a nade
>>144522452
>>144522665
vp strats
>rush a
>rush b
>rush mid
>>144522665
same laddie
looks like they're complete dogshit outside of starladder
going to lose at least 250 on this if they dont pick up at least 1 map
>>144522452
>>144522665
you absolutely deserve this you retards
vp is literally tier 2 now and navi has been top3 without guardian delivering for months
my chances of getting a shit knife are going down with vp
>>144522670
>Pro MMR
>losing to CTs force buy and pushing on mirage
wow!
slavs?
>>144523271
>taking a ump snipers
>VP
LOL when will these grandpas retire already
COMEBACK IS REAL KURWAAAAAA
is this the navi choke
>slavs v slavs
>>144523579
those "grandpas" could kick your ass, faggot.
>it's a snax being sneaky beaky episode
TIME FOR SNAX
>these back and forth rounds
someone make it stop
>mirage is ct-sided now
ugh! rework WHEN?
K U R W A
U
R
W
A
lot of hype in the crowd
what the fuck is with this observer
stop switching to a different player when two players are shooting eachother holy shit
compare this crowd to NA's
chokemasters at it again
where is the /csgog/ twitch betting group
anyone here have a big beard like edward? i was wondering if hair ever gets in your mouth when you're eating/drinking.
VP PLEASE
16-14
who /stroke/ here?
why is there no english stream
why do russians insist on everything being in russian when every other country is fine with english
LETS FUCKING GO VIRTUS POO
>1/10 turned into 15/15
>not 16/14
K U R W A
>>144524779
cyka blyat
The whole script meme is really starting to feel real
>exp bar near to full
>if I fill it completely I will need to grind out all the exp again for the drop
T-thanks valve
LETS FUCKING GO VP
>71 posters
>528 replies
DED GAME
DED THREADt. /owg/ ______________
edward
NICE HACKS EDWARD YOU FUCK
>>144525151
72*
532*
>>144525212
how much?
tfw no cs gf
>>144525151
/owg/? from /fit/?
>>144525296
600 $$
holy fuck why do they always switch what player they're spectating right before they die
who here sweating?
>snax bought an sg
what a memer
snax with the memes
>dat speedhack cameraman
>that guy rolling past
top fucking kek
>>144462978
Thanks anon!
FUCK YOU VP
YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO FUCKING CLOSE IT OUT YOU SHITTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no english stream
FACK DIS IM NOT WATCHING THIS GARBAGE
>>144525748
>not remembering the script
oy vey.
vp pls
>>144525602
the stakes are high
Anyone in NA looking for someone to play open with? I don't know anyone else that would want to
>>144525919
>that cz
brave
WOO VP
why is that observer switching whenever someone is about to get a kill
it's like he doesn't want to show any frags on purpose
>>144526253
The toggling would be too obvious otherwise.
>>144525919
you won't get anything goy
if they lose you lose everything, if they win you just get your shit back
AYY LMAO
>adult males wearing cargo shorts in public
just won 100 thx vp <3
1-10 -> 15-15 -> 22-18
>>144526253
What happens in Russia, stays in Russia, no info will be shown to NA filth
>>144525987
it pays to take risks
>>144525987
No risk no reward
you guys realize this is a bo3 right?
>>144526679
how much bro?
>only bet 20$ on VP
>still sweating like a pig
I hate this meme
>bet on VP winning 1 map
>hedge it with VP winning series
up 31 already laddies
How much does a good gaming chair influence your performance?
I'm thinking about investing.
Ence or XANTARES?
>>144526995
gaming chairs are a meme like 144hz and using a mouse instead of a touchpad
>>144526995
there's no use in an umbrella when your boots are leaking anon~
>>144526995
it almost doesn't. a good rule of thumb is that your chair should cost 10% of what your rig costs.
however, "gaming" chairs are basically always shitty chairs with a couple logos on it, get a proper chair
>>144527292
i knew a guy who played used to play cs with a controller
>>144525151
i used to post on owg until an anime poster ruined the whole thread.
What's your CS:GO sens ingame, on your mouse and ingame rank?
2400 dpi, 3.0 ingame and LEM here.
According to my friends I have a really high sens.
why the fuck did i bet on navi.
>>144528968
1.43, 450 dpi, global
>>144528968
what mousepad do you use?
>>144529174
>mousepad
lol what year is this
i'm using the touchpad in my macbook pro
>>144528968
900 dpi, 1.76 sens, LEM.
>>144529013
it's been too long
i forgot the golden rule
never bet on or against VP
>>144528968
1900 dpi, 1 in-game, nova 2
That's pretty ridiculous, either you can't aim for shit or you have some very precise hand movements.
>>144529283
touchpads have a dpi setting?
>>144529318
>ice fairy
>sweating
delete this
>>144528968
400 2.7Nova 1
>>144529641
Its summer, delete urself kid
>>144529749
suck daddy's cock
>>144529749
dumb weeb delete yourself first
wait, is it pasza or pasha?
lmao thanks for the free skines navicucks
>>144530240
pashza
payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday payday
>>144530240
it's the same
>>144528968
1.34, 400 DPI, GE
Ask someone who just played with the real Scream anything.
Before asking:
>Yes he's good, he got multikills 3-4 times with the UPS-S
>He's a gentleman, he was very nice and didn't get mad, he even apologized when he forgot to watch mid
>he had a fanboy in the other team who went 4-17
>you will never be slavic
>you will never know the joys of being slavic
>you will never have the pride in being slavic
navi might have loss, but at least they're still slavic
>>144530604
how'd you manage to 2-0 them? I wasn't expecting that
>>144530694
i'd rather be white
fortune favours the bold
>>144529174
guy you (you)'d here
I use steelseries Qck
>>144529431
My mouse is on the same desk as my monitor which means I can only use my wrist for movements because of the weird position. It's certainly harder to precisely aim with my setup but it's still possible.
>>144530604
what does his cock taste like?
>>144530865
slavs are the whitest whites
>masculine
>confident
>proud
>those jawlines
>healing in overwatch for this first time
wew
why doesn't csgo have a healing class or item?
>>144424489
also this
>>144531063
>My mouse is on the same desk as my monitor which means I can only use my wrist for movements
um
what?
t. dual monitor, 1.34@400
>>144531462
pic related.
Nearly lost all my profit from this morning.. On this now.
>>144531718
lol wtf are you doin kid
>>144531718
move your lamp. problem solved.
>>144529854
Rude
>>144529920
>touhou
>anime
Top kek
>>144531737
ur gonna lose both of those bets btw
rctic vs k1ck
should I bother betting on this match
worried it could go wrong
>>144531993
>implying touhoufags aren't weebs
>>144532293
They are worse. Touhou is the MLP of shmups.
what kind of retard goes to fucking Iran right before a trip to NA
>>144532606
What happened?
>>144532382
>it's popular therefore it's bad
ok
>>144533880
I didn't say that.
>>144532831
Karrigan probably can't go to ELeague because he was spening time in the Islamic Caliphate like an idiot then has to go to the US
>>144534783
why would karrigan go to iran at all? last time i checked, iran isn't some vacation hot spot.
who are we watching lads?
>>144535528
/greatfrag duh
>>144532606
he went to iran when he was with fnatic
when he played cs 1.6
>>144532606
>right before
The limit is literally five fucking years. Blame America for being one of the shittiest countries in the world.
>>144535018
He said he was doing PR work
>>144535018
He says he was doing PR back when he awas on Fnatic
But lol, is there some huge esports scene there or something?
>>144535623
Blame Astralis for being like "lol whoops our ESTA got cancelled who knew?" When every other player on the trip has had zero problems related to it.
>>144535791
How many fucking players have been to Iran? How many fucking players would assume that you can't enter a first would country based on the other countries you've been in.
Fuck off North Korea/Israel
>>144535606
that fucking nigger is casting
I would rather watch an ISIS execution
>>144536064
not all of us want are cucked like eu, anon. some of us have standards.
>>144536331
hellooo reddit!
>>144536064
Xizt, Friis, Moddii.
Oh look who is appearing this week in ELeague
>>144536609
>some of us have standards.
Then why would you voluntarily live in the USA lmao
who cyka here?
>>144537130
i am half-cyka, does that still count?
>there are people who still use lounge
>>144539198
tbca is objectively the better team idiot
>>144539338
>TBDa
>not betting for our guys TBDb
spotted the redditor
>tfw only bet 33 on orbit
>>144539198
are there any skin sportsbetting sites? i know some sports books offer esports games but id rather use skins that real money
>>144539654
TBa are you guys, anon.
They all watch anime.
>>144539751
yeah, this entire thread is memespamming, animeposting, and arguments about csgolounge bets, are you new or something?
>>144539751
fanobet
>>144536664
CAJUN B
https://twitter.com/OnFireMoses/status/739531775706292224
>>144541912
Then go out and get one you fucking normie. Dating the other gender is easy as fuck because of not social stigma.
>>144541912
How about a bf?
If anyone is looking for a new CS:GO account I have a steam account with CS:GO(13.99) and Quake Live (9.99).
In return I want some skins or whatever worth 9 euro total that I can sell on my main account.
What justification is there for RNG in sprays????
>>144528968
1.75@800
was global in march but haven't played matchmaking since then
>memeback
>meme items
>deathball early push meta
Dota 2 6.87 Reborn Beta - Reddit Edition - is the cheesiest dota 2 can ever get
>>144542931
Australia
EZ4ENCE
>>144543249
That's cool but this is the CS thread
>People blamed US for Karrigan having travel problems
>it was the Dutch
SELF KEKED
>>144541912
I really hope that was a typo
>>144541912
same
>>144544228
mongols > turkroaches
dead thread
>>144546594
suh dude?
ez 4 ence
right?
>>144547538
yee
>>144547834
>inb4 they gettricked :^)
>>144547538
Today will either end in a disaster for me or I will nearly break even. I'm going big on em.
>>144548048
>tfw today ends either with a $130 or $54 profit
good feel desu
>>144548164
I'm not betting on this final match, I've had nothing but wins today and absolutely do not want to risk it
>>144548164
From $150 to $170 and now I'm at $110. If I win, I'll make it back to $160. Please.
>>144548327
I fucking nearly stopped betting when I won my first combo today, but I blew it and tried to chase the loss.
tfw no ENCE Cologne 2014 stickers
>you will mever hang with the #castercrew of Richard Lewis, Chris Puckett, and Moses
>you will never travel with Devilwalk or Cadian
>you will never yell at people on LAN with Moe
>you will never go clothes shopping with James and DDK
why live
>>144548985
>why live
so you can meet a cute boy and cuddle with him :3
>>144549358
uhhhh are you one?
im eating pizza ama
>>144549606
what pizza
Friendly reminder if Redline was submitted today on workshop, people would comment "lol nice skills on paint fagget"
>>144549606
Why not calzone?
>>144549662
deep dish
>>144549719
omg thanks for reminding me ill get one next time
>>144549684
friendly reminder that the workshop has awful taste in skins, e.g. that anubis bizon skine in the new case
If I was ranked but haven't played a mm comp in a long time but log on to csgo every now and then would I get unranked
>>144550014
valve intentionally picks uglier skins so that they reflect their rarity. only the rarest skines are actually cool looking.
>>144550432
yes
>>144549849
disgusting
>BABAM
>HUGE POTATO
i hate this guy
sasuga csgl
>>144551350
>not finding that absolutely hilarious
>>144551439
>using csgolounge
you have nobody but yourself to blame
>>144549849
Based. Take a pic
>>144551439
itll take you the rest of the year to get those skins back
>>144551439
Do you understand how payouts work? To get non-penny skins you have to bet something close to max
Things that need to be added to CS:GO
>Potato skins
>Bicycles
>Rocket Launchers
>Cloaks
>Glock alternative
>Laptop gun from Perfect Dark
>>144551725
im just gonna leave them on the site and place them on bets
>>144552310
>the ability to inspect nades, bombs, zeuses, and the golden arms race knife
>skins for nades, bombs, zeuses
>remove weapon alternatives entirely and let you equip them all at the same time
>>144551529
this guy srsly
it's really lame and cool at the same time
just
>>144552310
An ability where u pay 5k to spawn anywhere witha cool parachute into
Killstreaks (like a flame thrower)
Killing hostages
Iron sights
>>144487485
what about the howling dawn tho
so i can ask 50$ for it like the last guy?
ENCE
HELLO?
>tricked v ence
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>144554547
the hacker known as 4chan ofc
>>144551529
Underage go back to redd1t
>this stream
seriously, what the fuck am I watching?
>tricked being spawncamped in warm-up
from my mm experience this is objective proof they shall now be 16-0'd
someone buy my knife
>>144555358
what is it
how much
where
>>144556045
fn tiger tooth flip $142.99 on opskins
>>144556325
lmao fuck off
>>144553695
Yeah probably. There's no difference between stickers. Once it's on a gun, the value is much much much lower. You could probably get 50usd
>>144556325
That sounds pretty fuckin dank desu.
>>144556325
>6.331%
>there's a cheaper one with a lower float
uhhh gotard?
Is this the magog general?
>>144556325
>tiger tooth
>>144556915
no this is gayposting central
>>144556856
:))
>>144556325
I'd buy it cos i'm looking for a tt flip but there is a lower float for cheaper, anon pls
>>144549546
y-yeah but I'm taken
>>144557375
ill do 140 lowest
>>144557430
*kills ur bf with my fn tiger tooth flip knife, cureently on sale for the low low price of $142.99 on opskins.com*
>>144557732
hey thanks for the plug i appressiate it
lilman is clg's 5th
https://twitter.com/LILMANCSGO/status/739574126365577216
>>144557732
dont
>>144557867
rofl why would he name himself after his dick
>>144557873
2late now ur all mine "i say as i snapthe aforemention tiger tooth factory new closed and pocket it, even though it is still listed on opskins for 142.99 usd + tax ( where applicable).
"its all yours for 142.99, but ur mine for free" i say as i grin, revealing my mouth off of teeth, which reminds u of the knife. the tiger tooth, factory new, flip knife skin, currently listed on opskins. u wonder if u bought it if it would leave ur head, but no, it wont but u must have it for 142.99, it's almost a steal at that price.
>>144558469
dont reply to my posts ever again
>>144421491
Dubs names my new fn bayo Doppler
Nothing really retarded
>>144558764
I want a p2 FN bayo doppler....
>>144558764
"be bad watch anime win"
>>144558764
rrrrrr
>>144558764
dark lager is the best beer
>>144558764
Nothing Really Retarded
>>144558764
if there are no dubs by the time the thread 404s, call it ">NA CS"
>>144559160
>not double imp ipa
I welcome the age of the triple scout meta
>>144558582
altho i put the kinfe away u still feeling it burns your eyes HARD u must have it. u take out ur phone and dial opskins.com to buy it for $142.99. U MUST HAVE KNIFE!!!! it is haunting you every second of ur life begging u "kill with the flip knife factory new tiger tooth, u must feed ur sweet tiger tooth
>>144558764
"factory new flip knife tiger tooth"
stop making my knife into a meme
>>144558764
buthol
>>144558764
"stop making my knife into a meme"
>>144561223
u pleed but i look down and wishpers no and u know the knife was never urs in real but it can be ur now for $142.99c on opskins, a steal... just like how the knife stole ur mind, and me ur life BUT IT IS TIME MUST ACT NOW and buy the knife on opskins for it was made for u and it is not too late... yet
Would my CSGO autoexec work in CSS?
>>144561870
its on sale for $140 now btw feel free to buy :)
>>144557867
>keep hazed
>kick fugly
>pickup LILMAN
is CLG literally retarded?
>>144562170
knife (factory new tiger tooth flip knife) calls to u. it has magic now cheaper.. 140.00$ wow amazing steal, if only buying the knife would stop u of thinking of it forever
>>144562609
DONT BULLY HAZED
r8 my new raifu
>>144562684
stop bullying me!!!
>>144562868
A beard does not fit him...
>>144558764
"tfw no bf"
csgolounge was a mistake
>>144563845
You should give those to charity
There are starving kids in africa without 3 cent skins
>>144563247
>shitty float
>olofmemester
gross
>>144563845
lmao
>>144563920
you should suck my cock
you're a cumstarved faggot that fiddles bums for free
>>144563247
Das hot
>>144564030
fuq u talking about weeb, this is a top mw float and olle is best player
>>144564209
>top mw float
>mw
>>144563273
i whips up the knife in ur face blade almost touching your nose. ur eyes are drawn to the stripes and base collor draws u in and soon u cant look away and i make a cut on the top of ur nose. having finally tasted bllood, the knife returns to its sheath, now i hold thr $140 on opskins.com in my hand and even tho u no u cant, u feel like you can see the factory new tiger tooth flip knife's blade even thu the handle, U R HYPNOTIZSED
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