>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
xth for CHOTTO MATTE
QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>144355842
itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
KUNKKA-KUN WA SUGOI DESU NE?
CH-CHOTTO MOATTE
>EE choto matte'ing yet another LAN
IT
NEVER
GETS
OLD
chotto matte kudesai
I like this new meme
how'd it originate
>>144356314
>kudesai
shibboleth of the redditor
Um... DOTARDS??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClawzf4a5A
>>144356414
>EE drafts
>EE drafts kunkka
>the gulag accurately depicts him
>weebs get assblasted about japanese """"grammer""""
ちょっと待って
>>144356493
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
CHOTTO MATTE /D2G/
SO YOU BE SAYINGUUU
WE WAS SHOGUNS AND SHIT?
>1st world posters have left d2g for better games
>3rd world shitskins can only shitpost each other
>DEAD THREAD
Hahahaha fucking idiots just stay in your mud home that is /d2g/ and never come out.
>>144356241
you're on his team dumbass why are you laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjGyTAcOls
will we get another game like this today dotards ?
>let ee draft
>d2g goes into full weeb tard mode
was this his plan all along?
>>144356687
>better games
Such as what, based shill?
I wonder what game could have just come out and is being rampantly astroturfed... but I'm sure all these posts like yours are completely unrelated ;)
>>144356709
After teaching my gf how to play dota she wants to stop playing support and play carries like Luna and Drow. How do I get her to stop this nonsense and go back to playing Crystal Maiden?
Chotto matte /d2g/
What if puppy actually has tricks up his sleeves so he put Envy in charge of drafts so they don't reveal a single thing??
What if puppy didn't fall for the honeypot lan?
What if theyre saving it all for TI?
>>144356826
>meme designed to infuriate weebs because it's grammatically incorrect
>i-it's weeb mode
?
>>144356832
Shh little shitskin
just stay in your hole
>>144356934
lul
DUDE
>>144356953
It's literally designed to upset normies because it's japanese
>romaji having """grammar"""
>>144356953
Why is it grammatically incorrect? What is the proper correct grammatical way?
>>144356953
?
theres nothing wrong with it though
>>144357101
>meme originates from mocking EE and weebs
>r-r-r-r-eeeee get out normies it's a sekrit club meme
UNABLE
TO
BE
FABRICATED
>>144356893
are we doing this
>>144356934
i know u r trolling
but this is major dude
>2.25 hours until games start
how do I make time go faster?
How do we save him?
>>144356921
it's over anon. you're the bottom now.
I am glad Arteezy is getting his shit pushed in.
>>144357332
Nice
>>144357180
>backpedalling
Hey now I thought it was because it was "grammatically incorrect" (even though that's the correct romanization)
>>144357332
we let him reap what he's sown by leaving EG
only through the repentance of his sins can he enter paradise
>>144355770
>Rhasta's art on the OP
Shit thread
where is invoke?
Sleeper OP core coming through
What kind of game you want senpai?
>>144357631
ok
I called the Kunkka pick last night
Core Oracle today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE NEW MEME
>>144357689
NAN!?
>>144357689
>artour out of the picture
P O T T E R Y
>EU bans 4chan
>d2g losing their minds over dumb anime memes
lmao
>>144357631
>"Sleeper"
Fuck off reddit
>>144357876
>EU bans 4chanwat? source on that?
>>144357689
>i know what, I'll pick dark seer into 4 ranged heros
>thats a good trick
>>144357735
What's next for Artour? Join ISIS or going solo?
>>144357735
5/10 it was okay
you lose points for the uncreative song choice
>>144357876
What is this about EU banning 4chan?
>>144357909
H a t e
A
T
E
S p e e c h
P
E
E
C
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>>144356893
>>144357193
Am I just too autistic or is watching this meant to make an awkward chill run down my spine?
>>144357193
threeway with thunder thighs and the redhead would be amazing.
bang the midget and degrade the tall one to ass/ball licking
>>144357876
The correct term is animemes
>>144357909
[THIS POST NOT AVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
>>144358019
it's awkward. especially on EGMs part
hi guys i'm from europe, AMA :)
>>144358019
there's a word for that feeling, in frenchI don't remember what it is
Who /believeinrtz/ here?
>>144358459
is your anal virginity intact
>>144358016
we're disowning Secret. it's a package deal.
>d2g falling apart like secret
confirmed our guys?
Just finished my 10 matches to calibrate my MMR and got 2763.
How much of a shitter am I?
>>144358584nope
next question ^^
>team mate picks sniper/venomancer/terrorblade
What are the heroes you hate seeing your team mates pick because they always suck and don't contribute anything?
>>144358532
why is the greatest player in the history of dota also the unluckiest?
he should have been winning lans left and right
>>144358812
Absolute trash.
Consider suicide.
>>144358812
average shitter
~3k is where most people are
>>144358850
consensual or not
what am i kidding if its a muslim man you'd always consent
>>144358878
legion, the hero is utter trash
>>144358812
Literally average
>>144358812
dota level of bronze rank in lol
>>144358812
school kid tier of bad
>>144358878
ANT
IMAGE
>ansigtet, når du har et stenbrud til at bosætte.
>>144358960
actually its just around the average of all played games
EVERY GAME
some nigga tryin to kill me
what is wrong with these people?
>>144358952
>>144358960
>>144359003
>>144359009
>>144359063
Well for a person who wasn't playing for some years and just go back I guess that is fine.Also, I just played support role.
>>144359140
>le visage quand vous avez une carrière à régler
>>144358878
If I see someone hovering over Doom, I immediately consider that match a loss
If I see that same player pick Doom and build midas on him, I abandon
>>144358942
LOL
>sugoi
>shutu mate
>>144358878
PUDGE EVERY FUCKING GAME PUDGE MID
hey man how about you do the same shit and stand in the same places at the same time like every other south of the border pudge in the game
>>144359140
don't you have some bulls to prep Synd?
>>144359140
>>144359350
It's tfw not mfw you fucking imbecile.
>>144358812
better than 90% of d2g already
>>144359609
>d2g horrifically awfully dead as fucking shit garbage terible when esports aren't on
>even worse between esports
just chotto my mate up
>>144358812
I calibrate at like 2600 and am 3100 now and can firmly say that both mmrs are fucking garbage
What's next for RTZ, /d2g/?
Will he try to sneak his way into OG after TI6? Or will he go back to EG?
>DC in the winner bracket
>Secret in the loser bracket
>it's likely that they won't even play against each other
NO
THIS IS BULLSHIT. I NEED TO WATCH MISERY FUCKING DESTROYS PUPPEY.
>>144359709
>he fucking prepared for this
BASED TONYPOSTING OVERLORD
>>144357193
>EGM going for that assgrab
my main nigger right there
>>144359718
Bakayarou Anon-kun
>>144359718
that's what happens when you let gay anime erp avatarfags run rampant
Why can't I be good
>>144359875
indeed, animeNEETs are a blight
>>144359803
hahaha
Not fucking happening, DKEK. You won't be given the satisfaction of playing Secret. That means we win.
>>144359758
artour is a never was- the question is: what is next forPLD and PPY?
![The Manila Major - Group B Match 2 - Team Secret vs Navi - Game 2.mp4_snapshot_42.04_[2016.06.04_07.13.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BuHeFkl.jpg "The Manila Major - Group B Match 2 - Team Secret vs Navi - Game 2.mp4_snapshot_42.04_[2016.06.04_07.13.38].jpg")
Can you explain his decision?
Keep the memes up, they're driving out the lightweight redditshitters
Which teams can a proud White Nationalist support?
Reminder to never ever queue with anyone from this group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/anime-mmr
>>144360012
>>144360012
he thought puppey was going to blink in? who knows
>>144360012
EE puts the clown in clown 9
When will they learn?
>New undying mythical doesn't have custom Tombstone, zombies or Flesh Golem
>>144359869
SUGOI MEME
SU
GOI!!!!!!!!!!
>>144360163
Supports are not for bullying!
>>144360012
I'm gonna need a player perspective replay on that
Where are my cute NEETs @?
>>144359395
chotto matte
what the fuck is this
are all women inherently jealous succubi
>animeNEETs are so brain damaged and autistic they don't even know when they're being mocked
>>144360365
chotto matte bru
>>144360326
>>144360318
coming right up fampai
>>144360434
CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAI
>SUGOI
>CHOTTO MATE
>>144360530
anta baka ka na
>>144360326
Me on the left!
>>144360350
>he doesnt know
Throwing women off the throne called "center od attention" is literally worse for her than the feeling you would feel when she would get nailed by afroamerican male with you watching im the back
CHOTTO MATTE
>>144360365
寛げる
>>144357631
He has one of the best ranged attack animations, a purge, an insane heal, a GoodGrave
Pro tip: build physical damage, not magic damage.
>>144360350
no, but one woman thinks all other women are as immature as she is
Oi m8s, chotto yer marties for a sec, who should I put my rares on today?
>d2g is dead
>Want some youvotes
>go to /a/ and receive ez yous from hugboxers
>>144360530
>KUDASAI
hey reddit
>>144358812
damn son you calibrated 1.3k higher than me I guess you're out of the shadow pool, I should be 5k already I SWEAR TO GOD
>>144357735
>ee paused for artour when he rage quite before gg at the end of game two
My heart.
@144360846
my boy you've been posting here the same way for years you need to up your game
>>144358942
if he didn't leave secret after ti5 ,im pretty sure he will do pretty well now
>>144360826
Give them to me and I'll ERP you anything you want.
How long EE plays dota?
>>144360248
Disappointing.
No oracle sets either. Bullshit.
>>144361030
erp yourself into a shallow grave
>>144360846
(you)'s from /a/ are worth nothing because they're so easy to get
>>144359758
If he places last at Manila he'll say "fuck this game" for the last time.
A carry
denied his farm.
THIS SUMMER
>>144356921
Tell her that she needs to cosplay Luna and shit on your face
>>144361250
Yeah they get so easily triggered
javascript;quote("144361250")
>replying to yourself because nobody will give you attention
>>144360928
?
I don't need to know how to speak anime to be a 4chanarian
>>144361259
>artour quits professional dota
>switches to streaming for money
>makes insane money off people donating $5 just to spam babyrage
Could be worse d2g
>>144361354
>He's this mad his dying hugbox is notorious for being easily triggered
>>144361393
When you quit pro dota the stream dries up.
>>144361384
I found one of your posts
>>144361473
is this what angels look like?
Truly sugoi reaction times
>>144361517
>singsing making fucking mad money despite being on a tier 22 team
Why are weebs such horrific failures at everything?
>>144361590
that gust tho
Condolences dotards. It was a good run.
>>144361590
why didn't he instantly go back invis
>>144361473
he removed his ear
where were you when this nigga took so much acid he removed his ear?
>>144361590
I just don't understand.
Usually with EE webms I can see the thought process, but this is just downright 2k play.
It is over.
The Game Is Dead.
The Esport Is Dead.
>>144360846
10 /a/ (You)votes are worth about 3 /d2g/ (You)votes.
exchange rates and crossboard transfer fees are a bitch i tell you.
shouls have invested in some raw fish posting
>>144361749
chotto matte
>>144361819
Everything will be fine once the shallow as fuck gameplay gets played out.
>>144361829
assuming he was throwing on purpose he thought the slardar was alone and his screen was on the slardar which means he saw everyone else after he took damage
you been winning your games son?
Why do Peruvians ruin games? They always do it. Is it a cultural difference? Do they have lower IQs?
>>144361590
so that's why he threw all those games
he's secretly shit
>>144361819
>7 million players
>for a FREE beta
wow
I wonder how many actually brought it.
>>144361901
what are /ck/ youvotes worth
d2g is at a alltime low right now. I don't think there is a way back. Shame really since there is nowhere else to discuss dota.
>>144362029
>game launch
>free beta
anon you're a FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT
>replying to blizzshills
>>144362029
>free beta
No, that's the game launch
7 million people bought it.
>>144362163
NANI?
>>144361819
7 million players have played since launch afaik, not like there are 7 mil online at the moment
We will never know about online numbers though.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE DOTARDS?
>>144362163
Just ignore the attention-desperate aussie
>>144361819
HoN tried to kill dota
SC2 tried to kill dota
HotS tried to kill dota
*unsheathes original HattoriHanzo™ Katana*
where are they now?
>>144362280
Dakota and Slacks will be sacrificed before gaben in a giant pit, after which pit lord will rise up out of it.
>>144362052
Still low returns due to nature of cu/ck/ board, but its a very stable investment.
>>144362280
THE RETURN OF ASSMAN
>>144361819
this "diverse" multiculti game needs ranked competitive before ill buy it. and it better be fucking good too
>>144362280
>anons made bomb threats on /b/
>v& the fuck out
>this corporate asshole makes a bomb threat
>lmao fun and gaymes
kys
>>144362353
SC and Hon came before doa
only hots failed horribly
what are you on
Can someone post THAT EE webm? You know the one.
>>144362486
>Yames hosting anything
I'd probably cum but there's a 0% chance of Yames and we all know it.
MVPWNL
>play offs
>secret shits the bed
>gets last place like at epicenter
>>144362652
>>144361590
got you covered family
>>144362021
>be peruvian
>queue on USE/USW to bond with american friends
>politely ask for mid on the pretense that I will feed if I'm denied mid (just a joke ofc))
>put on some cool tunes on open mic to create friendly atmosphere
>everyone on my team reports me, say horrible racial slurs and proceed to abandon
Why are americans so racist and mean bros?
>>144362864
Underrated post-ironic post
>>144361819
>You can be placed into games where the payload is 5 inches from last
>This will count on your record as a game you lost and got 0 kills
>Skill cap is nonexistent
/tf2g/ literally solved Overwatch within the span of the free beta. They have players with 98% accuracy on Junkrat and an average of 93% of the match on-fire.
>>144362652
Sugoi!
>>144363053
>your k/d is actually your k+a/d
>>144363109
Add EE's cursor in and it's be perfect desu
reminder that invites are for the players, not the org.
are you guys alliance or horde?
>>144363304
horde
>>144362280
>reddit is going to explode on the 7th
Certainly, but not because of dota
>>144363304
protoss
>>144363109
>"professional" "esports" "players"
>>144363304
whatever Alleria Windrunner is
>>144361819
>no ranked mm
>2 shitty game modes
>skill cap so low a 10 year old retard can reach it in 1h
check how hots is doing to see the future of this game
![[ECHO] OG vs NewBee, Manila Major 2016, Group A, game 1.mp4_snapshot_43.35_[2016.06.04_07.54.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J061wNJ.jpg "[ECHO] OG vs NewBee, Manila Major 2016, Group A, game 1.mp4_snapshot_43.35_[2016.06.04_07.54.13].jpg")
JUST
>>144363304
was horde for a long time before realizing that theyre metaphorical dindus who you need to accept and share with.
>>144363304
Team IllidanReminder that originally TBC was supposed to launch a third faction led by Illidan. The races would include Blood Elves, Naga, and Draenei
i get "party member in another game" despite being alone in the main menu :(
Help
I have absolutely no desire to play dota until the end of the major but I still have 600 unwagered tokens and unfinished weekly and daily challenges
>>144363546
Reminder that the only defense Blizzdrones have for this game is "HAHA YOU POORFAG, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT", because even they themselves know it's shit aside from it being paid.
Besides, why would a game where the sole purpose is to have normie idiots say "HAHA DUDE BRO LOOK AT MY PLAY OF THE GAME AND THE SKINS" need a ranked MM or skill cap?
>>144363669
just do it
>people fell for the arteezy is better than dendi meme
>>144363565
>n0brain
Guess that hero
>>144363565
That's some rather bold positioning.
He did get force staffed/ES kicked there, r-right?
>>144364091
Shadow Fiend
I never bothered to play ranked, despite having over 2.5k hours in the game. I'm thinking about trying the compendium ranked shit or whatever it's called, what do you think /d2g/?
>>144363613
>create lobby
>start game
>disconnect
Voila
>>144364134
Yeah, you can see Force trail
>quitting a ranked game
viva peru
I guess I have to get stuck with these shitskins once in a while.
>>144363546
>>144363723
Uh, TF2 was basically exactly the same way at launch, three game modes and six or so maps. There was ranked but they didn't even have MMR, it was just "try harder than normal or something I guess." Overwatch is by no means perfect but it's not any worse than the abortion TF2 has turned into
>>144364091
Traxex, the Drow Ranger
>>144364193
Ilya is so cute i want to rape her
>>144356623
>replace HOL' UP with CHOTTO MATTE
s-secret will never lose..
>>144364091
Necrophos
>>144364157
ranked are actually slighty less cancer because there are rules for stacks unlike unranked
but i think thats pretty much it, people are equally toxic
What did he mean by this?
>It's a "an autist with an anime avatar spergs out and plays like shit" game
every time
>>144364449
Raze is a memeability, you don't need it
>>144364598
well at least you dont shit where you eat
>>144364226
Reminder that it's handled by Actiblizz. It could easily turn into an even worse abortion than TF2 nowadays, and Blizz has quite a bit of reputation for JUSTing their games (See: WoW)
>>144364598
nice dont come back
>>144360994
He's done that before when he takes off his headphones and sets them down. Like a proper fool he put them down on his keyboard and hit f9.
who's gonna win tonight?
help me choose while vp game continues to be a shit site
Who is going to place lower? EG or Secret?
>>144363304
>look thor
>>144364674
its a matter of time for blizz to show how they plan on milking it long term
selling boxes for cosmetics wont last a long time with autismos grinding 24/7 and stockpiling whatever the currency is called to always be able to buy the latest memey shit
>>144365007
secret
>>144363605
I call bullshit, got any source on that?
>>144364226
>no custom maps
-----> the trash
>>144365007
Secret 100%
I don't think PPD will be memedrafting just yet so he'll probably have a half decent draft.
Anyone got the uncropped version of this?
>>144365232
Unpicked heroes as of yesterday. Banned but unpicked heroes are in black and white.
>>144365007
13-16 is basically the same
>>144365384
thanks :3
>>144365404
Oh dear
>>144365404
NANI?
