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MEI BEST GIRL
>>144292362
shit op
shit thread
![1464907922837[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/kdg6ezl.jpg "1464907922837[1].webm")
Pharah is literally perfection. There has never been a more attractive woman in video games.
And I'm going to marry her!
>Some 13 year old mouthing with 4chan memes
>Worst player on the team
Please stop you fags
Trying again. I work on OW(WoW before this).
Posts ending in 69 I'll answer your question. It can be literally anything about the game. I'm in a position where I know most things going on
Why are coins so slow to rack up, I'm lv27 and still only have 530 coins
Also do you guys think there will be any way to obtain Slipstream without buying origins? I dont like the other Origin skins, but the Tracer one is amazing because I love aviator glasses and pilot attire.
>>144292548
No you dont, those pics were from eBay
>>144292548
>worked on WoW
How did you get out? Isn't the WoW division one of those divisions where you stick people you want to fire but legally can't to get rid of them?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384381
Is Hanzo one of the most obnoxious heroes ever?
> mfw the turret gives me a PotG when I was just joking with Reinhardt on the team chat
Why is it you seem so upset?
>>144292548
next hero/next big update when
>>144292575
im 38 with 780 coin and not a single legendary skin
>>144292591
lol no. Not sure where you heard that. Quite a few people transitioned over
projectile weapon is literally easy mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFOFv1lVY_g
>>144292612
Yes.
Every time I get killed by a Hanzo, it's from an arrow that was five fucking feet from my head and that shit is unfuriating.
>>144292575
No, Origin skins are for the origins edition, just like Noire is for preorders. You won't get them anywhere else, ever - That'd literally defeat the point of both of them.
Also:
>You will never fuck tracer. You will never find a girl that looks like tracer naturally. You will never find a girl with tracers attitude. You will never find a girl with tracers body.
>>144292623
>Torb refers to his turrets as "baby"
>beats them to make them grow
Why is Blizzard including domestic abuse into a children's game?
>>144292675
Then why is the game such irredeemable putrid shit nowadays?
The only explanation is that WoW is a containment division.
>>144292576
best meem ever
>>144292656
bump
>Fan the Hammer literally instagibs every hero in the game
>Combat Roll gives him 2 of these
>Flashbang is AOE
>Press Q to one-shot everything on the screen
who the fuck designed this faggot?
>>144292576
>mfw going 25/0 as D.VA yesterday, keeping the payload between start and first checkpoint
Shitters gonna shit.
>>144292749
>sub 50% winrate matches
>>144292675
>image name
>picture was edited in paint
hmmmmmmmm
>>144292703
>tfw there's no way to upgrade from standard to origins
less fighting over what is loli and what isnt and more robobutt
>>144292703
>women like tracer actually exist
>you will never have them
It's even worse.
>>144292689
I don't understand why projectiles get such a crutch for headshots.
>>144292703
but i heard you could get noire in lootboxes? did i get trollered?also tfw
>>144292656
shit man that's fucking unlucky
i got 3 legendaries but they all suck dick if it makes you feel better
>>144292714
Real answer: Shitty producers who were over-promoted due to how large corporate structures work
meme answer: blizz sux m8 activi$ion amirite
>>144292792
resized it dont wanna sit here waiting for a 4MB file to upload
>>144292656
bum
>>144292506
They made a great job on her face, that's true.
>>144292602
If she dies before finishing the spell it shouldn't go off, it's ridiculous that she can fly into an incredibly dangerous position, press Q and even if she dies instantly her team will still all res a few seconds later.
If you kill Lucio before his gun hits the ground his ult doesn't go off, Mercy's should be similar.
>>144292675
Why did you rename your photo to a screencap type?
Also
>png on a small photo
clearly a screencap
>>144292860
post your id card
>KOTH
>our team takes the point with ease, murders the whole enemy team nonstop
>reach 99%
>enemy team's skill level promptly goes up by 900% and my team's skill level goes down by 1200%
>my team never even got close to capping the point ever again and we lost
Why the fuck does this bullshit happen every goddamn time? What the hell? God, I fucking hate KOTH
>>144292883
>tfw desert fever and this hero comes out
I no longer have any need for real life women
>>144292779
Stay bad. Stay mad.
Jesse McCree! It's a great morning for Jesse McCree! The best part of waking up is a little high noon in your cup! You know what else I'd cup? McCree's plump, aromatic nutsack. I would love to stick my nose in there and inhale just like this cup of coffee. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree and balls!
W. McCree has less balls than Zenyatta!
2. But that's ok, Zen's balls aren't organic!
III. Organic balls are cute and Jesse's balls are the cutest!
6. I love them!
>>144292857
Well i've got the gold widowmaker skin/mystery man mccree
>>144292914
People get desperate and suicide bum rush.
>>144292936
stay useless my friend.
>>144292801
what
BIKINI TRACER SKIN WHEN
ITS SUMMER
>>144292694
>play hanzo
>try get get headshots
>whiff all day
>fuck it I'll just try to hit their body
>get headshots all day
the fuck
>>144293006
you sex crazed retards will never be satisfied so fuck you
theres already a fuckton of tracer porn out there go nuts you dumbass
>>144292983
I bought standard, but I want origins now
THREADLY REMINDER YOU CAN IN-FACT TURN OFF THE WHINING AND BITCHING WITH ONE SIMPLE BUTTON
>>144292741
Fan needs a cooldown
Deadeye takes long enough to either get into cover or shoot him down
Combat roll reload is alright by itself but not when combined with fan
Flashbang would be alright if it wasn't for the fan
REMOVE FAN
>>144292703
>just like Noire is for preorders. You won't get them anywhere else, ever
You can purchase it for 5$ from certain sites
not ebay though since it's overpriced there and no one buys them
>>144293046
>sex crazed
WOW I APPRECIATE HOW SHE LOOKS
No way!
Guess she needs a burka or something right?!
>>144292931
>>144293046
NONE OF THAT IS CANON
>>144293006
>Mercy in white one-piece high neck swimsuit
>>144292792
>>144292898
>Why did you open it in paint & remove any identifiable information? Why won't you let us dox you & try to get you fired?
People like you are why Blizzard employees never come here & go to leddit instead. kys
>>144293078
upgrade it then
>>144292779
>I pulled numbers out my ass without any concrete evidence
https://watcher.gg/heroes
>>144293109
What's great is thather mom is even hotter
>>144293094
Any game I see this I switch to Junkrat and proceed to shove grenades up their asses, it sucks facing the same cheese team comps over and over.
>>144293121
It proves that the pic was not taken on 25 May, newfriend.
He doesn't have the original, and the pic is clearly posed for PR with the dog and logo in the background
>join game
>10 seconds pre-loss
>no one on the cart
>no one pushing
Im going to uninstall this shit, Im not able to carry every match this is just unfun
>>144293020
The arrows' hitboxes are massive because console game
>>144293121
lol this. not only did I size it down in paint, but I also copy & pasted it into an entirely new file just so i'm sure everything was removed.
I'm not stupid
>>144293121
>leddit
>kys
underaged edgy /b/tard leafy fanboy spotted
dont you have school soon kiddo
>whenever I get Pharah a damage boost as Mercy, she turns into an idiot
I dont fucking get this shit. She's one of the most mobile heros in the game yet every time I try to pocket someone playing her, they suddenly become stupid and incapable of landing a rocket. Then, I'll say fuck it, leave them and suddenly I see their names on the right side of the screen and they're wrecking shit.
Does Mercy's beam just turn people stupid or what?
>>144293129
But when I click upgrade to origins it just takes me to the 59,99 page for origins
Post those unpopular opinionsZenyatta is a grossly underrated hero
Can someone tell me about leaver penalty, sometimes I shitpost and get kicked
Mostly at the start of the round
>40 seconds to pick hero
>alt tab out
>20 sec pass
>tab in
>get kicked when theres 20 sec left to pick
>>144293217
Blizzard ID or GTFO
>>144293191
or it Proves I know there are no life welfare losers out there like yourself who would like nothing better but to try your best to dox me, so I remove any & all real identifiable info. get over it.
Also you just killed this :) If a mod bans this person I'll answer first 10 questions to reply to this, but otherwise forget it. I make the rules not you
>>144292576
shitter detected
>>144293283McCree is overrated
>>144293260
Page should tell you that since you already own normal edition, you can upgrade.
>>144292883
link to sauce
>get play of the game as D.Va
>get a message from some kid
>"fucking shit faggot"
>"who is this?"
>"your mum u fucking faggot"
>"calm down"
>"fuck you faggot you have no skill"
>he stays in the game
>we win
>I get play of the game again but this time with a junkrat ult
>he's one of the people I killed with it
>send him a message
>"did you like that?"
>no response
>he leaves
Why do people feel the need to send autistic hate mail? It just makes me erect when I wreck them
>>144293239
>oh fuck mercy singled me out
>g-gotta perform w-well now
>d-don't choke
>>144293192
>join game
>retard insta locks genji
>know this game will already be hard as fuck
>can't even get the first point
Walljumping guy here again. This webm shows better how it is different from wallriding.
>Sound version so you can hear the hops
https://my.mixtape.moe/btnuxj.webm
>>144293239
I onyl use the damage boost on Pharah when she makes the justice raining from above.And quickly switch to the healing beam since I know she will get her ass kicked
>>144293283Hanzo is alright.And so is Genji.
>>144293314
If I remember it's in a /gif/ thread right now
>>144293301
Cringy as fuck lad, clearly underage.
Also you are just upset your bait is not working and I keep calling you out :^)
>>144293301
Thanks for confirming you're just a /v/tard with weak bait. Off you go.
>>144292575
>Also do you guys think there will be any way to obtain Slipstream without buying origins?
Maybe. They haven't definitively said. But even it there is it wont be for months at the least.
>>144293313
Nope, just the standard buy page.
>>144293217
Hey
Hey
Stop wasting money and time trying to take down the porn
You're emptying the ocean with a bucket
>>144293239
When ever a medic would pocket me in TF2 I would just shit the bed some times. Randomly miss rockets, fuck up my roll outs, fumble my shotgun etc.
I think it's just performance anxiety for me, I've always had it.
>>144293301
cringe
>>144293190
:^)I actually ended up having more recon kills than turret kills, fuck stationary Bastions
>>144293389
>Tracer's best skin is Origins only
It's just not fair, all the other Origins skins are either mediocre or the characters have another good looking one. Tracer's only decent one is T.Racer and Slipstream is so much better ;_;
>>144293094
They should just adjust McCree entirely
His gun can naturally fire into long range for decent damage
His fan makes him amazing at close range though
They should decide if he is a master duelist vs a average all around pistol man and adjust his kit accordingly because he's just great all around.
Is this OK?
>>144293402
Make sure you logged in, press buy.
>>144293301
Did you report my post?
>no qt frog girl hero
>no qt red head fire mage hero
>no loli hero
Overtards?
>>144293301
>I make the rules not you
Oh god
Does anyone remember that underage as fuck I AM NOT OK WITH THIS, I AM THE COMMANDER post a while back
I'm getting flashback cringe
>>144293331
I am so sad that custom maps aren't gonna happen, I want Lucio wall ride maps and Junkrat mine jump maps.
Fuck you Blizzard for taking out the one thing that set Quake, TF2 and CS apart while keeping everything else.
>>144293437
I think it's also people throw caution out the window and get wreck less. See it all the time instead of playing smart people are like "hero deep got the magic yellow leash I'm in killable!" Proceed to loose any momentum built cause our tank thought they were unkillable.
>>144293283
I think the game is a lot more fun to play when its just a friendly match or two every now and then with teamspeak off
>>144293006
>>144293189
>>144293189
please respond
>>144292675
I want topet_that dog!
>>144293538
sleep tight reaper
>>144293471
>Tracer's best skin is vanilla
ftfy
Slipstream is shit because you can't see her eyes with aviators on + her pants and covered butt ruin her figure.
>>144293473
I have more average elims than you and my most played are Lucio and Mercy.
Reminder that if you beat it too D.VA you are a degenerate hebephile.
>>144293615
ephebophile*
15-19
>>144293006
Huh. How does Tracer get changed if she can't take her chest piece off without going all time wonky?
>>144293638
*normal human male
>>144293615
>hebephile
>D.VA
>ages 11–14
Nigger, what?
>>144293301
It's actually I who makes the rules, shitbrain.
If you could make one change to the game, what would it be?
I'd either reduce the range or tracking of Torbjorn's turrets.
Why did Blizzard think it was OK that Hanzos arrows hit even if they are 5 feet off the target?
>>144293638
So any heterosexual man?
>>144293538
> I AM NOT OK WITH THIS, I AM THE COMMANDER
Capped?
>>144293703
60 tick servers
>>144293081
>the silence
the bliss is too good man
>>144293703
>turret gets sniped by widowmaker from 1 mile away
>YEAH LETS NERF HIS TURRET SOME MORE GUYS
>>144293615
>>144293638
>the kiddydiddlers have distinct nomenclature for their disgusting illness
Worse than "I'm a transdemiboyasexualgendernormativegoat"
WHICH
EMOTE
IS
BEST
FOR
LUCIO?
Wish there was a mercenary mode so that randoms would get matched with randoms and not with formations and stack teams.
>>144293572
This?
>>144293590
Guess I should just stop playing
Is this F2P yet?
>>144293094
My suggestion for McCree is to remove fan completely, and change his RMB to a double action mode.
LMB is single action, and stays how it is
RMB is double action. Fires as fast as you press the button, with accuracy being completely shit. This means you could still fan the hammer essentially, but would have to smash the button with much lower accuracy.
>>144293749
>widowmaker
>ever helping anything
>>144293703
Windowlickers ultimate is a pulse instead of constant, when it sends out a pulse you get a slight sound cue letting you know you've been spotted.
>>144293780
Try in 2-3 years
>>144293741
Servers are 60. Clients are 20.
But yeah, this.
>>144293749
>he encourages the limitless sentry range
for real now?
>>144293740
>>144293659
>So any heterosexual man?
Pretty much, just proving him wrong for using hebe term when it is used to describe another age group.
>>144293768
Guess you only date 50 year olds.
>>144293579
The recolours don't do it for me. Punk is fuckugly, T.Racer is a combination of witt and silliness, Aviator is cool but I find the shade of blue they used to be too obnoxious.
Classic all the way.
>>144293805
Okay I will. Thank you.
>tfw cant stop worrying about my stats
>>144293789
Or you could just make it so that the gun didn't reload on roll, so you need the reload animation to double fan.
And drop the damage at range.
Ta da, I fixed McCree.
>>144293665
>>144293638
D.VA has the appearance of a 12-15 year old.
Simply labeling it otherwise doesn't change this.
Disagree with that and you're literally in team SJW with the whole "i was born a male have a penis facial hair and a deep voice, but im a female, don't you dare mislabel me!"
why play Zenyetta when you can play Lucio
Please answer
>>144293703
remove genji from the game for being a total annoying shit. tracer too.
>>144293502
>press buy
Oh
Post Overwatch characters that resemble you.
Pic related: cool, badass with a wicked sense of humor
>>144293879
memes
>>144293568
I want them all to bear my children.
POSH BEST TRACER SKIN
This is objectively right, if you don't agree then fuck off back to bed.
>>144293779
Hey man, as long as you're having fun it's all good. And I'm sure you're improving little by little every match!
>>144293775
no, there was a different one
but this one is much easier to read, based you.
>>144293835
I date in my age group, and I'm not fifty. I connect with other adults. I don't connect with underage people. I have nothing in common with a child.
I did it once with my Rein against lvl <10, it was awful and i felt like shit
>>144293793
>D.VA has the appearance of a 12-15 year old.
>Simply labeling it otherwise doesn't change this.
I hope mods ban you for your mental problems
>>144293904
tfw told myself i would never play reaper but reaper is literally my best quick play character
>>144293779
Don't get discouraged.
Get better.I used to average around 25 elims before I gave up trying to carry and just started healslutting for friends. It's less stressful.
>>144293951
none of them are good. tracer a shit.
>>144293879
Because some days I just want to slap people in he face with Christmas ornaments is that so bad? Especially when it can melt tanks and make regular squishies panic.
>>144293805
>>144293780
Try never.
>>144293879
Because it's satisfying to melt people
>>144293775
>switching mccree
>switching mercy
>switching lucio
top lel
>>144293904
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>144293904
Is Reaper the Brian of this game?
>>144293875
Yeah this is probably a better idea actually. Maybe make it so he rolls a bit further as well, so it can be a viable movement ability instead of an instant reload
Official tierlist:
Good tier: Lucio, Phara, Mercy. Mcree, Soldier, Nahzo, Genji, Tornbjorn, D.Va, Widowmaker, Roadhog, Reinhardt, Winston, Tracer, Reapoer, Zenyatta, Symmetra, bastion, Junkrat, Zarya, Mei.
>>144293970
I hope the extreme right wingers lynch you for yours.
>>144293878
>literally
>>144293879
Landing discorded headshots as zen is orgasmic compared to lucio's triple wubarrage
How much of a dick do you have to be to get banned? Has anybody been banned for that? I've never been more of a fucking cunt than when I play this game. I don't know what it does to me, but it brings out the whiney 12 year old in me.
Does Blizzard even ban for that? I remember when Guild Wars 2 was trying too hard to be a respectable game, I got banned for 3 days for calling somebody a faggot during WvW.
What are your k/d on Mercy? >tfw 0.11
>>144293868
Protip: warcraft 3 is still $20. Don't expect it to ever be f2p.
>>144293960
Reread the post your replying to.
>>144293879
Why choose when having both in your team is a win?
>>144293878
>D.VA has the appearance of a 12-15 year old.
You should try going outside, you're thinking anime right now.
>DISAGREE WITH ME AND UR SJW KEK xDDDD
Fuck off back to cripplechan, degenerate.
>>144293749
Its the more the odd time you're wounded and creeping through the enemy territory and it whips around and pops you the moment you pop your head out of cover, no matter the orientation. I'd prefer it if at least took a second or two to register threats from behind, unless they're firing on it or something.
>>144294026
Good tier:
>Genji Zenyatta D.Va
>>144293989
None of those are TF2 clones with more characters.
>always last pick to round out the team comp
>end up varying my skills among all roles and characters instead of just a couple
I feel so shitty at this game and I am pretty sure it's because I just don't play like 2-3 character and get really good at them.
>>144294034
But I'm one of them :^)
Falseflag more since you want everyone to assume 19 year olds are somehow pedo territory.
So the white race should stop breeding because teenagers are now pedo territory.
If you are an american, go to the white house and demand they remove the 16 year old rule when it comes to age of consent then.
>>144294084
awww did I trigger you?
Fuck off back too beating it too your magical girl hentai.
>>144293879
Zenyatta's damage output is stupidly high when you get tagged by his orb of discord.
The problem is, people just assume he can be a main healer because he's in the support class. He's best when used with another healer like Lucio or Mercy.
I've got PotG with him plenty of times because his BALLS have good range and good damage. He's perfect for wrecking high health enemies like Roadhog, D.Va and Winston
Also he has the best skin in the game.
tl;dr don't use him as only as a healer, use him as a support alongside a better healer
>>144294070
There's nothing hard to understand about your post, don't flatter yourself. You kinda do seem to have a lot in common with kids and that doesn't imply good things for continuing this convo. Enjoy your last (You) from me.
>>144293775
Who made this? This is really nice.
>>144294067
I would buy this for $20.
>>144294168
>Fuck off back too beating it too your magical girl hentai.
Where do you think we are?
>>144294178
strawman at its finest, not an argument.
I'm going to autistically main Pharah for the next 100 games
What sage wisdom do you have for me before I depart on this venture, /owg/?
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>144293314
sorry for being late senpai
http://webm.land/media/FAZD.webm
>>144294152
I did like you and ended up being good at tanks and healers but a real shitter at anything offensive except Roadhog.
>Normalfag shitters think McCree is fine
>Think D.Va is overpowered
What the FUCK
>>144293904
to be real honest this skin and the other one remind me of Darksiders, and thats a type of edge I can approve tbqh
>>144292575
I never touched Tracer in beta because her get-up looks like shit. It's amazing how Slipstream changed that.
>>144294173
>He's best when used with another healer like Lucio or Mercy.
Their is no acceptable team comp that does not include a mercy.
The same is true for Lucio.
>>144294173
I want to get better at Zen but there is just so many factors preventing that for me, such as needing a support at all, no one going tank, or my pretty bad aim.
>>144293982
meet me in the park in 10 minutes I'm going to smack you
>>144294064
If they haven't they should be. Don't be a dick in online games. They are not 4chan.
>>144294257
stop being a cancerous "main" fag
>>144294168
>u m-mad
Classic goobergate.
>be McCREE
>wipe out entire enemy team in about 10 seconds solo
>PotG goes to a Hanzo ult triple kill
>>144294173
So don't pick him at all?
Why get a weak ass sup when you can pick a real dmg dealer?
>muh orb of discord
Just hide and wait till it is gone?
Literally if I see a zenyatta player I always jump the faggot and make him repick.
>>144294178
I'm just here to call you autistic
>>144294276
It's the waifu effect, don't talk with these people.
>>144294173
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhe said balls
>>144294257
Use your E to quickly move around in the air when you notice you've flown into the danger zone
>>144293326
>get PotG with Junkrat's Ult
>some guy posts in chat "Anon mah boyy"
>thank him and start chatting
>new friend
OW brings people together
>>144294348
I main Lucio.
Checkmate atheist.
I want to put my tongue in Tracer's anus.
>>144294268
I still haven't found a character I am really good with except like Roadhog and Winston, and those are both kinda situational picks
>>144294251
4chan was never a safe space for pedos buddy, if I want too spread my hatred for your ilk all over this site I will and thereby help too contribute too the hate machine.
Where do you think you are exactly?
>>144294394
E is my jump key.
>>144294445
not an argument
whoever designed gibralter needs to be gangraped
>>144294406
People who talk to strangers, even online, should be castrated.
I spill my spaghetti hard whenever someone even mentions my goddamn name, fuck you normalfaggots.
>>144294313
>or my pretty bad aim.
I feel you, Zen is probably one of my favourite playstyles, I just don't have the reflexes to really do him justice.
>>144294372
Are you so hungry for another one that you waited for the post timer?
Here's your drug
>>144294434
Same desu.
>>144294450
Fly next to walls and use concussive blast to quickly retreat away if you notice you are about to get shot down
Also
>Jump
>On E
What sort of degenerate puts his jump button on E?
>>144294450
the fuck
>>144292749
Post your masteroverwatch.
>>144294363
>Just hide and wait till it is gone?
You'll already be dead after you get hit with his metal testes or one of his teammates who is already shooting at you.
Even if you d manage to run away, just means you're no longer in the area and I get to tag one of your teammates instead.
He's literally better at offense than most of the other heroes. He's a "3 star difficulty" though so I understand why shitters don't like him.
>>144292362
>open box
>two legendaries
>THISISIT.mp3
>green hair skin for a shit champ that i already have a legendary for
>and money
two legendaries in 47 levels and they were both for FUCKING NINJA
whatever
what skin should i get with the 1k?
I like bastion, junkrat, zenyatta, soldier, and hanzo most
>>144294257
Always stay in the air, avoid small rooms, use E to push enemies closer to / away from your team depending on situation. Have fun with E in general, push fuckers off the map and into holes.
When planning to Q, make sure you're covered by couple walls or at least sure their sniper is dead. WM is your biggest enemy, avoid her at range and bully her up close.
If I have to play one more game with a pack of disgusting braindead children im going to scream. Someone please add me for group play, experienced dedicated Mercy at your beckon call if you save me from the stupidity of random teams.
Azual#1468
>>144294436
If there's no healers in your team you can't really go bad with Lucio, just average at worst.
My pick when i don't need any specific role is Zenyatta, just try to stay safe and discord tanks and snipers as much as you can, and if there's anot totally shitToblerone with you ALWAYS keep that sweet armor buff.
>>144294545
E is jump. D is normally duck, haven't figured out what to do with it in this game. W and R are strafe. Q is backwards, and right mouse button is forwards.
>>144294496
Tell me your name, anon!
I want to play Overwatch with you and whisper it in your ear!
>>144294649
no homo though, right?
Can u make it so the UI elements dont disappear while taking a screenshot by printscr?
>>144294406
>pick somebody playing something stupid on the enemy team like offensive Torb
>call them the enemy team's MVP
>stick around for games instead of leaving
>just keep talking that guy up
>stupid banter all the time
>"When I see Offensive Torb come around a corner, I just leave. There's no point in me dying needlessly to his absolute skill. Your team really undervalues the impact you have on the game."
>don't even care about winning or losing
I wish more of my games went like this.
>me: "Widow, for future reference, if you're consistently losing duels to the enemy Widow, just switch off and have somebody else handle it."
>my Widow: "I wasn't losing to the Widow I was losing to the McRee and Reaper."
>mfw
>>144294643
The fuck is wrong with you
>>144294621
I've played with you twice before, fuck your awful ult timing and generally awful everything
>>144294643
Now you are just baiting (you)s or you're a hardcore pyro player
>>144294643
Are you a fucking wizard
jesus christ what is with this fucking matchmaking
15 losses in a row, nothing but braindead morons for team mates but i'm always against super coordinated teams of high level players
when i defend payload, the enemy team always groups up on the cart as a team. when i attack payload, my team is always scattering around playing deathmatch.
if i'm a shitter why are the teams i go up against so good??? hello?
>>144294643
>D for Duck
it all makes sense now
>>144294643
wtf
>>144294603
Hanzo's Okami skin if you like him
>>144294603
>what skin should i get with the 1k?
I'd pick a character you like playing but aren't too sold on the vanilla designs for. I ended up doing that for Symettra, as even though Junkray and Zen and some others have pretty cool legendaries their basic look is good anyway, whereas Symettra was generic indian chick with an Apple arm until I made her into Kali
tl;dr whoevers you like the outfits you have now for the least
>>144292576
I guess Blizzard aptly labeled them as 3* difficulty to play (not sure what D.Va is) since they're complete shit in the hands of n00bs but still good otherwise.
>>144294672
It can't be with me, sweetie!
I only offer pure love and friendship andJesse McCree!
>>144294643
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind do this?
>(You)
>>144294643
>>144294672
its not homo unless you comeinside
>>144294708
>Decide to play Mercy while eating midmatch in a stack with friends
>Stand behind a Bastion with my beam just sitting on him most of the time
>Don't move for like 90% of the match
>Still pull 14k healing, a career best
Mercy is hard.
>>144294621
What region are you in?
>>144294589
>zen player thinks his hero is good
>tfw jump in and give the zen player my monkey dick
>he literally blows up in a few seconds
>you will NEVER marry ISIS Pharah
They need to adjust the respawn timers for the defenders on anubis second point. Even a total teamwipe isn't enough to guarantee capture as they always respawn at least once.
Holy shit torb is useless
>Turret have laughable fire rate and ok damage making it a joke even at level 2
>His gun requires you to be at close range for maximum effect
>His E is useless
Only his ult is alright
I know he is not meant to camp his turret and move out
But holy shit everyone can do a better job than him
>lvl 24
>still suck
>>144293331
>https://my.mixtape.moe/btnuxj.webm
Breddy cool thanks.
>>144294856
>ISIS
those colors and clothing are HARAM
she is a kaffir
>>144294856
Her scarf thing is so cute in this set, I have to use it over mechaqueen. Pharah has really nice sets overall I think.
>>144294689
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>>144294769
>>144294773
It's how I've set up all my FPS games since the Quake 2 era, when I started. Just feels the most natural to me. And ESDF does give you more keys to use instead of WASD.
>>144294869
Your shotgun deals more damage than Reaper's
It's genuinely hilarious how dangerous toblerone is in a fight
>>144294890
>desert camo armor
>checkered scarf
No, Abu Hajaar. It is you who is haram.
>>144294746
BROWN WOLF IS BETTER
>>144294860
Anubis and Hanamura either snowball hard for a <2 minute win or it's a 10 minute fucking slog at the last point.
Fuck those fucking maps.
>>144294946
are you literally retarded?
>>144294869
>His gun requires you to be at close range for maximum effect
lmao
>>144294751
I got the green camo soldier skin
I like the default a bit, but I think the modern day soldier look fits him better than cyber warrior
