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Old Thread >>143893371
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
>>144230346
Asura welcome too.
>they still can't decide where to go
>>144231137
cats only
>2 posts
>1 ip
lol
Is it just me or is class balance okay now? I feel like there weren't any balance changes this patch because there isn't a real need besides a few tweaks here and there.
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>144231550
>4 posters
I think it didn't update fast enough, post count refreshes faster than what page the thread is on.
>>144231547
WHO IS THIS
>>144232003
the rat queen
>>144232003
an ugly rat with a bad color scheme and a dildo staff
WHO IS FLORBURZ
WHY DOES HE MAKE GAE CLONES?
>>144232264
>vae is the only one who is allowed to use the only decent mcharr tmk face
>daddy o'brien gave only him permission
>>144232230
why dont you come here anymore ;(
>>144232525
I come here when I get home from work :) I have been very busy getting out of debt
>>144232235
Thief is the worst class to be bad on imo
I wish I had a "friend".
>>144233325
why don't you have one?
>>144230346
>thread pichttps://static1.e621.net/data/66/69/6669bbe3bea728d69532b60af31ed264.png
how does one learn to pvp?
I feel like there's so much complexity, so much stuff going on, I have no idea what to do. Let's say a match just starts, we meet our enemies, everyone just charges in, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
>>144233645
depends on your class and your build, gotta give specifics
>>144233906
dd ele, uncertain about the details
>>144233545
>about to ratpost
>have a gf now
>feel conflicted
what do?
>>144232920
Yeah, a bad thief is extremely hard to carry, cant use him as meatshield to stall either
>anet in charge of queue times
>>144234173
Go ahead, I mean it's not like you'd be cheating,
tfw some people consider watching porn "cheating"
>>144234058
D/D ele isn't as powerful as it used to be. It has its benefits but there are more ways to counter it now since they removed the Celestial amulet. Do you have HoT, out of curiosity?
>>144234373
no, I mean I can't build up the desire to yearn for a ratfu.
I already have a tiny semen demon that I can fawn over.
>>144234539
>not yearning for a ratfu
so you're dead inside, is that it?
>>144234634
worse, I think I'm turning into a normie.
>>144234695
all the cool kids lust for barb
>>144234784
>I'm cool
phew lad
>>144234784
>>144234434
I don't have HoT. I'm considering buying it, but I first want to play some more and see if I still like it after a few weeks.
>>144233645
Just roll your face on the keyboard until the enemy dies.
>>144234539
>no desire for the ratfu
>tiny semen demon to fawn over
????
>>144235046
former WoWfag here, wasted my life and money on that game since vanillanow I waste it in gw2
>>144235605
I consider 1,60m tiny. that's basically a real ratfu.
>>144234327
Nobody wants to play that shit game mode.
>>144234327
m-maybe you're an outlier
>>144235873
the higher the rank, the longer the queue
this shit can't get fixed unless you let the system queue diamonds with topaz for example
>>144235716
what
you think a ratfu is a real rat waifu?
>>144236668
1.60m is like 5,2 in american tallness units. I hope that clears it up.
>>144230346
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>144232091
i've been here for years, you've been here only for a month tops maybe
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/guild%20wars%202/deleted/not-deleted/type/op/results/thread/page/3/
you can go ahead and check for yourself
>>144236486
I just play the waiting game. Doing it around reset also helps.
vae is a butthole
>>144239358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterostome
we are all buttholes
I want to rape effie and hold her down
effie is a her?
>>144233645
There is no complexity, everything is just activating instantly and passively. Yo be the best, all you need is elementary literacy for the tooltips.
>>144241583
This, play aggressively, deeps is still deeps.
>>144239378
>>144240109
>>144240289
ok effie
>>144241398
he wishes he was
>>144241583
>baiting out cooldowns
>knowing what to dodge
>correctly executing burst combos
>knowing when and where to rotate
There's complexity to the pvp if you want to be good
where did all the knightfu?.........
>>144246306
Gae clone inbound
>>144245684
>>144245797
>>144245852
>>144245998
>>144246023
>>144246149
>>144246302
>>144246306
>>144246326
are you okay bro ?
Did Vae finally kill himself? There hasn't been blog post about his selfish neet life for over a day now
>>144246594
one can only hope :o
Dindu, chill the fuck out.
>this spamming is literally worse than cat and rat shitposting
>come back after a year
>this thread is garbage
>you will never milk vae like the fhd does
>>144247212
>milking without using anal stimulation
now thats gay anon
>>144248794
You're a fucking no-life lmao
>>144247296
>he will never paint you with his musky seed
why live
>>144248937
>spmming guild list
Someome is mad they didnt get in hope...
Again...
>>144249272
smfh effie and dindu for spamming
>>144249443
You almost had me, but I actually sent the link to the shitposter. However, the shitposting was not by me.
futasura wife pinning her femsura love down and biting the nape of her neck during sex while the progeny are at school and the house is empty and filled with moans
>>144249528
effie you've always been a huge liar, covering your ass anonymously is pathetic. im about to drop your facebook on here.
>mfw Dindu has Effie send him the link and gets framed.
>>144249551
futacharr wife filling your rump with seed until both of you explode screaming in pleasure in a shower of cum
>>144249807
futasura and femsura lovers holding hands after sex with spray bottles aimed at the mangy horny cat that crawled in through the window
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
Official /gw2g/ discord: https://discord.gg/0oyIksSJTlXSndl5
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you,
>jugg quits doing caturday
>comes back to spam invite lists
>>144250071
>jugg spams invite lists
>namedrops himself to make it seem like people care
>>144250071
>tfw no caturday anymore
JUGG PLEASE END THIS NIGHTMARE
I want a Gae husband to hold hands with in real life.
>Jugg "quits" gw2g for good
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
Official /gw2g/ discord: https://discord.gg/0oyIksSJTlXSndl5
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>144250919
How are you so certain it's not venomblades clique doing the spamming again? Don't tell me you're in it.
>>144244724
They're around anon
>>144244724
You just have to believe.
>>144251151
You can just tell by the frequency of the posts, being a samefag, as well as how even though posts are getting deleted, anon isn't getting banned.
Soft femsura ass.
>>144249629
Do it anyway. If anyone deserves that, it's him.
>>144251512
Still trying to deflect the blame for your clique? How more pathethic can you get. Any retard can setup a spambot, this is no different.
Anything happening in this game or threads or is it just waifu shitposting?
>>144252008
autism still speaks, if that's what you mean. here's an example: >>144252084
>>144252453
I heard I need to learn to listen when autism speaks
I think that was a lie
Lusster
Gkick
Fucking
When
?
>Got a permanent hair kit after 50 keys
>>144234784
His mouth looks so soft and welcoming..
Minus the teeth.
>>144251271
>knight
>light armour
>>144251271
>that face
>that armor
>those dyes
Why are FHD always so bad at fashion?
It's quiet here. I can hardly hear the shitposts.
give me the rat
>>>144255124
>and then you shitpost
>>144255124
>gae disappears
>gae clone takes his place
it never ends
>you will never watch the sunset with Togo Hornblower while the sea breeze surrounds you both
>>144255820
3, 10, 12, 14
now please
>>144254494
If it looks heavyish it counts in my book.
>>144255820
I still want to cum inside of Effie.
Florburz the Vae clone
>>144256253
even if effie farts around your dick? or farts on your lap? or starts cracking meme jokes during it?
Why is the rice paddy hat costume only?
>>144255642
>>144256318
I'm not a clone :\
>>144256363
Keggin get out
>>144256626
Don't lie
>>144255820
#2, 3, 4, 7, 8. 9. 10, 11, and 12
come on fellas, dont be so mean to each other
>>144257549
i'm going to show you who the bigger futa is you skank
>>144244246
>pressing an invunerable button when doing anything remotely risky
>having a cleanse button for the same reason
>dodging while pressing another button that ties to an instant ability
There. Now he is top tier esports.
>>144256054
>>144257465
>wanting midna asura
>wanting to have her dom and "ride me"
we all have dreams...
>>144257738
>my norn
>a futa
dont force your fetish on her, thank you
>>144255516
She's fighting for her life right now.
Midna just posted a link to her cunny in guild chat
>>144258507
IM GOING TO SLAM HER COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SWALLOW HER CUM, ANON
>mfw HOPE doesnt actually suck
>>144257156
It's not a lie. I made my charr before I even knew who Vae was.
>>144258349
>pic
>>144258690
Lol
Mfw less than 10 people go to HOPE's raids and guild missions top kek
>>144259292
It's ok to lust after the Gae
Half the thread does already
>>144259652
sorry..
>>144259292
I'm going to scratch Florburz's chinfur
>>144259652
sorry...
>>144260164
Gaeburz*
>>144259652
I'm sorry
>>144259502i want u to sit on my face.......
>>144259652
sorry dros..
>>144259652
I'm sorry too
>>144261057
pretty easy as long as you have 2 PHDs and enjoy pettings
>>144261216
how about this one?
>>144261353
three PHDs, one being in art, must like light bondage (specifically a collar) and pettings too as is with all asura
>>144262062
and this one?
>gae kills himself
>thread overrun with rat
i never knew how much we needed him until now
>>144262062
what about this
>>144262062
?
>>144260770
That's a good one. If I ever make an official Vae clone I might name it something like that.
>>144262434
fuck iff fluusi
>>144262302
You still have me, anon
>>144262237
that one is taken im not mistaken
>>144262313
two PHDs, one in neuroscience and the other in cuddling, and of course, three classes in petting minimum
>>144262434
must own a large amount of gems and fine art, only 1 PHD but must require at least bachelors in quantum phyisics. recommend owning many quilts to cuddle during required pettings
>>144262742
you will die a mere clone like all the squatclones did
and then we will be left with nothing
>>144262756
>that one is taken im not mistaken
How do I steal her
>>144258698
thatll be awfully difficult to do considering she doesnt have one
>>144262756
>one in neuroscience
so I can fuck her brains out?
>>144262971
better men than you have tried
>>144262952
Except none of my characters are designed as clones. They are independent burz's with their own free will and determination.
>>144263274
just accept your fate as a clone
you will never be the real thing
>>144262971
a background in military and computer engineering, recommend 3 years minimum in both fields. must be well versed in ballroom music and enjoy waltzes, has a small weakness to sweets.
HOW DO I STEAL HER
>>144263429
But I'm BETTER than Vae.
>>144263460
this one?
>>144263481
only a clone would be so conceited
you need a lesson in modesty
>>144263694
must be open and prepare for a slow burning relationship with some mild trust issues, thoygh constant praise will relieve this quickly. be into mohawks, no PHD required as she doesnt judge but will be proud of you if you do
recommend being a carpenter who often has plenty of nailing to be done but loses hammers frequently
>>144263460
Can I overload on one of those to make up for the rest?
Like if I made a ballroom out of candy and had little gingerbread golem musicians going 24/7 that would do the trick right?
Anyone know the build for viper druid? Do they use shortbow now? Or is it just the axe/torch and burning?
>>144264001
I could slay Vae if I wanted to. I just choose not to because the thread needs mcharr.
>>144264097
hard mode
>>144264290
Wow. And I thought you were nice..
>>144264212
negative, however with at least a year or two in one of the mentioned fields this may work. to make up for the loss you may be required to cuddle and forehead kisses more often
>>144264218
i know there's a viper druid build for raids on metabattle, not sure if you mean pvp or pve
>>144264585
I would never slay Vae. I'm just stating I have the power to do so. I'd rather be allied with Vae than against him.
>>144264097
How about her?
>>144263039
>that disgusted face
Do you promise to purge the futas forever?
Gkick lusster please?
>>144264385
main requirement is large amount of snuggling during sleep, became a necromance due to being afraid of ghosts during a trip to Ascalon, but learning about necromancy hasnt helped and requires warmth and comfort when alone and vulnerable
>>144264953
WRONG SHE IS A CANIBAL - F SHE USES VEINS AS FLOSS
>>144264869
absolutely
>>144264789
is taken
>to skip the wait
>how to steal
may require patience and a loving enviroment as people have mistreated her, causing a harder exterior to form. despite name, prefers fruit flavoured sweets other than citrus, bachelors in physics or engineering (or both) will help exceptionally
and as always, must enjoy pettings
>>144265031
its ok, no one is judging
this is a safe place and no one is here to make fun of you, in fact many here are afraid of ghosts too
>>144265329
do it
>>144261216
>>144262062
>>144262756
>>144263460
>>144264097
>>144264605
>>144264953
>>144265329
who the fuck is this anon and why is he so sweet and adorable?
has literally said nothing mean about (im assuming) asura he doesnt know
>>144265734
he wants to fuck them
I NEED cummies
Don't fuck my rat waifu, weirdo!
>>144265872
she is mine punk ass
>>144265972
Fuck no she's not! You have no right to fuck my rat!
Vae is MY husband. BACK THE FUCK OFF?>?>?>?>?>
>top pvp streamer is a clicker dragonhunter who only has views due to her vagina
dead game
>>144265590
requires minimum of 4 years training as a pilot with 2 as a stunt pilot. dreams of being in the air and is a mild adrenaline junkie. recommend being one of lion archs airship pilots or perhaps crew, simple avionics enthusiasts need not apply.
>>144265734
im just a cunt thats bored
(i only mildly know a few)
hope you guys are enjoying my ramblings
Why are rat posts so much worse than all the other shitposts?
>>144266239
DH is only played by sluts
>>144266248
Because gae and the furry fuck are finally gone
OH FUG VAE JUST CAME IN MY PUSSY PUSSY I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I GET TO HAVE LITTLE GAE CUBS RUNNING AROUND
>>144266248
plow me or fuck off
... Well they were gone for at least a few min.
And no back to shitter level posting already.
>>144266370
>>144266384
how slutty?
>>144266817
2/10
>>144266817
don't even know their name desu
1/10
>>144266817
It is a mystery
Why do you have so many pictures of our rats?
Don't do that.
>>144267779
Its the internet anom, once its posted, someone, if not everyone, has it saved
Has anyone ever slayed Gae's heart?
So did Anet finally give up on the "there's no trinity so everyone just runs around like retards" combat and finally diversify roles to some extent or is it how it's always been?
>>144268752
Is it your dick?
she will be my rat.
>>144264659
yeah, pve. I wasn't sure how often the builds are updated, but I guess I'll just follow that then.
>tfw no vae husband
Found florburz
>>144265590
i hate you
>ancora gone
>subrus gone
>jugg gone
>gae gone
>florbuz is part of the rat clique
it's over, the rats have won
time to leave this shithole
>>144269804
bye
desperate femcharr capturing vae to milk his cummies
>>144269753
pop it
grind it
>>144269404
>you will never tickle his fuzzy chin and watch those beautiful blue eyes flutter while he giggles
>>144269926
Post a better rat or something. I'm sure you have a better rat saved
>>144268602
Raids have more defined roles in combat.
All fights require at least one dedicated healer and a few of them require an actual tank.
There are also more support type roles. Chrono for example is taken to pump out alacrity and quickness to your team
Necro in wing 2 could also qualify as support despite being a damage dealer as they pull conditions off of your team that would otherwise be a pain to deal with
The average raid comp is healer -> support chrono -> array of damage dealers bringing different things to the table -> tank on certain fights. You can even throw in an off healer if your dps is decent and the extra heals are needed.
gimme those feetsies
>>144268959
What makes you so sure, if you're not even brave enough to namedrop her anonymously?
>>144270032
What classes can heal to an extent that it matters? I felt like I was barely doing any good when trying it as a guardian way back when
>>144270039
>>144270176
rats are cancer
Anybody interested in buying the colossus or even the juggernaut heavily discounted? (through a mediator ofcourse) or does anyone know a good place to look for buyers?
>>144270909
Druid and tempest. Rev can do it too but no one really wants them to.
>>144271117
I'll buy Juggernaut off the TP for 1650g if you list it.
>>144269910
Can we share?
All I want is a taste..
Can taken rats share?
>>144272050
no, that's why they're called taken idiot
>>144271937
You can't set a price lower than the highest buy order mate.
>>144272206
sell it to the highest buy order then?
what's wrong with that if you can move it for higher than "deeply discounted"?
I love qt femsuras.
>>144272375
>>144272441
qt FHD too are lovely as well. They deserve comfy cuddles
>>144272550
that's not what you said like a week ago
who are the most autistic gw2 players and why are they hope members
>>144272678
i bet that wasn't me, there have been some mean people pretending to be me, anon
>>144272372
You lose about 500g in TP fees, obviously, it's better to do it outside the TP and split the fees so the buyer pays hundreds of gold less (and doesn't have to wait for weeks in hope that someone will sell to them) and the seller makes hundreds of gold more, worth the effort.
>>144272441
i'd eat off that ass
>>144272979
Elaborate
>>144272979
members who were kicked from hope*
out of sight, out of mind
what faeeq doesn't know can't hurt him
>>144272979
Drosera and Mexay
i will take the rat for me.
>>144273753
i actually touch myself to the thought of his abs covered and glistening in baby oil
i want him to whisper exotic, foreign things into my ear
>>144266506
Are you a qt?
>>144265031
>Cannibal
She has a varied palate. Sinew turns out to be a far more resilient fleshy bit to run between the teeth. There are still scars to prove it.
she left me anons
the rat
give her back
pls
honey please, vae and florbuz are my boyfriends
>>144274958
Her mouth is busy, come back later.
>>144271281
Druid sounds nice but I HATE pet classes.
Do Hunters always drag a pet along or only if the specialization is active?
>>144275151
Rats have sharp teeth. Wouldn't that hurt?
>you will never trip gae just so you can fondle his chest while helping him up
>>144275637
She uses her tongue and lips to keep those tame.
>>144275782
I hate you
How can we make HOPE great again?
>>144276090
We need to build a wall in the guild hall and make rats/cats pay for it.
>>144276090
HOPE still has a community. Just because that community isn't as general focused or drama heavy as past iterations doesn't mean it isn't there.
Those of us left just aren't as attention seeking or flamboyant as those that came before us. It's better this way, really.
>>144276090
Make Gae leader
she is safe with me
>>144276768
Why do you tell the same lie over and over, Rexxie?
>>144276768
but are you safe with her?
