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Last thread: >>143956870
first for fishy being the best in the general
[Verse 2: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Nick, you still ain't called or post
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't reply to fags
If you didn't want to talk to me during your twitch stream
You didn't have to
But you could've taunted and SD’d for Pame
That's my little brother, man, he's only 16 years old
He watched on an a connection that’s slow
For four hours, and you still said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he sucks more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the discord?
You said if I'd PM’d you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I was never good at Smash neither
I’d played Stef in a tournament and couldn’t beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I can’t afford else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of “NOT WITH YOU, NO” on my chest
Sometimes I open the browser and search for Smash Rule 63
It's like adrenaline, the futa’s such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
Macfag gets jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Nick, no one does
He don't know what it was like for autists like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Dan
P.S. We should play together too
One or two more Stef, gotta go do something
I am posting in le thread
>>144132360
Last verse when?
Thanks for the fun games Stef!I'll never understand Jigglypuff
>>144132360
Yes Anon, I Ctrl+F my name whenever I check on the place.
I'm very proud of you. We could put it in the OP of the next thread.
>>144133332
>losing to Stef's Jigglypuff
>losing to Stef at all
>>144133495
>losing to Stef at all
You mean like you did?
>>144134027
>You mean like you did?
Never happened.
Ask Stef.
Reminder
>>144133495
>finishing behind Fishy twice in tournament
https://twitter.com/AllyOrNotAlly/status/738146259370835972
>>>>>Genesis
We Pound 5 now
>>144133675
How'd they make this picture? They have toys?
>>144134170
Why do you people always make up the silliest things?
>>144134173
>They totally haven't paid people! Believe me!
>I mean, I got paid, but still.
>>144134125
First step is acceptance ..
>>144134125
Nice thread hoody
>>144134425
Nigga read the rest. They paid some of the people that didn't make much but all of the big winners haven't gotten shit.
Same thing happened with EGLX.
>>144133495
You better be, fuck boy
>>144134403
It's a good thing you're not actually good at the game.
Pretending like you've never lost doesn't look good when people are actually looking towards your direction.
>>144134536
EGL*
>>144134536
Sure because Ally is a great source as someone who got paid.
>Retards of /ssbg/
Hoody/Daniel Vargas AKA the kid who cried on steam and always get 0-2
Fishy
Macfag
Fishy could stop being retarded if he stopped replying to Hoody, but he won't as he is his only friend, both of them are confirmed to be Free as fuck, so don't play with them unless You're retarded
>>144134738
Nairo's been complaining for weeks about not getting paid yet.
>>144134836
>stop replying to Hoody
Why would I do that
>>144134940
Sure because Nairo is a great source as someone who never got paid.
>>144134738
Did you literally not read my post? The exact same shit happened at EGL 10k, which is a tournament that Ally won and ended up NOT GETTING PAID FOR. No one's going to joke about shit like that.
At EGL they paid some of the people that won small prizes but they didn't pay any of the people that won ~10k and shit.
Same thing is very likely happening with Genesis. They paid out what they could but everyone else basically got boned. They likely haven't announced it yet because they're trying to find some way to get out of the situation before officially announcing it.
Why do you think they haven't responded to ANYONE that has been asking them where they money is for months?
>>144134460
>>144134490
That's not me though.
We've already been through this.
>>144134579
Name one time I've lost.
>>144134836
Stef/Pame/Serpent didn't I 2-0/time you out with my secondary last time we played?
>>144135075
Yeah. Okay, bucko. Come back with some real facts.
>>144135202
After you come back with replies that aren't shitposts.
>>144135259
They were shitposts from the beginning, friend.
Have a good day :)
anime needs to be removed.
REMEMBER, DO NOT REPLY TO HOODY
>>144135151
>timing people out
Must have taken years with your connection
Almost every other general Ive been to doesnt move to a new thread if a tripfag makes it
Does anyone here have the post were Hoody got assmad because of Macfag raping him 5-1 ?
>>144135890
cool
>>144134173
>treat them like shit last apex
>now they dont get paid
Stop trying to drive out japanese with your shit TOing
>>144135918
Hoody only came back after 1.1.6 because my massive archive containing each of his asswhoopings got deleted during the update.
I 2 stocked him with WFT and Palutena in dittos
Anyone want to play? NNID is Michcw
>people who destroy Wario's bike while it's on the platform for you
Do people not know that he relies on it almost 100% for recovery
Choose one
Original Super Smash Bros for n64 is the most balanced Smash game. Even the worst character can 0-death everyone. Prove me wrong.
>>144136958
Does Lucina have a cute penis?
Who's up for doubles?
>>144137734
I'll play
>>144136958
>Rosalina that much taller than everyone else
fucking christ almighty
>>144137818
That's nice, but which system so others can pile on.
>>144138027
3ds
who are the top tier characters now that bayonetta got nerfed? Is Corrin up there?
>Hoody gets exposed
>Stops posting
TOP KEK
Two players are missing for doubles.
>>144138909
Bowser
>>144138909
Cloud and Ryu
>>144138931
Every time. He's such a one pump chump
Daniel Vargas walks into a tournament...
>>144138909
Corrin is MAYBE mid tier. he got a nerf a while back
>>144141919
>Corrin
>Midtier
He's high tier faggot.
Does anyone here play smash? I want to play
Nnid: chawklet
>>144136958
death by snoo-snoo. I choose Rosalina.
>>144143332
Mike does again
>>144144005
Awesome! You host?
So, Bayonetta got nerfed, when is Corrin getting nerfed?
>>144143332
>>144144005
Do you have one more for doubles?
>>144144224
1.1.5
Ganondorf is fun
Anyone want to play?
My NNID is Sakuyadorf
>>144147653
We were only six new threads away from death this time.
Le
>>144147847
I'm sorry, I'll go to anthers then
kokonoe
>that match that has input delay of TWO WHOLE SECONDS
Jesus christ, motherfucking Jake. Fuck you FG.
>>144136958
Daisy would be the hottest is she didnt have a dick.
>>144148950
Quality thread, as always.
>>144149840
They all have a dick.
>>144150062
I bet you like it faggot.
>>144150164
>He doesn't want Rosalina's gigantic wet milf cock on his face.
>He doesn't want to embarass Lucina by staring at her cute(!) micropenis.
>>144147653
Still looking?
>>144150002
>>144150442
That isnt even a futa you fucking queer. what the fuck are you even posting. i always knew you trash fags were gay
Kill this thread
Literally a shitposting hub made by a shitposter
Gg mike! Still the best falco i know! My favorite match was when i chose duck hunt haha, its pleseant playing with you anyways till next time!!
>>144151559
GGs. I need to work on a secondary to make up for Falco's bad MUs, but Falco is too fun to not play.
>>144151776
fuck off naz
>>144151776
The fuck is "The Cool Kids?"
3ds anyone?
Please 3ds anyone
>>144152389
Some random faggot tried to shill his discord on here
For the love of God please 3ds anyone
>>144157253
i'll play
>>144157530
Host
>every stage is a platform
>kill throws
Yeah, nah
>>144159709
lol
>>144159709
ggs m8y
feel free to ask for FD next timeso long as it's rainbow road omega only
Two more for WiiU dubs
>>144159880
GG's
I was looking for someone else to meme around with some of these new characters I'm trying but they would just get tossed around by your mains
>>144159947
I'll play
Already got you added
1v1 anyone?
>>144162714
NNID?
>>144162598
Sure. I'm already hosting
>>144162858
Peridot
>can't help but get juggled as dorf
>always end up switching after one loss because I know I won't win another match against the person
he's fun but i am shit
>>144163046
I'll be ready in like 10 minutes
>scar confirmed an actual cuck
>>144162943
Oh fug, didn't think you'd still be here
Joining
>>144163046
>>144163209
You there?
>>144164263
that wasnt me
>>144151826
Youre problaby not here anymore, but i would suggest to be more careful around characters with counters like bayo's some times you come in a little too strong which lets me witch time you. But besides that you pretty much wrecked me!
Haven't played smash in a while, so I get online, ready to play.
I'm absolutely shit.
It feels like none of my hits are connecting, none of my dodges are working, and the opponent is reading me like a book while I can barely hit them. I feel like I just want to give up.
>>144167572
you can't improve until you're willing to get over the negative feelings associated with getting shitrolled by someone on a higher level than you
learn to turn those feelings around and somehow derive enjoyment from it
you have to make a very conscious decision to get over it, and this can be applied to pretty much anything competitive
GGS Falafel
1v1 anyone.
>>144163157
Dorf is shit
>>144169008
NNID?
>>144169191
NNID:Psychedelic_Leaf
I'll host a room.
>>144132938
>>144133332
>>144133495
Stef was here? You still around for games?
>>144169328
room is up.
>>144134836
>macfag
Says the person that spams dragon punch 100% of the time
That enough for now Gg's very nice villager.
>>144169328
ggs nice villager
glad this place is dead along with the rest of the shitholes known as nintendo generals
>>144172504
But it can't be dead if you keep bumping it.
Anyone for some games?
>>144174267
Mike here
>>144174334
Aight, hosting.
>>144172504
At least /ink/ never got this bad but yeah wew this place was seriously dead today, just put it out of its misery
>>144174476
Is it me or is there a bit of input delay?
>>144174893
Yeah, just a little bit, it seems.
>>144174796
Not only that but it's claer it's kept alive by shitpoters that only want a place to keep shitposting in
>>144169491
No. This is all just a dream you're having
GGs, Mike. I have to leave early to get some food. Fuckin' hungry.
>>144176774
GGs.
>>144176774
>>144176837
next time let it die first
>>144176774
If you get back from eating and want to play more I'll hop on.
IMPORTANT:
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The following ethnic groups are not White: Slavs, Jews, Argentines, Chileans, Brazilians, Spaniards, Portugese, Irish (aka the niggers of Europe), Chugars, Turks, and Tatars.
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>>144177598
Thanks /pol/
>>144178164
It's the least I can do. Carry on, my white friend -
And remember,NIGGERSare half the battle!
Okay so this place is just a shitposting hub.
Literally belongs in the >>>/trash/
LET IT DIE
LET IT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN'T LET IT LIVE ANYMORE
favorite fighter?
>>144181141
Fox from Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube
>>144182619
Seems like pretty much everyone that plays melee would give that answer
What is it with smashers and overwatch
every smash stream I follow talks about overwatch or streams it, bar just a handful of personal melee streams. or it has nothing to do with it and its just good
regardless pretty annoying having it shoved in my face 24/7
>>144183173
It's not just smash, fucking everyone and their mother is talking about it.It's even begun getting people to talk about how much it's being talked about which is just fueling the fire even more.
>>144177598
>Argentinians
lol
let it die
die it let
Early video games with Fishy!
>>144188795
Sure. You host.
>>144189664
Hosting
please do not be memeing me
>>144189931
I'm not. I'll be a second longer because of how huge 3DS updates are.
remove swordsman of many gimps
>Meta Knight's downB can teleport upwards
I had no idea holy shit
One moment, my dog needs to go
Fishy this lag is horrible. If this is how you normally play it's no wonder you're conditioned to play so defensively.
>>144191486
I've barely got any so I don't know, sorry.
I'm playing defensively because Hoody told me too.
>rolled into the cross slash
I am not a clever man.
One or two more AndyYou can crouch under my shield breaker
>>144192481
GGs Fishy
Fix that lag
>I missed and teleported on stage instead of the ledge
Thanks for the fun games Andy. Sorry that it lagged, I got barely any so I don't know, maybe the Playstation is updating.
Kirby can crouch under a lot, you should use it more.I'm not sure how you can get gimped less as Ike but I'm sure there's some way
>>144192974Ooh, I was trying!
I hate to meme it up like this, but the lag didn't help me with my forward airs to outrange you.
>>144193182
Ya, really sorry about it, it doesn't normally lag with you so I don't know why it was today.
*gives /ssbg/ a 1-up mushroom*
>>144193349
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>>144193492
I'M KEEPING /SSBG/ ALIVE AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
>>144193349
I'd eat your mushroom up, anon
post the edgiest pic you can find of your main
>>144193760
>>144193678
>Fishy being lewd again
Here's your (You). Are you done playing?
>>144193760
How much adderall do I need to be good at Melee?
![hvzHZPIK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D49GCKu.jpg "hvzHZPIK[1].jpg")
>>144193760
>>144194103
>Are you done playing?
If you want to play I can play in a bit
>>144193760
>>144194251
No, I just wanted to know if you were done with Smash for now. Don't play unless you genuinely still want to.
[Hostnagi no Senryokugai Butai (Wozzler Ichi)] /ssbg/hounen Mesu Memsu | A /ssbg/boy Gets Memed [English] [Kekmoah] [Digital]
>>144194440
>tfw everyone here is meme gay or bara gay
>tfw no femboy bf to Smash with
>>144194296
Evacuate the ship!
LOL
>15 minute waits between matches
>Only ever encountered my main once in 600 matches
>Tryhards every match
>Usually against the same people
Is this hell?
If Best Knight Galacta Knight were in smash, would you play him, /ssbg/?
>>144193760
>tfw no Lucas to mirror match with
>tfw no Ness to mirror match with
Why don't more people main them now that they aren't crappy?
>>144193760
what song is he playing?
>>144195654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG77HTdreh0
>>144195654
His own theme like the egotistical asshole he is
>>144193760
This is the best I could find that wasn't Dark Matter possessed Dedede or another image of what >>144195305 posted
>>144195654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3PdgX_E8Y
>>144195654
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>144195238
Because some people like doing stuff other than fishing for grabs 90% of the time.
>>144195654
>dark pit plays guitar
>he made his own theme
>he plays it a lot and gets embarrassed when anyone find him doing it
This is my head canon
>>144195884
>>144196012
>using the term head canon
jesus fucking christ.
>>144195951
Lucas relies on grabs a lot more than Ness does (or his aerial "grab"), Ness only needs them to kill.
>>144195654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVI7ZDDQXKA
I want to main Dark Pit and Pit because they are cute, but I'm not very good at them. Should I give up?
>>144196293
slut
>>144196070
>>144196293
No.
Pit and DPit are simple characters. There's no reason why you can't learn them.
>>144195853
FUCK YOOOOUUUU
>>144196516
W-what?
>>144196520
I guess I should read the primers.
They don't feel "natural" at all to me. And they seem like they lack kill moves.
>/ssbg/ thread from 2014
http://4chandata.org/vg/-ssbg--Super-Smash-Bros-General-a738981
>>144196293
It's not if you can or can't learn them, they're really easy
It's if you can not get bored of them.
>>144196645
>And they seem like they lack kill moves.
They do.
Outside of SideB, you should be gimping and edge guarding more often than not.
>>144196609
>go back to find that image of possessed Dedede I saw before
>immediately find a better one that's actually edgy
It's even standard DA garbage quality, I love it.
Too early for Wii U dubs?
>>144196839
FAHK QUE
Does anyone want to practice new characters with me? So I won't get immediately btfo and can learn something.
>>144197317
Sure, I can fool around for a bit, anon.
any west coast here wanna play?
>>144197423
GGs, thanks for playing. I have a long ways to go, as I've said they don't feel natural to me at all.
>>144199465
GGs, anon. Not at all, the only way to get better is to play.
I've tried the Pits before and their moveset isn't one I'm too fond of, either.
3ds matches anyone?
>>144199561
You should stick with Palutena, she's surprisingly not -that- bad, she just...takes a lot of practice.
>>144193760
>>144199626
NNID?
>>144199639
Nah, I'm not that good with Palu.
All I do is just watch how people play her on FG and just mimic that.
>>144199664GrngKllh
Host pal
Quick!
Post your greatest custom tunes!
>>144199929
>>144199929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ei21X_0OA
as a menu theme
>>144199890
hosting
Still waiting for a good argument of why people play Lucina competitively rather than Marth, with at least a couple relevant match ups that she's better at and why.
Spoiler: there aren't any that matter
>>144200301
Play Lucina, flip flop everywhere, float from one end of the stage to the other, move fluidly and manage to spike.
Play Marth, can't do a damn thing.
It's placebo more than anything.
>>144200301
Lucina is betteron wifi
>>144200301
She's cuter!
>>144200992
She is cuter to FUCK
>>144201418
>Lucina/Roy
What an odd pairing.
>>144199929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLMS-S_BVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oFkWRD-8Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcKL6yb3jF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh4WnHlsbvM
>>144201418
do NOT
>>144201717
good taste
>>144201418
lucina is ssbg and roy is the discord
>>144202452
>>144205589
>someone drew this
>and others are turned on by it
dead LMFAO
I think I made someone rage quit so hard last night that my 3DS locked up
ZERO (0) DISCUSSION
DEAD (like chazos career) AS FUCK GENERAL
I wish I had enough space near the computer for my TV so I could make some decent quality webms.
Most people probably still wouldn't care since Dedede can't do anything too crazy, but I'd feel slightly less shitty for posting them on occasion.
>>144208579
RIGHT general hoody
>>144208579
>Are you also such a humongous slut because I told you to be one?
I am not a slut!
>>144208431
>Mac
>>144208982
That's not the same!
>>144209042
>>144209559
There's a Star War joke somewhere in there
Anyone have a link to Moxy's discord? Ive been here for over a year and I can fimrly admit the threads have official died
It's just hoody's world now
I would greatly appreciate getting in the discord. Thanks
>>144210156
NNID?
>>144210610
Do you really need to know?
