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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>/owg/ Survery
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX (embed) (embed)
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://watcher.gg/
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Discord
https://discord.gg/012nwfYQ2H1GWlaDN
tracer
nth for nerfing everyone because I'm shit at the game
>>144099057
Why does s76's heal take so long?
>>144099278
junkrat
peepaw
ching chong boy is my husband
ded game
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368710/
Poll for Mercy players
Friendly Reminder:
http://www.pcgamer.com/it-sounds-like-overwatchs-mccree-is-going-to-get-nerfed/
D.VA'S LIPS
>not allowed to upload a profile picture
>not allowed to upload custom sprays
>can't even view scoreboard ingame
why is this game so locked down? the amount of custom player customization is literally zero.
nth for stun is cancer
>>144099057
poopth for ass
http://webmshare.com/play/BBVo1
feelsgood.webm
Reminder that forced 50%, people whining Mercy and people who try to make balance change suggestions are just really fucking shit at the game and all MOBA faggots who brought their cancer with them.
Second reminder that if you faglords don't play well we are gonna cuck you with better teams with bigger dicks.
>team has a lucio
>go mercy for the op double healer strats
>have to switch to soldier 76 because a pharah is shitting on us and we have no hitscan
feels bad.
xth for reaper mains
>>144099352
>mfw Tracer will be the new meta for comp
So what's the explanation as to why all these Overwatch people are killing eachother?
>>144099343
LESS
THAN
BATTLEBORN
>>144099202
My personal faves are what you pictured, Junkrat and Roadhog, for a lot of reasons.
I don't think any girl dislikes Genji's butt. Reaper has a hot voice and McCree is just hot in general. Soldier 76 gives off those stern daddy vibes which is pretty hot.
I do love how Blizz gave us pandering on the male side just as much as the females.
>>144099371
Because it would be dickpics all day everyday?
>>144099452
all gameplay is non cannon :^)
opened two loot boxes in a row. first i got a legendary gold coin and then scavenger dva. how should i feel about this?
>>144099350
How about you fuck off?
Post a webm/greentext of your most recent potg, no matter how shit.
Here's a shit one from today.please excuse the bitrate
>>144099452
Shitty background story that involves two factions fighting, but that doesn't apply to the game itself because reasons.
>>144099364
ARE FOR _______
>>144099452
they're all clones revived by mercy's tech over and over endlessly fighting battles that have long since been resolved.
>>144099487
>hurdur it would be porn!
>think of the children!
how much porn profile pictures do you see on steam? steam is FREE
how many people would be willing to throw $40 away just for having a nsfw joke for a profile picture?
>>144099543
mercy players are sluts
accept it
>McCree and Widow get nerfed
>Reaper and Pharah become the new top cancer
>it's a healsut blames their team for losing episode
STOP GIVING ME PHARA THINGS
I DON'T LIKE PHARA
Doctor Ziegler is cute! Cute!!
>>144099352
They just have to put fan on cooldown, how hard could it be?
>>144099371
Good, I don't want to look at shitgarbage Chinese cartoon waifu sprays all over spawn like in TF2 that I have to cover with my animated gay porn to get you fatasses to stop
>>144099513
pretty good
>>144099406
kys frog scum
>>144099443
We actually started a journal of all the reapers we've ever met.
ElBlackDevil is my favorite.
>watching seagull have a lot of fun playing in a stack
>tfw I'm stuck with pubs
>over half the people on the /owg/ google docs have a garbo winrate
I just had a card that said I healed 6k which was 31% team damage taken. Next card for some enemy showed that he dealt 9k which was 31% of team damage.
How the fuck does Blizzard math work?
>>144099484
I think my favorite character is obvious, I spam him and facts about him every thread I get!
I'm surprised how much I'm loving refuserodent though and you're absolutely correct that they pander to girls and gays just as hard
>>144099450
Yeah shitters keep dashing off cliffs and don't realize how dumb tracer is.
>it's another solo vs 6 man stack
I hate these episodes.
>>144099371
It's supposed to be family friendly, murder aside, so they don't want dicks on the walls.
A lot of the game is just meant to make you play it differently from other shooters, to focus on the objective at hand rather than your score, to try to deflate egos rather than feeding them.
>join game
>they already have a mercy
>leave game
>Edgar Allan Poe fan
>Get the Nevermore skin out of a lootbox
>Can never play reaper because I'm always support
>Whenever I'm not support Reaper is already chosen by someone with awful aim
>>144099350
Point of this retarded bullshit?
>>144099687
Played with one named Alucard the other day.
>>144099314
GRAND DAD
>join game
>fart into microphone
>leave game
>>144099562
>zarya ult
>press q and get a quad kill while mei wastes her ult in the background
felt pretty good even if it was because of the enemy team being tards and running into the grav hole
>>144099747
same as the point of the rest of the stupid bullshit in these threads
>>144099352
>DVa not getting more damage because she has a lot of health
Eat up, shitters
>>144099057
Convince me to buy Overwatch, price isn't an issue for me but i am wondering if buying this game is worth it. Gameplay seems fun, characters also look well designed but the lack of trading system or some sort of community made content scares me that i'll pay for this game and won't play for more than 50 hours. Will there be mod support? Will blizzard add trading system? Are there any more maps or content going to be added? Waifus aside, do you enjoy playing overwatch? Can you see yourself having 500+ hours in it? I'm asking cause it seems that in a few years it will be f2p game just like tf2 did and there's still a lot of people playing tf2.
>>144099785
but that stupid bullshit is more pathetic than average
>>144099598
>teehew WE'RE SUCH SLUUUTS XD
No seriously
End it
>>144099690
HEY GUYS
HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT SEAGULL?
I JUST HAD 10 CENTS DEPOSITED AND SO CAN YOU!
>play genji, pretty much my first time
>do poorly first round, as expected
>2 "winners" start talking mad shit to me without provocation
>tell them i'm a first time genji and i suck
>mad shit talking goes on for 5 games
>they tea bag me, taunt me in games
>goes on for 5 games straight
>don't say a word to them
>figure genji out last game and wreck them
>they rage quit after calling me bad
>realize they were queued together after they played winston/mercy combo for 3 games in a row
Damn, son. Why you gotta be so mad?
reminder overwatch is a console shooter
>>144099596
profile picture I will grant but I have seen a shitload of porn sprays.
>Widow and Lucio definitely too strong
>McCree arguably too strong
>Zenyatta definitely too week
Sound good?
>>144099482
LOL according to what
>>144099809
>scares me that i'll pay for this game and won't play for more than 50 hours
oh no, $40 for 50 fucking hours of gameplay
Should Blizzard add just 1 new hero at a time, or wait longer and release 1 hero for every category?
>>144099809
cute girls
>>144099780
>mfw I Zenyatta ult when caught in a graviton surge and the retarded enemy team will still try and ult it
thanks for the cute zenyatta spray, dumb asses
>>144099809
I like the game
it probably won't get mod support but an arcade gallery kind of like SC2 would be kind of cool in a few years
no trading/customization ever
not sure if I could put 500 hours in honestly, we'll see
>>144099202
desu i like all the guys as a gay man
they all have enough meat for me :^)
>>144099713
>tfw I love McCree's playstyle but am fully aware of how busted he is
I always feel like shit after playing him
>>144099831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>144099513
she has better skins but i'm happy to see more junker stuff. i hope we get another junker character in the future
What character in this game seems to serve no meaningful team role and by design may end up becoming a meme pick?
>several minutes to find a game
is this game dead already?
>>144099869
reminder CSGO was also a console shooter
>>144099823
>getting triggered because I mentioned a big streamer
okay I guess?
What is the best Mercy skin and why is it Imp?
>that 2 second pause after Mei freezes you, looks you directly in the eyes and charges her gun for the headshot
>we get rolled on the first objective
>one of our players ragequits
>never let them onto B
hmmm
>>144099586
>Simulation 34e12:failure
Guess nothing can stop the Ommni
>>144099690
why do you keep making these pointless posts
god tracer is too much fun
>>144099956
you got too high level probably. happened to me once I hit the high 30-40's
This needs to be updated to include Reaper
>>144099809
It's fun
People are having fun
BB and tf2 have better chances of becoming good games than this one has of going f2p
Blizzard will always add content
>>144099935
There's not a single person who "mains" mccree that claims otherwise. The problem is way too many people are bitching about the wrong thing. It's literally Bastion tier whining, he's a retard check
>>144100050
what else is there to do
I'm certainly not playing the game soloq
>>144100025
"sorry sorry sorry!"
>>144099524
>tfw mercy 76 is comfiest ship
>>144099573
dick
>>144100025
good meis know that they have enough time to say hello before putting an icicle in your brain
>get into game, on defense
>team sets up at first chokepoint
>our reaper is standing just outside their door
>he kills everyone as they come out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and literally spends the entire game 1v5 outside their base
What in the actual fuck did I just witness
is Tracer supposed to have a slight bit of invuln during blink? i've been killed during blink more than once, and also one or two times when recall already started but i assume that was due to tickrate
>>144099953
D.Va
>>144099953
Hanzo. Widow does everything better.
>playing hollywood on attack
>Can't even get close because there's a widow maker killing everyone
>Look in killcam
>Bodyshots
>Bodyshots
>Bodyshots
>Headshots
>Can't get close aas winston because fat fuck and his turrents and other teams defense
How the fuck is this balanced? There is literally no delay to muslimmaker shots, no downside at all.
The more I play this game it seems more cheese-based than skill based.
>Tfw you just get beaten by damage by a bastion
It was a fun game.
>>144100071
I still never understood why Ryuko gets labelled as edgy. If you want to talk edgy it's the other women in the household who are edgy as fuck
>>144100206
Are you like level 4? wtf
>>144099995
He's a nobody and you're pathetic for pushing your favorite eceleb in thread after thread with zero replies or any pictures or video of a match ever played.
And you do it for free.
>>144100236
>turrents
weak baito
>>144100025
>tfw freezing many hero and then unloading m2 on them
A-MEI-ZING
anybody notice that matchmaking takes longer today? i've noticed that my games have been much less shit than yesterday, maybe the constant whining helped.
>>144100287
because she's not a team player and she gets really mad and defiant
>>144099953
Out of all of them I'd say Reaper is the most useless in most peoples' hands. He has an ult that's great if you can sneak behind the team but he's pretty useless teamwork-wise, for the most part, and is outshined by every other hero.
>>144099953
If you mean something like Pyro where they're hated by many but are actually shit?
Bastion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Dd_qJHUP8
>>144099057
Why do people do this? Do they get paid?
>>144100206
I'm like level 20 or so still shit but like... I just..
Even when I started playing a week ago I didn't see anything like that.
>>144099953
Mei once you hit a certain skill level
D.Va always right now because she's shit
Hanzo right now because Widow is too strong
>his PoTG ends with enemy Mercy resurrecting the whole team.
>>144100050
He's literally a shill. Report and ignore.
>>144100363
Dafuq is that garbage?
They said they were going to announce a new hero on release day. Where are the new heros?
>>144100337
Why not Mei, who is literally the Pyro of Overwatch?
>>144100025
Sometimes I let them live
>git gud
>every sniper are now a death machine
I guess it is winston every game then.
>>144100327
>>144099956
maybe there was a matchmaking hotfix?
>>144100293
I was literally just making a post about how fun it looks to play in a 6 stack with competent players, seagull being the example is just because I'm watching his stream.
Why does his name trigger you so much?
>>144100331
Don't you gotta have a team before you can be a team player?
>>144100363
If you're being serious: they're probably not paid. But if you go to a con with cosplay of new games on, a lot of times the devs will be there and will get you access to "special" areas. Source: I have abunch of cosplayer friends I went to PAX with. We got front-row seats for a panel and all kinds of free shit. I wasn't even in costume but I was hanging out with them and called myself their "handler" so they let me in too. Then they made a big deal of the cosplayers etc etc. We got to cut in some lines for game demos I shit you not.
Devs love promotion.
>>144100424
Because Mei actually has a role because of her amount of area denial. Bastion is a one trick pony thats countered by half the roster.
Level 34, 3rd legendary skin, definitely gonna be playing roadhog more now
>>144100363
Girls do it for attention, guys to to get close to cosplay girls
>anubis
>first point at the well with the two big doorways and the shops up front
>reinhard shielding bastion and tornbjörn on the left side of the bridge
>symmetra providing teleporter so they can get back as soon as possible
>junkrat shooting overhead laying traps close to symmetras turrets
>winston at the front shielding and fucking shit up
you can't possibly tell me any way to get through this
it's literally impossible
we tried every single composition we could think of
>shredded on sight every single time
fuck this game
>one teammate goes mccree
>other teammates immediately starting bitching and complaining about mccree
I could understand if they wanted to complain about an enemy McCree but this was just embarrassing to watch.
>mad 76s and Reapers saying they can't wait for McCree nerfs like they would ever make fan do less than 200 damage
>>144100458
>why are you triggered
No.
Every fucking thread. Even though you never get any replies except people telling you you're a shill. You never post anything except WOW, SEAGULL SO GOOD or I WATCHED SEAGULL
You never post anything else
Just literal cock worship of a nobody
>>144100424
>tfw blizzard releases a new hero
>it's meis much hotter sister
>she literally melts people and is meis total opposite
>ultimate turns floor into lava
>>144100451
not every sniper, just widow
she's so fucking busted, even as tracer when i get a flank around 50% i'll have to use recall before coming back and finishing her because trap is 75, her rifle can kill me in less than a second and she has an incredibly thin hitbox
on the other hand watching them die to their own trap or putting a nade on them and pissing off is super satisfying
fuck widowmaker
>>144100025
>they just keep holding M1 and you live just long enough to thaw but die immediately anyways
>>144100440
that's a funny way of spelling "miss my combo"
>>144100624
blame reddit for breeding mad bandwagon children
>>144100568
>to get close to cosplay girls
Never engage the hardcore cosplay girls dude, I swear to god you will regret it.
Same goes for ladies trying to get close to the hot dude cosplayers they're just as nuts.
>>144100648
>consistent with being mei's foil, she's a raging bitch
>there are people who play overwatch on a console
>>144100647
>that was my first time posting with his name included
>was just making a post about not having a stack to play in
This is actually pretty amusing though, keep going
>>144100363
Because it's fun
I can't wait for comic con in July
>>144100725
>there are people who don't
Why can't I hold all these friends and instant matches?
>>144100624
>win a game
>one of my teammates says "at least nobody in the server went Mei"
>mfw I have 5 hours as Mei
>switch sides
>lock in Mei and he starts bitching
>>144100648
>she will be bullied by her hot slutty sisters
>this is why mei hate bullies
>love cowboy stuff
>the cowboy character is broken as shit
im conflicted
>>144100557
roadhog legendaries are kinda weak compared to default
>>144099956
Only ever takes me 6 seconds max
>>144099352
>D.Va
>Beefy
Fix that headbox maybe.
>>144100738
>i-it's not me, I promise
>you guys all love seagull, right?
I can keep going. I'm sure you will
for free
>>144100821
Play him. Even with these half assed nerfs he'll be fine
>>144100781
>>144100725
this my guy
all my more casual friends got it for ps4 because they dont have super gaming computers and im having tons of fun every time i play with them. none of this endless pub whinefest. overwatch is hardly a "tough" shooter so its easily more enjoyable just playing casually with buddies.
>>144100648
>>144100723
what if she's just as polite, but really bad at expressing?
>>144099691
Your reinhardt shielded 3k damage, or the enemy also destroyed turrets.
>>144100821
>character designed after an honorable gunfighter
>optimal playstyle is the cowardly ambusher
>>144100821
>love cowboy stuff
>the cowboy character is broken as shit
>im conflicted
Using broken characters to your advantage just makes you a good player.
>>144100821
The best way to get something nerfed in any game is to abuse it as much as possible.
The whole "it's overpowered so I won't use it" concept is dumb.
Nobody replied to this in the other thread, but the ladies actually like Genjis butt. Us guys have a lot of QT girls to look at in this game, but what do female players think? Females in this general, do you have a husbando/guy you think is hot/cute in the roster?
>listening to this and playing the weekly brawl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHG7wSdtF0
>>144100874
>any pirate skin
>weak
I'll give you the Maoi ones, but the SharkHog is one of the best skins in the game
>tfw only legendaries i got where biker torbj, jester junkrat and ifrit zenyatta
>don't like any of them
when will we be able to dust skins for coin?
Did they change dva's skills last night? I tried her out today and her flight has a lower duration and a lower cooldown. Her damage block has a higher cooldown than usual. Or was it always this shit?
>>144100892
what a sad life you must lead to get triggered so much because I off hand mentioned a successful big name streamer NAMED SEAGULL
>>144099484
>>144100965
>>144099484
>>144100965
two people replied right here ya dingdong
>getting killed while weapon is reloading even though you were about to kill the other person
>>144100965
You're the same retard that made the strawpoll aren't you?
Why don't you just give up?
>>144100965
you have a reply >>144099484
so competitive is launching in july. Now, color me stupid, but aren't we already playing competitive?
Ya know, us versus them. What the hell is competitive going to do or add?
>>144100965
McCreeeeee
Someone tell us five facts about McCree
>>144100781
Fuck you you console cuck faggot piece of shit you are the cancer that holds back neo Blizzard. Why have they been trying to fucking appeal to console or tablet shitters recently I do not know. Their roots lie in PC gaming.
No one plays fucking OVERWATCH OR DIABLO ON CONSOLES AND ALL IT EVER DOES IS HARM WHAT IS POSSIBLE ON PC. THAT'S WHY TF2 IS NOT SUPPORTED ON CONSOLES.
Daily reminder that Mei is not who you think she is....
>have used every hero except saltmaker at least once
>cant bring myself to use such a shitty hero
What is i just go exclusively assault widowmaker? Just using the submachine and the poison? I would be on the front lines like the others.
>>144100532
Bastion is literally more valuable to a team than Mei is
why does roadhog hook fuck up every now and then
they get hooked above me or behind me
>>144101047
.5 cents deposited!
>y-you're sad, anon, b-but have you heard of this steamer streamer!
>>144101115
hand slipped and hit X, I fat-finger it all the time
are eu servers shitting the bed
>>144101061
It's still this month.
>>144101061
hopefully balanced matchmaking lol
>>144100930
>honorable
but he's a literal bandit
>>144099314
> grand dad
He's not that old!
>>144101061
Ranked ladder
>>144101163
I think so, some games my ping shoots up to 500 for 10-20 seconds
>>144100190
>tfw best ship are the parents
>>144101174
>competative play
WELCOME TO ANUBIS
YOU ARE ON THE ATTACK
>Oh nice oh nice a legendary
>It's an ugly recolor of the legendary you already have.
Why /vg/? The sultan genji skins are way better.
>>144101107
Are you playing with shitty Meis or what? Me and my friend go full annoying-as-fuck on defense with Junkrat and Mei and her Mei decimates. She often gets POTG with killstreaks whenever she plays her. People just hate Mei because she's irritating as fucking hell when she's not on your side.
>>144099057
I've never smoked a cigarette before, but after maining McCree I couldn't help but try one. Holy shit, how do people do this? Do you have to get used to it? Is it better if you roll your own? I bought Marlboro reds to try it, I was thinking that may be too strong.
Anyway, looking for some smoking tips to help me look like the main man McCree.
>>144101079
>no one fucking plays on console
But a lot of people do
This is a casual as fuck game and platform wars is literally the argument of autistic manchildren
>>144101107
Maybe if you're sub level 20 or queued with retards, otherwise not a chance.
>>144100965
I think Soldier 76 is really hot. I mainly play D.va and I really like it when he is on my team.I really like the r34 between those two
>want to play genji
>we already have 2 genjis
>play genji anyway
>>144100965
Females dont like manlets like Genji, Lucio, Zenyatta, Hanzo, Torbjorn
A reminder that manlets arent people and to not be taken seriously. Dont not use any of these manlet "heros" in the game.
>>144101186
the whole high noon thing is in reference to a showdown, western aesthetic has always been that only a coward shoots a man in the back, wild bill hickock etc.
even bandits have honor in romantic westerns
>>144101213
which does what? epeen? do you get more exp per win?
If theres no increased reward I see literally no incentive to deal with ranked shitters than just pubstomping in quick play.
>>144101238
lmasso
>>144101053
I honestly didn't know there was one. If I had seen it, then I wouldn't have needed to make that post
>>144100725
>choosing not to have fun
been playing with about 4 of my friends ever since release and having a blast
How do I Junkrat?
He seems fun but every time I play him I end up playing Pharah with worse range
>>144101238
I personally smoke John Silver but only when drunk
how do you ""tank" stuff in this game? been playing roadhog and i get blown up everytime i try to do that
il do fine if i play him like pudge just ganking people
>>144101343
M1 until tire
>>144101268
>me and my friend always do double genji
>be unkillable double jumping shits
>wipe entire teams with ulti easily
>enemy team complains about genji being overpowered
I'm enjoying low mmr while I can
>>144100025
>die
>spectating friendly Zarya
>Mei freezes her and headshots her, but Zarya is still alive
>as soon as she unfreezes, she punches Mei in the face and kills her
widows, remember to taunt after every kill
>>144101238
You get used to it
And then you love it
And then you think about quitting
And then you can't
And then you have one after not smoking for a couple of days
And it's one of the best things you've ever had
And then repeat ad nauseum until you get cancer or some shit
That was probably a meme post but don't start smoking anon
>>144101229
If both teams are actually playing as teams, Anubis is incredibly attack sided. It's only defense sided because everyone just plays individually in quick plays.
>>144101238
People who started smoking 96% of the time do it to look cool and then get addicted, so it's not a matter of "how do you do this" anymore
I smoked for 15 years. It's not a good habit mate and it'll bankrupt you. You'll never see a happy 40 year old smoker.
>>144101285
I love Lucio but I forgot about him because I don't find him sexy or hot so much as adorable.
>>144101051
>Playing Mei
>Start the slow death by freezing someone
>run out of ammo as soon as they're immobilized and start reloading while they thaw
>can't get a shot off before they start attacking again
>wall out of there and avoid eye contact for the rest of the game
I-I was just showing mercy I swear
>>144101343
hold in lm button and ult from flank
enjoy potg and all gold
>>144101343
use your trap a lot
use your conc mine to knock people away from the point or for a speedy getaway
i suck at tracer so much
>>144101343
play him like you play b-ball
>>144101220
i keep getting "lost connection to game server" and being thrown out of games
thanks blizz lmao
>>144101115
>someone does that mid-fight
>chase them down only to find them at full health
Game needs team health on a UI sidebar for healers. And a fucking "Help me!" gesture.
>>144101446
You had blink ready, you could have blinked out
>>144101446
Holy shit that might be the first Symmetra turret kill in history
>>144101446
Why aren't you pressing your buttons?
>>144101268
>played a game with two anons last night
>2 randoms lock in genji
>we all pick genji
>last guy picks Lucio
>actually roll over them until the second checkpoint until they picked a bunch of counters
We still won but we had to switch to a normal party comp.
>>144101407
Exaclty. Manlets are forgettable "people". You only find them charming or adorable. If he was 6ft or over like a real man, you would think differently.
2016: The year cheating became a legitimate powerup. When skill was thrown out the window in favor of autoaim and wallhacking.
>>144101446
Always Recall after planting Timebomb, ya fool.
>>144101446
>consoles
>>144101446
should have triple blinked through the choke and found a nook to assess their defenses
>>144101446
Always follow up with R1 when using her ult, bro.
>tfw never quit any matches
>tfw get stuck in "10 sec to lose" matches 4 times in a row
T-thanks.
>>144101446
you only needed 2 blinks to get within nade range, and then you should've just used recall
>>144101343
Get high ground, spam choke point, lay traps at choke points.
Throw your mine at people, knock people off ledges with your mine.
>>144101568
Holy fuck, my friend was actually in that game. He was the Lucio.
For soldier 76
Bone or Jet?
>that shitty lvl 12 reaper on your team who can't manage to kill a single tank meanwhile enemy team has dva and winston on top of all your teammates
>>144101343
You need to play him aggressively to be of use to your team.
Spam nades over chokepoints every so often but spend more time hunting down the team. Be annoying. Stall them with more nadespam. Use concussion mine to blow them off a point or separate them from each other. Throw trap around corners or when you're being chased. Detonate concussion mine in people's faces when they're trying to kill you. If you're about to die, get as close as possible to any enemy because the nades you drop on death can easily kill.
You can also use concussion mine to get up to high areas you shouldn't be able to. Use that to be extra extra annoying by spamming shit down on people who don't bother looking up.
>>144101656
Bone
>>144101446
You are playing on a shitty console with restricting controls thats why you suck.
That's it. I'm done. See you guys in a month.
I refuse to play with McCree in its current state. I'll just come back once he's nerfed.
>>144099524
That is actually pretty darn sad, and perfectly fits Dad 76's character.
He wouldnt stop fighting even when dead
I love dad 76
>gut charged bodyshot damage
>buff headshot damage
This fixes the Widow.
>>144101576
2009: The year playing a video game purely for fun was a secondary concern. When collecting items was thrown out the window in favor of hats and swords.
>>144096997
>But he's still better at videogames than you.
as a rule it's always the worst player on the team that says that
>>144101576
>Friend apparently encountered a Reinhardt today who had infinite Ults
>Used Earthquake three times in a row, one after the other
>mfw imagining this power on Roadhog or or Hanzo
>>144101714
Way to make the retarded widow on my team even more useless.
>>144099640
>Cute
Learn to see the difference between cute and B E A U T I F U L
What boards would OW characters browse?
>>144101706
whats wrong with him?
t. bastion behind shield rein and getting healed by mercy
>>144101714
reduce rifle dps to 100 from 130
make bodyshots 100 dmg
headshots do triple damage
increase hook CD slightly
wallhack turns off if widow dies, slightly louder audio cue
probably overnerfed but that's a good thing, widow offers nothing in the way of interesting gameplay and shouldn't even exist. they should go back to the drawing board with her and try to make an interesting sniper instead of "she's a regular sniper except she has no weaknesses lel"
>>144101343
Always ask yourself: what would a warboy do in this situation
>>144101793
>Mei: /ck/
>>144101793
d.va would browse /v/ because shes a mongoloid
I'm sitting at 3k gold, what are objectively the best skins?
>>144101714
it just makes her slightly less retarded in low level play
>>144101793
/d/
>>144101676
>>144101343
Oh, and figure out the side-routes because Junkrat, like most other heroes, is incredibly effective when he sneaks up on the team.
And this is a nobrainer but never use ultimate head-on unless it's an emergency. Always come from behind or the side because the team expects it from the front 99% of the time.
>>144101714
they need to nerf her rate of fire not damage. shouldn't be able to double tap bodyshot a 200hp hero or take out your entire team in the time it takes winston's jump to come off cooldown. if you just nerf her damage she'll still be massive cancer in high level play.
>>144101859
>objectively the best
The ones you like
>>144101370
unless you're reinhardt you don't really "tank" you're just a character with enough HP/shields to stick with the objective long enough to not die. Especially with a healer on you a tank has the staying power to hang out in the open and distract the enemy team. You don't really jump in front of teammates and shit like this is an MMO.
>>144099743
Just play him regardless
>>144101793
>majority of characters are 30 and older
Why would they browse a website for edgy teens and socially awkward young """adults"""?
>>144101793
Pharah is probably a /u/ regular.
How the fuck do people enjoy playing Jet Set Man? All he is is a walking healing turret that does trash damage. The first time playing him I got 33% healing by just /following my Reinhardt. I don't care if he's manfu material I need a reason to play him.
>>144101951
because they're all one-dimensional pastiche characters and manchildren like us
>Log on
>Over 400 ping in every game
It's ok, i didn't want to play anyway
>>144099057
Roadhog right click does what? The damage looks like shit I never know when is the best time to use it.
>>144099524
>the subtle way mercy is clinging onto his arm and wrapping the bandage tighter in the second frame
>the confidence of jack Morrison juxtaposed with the somber and stern expression of 76
Holy shit the feels
>>144101992
>"Trash damage"
>He can't aim
>He hasn't played Lucio on a map that has death pits
>>144101651
Kek nice, it was pretty fun.
How do I get good at wallriding with Lucio? I want to be one of the cool kids so I canstop being called a slut for playing Mercyand have fun
>>144101793
Absolutely certain Reinhardt is a fa/tg/uy.
>>144101992
> I need a reason to play him.
superior mobility, fast
>>144101992
I personally got pretty bored of lucio after a dozen times playing him. Wall riding is okay, and bumping enemies off ledges gives me a giggle, but other than that I prefer playing zen or mercy since they are a little more interactive.
>>144101793
Zarya: /pol/
Junkrat: /b/
Reaper: /r9k/
>>144101992
He should only be played on King of the Hill. He's useless outside that mode.
>>144101992
I've seen Lucio literally wall ride around the last point of anubis for minutes at a time, healing his partners, being untouchable by most heroes, and getting wallride kills. You are not playing him right.
>>144102029
after 8m the ball explodes and launches a regular shot
>>144101793
Reaper: /x/
76: /k/
Mei: /ck/ and /trv/
Junkrat: /d/
Tracer: /c/ and /u/
D.Va: /v/, /a/ and would shitpost on Starcraft Generals
McCree: /k/
Too lazy to do others.
>>144101992
Learn to skate
Learn to lead the projectiles
Learn when to switch songs
Learn to get environmental kills/bounce people
>>144101941
I have an awful time doing that though because I know it just damages our chances of winning. I hate it, I always have this nagging feeling to fill in any role that's needed.
>>144102083
Yeah, he was in our TS when all I hear is "God damn it, I got matched with a gaggle of retards" after seeing so many Genjis
>>144101992
they lowered his damage during the beta, you can still kind of do it but be super selfish playing away from the team, do parkour while amping speed boost and do circles around enemies while bonking them in the head
>>144102029
it's literally left click but in a shell that pops 10 yards ahead, pretending your model is further up
>>144101992
> does trash damage.
Learn to aim. Stop riding on hitscan guns and learn to aim better.
>>144101714
Rate of fire/charge rate needs to be nerfed. This is a casual shooter so a casual shitter still needs the ability to contribute with mediocre shooting and pros will still be good.
I kind of want to get this but it just looks so overwhelming to play
from videos it seems like theres so many needless visual effects that make it impossible to tell what the fuck is happening right in front of you
>>144100190
>down to 30 health
>hiding in a corner healing whoever comes in LoS
>S:76 runs over and drops his heal on me
Good Soldier:76 players are the best.
Do you think they get Reinhardt to baby sit so they can have a date night? Can you imagine Reinhardt baby sitting?
>>144102187
It's indecipherable to somebody who doesn't know what's going on. It's a game that doesn't work well for watching unless you've played it a bit
>>144101793
Reinhardt: /mu/ /v//pol/
>>144102187
it doesn't take long to learn what does what and process what's happening
>>144101756
How do you do that?
I had a Parah yesterday who ulted, killed me, I respawned, walked 10 feet to the point, and took her ult to the face again. Is this related?
>>144102239
I want Reinhardt to be my granddad
>>144101712
you fucking degenerates
>>144102283
he's probably the least /pol/ of any of the overwatches, what are you smoking
>>144102239
Reinhardt just has to sit there and be huge while the kids climb all over him
>>144102346
He would go to /pol/ and genuinely try to discuss politics and how to try and stop racism
>>144102346
idk man, he seems like one of the quality shit posters who would rile up /pol/ with bants.
>>144102098
>not wanting to be called a slut while you play mercy
what are you, gay?
>>144101343
Trap in tight areas where you know someone will come and drop a mine on top of it.
I can just feel their rage, I love it.
>>144102187
It really needs to be played rather than spectated.
I almost didn't get this game despite following it for so long since I couldn't tell what was going on.
Then battleborn showed up and I said "it could be worse" and got overwatch.
How come no one told me Zenyatta was the most brutal headshotting son of a bitch ever?
>>144101712
Your image does not fit what you say at all. That gives me an idea, though.
>>144102272
But Mercy is not an underage degenerate.
>>144102448
We tried.
>>144102272
Why do say /pol/? Becuase she talks in german sometimes? Why do you associate that with /pol/? Germany isnt some Nazi place anymore. Quite the opposite. Infact Germany is getting fucked over by "refugees" and Merkel is single handedly going to be that countries demise if no one stops her.
>entire team strives to run out in front of Reinhardt's shields
>entire team strives to hide behind Mercy
There has to be some sort of collective cultural trauma that makes this so common.
>>144100105
>he's a retard check
b-but there's no skill involved with rock paper scissors I should just spawn with bastion(my main) and kill all mccrees
>>144102404
>reinhardt would try and bail out the ocean
>>144102404
History and Humanities board is probably up his alley
>Attack
>Playing against a decent Widowmaker on a map with an open chokepoint
>Keeps the whole team pinned
This shit is worse than Bridges of Druzhina.
Widowmaker is 33
Tracer is 26
D.Va is the only one whos worth it, with 19.
How are you going to live now, anon?
Your waifus are almost a mummy already.
>>144102123
>100% pick rate
>he's useless right?
>>144102243
>>144102293
>>144102442
Alright thanks, ill suppose ill get it and try it out
Hopefully people dont bitch at you for your character choice in this game too
>finally have enough coin for a legendary skin
>feels like the biggest choice of my life
>>144102494
>Entire team hides behind Mercy holding onto her, cowering like scared children
>Even Reinhardt
Can someone draw this?
>hanzo uses ult, kills three of my teammates
>i rez them all
>he gets potg
fuck you
>>144102404
>stop racism
>we are all one race the human race argument
MRW i play as mercy and i see my teamates charging the enemy team by themselves and not waiting to group up.
>>144101238
Seriously anon don't bother
They cost a shit ton and arn't good for you.
I've never smoked but HCG's video about him stopping really shocked me, I can't believe how much better he looks after stopping.
>>144102404
>he thinks /pol/ stands for politics
twitch tv/arcadum
This guy roleplays as Reinhardt in games over voice comms. I can't tell if it's entertaining or annoying.
>12 losses in a row
>>144102615
>don't be a poorfag
>buy a bunch of lootboxes
>got all the credits in the world
>>144102595
Milfs are superior
>>144102595
Dude, tracer and I are same age. Also widowmaker fits under the half you age +7 formula.
How does shadowplay work?
>>144100236
Obviously you're a McCree main. Widowmaker doesn't need counters, because she's a sniper, and snipers are always balanced.
>>144099450
Tracer already is a meta for comp on certain maps.
Also, the flashbang isnt getting nerf'd iirc so it won't make a huge difference to his Genji, Mei, Tracer rekking.
>>144102642
Saw this literally the other day. Our hanzo ulted and killed 4 of the enemy on our defense point, the enemy mercy immediately brought them all back to life. PoTG went to hanzo.we still won
>>144102595
I hate how western media needs to make women in their mediums so fucking old and used up. They are so afraid of making more women around dvas age
Can someone explain this
>go to recent players
>want to avoid someone I just played with
>already see "avoid" checkmark next to them
>it definitely wasn't put there by me
is avoiding mutual?
>>144102512
McCree can fuck up a bastion. Try pharah, hanzo, widow, junkrat or genji.
>>144102646
Not trying to /pol/ but there's so much evidence to support the "no, we ARE actually different" it's not funny. I get what you're implying
>>144102437
>anubis on defense
>that little dark shop area near enemy spawn with a health vial in it
>toss a trap at the entrance
>8 fucking people run in and get trapped there, in a row
>i'm standing in the corner detonating mines in their faces and instakilling them
People are so fucking stupid it's hilarious
>>144102697
annoying
>>144102642
>>144102742
BECAUSE PRESSING A BUTTON IS DESERVING OF POTG. LOL
Get rekt, niggers.
>>144102126
>tfw can't get a hit on Lucio because he's constantly fluctuating in speed
>>144102613
Oh they will. I'd honestly ignore chat if you go solo. What kind of games do you play/how do you play them? Picking a first hero can be tough
>>144102802
Did you mute or block them during the game? I imagine that would automatically set them to avoid.
>>144102283
and /fit/
and everybody would be jelly as fuck of his old man AESTHETICS
>>144102742
I've seen Mercies get POTG with revive. How does that work? Is it only in situations where nobody did enough quick successive kills to get POTG like usual?
>>144102346
my autistic head cannon mostly
>Reinhardt quietly sympathizes with Zarya/Roadhog/Junkrat over omnics, or at least see's where they're coming from. He is a veteran of the great omnic war, he probably lost close friends at the hands of the robot invaders. While he's wise enough to not hate blame all Omnics for the war, he is understandably wary of them.
>>144102164
Winning isn't everything you've got to have some fun sometimes
>>144102878
>one of the worst skins in the game
>duplicate
I'm so sorry.
The duplicate coin return is fucking bullshit. It should give you the amount of currency that the respective coin drops gave you. E.g legendary coin drops = 500 coins. Getting a legendary duplicate should also give 500 coins. Hell really they should be 1000 coins because that's what the skins cost but blizzard is too jew for that.
>>144102862
Only shooters I play are tf2 and csgo, main scout and spy in tf2 and in csgo I just kinda pick obscure hiding spots nobody checks and shoot people when they walk by
>>144099953
Hanzo, widow does everything better, even her ult is better on a high dps team.
Reaper, his CQB role is done better by McCree with flashbang and fth
>>144102595
IDK anon, as a femanon can you tell me why the only male spring chicken in this game is a robot monk?
>>144102878
They really need to make better skins for her. Only the tundra skins are the only decent ones.
Better yet, make her not have a fucking man chin. She would look 100x better with a more feminine jaw line. Keep the muscles obviously.
>>144099562
le high noon. I usually don't make webms of them unless they're good.
Is there a cure for being retarded?
I keep spacing out during the game and doing stupid shit like running up ungrouped against the entire team.
I'm also just slow to learn how to play heroes effectively.
>>144102961
3+ man revive is usually potg
>>144102595
>no 10yo hot and cute ukranian girl overwatch hero
Just kill me, please, i want a refund right now
>>144102853
Why are you so angry?I play on both, but on console people are so hopelessly stumped by LucioIt's not really different, if only marginally better, on pc
If you actually switch around your shifts and "stance dance" you can be in front of five fucking enemies and one may hit you
>>144099723
>join game
>there's already a Mercy locked
>pick her and tell my friend to also
>whole team locks Mercy
>the original Mercy guy leaves
>everyone but me switches to something else
>>144101793
Junkrat would just shitpost all over the place.
>be attracted to Widowmaker and mei
>watch tons of sfm porn
>accidentally run into futa Widowmaker and futa mei
>no I don't want to masturbate to anything besides futa overgirls
Someone help
>>144102961
its based on score/min im pretty sure
revives generally dont get you as much score as kills do
>>144103023
Naw man, he enjoyed it. Normally when we get bored we all go Soldier 76 and start shitposting in chat about preordering Advanced Warfare.
>>144103068
>Is there a cure for being retarded?
>>144102878
:(
>>144103101
That's weird, I play with a Mercy main who regularly revives 3+ but they've only gotten POTG once.
>>144099562
Tracer
>clean up 2 low HP Pharahs
>nade a Torbjorn nest
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-ucla-shooting-20160601-snap-story.html
Is it Reaper?
>>144103041
Tracer has high speed due to short range teleports and a 'rewind' move, though she's more about high burst damage off high dps, low reload SMGs.
There's no stealth, but reaper is all about using his teleport and wraith form (latter is invincible) to flank the enemy.
76 is always a very basic fallback
>>144101793
D.va: /v/
Zarya: /pol/
Reaper: /b/
Reinhardt: /fit/
Soldier 76: /k/
Mei: /out/
Winston: /sci/
Lucio: /mu/
Symmetra: /g/
Bastion: /an/
Hanzo: /jp/
Genji: /r9k/
Tracer: /soc/
Junkrat: /int/
Roadhog: /d/
Widowmaker: /aco/
Pharah: /fit/ and /k/
McCree: /diy/
Torbjorn: /pol/ and /int/
Mercy: /sci/ as well since theres no dedicated medical board
Zenyatta: /qst/ and /trv/
>>144099562
>ogretime on anubis b
>whole team rushes point
>run past the fucking rein
>fire in the hole!
>immediately click
>team kill
>cap
>>144103068
Play a hero that works well on their own.
D.va, Genji etc.
>>144103068
Take a deep breath, close your eyes, remind yourself that this is a team-based game.
Or just play Reinhardt and learn what kind of hell tanks go through with shitters flanking all the time.
What's the go-to character if I want to ruin a McCree's day?
>>144103049
Hey! McCree is in his 30s!
30s is not old unless you're a teenager!
>all heroes have the same movespeed
>all heroes do the same quick melee damage
how lazy can you be?
>>144103239
i've seen quite a bit Mercy potgs and it's usually 3+, but if something bigger happened (like 3+ kills with hanzo dragon or something similar) it'll go to that one. 4 man revive is always potg tho
>>144103268
>Tracer: /soc/
tracer confirmed for camwhoring slut
>>144103305
McCree
>>144103268
>mccree
>not /f/
>>144099743
>implying reaper needs to aim
>>144103305
McCree.
Or anything with range really
>>144099743
I love crows and ravens too but that skin is pretty ugly.
Especially compared to his Mexican ones.
>>144102113
This. The people who say Mercy is boring are shitters who think pocketing is the right way to play her.
>>144103305
Widowmaker or Hanzo.
Or anyone, just stick with your team and stop flanking alone like an idiot.
>>144101793
I wonder how Junkrat and Roadhog would practice their national sport on the /int/ of 2076.
>>144103260
Coolio, thanks for the help
>>144103390
Reaper doesn't have enough sustain to be consistent without decent aiming. The difference between killing most of the cast in 2 shots and killing them in 3/4 is quite drastic.
>>144103268
Tracer is /o/
>loves speed
>was a pilot
>most likely interested in mechanic stuff
>>144101238
I'm gonna do this for the sake of your lungs. I hope you read all of this
You wanna know how people get used to cigarettes? It's actually morbid and disturbing.
Basically, when you smoke a cigarette it fucking hurts. It causes pain in your lungs because of the chemicals in the smoke.
At first, your body focuses on this pain to tell you "hey, this hurts". But if you keep smoking despite that, the reaction changes.
After a while, your body basically says "the pain isn't stopping, it must be out of my control." So it starts releasing endorphins to block out the pain so you can function despite it. From an evolutionary perspective, there's no reason to be incapacitated by pain if the injury itself isn't incapacitating. So any pain your body feels for a long time is eventually drowned with endorphines.
So what happens if you keep smoking cigarettes is that you force that defensive endorphine release when you inhale the smoke. Eventually your body realizes that this source of pain keeps happening, so it prepares endorphines just when you see a cigarette because it knows what's coming next
Tl;Dr you get "used" to cigarettes because you've trained your body to flood endorphines to counter the pain and chemical damage that happens every time you smoke. The "pleasure" cigarette smokers feel is just their body overwhelming the pain
Super tl;dr don't smoke cigarettes, it's literally pointless
i really wish blizzard would warn me when I solo against pre-mades.
>>144103268
>Tracer: /soc/
PLEASE YES
>>144103450
I'm a way better mercy and I think you're completely incorrect.
Hiding, having half the mobility, speed and utility just aren't fun. Plus I get to actually ult
Who knew fun was this subjective?
>tfw no TF2 soldier tier pub stomping class
I don't wanna have to play spectator aka Mercy just to win.
>>144103510
No problem. If you want to see what decent play looks out, try a_seagull on twitch. I hate plugging shit, but he's the only twitch shitter I've seen who's good at the game.
There's tons of things that are similar to TF2, but no character is directly the same
>>144100557
>care about skins
?
I seriously don't understand... its a skin, will change literally nothing that will make you play better.
>>144103676
Zarya is the designated pubstomping class.
>>144103676
Roadhog
It's not TF2 cause this isn't TF2 but if you're looking for a pubstomper you want the whole hog
WHY
DOES
NO
ONE
AIM
AT
MERCY
GOD DAMNIT
RATE MY LEGENDAIRES
I am glad the shitters complaining about bastion are starting to die down a bit. Maybe now I can start using him.
>>144103717
>I don't find thing fun how you find thing fun
It's fun
which overwatch girls have dicks?
>>144102306
Hax.
>I am becoming one with the objective
why does this line make me kek so hard
>>144103791
What are you talking about? Whenever I play Mercy, people are shooting at me all the time.
>rolling Mercy
>doing fine, healing and reviving a lot of people
>get commended for having the most kills during two matches last night
I do believe I've been matchmaker cucked laddos.
>>144103049
Sluts likes dicks at all ages.
>>144103268
>mercy
>not /pol/
>Attacking on Volskaya
>Wipe entire enemy team at 2nd point, Capping
>They respawn fucking 3 feet away from the point, all run back in and ulti at the same time, wipe us
This game is fucking stupid
It's purposely built with shit mechanics to punish good players and reward the shitty
>>144103843
>I am on fire, but there is no need for a fire extinguisher
Too pure for this world
>>144103843
because "becoming one" is another form of innuendo for saying "having sex.?"
>>144103791
people aim at me all the time
>>144103798
>no Stonehardt
missing the best one my dude
>>144103830
Widow, pharah
>using fan on a tracer
just shoot them once in the head retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_GTTMHy7I
useful?
Oh hi Noon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pByJbGOPevo
>>144103846
Please fuck off forever
>tfw only have 1-2 friends that I can play with but they're often not around so I'm pretty lonely
Wish I had a premade or 3+ players I could play with often.
>>144103936
g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g-g-g-git gud
>>144103843
>>144103938
who says this? zenyatta?
>tfw you're the last one alive on attacker side (payload) as lucio and just dance around the payload jumping around like some idiot while healing up
they literally couldn't kil lme for like 20 seconds cause of their bad aim
haha
I wonder when will blizzard put some orcs, undeads and diablos into overwatch to make people buy it.
>>144101115
>On point healing up reinhardt
>Hes blocking all of D.va's damage
>No one around to actually do any damage
>Whip out pistol to blow mech and kill her
>Mei is crying for heals behind me because I didn't see her
>"Uhh hello mercy where are my heals? What the fuck?"
>>144102029
Ranged buckshot. Fires a ball which explodes.
It can one-shot at the right distance, and by right distance I mean explodes right in front of someone so they every single pellet.
>mfw I finally realized the blue orbs on Zenyatta's forehead are his actual eyes while those "eye" slits are probably the omnic equivalent to a ventilation shaft "AKA" noses
>all these giant winged targets screaming "I matter!"
l o l
>>144102790
>26
>old
>33
>old and used up
You watch too much anime, newfriend. The world continues to exist past High school you know.
Post Torbjorn looking at Dat Ass POTG.
>>144104026
Are you a cute loli ?
>http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/
>Those Mercy voicelines
What the fuck, why does she sound like a hag?
How are there people already level 70+?
You'd have to be playing this game, without pause, since its release. Do they not have lives outside of OW?
>>144104216
>He eats Christmas Cake past the best-by dates
gross
>>144104256
I hope you realize tracers voice actor is 45
http://www.overwatchtierlist.com/list/709205/
>play McCree during beta
>have fun
>people shit on me all the time for playing the 'useless cowboy'
>game is released
>everyone's playing McCree
>everyone wants him nerfed
oh how the times change
>super shimada bro's brawl
Okay /owg/ I REALLY need ur advice.
Should I really buy this game? Have in consideration that I am poorfag and have to think really carefully each game I buy.
Is it really worth it? I am thinking about taking the physical edition in amazon for about 47 € (52 USD).
I can unlock everything from the game without the microtransactions?
I will get bored as fuck of the game really soon?
My money is in your hands /owg/
>>144101238
literally a waste of money and health for very little pleasure, just dontbut malboro reds are classic
>>144104103
>being a subpar dps worried about a Dva that's being blocked while your teammate right behind you needs healing
That's why.
>>144100331
Because people don't actually watch the series, they just see black and red, a stern expression, a giant scissor sword, and go "OW THE EDGE"
>>144104268
I am level 48 and have a job. I could see myself being 70+ if I had a week vacation.
>>144104103
>Today on things that never happened.
>No one shooting at the dva
>Someone typed that they need heals
>>144104216
Yes anything past 18 is fucking old and disgusting.
If you'd know people fuck all the time in highschool so about the time they hit their mid 20s - 30s they are undesirable. Unless you missed out on highschool romance did anon?
>>144103971
if widow even had a dick, the bio-experimentation done on her would make it impossible for her to get it up
>>144103051
>Better yet, make her not have a fucking man chin. She would look 100x better with a more feminine jaw line. Keep the muscles obviously.
the man jaw is from years of surplus soviet androgen abuse.
>>144104256
til you can host anything but a software tech ticket forum on github
>>144104342
that game basically exists fyi
>>144104256
Because she has a German accent.
>tfw Widowmaker accent is fucking hot
Too bad 99% of French people have a disgusting accent in English.
>>144104354
Yes
I'm not bored yet but friends really help
>>144104354
Fuck off, make up your own mind faggot.
>>144104354
Wait until you see reactions to the first patch since they're going to make all the heroes worthless.
You would need to buy 300 crates to get everything without duplicates, which turn up a lot.
Boredom is subjective, so I don't know.
It seems like you're a faggot, so you'll get bored fast.
>final push on king's row
>enemy team has widow 2 torbs
>team is unable to deal with it
>>144102595
I turn 26 this year, she's perfect for me!
>>144099640
Skin with her hair down when?
>>144101343
Just spam my shit up
>Every game every day
>Mcree
>get in his line of sight
>Flashbang>fan
>leave game
fuck this shit
>>144104256
Mercy is in her late 30s. She IS a hag.
>>144104489
My friends are as broke as me and they usually play other things, so probably will be on my own only.
>>144104491
thanks for the advice fucktard
>>144104437
>highschool romance
I know this is bait but I also know that there are actually people who cherish high school like any of it means a fucking thing and I get pretty sad.
>>144104354
Just download TF2. Overwatch is basically TF3 with stupid balance issues.
If you have money to burn, sure, go for it, but if you're gonna miss a meal, fuck it.
>>144104358
She literally stubbed her toe and wanted to be healed for like 20 health.
>>144102878
you have my condolences
>>144104541
One decent Widow is enough to pin an entire team.
They're just never the ones on your team.
>>144104576
>running into him alone within flashbang distance
You brought this on yourself.
>>144103049
tfw no twink characters
>>144104669
How else am i supposed to cap the fucking point, he outranges me.
This game is trash.
Every single match is everyone else playing offense/sniper.
Literally I have to be BOTH tank and support in one person somehow.
I'm tired of this shit.
>>144104531
But is it possible to unlock the fucking skins and all that shit without the fucking crates, just by leveling?
What is this game a fucking Hearthstone?
>>144104310
>>144104476
No but like, specifically. Is this what she sounded like before they switched her VA? This doesn't sound anything like what's ingame now.
>http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/vo/vo_hero/Mercy/Mercy%20-%20Default/the%20doctor%20is%20in.mp3
>>144104641
That doesn't make sense though. Mwi can self heal. If they're asking for healing, they're probably low and in a place where they can't.
And you didn't even know she was there and kept pewpewing.
Great asset
i'm working on some d.va art and i need as many references as you got anons, preferably some profile shots.
>>144104738
Stop taking solo pubs seriously it's fucking chaos
>>144104706
back the fuck up and wait for your team instead of getting oneshotted by him and his team?
>>144104663
I feel like the problem with having a good widow on your team is you don't really notice how much they're doing. It's not like they're the reinhardt out in front blocking damage and shielding the team. They may be picking off/weakning all sorts of enemies but you only notice your own performance when doing well.
Although I'm also sure a lot of the time most widows are just shitters doing nothing.
>Get to level 32
>Leveling up takes forever
>Every crate is just 3 grays and a blue
>Still need 400 coins for Lionhardt
Kill me
>>144104706
Switch to any other class and shoot him.
You don't hear people asking for a Widowmaker nerf because playing her turns Overwatch into a stupidly easy point-and-click game.
>>144104740
Leveling up gets you crates and currency.
>>144104738
Find a group of people to play with.
Wait until ranked, when pubbies get filtered and everyone in this general gets their shit pushed in by actual players.
Communicate to your team nicely and ask them to change characters.
Equip theGit Gudskin.
>Mcree has a gunspin emote
>No "You're pretty good" voice line
Wasted potential
>>144104740
no because the loot in the crates doesn't impact gameplay in the slightestI guess technically you could say wolf hanzo is a minor buff because his ult voice line is quieter
>>144104256
I'm pretty sure those are the old lines. A few characters got a re-record or a new voice during development. Compare Heroes never die for example with the current line, it sounds completely different.
I suck at this game. Tell me a few easy effective heroes I should learn.
What animals would each hero be?
Tracer - Dog
D.Va - Cat
Hanzo - Eagle
Zarya - Bear
Reinhardt - Lion
Lucio - Frog
Roadhog - Pig
Junkrat - Rat
Pharah - Falcon
Soldier 76 - Shark
Reaper - Raven
Genji - Gecko
Mei - Panda
I don't know for the rest
>>144104772
Just go ingame and take screenshots you baka.
>>144104026
Add dudes from /vg/
>>144104576
>Getting into flashbang range of a McCree
>Not using your ears to hear his loud as fuck footsteps coming round the corner
Anyone else hate all the skins for their mains?
>>144104457
You know I should not be surprised. I forgot this is a blizzard game so there is bound to be professional poop sockers playing this game 24/7
>>144104740
You get a crate each time you level.
Hearth stone made 20 million a month for a while selling that shit, they'd be stupid not to do it again.
>>144099562
typical DIE DIE DIE, but it's my first reaper potg so I'm slightly happy
>>144104913
>D.Va - Cat
m8
i'm sitting in base afk every time i get 2 dumbfuck snipers on my team
you can't stop me. i don't trust any of these ingrates.
>>144104852
And then once you are lvl 70 or whatever max lvl the games have? The only possible left is to buy crates to unlock things?
>>144104816
How?
All my friends play dota or total warhammer
Why is every other team a genji team?
Why is there always a low level retard on my team?
Why is there always a pr0 1337 widowfucker on the enemy team?
Why am I literally forced to leave every game?
>>144104904
Lucio, Soldier 76, Junkrat.
>>144104913
>D.Va - Cat
>Not rabbit
>>144104913
>D.Va - Cat
reeeeee
r8 my potg
>>144104904
cowboy
knight
urban youth
>>144103798
>poker-ass
>>144104913
>D.va
>Cat
Retroactive abortions when?
>>144104767
Yeah dude I'm a shit asset to my team because I didn't heal a mei even though she had a self heal. I bet i'm also useless for reviving people and destroying turrets when no one else does it.
>>144104976
Because you leave games. Your MMR won't change :^)
>>144104990
>>144104995
Oh. Woops. Uh I meant Rabbit
>>144104975
Make new friends here. Just put your id up and try people out until you find some you don't hate.
So Overwatch will allow people to queue ranked as pre-made groups, how does this make you guys feel?
>>144104738
>Every single match is everyone else playing offense/sniper.
This is a problem that i dont mind that much
Literally I have to be BOTH tank and support in one person somehow.
This is a problem that i mind a fuckton
>>144104913
Winston - gorilla
Lucio - monkey
i take back what i said about matchmaking, it was pure concidents that i had a streak of good games. i'm back to playing with complete retards and joining games i lose as i select my character.
>>144104851
Just buy some loot boxes. Nothing wrong with buy a few dollars worth here or there now and then.
>>144104913
Mercy - Bunny
>>144105039
why the cowtits
>>144104834
>Press tab
>See our Widow is on fire
>Fresh wallhacks every minute or so
>>144104256
Based on the fact that lines I hear regularly in game sound way different on this site this is probably using her earlier voice.
>>144104870
>literally say "Guys I can only be tank or healer" after team picks soldier/2x hanzo/widowmaker/genji
>guy says "go support then, prefer that"
fuck you
picked another offense just because they don't even deserve the remote chance of winning
>>144104913
Mercy - Zebra
http://youtu.be/AGl4VdHVG_8
>>144104913
Tracer is the cat you retard
D.Va is a rabbit
Reinhardt is a Rhino
why do I loose every game?
how do I know what hero to pick?
>>144104920
i don't own the game
played the beta and it was fun but i'm waiting until the semester begins
>>144104943
>stomping around as McCree
>everyone knows where I am so I pop around the corner and get killed
or
>the enemy team is deaf
>get one kill and then swarmed by people coming from their spawn
>still get nerfed
>>144102591
You forgot
>Go to give her Monkey Trouble
>Grapnels away like a glorious winged faggot leaving me squishing my bananas
>>144105119
*coincidence
Just a reminder to everyone who cares to remember previous blizzard games. They have and always will SUCK at game balance.
They are going to nerf Mccree to the point there is no point to pick him over Tracer or Reaper.
They are going to Buff Dva to the point she will be a superior winston.
With Mccree nerfed I bet Tracer will become the next easy dps pick for comp, and reaper will replace 'Cree in quick games. Which will make the casual populace call out for reaper and tracer nerfs, and call for buffs for heroes that get bullied by them.
This will begin a cycle of nerfing and buffing the entire cast because blizzard is making the fucking terrible decision of listening to the people playing the game for input.
This has been happening for years with plenty of games, and those games are mostly regarded as shit.
This is why people are still sticking to tf2, because valve wisely doesn't listen to it's fans at all.
>>144104851
You should not be playing for loot boxes. That is a bad mindset to be in. Play it for the gameplay.
>>144105184
Experience and understanding.
>when you play against a premade who does nothing but smack talk and yet still manages to have trouble winning
>>144104913
D.VA's icon is literally a white rabbit, so that.
Genji and Hanzo are too cool for IRL animals, their fursonas are dragons.
Zenyatta would be a butterfly.
Zarya is big fuzzy siberian bear.
Torbjorn feels like a badger.
Mercy is a dove, for peace.
Bastion is his bird, a canary. At least I think it's a canary.
I have no clue what Symmetra would be.
HOL' UP NOW
>>144104603
She has advanced anti-aging medical technology that keeps her in her 20s physically. Mature mind, hot body, Metcy is the best girl easily.
>>144105184
forced 50
or more specifically
>you won a few games
>time to put you together with shitters for a while
>>144099524
im glad mercy is foregoing triage to talk to her bf
>>144099562
>>144099057
How the hell do I make overwatch remember that I want this shit fullscreeen not fucking windowed.
Why do I have to change it back every time I want to play again?
>>144105267
you are implying that TF2 has good balance
>>144105103
Zarya
>>144103798
you bought boxes right
I refuse to believe people can be this lucky
What happens once you reach the max lvl (70 i think) you cant get more loot crates and have to buy them?
>>144105267
I thought people were sticking to TF2 because they were poor myself
>>144105360
You should not have even survived that ult. Literal retards haha.
>>144105142
Because most artists draw her with the tits of a lady of the night.
>>144105161
That doesn't sound like you're asking them to change into a tank. I'm pretty sure those Hanzos can change into literally anything else if you're nice enough.
how can anybody like tracer? her personality, emotes, victory poses all give her the feel of a retard or at least somebody mentally trapped as a child
>>144105405
in a 6v6 game setting? Yeah, I am. 9 classes are easier to balance than 21 heroes and tf2 has been out a long time.
>>144105360
>he doesn't aim at the mercy first
>60% kill participation
>5 KD
>only 300 less damage than #1
>not a single vote
;~~;
>>144105267
You mean the part where they gutted EVERY pubstomp class and took destroyed every ounce of fun the game had over several years, to the point where the playerbase crumbles and almost no one remains? All because they listened to people whining about classes?
Valve are way worse than blizzard. They actually made it a point to kill classes. At least Blizzard are saying "minor nerfs, if nerfs at all".
>>144104834
it can feel that way with tracer, too.
if you are between the enemy spawn and the frontline, killing supports before they can rejoin the front and generally keeping 3 people fucking about not at the obj, you're sort of invisible but very importantly keeping like 1-3 people people out of the main fight at the frontline.
>>144104943
I never can hear footsteps and i have my sound set to 100.
>Try to play a match while also exporting a unrelated video
>Lags to 10 fps
>Still manage to help my team as Junk Rat.
It's so easy to play as him. You just need to keep holding down m1 and hope for the best. And sometime throw the remote bomb.
>>144105272
>understanding
>>144099371
Thank fucking god. I don't want to see ponies and anime girls while I'm playing, keep that shit in TF2
>>144105356
>Triage
>Triage
>>144105356
>>144104943
If you saw him coming he sucks. What makes McCree dangerous is isolating people
>>144104541
>Final push
>My team
>Everyone runs into the payload 1 by 1, all dying over and over to their defence, and we lose
>Final push
>Their team
>They form a coordinated kill-squad with perfect class synergy that move up in lock step on the payload picking each of us off, and we lose
>>144099513
you should feel cheated
>>144105360
>every single fucking pharah in the thread either has WAY too high mouse sens or is just a jittery shit
>>144103791
>Play against Mercy
>No one else on my team tries to kill her
>Play as Mercy
>Half their team is on me like a fly on shit
>>144099524
>I have the right to treat any patient I want first.
that's not how it works, fuckface
>>144105591
b-b-but there's no skill involved in rock paper scissors anon
>Playing Roadhog
>use my ult
>All of a sudden my mouse flies up into the air and i'm firing my bullets into the air
This only happens on Roadhog and only when I ult
What the fuck
>Playing Lucio
>Have to personally go fuck up the Widow because no one on my team decides to
Fuck
>>144105597
I've won games by simply saying we should wait until we are all alive and push together.
>>144102493
holy shit buddy don't get your panties in a twist you oversensitive fuck
how insecure are you?
>>144104943
There's something wrong with my computer/headphones apparently because sometimes shit like ults or footsteps are outright silent, I've had McCrees flank the shit out of me and I didn't hear a god damn peep until the flashbang hits me.
>>144105434
I play zarya along with every other tank and healer cept zen
Zarya bubbles can eat damage but they can't save tards
>>144105441
Re-asking this shit
>>144105063
Yeah and the other one is called Mississippi
>>144104968
I'm joining you.
I'm tired of widows.
They never change.
>WIDOW, YOU COST US THE GAME BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO SWITCH
>uh, excuse me? i had 23 kills
>THIS ISN'T CALL OF DUTY, FAGGOT. KILLS DONT WIN THE GAME.
>what the fuck am i supposed to do as a sniper?
>SWITCH TO SOMETHING ELSE AND GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
>lol so med
18 minute match lost because widowmaker wanted to poke the fucking roadhog on factory
>>144105705
>Play Roadhog
>some games I land all hooks
>some games I land no hooks
>>144105679
hearthstone players think "high DPI" makes you MLG
How do I change my avatar on the overwatch forum?
>>144105719
>leaving your team to solo a widow as the only support
sounds like a shitter move to me.
>>144105705
Something to do with recoil is my guess.
Happens to me too
>symmetra and widowmaker on attack (Numbani)
>>144099057
Dual Sniper is only good in KOTH
the only mode where autismo COD killing actually amounts to shit
>>144105705
same
>>144105705
This happens to me too, what the hell causes this? I don't have jittery ass hands so it can't be that.
>>144099687
I'd like to see it
>>144105679
its the old "shake ur mouse bro it makes the plasma gun more accurate" adage from the q3 days
>>144105903
It's a known bug.
>>144105903
Uh, you know his ult has kickback on firing right
You have to actually fight against the recoil
>>144105885
Widow is better on attack senpai.
>>144105765
>>144105441
What made you think 70 is the max level considering we already have a guy at 120?
Current max level is 1890 or some shit but that is supposedly just the highest they bothered to make a ranking graphic for, you can level past it, too.
Every 100 levels you prestige and then do 1-100 all over basically. Funnily enough the XP required to level up also resets, so going from 99 to 100 still takes 22k but then from 100 to 101 is like going from 0 to 1, just one game. So the first 20 levels of every prestige are really quick.
You get infinite chests.
>>144099562
going by my shadowplay folder...
>zarya
>last point attacking hollywood for the win
>team is with me, call my ult
>run past mei and genji
>ult in front of me, basically on the cart where bastion and tank are, then run back out to my team
>it sucks in the mei and genji too who were chasing me
>shield up as they spam me from within graviton and shoot grenades
>we get a team kill and win
actually good potg
>>144105850
nice stretch armstrong
>try out granpa76
>75% winrate over 24 games
>feel like a absolute god
why did nobody tell me he was this good?
I'm normally not one for shadman, but this is a pretty nice picture of D.Va
>>144105705
>>144105891
>>144105903
h-hey guys.. sometimes.. when you fire a gun...
it hasrecoil
And so to counteract thatrecoil
you have to pull the opposite direction..
I know I know, its an insaaaaaaaane concept. Its hard to figure out on your own but theres the secret
>people bitch about widow on offense
>people then proceed to bitch when the enemy hanzo/widow/bastion/mercy/zen/mcree is fucking their shit up so they can't push
>>144105510
She had just popped her ult before I flew so I wasn't too concerned about her, but I did lose track of her initially until the ult was over
>>144105679
High mouse sens has always worked for me since I was a wee lad, I've never been able to get used to low sensitivity.
>>144105979
yeah, I'll just predict the bug where I'm firing at someone and then suddenly stare 90° into the sky
epic, kys my man
Any EU stacks need tank/support? QuadMachine#21693
Where does Tracer stand balance wise?
>>144106037
It doesnt happen on any other gun or character but nice try
Have a (you)
>>144105979
It's not the natural recoil. You can control it for like half the ult and then randomly the crosshair shoots up 90 degrees.
>>144105885
Offensive Symmetra is actually good in Hanamura
>>144106014
he's the most decent character in the whole game and we only like to discuss extremes
>>144106041
I bet you main McCree.
What should I grab? An emote, victory pose or highlight clip for either D.Va, Pharah or Mercy? I have the skins I want already.
>>144105783
>play widow all game
>dominate but we're getting stuffed on the last point
>switch to Reinhardt, instant win
>>144105865
>Try to heal team
>They get head shotted to death every time
>Widow standing on a place only I can feasibly reach on my team
>Go up and kill her
>Go down and heal team
No one else was doing anything after I asked someone to try and kill her
>>144105979
>>144106037
No shit it has recoil, I'm aware of that but my mouse shouldn't fly upwards for no fucking reason when I'm actively working against the recoil you smug fucking retards.
>you will never hold hands and tenderly kiss with D.Va
>you will never go to the amusement park with Tracer
>you will never have anal sex with Mercy
>you will never suck Widowmaker's dick
>Mei will never sit in your face
>you will never take Pharah's virginity
Just end my suffering senpai.
>>144106126
"You're not bad for a street shitter"
>>144106141
>maining anything
nah. I mostly play tanks and support though because nobody wants to
>>144105543
yeah tracer really feels invisible
your tracer can spend the entire match on fire, only die once or twice but since she does all her work behind enemy lines you don't really notice just how much she's doing unless she gets a big potg or you wonder "how come they never push?"
>>144106091
shes broken shit for people who love playing characters with 0 risk and all reward
if you die as tracer its either blind luck or you are total garbage
also recommended for you : mcree
>>144099562
Haven't been able to play, waiting for a delivery. So my last one is that.
>>144106091
She's strong but McCree is keeping her down, without him Tracer would be the one getting stacked in all the tournaments.
>>144106014
we have. You are just a faggot from lolg who doesn't listen to people
>land hook on Mei
>hear her go "uh oh" as soon as it lands
It's the little things.
>>144106027
>Shadman
>Good
He has a crazy case of sameface
>this game is 7 days 20 hours old
>this game has been out for less than 200 hours
>this game has no competitive queue
>there are people in this thread who are surprised when players are more concerned with learning or having fun than winning as often as possible
Ungabunga muh team muh meaningless casual queue winrate
Holy fuck you people are cancer
Play the fucking game
How do I wallride with Lucio? I'm not asking "what button do I push" but just where to do it. I never think "hey, this would be a great place to wallride!" or anything; I want that thought to pop up in my head more often. Do you just keep trying to jump on every wall until you find ones that work and lead to useful places?
Just lost to 6 S76s
What's the best counter to that? I'm thinking
Reinhardt
Reinhardt
Bastion
Bastion
Mercy
Widowmaker
>>144106037
No, while fighting the normal recoil it snaps to the ceiling.
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with how the game handles recoil compensation but I have no idea.
How do you deal with double tank, double healer, double mcree comps?
I've had my shit pushed in by it in my last 3 games now, its pretty fucking toxic.
>>144099562
>genji
>hollywood attack side
>me and another genji both ult the site simultaniously
>team kill
it was only my 2nd time playing genji so im pretty happy, also deflected a sniper shot right back in widows face right after it felt good mang
>>144106303
4 Winstons
Lucio
McCree
>>144106303
one widow and 5 wildcards
>>144106303
another 6 soldiers is the counter to 6 soldiers.
complete the meme.
>>144099562
Most recent one I got. Had a lucio one the game before.
>>144106303
D.Va counters the grandpa
>>144106027
>Shadman
that D.Va probably has anus piecings
>>144106108
Yeah no you're right, firing 40LBS of scrap metal doesn't actually have recoil and its just your game glitching. Except that everyone elses game glitches 100% of the time when they use his ult
My mistake.
>Now moving to: Nepal
>Me (undecided), undecided, Widowmaker, Hanzo, Symmetra, Genji
>esc, leave game
I turned voice chat off immediately. I pick who I want and do what I want. If my teammates want to sperg out about winning that's their problem.
>>144105076
Why would my MMR decide that I should carry a bunch of shitters over and over and over?
90% of my last 30 games have been lost from the start
ranked will turn almost everyone into tryhard with MOBA mentality right?
>>144106351
widowmaker and 5 wildcards
>>144106303
6 reapers if you're on defense
>>144106489
for sure, that's why I'm going nowhere near it
>>144106270
I didn't say that shadman was good. I said it was a nice picture of D.Va
>>144106432
Nah, this one was a choice between futa or not. Haven't seen the body mods version. Thank god.
>>144106027
>getting water on electronics
>>144106425
>pops heal grenade
>literally outheals her damage
your hero is shit you low mmr retard
>>144106489
It's already turning into that, sadly.
I just wish agents would lock after someone picks one so you don't have multiples, that would kill the meta.
>>144101238
smoke cigars or nothing at all, it'll keep you from getting addicted
>>144106456
Does everything have to become a sexy animu girl?
WHY DOES MCCREE'S REVOLVER DO INSANE DAMAGE AT LONG RANGE? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BULLET SPREAD? REEEEE FUCK MCCREE
>>144106229
>150HP
>0 risk
Come on lumi, I get you got styled on by a decent tracer but literally just headshot her, half the weapons in the game gib her
Mei may as well be classified as a tank with how fucking hard it is to kill her.
I honestly think her survivability and panic button is the only truly annoying thing about her.
>>144104003
unfunniest thing I've seen all week
>>144105683
>Play against Mercy
>No one else on my team tries to kill her
I AM SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK
I CAN'T DO IT AS LUCIO OR MERCY
FUCKING JUMP HER AND KILL HER
WE HAVE A TRACER AND A WINSTON DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>144106027
>shadman
>>144105865
It sounds like a shitter team to me anon
>>144106091
Her existence only makes mccreebangs more popular.
I can pop her in the head with Mei when I'm using a mouse, but with a joystick I can't turn fast enough to even follow her unless I raise my sensitivity to the point of being unable to aim. Her whole weakness is supposed to be that you can instakill her if you know where she's going to appear upon warping out, but you can't always aim in time even if you know perceptively where she's going to be.
>>144101141
hey guys have you heard aboutSTER
the FUN, RELATABLE STREAMER:^)
>>144106270
That's most non-photorealistic artists in general. Shadman's real issues are his coloring
>>144106387
WE'RE
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>>144105392
just press alt+enter nigga
i don't get how people are so oblivious to basic windows features
>>144106037
I don't know if you've actually fired a real gun, but recoil pushes back, not up (unless your stance and grip are shit)
FPS recoil is complete bullshit
OH LET'S BRING IT DOWN
>>144106291
I wish people were 'learning'.
>>144106627
MCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>144106041
Widows on offense don't seek those characters out, mother fucker.
Let me tell you what Widows on offense do in my experience.
>Obvious first step, pick Widow
>Stand in spawn where the enemy Widow (There is always an enemy Widow) can't hit you
>Stand there while your team is actively pushing 5v6 and take potshots at enemies that happen to wander past your minuscule line of sight
>If your team hasn't already lost the map, then stand a mile behind them whenever they're pushing, taking care not to be able to see any of the active threats because they might kill you
>Press Q occasionally for wallhack
>Continue these easy steps until your team loses, those IDIOTS
>>144106645
pretty much. Her survivability imo is better than winston.
>>144106559
avafag go and stay go
>>144099562
apologies for the overcompression
and yes, i know i'm in bottom MMR
>>144106489
Pandemonium-san!
>>144106301
any walls that are close to other walls, and those walls have walls close to them, which are close to other walls. that way, you can just stay on the walls.
also you can sort of use it as a long-jump. its risky but if you can jump over a pit and usually would hit the far lip and fall, you can wallride up the lip and make it with Lucio.
>>144106412
How the fuck do you get such good quality with such low filesize
>>144106489
Imagine if ranked was premades only
where do you find the character reference sheets with the 360 turn and such? i swear i saw one for d.va but now i can't find it.
wew lad
>>144106627
>INSANE DAMAGE
>shoot a widowmaker
>widowmaker kills me instantly
Rate my fixes.
Bastion: Self-Repair only repairs armor.
D.Va: Can shoot while Defense Matrix is active.
Hanzo: Sonic Arrow removed. *New* Ricochet Arrow bounces to another target.
Junkrat: Takes self damage from explosives.
McCree: Deadeye only causes body shots. Stun Grenade cooldown increased to 15 seconds.
Mei: Endothermic Blaster only slows targets instead of freezing.
Mercy: Resurrect targets the two closest dead allies.
Reaper: Reduced damage on Death Blossom.
Soldier 76: Tactical Visor removed. *New* Full-Auto grants infinite ammo for the duration. Must reload after fading.
Symmetra: Teleporter stays active until destroyed and can be moved. Photon Shield adds 50 shields instead of 25.
Widowmaker: Infra-sight removed. *New* High-Velocity Round makes your next shot pierce shields.
Winston: Tesla Cannon now fires long range bolts. Slightly more damage against shields.
Zarya: Particle Barrier and Projected Barrier apply damage reducing, instead of damage negating, shields.
Zenyatta: Increase health to 200. Shields increase health to 300.
Why are some voice lines so low? I can bare hear Reapers "I'm not a psychopath I'm a high functioning psychopath"
>pick Lucio on attack
>team goes Widow Widow Hanzo
>Look at this team, we're gonna do great!
>>144106783
>implying the game has mmr
it just matches you loosely with people around your level
snipers removed from the game when?
>>144106842
>nerfing bastio
stopped reading 0/10
>>144106830
you're using webm for retards right? just tick high quality mode
>>144106867
you get what i mean to say
>>144106767
So the real problem is bad widows. A good widow is a powerhouse.
>>144106841
I have been headshot by McCree as widow and it does insane damage. He is not only master at close range but can do amazing damage at any range. Nice hero, blizzard
>>144106842
>Bastion: Self-Repair only repairs armor
0/10 for suggesting a nerf to one of the worst heroes in the game
>>144106867
This is actually bullshit how can you even say this if you've ever played the game?
>>144106425
how fucking high are you
soldier shits on d.va in every situation
>>144106842
you somehow managed to buff widow
>>144105347
>forced 50
is this actually a thing or just a meme?
>>144106842
>Nerf everyone but D.Va and Zenyatta
>Nerfing Bastion
Fuck you
>>144106629
I never have problems with tracers but it does not change the fact that she has literally no cooldowns and the only way to die as her is like I said
either blind luck or being shit
>>144106842
but Junkrat takes self-damage from his explosives
>except the mine
>for some reason
he sometimes kills himself with his tire
>>144106842
>Junkrat: Takes self damage from explosives.
already does this
>McCree: Deadeye only causes body shots.
already does this
>Soldier 76:*New* Full-Auto grants infinite ammo for the duration. Must reload after fading.
tactical visor already gives infinite ammo
>>144106842
>nerfing already dumpster-tier heroes
>replacing widowmaker's only useful contribution with more free kill shit
>muh skill shots
fuck off
>>144106856
idk but I wish Lucios "why are you so angry" was really loud
I love spamming that
>>144106842
>D.Va: Can shoot while Defense Matrix is active.
This is not the problem with her.
>Junkrat: Takes self damage from explosives.
He already does, except for airbag.
>McCree: Deadeye only causes body shots. Stun Grenade cooldown increased to 15 seconds.
These are not the problems with McCree.
>Reaper: Reduced damage on Death Blossom.
Git gud.
>Soldier 76: Tactical Visor removed. *New* Full-Auto grants infinite ammo for the duration. Must reload after fading.
Git gud.
>Widowmaker: Infra-sight removed. *New* High-Velocity Round makes your next shot pierce shields
Wallhack isn't the biggest issue with Widow.
>Winston: Tesla Cannon now fires long range bolts. Slightly more damage against shields.
For what purpose.
>Zarya: Particle Barrier and Projected Barrier apply damage reducing, instead of damage negating, shields.
Will they now last 10s each?
>Zenyatta: Increase health to 200. Shields increase health to 300
Then he needs severe nerfs to damage output and discord.
Generally go fuck yourself.
First legendary, how did I do, shit /owg/ says?
>>144107012
just shitters trying to make excuses it's cancer brought in by the fucking moba players
>>144105039
>PINK sweatpants
honestly that makes this picture more offensive than a shad picture
>player complains that we're losing because we have no tank
>check team
>he's playing assault and won't switch to tank in spite of bitching about tanks
Maxwellicus I hope a gorilla throatfucks you raw
>>144107127
pretty good, but not as good as riverboat.
>>144107127
nice going on getting McREEEEE banana skin
>>144107127
>McCree main
Not surprised. You're shit at the game.
Which one is better, Genji or McCree?
>>144107012
it's very real
today I played for a few hours after not playing for a few days. won 5 games in a row no problem, got steamrolled in the 7 or so games after that.
>>144107034
who do you play kenny
give me overwatch pls
>>144107127
>how did I do
kill yourself
>Reaper has a teleport for getting behind enemy lines
>but when he does it, he announces his presence to the entire server
>>144107175
fun fact: gorillas have tiny dicks compared to humans
>>144106830
I record at 1600x900 and then shrink it down to 720x405 to make it look better.
So compressing the resolution solves both problems.
> Let's all run in to the point one by one and get slaughtered while our Reinhardt (Me) is trying to get everyone to group up for a push
Great idea. Happens 45% of the time.
>>144107127
>McPee
>>144107246
and tracer screams 'WHEE' at the top of her lungs when she blinks around the backlines.
>>144107012
it's how the matchmaking works
if you have a high winrate your team will be "evened out" with lower winrate players aka shitters
![tumblr_nxev3twE9F1qzq4mdo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jjrrNjx.jpg "tumblr nxev3twE9F1qzq4mdo1 1280[1]")
Hey faggots if I buy the game I can unlock everything without buying the fucking crates?
Have a nice day.
>>144107137
It's the type of clothing she'd like, most likely. She's a K-Pop star; they're burando as fuck over there.
>>144107219
Genji has more utility.
McCree is crap when his abilities are on cooldown.
>torbjorn every fucking game
So fucking tired of this shitty ass rock paper scissor baby's first game design bullshit that locks me out of the characters I enjoy because some character by virtue of existing makes them irrelevant
I'm so fucking tired of going junkrat because no one can fucking handle a torb
>>144107246
you're not supposed to teleport directly into the fray. You have to teleport from cover to cover instead of running around out in the open.
>>144107319
Yes
>>144107319
No, unless you are willing to play 18 hours a day
I'm gonna be level 40 in about two games and I still don't have 1000 coins
>>144107103
oh you le cheeky little git
>>144106842
Bastion doesn't need nerfs.
That's not the buff dva needs.
Junkrat already takes self damage from pills?
Deadeye doesn't headshot now... it charges up 170 damage per second. it already bodyshots as it takes over a second to lock on to 200hp classes.
Reaper doesn't need nerfs, lmfao.
Symmetra was broken with 50 shields.
Widow's ult ins't her problem, it's her machinegun sniper rifle and 200hp.
That is ABSOLUTELY NOT the buff Zenyatta needs... unless you want robot man shooting the equivalent of armor-piercing basketballs on the frontline.
You have decent ideas but they're offset by being salty and retarded.
>>144107319
Yes, just play for a long and long and long ass time.
Actually I'm not sure if you can get more crates after max level
>There are people in this thread calling for bastion nerfs
>>144106827
So can I do something like pic related?
>>144107319
Yes
>leave a game
>get backfilled into the same game
why
>>144107319
yes, you get a free crate every time you level up which just requires play time.
>>144106867
Nah.
I'm lvl 21 right now and I'm being consistently matched with lvl 40s+ since yesterday.
Occasionally theres another level 20-30 or two in the match
>>144107319
Yes besides the stuff you can only get from the origin editions
>>144107319
unless you farm XP for literal years, fuck no
don't know why you'd want to get everything though, just unlock a few nice things for the heroes you play and be done with it
>>144107241
masteroverwatch/profile/pc/eu/Killerbee-2839
mostly hog
>>144107428
Because you didn't wait at least three seconds before finding another game you incredible dipshit.
>>144107319
yes will take you about 500+ hours of play time though.
>>144107219
McCree is ahead above every offense character at the moment that in competitive he is even run 3 times by ONE team. Shit is a joke
I hate Windowmaker.
>>144107352
>a teamwork-based games requires you to use teamwork
>somehow mad about this
>>144107406
They're getting McCree nerfed, so they're going back to asking for Bastion nerfs.
>>144107319
technically yes but it'll take a lot of luck cause you can get duplicate drops
>>144107406
At least half of this thread are low skill Genji mains and D.Va waifushits and it shows
>>144099915
they should add them in bundles, one by one could lead to balance issues with counters.also I'd like to see one more support before they move symmetry to defense.
>>144107409
yes
this game is such a pile of fucking shit and i hate every last fucking person that plays it
its always my team that has the literal mouthbreathing fucksticks who cant tell a keyboard from a slinky
its always the enemy team that has 4 lv 40+ neckbeard wizards that play overwatch exclusively and do nothing else with their lives
no matter how good i am or what i do i cannot carry games because overwatch was designed to prevent hard carrying because everyone can just press q
and for shitting fuck's sake get rid of fan the fucking hammer already jesus christ who the fuck thought it needed to have the accuracy of a motherfucking pocket laser
i hate this game so fucking much and yet i keep playing it because the characters are mostly well designed and balanced, but EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH is a battle against your own team's stupidity. I have NEVER IN MY LIFE seen a community as fucking bipolar as overwatch's and I will never understand why the fuck they ALWAYS 100% WITHOUT FAIL put the fucking degenerates on my team against a 6 man stack of people who eat breathe and shit overwatch.
>>144106942
Except 90% of the widows are CoD babbies who probably think eliminations means last hits.
>>144107319
Eventually, in theory, yes.
But given the how probability works you could die before unlocking "everything".
Is the whole bastion is super weak bullshit a meme? Bastion on defense is still a fantastic pick unless he's being hard countered. Good lucking getting through a torb/bastion/mercy/rein combo on hanamura defense. Sure he's not nerf-worth but he's far from being a terrible pick.
>>144100586
Did you try using a Bastion shielded by Reinhardt with a Pharah in the sky with a Lucio+1 support and a flanking Tracer/Reaper or possibly a Mei spamming walls and blocks?
>>144104026
>no bnet posted
Making that wish hard to realise fampai
>>144106842
>D.Va: Can shoot while Defense Matrix is active.
Not only is that not D.Vas problem, but it also fucks with the animation's pretty bad.
>Junkrat: Takes self damage from explosives.
He already does that.
>Mei: Endothermic Blaster only slows targets instead of freezing.
The freezing is fine, it should just take longer to freeze
>Reaper: Reduced damage on Death Blossom.
The whole point of him is to kill shit. Why would the ult on the kill shit character not kill shit? Especially since he has to be close to do it.
>Widowmaker: Infra-sight removed. *New* High-Velocity Round makes your next shot pierce shields.
That's a pretty shitty ult. replacement.
>Zarya: Particle Barrier and Projected Barrier apply damage reducing, instead of damage negating, shields.
Defeats the purpose of playing Zarya
And those are just your outstandingly stupid ideas.
>>144107409
Exactly. Also, here's a video on some nice spots on my favorite map for wallriding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGrib-BcUs0
>playing Trashmouse
>mfw people focus entirely on chokepoints and never bother to protect any of the sidepaths
>game detects I have more wins than losses
>keeps putting me against premades that kick our ass in <2 mins
it was funny the first time, but the Nth time its not
>>144106842
>Bastion
Would genuinely make him worthless 1/10
>D.va
Flies in and destroys you and nothing you can do about it 1/10
>Hanzo
Why? 1/10
>Junkrat
This already happens 1/10
>McCree
What's the point if it kills in one shot anyways? Flash might work. 4/10
>Mei
Would actually make her useless 1/10
>Mercy
I dig it 8/10
>Reaper
It needs to have high damage 2/10
>76
Absolutely awful 1/10
>Symmetra
Too damn strong 2/10
>Widow
Nothing to address her bullshit basic kit 1/10
>Winston
Possibly but I don't see why 5/10
>Zarya
Could work if you increase the shield duration 6/10
>Zenyatta
300 HP on one of the strongest damage dealers in the game is fucking nuts. 200 would be okay 3/10
You suck
>>144107608
Bastion is picked sometimes in competitive and is great against double winston which is meta at the moment. Winston can't do shit do Bastion. But I noticed they always run Bastion with Reinhardt and Mercy
>>144107352
I'm with you. I thought this was going to be a FPS with aiming and reflexes and shit, but it's closer to an ASSFAGGOTS where your team comp and ultimate management are more important.
>>144107608
I've won hanamura defense with 3 Genji's and 3 Hanzo's.
That is not an accomplishment.
>mcnigger mains will mass suicide after blizzard floors the fucker with massive nerfs
What a time to be alive
>>144107608
It's not a meme so much as people trying to brag they know the secret skill of countering him. Which is hardly secret.
He's still a good choice on defense and difficult to suck at, so more welcome than 5 widows.
>>144104324
Widowmaker belongs in top tier.
>>144107654
>the same people complain when McCree flanks and takes everyone out
>>144107608
Anywhere outside of retard-tier MMR a Bastion will be trashed by anyone
>>144103268
>Genji
>r9k
NO
>>144107763
Prove it.
>>144107729
Yes I played weekly brawl as well
>>144107740
Pretty sure all they're gonna do is nerf his right click damage and that's it. Good McCrees will still wipe the floor with you.
I actually kinda prefer playing Soldier 76 to McRee.
I've spent a lot of time playing McCree and flash fan roll fan is a deadly combo but I just never feel as useful as when I'm 76?
![background-summary-poster-1024x558[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jI5pNXU.jpg "background-summary-poster-1024x558[1]")
>>144107506
>>144107485
>>144107457
>>144107405
>>144107370
Holy kek, I am gonna pay 50 fucking bucks for the game, I want everything jesus christ.
Blizzard what the fuck is your problem.
>>144107654
>playing refuserodent
>enemy genji likes to fuck around behind us
>put trap/mine in a flank doorway
>rightclick every time i'm pic related
>slurp up salty genji tears
>genji's face when
>>144107740
>"Tracer keeps running over our supports!"
>>144107867
If you want everything, then play the game and work for it.
>>144103247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Dd_qJHUP8
>>144107740
Don't get too confident, Blizzard is notoriously bad when it comes to being in touch with their fans/game balance
They're pretty much the WWE of game development
social justice warriors have just shot up a school, they were literally trying to kill cis white males
l m a o
>>144107527
Yep, which is why they think McCree's problem is Flashbang (ie. their hard-counter) and not his hammerfans.
>>144107838
>Winning defense on hanamura
>Hard
>>144099915
I seriously hope it's at least 2 at a time, 1 would just result in everyone playing that character
>>144107810
mmm roadhogs are so rare but i love seeing them in my games
always gonna spam emotes and hellos at them
>>144107867
you get all the heroes now and future the rest is just cosmetic shit only an actual autist needs garbage skins for champs he never plays
>>144107763
>mmr
>>144107602
nah because you get currency for dupes
>>144107498
>picking rock when ennemy pick scisor
>teamwork
are you a mongoloid
tell me now so I can go easy on you
>>144107867
Games should cost more than 50 bucks to meet their profit demands but the consumer won't pay it so they use the classic strat of getting more money from hardcore players
>>144106727
>BRING
>>144107954
source?
>>144108026
The return rate is extremely low for dupes though. And if you were to buy the most expensive ones first it'd take longer.
>>144107863
Cause you have bad aim and can only trace. That being said Soldier is just an all around balanced character that is never good but never bad either.
>now travelling to temple of anubis
>prepare to attack
>3 people instalock widowmaker, hanzo and symmetra
>are you sure you want to leave? you are close to receiving a penalty
J U S T
U
S
T
>>144108027
>he believes in hard counters
Tips for playing Reinhardt? I always feel like I'm an easy target if my team lacks a healer.
>zero internet issues
>overwatch lags to the point of being unplayable
Is anyone else on EU experiencing this shit?
>>144101086
damn I've been asking for this since she was released,as long as that's a pandaren and not a furry
>>144107608
Bastion is fine when used properly
Literally nothing has changed since the "BASTION IS OP SALT POWERED ROBOT PLS NERF" days except people have worked out his situational counters
Whether or not they have them picked is a different matter
>>144108141
Do you actually get a leaving penalty for dipping before the game starts? I've left games during the character selection before and never got a warning.
>>144108141
If I get a shitty team comp like that, I just start playing the match like TDM
>>144108154
Oh boy it's another delusional "skill wins everything" CS:GO shitter
>>144103717
only way i'll ever play that nigger dj is if i get the golden frog skin for him.
>>144107950
>In response to the McCree situation, we will be releasing Goldberg.
why am i already getting so mad at this game
>>144108226
this
i dont get the issue
>>144108223
it counts towards the ratio I believe
Do you guys have fun when playing this game solo? I seriously can't stand solo queue here, it's full of people who don't understand the concept of switching heroes when needed. I only play with my stack now
>>144108184
if you have no support it won't go well. however don't be afraid to give someone a god hammer dicking if they get all up in your grill. it's 75 damage a swing, most people aren't prepared for that.
>>144108272
Do you play in pubs with strangers as opposed to friends? Probably why.
>>144108268
>glass breaks
>>144108272
Because you're a prick and don't work with your team.
>>144106842
>nerfing bastion
I wouldn't mind him being reworked shince he's a gimmick hero who basically relies on the enemy being retarded, but he doesn't need a nerf.
>DVa
But you aren't always aimed at the person who's shooting, sometimes you're intercepting shots going at someone else. That's not what she needs.
>Hanzo
The only problem he has is the instakill reflect multihit, if anything.
>Junkrat
dear god no
>McCree
The flashbang and ult are what make him braindead, but the fan is what makes him overpowered.
>Mei
Dear god no
The only problem with Mei is that her invincibility freeze is a time waster, which gives her more time to regenerate icewall and use it as yet another timewaster instead of a team skill. On top of that, in spite of the delay on her icicle, people still use it at long range. Either making the icicle lose damage with range or preventing abilities from reloading while in cryo would be enough, and even then, she's nowhere near as annoying as top tier heros.
>Mercy
Why? Lucio's better.
>Reaper
Literally the worst offense class, there are points he doesn't have the mobility to even flush in the first place.
>76
I don't think he needs that as a nerf, but I guess that might be more interesting unless said infinite ammo also applies to rockets.
>Widow
Her real problem is that she can just go for bodyshots, but what makes her hard to nerf is that if you did lower her bodyshot damage, offense classes would be significantly harder to kill with her. Precision weapon bodyshots should just do less damage to large targets.
>Zen
He would have more HP than nearly any offense class save for reaper, and more DPS and range, plus the ability to add heal orbs to people. That would be broken.
>People getting mad when their team has a shit comp
It's just a bunch of quick play matches, winning or losing doesn't really matter for anything, you are bound to win eventually.
>>144099915
1 at a time, league has gone on as long as it has because it's always changing, be it patches or a new champion added. the faster they add more content, the faster people realize they can wait until just maybe blizzard will add something they like, and atleast the new champion will add diversity to the gameplay and allow for a different feeling to a match. it's not longer a static game if you're adding something new every month or so.
>>144108226
>>144108331
going full DM is only fun if you can actually get kills
on anubis it's kinda hard when you can't even get near the enemy without getting shut the fuck down
>>144108337
At peak times when the kids are on it's shit, but when they go to bed solo queue is usually all right
>>144108184
you are the biggest and most priority of targets if you don't have a healer, the feeling is right. shield your team, push up into the enemy team. when close enough hammer the enemy team down and initiate battle for your team. if the enemy team also has a reinhardt pray to jesus your team knows how to shoot his shield down. DO NOT fire strike into the enemy if people are behind your shield, that's how you lose supports to widow and get hammered down yourself.
>>144108361
>play with friends
>get matched against full premade tryhards with voice
>>144107740
>he thinks McCree nerf will help
They're maybe kinda looking in to the wrong thing anyway
Shhh
>>144108184
Ask me anything! I never lost with him.
>>144108420
>winning or losing doesn't really matter
McCree main detected.
Shitter get out.
>>144108154
>omnidirectional autoaim long range instant DPS
>not hard counter to medium range squishies
how do you even breathe lmao
>>144104759
Yup that's her old VA
>>144108361
yes
>>144108373
i am prick but i try my best to play with the team
>>144108226
Why has every single JoJo/OW crossover picture been amazing
>>144107409
oh sure, if the surface allows it, i meant simply like this though. if my picture makes any sense. instead of hitting the lip and falling you can wallride up, but its tricky.
Need new bread, starving.
>attacking on temple of Anubis
>we all go bastion with one zenyatta
>oh god why not on attac-
>actually works and we stomp them
OMNICS WIN AGAIN
>>144108201
yeah, EU servers have been bad all day.
>>144108513
>Don't care about my quick play win rate
>This makes me a McCree main
I don't understand how those two are connected
>>144108201
>>144108595
played 4 or 5 games today, no problems
>>144108093
any news site
>>144108507
>4 games
>>144107715
I didn't know what to think when someone said it was FPS DoTA until I played this about 20 hours.
I still don't quite agree but I think some eSports team will take a washed up old DoTA coach and he'll end up making a ultimate dominant team.
This game is like dynamic drafting heroes, the games best evolution is probably that its a real time strategy MOBA with no creeps. I want to see Puppey in Overwatch now lol.
>>144108523
>he thinks Overwatch is Rock Paper Scissors
oh man you kids are too much
>>144108541
make it yourself
>>144104026
Sorry~Delight#1519
>>144107867
>I want it ALLLLL
You're getting it all. Cosmetics are not content
>>144107219
Mcree is unarguably better for the average player, as his abilities catch and kill people with ease. Genji is shit in the wrong hands and godlike in the right hands with a ton of flexibility.
>>144108526
Sure am glad I started playing on release so I don't have to hear that old sauerkraut.
>>144107867
Neck yourself you entitled cunt.
>>144107968
I think they are rare because he is a bit hard to understand. Once I was told about using the hook as the way to get kills then I did soooo much better.
Otherwise its just dick around with a shotgun drinkin moonshine: the game.
>wanna stop using junkrat because he's kinda braindead
>game always sets up that team needs a defense character
>pick junkrat
guess im destined to be a shitter
>>144108756
>Cosmetics are not content
What are you, mentally challenged?
>>144101232
i got the ugly blue version of the architect symm legendary today, I will literally never play symmetra
>>144108623
He's looking for the chance to meme, anon and if there's not one he'll meme anyway
Just ignore him, mommy didn't make his lunch right
>>144108828
But he`s fun, if you`re having fun it`s ok.
>>144107127
Curious george looking ass mofucker.
>>144108848
It has no affect on gameplay well except the wolf hanzo skin but that's pay2lose
>>144108452
I don't drop my shield unless it's close to shattering or if I'm about to hammer down. It's also useless to keep it up if there's a Zarya or Winston since their primary fire just pierces through your shield.
>>144108848
>I WANT MUH BELLS AND WHISTLES IN MY FIRST PERSON SHOOTAH OR I WON'T BUYS THE GAAAAAAAAME
Anon, are you mentally challenged
how does blizz react to activated russian keys through VPN ? DO you have to set your account to russia or some shit?
>>144108714
eu?
>>144108848
Not at all. They're literal skins that you won't see in game. They have literally nothing to do with any facet of the game except you playing dress up. You thinking they are is what's dumb as fuck
>>144108848
They aren't though lol. No amount of skins will add any extra replay value
t. someone whos bought $100 worth of crates
>>144108781
I think they changed her VA like 3 months ago because they wanted a more authentic accent
>>144107127
>Everyone is gaga over the Riverboat skins
>Meanwhile I seem to be the only one who wants the skin inspired by The Shadow
>>144108950
>cosmetics are not content
Blizzcucks will defend this.
>join game
>20 seconds remaining
>on attack
>only got the first checkpoint on anubis
thanks for giving me a free loss again blizz
>>144104003
i kekd
>>144108184
Firestrike goes through everything but terrain.
Firestrike and your charge build ult % rediculously fast.
You have a hammer, everyone has the same movement speed unbuffed, it has an xbox hueg hitbox and pretty much hits everything on screen for 75 damage.
You can move left or right when charging.
Charge grabs will kill tanks at 50%, most everyone else outright.
Physical shields like reinhardts, zaryas and winstons completely negate your ult.
Just remember the golden rule for PuG tanks no matter the game and you'll be fine:
"Everyone is retarded and will run into the fire, prevent the fire from burning your team."
>>144109049
Good thing Overwatch is a fast paced shooter and not a hat simulator then?
>>144108535
That's becasue JoJo is amazing itself. All the crossover pics with it are awesome. Also post full pic, i know there's one more panel with Genji.
>>144106831
who gives a shit about ranked play?
it's just some tacked-on bullshit that makes stupid people and naiive teenagers think playing a video game 'matters'.
i mean holy fuck, son. seriously. you wanna rank up? shoot for the dean's list at university.
>>144109081
Im in the same boat as you. but i have the skin.
>>144109107
I think you should stop posting. You have an extreme case of being btfo and salty
> It's a 'the whole enemy team focuses me down and my team doesn't back me up' episode
Playing Trashmouse. It was worth it.
>>144106710
My issue is that I have to do it at all. Just fucking remember my settings goddamn
>>144104759
>>144108526
>>144108781
>>144109065
Shame, that old haggy voice with that smokin' hot body was giving me erections i thought were impossible.
>>144109272
>video games are for nerds
l;ol/
There's certain heroes I just can't seem to consistently get gold medals on despite carrying the team on my back because of their roles as harassers. I've saved a bunch of games as Tracer and Mei but I'm not getting as much xp from medals because both heroes involve a lot of running around and hiding to be really effective, which sucks. Meanwhile I get gold in everything on assassins and walls that can slug it out in direct combat.
>>144109328
You are right about the salty one, I cant undestand how u guys say that the skins are not content because they dont have impact in the game.
For what I payed 40 bucks then? For dont have what the game offers and unlock the characters?
>>144102878
200 for a duplicate legendary is fucking ridiculous, should be 500.
>chase a guy around on the sideline
>kill him
>turn around to cut to the center of the action
>entire ennemy team sitting on it, entire team running back from spawn
why does this keep happening
why can an entire team disappear
why doesn't this game have any information feed to know how wrecked your team is getting
>>144107464
Why not Winston you filthy wukong main
>>144104702
I hope they add more meka pilots, so this concept can actually get used
>>144110012
activate kill feed display on gameplay options
>>144106586
>rocketpush him off his heal spot
that was easy
Downloading the game now, pretty excited, Bastion looks pretty cool but apparently hes shit which makes me sad
Soldier looks nice too though
>>144110012
How about you pay attention. You made the choice to chase after them. Group communication is always an option but nobody does in solo queue.
>>144110251
>Shinji get in the fucking robot
>>144104256
why do artists always draw genji as shorter than hanzo? Genji is actually taller, you can see in dragons ffs. is it just because Genji is younger?
How come no one told me Dragons was actually good? After the awful shitshow that was Alive, I had sworn off watching these things.
>>144110624
ur a shitshow
How do you deal with Reaper and Pharah if you aren't a sniper?
>>144110429
he already did
>>144106027
I was kinda surprised to see he didn't draw her with a penis.
Then I looked at his website, Thank you based Shadman.
>play with friend
>get 4 man stack with 90
>think ok
>his retarded friends picks genji
>literall just throws shuriken and does nothing
>call him out to switch
>LE NO
ENOUGH
>>144112209
Why are you so mad? not like you're in a competitive match
>>144111582
>In the future hormone replacement therapy and surgery is so good that he might as well just be a natural girl
>>144108141
symmetra is only good on attack
>>144113189
Explain. I'm serious explain. I want to use that autistic Indian cock-tease but I have no idea what I'm doing. How is she good on attack?
>>144113934
Love that color.
I still hope to unlock the Vishkar skin, but this one's nice.
>>144109842
you sound like a complete idiot so I'm not surprised you don't understand
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