Friendly Fire edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe (embed)
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed)
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h (embed)
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY (embed)
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
x for murder hobos
nth forthicc
Xth for no picture (be friendly with the image limit!)
>>144062702
Dat pussy smel
>>144062702
I want to raspberry her belly.
sans
>>144057832
>>144062715
>>144062809
that is high fucking quality
>>144062781
Kek at least you left the door open
>>144062702
I would a lizard so hard
>>144062809
Bretty good.
>>144062809
Oh my goodness. That was far beyond what I thought it would be. This is great! Thank you!
king
>>144062702
>>144062865
Okay I think this belly is just right
Catty passes too
Sorry that i have been gone for a while.
I have been waiting for the parts of my------- --------
So, have this gote for now.
Do not give it any FEMALE Souls or else it will turn into a female
>>144062993
FLUFFY
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F
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>>144062893
>oh boy it's another small child
>wow, he doesn't even have any arms
>i bet i could fry him up into something delicious, probably taste even better than that one kid with the frying pan who was probably a junior chef or something
>>144062702
>>144063060
Oh hey I haven't seen you in a while
>>144063104
>i wonder if toriel ever found those kids bodies
>nah, she only knows about the human ones, it's fine
>>144063037
Dem
Boots
>>144062809
Thanks for taking the time to put that together. It looks great! I gotta go to bed though, good night!
>>144062993
My favorite Alphys is like....I guess 200lbs area. Gut is prominent, thighs are thick, tits are nice, etc.
Anything over that becomes blob territory.
>>144063181
So you doing good man? Life treating you okay?
>>144063279
>it feels nice to hug something
>i mean i know i'm not hugging anything right now, but it sure feels like i am
>>144063357
and this one?
>>144063236
Fine with me either way.
I just want lizard pudge.
>>144063236
>tfw gf is 5'7" 195 lbs
its kinda lit
>>144063415I just want to be lizard pudge.
>>144063415
we got that
>>144063497You're already acting cute like the lizard
>>144063497
YEAH NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!
>>144063498
I'm glad there's enough lizard to go around.
Alright, I'm off /utg/
Hope you all have a good one
Goodnight
hello good morning, you beautiful people.
>>144063614
Night Doogle, hope you have a good night
>>144063646
morning
>>144063646
shh, its 11 p.m. im trying to sleep
>>144063472
Mine too, she's in the other room watching anime right now.Still haven't worked up the nerve to tell her sometimes I imagine she's alphys when we're banging.
Goooooooooooooodddddddddddd (I just woke up so even if it, I'm up) night, /utg/!
I hope you all had an absolutely amazing day and that you've all had a wonderful week so far, doing your best to ensure that it goes well.
I love you all dearly and I hope you sleep well when you do
>>144063568
sometimes, ya just gotta lizard
>>144063809what is this feeling?Ah yes, a wellspring of infinite jealousy
>>144063614
Good night Bugle.
>>144063706
but anon, it is 9AM.
>>144063809
its weird, i kinda dislike alphys but my gf hates anime and whatnot so i guess its just slightly similar body types
Do it /utg/
>>144063890
Don't be. Go find one for yourself.
>>144063976
I noticed they act the same before the body type sunk in. Well, ya know, minus the basement full of mad science awfulness.
>Was supposed to go to bed
>Can't stop playing overwatch
>>144063968
i dont like liars anon
>>144064062
i couldnt stand being around someone who likes anime and nerds out as much as alphys tbqh i do that enough with vidya. glad youre enjoying your relationship though
>>144064074main?
i want to put chara in a shark tank and see what happens
>>144064261
i want to watch that
>tfw in the end you decided to reset after finally beating Sans
Fuck you Chara, all I really wanted in the end was to fight the best character.
>>144064206
Hope you're enjoying yours equally as much. Her nerding out about anime and stuff like that means I can be equally geeky about shit I like. So we strike a decent balance.
>>144064036
Stop posting these.
>>144063181
>>144063060
>monsters having bodies after they die
play the fucking game you secondary
>>144064261
Those sharks wouldbe turned into chum in seconds
>>144064062>go find one for yourselfI'm a broke, homely degenerate, anon
here's some bonus spiderthighs n fishbelly
>>144064036
Done.
>>144064432
I want all of that
>>144064432Short, overweight women are not exactly picky. You'd be surprised what you could land so long as you're a little more confident then they are and aren't a whiteknight bitch.
>>144064409
I'm curious what everyone thinks
>>144064434
someone already beat you to this joke
>>144064402
thats what i need, a girl i can talk about video games with. im kinda thinking about breaking up with mine desu all we do is small talk and have sex, its boring but thats for my blog
>>144064617
WELL ITS GETTING ANNOYING
STOP IT
>>144064338
>Not letting best character win
>>144064717
Fill it out then
>>144064719
Oh my god those thighs
>>144064617
I sincerely doubt you're curious what everyone thinks. You're just looking to stir shit up. I didn't make this one, I just saved it the last time it was posted. The one beforehand was also just looking to stir shit up.
>>144064743
They've been filled out plenty of times. Go look through the archives if you actually care that much. People here don't want to do them.
>>144064719
did you draw this?
>>144064719
I wanna stuff chara
and then I want chara to stuff me
>>144064719
shit, i havent seen any new Mejic in a while
>>144064863
Anon Stop
>>144064863
I wanna be cute like them
>>144064802
No need to get mad, we're all friends here anon. I'm honestly just curious what everyone thinks about the other folks in this general. I figure best case someone will see that they're being annoying and change for the better.
>>144064921
Wait Mejic that's actually you?I love you so much
>>144064921
dang its pretty good man, we need more canon chubby chara
>>144064719
Is that ketchup on snail pie? Because it looks like ketchup on snail pie. Why would you do this?
It's cute though. I don't much care for Chara, but cute picture all the same.
>>144064862
Chara is not for stuffing, unless it is chocolate inserted into the mouth in a nonsexual manner.
Kiss this goat and it will turn into a male.
I promise.
>>144065043
>>144062809You make Undertale all worth while
>>144065170
you are a filthy degenerateand also a hero
o7
>>144065092
What if I smooch it?
>>144064983
>I figure best case scenario someone will see they're being annoying and change for the better.
So you think that people posting their favorite characters will cause everyone to look at each other's charts, and change their favorites based on other people's charts?
That sounds ridiculous. I'm going to hope you didn't mean that.
>>144065170
oh youre the guy that does one of the frisks i actually like! cool to see you here
>you will never ever get cornered and stabbed by best child
feels bad man
>>144065170
ANON STOP
>>144065262
No of course not but if someone rates a characterfag as shit tier then there's a good chance that they are upset about something someone us doing but might be too afraid to say anything in fear of backlash.
>>144065170
Jeez, Frisk really should have gotten out of the Underground while they could have.
>>144065318
I don't want to die
>>144064629
Once the physical stuff wears off you really do need someone who engages you. Even if they're only feigning interest for your sake, its leagues better than some woman who's gonnna sit there with a pouty bitch face anytime you try to do something fun together. You have to give a little too but in both directions you might end up actually liking the others weird hobbies.
>>144065318
I'm sure there are plenty of poverty stricken small towns in various countries where you could find a small child to stab you in a back alley. Just offer them Chara's clothes and a wig first. Don't give up on your dreams!
>>144065376
I really should've not done genocide as my first playthrough.
>>144065480
THAT IS IT ANON
NO MORERICHOCHET 2
YOU MADE ME DO THIS
>>144065318
>not engaging in heated combat with the deadliest warrior in the underground
i'll never understand
>>144065480
Looks like the magic wore off in this one. Or is this a prequel to the above?
>>144065601
>prequel
>newcanvas77
>nevcanvas50
Your guess is as good as mine
>>144065468
But Chara's eyes are what matter the most, and the child would probably be damaged forever by murdering a man while Chara would be happy.
>>144065723
I rarely read filenames anymore. They're usually just people trying to make stupid jokes for the longest time. Seems it worked against me in this case.
Well i'm off for the night, you guys stay comfy
xth for flowey
>>144066056
Your Late
>>144065571
>Discworld 2
Ha.
i want to force charas head in a clear pond and stare at her face as i hold her throat and she slowly chokes to death as bubbles come up from her mouth, Then i want to let her breath, Then do it again for hours until she cant take it anymore, Then i'll force her down into the pond and chain her to heavy bricks and watch as shes just an inch from the surface but is too weak to manage, And she dies slowly and horribly while so very close to air, While staring into my eyes
Thoughts?
>>144066301
super mario tennis?
>>144066301
what the fuck does sucking my teeth mean?
>>144066301
shin megami tensei?
Is Frisk the biggest slut in the underground?
She flirts with skeletons, ghosts, blobs of gelatin, and her adoptive mother.
And then there's the matter of her excessive dog petting...
>>144066370I'd play Undertale tennis.
Buzz
>>144066095
i know
i'm going to bed now though
>>144066560
>she
>>144066198
thats kinda mean
>>144066393
I support this.
>>144066393
Trump will make Undertale real
>>144066573
i'd let them pollinate me if you know what i mean
>>144066694
If only this were true, I'd vote for him 10 times.
>>144066625
Well, Frisk could be perceived as either, so, technically they are right.
>>144066573
i'll take things that get me goin for 500, alex
>>144066409
>>144066370
>>144066497
Yes
Shin Megami Tensei,you know, one of the games that inspired the game you guys love.
>>144066896
I don't play japshit games.
Good morning, /utg/!
Repostan new update for anyone who might have missed it last night.
[Flowey, Do You Remember Love]
Frisk is in love with Flowey. He is absolutely sure of that. Armed with this knowledge, he tries his best at learning to be less of a gigantic jerk.
http://pastebin.com/GcsZZpy4 [Ch. 1: Why Would I]
http://pastebin.com/J6YhFc5J [Ch. 2: Absolutely Not]
http://pastebin.com/Quqct7NL [Ch. 3: Not Without Help]
Ao3 link for convenience: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6969736/chapters/15888049
Other stories/updates to follow later this week!
Take care, everyone!
Ugh, trying to fix broken Gmod addons is haaaaard
Like, why don't Metro Police reload their weapons?
>>144066694
Because the Mexicans will be forced to dig a huge tunnel and they'll get lost?
>>144066732
that you're a flower?
if so, can i kiss you?
>>144067378
good night anon
Who was the small flame guys name again?
>>144066301
>>144066896
Bait, and poor bait at that. Feel bad that you fell for it. I feel a little bad even replying to you posting it.
>>144067675
dank memesman
>>144067675
sans
>>144067675
Thích Quảng Đức
>>144066301
Well...hes not wrong
>>144066896
but anon, SMT is my favorite series
>>144063859
Hey /sp/ider! It's been a while. Hope you're doing alright.
>>144067180
>>144066573
>those thighs
I keep forgetting that Frisk is supposed to be like 8 in the game.
>>144068585
He's a 40 year old Chinese man, anon.
>>144066573
This reminds me of that one Toriel scat poster.
>>144068434
THICKER
>>144068681
Which one?
>>144068924
The one that commisioned a lot of scat, posted it in the demo threads, and posted his imgur full of scat commisions when he came here.
He posted a lot of gifs of Toriel in a bee suit.
>>144069014
Were they any good?
>tfw just shaved tum pits and face
Which Undertale would be proud of me
>>144069161
There's a lot of old joke images from the demo threads about Toriel and Isabelle eating chocolate ice cream.
I don't really remember, though.
>>144069170
>Tum pits
So... What the fuck is Sans anyway?
Dude shows up everywhere, he's always there at the end of the game to judge you, he can even cheat the games system in his fight.
Nigga just has way too much shit going on to just be some random goofy skeleton.
>>144069284
*Tum, pits, and face
>>144069287
He's just a guy who has a better understanding of the world than most people.
>>144069287
HesNess
Am I a good boy, /utg/?
>>144069287
He's a random goofy skeleton that knows a bit more about his reality than the average NPC.
>>144069473
DELETE THIS
Alphys vore when?
>>144069493
Do you keep your hands above the covers?
>>144069287
Genre Savvy.
>>144069560
Its canon bro
>>144069569
there was a little story last thread my friend
>>144069672
I love Sans "black soul attack"
>>144069672
So if he's both Sans and Ness would that make him SNES?
>>144069672
i hate this cuz i mained ness and love sans. why do people ruin my favorite things?
>>144068434
That's a really big nose. Kind of funny shaped too.
>>144069871
Why would you be mad that your favorite Undertale is also your main in smash? That just means both of them have deeper and more complex backstories!
>>144068434
Hehehe his face looks like a butt
>>144069679
Not enough! Needs some more.
>>144069959
i dont care about ness's backstory tbqh ive never played earthbound or whatever i just like his bat and sans already has a dumb enough backstory as it is
Guy's can we focus that this gote now has your soul?
>>144070208
Pfft I sold my soul to Games Workshop way before Undertale came out. Gotta have dem muhreens.
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>144070208
most people here already sold their souls.
>>144070208
>giving my soul to second worst goat
no
>>144070208
lol no he doesn't.
>>144070208
Nah my soul is not with him.
>>144070334
thinkin about giving mine to petite desu
>>144070327
I WANT TO KEK THE GOAT
>>144070208
And this is bad how exactly?
>>144070327
K...KEEP ME POSTED
>>144070517
hairy legs ruined it tbqh.
>>144070719
Yeah the gote should learn to shave.
>>144070554
Brian Lee Henderson follows Uncle Goatfucker?
*gurgle*
small goat + dad goat + Frisk
>>144070972
just swallow it anon dont be gross
>>144070972
you need a cup?
>>144070972
Nurgle nobody invited you, go away.
>>144070972
Down it with some Doritos and Dew.
>>144071023
no
>>144071027
yeah, thanks
>>144071047
What? I'm just brushing my teeth.
Remember to be nice to you Chara.
>>144070972
Yes, that's what it sounds like inside Alphys' belly.
>>144071129
>Nurgle
>Brushing teeth
Your foul tricks won't work on me Daemon. Back to the warp with you.
>>144071194
The colour reminds me of...
>>144071194
where can i get one?
>>144071245
Weaver is still going healthy and strong, don't worry.It's just all Zootopia at the moment.
>>144071194
Remember to reset right after Sans or delete game files so Chara never wins
>>144070208
He can have it.
Everything really does feel better if he takes and consumes it.
>>144071194
>that artist
no
>>144071298
No, I meant it reminded me ofTravis.
>>144071279
Keep doing the genocide route and find out!
>>144070719
>>144071335
Travis was a suicidal faggot that was gonna kill himself anyway, what did he expect a dragon twice his size to do?
>>144071352
kek
>>144071336
i already did that, still no yandere loli chara gf
>>144071352
>>144071385
Tohave better taste.
>>144070773
Kek>>144071352
>>144071352
You nigger
>>144071432
Have you considered the possibility that you simple haven't killed enough people?
What's the saddest comic you can offer me
>>144071352
>>144071498
i dont wanna kill anymore, its mean
>>144071352
That Chara looks like a whore with all that makeup. Goat definitely looks better shaved, and I'm not even into Asriel.
>>144071541
Top of my head?
>>144071575
Be good, okay?Or git dunked on
>>144070327
He's waiting Anon.
>>144071575
Well there's your problem.
>>144071448
OH DESIRE
>>144071710
>>144071541
A bit edgy
>>144071661
i got dunked on only like twenty times, undyne kicked my nuts inward though
>>144071686
do i have to?
>>144071541
Here's a low blow
>>144071751
SACRIFICE SHEEP TO GOD
>>144071669
Sure
>>144071787
If you want to make best child happy, yes.
>>144071787
>Had more trouble with Undyne than Sans
That's weird, you're weird
>>144071221
But what does it feel like?
>>144071541
>>144071845
same for me desu
>>144071835
>best child
whoa now slow your roll, frisk won best child a while ago
>>144071845
you sound like my dad
>>144071959
How can someone this cute not be the best?
>>144072048
have you not seen the bee picture? ITS HIP MY MAN, HIP!
>Imagine Alphys screwing up and signing you up for the wrong Undernet account.
>You realize she gave you her alternate account where she posts all her weird fetishy thoughts.
>She talks about the cute human that just left her lab.
>How tasty they looked and how badly she wanted to eat them.
>How much she wishes she could watch them get eaten by other monsters, too.
>>144072048
Denied.
>>144071554
>>144072048
>Selling your soul to the devil because she's "cute"
Asriel is cuter
>>144072185
>>144072293
but he's a gote
>>144072185
It would be the time for human to go have a long, careful talk to Alphysabout how she would like to eat them and what would it be like.
Anyone got the list of which monsters would take which drugs?
I'm figuring out some food here. Anon, what would you like to eat the most?
>>144072451
I'm craving some general tso atm actually
>>144072451
A good burger.
Discuss
>>144072451
Chicken and vegetables
>>144072451
a blt
>>144072515
I'm curious what spooderbro did to deserve this level of hate.
>tfw want to learn how to draw but there's so much stuff out there I don't know where to start or what to focus on
Time to procrastinate some more, I guess.
>>144072451
Spaghetti
>>144072515
i really really really like this chart
>>144072601
http://drawabox.com
Also, read this series of articles very carefully: http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html
t.Asvore, finally learning how to draw
>>144072712
>finally learning how to draw
practice?
>>144072367
If anything's going to boost Alphys's self esteem, having the human eagerly and enthusiastically asking to be her food and getting to feed such an adorable and amazing lizard would probably do it.
Not to mention turn her on like crazy.
>>144072451
Cute anons.
>>144072618
Pt 2
Also /utg/ post your favourite are music.
Mine's CORE.
>>144072712
*bookmarks that second link for later use*
>>144072601
I feel like buying a cheap tablet, because I think I could do a little better on a tablet than with my mouse.
I never go through with it since I know I'd procrastinate like shit anyways. Plenty of artists out there that make nice stuff with just their mouse.
/v/ crosspost because I want answers.
If Flowey was getting pissed off because he didn't have a soul inside of himself and couldn't feel anything right after he was brought back to life, why didn't he literally JUST go to his father, who had an actual stock and surplus of human souls just SITTING there, explain the situation and that he was his son, Asriel, and just ask for one of the human souls so that he could feel again and not be a botanical maniac?
Would it have been that hard? We know that Flowey didn't go batshit insane immediately after he was brought back to life; he had to go through life for quite some time before he became jaded and uncaring (caring being =/= feeling).
If all it takes to have emotions is a single soul, THE ONLY THING HE NEEDED TO DO WAS ASK THE GUY WITH SIX OF THEM JUST FLOATING IN HIS JARS -- HIS OWN FUCKING FATHER.
