Another shotagoat edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Asriel.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Goat husbando
So much about that thread edition
xth for flowey
>>144002601
https://www.youtube.com/embed/BVblqaG5NkIWarning. it has flashing lights.
What a wonderful edition.
this edition sucks lets use the other one
>>144002801
At this point no Asgore just makes me sad not mad
my dick fell off
>>144002862
Epilepsy is for faggots
someone fucking kill me i can't take this ear infection anymore
>>144002984
Don't shitpost for my sake anon.
I should have started making it before 750.
>>144002984
Both of them suck, senpai
>>144002306
But at what cost? What did you have to witness before you found them?
Thanks again for sharing them. I still refuse to go anywhere other than /utg/, so without you I probably would never have seen them.
>>144002624
I am not cute. The spider is.
>>144002984
It's true that Asriel is shit but you are a failure
>>144002862
Super cute! If only it had more than that one move for them.
>>144003030
We told you to go see a doctor, fag.
>>144003134
>What did you have to witness before you found them?
Not much actually, only lewd thing was some undyne with boobs telling an off screen Muffet to eat her ass out
>>144002984
>shit lizard
>better than anything
This is why we need Barbosa.
reminder that frisk canonically fucked the spider and shortly after true pacifist is the father to hundreds of half human/spider babies
>>144003160
Would be nice wouldn't it?
That one guy is still so pissed about Alphyne that he shitposts here months later.
How sad is that?
>>144003268
This is the only canon true pacifist ending
>>144002801
I crawl my up between Alphy legs
bully meutg!
What are we talking about?
SKELETONS!
Just kidding, it's goatdad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LutzcA303J4
>>144003371
>asriel alive
>toriel that close to asgore
lmao
>>144003047
How about get some medication? Does it itch? Does it hurt? Is there pressure?
>>144003257
That's kind of hot.
>>144003513
>missing the joke this hard
must suck being retarded
>>144003565
Keep going with this man!
>>144003457you're cute
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOATkalash is pure
>>144003547
it hurts and it won't pop for anything
sometimes the pressure lessens for a bit on its own, but it still won't pop. currently waiting on some ear drops
>>144003352
>they dont like my autistic tumblr ship
>abloo bloo they must be butthurt
It writes itself.
>>144003738
At least we fill textposts that way.
>>144003457
I would climb into her mouth and digest in her belly and make her fatter haha!
>>144003495
Technically there's skeletonsin his closet
>>144003802
>tumblr
>they literally almost kiss in the game if it weren't for Tori interrupting
>>144003682
ehhhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjk-aInVEAAmSc8.png:large
>>144003802
>>144003827
Oh, there is at least two!
NiceSad
gotes are p cute
>>144003825
Are we fat or anorectic?
You think we ever get any new regulars?
Or just old ones and the new ones get disgusted with this place?
>>144003134
>I am not cute. The spider is/Utg/ anons are cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>144003802
It's the only 100% canon ship
>>144003993
Admit it, Toby is a cuck and made the fish and lizard canonically gay for each other.
>>144004121
we've been bleeding regulars for a while
>>144004153
dont lie to these people
>>144003504
It could have been perfect but then they put the one shotagoat picture in the middle as if to spite everyone. Kek anyway.
>>144004215
Especially if there are better ships!
Right on, /b/rother!
Threadly reminder that it is NOT okay to empathize or like Chara or Asgore and if you do you need to seek professional help!
>>144004121
I came in a month ago am I still new?
>>144004121
nobody else will join because we're fucking weirdos and the regulars left are slowly leaving for whatever new weeaboo fest comes up
>>144004121
been here since January and people have come and gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0rAcWQuloA
>>144004389
Oh hey a new image for once.
>>144003975
>posts his autistic ship
>defends it tooth and nail
>calls other people sad
ayo hol up
>>144004389
>not okay to empathize with a king that made dumb mistakes for the sake of his people
>>144003779
Yeah can't help you then man. You just gotta hang in there!
>>144003957
Yeah it was better in my head.
>>144004389
Get out of here, Toriel
>>144004573
>you will never be this mad
>>144004603
yes that is what I said
>>144004598
What is this "hol up we wuz" meme a reference to? It's really baffling. Fisgfd?
>>144004369
What does your shitty ship have to do with another shitty ship you mentally challenged chimpanzee?
>>144003565
>>144003802
>>144003827
>>144004215
>>144004598
i dont understand this meme
is the joke that undyne/alphys is the only canon ship so therefore we just shit on it ironically?
The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>144003257
nope.avi
>>144004153
I keep telling you. I am not cute.I am hot and handsome.
>>144004501
aye this is actually pretty clean
>>144004780
Not that I've seen.
Usually it's "LESBIANS. FUCIBG LIBERALS" or something about someone wanting to fuck Undyne and getting canonly cucked by Alphys.
>>144004705
ToriSans is my jam!
>>144004783
Are you like autistic or something?
I was just posting something I thought was cute.
I wasn't even getting involved with your shitty argument and you tell me I deserve to get raped.
>>144004780
The joke is that people pretend to be /pol/ manbabies to get (You)s
>>144004897
OH someone is getting fiction cucked? Ha ha! Well it is in their own head so good luck to them I guess
Canon?
>>144003504
Thanks. Now I'm listening to that song on loop. I was pretty disappointed that it was actually from that airbender series.He has a hot voice and now I've attached it to Asriel in my head.
>>144004783
Frisk deserves it
>>144005306
Alright honey, have fun
who are the bigger cucks, dadfags or fishlizardfags?its dadfags
>>144005306
why would anybody be attracted to undyne?
she's a fish.
>>144004794
DEMON
ALL THREE OF YOU
>>144005227
Why are Asrielfags like this?
>>144005252
frisk deserves a loving relationship, not rape
>>144005398
you could ask that about pretty much anyone in the game.
except replace "fish" with "skeleton/goat/robot/spider/ghost/lizard/like 8"
I wonder what sweaty Alphys smells like?
>>144005306
what aboutgrills
>>144004794
>Hot and handsome
>Likes cute things
You're meeting all of my standards!
>>144005448
It's a bit of both.
>>144005593
It rained all day yesterday filling this dumpster, and the sun has shone on it all day today. Oh wait it's Alphys!
>>144005364
Neo-Catfucker please go back to blowing your cat.
>>144005680
i dont understand. how would that work?
>>144005593
Sweat and microwave food. Basically a hot mess. Don't go near her!
shit thread
>>144005495
>Not having limitless data for 19 e a month
Wew.
>>144005792
>>144005887
Both of those sound amazing, I want to give her a big sweaty hug.
>>144005882
Terrible marriage
>>144005026
>showing Undyne a different kind of swordfight
There's literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>144005419
Like what? Flaming homos? They can't help it I think.
>>144005882
something like this
>>144006056
fuck off dadfag
We should have made a Jerry thread
>>144002982
Bro Dean is now in the Underground. What does he say to each Undertale to make them break down or chimp out?
>>144006178
Goats are a bad sign around these parts.
>>144005995
oh thats no good
>>144006119
this is better, i approve
hoogs
>>144005495
>2016
>"running out" of mobile data
Where the hell do you live?
>>144005964
I've tried it and I don't recommend it.
>>144006113
No, like, unhealthily obsessed.
>>144005858
What do I have to do with this
>>144005412
Three? Whatever you may mean, I assure you none of us are demons. This has gone on for far too long.One day, when I get some real drawing skills, I will draw Muffet with angel wings and a halo just to prove you wrong.
>>144005671
I wouldn't get your hopes up. I also have a lot of bad qualities. I'm terrible as a person overall.
>>144006140
>>144006303
dont hug anyone on right now, you'll get stabbed
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362612
>>144006489
literally as bad as rape
>>144006367
>Three?
YOU, MUFFET, AND ALL SPIDERS. That's more than three, but three is how many i can list.
>None of us are demons
LIAR.
>I will draw Muffet with angel wings and a halo just to prove you wrong.
Demons wear fake disguises.
>>144006327
They've never felt a thing in their lives until the gote came bursting in with stars and rainbows
Oh, hey doods. Hope the day is treating you well/
Also, Asgorefags:Love you guys and I think the big guy is cool :>
>>144005364
Me.
>>144006330
No, no not YOU, Mr. Catfucker.
I'm talking about the Soriel shitter. Remember? We call them Neo-catfucker because they won't leave even when you ignore them.But if it's really you, can you educate them on the joys of feline fellatio? They DO have a cat, you know.
>>144006393
>americans call us europoor
>get barely enough internet to get by
LMAOing @ americans.
>>144006586
>>144006745
i have unlimited idk what youre on about
AU where Frisk is diphallic. Discuss.
>>144006732
Well, think about what it's like to give a cat a belly rub
It's pretty much the same, except better
>>144006659
I don't even know whats going on anymore
>>144006841
oh my gosh, that is so cute
>>144006513
you're not the boss of me now
>>144006834
this made me laugh like an idiot, ty
>>144006846
I heard you guys are getting fucked big time by ISPs in America.It's true, isn't it?
>>144006868
That's nice, but I've read all of the posts you've made on the subject. I got the gist.
>>144006879
It's honestly not that hard to understand, just a bunch of idiots on both sides.
>>144006879Momfags generally hate Dadfags and Dadfags generally hate Momfags
How long do you think he will keep it up?
>>144006992
If you really understood it, you would have at least tried it by now
>>144007007
to be fair I'm only half paying attention to this thread
>>144007059
I guess
>>144006928
YOU MADMAN
>>144006972
i wouldnt know, i just pay attention to my bill and its fine
>>144007059
what the fuck gave you that impression, the actions of a single shitposter?
>>144007059
non
>>144006590
Oh, right. Now you decide to answer.
I am just an average human being, Muffet is a magic spider monster, and real spiders are tiny innocent animals.
There's no demons here. Stop this nonsense.
>>144007059
But you are wrong.
>>144007059
It's literally just one shitposter, dumbass
Seriously is every single ship, canon or fanon or whatever, considered cucking?
>>144007197
Yes anon there are no demons here.
>>144006879
Huh? Just playing on expectations with the Soriel guy being here. Honestly, I think most of you are pretty chill.
>>144002840
Omega.
>>144007406
>both girls
disgusting
>>144007440
5 bucks says he's an Aussie
>>144006586
That pic is really good
>>144007440
But the meme market crashed a while ago already.
>>144007552
Frisk is on HRT.
>>144007404
Flowey improved*
>>144006586
>purple blush
that's new
>>144007676
THATS EVEN WORSE
>>144006972
Yeah, corporations rule America
>>144007686
I prefer Flowey 2.0
>>144007659
Just because his predecessor Alberto executed all the fishfags doesn't mean he doesn't have material to work with.
Undyne and Alphys were made for each other because Undyne is literally an anime and Alphys loves anime.
I don't know what Undyne gets out of it though.
>>144007059
Not even close.
>>144007392
Of course not. I see nothing wrong here.
>>144007659
Smoking Undyne is so classy
>>144007914
Alphys massive lizard tongue
goats.
>artist draws toriel lewd
>makes vampire like fangs instead of the weird flap of skin.
What the fuck even is that shit? pic unrelated.
>>144007885
>executed
Not even Pardo could stop them and he was better at his job than any moore could ever hope to be.
>>144007914
undyne is brainwashed by anime and will start taking the first chad thundercock she sees on the surface
>>144007956
augh sick dude im eating
>>144007979
that's pocky
and smoking is the opposite of classy
>>144007914
Cute little nerds man, cute. Little. Nerds.
>>144007917
>>144007956
this picture gives me spider-man villain vibes for some reason
>>144008017
i'm okay with eitherbecause fangs are hotalso skin flaps is a little odd
>>144007956
Yes indeed, carry on.
>>144008021
>implying
Be glad you were still on tumblr when the crusade happened.
>>144007840
What about Flowey 3.0?the goat
>>144008021
>>144008189
no thanks
>>144007676
>girlcock
NO ANON NO
>>144008134
Yeah but it's almost like a flap/tooth, no one really knows or ask what the fuck are they looking at.
>>144008181
I know how to survive this stuff.
I'm on 4chan since before /pol/'s mothers allowed them to even use a computer.
>>144008181
What could you possibly do differently then than now
>>144008189
The Windows vista of Floweys.
>>144007197
You mean she isn't a demon!? Look at what she did to poor Mettaton!
>>144008473
>The Windows vista of Floweys.
I kek'ed
>>144008021
Fuck yeah molest that innocent fish
>>144008473
Fair enough.
>>144008523
DELETE THIS
>>144008657
i don't get it
>>144008657
What do Torigorefags have to do with any of that
>>144008706
FACE THE FACTS
>>144008461
>you
Alberto left a long time ago buddy, his followers took up the mantle. Good divide and conquer strategies though, IRC.
>>144008796
You can only speak for yourself>>144008785
>>144008523
I found it odd that Muffet tells you about wanting to kill and cook Alphy's. She is a murderer in the normal AU right? Wouldn't that mean her Fell Self would be... not a killer??? I dont fucking know anymore.
What kind of sick fuck would want to EAT alphys.
>>144008785
I DID! METTATON IS DEAD!
I'M GONNA STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SPIDER!
mOoSiCaL
144008657
Thanks for the free (You)s
@144008657
What are you going on about anon?
>144009061
...
Nope, nothing.
Spice it up, bro.
The main character of the last game you played falls into the Underground
who do they waifu / husbando?
>>144008997
I didn't mention anything involving AUs?
>What kind of sick fuck would want to EAT alphys.
A small percentage of people here, but let's not talk about them.
>>144009005
>stomp
Pleb.
>>144008078
Sorry.
>>144008134
I don't really see it. Probably because I don't know much about spider-man villains or how they're supposed to look like.
>>144008143
Sure thing.
>>144008523
Nope. She's giving him a hand after Mettaton broke down. Isn't that adorable?
>>144008997
>normal AU
>the actual game is an AU now
Anyway, she's even more "evil" in Underfell.
>>144009296
call of duty protagonists dont have any character so i wouldnt know
>>144009296
wait a second
>throws grenade
so you're saying
>misses headshot
that the last
>fans the hammer with 2 bullets left
character i played
>rolls, kills tank who wasn't even looking at me
is in undertale?
>activates high noon, nobody in sight, times out
>>144009324
>Pleb.
Got a better suggestion, then?
>>144009296
My Dark Souls Character, his going to touch the demon within Toriel.
>>144009324
Just shooting the shit anon, got spicy AU on the mind. Do you remember when she tells you she was going to kill nerd lizard.
>>144009296
Doom Marine brings the fucking pain.
>>144009513
It's called Deadeye, scrub.
>>144009447
>I don't really see it
I don't know it just kinda gave me venom vibes but i'm not sure why
>>144009296
>megaman.exe
Mettaton
>>144009296
A cookie falls into underground.
Maybe Alphys eats it but I don't think anything interesting would actually happen.
Wait, how do you even go past barrier if Flowey steals Asgore's soul?
Napstablook is for sexual.
>>144009542
Put them down
on their dick
>>144009542i like underworld because it sates my appetite for adult frisk desu
I left this place in December.
I thought it would be fun to come back and see how we were doing, but then
This
We're STILL doing the whole "Nuh uh YOU'RE ship is trash" and "[other character] is EVIL, CHARA WAS RIGHT" thing.
How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row?
>>144009447
>She's giving him a hand after Mettaton broke down.
THE BLOOD IS ON HER HANDS.
>>144009529
>Got a better suggestion, then?
Yes.
>>144009571
>Do you remember when she tells you she was going to kill nerd lizard.
No, I don't actually.
>>144009671
It reminds me more of Arachne from that stupid Spiderman musical.
>>144009703
They don't. You're stuck there.
>>144009720
I would take Chara's dick. Or Frisk's. And I'm not even usually sexually attracted to humans.
GHOST RAPE
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>>144009840
VERY dedicated baiters, mostly.
>>144009840
Some people here are literally autistic shitposters.
>>144009840
>YOU'RE
shit I forgot to change that to "YOUR"
with that I make my exit
>>144009934
But phone call implies that you escaped, no?
>>144009840
>How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row?
By telling it, but worded very differently.
>>144009714
Someone draw Napstablook with a 15" cock
>>144010027
Not necessarily. You just get the call either way.
>>144009876
>blasting muffet into pieces
That fucker deserves it. I gave all my money to her in my first run.
Friendly reminder that Asgore did nothing wrong except murder.
>>144009840
>How do you tell the same joke for 7 months in a row
same way your mom's told the same joke for 16 years
>>144009840
New fags and shitposters anon, this is how it is forever. Anyways have you seen this cool pic?
>>144010048
DO NOT
>>144010112
>I gave all my money to her in my first run.
You idiot.
>>144010048
Im doing this.
>>144010291
Thanks in advance
>>144009876
Don't you mean oil? She's helping!
>>144009005
No.
>>144010112
NO.
By the way, what happened to Fatz?
Last time I was here he was a regular artfag. I thought his "Dreemurr Reborn" thing was pretty cute.
Did he died?
>>144010048
>>144010291
Pppppffffffttttt
>>144009296
>Played Nuclear Throne
>Played as Fish
I'd like to think that ex-cop Fish would be glad to have a break, I mean he was one day away from retirement before the apocalypse happened and turned him into a mutant fishman.
>>144010416
He's working on a fangame IIRC, but he definitely stopped posting here.
>>144010407
>>>144009005(You)
>No.
>>>144010112(You)
>NO.
YES.
>>144010451
you do this just to make me mad huh?
>>144010451
I'm into it!
reminder that Asgore and his fans are cucks
>>144010526
dohohohohohoho caught red handed
>>144010481
I'm sure I still saw him here.
>>144010626
Asrielle?
>>144010686
Not him but there's clearly (You)s in the image
>>144010723
No. Toriel.
BONEPUCCI
>>144010541
Sí señorita.
