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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
goats are top-tier desu
nth for new thread and new beginnings
Nth for Omega.
MOTHERFUCKER
WE ASKED FOR A JERRY THREAD
NOT A ROBOT THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>143876478
>robot edition
>>143876478
post jerry
do cute boys exist in the underground???
Tori
Self-conscious edition
>>143876478
no one wants a jerry thread
>8 hour thread
>76 posters
we're on life support
>>143876281
>tfw your blook is there
>>143876478
And you thought I was just gonna sit back and watch you do it? No my frog friend. No.
>>143876616
post alphys' greatest failure
>>143876560
>implying I don't recognize you Asvore
>>143876692
Which one is yours? Mines the one to the right of the middle ghost that just looks kinda bummed out
DID SOMEONE SAY ROBOTS
>>143876660
neck yourself
>>143876628
You'll be more hard pressed to find non cute boys in the underground.
>>143876692So is mine. It's a nice feeling even if it is a bit silly.
goat and human
>>143876782
I really oughtta change my filenames.
>>143876782
Mine's the one with Headphones (bottom right)
>>143876660
Life is bothersome and then you die.
>>143876904
Dworven?! I think you meanAngstrom
>>143876952
cause you neva know when youre gonna gooo
Papyrus is the strongest monster!
>>143877007
i was considering making the filename angstrom but Earl is a kid in the screencap and apparently dworven is underaged so I thought it fit better
>>143876478
Be nice, those are ghosts
>>143876816
And ghosts! Don't forget the ghosts!
>>143876907
I want to take that goat out to the movies.
cute
Fresh dad with bonus giant man handed Toreil
https://65.media.tumblr.com/a8d33918c83c0a68b0ea4e0d79ba177a/tumblr_o7zydy9F9h1vua0wbo2_1280.jpg
>>143876910
I feel like I would still recongize you but who knows
>>143876938
cool
>>143877007
No this is Angstrom
>>143876904
We need more of these.
>>143877218
Unacceptable unless you make the alley whores lesbian.
>>143877263
I read that as manhandled and was disappoint.
>>143876782
Mine's the badly drawn one in the middle right below MTT.
>>143877082
also the coolest and cutest
>>143877354
friendship
>>143877486magic?
>>143877263
Those are.. really big hands.
>>143877480
this is a really confusing picture, is that one of those derivable toy cars
is he in the bathroom
how did he fit it through the door
why is he wearing kneepads
>>143877631
Bpants probably doesn't want to go in because MTT will humiliate him.
GENERIC :D
>>143877486
>fic where burgpants, nicecream, bratty, and catty all go on a double date together andburgerpants and nicecream fuck in the bathroom while bratty and catty remain oblivious at their tablenever
>>143877938
GENERIC D:
>>143877707
I did warn you!
reminder
>>143877981and then MTT shows him the security footage and threatens to broadcast it unless he sucks him off
Does Mettaton have anoil changefetish?
>>143878132
>MTT has cameras in his restaurants bathrooms
l-lewd
>>143877863
>That pic
Was looking good until Papryus teleported.
>>143877863
no
there's no monster bathrooms
he came through the door then pushed his bed against the wall
safety is important
>>143878308
Since monsters don't poop and only hypothetically piss, Mettaton's bathrooms are probably inspired by Alphys' history tapes.
>>143878080
Nah, you did, but like whoa
>>143878126
What's wrong with Muffet?
gote
>>143878454Super gote bros
>>143878454
Best friends?
>>143876628
Burgerpants is a cute boy, that bunny in snowdin is too
>>143878310
Maybe the artist assumes Papyrus has all the same abilities as Sans, including using 'shortcuts'.
>>143878317
That thing is WAY too small to be a bed, he's going to injure his spine!
>>143878454
What the fuck is even going on in this picture? It's hilarious.
>>143878454
is asriel luigi?
>>143878765
Yeah but bpants and nice cream are gay for each other.
>>143879019
The game leads me to believe he hooks up with Catty
BULLY me utg!!!!!
>>143879375
No he gets some of that nicecream dick
>>143879401
>image from a place even more cancerous than utg
>saved the thumbnail
apply self to kill
i wish tofugthe snuggly ghost.
>>143879492
You didn't talk about Undertale you rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeTARD
I want to see Bratty and Catty's bullets!
>>143879492
You're a lovely person and have many people that care about you!
>>143879629
Bratty and Catty sharing their love through friendliness pellets!
>>143879657
>>143879703
fucking poofs
>>143879492
What if I deny you bullying and act nice towards you instead? Would you count that as bullying?
>>143879609
>more cancerous than /utg/
Anon, you know full well that they're different types of cancer. They're both about on the same level though.
>>143879492
you have a cute penis
>>143879905
no you fucking PUSSY you have to say MEAN THINGS
Wizard Mama
>>143880078
I'd much preferlizardmama desu
>>143880062
/sug/ everyone
>>143880154
Here's your lizard.
>>143880062
>VAGINAHOOHAAFISH-SMELLING-BLOOD-BELCHING-10FTWIDELOEVHOOOOOOLEE
Dear god i feel bad for /sug/.
Hi thomas
>>143879805
Shower me with LOVE! Should I become one with Bratty or Catty?
>>143880206I wonder if he'd get along with Flowey or Chara.
>>143880206cute
>>143880219
Not even /sug/ wants this shit.
>>143880154
But Alphys canonically has a poison womb
>>143880154
>>143880078
>still no fanart of
Asgore as a dark knight
Asriel as a blue mage
Undyne as a dragoon
Alphys as a chemist
Sans as a summoner
Papyrus as a knight
Gerson as a Berserker
FFtale when?
>Some people in this thread don't believe Toby is working on new Undertale content right at this very minute
>>143880054
But if you WANT us to say mean things to you then it's not really bullying is it? We're obliging your wishes. Instead we're gonna deny you your pleasure and bully you that way and it's up to you how you take it.
Hey /utg/ I need your help! I want to print this papyrus sprite on a tshirt but, obviously,it's too small and I`m too retarded do enlarge it without quality loss. Can you guys help me out
>>143880347
Flowey maybe. He did seem to get along with some other SPCs.
Chara, no. He'd bite them without hesitation.
>>143880382
We doing these?
>>143880447
holy shit youre all so fucking WORTHLESS anyone around here got the balls to bulyl me???
>>143880372
You're not the real gotefucker. A true Frenchman would never sink so low.
>>143880437
I can't wait to play a revamped version of Undertale on my 3DS, complete with new sidequests, minigames, and hard mode!
>>143880558
Your waifu is shit :DD
>>143880562
I'm already screaming at the top of my lungs that I want to fuck the goat in almost every thread for the past 7months,I already hit the bottom yet I keep digging
>>143880296
Gators and cats are both dangerous creatures
What kind of shit did I return to?
>>143880472
It's like Papyrus is here
>>143880752
something something Stephen universe
desu i'm not paying attention
>>143880752
We hit new levels of shitposting.
>>143880558
But I love you anon~. I want to give you nice gifts and pet your head.
guys i will literally DIE if someone does not insult me right this minute
>>143880752
Shit posters all around.
Have a Papyrus to ease your worries.
>>143880279
Fuck off
>>143880953
ok fine...i love you.
>>143877263
>>143877707
>>143878080
>>143878437
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0
>>143880752
Someone's trying to shit up the thread with nonrelated things. I keep reporting them.
>>143880953
Mew Mew kissy cutie 2 was the best one.
So what is everyone doing right now?
>>143880953
You have rat hair! Alphys will never sit on you and you'll die in an accident trying to simulate it! Kicked in the head probably
>>143881134
Wishing I could brush those ears.Well, Asgore's.
>>143881134
Watching videos on youtube. Wondering where all the hours went that I just seemed to have.
>>143881023
Kill me
>>143881134
Still reading Hellboy, its pretty good
>>143881323
but it refused
>>143881134
Actuallypractising.
>>143881134
Just got done cleaning my room after getting a surprise visit from some construction workers sent by my parents just as I finished taking a shower.
Other than that I'm just waiting for my friends to get home so we can play some vidya I guess.
>>143881094
I have actually analyzed why it is shit. You can catch Alphys mention she learns kissing is bad by the end and she spoiled it, that there's even a 2 says she went back on her lesson and it ruined her character arc. All the computer graphics won't make up for a shit story
HELLO FRIENDS,
MY NAME IS PAPYRUS, AND I LOVE EVERY SINGLE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE, SMART NICE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO POST FUNNY AND INTERESTING THINGS. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD! IT SURPRISES ME WHY MANY OF YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS OR A ROMANTIC INTEREST... YOU SOMETIMES CAN BE A LITTLE BIT TOO HONEST WITH YOUR PASSIONATE OPINIONS, BUT IN THE END YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER! TO BE QUITE HONEST, YOU'RE REALLY MUCH NICER THAN PEOPLE ON UNDERNET!
I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT YOU ALL AS MY FRIENDS! JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! I AM A VERY COOL ROYAL GUARD, IN THE FUTURE! DO YOU DO COOL THINGS, TOO, BESIDES SHARING NICE PICTURES WITH GREAT TASTE? I ALSO LIKE PUZZLES AND HAVE A VERY COOL PLATONIC FRIEND (SHE JUST SUPPLEXED ME, IT WAS SO FUN!). YOU ARE ALL VERY NICE PEOPLE AND I WISH YOU HAPPY AND LONG LIVES.
THANKS FOR LISTENING!
THE PICTURE IS OF A RELATION: IT'S ME AND MY GREAT FRIEND!
>>143881715
get the fuck out Pap.
It's like clockwork. Every time I leave to do something, the thread goes to hell.
And because of that, I fear what the next few hours is gonna do to the thread(s).
>>143878965
asking the real questions
Is fish okay?
>>143876379
xth for flowey
>>143881715
YOU'RE SO COOL, PAPYRUS!
>>143881715
Get bent paps I have a...wait what is this
>>143881227
>>143881997
So it is?
>>143882152
BREAK
Diving into goat family's warm poop loads!
>>143882582
Oh, great, company.
how can we make utg great again
>>143881912
Don't flatter yourself too much mettaman. The threads can change all on their own. It's really a matter of whether people can be assed to actually discuss anything or come up with things to say rather than throw images around quickly. Threads can be horrible even with you around although it does lessen the impact if there are enough people posting different things in the middle.
I'd like someone to draw Mettaton standing, a shot of his butt with Alphys's hands clasping his cheeks giving him a checkup saying everything is in order
>>143882910
We can't?
well?
>>143883116
That was never implied
>>143883265
stop
>>143883116
not with that attitude
>>143882582
Big scattypiles!
>>143882781
Asgore makes the best ones!He eats the most, children are big!
>>143883610Well, they're meaty at any rate.
>>143882910
You need toeat me.Or just get one of the Undertales to do it, idc.
>>143883610
>>143882582
>>143883798
This is why Chara hated humanity
>>143883980
Chara got their feet tickled too many times
>>143883980
>>143883798
Would God of Hyperdeath do? What would even happen?
>>143883980
Do you think Chara would have wanted Asriel with the power of their soul to eat all humans?
>>143884049
>>143884159
>>143884167
never change /utg/
>>143884235
I mean I'd be ok with it if it changed a little bit
>>143883265
>>143884049
>ywn worship Chara's feet
guys where would the cute boys of the underground hang out????
I should hate you all but I'm seriously too giddy to for some reason. I'm high from nothing and this is funny.
>>143884159
I love your filenames you fuck.
>>143884346
holy shit the level of bad taste on display here is giving me oral cancer
I'm gonna leave this gote here.
Don't give it any Cinnamon Butterscotch Pie or else it will turn into a female.Normal Pie is okay, just Cinn-Butts Pie Makes it into a female.
>>143884434
I try.
>>143884368
Outside Grillby's at night when they've been kicked out of the bar for being too drunk/high on extacy.
>>143884346
If you're gonna bait at least make it less obvious.
Take your (you) and try again later.
>>143882014xth for loving you
>>143884483
That's a nice goat you've got there. Looks very delicious.
>>143884680oh!!I love you too
>>143880078
>>143880397
I really want a whitemage toriel, with the robe and everything
>>143884767
I don't think Chara would eat her brother
>>143884680
>>143884776
ugh get a room QUEERS
>>143884969
To tell the truth, Chara is being fattened.
>>143884969
>her
atta boy
>>143885421
mah nigga
>>143884346
>not liking Alphys /ss/
>>143885518
The only good straight ship with Alphys involves the trident.
>>143884969
>editing out Frisk/using the edit
There is pondscum, and one level below, there is you.
>>143885421
>>143885501
My niggas
Cinnamon Bunny is best food
>been drawing with minor interruptions for 5 hours
>still only barely at my fifth page
>it's all basic shit
>but HOLY FUCK FIVE FUCKING HOURS
>>143885617
You probably won't believe me but I had no clue that were was a Frisk version of that
>>143885602
Where is that ship's fic because there is a Frisk x Alphys lemon
>>143885859
yes the trance you work yourself into is quite enjoyable
>>143885961
I've seen some porn, but no fic yet.
>>143885972
I had music, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yi9fb4pyTc
>>143885972
>tfw Asgore was a fuckboi
>>143886167
Yes, but as soon as Toriel got her claws on him he was her private fuckboi, complete with reproduction contract.
>>143884346
Good taste. I'm glad someone here has the balls to be right about things.
>>143885546
What the hell is up with her eyes?
>>143886072
I've noticed I draw the best when in complete silence. Having music is nice but it breaks concentration for some reason.
>>143886887
I need the distraction.
I procrastinate.
Having something to listen to that lets my subconscious believe it's actually wasting time is useful.
I think.
You know the drill
>>143887346
Shyren in sexy fish lingerie
>>143887346
Mettacest
>>143887346
whitemage toriel
>>143887346
Algore.Either kind.
>>143887346
Bratty tail high in the air
Or draw her pretty hair if you dare
>>143887583
Seconding
>>143887583
What is that
>>143887583
Getting fucked by Dark Knight Asgore.
>>143887715
>>143880397
>>143887346
Chara pantsing Asriel
>>143887715
toriel dressed like http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/White_Mage
>>143887764
please, he's not nearly edgy enough to be a dark knight
>>143887346I don't know the drill
>>143888034
I know, but that's what the other anon suggested.
What should he be, then?
>>143887346
MSPG's Head Being Licked by Asriel
More
>>143888109
it's just a bit of banter, i'm not gonna get in the way of another anon's request
>>143887346
Negatale Asgore (or normal, if you find AUs to be cancer) soundly thwacking Toriel with his trident.
We need dominant Asgore.Or I do, at any rate.
>>143888126
Chara's feet
>>143888293
OR here, never played FF and wouldn't really know.
>>143888126
Jedi Master or Storyshift Toriel
whatever works for you
>>143888126
Flowe.
Just flowey really.
>>143888126
Friskwearing nothing but their sweater.Choice of gender is up to you but they should be visible.
>>143888492
here's ff14's dark night, just to let you know what I thought you were suggesting
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Dark_Knight
Does anyone else have dreams about /utg/? Or am I the only one?
>>143876379
late but fresh omega
>>143888126
Chara crying in a closet while her parents yellBonus points if you have her cry out that black stuff
>>143888350
Spicy goats.
>>143888912
Tacitly Leaps had a vague dream about me but he couldn't remember what happened
>>143889140tac where are youexplaint. hotpockets
>>143888912
me
>>143888967
oh!!
>>143889140
femboy Chara
>>143889140
Temmie
>>143889140
Alphys's hands on mettaton's ass
/utg/ is fucking deeeeead
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353001
Inportant
>>143889728
There's already a bunch is not an option howcblind can you be
Thread is dying
have a dad
>>143890040
Is this Dad Grand?
>>143890040
Dad is alien to me
Post kids that are bigger sluts than Frisk.
>>143890040
cute dad
have a cute mom
>>143890267
Have a cute son.
>>143890040
I want to be hugged and the murdered by a smiling Asgore.
On a scale of 1-10 how canon is this Sans?
Hey utg, wishing you the best this Memorial Day.
>>143890510
-1 too spooky
>>143888912
It's happened to a number of anons in days past. Including me. It was during the first couple months after I'd just finished the game and I was obsessed with /utg/.
>>143890510
not very. where are his fangs and eyebrows
>>143890510
lel/10
>>143890510
see pic related for true canon sans
>>143890510
Jesus Christ how horrifying / 10
>>143890510
Not fat enough.
Tori
>>143890752
being fat isn't fun
>>143890510
Sans is a skeleton
This Sans is fat
How does a skeleton get fat
>>143890860
I like the spicy one better.
>>143890860
is not as good at killing as Asgore.
I couldn't trust her to do it.
>>143890904
>timbed
>>143890510
That sans looks like a pedphile
>>143891453
As she should.
>>143891105
Heck yes
>>143891202(^:
>>143891453
Oh was this the *kiss Flowey ending?
>>143891432
He would even more if they added flesh. This will always be human sans to me.
Okay, the longer, longer, longer version of Heartache is done. This one isSEVEN MINUTESlong.
I'll take a break from this for now.
http://picosong.com/ZwYG/
>>143891453
>Toriel
>Mad
>At anyone ever except for Asgore
>>143891732
Or Alphys.
Or really anyone who disagrees with her """""ethics""""".
love this goat desu
>>143890897
its also not attractive i dont really get that whole deal
>>143891667
>tfw that'll never be your soul
>>143891716
The absolute madman.Thanks for putting so much effort into our stupid requests.
>>143891851
I really don't see why it's hard to identify with Toriel's position that much. Like, she's shortsighted sure, but I understand her from where she sits
>>143891974
love that goat as he takes your soul so you don't have to worry any longer
hey guys
How would it feel like to have your soul absorbed by a monster?
>>143892526
It would feel like dying
>>143892430
Alphys making all kinds of fucking machines
>>143892336
>tfw goat will never absorb your soul so you can be comfy within the immortal goat prince's body
feels bad man
I am dumping every pic I got here to keep this thread somewhat alive.
>>143892138
Why would you want Asriel to break your soul? Wouldn't it be nicer to just love each other?
>>143892430sounding
>>143892175
I almost went mad making that. There's no fucking way I could've pulled it off in one shot, considering that the parts on the track were in a random order. I had to guess what comes next and I did guess right a few times. Took me the entire day to record that.
>spoiler text
I actually enjoy doing these, especially fast tracks like Alphys and Another Medium.
http://picosong.com/BaVx/
http://picosong.com/BbtM/
>>143892605
No you have to fill it with text posts
>>143891716
This is cool,I kinda wanted to try something similar seeing as I make music myself and want attention
>>143892605
There's really no need man. The thread may be slow but it's far from dead. You might want to spend that effort on thinking about a topic or something to discuss about.
>>143892567
Dying could feel like a lot of things. It wouldn't necessarily hurt. Maybe it'd feel very warm as your soul was embraced by another as it was absorbed. I'm almost sure it would feel super dreamy.
>>143892178
I just don't her her self-righteousness. It's like she genuinely doesn't see that others might have a point.
>>143892430
Is this a meme I want in on?
>>143892802
I'd love to hear something from you!
Do you play many instruments?
>>143892802
Go ahead. I'll listen to it at least.
>>143892678
I don't really trust myself to be a good lover. It would be selfish to just want to be loved by someone if you don't know you can give at least as much back to them.
I can easily trust myself to be worth to be broken apart.
i want my soul to be absorbed desu
>>143892731
Eh Alphys' song isn't that appealing to me but I really love the beachrock style better medium.
>>143892971
Guitar, drums, some piano, might get a bass soon.
I don't have any recording equipment so I doubt I'll be able to record.
>>143892920
Toriel could behave better, but at the same time with things of this level of importance, how you behave doesn't make it or break it. That's why Asgore isn't forgiven and that's also why people don't really find Toriel too dislikable.
>>143893191
You have problems.
>>143892862
Whenever I see the thumbnail of that image I always confuse the string as a thin trail of blood between the knife and the legs and it makes me want to puke.
>>143893191
Me too.
Asriel would have it easy, he'd get plenty of souls from all the people who are prepared to go for them.
Maybe Toriel's plan about going to the surface and taking some souls peacefully would have been even better than it first seems.
>>143884346
This is both canonically, objectively true AND sure to trigger the /utg/. Nice.
>>143893423
>You have problems.
You come to /utg/ to say this to someone?
I don't get it, why isbest jojoin the OP?
What did he do
>>143893273
All you really need is an aux cable which connects to your pc and amp/e-drums, and Audacity for recording and mixing.
>>143892324
ayo hol up
>>143893650
Being on /utg/ shouldn't automatically mean that you're a person with great problems. I'm not one to judge though, I was just making an observation.
Quick, somebody give me a generic prompt to write about.
>>143893191
>tfw you have no soul
>tfw you will not persist after you die, you're just gone
>>143893698
Oh, well then, I'll look into it. For now maybe I'll try to record some with my phone, seeing as it has pretty decent quality.
>>143893997
Frisk sucking Chara's dick.
>>143894005
That's prob how flowe feels.
>>143893997
Chara digesting Shotagote
>>143894106
I second this.
>>143893997
Frisk gives his soul to Asriel but fails to and something terrible happens instead.
>>143893997
Undyne breaks her hip
>>143893275
It does matter - her behaviour could have significantly influenced the war had she not chosen to fuck off and sulk.
>>143893997
Flowey discovers there are humans with even worse psychological problems then him
>>143894106
>>143894189
I get that the pedos have to be here, but please do not encourage them.
>>143893997
Papyrus becoming a successful cook and gaining popularity.
>>143894059
Go ahead!
Make sure NOT to use vocaroo. Despite its popularity, it really worsens the sound quality.
>>143893997
your favourite undertale going out to sea for the first time
>>143893997
Anything that happened from when Flowey first awoke up until Frisks fall
>>143894346
I like my Chara and Frisk as 18 year old twinks tyvm
>>143894304
How would that work when the war was already long over by the time she fucked off?
Get your canon in order first.
you thought i was gone haha
>>143894221
Looking pretty lonely there posting that fish. Mind if I join you?
Discuss
>>143894169
This but in reverse and so that it's comfortable for Chara.
Asriel would see that Chara being sick has no hope of survival decides to give her an easy way out and absorbs her soul in the progress.
It could be canon, too.
>>143894509
Why would you post the same thing twice in the same thread?
>>143894509
Is the shitposting robot finished yet?
>>143894547
Sure, just join me.
>>143894383that's a really cool mom
>>143894696
discuss
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>>143889717
wait what is this
I haven't been on /utg/ for a long time
>>143894758
>chara's pov moments before being stomped by everyone's favorite undertales
>>143894840
HARAM
>>143894758
>unsheathes revolver
iddss high noon :DDDDDD
>kills them all
>>143894221
I think I'm convinced to tolerate Underfell now.
>>143894758
good flower, shame about no asgore
>>143894758
>you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
>>143894654
I don't really see how my one Undyne post is spam but oh well.
>>143894696
Ironically that always wastes one image by itself.
>>143894974
>yurishit """people""" everybody
>>143894840
best possible ending and greatest possible point for a new beginning
>>143894879
Nah, they're gonna hug them.
>>143894947
But why though, it's just a hug.
>>143894996
Not sure why Asgore is not there, Toriel probably didn't want to be near him or something.
>>143895036
Doesn't look like a curb stomping montage to me.
>>143894784
Right on!
>>143894809
Save it! It's all yours my friend. :)
>>143895380
As long as you have enough rupees.
>>143895204
Asgore is on the ground.
>>143895486
>>143895582
A Blackhole to a WhiteholeWhich goes to Cringe
This boss in FFIV is a dirty cheater.
>>143895204
>Doesn't look like a curb stomping montage to me.
Curb stomping montages always occur on sunny days, and not smiling throughout the event is a sin.
>>143895236
like this?
>>143895516
Couldn't handle the power of a group hug then? Alright.
>>143895582
might wanna get those checked by a dentist
>>143895582
>>143893997
>>143894106
Finally they had some alone time.
Toriel was out shopping for groceries and Chara put flowey in the freezer, now was their chance.
Frisk couldn't wait. lately he'd been catching more and more glimpses of Chara coming out of the shower, undressing, or sleeping with some of the covers off. Yesterday Chara even opted to wrestle with Frisk, which made Flowey into an emotional wreck remembering he'd been replaced, and as Chara predictably dominated frisk, Chara put Frisks head in between their legs and just started squeezing as Frisk continued to struggle. Frisk tried his best to roll over so that no one could see the tent in his pants. This morning, Chara told Frisk everything he had wanted to hear over the last few months.
"Wow, you really crave my dick don't you? I can't look away for more than a second to not look back and see you undressing me with my eyes. Well, how about this, partner. I'll make sure we have some alone time today, and I'll give you what you seek."
Frisk couldn't wait. He sat on the couch for a few minutes in near anxiety at the notion that this might be some trick. Eventually, he heard Chara's light, sock-muffled footsteps slowly descending the stairs. Chara eyed up frisk on the couch, and Frisk's eyes darted from Chara's croch to Chara's head and back again.
"Wow, you really DO need this, don't you? Well, let's get on with it."
Chara slipped down their pants, revealing light pink panties. She was in no hurry, but dropped these as well.
Chara snickered at Frisk's reaction.
"Yep! I don't have a cock you gaywad! I'm canonically and objectively female! But hey, adults use substitutes for cocks all of the time, right?"
Frisk was on the verge of tears, but at the mention of an alternative nodded vigorously.
"Well, here! I've got a carrot you can suck on, I guess. I'll be in our room if you need anything."
At this, Chara tossed Frisk the baby carrot, pulled up her clothing, and walked back upstairs.
>>143894316
This next
>>143895582
>macro
>>143895582
I'm imagining Undyne saying that, and while she thinks it something weird and cool she's actually just sick.
>>143895691
That is some mushy mush
>>143895815
Maybe she's just very, very close.
>>143896035
Here is a fish on a motorbike.
Post it.
Flowey has outjaped Papyrus (also Jerry) yet again!
>>143896418
Post what?
>>143896504
Jerry still wants a ride home
>>143895582
she needs braces tbqh
>>143894498
Wrong war.
>>143896418
That feel when you will never see the surface
https://youtu.be/_qqvdOwoN-Y
>>143887764
Cecil was a Dark Knight as well you know and i'd hardly call him edgy
post music to stomp the monster army to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd77RcjjprU
>your favorite will never take care of you while your sick
life isn't fair
>>143897050
mine probably wouldnt even if he was real
>>143896504
OH CURSES
>>143897024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxgJNSoAY0
hardcore
>>143896698
>3 eyes
>5 petals
As a vorefag, I'm disgusted.Not bad otherwise, but goddamn it I want on-model porn
>>143896035
WHERE'S MY CAR?!
>>143897412
How about this?
>>143897426It's a bit disappointing how there's very little anything good.
>>143894316
Flowey finally decided to come to the surface just like the others, but he knew he was a REAL monster and couldn't possibly meet up with the others.
Knowing what he was capable of, Flowey just hoped he didn't cross anyone's path.
He could cross mountainsides in a matter of seconds, he was so free in this landscape. But after a few weeks, he felt that familiar pang for something new. An interaction. He could try meeting ONE person, couldn't he? Maybe he could be somewhat normal if he just tried?
Flowey settled on a trailer park in California. Tonight, he would probably give some human a big scare, and have somebody know just what a freak he was.
He picked on alike all the others, and threw a small rock at one of the windows outside.
And another.
Illuminated only by the porch light a few meters away, Flowey sat there smiling as a figure opened the window.
"W-Who?" He looked down. "Oh, what are you?"
Flowey chuckled. "Me? Well, I'm just little old Flowey" Flowey already felt the urge to hurt this imbecile.
"W-well, do you wanna come inside? It's pretty cold out there..."
Flowey was cautious, knowing there was much less he could accomplish when not attached to the earth, but he was still confident he could handle some dumb ape. He hooked some vines through the window and pulled himself up.
The human had no light source turned on except his computer screen, which supported a dull white glow.
"I-I'm glad I found you... I think we could have fun.. just look over here..."
The human picked up Flowey, who was surprised and tried to whip him with a vine, but Flowey failed to account for how weak monsters are compared to a human, a hit that would drive a monster away could only tickle the human. The human gripped him lightly however, and Flowey had some amount of trust that this stuttering shitter had no ill intentions.
He brought Flowey to his computer screen, and sifting through some tabs containing various animes, image boards, Too long
>>143897024
Oh you want some proper edgy fightan music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7cdHiZ010
>>143897050
>you will never take care of your favorite when they are sick
>>143897856
>>143897615
>>143897050
>>143897840
I don't need these feels
I'm a little reluctant given the quality and content of this thread thus far, but...
taking requests
please stop posting sexual pictures of underaged children thank you very much
>>143897024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UHwXNb45s
>>143897989
frisk standing on sans's head
>>143897989
draw MSPG doing something
>>143898031
>drawn images
>underaged children
what
>>143897050
>>143897840
>your favorite will never mercilessly tease you when you're too sick to resist before squeezing you to death
I'm going to have to buy a boa snake to choke me to death.
>>143897989
Can you draw a happy Chara?
>>143897989
What keeps you coming back? You keep saying you're done drawing Undertale on tumblr and then every couple weeks you post new Undertale stuff.
>>143877863
Sauce on gif
>>143898134
anon i don't care what /a/ has told you but just because the image is drawn doesn't make the fact that you're masturbating to prepubescent girls any less creepy
>>143897989
Shopkeep Bunny driving a car.
>>143898134
They're still children you vathead
>>143897989
Asriel lifting with Undyne.
>>143897024
https://youtu.be/JO7TZGgBbOw
We need more metal.
>>143897989
I don't blame you man. There's some mean spirited anons looking to relieve some stress here today it seems.
>>143897989
frisk feeling a bit under the weather
>>143897989
sans waving his cummilicious ecto-pickle around
>>143898435
what happened to chara's nose
why are their eyes so spaced
![tumblr_o7y7z1kQF11uxpi8fo1_540[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/pqR5peM.gif "tumblr o7y7z1kQF11uxpi8fo1 540[1]")
>>143898272
>imaginary people
>implying
Unless it's presented as them being children through some form of dialog in the image, it's just porn of cute things.
>>143897643
>>143894316
various animes, image boards, and a curious search on "Bernie Sanders Glowsticks", he brought up the tab he was looking for.
"Heh... what are the odds we would meet, huh? That vegetoid monster was the only one I could set my eyes on... but you... you're so... so innocent..."
Being called innocent would normally have caused Flowey to do a maniacal laugh, but he was frozen by what was displayed on the computer screen.
Tentacle Plant Vore.
Flowey felt an unfamiliar feeling that caused him to shake. "Why are you showing me this? Heh... I'll...I'll tear you apart if you..."
The human stuffed flowey into a flower pot and filled it with dirt.
"We're gonna have so much fun together, Flowey" The human said wistfully.
The human zipped down his pants gripped Flowey's head, and went to town.
>>143898134
Look man even if it's nothing that terrible, it's still porn and we don't post porn on blue boards. It's a bannable offense. Go in /trash/ or /b/ if you want to do that.
>>143898590
they are a shitty anime
>>143897989
Italian American used car salesman Sans
What a great thread
Super Goat Bro
>>143898201
To be perfectly honest I haven't "cared" about Undertale for a long time. The story had an impact on me, yeah, but I've really gotten over it. It's kinda therapeutic to draw fat goat titties and stupid skeleton shitposts, and taking requests is a good exercise in speed art
>>143898059
>>143898191
>>143898531
>>143898584
>>143898668
doing these
>>143897050
Undyne would kill me.
Somebody tell me something terrible to write about next to fit the thread theme
>>143898661
>implying i'm even the one posting it
Pornposting is stupid, but trying to defend the rights of imaginary people is even stupider.
Quicksilver falls into the underground
What happens
>>143898813
Sans gets mpreg and gives himself an abortion
>>143898683
Yeah.
I really regret asking Flowey to eat all the cute anons besides myself. It was fun to watch but the non-cute ones only shitpost.
>>143898460
Man, just listening to that singer makes my throat hurt like hell. I guess he was going for a king diamond/judas priest thing but man does it sound like its ripping his throat apart.
>>143896131
What the fuck is this monstrosity.
>>143893665
>having taste this bad
>>143888721
>>143888109
Clearly a red mage
>>143898643
>draw character from video game
>character is a child in game, and in fact died as a child
>character is clearly pre-pubescent in image
>character is clearly sexualized in image
>"n-no i'm not a pedophile i swear"
ok jared
>>143898865
Nobody cares
>>143898865
>dadrock starts playing
>clears the underground in 5 seconds flat, breaks the barrier through pure speed
>>143898746
titties are good
>>143898813
Asgore getting knifed in the inside of stomach by one of the children he ate.
>>143898943
>>character is clearly prepubescent in the image
ahahahahaha
>>143898656
good work, horrifyingly realistic/10
>>143898889
You only have yourself to blame anon.
>>143898865
>caring about a shittier version of the Flash
>>143898813
Mettaton giving Papyrus a mistake into miracles
>>143899061
This is the CIA, you're under arrest.
>>143897643
>monster
dropped
The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>143899061
tell me do they have good wi-fi in prison?
>>143899264
>>143899336
>getting arrested for drawings of fictional characters
Tell me, what's living in a shit country like?
>>143898746
Thanks !
>>143899264
The CIA doesn't do domestic, silly. The FBI is domestic, and the CIA is foreign operations.
We need Flowey to rape this guy already.
SOMEBODY
Why is this thread so salty today
>>143899156
Y-yeah...
brb gonna find him again and ask if he could remove me as well
I'll take my phone though.
>>143899334
Hello again.
>>143899494
You don't get to bring friends.
>>143899430
>country preemptively arrests proven pedos before they diddle kids
>this is somehow a bad thing
sounds like you live in a shit country m8
hopefully when trump gets elected you're one of the first sent back to mexico
>>143899490
Who, me?
Ohhh no please don't
Nice fun story from last night!
http://pastebin.com/rx1jd1VB
Which characterfag is the worst
>>143899635
I want Asgore to bea big guy fordesume
>>143899548
I've noticed a pattern of quick posting during sundays which are always followed up by kind of dead and really terrible mondays. It keeps happening every week. I think Americans take mondays too seriously or something.
>>143899704
Asrielfags, because I'm one
>>143899681
>arresting for thought crimes
>a good thing
Tumblr, please go. You need professional help.
>>143899704
fishfags and lizardfags
>>143899272
Which one?
Flowey knows the human meaning of a monster (hence REAL monster), and the second one was talking about how a monster is weaker than a human, so Flowey could hurt a monster more, not that Flowey's a monster.
Flowey playing with you
>>143899704
Jerryfags
>>143899548
American young folks have off school today.
>>143898813
Write about the thread itself and all the terrible anons in it.
>>143899704
The one that keeps posting the 'tier' chart.
If that doesn't count, the momfags.
>>143899704
Floweyfags who think Asriel and Flowey are the same character
>>143899924
good idea
>>143899980
>namefag never played the game
not surprised
>>143899704
Whichever one (You) are
>>143899980
Probably this
Frickanon is one of these faggots
>>143898813
Asgoreactually having tea with Frisk instead of fighting, but getting fireballed by Toriel anyway.
>>143900071
frickanon is an asrielfag though
>>143899980
Is that an actual problem?
>>143899980
>people who follow canon are the worst characterfags
baka senpaisolid b8
>>143899580
Hello.
>>143900065__________ ___ _trolled____ _____________lol ______ _
>>143900065
>Being this retarded
>>143900143
He is, but he'll flip out if you try to say that you like Asriel and don't like Flowey or vice versa
>>143900175
yes
>>143900143
Floweyfag, Asrielfag, it's all one and the same.
>>143897024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYnstGB3rM
Just skip to 1:44
>>143900175
DELETE THIS
>>143899334
Agreed. And there's been a been a cute tiny one around my desk for hours.
>>143899724
Was being a fag part of your plan?
>>143900259
no, because they aren't the same character
see>>143899980
Which Undertale most deserves to be brutallyscat cucked?
>>143900225
>PogChamp
>not Kappa
please get your twitch memes right
>>143900065
But its tru tho. Its merely the gotes memories being implanted into the flower.
It really makes you
>>143900354
what the fuck is scat cucking
>>143897024
>implying humans enlightened by monsterkind wouldn't wipe the floor with genocucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOQzWbleJMk
>>143900367
I'm not twitchmemeing i just think that's a funny gootecks face
If 100 Marines could beat Asgore with 7 souls, how many Marines would it take to kill Toriel, who is objectively superior to Asgore?
>>143900448
>"enlightened" by monsterkind
You will be first on the day of the rope.
>>143900429
It's related to golden showers.
>>143900175
I don't think Sans would do that.
>>143900325
That's good! Finally someone who appreciates the real thing!
I have one who made its home under my desk. It's just there, chillin.
>Amerifats come home from school
>thread becomes shitpost central
how do we solve the American problem, /utg/?
>>143900567
0, Toriel realizes that humans are superior and allies with the marines.
>>143896978
He was ejected from Dark Knight status because of his lack of edginess.
I'm playing that game right now andthe monster that replaced King Baronis fucking me up. Doesn't help that those two kids have no HP.
>>143900567
100 + an untrained kid
>>143900567
A single kid with a toy knife can kill her, so I'd say one maximum
>>143900429
If I understand the literal definition of the words, being forced to watch someone the care about getting shat on
>>143898889
noncute anon here, we're not all bad desu.
here's a fresh flower to clear my at least partially good name
>>143900732
>Americans have school today
okay
Anyways back to /pol/
>>143900578
Come try me and my fancy monster magic.Thinking about it, who would be the NC in this autistic scheme?
>>143900790
>one maximum
>a bisected marine collapses before toriel
>she just starts crying until she dissolves
>>143900732
Today is a national holiday, the Americans were home all day today.
What is the coolest thing in the game Undertale?
Why s everyone trying to get the momfags and the dadfags to fight today
lets just all get along
>>143900984Snowdrake
>>143900732
Unlike Sweden which has National White Guilt day and all go out to mosques to be anally enlightened, we actually have a day where we commemorate our fallen troops.
>>143900984
Flowey/Asriel is a pretty cool character IMO
>>143900640
>not asgore "watering" flowey
0/10
>>143900984
Ice cap's hat
>>143900984
Snowdin. kek.
>>143900817
Thank you for the Flowey friend. Lord knows we need some cute things in this thread before it burns itself out with salt.
>>143900817
Don't worry anon, you're cool! And cool anons are the delicious ones anyways!
Don't worry, I won't tell that to him!Unless you want me to...
>>143889728
Are we not men?
>>143900984
pretty much everything toby did with the characters aware of/affected by save and load stuff
>>143901083
glad to help out anon
>>143901114
thank you but please help me stay on the down low. thanks
>>143901058
Sounds lovely. I'm sure Israel is very thankful for your sacrifices.
>>143901083
Have a cute ghostie hug too.
>>143900984
Probably the music. I thought about it for a while and even if you took out the rest of the things that I really enjoy like the characters and the mercy mechanics, the music would still be awesome.
>>143901181
Don't worry.
It's fine.
>>143900912
NC would be the UN who wishes to try the human mercenaries for their use of chemical and biological warfare in the complete and utter annihilation of CFML (Cucks For Monster Leadership).
>>143901206
Is a Europoor trying to imply that a country that isn't in Europe is more cucked than itself?
I want a thing like Flowey
Maybe I should try out that schizophrenia thing, that might work for me.
>>143901264
Hey anon,you're really cool!
>yfw watching Mt Ebott explode in nuclear fire after the US uses Stuxnet to overload the core
>>143901543
Not Europoor, no country is more Jewish dominated then the US. This is a fact.
>>143901504
Who tf drinks water bottles through a straw?
>>143901504
Is that Asgore...a...woman..?
Kek at the blue haired weeaboo nigga in the background.
>>143901353
More likely NC would be Muffet, Temmie and human equivalents trying to meme on both sides for maximum jewgold.
They'd fail, too, because just like the real NC they'd only get the shittiest troops and no one knows how to follow orders.
>>143901504
I like em
but where are Asgore's horns
/int/ memes!
>>143901750
shes wearing facepaint and doesn't want to mess it up?
>>143901664
Israel might be
>>143901627
>CORE is near the earth's core
>Magic explosion ensues
>Earth explodes
Dog bles ameriga :DD
>>143901627
edgy
>>143901543
>Europe
>country
>implying your education was worth anything
>>143901750
probably needs it due to the snout thing
>>143901557
It might, or you might regret it deeply for the rest of your life. You might find that after a couple weeks, you don't actually care about it anymore but your mind is already damaged.
>>143901850
>there are no countries in europe
lmao
>>143901504
>arms harpoons
Jesus, this got uncomfy fast.
I'm gonna go to bed. See you faggots later.
>>143901627
>CORE explodes
>Mt ebott is erased from existence along with the island it was on
>becomes known as the marianas trench
>>143901557
You mean tulpas?
I'm actually surrpised I haven't heard of anyone seriously considering a UT tulpa
>>143899334
Bout time someone posted spooder
Have some too
>>143901968
Yeah, me too. Goodnight!
>>143901695
The sphere thing around the chest is a bit silly but otherwise that's a pretty good Mettaton cosplay in my humble opinion.
>>143902054
Greedy spoder
i wanna play with asriel
>>143902004
Way back when, and then whoever tried it stopped reporting.
>>143901845
>american supremacy (see: reality) is "edgy"
Let me guess, you subscribe to marxist ideals and wish for the downfall of capitalism?
>>143902094
i wanna kill asriel
>>143901326
>>143901968
later man
>>143902004
I'm glad tulpa discussion died out here. Those were some sad months.
>>143901504
>no floppy ears
it's shit
>>143901893
I wonder how would I do it though.
Bombarding my mind withthe strongest synth cannabinoidsdaily for years didn't really do it, so I don't really think I'm at any real risk for it.
>>143902004
That's one thing I was thinking.
Flowey would be the best thing for this.
>>143902081
CUte spoder
I don't know what everyone is fighting about but take a small image dump of fresh twitter art work
Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjt1k0vUgAEVY8j.jpg:large
Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjtbz_1UgAArGz4.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjtBws1VEAI632Y.jpg:large
Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjEjSx5VAAApd2K.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjs7K3CUYAEaBA-.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjs7K5MUkAIdMJA.jpg:large
Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjuOMuPUkAEe-l0.jpg:large
>>143902142
What's wrong with a little socialism, though?
>>143902142
america is not #1 in anything though
even in real GDP they've been surpassed by china
>>143902094
I wouldn't mind either but somehow I doubt Asriel would be into all the war games and stickfights we had as kids.
>>143901850
>European """"education""""
>>143902212
Not like that!That's what his father is for.
>>143902142
>Overloading the CORE
>When it's near the earth's core
>when you could harness the magical energy it makes
Typical dumb amerikaner behaviour.
>>143902332
Hey buddy, please tell me one thing that isn't the long dick of American military that's keeping Russia/China from annexing you.
>>143902094
I wanna water Flowey
>>143902142
America is making sure that its downfall will happen at some point
>>143902232
10/1... That's a girl too isn't it. You can tell from the legs.
>>143902307
thanks
Don't let the image limit hit before the textpost limit anons!
>>143902387
>Education
I bet you can read, faggot.
>>143902307
aye, thank you
>>143902054
I don't know if it's a good thing that Muffet is rarely mentioned if I don't show up. Keeps all the memes and hate away.
Thanks for the spader.
>>143902081
Cute spoder
>>143902302
This anon understands. Have the colored version.
>>143902460
judging by current international affairs they aren't doing a particularly good job of either of those tasks
>>143902307
Thanks mate.
Near last for robot
>>143902478
>America is making sure that its downfall will happen at some point
Only if Trump isn't voted into office.
So what's worse: another autistic debate about how Xfags are the worst characterfags, or /pol/ flinging the only buzzwords they know in some kind of pseudo-debate?
>>143902460
>implying Russia hasn't already annexed everything worthwhile
why is everyone so salty today?
Last for best human
>>143902605
>I'm a retarded third worlder and can't read or answer basic questions
>>143902252
I fear for your sanity. Having a humanity hating, constantly berating and psychotic tulpa doesn't sound very pleasant. Unless you somehow manage to create a personality that only has Floweys good sides in it. I highly doubt it thought. Whenever I think of people and tulpas I think back on that one time years ago with that guy that failed his tulpa and claimed it screams constantly.
>>143902686
/pol/ because at least I kinda care about Undertale
>>143902332
You don't need to be the best at anything to be the best country, considering how fucked up most are either economically and/or socially
>>143902792
>America
>seriously considering voting for Trump
>not fucked up socially
>>143902686
This is why no one likes the american kids who think they understand politics.
It's genuinely worse than characterwars
Shitty last tbqh
>>143902771
this desu
>>143902686
>/pol/
Have you ever been on /pol/ or just heard all about it from your hugbox on tumblr?
>>143902686
/pol/ bullshit is worse.
Characterfag arguments are at least UT-related.
>>143902792
>"You don't need to be the best to be the best" - Americans
>>143902695
I feel /pol/ are involved.
I can tell because they shitpost the same way on that board.
>>143902686
/pol/ is. I don't want to shitpost the same way in 2 different boards.
>>143902695
American kids could spend the whole day here.
>>143902854
>le trump sux
Hi rebbit!
someone deleted an image
disgusting cheater
Can we not talk about politics? It's one of the few things you never bring up in polite conversations.
Here is a list of 3 things you don't talk about
>1.Religion
>2.Politics
>3.Money
>>143902868
You can always tell a /pol/ because they use the same terminology constantly but convince themselves that they're above everyone else.
something something Jew something nigger something something kike amerifat etc.
I've only scrolled through it 2 or 3 times and it's always the same.
>>143903049
So cat penis is perfectly ok?
>>143903049
sure, let's talk about vore instead
WHICH CHARACTERS ARE:
>Best for soft vore and digestion
>Best for cock vore
>Best for anal vore
Last for best
>>143902859
Not anymore.
>>143903020
;)
>>143903049
Let's talk about the Jews!
>>143902695
I was just getting better over the weekend when my comfy night got fucked up.I hope I haven't been spreading the negativity here though.
>>143903049
>4chan
>polite conversation
:)
>>143902890
Didn't the master leafposter say something along those lines?
>>143903049
>ITT: babies who cant handle debate
>>143902854
Either you're Mexican or a brainwashed Europoor, but hopefully you're just trolling
>>143902890
>China: best GDP, standard of living is complete shit, zero freedoms
>Most Europoor countries: Ok GDP, good standard of living, don't have the freedom of speech, liberal hellholes, quickly going down the drain
Ever heard of a jack of all trades?
>>143902868
I was just on the Trump general (despite being a europoor I actually support him) and this has /pol/ shitposting written all over it.
>>143902854
>America
>seriously considered voting for Sanders
>not fucked up socially
ftfy
>>143903049
what religion do think asgore forces upon the monsters through his position as king, and how does it impact the monster economy
>>143903157
>/pol/
>being able to debate anything reasonably
>>143902232
Holy shit! Beetlejuice in the background! That's a cosplay I wouldn't have expected.
>>143903129
>Best for soft vore
Asriel and Toriel
>and digestion
Chara and Asgore
>Best for cock vore
Happy Dragon and Aaron
>Best for anal vore
Onionsan
>>143903263
Monsters are obviously atheists, which is contributing to their moral degeneracy.
>>143903157
>political debate
>in an undertale general
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm-Ijm5X84w
>>143903049
Religion is something that has to be brought up, because religion is literally false information with life-limiting practices. It's just that /utg/ isn't the right place for it.
>>143903263
Well he intends to become godlike but they celebrate christmas so...
*tips fedora* I guess
>>143903295
>tumblr
>able to reasonably debate anything
>>143903263
well the monsters did reference God several times i guess, so maybe Christianity or some Abrahamic spinoff
otherwise i have no idea
>>143903342
You put a lot of thought into this
>>143902854
It's less fucked up than Hillary "corporate puppet" Clinton though.
Both would be better presidents than Asgore though.
Who would win, /utg/?
>76 people who like undertale
or
>3 determined shitposters
>>143903419
Good thing we aren't on tumblr then!
>>143903485
all people lose with this
we all know that
>>143903495
You definitely seen to think you're on it, though
>>143903450
>using the word "god" in casual conversation = actually believing in a religion
>>143903485
Being on /pol/ I've seen 1 shitposter from fucking Lesotho btfo a bunch of canucks so my money goes on the shitposters.
>>143903342
Is this pred or prey, though? And who's Happy Dragon?
>>143903403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyfaqeTY1SM
>>143903483
thank god that donald trump has nothing to do with corporations
>>143903367
Debating how to genocide monsters is worthy political debate sempai
>>143903485
Shitposters apparently. It'd help if we didn't have so much young americans.
Oh would you look at that guess I'm last
>>143903419
god how retarded are you?
>>143903485
But nobody likes Undertale!
>>143903485
We're in the process of finding that out.
>>143903408
dib dib
i bet you identify as "straight but open to homosexuality" too
>>143903485
i think you know the answer
>>143903408
*tips fedora*
>>143903049
Change the last thing into sex and it's the three things I usually avoid talking about in public. I already got in trouble for talking about what happened during the Swedish crusades and the guys at work branded me as some religious nut.
>>143903630
It's actually a really good thing that he controls them instead of being controlled by them.
mettaton is the donald trump of undertale
24 (You)s this thread
Not bad
ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS
WHO /Australia/ HERE?
>>143903403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6hlQabgiw
>>143903805he doesn't control them, he is them
Is this the best thread to date?
>>143903408
thanks reddit
>>143903881
>34
keep up nigga
>>143903468
I try to do what I do well.
>>143903626
These are all predators. Not like it wouldn't be good for Chara to digest as well though.
And it's the green dragon in the hotel.
>>143903857
Yeah but is Trump going to cover America in gold and glitter and purge all unfans?
Mettaton: 1
Trump: 0
Vote Mettaton 2016
>>143903714
>>143903772
>>143903960
nice ad hominem, boys
Why isn't the majority of this thread lewds?
>>143903881
>>143904003
>668
you'll cowards dont even smoke crack
>>143904064
that's exactly what he's going to do tho
Its pretty sad when the vorefags are better then 85% of the rest of the thread
>>143904007
Oh, okay.
Why Onionsan for AV, though? I'd sayalphyswould be better in that regard.
>>143903950
It's lively at least.
>>143903857
Someone shoop mettas legs onto the Donald.
>>143904101
>expecting /pol/ to respond with anything aside from memes
you should know better
>>143904101
>all religions are le brainwashing!!! 12 year old tripe
>expects a serious response
>>143903921
Same thing. You control the human you are.
There's only a chance Trump would use his position to further corporations for personal gain.
It's beyond doubt that Hillary would use her position to further the needs of the companies she owes to.
Always roll your chances.
>>143904101
thats not what ad hominem means
>>143904064
yeah, actually
>>143904185
I know. The last thing I want to do is to go as low as they are in this "argument".
Which undertale is the best forhugging
Last
>>143904142
No
Trump won't make things as beautiful.
Does he have an eye for color? What brands does he wear?
Checkmate, surface-dweller.
>>143904101
not sure what you expected by basically posting "wow look how DUMB these christians are compared to my enlightened self haha"
>>143904302
maybe, i trust both of them equally. that is, not at all.
i'll probably just vote partisanly
>>143904348Muffet.
Cute six-armed hug! The only correct answer!
So since this is /pol/ lite can I post my /pol/ memes?
>>143904353
Kek
>>143904151
Because it would be so abstract that it would be a bit less disgusting and maybe more tolerable that way.
Also somewhat less suffocating I guess? I'm not really into Alphys unless you shower her first. Chubby lizard is hot but a smelly weeb not so much.
If everyone in this general would just try having sex with their pets this wouldn't be happening
check out this spicy new game theory
http://i.imgur.com/ookwGDd.jpg?1
>>143904348
Asgore and Papyrus are the ones I want to hug the most
>>143904340
"look at me, im so superior"
>>143904473
>implying you wouldn't shitpost with a cat on your dick
I wish I could have a gote(boss monster) on my dick instead though.
>>143904472
Ah, okay. I personally like AV, so it wouldn't be gross to me.
>>143904367
>Mettaton brand Mettaton
>Trump brand Trump
it's a difference in style, not theory
>>143904348
I want to squeeze Asriel until he bleats
>>143904665
It's called MTT-BRAND you fucking pleb
Which characterfag is the best?
>>143904473
having sex with animals also political too though.
nice try
>>143904403
That wasn't what I was trying to say. I just said something which is a fact. It IS false info.
Now it's just funny to see people get mad over this.
>>143904802
Asrielfags
>>143904802
Whichever one I am
>>143904802
Trumpfags
I for one welcome our new /pol/ leaders
>>143904650
Shitpost, yes, but the shitposting would be better
>>143904826
>sexual preferences are now political issues
And this is why the media is awful
>>143904656
I mean yeah, it's not like monsters poop so it wouldn't smell really (or worse).
It would just be kinda awkward.
I've been wondering about AV though, do you like it fatal? With ending to digestion and stuff? That's the part that I usually don't really get, with OV you can usually assume that it might end fatally but with AV you can just never be sure.
>>143904463
In reality most of africa was portuguese
>>143904842
"God not being real is a FACT."
ok
>>143904928
sexual preferences have always been political, mate
>>143904802
the ones that post things I enjoy
>>143904842
devil's proof, you fucking retard
>>143904842
People saying they actually believe in god are just baiting people who don't ie. most people. Don't actually be that guy from /r/atheism who replies to them.
Has a thread EVER been this devoted to /pol/ before?
To whoever is making next bread:
Please make it Woshua.
>>143905195
*tips*
Who the fuck let /pol/ in here? Go home you have your own board
>>143905261
nah, flowe
at least we'll have a new thread soon, so that's ok i guess
go on with your discussion, anons
>>143905195
so which privileged european country/northeastern state are you from?
>>143905254
It happens occasionally.
>>143904996
>>143905126
God not being real isn't something that has been proven false, but all the things in the bible which break the laws of physics have.
Why are we talking about politics and religion on utg?
>>143904842
You can't get into an argument with a religious person.
A religious person is, by definition, somebody who believes in something without any evidence. You can't argue with somebody like that.
>>143905254
were you around when they'd show up any time people posted undyne
it used to be far worse
>>143905254
This is more /pol/ than most actual /pol/ threads.
It's hilarious.
>>143892920
I dunno, I think we kind of flanderize what little we see of the characters. I mean, she was married happily for hundreds of years and managed a kingdom for the same period of time. How disagreeable could she have been is all I'm saying.
Anyways, this all comes down to taste at the end of the day. Some people absolutely hate self-righteousness, poisoning everything for them, but I kind of a personality that is a little more equipped to talk down people up on airs without escalation. I don't view it as the literal worst, not in this situation
>>143905417
yeah, i mean the big bang is SO much more logical, am i right my fellow bill nyer?
>>143905384
Moreover, if God did exist he has as much of a chance of being Jewish or Islamic or some weird Eastern (Hindu?) God/Gods.
>>143905254
This just might be the worst.
>>143905269
Sup, /r/atheism
Sharing a bed with Papyrus!
>>143905504
>responding to a 2 hour post
besides Toriel is a boring as shit character who abuses children
>>143905583
NO NOT THIS AGAIN
NO GREEK WRESTLING
>>143905384
Pretty much
While the question as to whether or not a deity or deities exist hasn't been proven wrongbecause it's unfalsifiable, which also makes it unscientific, pretty much all major religions are very clearly false
>>143905532
We have empirical evidence suggesting the existence of the Big Bang though. Just because you failed entry-level physics didn't mean everyone else did.
>>143904126
Because those are illegal in /vg/. They also make for poor conversation topics.
I don't want to reply to the bleating asriel anon because the post if perfect as it
But I also wanted to express my appreciation for it.
>>143905641
Wearing couples pajamas with Papyrus!
Snuggling under the bed covers with Papyrus!
Sharing the fluffy bunny book with Papyrus!
>>143905195
But it is hard to distinguish a religious person from a troll, unless they go all out with the bait.
>>143905561
Yeah, "if".
>religion debate
Wow really?
I'm fucking dying.
>>143905583
Getting into a friendly pillow fight!
Papyrus hits too hard and you topple off the bed!
>>143905384
you imply that the judeochristian bible!God is the only one
a god can exist, maybe not in the form of the one youre thinking
it is literally impossible to prove that a god doesnt exist
>>143905417
thats would belief is, you fucking retard
and you could say the same thing about yourself
there is no evidence disproving a higher being
>>143905702
>empirical evidence
LMAO. care to share?
>>143905667
HARAM
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>>143905737
>>143905761
NOOOOOOOOO
>>143904348
Either Muffet or Asriel. They're the cutest while also soft.
>>143905785
Well, yeah, if you constantly push the goalposts back as to what a God is. But even then lack of proof of absence is not a convincing argument for belief.
WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD
>>143905667
>>143905384
>not following Christianity for moral/ethical reasons
it's almost like you advocate the fall of existing western traditions and vote for primarily center-left political parties
>>143905128
>you cannot delete posts this often
you win this time
>>143905738
They are indistinguishable indeed, so why bother replying? You can't debate with stupid people just as you can't debate with trolls.
It's really useful to grow used to internet being filled with both, you don't have to associate with them and doing so just makes you the stupid one.
>>143905761
Papyrus getting worried and checking on you!
Papyrus getting softly hit in the face with your pillow!
Tackling Papyrus back onto his bed while he was distracted!
>>143904348
Frisk canonically gives the best Hugs.
I just arrived to the thread...
what the fuck is happening? Is this a /pol/ takeover?
>>143905795
The fact that all galaxies we've observed are redshifted
Measurable Cosmic background radiation
The differing composition of stars of different ages
need i go on?
>>143905614
It's where I left off before I went to go do errands and stuff, And fuck you, I like her.
>>143905995
>post one 100 marines thing
>thread devolves from there into religion debate
infinite bait works
>>143905746
I wondered why nobody talked about the fact Undertales say god in everyday speech, surely they were seen as demons who could take human souls were they trying to appease or did they really believe? Monster souls are weird and everything is magic
>>143905785
>"guys, our god is actually an undertale!"
>"I don't believe you."
>"Well, you can't prove that it doesn't exist!"
This is bait.
>>143906052
lmao, so this just came out of nothing is what you're saying. alright buddy
>>143906190
Nice strawman.
>>143905907
>you can't have ethics or morals if you're not religious
>if you're not religious, you have to be a leftist
>if you keep following the same religion then your culture won't change
I want the christfags to leave
>>143906190
>"I don't understand physics"
Did you drop out of elementary school or is the American education system really this terrible?
Like really I learned this stuff in 5th grade.
>>143905907
I don't need a religion so I'd have morals.
That's just insulting.
>>143906281
The US education system likes to dance around topics that are sensitive to christians a lot
My memory's not the best, but I don't think they even touched on the big bang until 8th grade
>>143905737
>you will never run through your peaceful morning routine while Papyrus flits about doing Papyrus things in the background
>you will never get into a terrible rivalry with your neighbors when their dog chases Papyrus through the streets trying to chew his bones
>you will never get kicked out of a store when Papyrus gets into a heated argument with a mannequin he believes to be just a very rude human that is ignoring him
>you will never wait for the police and firemen to arrive when Papyrus gets trapped in the slide at the McDonald's PlayPlace on your anniversary
>>143906280
>>143906307
There's no such a thing as objective morality without religion, my dudes.
If there's no God, why the fuck are you limiting yourself within historically Christian-based moral systems?
>>143906280
>>143906307
>being moral
>following spooks
stirner.png
>>143906536
Because the world'd generally be a shitty place to live in if we didn't
And history's shown that people can and will interpret the Bible however the fuck they feel like it, so it doesn't really matter in the end anyway, if we don't like something the Bible says we just pretend it doesn't say it
last for Papyrus
>>143906864
Read some Stirner lad.
Morality without religion is a spook. Either own yourself or re-join religious slavery. There is no sustainable or logical in-between.
>>143907352
Sum it up for me
>>143907352
>>143906693
The construction of society benefits me though, how else would I be able to live off of welfare checks :^)
It's in my own personal interest (and I believe most people to perpetuate our current system of values despite not believing in god myself.
>>143876281
>No mad dummy
0/tem
Last for Pap...
Wait, what the fuck is happening here?
>>143906536
What like killing people? Realize it is a mirror, you're killing yourself. Something called the golden rule
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