Cute catboys edition!
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>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
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http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>143775812
naka bp
naka bp
hyurboypussy
hi
naka soles
Please do not undercut other players by large amounts. It makes me sad when I get less from taxes.
I reported Naka.
xth for being petted by your battle buddy
>>143803515
>>143804390https://gumroad.com/l/ff14arrnp
that's the mod. there is one for lalafell too. If you do not
Unsure if pic related has been fixed, so you'll need to also buy the lalafell one unless you don't care about it.https://gumroad.com/l/npNewL
>>143804394
ugly
>>143804394
ugly
>>143804394
ugly
>>143804484
>>143804494
>>143804554
ugly
>>143804394
fuggo batty boy
>>143804470
>If you do not Unsure if pic related has been fixed
My typo is amazing.
>>143803664
>>143804052
>>143804185
he doesn't care about the game anymore, it's something wrong with his computer not his keyboard. he's had a brand new cpu and motherboard sitting in the box since december even though i've offered to set up his new hardware for him several times, but in his defense it's hard to find free time to haul his pc over here and drive 45min to my house.
I approve of this thread
xth for kitties
>>143804753
spuki giv me a hugi
right meow
>>143804753
cute cattes
>>143804603
ugly
#TRANNYQUEST
FUCKING
WHEN
私は上手ニャンジャではありません。 :3
Post your favorite cat, regardless of their personality
if any healers can queue up for a4n on aether that would be fantastic, thank you.
Can I get an image of the 3.3 sasquatch/gorilla minion?
>>143804470
You might want to wait to see if this is updated for 3.3
Considering he hasn't fixed the lalas yet, or included them in the original price as promised, there's a fair chance you'll be throwing your money away.
At the same time it's $5 so whatever.
>>143804912
Isn't that just the general as a whole?
gilgamesh era
>>143804182
i like catboys.but they're all gay
>>143804912
speaking of trannies whatever happened to vjera
didn't he come back from the ded or something why isn't he posting
>>143804912
I don't have the other ones saved.
>>143804696
>brahms with boob window armor
give me more
>>143804998
I linked the lalafell one too, and quite honestly he will not be including lalafell into the original if it means more nudebux for him.
Some people still seem to be buying so I am sure he will update.
>>143805061
Vjera was a black american man pretending to be a european tranny.
>143805037
bait
>>143804928
Platinum rare Vic
>>143805194
I know, I'm just mentioning the abandoned vibe. His twitter has been dead since early December or something.
>>143805301
that's old moni tho
>>143805061
he doesn't post because he got exposed to be a black guy
he tried posting again a while ago and got laughed out of the thread
it is, as you say... an ebin elimination
>>143804928
今おれのこの頭のことなんつった
R8 my cat healer
>>143805395
Is it? What a strange change
>>143804390
Post picture of your character.
If I like you, I'll add you on skype and send you the .rar. Its the naughtyweaver mod (the paid one)
>>143805486
On a scale of one to cute she is chubby cheeks.
>>143805486
christmas cake/10
Lonely miqote looking for a good time...
PST
>>143805585
please be a boy
>>143805640
he is irl
character is not
>>143805585
I asked you before but you said no..
Someone give me the low down on Awena. What's with the constant baiting?
>>143805801
Leave Awena alone... He's great
>>143805801
nice try awena
>>143805801
Don't bully Awena...
>>143805801
it's a meme, you dip
>>143805486
mom/10, needs a cute shota to molest.
Guardian of justice looking for cute and pure chococat to lovingly EB on Balmung!No catboys!
>>143804182
>Doing A7 for my weekly drop
>We wipe the first time to something
>MCH starts to bitch at the MT WAR for not doing enough DPS
>They argue and complain for a few minutes
>Tell them to pull
>The MCH pulls
>Neither tank tries to get hate
>Healers desperately try to keep people alive
>Eventually adds kill the WHM and we start to wipe
>Look over at the WAR
>He's literally sitting and doing nothing
>Wipe
>Vote abandon
Getting real close to quitting this shitpile of a game, and I haven't even done A8 for the week yet.
>>143805801
she's a cat merchant
>>143806012
Justice is dead.
>>143805801
Parents never loved them.
>>143805057
I'd rather be a gay catboy than converse with you.
>>143806061
A7 is always a shitfest, A8 is always smooth in comparison.
>>143806061
Why should the tank help if the MCH pulled? He wanted to tank.
>>143806175
Salora a cute! CUTE!
>>143806309
salora is the best moonc@ tbqh
>>143806256
Because then the rest of us suffer and die pointlessly
iri please suck my cock.. ill do whatever you want in return, suck your cock too, tickle your little butthole with my tongue, suck on your puffy little nipples etc. i'd like to ravage your (virgin?) ass too and suck my cum out of you after
pls respond..
hiyo
>>143806415
agreed
How fast is too fast /xivg/?
>>143806505
still ugly
>>143806505
get on the fucking magitek armor already.
>>143806505
ugly af
>>143806505
ugly
>>143806012
do you like white chococate...
>>143806505
>slowing down the run to take an ugly selfie
au ra girls, everyone
xth for mateus
>>143806812
Awena I said no..
>>143806467
control yourself mumu
>>143806812
>cute
>pure
>you
Poor Aweiner ;_;
>>143806874
>>143806607
still the first at the walls
>>143804973
Thanks again if you were one of the healers or both, sorry you had to deal with that first wipe!
>>143806467
mumu....
>>143804468you'd better be hitting that battle buddy too, son
make me proud
>be male
>be not c@
>never wanted in any vg fcs, that's fine
>never wanted in any normie fcs either, not so fine
i'm going to hug f'telor irl!
>>143804691
Yeah, I figured he lost interest, i just wish he'd fix his PC so we could play other games together or something.
>>143807447
iktf
>>143807676
Being a minority sucks.
>>143806467
Sugi calm down...
>>143807581
same, I bet she gives great bear hugs
Guys, how do I get Selzh togo down on me?
>>143807871
step 1. be male character
step 2. be a popular ebin
step 3. bait yourself at the bench and wait
I'm the cutest catboy!
Does anyone here legitimately rp or erp? It seems like it could be fun but I would find it hard to get into and take seriously
ara ara... you wouldn't be interested in an old giraffe like me?
>>143807581
>>143807816
Bear hugs are the only acceptable kind of hugs !
>>143807871
selzh is at the bench right now
approach now
>>143808015
i do. the people i rp/erp with are non vg though
>>143808015
I RP, but I'm not comfortable with revealing my identity on here
>>143808015
most of the posters here are erpers
>>143808015
RP, rarely, ERP, no.
The former is just acting, and it can be quite fun. The latter's pointless and efficient at its purpose - why wouldn't someone just watch porn?
>>143808097
Are you on balmung? How hard is it to get into rp?
>>143808382
yes, and its really easy. what kind of rp are you looking for? story driven stuff?
>>143808059
Not interested at all, actually
>>143808015
If you want someone to practice RP with, send me a tellN.M.
>>143808015
I'd like to RP, but I find it hard to get into on Gilgamesh.
>>143808512
Didn't you hurt awenapoo
>>143808491
>>143808059
Sure
>>143808601
Not me!
>>143807995
>>143807871
Why would people like Selzh? Arent they a poop cat or is that only Mado?
>>143808601
I miss Awena...
Anyone want to kiss my toes?
Whisper me,Noriko Makoto
>>143808059
Even old giraffes can sate a lion's hunger.The fuck did I just say?
>>143808015
I think it would be fun to RP as a member of a military or mercenary group, but I've never RP'd and would probably be bad at it.
>>143808480
I don't know really. I guess just establishing some kind of back story for my character and acting like her instead of just playing the game. I'm on excal, should I just try to get an alt onto balmung?
>>143808782
This is why I hate going here. People just namedrop to make fun of people instead of actually being creative.
>>143808905
It wasn't a namedrop
>>143808905
Calm down Liora.
>>143809001
prove it
>>143808601
Awena and I are the bestest friends
>>143808905
False flag
>>143808823
kek
>>143809179
What top is that?
>>143809179
Not the bestest....
>>143809273
Sky Pirate's Coat of Casting/Healing
>>143808897
definitely. it won't be easy but worth a shot. wait for maint then spam spam spam. since i dont know of any rp groups of excal
>>143806309
>>143806415
Leave him out of this!!!
so, any supposition on how we'll get the 2 seats pegasus ?pls don't be pvp
>>143809179
>tfw awena x nori will never bully you
why live
>>143809348
well... close..
>>143809352
Oh! Unless you meant Awena's, which is the Thaliak's Chestwrap of of Healing/Casting which is pvp armor
kill all these worst neomillennial alaskan faggot goat cocksucking weak white scrawny neomillennial cuckold pranksters
>Nori is back
this general is saved
>>143809494
I'm his bestest....
>>143809358
Are people sticklers about lore naming? I have a cat but I have a name I love already and it doesn't follow the convention
>>143809450
We already have ADS and the mini airship tho
Watch it be something dumb like Diadem or the new treasure hunt thing
>>143809179
Do you like having your feet worshipped? I bet you do, slut.
>tfw leveling SCH almost exclusively through beast tribe quests
>never played healer before, scared to queue for dungeons
>>143809661
Yes but all my followers went to Iri's feet.
>>143809684
Start in the lowbie dungeons, the fairy will carry you.
>>143809645
watch it be 20 euros in the mog store
>>143809713
tranny feet are still a step up from grown man feet
>>143809816
That'd be fine with me desu, but don't they usually have a separate announcement for cash shop stuff??
>>143809592
in my experience no. some are, like having a mooncat with a suncat naming convention but i think in general people aren't too anal about it. also you can just say something like (if you're a suncat) they left their tribe and decided to give a name to themself
>>143809816
It's a nice horse. Twenty whole Europeans is a bit steep but eh, we'll start with the Swedes.
>>143809523
what
>almost a year since Heavensward launch
>birthday right on Heavensward launch
>remembers spending time with best fc and friends
>pre-launch party on comms and birthday party, just having fun
>current day, no fc, no friends, nothing
>only person left in linkshell filled with friends
Times changed Anons...
>>143809816
Good because im not doing any diadem shit anymore.
Finally, I feel like a a viking warrior.
>>143810141
post your soles rylai
post chins.
>>143805061
Been playing FFXI andToME4.
>>143810287
Are you looking up my armor skirt..
So why doesn't this game have contested content on a 12-72 hour spawn but then the same content on a weekly spawn instanced?
>>143810393
Anal insertion leaves wounds.
>>143810008
you heard me, you white faggot
I've lurked the general for a couple days now.
Is there really no /vg/ guild on Balmung anymore? That sucks... I got no friends to hang with and I just transferred here a couple weeks ago.
who are all the ebins in game so I know who to avoid
>>143810393
AYYY WHAS GOOD MAURICE
>>143809684
It's easy, just mix adlo with physick+embrace and use rouse on the fairy when you need heavier healing or for when you want to dps.
>>143810486
You could always try making a new one only to discover it will not end well just like the last 3 times.
>>143810069
HW was shit.
>>143810069
>tfw most of your in-game friends still play
I'm sorry your friends abandoned you...
>>143810460
What.
>>143810513
My name is Tevin today.
>>143810486
At this point in/vg/s lifecycle, there are too many cliques for an all encompassing fc.
>>143810419
i was actually waiting for you to pee.
selzh is my favorite
>>143810613
>tfw Vjera will never use your images again
>>143809494
Awena's yeah. Thank.
holy shit male roe /happy is weird
>>143810552
Pretty much, killed the game even more than it already did.
>>143810574
It's alright, it's not your fault Anon. I'm more sad about my upcoming birthday, I usually have terrible birthdays and last year was a fun one since I actually had a good time.
>>143810760
Do you have a folders of these. Please give.
>>143809179
>awena traded one NM for another
>>143810910
Looks like you already have most of them.
>>143810958
new NM best NM
>>143810958
tfw not traded at all
>>143810661i'd drink Selzh's pee
>tfw replaced
I should just quit this fc and start anew on another server
>>143810796
post it
>>143811005
I literally only had those two.
>>143811078
>he joined Saint
lmao
>>143811165
Have a rare one on me, senpai.
>>143811426
Thank you very much.
>>143810393
Why did you lie about a being a transexual when you're actually a nigger
>>143811038
Who
>Vjera will never make you lick the dirt off of his Nike Jordans while calling you a sissy ass white boy and stealing your paycheck
y lifve
>>143811660N.M
>>143811654
..?
Is there a way to get my character data if I don't have it saved? I made my character with the benchmark, but deleted all of it when I got the game, so I no longer have the character data.
>>143811095
https://a.pomf.cat/gfatom.webm
>>143812001
cute!
>>143811953
Does an alt or your main have the model?
>>143811953
Right click your character on login screen and you can save it
>>143811953
right click character name in login screen > save appearance data
>>143812001
Do you like lala gfs..
>>143812161
Remove Lalas.
>>143812161
no, it's just me being bored and fucking around making characters anyway
>>143812324
Who's this cutie and is she on Balmung
>>143812113
>>143812142
Oh, cool, thanks.
>>143812001
honestly thats really cute
>>143812375
like i said i was just messing around with characters. i don't even know what world i put her on, and i'll likely never play her
>>143812414
maybe it's just the noises he made when he did it, idk
>doing roulettes more
>start paying attention to fellow BLMs more
>start noticing more how some BLMs don't know how to use flare or even rotations
>pay even more attention to try and help them understand
>do more roulettes
>start realizing that this might not just be the case with BLMs, but all dps classes
>tfw those times when it felt like I was the only one doing damage might have been because it was true
I genuinely can't tell because I only really play BLM and can't see what other classes are doing. I just did antitower today and I think the DRG never used his blue dragon thing and it felt like we were going on forever.
I mean you don't really need to be the best at your class or play them at their maximum potential, but if you're going expert roulette at least understand what abilities you got on your way to 60. The only exception that I know of is freeze for BLMs which genuinely has no reason outside of pvp to exist, even though I wish it did.Right? Please tell me if there's some use for it outside of one boss fight, I kind of want to use it.
Please educate your fellow players if they suck at a class you know how to play, because eventually I might end up in a party with them.
Ada is gassy!
Toot toot!
She loves to poot!
Oh yeah!
She's got the gas!
Brap brap brrrrt!
>SE went through the effort of totally remaking their dead game
>They kill it again with HW
>They think anyone will buy the next expansion after this
>>143812681
>tfw very bored of heavensward but probably will buy the next expansion anyway, even though nothing will change
>>143809684
You'll likely feel like a shitter, but do a few dungeons without going into cleric stance until you get the basics. Once you're comfortable just healing, pop into CS every now and then when the tank is on high health and go back once he's low.
From there you'll learn to optimize and after like ten dungeons total you'll be better than the DF average.
The learning curve on WHM is significantly simpler, but if you've already levelled as SCH might as well stick with it.
>>143812536
im not educating anyone. they all bitch and moan when i do so not gonna bother.
>>143812958
Because it's THEIR SUB, clearly. God, don't you people realise that? You're not the boss of them.I hope everyone who uses that argument gets bone cancer of the skull.
Anyone else have trouble picking a job?I have a main that I love but my secondary job is basically a flavor of the month that I decide mostly on what outfit I can make
>>143813049
Tell me about your main and why you love it, anon, and I'll help you find a fitting alt.
>>143813035
>tfw i used it to get the person asking me why i was only spamming heavy thrust in VA to fuck off
if you can't beat em, join em.
>>143812536
When bosses disconnect you can try to precast it when they return if you are in umbral/no stack. It's not much and needs to be timed really well but it's something.
>>143812536
>DRGs who never touch BotD
Literally how do these fuckers get though content
>the velvet video
thanks for the quality content /xivg/
>>143812536
freeze is a spell for expert tier blizzard wizzards, who use it from extreme range to deal damage in an AOE without putting themselves at risk like the lower, scrubbier blizzard 2 spamming blizzard wizzards.
I hate being a cuck, but sometimes I just fit into that role since I'm such a failure lmao
>>143813127
I do pld, I enjoy protecting my allies and I love girls in not slutty armor. Right now my secondary is bard because i generally like supporting roles and that's the closest there is on this game
>>143812851
>The learning curve on WHM is significantly simpler
>no fairy covering fuck ups
>actual mp management required
>dps mode that requires you to actively dps the whole time
>simpler learning curve
>>143808059
>[abducting noises]
>>143813490
It is simple.
>>143813242
I once did A6 with a BLM who never used fireIV. I met another one in A1 who used fireIV, but didn't refresh enochian with blizzIV. When I told them to use blizzIV to refresh, they used it like three times in a row until enochian fell off and then stayed off for the rest of the fight.
>>143813173
People are so touchy in VA, on the last boss everyone but me got petrified and I just said rip team, people were like "stop being so negative, chill" "they're probably an elitist" like what I'm just making a jokey comment on it
>>143812536
>educate someone
>they get angry
I just eat the 30 minute penalty. I'm not fucking going through a dungeon run with a BLM that spams Blizzard at full MP or a BRD that uses his filler while completely ignoring Venomous Bite/Windbite. I'm also not putting up with a non-DPSing healer.
>>143812850
It's not like the dev team will get any bigger, or any better.
SE is hogging all their resources vor XV and VII, and XIV just gets scraps now.
>>143813490
I think what they mean is there's more shit to learn on SCH, but we all know WHM has to be more careful for the reasons you listed. Still, it's balanced by being a lot more straight forward.
>>143813490
Simple and easy aren't the same thing.
Leaving regen on the tank, going on CS, casting aero and spamming stone with real straight forwards cooldowns is simpler than managing the pet, aetherflow stacks, multiple performance improving cooldowns and learning about proper shield use while damage involves three separate DoTs from an early level.
It's easier to leave all 90% of the healing for the fairy, sure, but it sure as shit aint simpler.
>>143813538
ilovetheseeyes
>>143812497
Share character data so I can use as a retainer?
if not then thats okay
>>143814243
sure just give me like 20 minutes
>>143813450
As far as DPS goes Bard and Ninja are probably your best bet, but have you looked into healer jobs? SCH and AST are pretty great if you want to keep everyone safe and also improve their performance.
I myself like healing for almost the same reasons you like Paladin, and after fucking about with every DPS job and feeling no real connection to any of them I decided to try PLD and fucking loved it. They play completely differently but the feeling of doing your job well has a similar flavour.
gay baby jail
>>143814057Sapphire and ruby.
Sometimes the light will catch therubyjust right and it looks like it glows.
>>143814578
I'm in love
>>143814410
Yeah I have all the healers leveled too, I'd consider whm my tertiary job. I enjoy the focus on straight forward strong healing, though sch is fun too. Didn't enjoy ast much though.
>>143813049
No. I enjoyed WHM at 50 and I am completely enamored with it at 60.Plus it gives me a good excuse to be used as a fucktoy.
>>143814617
selzh isthe best
>>143814578
shrek ugly green ugly ugly ook dook ugly green shrek noob ugly
>>143812958
>>143813789
>visit /vg/, shitpost central
>can't handle a bit of verbal abuse
I joke. But seriously though.
I've never run into people who took advice badly. At most it was ignored or interpreted wrong, but most I've approached about this were actually happy to learn, even promising to look up guides after the duty was done. Some shitters are shitters because they genuinely never knew they were doing badly. I spent my early THM levels casting sleep on everything before attacking the tank's main target until I learned my job was to aoe all day. I even had fire II out of my crossbar once because I figured the damage was worse, and then met a BLM at dusk vigil many months later who still did this. To someone out there, *I* was the shitter once. The difference is that some are never given a reason to get better because content to level 60 is kinda piss-easy that you can get away with it.
Weren't people asking about RP earlier?
Well looks like something is happening, could be worth checking out.
[8:30 p.m.]Anton Borneheld: Ladies and Gentledudes! Might and Magitek is opening the doors on the Sword and Skillet tavern once again... And this time, we go Doman. We've got your rice, your wine, your rice wine.. Noodles? Sushi. To top it all off, we've got a drinking contest at the end of the night.. Among other things. Goblet 6-12, open now until.. Everyone's asleep. Come eat raw fish, make money, and have fun!
I wish you could have your hair color set to change with your glamour. I hate having to go to the aesthetician whenever I feel like playing a class that has a different color scheme.
>>143813049
SCH is the only job worth maining since it's the only good job in the game.
>reading old letters with you and your ex eb from mogmail
>>143815065
>drinking contest
why this
I remember this being a thing in rp servers for nwn because constitution rolls and fortitude saves were part of a daily routine, but how does a contest like that even work in XIV? Is there some kind of /roll command or do people just decide that eventually they don't want to flap their DUDE SO DRUNK LMAO dicks around anymore?
How do you make a contest where no one is actually challenged? Even for rp?
>>143815670
there is /random I guess?
>>143815485
Fuck off sadelf.
>>143814243
>>143814349
actually it seems my sub just expired, sorry dood
>>143815898
Ah, so there is. While writing the previous post I had a page open with chat commands and couldn't find anything, but looking at another page there is. Still, that's pretty damn basic.
i just want to be comfy
>>143816176
Are you and Sugi going to share a house in 3.3?
>>143816139
I know I've seen combat where that's used. Makes the edge fests so funny when you have a basic character outroll flashy anime tropes.
>>143816256
Why do you always associate them with scenic shots?
>>143815925
Goddamnit.
>>143816256
I dunno I'm p broke
>>143814940
I have horrible experiences in level 50 roulette. I can't imagine how bad these shitters play at 60. And 60 is a big jump from 50 playstyle. To us, it's easy. But to those other people? wew
>>143816491
its ps4 filenames so you can tell its asuna
