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- sheldon's picks Vol.2 are coming june 7! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- two new splatoon dioramas coming in july for japan!
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Marie is best squid!
Callie is a retard!
>>143723112
>best squid
>doesn't eat her vegetables
>>143723112
Why do Mariefags always feel like being so mean?
>>143723203
Coping with inadequacy.
>>143723112
fpbp
>>143722957
>>143723112
>>143723203
She's an adorable, lovable retard.
Marie is an adorable, lovable bitch.
>>143723203
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
>>143723380
"Retard" is an exaggeration, but "bitch" is definitely isn't.
>>143723518
I imagine Marie having a German accent. If she wasn't Japanese.
For the sake of the Anniversary, post the first Splatoon image you ever saved.
>>143723813
>>143723813
You already posted it
>>143723813
What if transforming back and fourth from squid form causes pain? What if constantly dematerializing yourself into a liquid and back causes the most burning, screaming, cartilage snapping pain beyond anyone's comprehension, but the inklings do it over and over again in their forced training for the impending Second Great Turf War?
What if an Inkling's life is nothing but constant suffering from which Hell would be a respite? Is an Inkling's soul twisted and broken from an existence that has known nothing but pain since it was born?
What if all that keeps them alive through suffering unknowable to any other forms of life is that they might cause suffering doubly unto their enemies.
>get other person with english name on team
is this how I know i'm going to lose
>>143723813
I miss meme lobbies
![b1ksfjegrydmniupv8lu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G1MKEX7.jpg "b1ksfjegrydmniupv8lu[1].jpg")
>>143723813
>>143724226
I imagine converting between forms feels as natural as holding your breath.
That's like wondering if humans feel excruciating pain when flaps of skin blink over the surfaces of their eyes.
>>143724247
i remember someone got mad when i shot their shit for camping on the side lanes in mall
good times, though we haven't done bombchu bowling in a long time
>>143724226
I don't know but imagine having a woomy squidbag on your dick
Any lobbies up for the anniversary?
>>143723112
This statement is correct.
>>143724226
>Marie talks about respawning in stage banter for Mahi-Mahi
>Respawning is a thing that the characters are aware of, not just a game mechanic
>Inklings experience death multiple times every day, and keep going back for more
Shit, this world's darker than I thought.
>>143723813
It's kind of alright
>>143725348
Disgusting and pathetic.
>>143725083
The way I understand it is that the little ghostspirit thing you see fly away after splatting is the Inkling itself.
All it does is possess and control ink around itself, creating a body.
The machine pulls the spiritghostthing back to habitual ink, so it can reform itself.
Who knows to what extent this process hurts or not.
>>143724393
>if humans feel excruciating pain when flaps of skin blink over the surfaces of their eyes.
You mean you don't?
>>143725348
>Even the Splattershot becomes fatter
dot is gay
>>143725910
I hate that fag. he's like kaede 2.0, except its not as funny the second time.
>>143725570
Weird.
So, the characters we see, wearing the clothes and holding the weapon, aren't the inkling themselves? It's just a shell?
>>143726603
Like a preset form imprinted into them, more or less. That's my theory at least.
>>143726757
Shush, don't steal Nintendo's ideas, then they won't use them.
>>143726873
It's not like they'll ever really delve into exactly how Inklings work anyway. They'll keep details like these ambiguous.
>>143727001
Never underestimate Prequelitis.
can i be part of STD now that rainy left the team?
>>143727187
yeah sure
nnid?
really wish there was good puffy suction cup art
>>143727217
rainlel
>>143727351
I do too man. please don't post that blasphemous art ever again, though
>>143727351
eugh
>>143722957
>New N-Zap
Aw shit nigga
Squads?
>>143727490
>callie hugging her own tentacles
so cuuuuuuute
i want to hug her tentacles too
>>143727915
we just got done with an all day private lobby, bro...
>>143727992
Do you even know what kind of texture squid tentacles have? They're not pillowy or soft at all.
>>143728008
I only got the tail end of it and the rotation is nice.
>>143727992
me too anon
>>143728124
I like to dream that they're squishy. they're fucking massive, and there's no bone, so surely they'd be supple at least, right? maybe the white underside would be more tender.
>>143728124
they can be slick and slimy like squid tentacles, but still be thick and pillowy. after all, they certainly look much thicker than real squid tentacles.
or maybe they've just evolved over time to be pillow-like. that's a possibility too.
either way, i gotta have my dream.
just found this on the booru. can't believe I've never seen this... I probably requested, too.
>>143728008
Wait, the anniversary was today? I though it was tomorrow. Fuck
>>143728920
it's 28th for japs, 29th for the rest of us. might as well just call it an anniversary weekend
>>143728920
Well, NA anniversary is tomorrow
>>143728920
splatoon was released on the 28th in gookland, 29th in murica. today is when all the good art was posted!
>>143728920
28th for Japan
29th for NA
28th ended for Japan about 13 hours ago.
Can't believe its been a year. This shit is still addicting even though it doesn't have that fresh first week feel anymore. Damn miss the money lobbies
>>143723813
From the early june days according to the file date. One of my favorites.
>>143728645
Based drawanon
>>143729113
>>143729118
>>143729120
>>143729125
Oh ok. Will there be all day lobbies tomorrow too? I was looking forward to that
>>143723813
I would post an image if it wasn't for the fact that the charger for my laptop is basically dead.
>>143728376
>>143728415
It depends.
If they're immobile limbs as we think, they're probably soft and squishy.
But if they can move, then they're probably muscly and gross.
>>143723813
I'm too lazy to hook up my external and I probably didn't even file it into an appropriate folder. Someone post the first piece of Splatoon fanart from the E3 2014 /v/ thread.It's almost been two years since it was announced
ok so ive had this idea for a while
>octo valley
>this is what a real elite looks like
>grows a seaweed moustache
somebody make that into something
>>143730286
>Gets stepped on by a Squid Cyclops
>>143730286
Race traitor.
I JUST HIT S RANK AFTER NOT PLAYING SINCE SEPTEMBER
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT
>>143729562
Callie is the strongest Squid!
Tentacles like a vicegrip!
Can break necks with her magnums!
If Squid necks could be broken!
>>143730713
Anger, frustration, and an urge to kill every jap.
>>143731018
Bullshit, S Rank is comfy.
>>143728376
>>143728415
I'm glad you squids find my drawings useful in talking about Callie's tentacles, I have fun drawing them.
Real-life water-filled tentacle pillow when?
Also, some progress in this drawing.
>>143731018
What weapons generally do well?
>>143730286
tfw i never find the artist responsible for this
>>143723813
>>143731078
It's hell, anon. I have reached S+ a few months ago only to lose it in 30 minutes. I haven't been able to get back, and I'm stuck around S 30-50.
>>143731085
Not really water filled; maybe custard filled.
And your shit is excellent. Your lewds are among the best there are. But you should definitely do more comfy too.
>>143731240
I've made S my home, fuck S+. Just being happy with where you are instantly makes it more enjoyable.
That and I'm told all the savescummers go straight to S+, players are more agreeable here.
>>143730713
ez wins all the way until S+
>>143731189
I only use the N-Zap 89. So I can't really help you out since I don't use anything else anymore.
>>143731085
looking good! I love your art
>>143731189
custom range blaster is hilariously good against s rankers
>>143731521
Look forward to the new N-Zap then.
I wonder what it's going to be called.
>>143731521
Is that you Sketchkitten
>>143731249
Thanks. Then, after this batch, the next one will be 100% maximum comfy.
>>143731664
Thank you.
>>143731927
Damn, I don't know what could surpass sleepy spooning for comfiness.
Callie and Marie sharing a milkshake?
Alright /ink/. Let's see how you've evolved over the course of a year. Post the top 3 weapons you used during release week, august patch, January and now. Template in the next post.
>>143731797
I hope the subs are Burst bombs, should be really fun.
>>143731920
Nope, sorry m8.
>>143732241
Note that the first image doesn't contain the 2.7 patch weapons.
>>143723813
Thus started an Annie photo collection...
>>143732241
>>143732374
Nah fuck templates.
I've always used the Splash-O-Matic. It's my honey.
When
goodnight callie
i love you
>>143732983
Not even lying, I have some more pictures from it. But fuck you.
>>143732048
That would be nice, very classy.
>>143732048
Marie taking care of Callie when she's feeling sick. Or vice versa.
Still waiting patiently
>>143724247
>mfw some fag stole the lobby themes and put them on splatoon wiki
>>143733116
>accidentally left her on the floor all day
oh no! i'm so sorry!!
looks like i'll have to give her extra cuddly snuggles tonight...
>>143733137
sure you do buddy
>>143733116
Goodnight MVP anon
>>143733475
Goddamn you're adorable
>>143733552
I do. Found em on Reddit.
>>143733116
>>143734515
this is always the best desu.
>>143734515
Octoling > Callie
Woomyfags have Woomy
Calliefags have Callie
Mariefags have Marie
Let's make an Octoling OC so we can waifufag about her
What should we name her
>>143734756
Here you go. Now name her.
>>143734870
Slut
All hail Slut the Octoling; the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu
>>143734756
>OC
kill yourself on my moms. if you dont love all the octo, you dont get to love any of the octo
>>143723813
>>143723813
>>143735036
>Being a slut
Only one waifu or laifu goodbyefu
Slut the Octoling is the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu
>>143735352
are you trying to tell me that the stereotypical octo isnt good enough for you?
on my moms, you need to consider getting some better taste
>>143735435
>I love Octolings
>But any old Octoling is good enough for me
You are a terrible, unfaithful person
>>143732374
I think it went a little something like this.
>>143735584
>i dont love an octoling for what it is
>therefore im gonna make my own
YOU are a terrible person my man
>>143735773
Octoling is not a single entity
Only one Octoling can be your waifu
Otherwise you are filth
>>143735820
a single octoling is my waifu. i just dont need to add shit to make it interesting
i dont need ketchup on this hamburger of love
>>143735984
You're just a whore
Now leave me and Slut the Octoling the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu alone
>>143735984
>Ketchup on anything
do you not like the taste of burg, anon?
>>143736178
Not this shit again
>>143736153
i sure will leave you with your coldsteel the octo
>>143736178
read it again, nigga. i said i dont want it
>>143723813
>>143736153
should we come up with a standardized look for Slut the Octoling the Ultimae Splatoon Waifu?
>>143736552
Absolutely
Based on her original source material >>143734870
she never wears clothes and has abnormally small tentacles
>>143736041
I want this octolings spat-clad ass on my face.
>>143736668
She escaped to the surface and became a prostitute to get some coveted inkling dick.
She has been splatted and deported countless times, but always comes back for more.
I gear editing patched yet?
>>143739498
I doubt they'll ever patch it.
They might patch the browser exploit that allows you to run the memory editing software, but then it's only a question of time until another exploit is found.
In Spla2n you play as the Octolings and conquer Inkopolis
>>143741023
and in Pokemon R/B/Y you can join team rocket at the end of nugget bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxn6TYMBjKo
Cumming on Callie's pillow!
I haven't played this since the beginning of the year. Is the dynamo still a meme weapon? Any big changes between then and now?
>>143743202
Peeing in Marie's bed!
Laughing at Marie and calling her a bedwetter!
>>143744474
Dynamo got nerfed again, -10% swim speed and 75% special loss on death (up from 50%)
>>143744474
The Dynamo got hit with a Swim Speed penalty, and like a lot of problematic weapons it had its amount of Special lost upon death increased drastically.
You can check the patch notes; there have been plenty of nerfs and buffs, as well as changes to the Splatfest system.
>>143744638
>>143744712
Is it still OP even with such? As I recall the problem was its ability to sling ink halfway across the arena, I assume that hasn't been nerfed?
>check daily log
>haven't put more than half an hour into Splatoon since last august when I got my PS4
>haven't switched on the Wii-U since January
I'm sorry
>>143745086
It's not OP now and it wasn't OP before. If you think it's OP... do you think the E-Liter is OP too because you can't attack someone with more range than you head on and expect to win?
The Dynamo eats ink for breakfast, you can use the time when they're refilling for attacking them. They also don't have invincibility specials, so flanking them works 99% of the time, even in S rank. It's one-hit-kill range doesn't extend that far out, so if you have an SSP or something with more range than that you can actually take them head on (still not recommended). And of course if you're a charger the dynamos are probably the easiest kill you can get since they are completely vulnerable during the time they flick.
Dynamos are good for ink control but that's it.
>>143745086
Definitely still mad braindead to use, definitely still broken when it comes to inking, but far less broken in a straight fight.
>>143745430
-Dynamo mains
>>143745842
-Octobrush main who knows the strengths and weaknesses of the weapons
>still no sex with Marie after 1 year
>>143746121
Time to an hero.
>>143745924
>Mains a Dynamo counter
>Calls Dynamos fair play
I am kekkin
>>143745982
Ah, yeah, that's the dynamo I remember.
If you got a free roll from Spike if the previous roll was junk, not even 1 of the on brand abilities, it'd actually be alright. This would be good for people just rolling for on brand triples and if you're trying for legit quads instead of cheating.
>>143746629
Pretty sure the webm's a little old, but I want to say all that would be different now is that he'd be swimming slightly slower. Dynamo's are still retarded easy.
>>143746629
>>143747078
Spawn camping looks retarded with any weapon.
Dynamos can be tricky to use effectively against people who know what they're doing, precisely because of what >>143745430 is saying. Depends quite a bit on mode/map I think.
>>143733858
care to share please?
seeking for these pics since february
>>143747078
That webm is actually only 3 days old.
But yes, this only works against bad players. Any good teams will absolutely destroy your dynamo.
It is only "OP" until you face decent enemies, then it does not have much use other than QR with Stealth jump, or turf slave.
>>143747995
we posting noodles now?
>>143748094
>>143748248
Spaghetti is just noodles without the soup
>>143748370
>>143748450
>>143748682
>>143723813
10th May, capped it because I wanted to see if the text was decipherable.
>>143748836
must be crowed under that table with Marie's basketballs shoved in there
>>143749227
>>143723596
I always picture Callie with an obnoxious shitposty Australian accent
>>143749476
>>143732374
I think this is mostly accurate. Couldn't do shit but spam ink during the first week, mained chargers for most of my heavy play, lean on shooters now that I'm too rusty.
>>143731521
Second most popular weapon for Turf War
>>143747865
Sure, just declare that Callie is worst girl and Marie is our rightful empress.
>>143731797
N-Zap '87
>>143749894
Callie eating noodles in second frame
>>143750229
>>143748930
Callie and Marie's fusion dance.
>>143723596
>>143749839
>Hold on to ya fuckin tentacles ya yobbo shitcunts!
>It is time for ze gassed Jews. I mean, ze Inkopolis News.
>>143723813
>>143732241
Splattershot Jr. until level 4
Splat Roller until level 20 cap
Aerospray RG until 999,999 turf inked
N-Zap '89 forever more.
>>143750397
You win, I'm out of noodles
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ejL0iyp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>143751018
>That Purple Backlit keyboard
I'm jelly.
>>143732241
I had such an identity crisis before learning chargers.
>>143751018
Victory lap
>>143751221
What do they talk about?
>>143751290
How much better Marie is.
Saw a username just now "フレディ(FNaF)"
I didn't realize Japs cared about that franchise
>>143751536
The answer is 'a lot'.
>>143751290
>Malli is of very better than Cale you cacksuckr i fuk yur mum
>>143752030
>You are to be of the very wrong, Calliotrope is certainly great best cephalopod. Myself wishes of immense desire for deposit sperm upon beautiful hair appendages of hers.
>>143723813
Different first saved photos for Callie and Marie,but this is the firs tone I saved.
>>143749839
Stop you're making me love her more
>>143733858
Anon please share
>>143752635
Only if the chap that's been begging for them confirms Marie is best Squid and Callie is worst Squid.
In writing.
![WVW69jPpjyUPZXdpjM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9OK0y5o.jpg "WVW69jPpjyUPZXdpjM[1].png")
![WVW69jPh3dE6YpOTcr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AaVofU6.png "WVW69jPh3dE6YpOTcr[1].png")
>>143753031
>>143753031
OCtolINGs comfirmed for friends
![WVW69jPrb_8sPOl2rl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rjeeHOG.png "WVW69jPrb_8sPOl2rl[1].png")
>>143753136
Dreamed I was playing a Splatoon map editor, placing prebuilt blocks and sections in a Mahi Mahi resort style swimming pool.
There were 45Ëš uninkable slopes that you slide down for making one-way paths, gutters that let you zip up walls like an ink-line, and I think some sort of seeker you could aim after launching.
I think there was more, but that's all I remember.
>>143753315
I don't give a fuck about your dream; I want a custom map maker in Spla2n.
>>143753315
Super Splatoon Maker
>>143753410
Fund it.
>>143723813
I miss going to the tumblr and reading weapon announcements.
I wish they did that with the sheldon picks. Instead of releasing all at once
>>143754871
I miss first hearing about new things from the Squid Sisters themselves intsead of everything being spoiled on the internet making the Squid Sisters look like slowpokes who are behind the times when it comes to reporting news.
>>143754871
me too. too much work, I guess.
>>143755285
I wish the squid sisters announced weapons at the same time they were posted on twitter. kind of like how splatfests are announced. mnaybe instead of trucks moving in, posters could be put up?
>>143723813
Saved on Saturday, May 23rd 2015.
>>143747387
>Spawn camping looks retarded with any weapon.
This. I do it with dual squelcher, I can't get the hang of the dynamo because of the delay on slinging ink but it doesn't stop me from "spawncamping" (is it actually spawncamping when the spawnpoint is a protected area?) just fine.
Jesus Christmas, I hate this gun
>>143756454
what is this?
>>143756571
probably nzap
>>143756669
>>143730286
LET ME POST THE PIC GOOKMOOT
Who Splash here?
>>143757726
Neo-Splash is love Neo-Splash is life
Especially since the Tentatek got hit with the heavy special reduction on death
>>143732374
range blaster is the best
>>143756571
Nzap
>>143756840
Bullseye
>>143756454
Why? What's wrong with it?
>>143732241
Ahh, memories. Surprised that there aren't more replies.
Marie is best squid and Callie is worst squid...
>>143758552
are those tears
>>143758704
Callie's tears.
>>143732374
worth my cash
>>143750054
Easy I'm a Mariefag anyways
Callie an autistic child
>>143758552
She still loves you anon
>>143758506
>Being a ludicrous rate of fire
>Existing as a working Aerospray
>Containing either Echolocator or Inkstrikes
>Accurate to Splash-o-matics
>Unmatched effectiveness
>Splat Bombs on one, Sprinklers on the other
>Everything above
I just don't like it.
Also user of this weapon should be able to tell you what this weapon is.
>>143759451
It's still weaker than the Tentatek and is outshot by anything with range.
what is the difference between the nzaps and the splashes? they seem so similar.
>>143759715
range and fire rate
>>143732374
absolutely zero variety
anyone have youtube from where this is from
>>143759659
Burst/Suction with Bomb Range Up
>>143759858
I think it got deleted
>>143760378
But it was just posted last week..
>>143760460
Wanna provide a link then to prove me wrong?
I'd be ecstatic if you proved me wrong.
>>143760680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxW-ao8raX4
I think it's a reup, but it's what got posted last week according to my history
>>143732374
started in december, so
>>143732374
didnt care much to save the whole image and used the little portrait thingies so here. SSJ from start until now
>>143761078
image for ants etc
it has been one year, my friends
post them play statsI'm ashamed of myself
>>143760823
How the hell can Sheldon not afford 60,000 cash? God damn, that's like at worst 2 hours of Turf War on Bluefin
>>143761284
Around 900 for me.
>>143761284
callie!
YOU WENT
ZERO AND FUCKING EIGHT
KILL YOURSELF
look at this cool think uchakuma did!
happy birthday, splatoon! (in america)
>>143761284
>>143761284
Not bad. 330 hours and 261 times played.
Would probably be double the amount if it wasn't for school and work.
>>143761284
1st
326:42 h
220 times
2nd
79:50 h
85 times
3rd
188:29 h
137 times
4th
61:31 h
60 times
5th
50:39 h
45 times
JUST
PAINT
THE GODDAMN TURF
IT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
WHY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AS PAINT THE TURF
Mine
>it's another where the fuck is rm episode
>>143762063
Mamandil pls
will we get more sheldon picks after this bunch of is this it for updates? i hope we continue getting support
