Mystic Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Upcoming Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>143655452
Megu bp
xth for cant wait for patch
new thread new post
where are the sluts or eb's or qt's to spoil or any combination of those things on balmung
thanks
>when they bully your mouth with their cock
>In the middle of an FC meeting
>The FC cheers them on and begin groaping and rubbing their dicks on you
>This turns into a rape orgy
>It goes on for 3 hours without me typing anything because they say my throat is full of cock and they RP my movements and reactions
I just wanted to help the FC with issues, listen to the issues, and be a team player....
3.3 Housing SOON™
Ishgardian HousingNEVER
I want to marry an elezen~!
naka bp
>tfw your eb bullies your tiny little cock
catbois
Excalibur
>>143704721
mooncatboy jeph when
Is Coil Tyradin single or not
>>143704770
Yes and
>[gargoyle screeching in the distance]
stratos bp
xth for Miqo'te x Elezen
>>143704951
married to a gargoyle tranny man
>>143704687
I wish I could be Awena sometimes...
>>143704770
This is what I get for trying to PF Sephirot
>>143705057
brahms is the cutest mooncatboy
I was curious since i imagine everyone has bit different reasons but
why do you raid
>>143705087
hey wow words can hurt
>>143704737
They're all taken.
>>143705349
I don't because I'm awful at this game, I'm happy just watching people I care about succeed instead
>>143705040
delete this
>>143704770
is a nice server
!
>>143705602
cactus bp
>>143705464
>that empty chapel
I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!
what server should i make a character on if i want to start to rp (not counting balmung and gilgamesh since they are always closed)
>>143705349
because an opportunity presented itself
I did it reddit
Post your absolute favorite kitkatkit
>>143705803
Congratulations, legitimately.
That floor is a pain.
>Friends have been botting fates for weeks and now they're botting MGP
Talk to them or just report?
>>143705295
truth
>>143705940
Snitches get stitches, bitch boy
>>143705845
THIS kitkat
>>143705940
Talk to them and see if either you can dissuade them or get a bit of the profit.
>>143705546
Excal seems nice though that one poster from the other night needs to lay off on the baiting.
Also I'd fuck albedo
>>143706027
Post char data pls
>>143705845
my favorite kitkat is my good friend moniushalashashka
>>143705349
i raid for my friends
>changed from brown face 3 cat to pale face 1 mooncat
did I do good, reddit?
kaori
post char data
>>143705845
F a v
>>143706260
Post pics. Moonies can be adorable
>>143706027
your kitc@is nice.
>>143706165
>implying we raid
>>143705349
I don't raid.
Not yet anyway.
[FC] P'roci Tia: it's something I glue to my butt
[FC] P'roci Tia: so I can look like a lil bunny boi :3
Excal infiltrator here. Post names. You know the drill.
>>143706410
i would if we could
>>143706136CZ is best girl.
Fucksakes I'm falling asleep at the keyboard again. Some of this in game music just... zzzzz
>>143706512
Velvet Velour
>>143706339toaster decided it doesnt like high quality pictures anymore
>>143706027
That's basically from a slow buildup from ugly cat to full fledged Abe clone tho
>>143706784
Moonc@ house wife is adorable.
I say good work
>>143705349
The fun of working together with 7 friends of mine to down semi-challenging shit
Shooting the shit for a few hours a night with my buds and killing stuff in the process, the attention you may get from gear, achievement etc. plus coming up with strategies and such for content is fun
>>143706829
Abe has a really good cat but I like certain features changed about it. Both are high tier.
>>143706512
>>143706650
I hope you enjoy watching me AFK and grind relics.
Does Mute have nice ticklish feet?
>>143706027
>>143706138
Tfw this cat and this cat's char data are ALL MINE
>>143707236
>I hope you enjoy watching me AFK
Very
>>143707267yes
>>143704598
stop
anybody else scared they're gonna die as lonely as they feel right now
>>143707342
Same but I have my own as well!
>>143707442
megubp
>>143707267
>>143707481
you're still toppest tierest cat even though ded alt
>>143707442
ok but only if you become my boyfriend
>>143707447
Every day of my life for the past few years, anon.
>>143707442
ugly
>tfw you just wanna rape your cute, little moonc@ eb in the middle of idyllshire
why does proci hide his parses
>>143707447
I'm even more scared of dying with someone that makes me feel lonely.
>>143707871
he's got a tiny pee pee
>>143707837
that's lewd anon
>>143707447
Sometimes
>>143707837
>tfw you can't fulfill this because they arelizard now
>>143705349
Raided up to 3.0 and got to A3S last phase, then static disbanded and i took a break since december till now.
Sort of want to raid again. To answer your question, clearing a hard raid floor with everyone from scratch is a feel you won't feel anywhere else in the game.
>>143707837
I wish my EB would pull me somewhere quiet and pin me up against the wall and rape me until I'm silently sobbing
>>143705803Is Kiki cute irl?
>>143707837
Don't do it!;_;
>>143708213
i reallylikethis image
>>143708213
Damn, that screenshot actually got a laugh out of me.
Do you think Mute likes people licking and tickling her soft little soles?
>>143708375yes
potted plants when
>>143705349
If we make it out alive, I'll tell you.
>>143708375
Looking to die?
>tfw no cute luhren eb
>>143708375
>>143708580
Looking totickle
>>143708484
Cant wait to have my own little garden in my room.
>>143708759
>elliot will never fertilize your eggs
DEAD
THREAD
post your most hated overwatch hero
>>143709289
Nanamo
>>143709289
your waifu
>>143708351
>>143708361
indolent imperial camping gets boring on his off times.
>>143709493
fuck you anon
Big, throbbing cocks.
>>143709289
D.Vajk i love D.Va
>>143709289
widow
not even close
fuck that bitch
Anyone know a good guide for blue scripts on gatherer. Both my miner and botanis are lvl 60 but I dont understand the script stuff at all.
>>143709481
Nanamo!
>>143709620
no, i'll fuck you.
>>143709650
I agree.
>tfw no massive girlcock to choke on
wai lyf
>you will never slip Mute's socks off and lightly glide your fingertips over her soft, sensitive soles
>>143709789
Yeah, it's called www.level fishing.fuckyou
hello?
>>143709793
Dead weight on any team
>>143709910
>tfw I've done this
How jelly are you anon? Come on, be honest.
who is mute
>>143709824
l-lewd
Which ebin has the cutest feet
>>143710223
mute
>>143710223
mine
>>143710223
B'nhaka
0 contest
>>143709892
Girlcock is the most perfect thing in the world.
>tfw no eb to give me their girlcock 24/7
>>143710223
spider
>>143710223
Spider followed by Kaori.
There is a reason why Mado likes both of them.
>>143710139
shut up and bend over, you moonie slut.
>tfw no one to cum tribute my cat
>>143710447
i hate this meme
downy cat are you there...
>>143710421what's your race/subrace
My vagina has pretty much clamped shut for the rest of my life thanks to this thread. Just great.
>>143710559au ra
>>143709916
Okay I only need 4 levels for fisher to hit 60. I guess I will do that then.
>>143710223
>tfw being forced by static leader to let awful members join because we can't find any members in general
do I abandon it
I want to do A6S but half of these people can't even get past hummel on A5S consistently and don't know A5S mechanics, except for two members which are really fucking good, which are the static leader and one other person
>>143710447how the hell did you know
>>143710731
Good luck, friend.
And remember:scrips were a mistake!
>>143710820
Yes
>>143709892
>>143707837
>>143710421
tfw reading all these posts turns me on
cactpot soon
have you /pray'd to your statue today?
>>143710731
When you do, fishing for scrip is just using brute leeches and a stack of cordial. There's no time or weather restrictions so go crazy.
>>143711127
Why aren't you jerking it already?
>>143711287
why are you asking me this
kirito tia
Tfw people collar you so much you have a nice collection of trophies from your different masters.... :3
>>143707837
>tfw your EB gets off on being fucked nude in public
>while they try putting on a pure act
>>143711371
I worry about your health.
If you become sexually frustrated, you might just go outside and rape someone.
>>143710845because it's my meme
>tfw getting corrupted by balmung and urge to try erp is increasing
How do I deal with this?
>>143711483
Hello could you stop posting these things? My EB is thinking it's me posting and is getting flustered just thinking about it.
>>143711565
Just try it.
>>143711565You erp
>get Sephirot normal in trial roulette
>both of the PLD tanks could not hold aggro AT ALL
>the boss is tanked on the edge no matter how many times the MT was told to keep him in the fucking middle
>half of the party got hit by Sephy's giant cleave because of it
>when the adds spawned they just randomly attacked the DPS because the tanks were too inept to hold aggro on even one of them
>the one time we got to phase three half of the party got knocked off the edge by giant Sephirot's first attack and then we wiped because the party didn't DPS the storm down
>we end up abandoning after 6 wipes
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>143711238
Thank you!
>>143711613
Maybe your EB needs me to take care of that for them?
You can watch, of course.
what is the equivalence of skooma in this game
>>143711565
Just start erping. I don't understand why some people act like it's a big deal.
>>143711531it's not over yet, moonieslutposter
i shall prove my purity
>>143711470
the dream...
>>143711751
http://en.ff14angler.com/fish/404
Don't forget to use this website. It shows the % rates on each bait and such.
brute leeches on illuminati perches are great though. You'll make a lot more blue scrips than you spend on bait
>>143711834
are you ready to surrender yourself to me.....because fuck trying to get on to gilgamesh
>tfw planning a collaborated shitpost with other shitposters
>>143711770
Sure I'll watchyour stupid ass getting rejected
>>143711983
Go away /feg/
how do i stop /gpose from making characters look at the camera
>>143712143
I face one direction then just move the camera during /gpose
>>143712143
>>143712210
Press space to toggle camera look
post your full setup right meow!!!
>>143712263
Oh shit, thanks man. Can't believe I didn't know that.
>>143711838
Not him but eb me pls. You will show how pure you are via marriage.
>>143712296
>that big water bottle
Need something to quench your thirst?
>tfw Noriko lets you lick her feet
Thank you, mistress.
>>143712296
selzh post ur hands please
>>143712296
>>143712110
Heh...I'm not /feg/, kid.
>>143711924
Its so nice... I want to collect as many collars as possible...
>>143711993
Or maybe you'll watchyour EB's ass getting pounded.
>>143712296
>water bottle
no wonder you haven't been mating lately
>>143712551
I'm EB'd I can't do it..
>>143711960
Are you saying I'm not worth it?:3c
>>143712578
>tfw I watched my EB get fucked by a futa c@girl with a cock twice the size of my pathetic micro dick while I masturbated off to the side begging them to stop
>>143712675
They don't have to know about it...
>>143712542
/feg/ are the biggest shitposters on the entire board. I seriously doubt you aren't them.
>tfw I just want to watch erp and jerk off instead of actually erping because it's too much effort
>>143712710
my bank account
is in orbit
>>143712210
>>143712263
what am i doing with my life
>>143712675
I was ebed... Now I'm not so I can...
>>143712710
Not really, no. I am though so you should transfer to me
>>143712918
fuckin' lewd
>>143712918
lewd
>>143712918
So after Ayase and Marsy you finally settled down with a boy, huh?
>>143712897
Do you want to watch a miqo'te erp...
>>143712897
Same, want to jerk off together, anon?
>>143712760
But I'm not... I'm just a small, independent shitposter. I don't have /feg/ backing or anything.
will this game be great when ps3 support is dropped and addons are supported?
guess who
>>143712990You kissing faerieroe when
>>143712918
delete this post
>>143712918
>dating shyvana
I am SO sorry
>>143713185
Right now.
>>143712918
>tfw I missed out on Megu
>>143713263
This is so gay I'm going to throw up.Cute though
>>143712918
c-can someone please post cute elves kissing?
I need it for raiding purposes.
>>143713292
When it takes 2 days of ebins meeting eachother for them to start dating it's pretty easy to "miss out" on them
>>143713356
Why does it matter what the person is like? Nobody is going to take EB into the real world.
>>143712918
Loser
The following are posting among us, without trip and unfiltered.
The Scat Diap
The Fecal Carbine
The Tynne
The Gamemaster
The Slayer of the Manipulator
Stay safe while posting. Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.
>>143713465
because they dont keep it to themselves
>143713465
>mental gymnastics
Too easy. Gonna have to try harder if you want that (You)
>>143713062
ayase and marsy were both boys
>>143712990
>>143713047
suffering
>>143713228
no
>>143713240
why u hating
>>143713356
to be fair, i'm not fat/greasy/hairy
>>143713507
you're not wrong
>>143713063
Yes
>>143713626
elk pls stop lewd
>>143713379
>dating
news to me
>>143713659
Even if they're a seeker of the sun...?
>>143712946
How do I know that?
>>143713626
take a moment and think about the grown man behind this screenshot, downloading and installing a low-poly nude mod for a game with no sexual content and meticulously posing his character to take a screenshot that he can share with random yahoos on a chinese message board
>>143713740
Yep
>>143709757
get dicked gayboi
>Megu before Shyvana: Cool guy that could use a good friend
>Megu After Shyvana: Cancaer incarnate
Never should have saved bongistan from the Nazis in WW2.
>>143713801
trust me
>>143713818
you can't blame someone for doing this, it's not like they raid
after getting kicked from their static :^)
>>143713818
i've seen elk irl
i'd attach him to the ceiling fan by his willy and turn it on for sure dude
>>143713356
I miss Nephyron and Archana.
I like to think Arch was a huge lewd slut when they were together.
>>143713929
He's a huge slut now, always has been
>>143713875
don't post irohas
Remember when they said we would get SMN glamours?
>>143714040
oh shit never mind I see you guys are doing that again...
>>143714079
arch is really hot
>>143714040
nigga why lmfao
>>143713873
i'm literally the same person but ok
>>143714040
Thread secured, good work Elk.
>>143713846
What if they have super cool face paint...
i want to fuck elk
Why is he doing this?
What triggered him this time?
Elk is asleep on Steam.
This isn't him, it's an imposter.
>>143714434
>steam on computer
>posting from phone
@_____@
8 minutes
better start praying
>>143712918
I have never used the gpose function alone, let alone with friendswhat am I doing with my life
>>143714091
why not
>>143713875
Ican't
Elk post logs before you get banned thanks
why is this happening
How can I stop pretending to be a happy, upbeat person without appearing emo and losing all of my friends.
>>143714883
whynot
>>143715310
if your friends aren't aware of your troubles/wont stick with you no matter what then they aren't your friends dude.
>>143715310
>make friends whilst using a fake personality
>wants to keep them
Hey guys, I have a question to White Mages raiding savage. My group just started, we just beat Hummelfaust today. I saw the parser after the fight and I got very depressed, as my dps was 0. I was solo healing the entire fight and honestly couldn't even find a moment to squeeze an Aero in. We are a casual group and we are quite bad. SCH did 850 dps and never left cleric stance. Is it normal that I can't find time to dps Hummelfaust while solo healing? I honestly feel like shit.
Excalibur
>>143715310
Use neutral emotes.
>>143714995
Elk doesn't have any logs to post.
>>143715349
Because I don't know you
