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>>143608190
>>143608190
OLD AND B U S T E D
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
i love fruit
its like the candy of nature
so delicious
>unironically playing tf2 now that overwatch is out
2rd for mugi
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1467673
tf2g discounts
also
if any of you'll are sellin spec weapons/kits
i need some for making pro fabs
>>143697834
>ironically eating apples when oranges are a thing
>>143698016
oranges >> apples
>>143698016
Strawberries > Bananas > Plums > Grapes > Green apples > Watermelon > Oranges > Peaches > Yellow apples > Red apples
http://goo.
gl/forms/073aHLs7TULX0yfj2
fill this out if you haven't
I'm glad I either convinced or everyone just silently used to agree with me that apples were low tier
>>143698207
Option 3 master race here
>>143698178
i agree
natural orange juice is so delicious too ! do you squeeze your own ?
>>143698204
Only red delicious are that bad. And raspberries are god tier.
>>143697837
mugi's eyebrows are probably the silliest thing i've seen in anime
speaking of, what other animes should i watch that are like kon
Post good robot hats
Hard mode:Post robot hats superior to their normal counterparts
>>143691150
>give me a single reason why you would still not try comp after 2 years of ownership of this game
Because I have a job and TF2 doesn't work as a comp game. They have to ban half the game and take all the fun bits out, so it's just a shit quake tdm with uber advantage telling you when to move from one choke to the next.
>>143698943
sure
>>143698718
yep
in BR they sell oranges on those big ass trucks in those big-ass bags too
they're not very cheap but the quality is real nice
whenever i buy them i aways make orange juice for the week
>>143699123
You silly so-and-so
>>143699164
nice going partner! i make my own too
never buy on supermarket, just squeeze
sometimes i even do it with mandarin but you need like twice as many just for a glass of juice
it tastes so strong and sweet tho
>>143699797
explain doom's ammo system first
>>143698936
Try checking out the rest of Kyoani's work. I'm not really big on high school settings in my slice of life, desu.
>>143699797
>shoots rockets about the ground
>files up with his legs still attached
tf2 is a realistic game
>>143699902
no I asked first
>>143699946
what program 2 use
jotaro is the worst jojo
Did anyone get that phorofor thing before it was nuked?
>>143699797
he actually unloads a used shell when he plays reload animation
it should be like quake 3 shotgun where you never reload
>>143700146
she's wearing it backwards what a dumb worthless slut
>>143700154
Gyro > Jolyne > Johnny > Josuke > Giorno > Gappy > Joseph > Jonathan > Jotaro
>>143700230
No, but the gist of it is that he was cut from Ronin over girl drama via Twitter. So fucking dumb. I'm guessing his girl dumped him for one of his team mates or some dumb shit like that. Niggas these days apparently don't know bros before hos.
>>143700146
i cant use that:x
>>143700436
We need more posts like this in this thread. Thank you.
>>143700154
i think the worst jojo is the first that appears in the anime
the first arch is so slow and melodramatic
shuckle where are you
this thread needs more gay
>finally finished the mecha engine operation
>spent around 10 hours doing the 3 missions
>spent £2
>get a weapon worth £0.38
JUST
>>143700436
>>143700882
>playing mvm
there's your issue
>>143700707
Part one isn't that bad once you get past the art, I read it in like a day or two. Part 3 dragged on far too long, and Jotaro is such a boring MC. I mean, Giorno is boring too, but the rest of the cast and the stand battles made up for that. Part 3 was just mediocre throughout.
>>143700882
You didn't get any kits or robo parts?
>>143700882
> 10 hours to do mecha engine
Hello scrub.
>>143700983
i was the anon that asked about it in the last thread so i wanted to try it
>>143701018
nah i got a strange strange silver botkiller flamethrower mk.ii with some other shit scrap
>>143701075
half of it was spent leaving lobbies to find a decent team to be honest, i thought i would find capable players in the 'paid' version every time
![250px-Rusty_Reaper[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/f9m7tp0.png "250px-Rusty_Reaper[1].png")
>>143698943
what the heck it thought this was a free country, am i not in a free country baka
>>143700514
>'m guessing his girl dumped him for one of his team mates or some dumb shit like that.
Thats just terrible
you're on the internet
>mfw will never be a cheerful nordic european with a charming accent
>>143700260
That's the point. He was asking where the shotgun shells hang around in the scattergun before Scout loads them into the 6-round chamber.
>>143699946
>>143700146
>>143700436
Hooo Lordy
>>143700230
http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin
Have fun
>>143701304
>i thought i would find capable players in the 'paid' version every time
Haha, you thought wrong.
It's either people new to TF2 who have no business playing MvM (Valve's free ticket wave goes a goddamn long way) or shitters who think they are l33t pros who are going to farm Australiums as Pyro or Sniper, or the 500-tour asshole who votekicks you for not adhering to his internal One True Meta.
One time one of the assholes bitched at me for taking points in fire resistance as Medic when I had extra cash lying around and it was a wave of crit pyros. I refunded my points then maxed out fire resistance instead to piss him off. He ragequit then and there. It's funny because it was like wave 5 of 6 or something close to the end. He got so assblasted because I didn't put the credits into increased Uber duration or Canteen Specialist when it was really unncessary because of how well we were doing.
You just have to find people you can play with who also know how to play. Solo queue is just torture.
>>143700230
He released the ronin strats for the grand finals vs froyo
>>143703094
people with more than 100 tours are such fucking faggots
>wave 1 miss 24 or so credits as scout
>this guy starts being an absolute asshole about it while he's playing fucking sniper
>every other wave never miss a credit
>he continues to be a complete cunt
i play mge to get good at pubs
>>143698943
tf2ez
k0dffgu.html
6 names it
>>143705025
crit a cola
>>143705025
what
>>143705025
THE
>>143705025
h*ck
>>143705025
h*ckititus B
>>143705025
epic wepon
>>143699081
There's not much that 'has' to be banned. Mainly quick-fix and crit-a-cola.
Also TF2 is getting a huge rebalancing when ranked matchmaking is released.
>>143705025
youre DOOMED
>>143705025
the dickens
>>143705025
sorry
>>143705025
shit
>>143706519
team fortes two
>>143706358
>ranked
why wasnt that added on the first mm introduction
i mean they already have the technology on csgo !
>>143706519
i'm sorry
>>143706519
"will succ pottis for hats"
>>143706519
Did somebody roll a 5 or an 8?
>>143706519
pene
>>143706802
crit a cola guy
>>143706637
The 6v6 matchmaking has always had ranks, it's just in beta.
Quick play isn't really matchmaking, if that's what you meant.
>>143706802
im beter than b4ny
>>143706802
could u name my thing
>>143706802
i love my tf2gfu
>>143706802
i love my
>>143705025
DELET THIS
please name it
>>143706802
we r anonymouse xdwhat are we even naming
>>143707602
nothing LAMAO thanks for the (you)s
>>143706802
jake
>>143706519
suck my seanbud
>>143707670
>>143707528
>>143706802
>>143706519
>>143705025
have some more
>>143706802
nice
>>143706802
aaaaa
>>143706802
do you remember the time we were by the ocean?
i never win any raffles
>>143706802
viva is a giant cuck
>>143707886
Better luck next time
>>143708029
Except I can't be a cuckold when I'm not married
>>143706802
REROLLING FOR THIS!
>>143708170
http://steamcommunity.com/my/
>>143708370
are you me
>>143708730
yes
What alcohol does the demo drink?
>>143708979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrumpy
>>143709056
>cider
Demo confirmed for pussy
>>143709168
Would bet his family made/makes it.
>>143709168
>he doesnt drink cider
>>143709168
homemade and locally made alcohol is usually a lot more uhhh... potent... than manufactured alcohol
>>143709168
>he's never had homemade scrumpy
>american """""""""""""cider"""""""""""
>Euro anything
Get blacked, cucko
>>143709383
Doubt it
>>143709397
>>143709548
plebs
>>143709868
m8 his family lived in a medieval castle why wouldn't they also make alcohol considering demo and his father (and probably everyone else) were drunkards
>>143709868
I bet you drink smirnoff ice, you bubbly faggot
>>143709754
>not appreciating the greatest wine, beer and coffe on earth
>>143710418
>european coffee
(puke)
>>143710481
we appreciate the flavor on coffe instead of oversaturating it
>>143710216
Just got some absolut less than an hour ago :^)
I literally only drink soda
>>143710418
>european beer
cringe
>>143710582
>flavor
>europeon coffee
',:^/
>>143710639
thats not healthy
>>143710767
I was kidding I drink water mostly
>>143710639
Enjoy your kidney stones. Still can't believe people fall for the liquid corn jew.
>>143710838
tea more like piss with sugar lmao
>>143710652
your post is the cringy thing here pal
>>143710814
i rarely drink water
usually milk or coca cola
protip:don't mix the two
>>143710838
Tea is trash
Iced Tea is where it's at, though
>>143710879
>adding sugar
silly south american
>>143710919
filtered
>>143710832
tricked
>>143705025
helo
What does engie like to drink, when he's all h*cked out?
>>143711026
pisswater beer produced in badwater
>>143710972
so you like your urine pure?
damn youre nasty bro
>>143711069
what kind of tea are they giving you in br land
wtf
>>143710919
iced tea is god tier shit, good lad
>>143711131
i dont like drinking tea
the few times i had tea i had mate which do requires a lil bit of sugar
>>143705025
spuf named this
how do i win human
>>143711242
>south american tea
LMFAO
ok yeah you were drinking piss LLOL
>>143711246
>>143711367
as opposed to..?
>>143711437
literally anything else that isn't made by monkeys
>>143711367
>>143711568
wew nice argument bro you really know a whole lot about tea man good job hombre +1
>>143711746
I don't "argue" with subhumans
>>143711784
but im not a subhuman though
>>143711746
>arguing on the internet
>>143711882
where do you live
where were u born
>>143711916
>not arguing on the internet
fuck off
>>143711990
brazil
brazil
>>143711990
>these define you as a human
fuck off to /pol/
>>143711408
whats your id
>>143712228
why
>>143712289
if you tripfag i want to know who you are
>>143712783
he doesnt have a tripcode
>>143712818
you still know what im talking about
>>143712942
>>143712783
If I wanted you to know who I am I'd use my profile's name
>>143712172
hello 3rd wolrd>>143712136
your tripcode sucks too
>>143713054
BUT HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO STALK MY FAVORITE TF2GFU WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR ID????
OH CRUEL WORLD, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!
>>143713235
im not gay
i have a tripcode too.
u suck
I'm the best person in pvp
how do you actually get a tripcode with words in it
>>143713692
tripcode explorer
wait i didnt mean u i meant xiangxion you're pretty ok
>>143713692
only cool people can have one
>>143714129
i haven't played tf2 since doom got out
demonslaying is fun
>>143714129
who's your main(s)?
>>143714129
Ditto
>>143715086
85% Mercy
15% Mei
>>143714837
Isn't Doom dying already?
>>143715086
Soldier, Scout, Sniper
Pharah, Widowmaker, Mc Cree
>>143710838
Leaf water is for homosexuals.
I hate how Valve turned this game into r/4chan pandering. If I see one more strange scattergun named something retarded like "le maymay shooter" I'm going to buy something better.
>>143715569
How is that Valve's fault again?
>>143715376
i don't care much for pvp
also 0/10 will not play with
>>143704395
how did you acquire that hat
>>143715626
Oh. Who would you play with?
>>143715792
i don't actually play this game
but from what i experienced in beta is that most offence heroes are just brainless
>>143713994
impersonation is not nice
>>143715596
>cancer spreading amongst userbase
>do nothing to stop it
doing nothing about it is just bad as adding an item named "M80 REKKER"
>>143715936
stop trying to pretend to be me
do someone knows something about this guy ? he has a golden wrench , self made max and a self made big kill
wtf
>>143716181
yours doesnt even mention crit a cola you disgrace the name
>>143716210
forgot the id http://steamcommunity.com/id/primeval___warrior/
>>143716286
>cacola
you tried
the crit-a-cola fucking sucks anyways
pyramid has 6 side
tf2 have 6 player on each team
pyamid = perfection
6 = perfectio
6vs6's = perfction
>>143716372
>(c)rit (a) (cola)
shaking my head
>>143716358
>>143716210
someone ?
>>143716462
Pyramids have 4 sides.
>>143716749
let the retard have his fun by making unfunny shitposts
>>143716501
his fucking profile is private and he's banned from trading
how the fuck am i supposed to know about some wrenches or whatever
>>143716501
http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198025669561
http://backpack DOT tf/profiles/76561198025669561
Yar
the back scatter is really fun
>>143717070
the short stop with crit a cola is really fun
>>143717191
>Being bullied into getting a trip
What a faggot.
>>143717070
it really is but i wish valve could come up with a better downside than -2 clip size
all of the scattergun sidegrades have smaller clips, i don't understand why they can't make this one have 6 shots and add a different downside
>>143717191
sorry trip man i dont buy stupid things
>>143717275
the time that i didnt have a trip was the time tripcode explorer took to find a trip with cacola in it
it was inevitable
Still looking for ways to balance that game mode idea although I haven't had the chance to work on making it yet
>>143717553
its been 20 mins and i still didn't find a trip with the stuff i want in it
how long did it take yours to find?
this thread sucks
what happened
Would you play a game mode where there's one guy against an entire team in arena mode and he has buffed hp?But he has a gun and everyone else has melee and the maps play like a doom mapMaybe give them more hp or some shit and the only ammo they can get is from killing someone
>>143718005
how long is the word that you're looking for?
do you have "ignore case" on?
>>143718005
Five minutes.
>>143718156
xionxang posted with his tripcodes
>>143718182
8 chars
yes its on
HOLY FUCK I KEEP GETTING VOTED OFF FOR NO REASON IN VALVE SERVERS
IT'S NOT YOUR PRIVATE FUCKIGN SERVER LET ME PLAY OH MY GOD
>>143718294
I've never gotten one that long to work. I got a 7 character one once but it took like an hour
>>143718401
dont use chat
dont abuse bugs
then there is no way you will get banned
>>143718542
i'm a patient personBUT ITS BEEN 40 FUCKING MINUTES JUST GIVE ME A TRIP BITCH
>>143718708
I -literally- get kicked as soon as i join
i don't even do neither of those things
>>143718792
its probably some dicks fucking around in a valve server
same thing happened to me
just join another server, its not hard
>>143718908
it happened again
nobody said anything
EVERY FUCKING TIME IT'S EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
I JUST GET KICKED EVERY TIME WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING CAN I PLEASE PLAY THIS FUKCING VIDEOGAME
DO I HAVE TO BUY OVERWATCH
>>143719067
id?
>>143719067
Are you just playing the game normally? I've been kicked once or twice when joining low pop servers with only like 6 people on them for no reason, but it doesn't happen often.
>>143719220
why
>>143719260
i don't even get to do anything
it's instantly and so often it hurts
>>143719381
you must have a cancerous username
>>143719381
Does your name have something triggering
>>143719452
i bet its 5chins related
>>143719452
>>143719532
>>143719536
it's just a 4 letter word
no caps not anything
>>143719616
join a game RIGHT NOW
if you get banned again i will seriously need your id
>>143719860
im in a community sv now
its all good
POST
THAT
PIC
(YOU KNOW THE ONE)
>>143721193
wow this thread is really dead
not even unrelated discussions
i want die
same
Five
>>143721795
>>143721795
>>143721795
im confused which number but whatever
>>143721795
>>143721795
>>143721940
2
![250px-Crit-a-Cola[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DK6zgnc.png "250px-Crit-a-Cola[1].png")
>>143721795
>>143721795
Iunno
>>143721795
>>143721795
YO TF2G
POST CHARTS LATE NITE EDITION
>>143722631
But I wanna keep rolling for the thing. This coulda been used for that
>>143722631
oh shit its like 11 pm already
>>143721795
>>143722631
>>143722631
>>143722932
wow thats a lot of cats
i cant find my kitty type in there
>>143721795
>>143721795
I believe
what do you tell your buds when you playing a mix but u really want to take a poop
>>143723346
It's likely a mutt. Post cat.
>>143723419
"Brb, potty break"
>>143723419
"pause, i need to take a shit"
