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Simple geometry.

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Previous Thread: >>143674471
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frist
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Nth for weary soldiers
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brb killing myself
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>league babies
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Can we stop judging Reaper players please. I'm a normal person and I don't have "death" in my name or sperg out in chat.
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Xth for Zenyatta
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>>143677613
Oh look, it's "Literally learn to play" episode. D.va isn't exactly shit, but she is terrible atm.

Her 500 hp isn't exactly 500, she has enormous critbox, she has a lot of chars that work like a hard counter to her and she counters literally nobody, she has close to zero damage past 10 meters and can't even move while chasing her targets, she has to use her boosters to get close and thus she can't immediately follow chars like mercy.

She loses 1x1 to almost all chars that have any decent damage thanks to the size of her critzone.

The funniest thing about her is that if you want to be tankier, you need to tank with your back, this way enemies won't vaporize your HP this fast if you don't have a shield up.

Her tools are fine, but her damage, tankiness, and her ulti are terrible.

You must be retarded to think that d.va is good for anything than stacking at last point and reducing your chances to win overall.

If you need a "mobile tank" - pick winston, if you need something to chase squishies and be annoying - pick tracer/genji
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>Playing mercy against Genji a reaper and a McCree
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>Blizzard tries to forced 50 my shit up by putting me in a payload match on the last point with 7 minutes to defend
>Still win
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>>143682393
it was the shockwave
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MUSCLEFU
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Reminder forced 50% is real and won't go away no matter how much you try to prove it's not

Reminder above 50% winrate all games are unfair unless you're in a 6 stack
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Discuss
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>>143682393
Is there really this much auto aim in the game or is that just lag?
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>>143682445
OH SHIT WHOS GONNA WIN???
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these threads are too fast
please slow down to /kspg/ or /lite/ speeds please and thank you
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I'll start this thread off with a question. I decided to start playing McCree, since I've been working on my precision aim and I had a question about his ultimate.

Usually when I use his ultimate, he zeroes in on his oponents in a matter of a few seconds and then you click the button. Today, I was playing arcade mode, and he literally would not zero in on anyone, even though they were all stood right in front of him. I had to click just so I wouldn't run out of time. But the red circles on everyone just would close so slowly that I couldn't get a death kill on anyone. What effects that?
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VAPE NATION
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>>143682457

That only makes me feel better about my 60%, knowing I overcame the odds and fucked up stacks unimpeded by my several Hanzo's on attack.
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>>143682393

The wind split so hard because the bullet was so fast it killed him. This is intentional. Based Blizzard.
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oh my fucking god
if you play junkrat in arcade, you can endlessly jump with your mine
its refreshed by the time you get back to the ground
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>people play this game for any reason except the fan art
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>>143682393
widow should be removed from the game desu
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>>143682393
>>143682483
there is no autoaim, it's called "20 tick servers"
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>>143682393
Dad is old and had a heart attack when a bullet came that close to his face.
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>>143682542
>not Vape Meition
one job
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>>143682469
WOAH

ANGEL AND DEVIL

I NEVER NOTICED
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>>143682469
>chest and ass smaller on devil mercy
why
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>>143682370

I'm gonna sell my code in a year or 2 and they'll be able to get it from me ;)
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>>143682393
>consoles

lol
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>>143682567
neck
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>>143682538

I can't answer your question but if you're not going to get the kills then don't shoot at all, you get 50% of your charge back.
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>>143682538

The ult is actually a damage charge that charges by 170(?) damage per second.

In brawl everyone has twice their normal HP, so you need to charge longer to get a kill.
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>>143682638

>E
>console
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How to fix D.Va!
>Move her critbox to the back, that way you have to at least work for your crits, and careless D.Vas will play themselves and expose their rear to you
>Make the spread of her shotguns tighter and slightly up the damage
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I recently got 1000 coins finally, and I am thinking about buying the Mechaqueen skin for Pharah, but I already got the Raindancer skin from a box
Should I just suck it up and stick with raindancer until I get MQ from a box, or go ahead and buy MQ?
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>>143682108
That was obviously ironic faggotry and you should get a sense of humor.
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Is it too early for me to be concerned about W/L record when I have only about 48 games?

I should focus on generally performing well no matter what and having faith that I will win more eventually, is that correct?

>>143682413
When to pick Reaper vs Tracer vs Genji vs D'Va anyway
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>be phara on pay denbts
>see someone shooting at me
>casually concussion missile them off the ledge

environmental kills in this game are just a bit too easy. especially when knockback effects push you over handrails and low walls.

whats even worse are roadhogs who stand at the edge of the giant pit and hook you into it, its bad enough the hook is piss easy to use but then you get a free kill that more than half the characters can't escape.
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>>143682624
May I direct your attention to the disparity in hip and breast size
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>lower levels
>everyone is kind, personable
>now in level 40-60 games
>non-stop bitching about what classes people are using
>everyone is a salty nigger
Oh joy...
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This game is so fucking stupid, how is it possible that every game I get 5 randoms who pick whatever they want with no mindset against a team that picks Zarya/Reinhart/Mercy/Mcree + 2 well thought heroes every fucking game.

I wish I could get a refund this is infuriating
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>>143682469
I came when I first saw the devil skin. all about it. will main mercy if I ever get it.
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>>143682734
tfw i wont be able to cheese it out of dangerous encounters that way :'(
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>It's another "team doesn't flank the objective in Volskaya Industries" episode
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>most played heroes

judge me
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>>143682393

Kill cam and even spectator mode aren't 100% exact on what actually happened, Blizzard's words.
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>>143682638
>Anon's retarded
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A NYX=As much as I love being a Mercy main, it's fucking horrible when none of my friends are on and I have to subject myself to the goddamn solo queue.

Fuck my fucking angelic ass.
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>>143682469
gray demon
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>>143682731
What he meant was that the hitboxes have to be large, in order to people who play on consoles actually hit shit.
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>you will never be this comfy playing Overwatch
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>>143682393

Widow needs to be nerfed. I am sick of getting 1 hit killed with bodyshots when she wasnt even aiming. What pisses me off the most is that her camera doesn't even shake or gets disoriented if you shoot her while she is aiming.
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>tfw playing with leaver penalty 24/7
>tfw I don't even fucking care anymore
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>>143682469
devil mercy best mercy confirmed
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>>143682789

How are some people already 50+ is what I want to know, have you even had a shit since the game launched?
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>>143682209
simple geometry
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>>143682874
sleep tight, puppers
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>>143682658
is this still a fucking thing? welcome to like 10 years ago, fuck.
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>>143682860

That's not really true though. Everyone on console has the exact same handicap, time to kill is higher but they don't "need" anything.
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>>143682469
I can be your angle...or yoru devil
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>>143682563
If you play as D.Va you can just fly everywhere and actually survive/kill people.
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>>143682469

>flat chest is hell
>voluptuous chest is heaven

Deepest lore.
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>>143682734

Yeah I sure want a big critbox on my back so everyone can just focus me when I'm trying to kill my target.

The front critbox is a good thing because you still got 250 HP upfront and excellent dps up close.

If D.Va's critbox was moved to her back she'd become even weaker than she already is because most of the time you lose your mech because multiple opponents focus you down from your sides.
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>>143682384
No we may not.

How many stick figures being murdered in horrible ways did you draw in your school notebook on average? Did you keep a red pen with you so you could draw the blood?
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>>143682393
>I've never played an fps before and want to shitpost: the post
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>>143682393

kill cam/play of the game cam are seriously bugged

one time i got play of the game as bastion. what happened was i was shooting this winston and he jumped at me and i killed him mid-air. in play of the game cam, he died before he even jumped even though it showed me aiming at where he was.
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how am i supposed to have fun in this game when everyone i play with is some mouthbreathing weeb?
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>>143682725
It'd be better without that stupid mole
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>>143682840
same in pretty much every game really. look at the shitty spectating lag in csgo
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>>143683027
It works
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>>143682994
not against the 6 meipocalypse
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>Rat's tire ult can go through Reinhardt's shield
>Ults which are insta-kill/game and nothing you can do to avoid them, thus lose games due to it

Why are these a thing?

While i like this game, I honestly can't tell if it's meant to be played competitively or casually when it allows stuff like this.
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/esportsarena

>Watching the """"pros""" play on twitch
So terrible
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>>143682542
VAPE NAYSH Y'ALL!
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>>143683000
post more bara
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>win game
>say "is this co-op v.s. A.I?"
>watch other team flame while I say nothing else
>mfw
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>>143682734
>Careless D.Va's will play themselves and expose their rear to you
God I hope so
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>>143682931
I'm only level 32, but I get put in games with multiple 50s and even 60s. Level XP caps at 22k, so it's not super hard. It takes 5-10 games to level depending on how well you do and how long each game takes.
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Is roadhog best girl?
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>>143683120
SHOOT
THE
TIRE
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From last thread.
>>143673765
Which popular one? Could you post it please?
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>>143682942

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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>>143683128
>"""competitive""" overwatch
lol
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Do stacks and randoms get matched against each other?
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>>143683128
these arent really pros, just people trying to become pros
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>>143683221
it tries to match similar sized stacks against each other
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>>143683140
epic
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>>143682490
Time... two sheep?
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>>143683130
k
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>>143682469
>tfw flat demon girls are my fetish
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>the game is so badly programmed and flawed it allows for cheat programs with literally no way to be detected

Have fun with all the "pros" in ranked matchmaking later

I'm refunding if no balance patch, 20 tick patch or fixing the game in general doesn't come by end of next month
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>>143683000
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>>143682737
Any opinions?
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>>143682991
>angle

jesus fuck
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>>143682384
> I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high functioning psychopath.
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>>143682457
Has anyone from blizzard officially said how matchmaking works? Like a link or anything. I feel like i get matched with better people then but then they try to go 3 snipers and I don't know.
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>>143682691
oh good advice thanks.
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>>143682832
>its a reinhardt + mercy duo charge into enemy 6 man for no reason except that reinhardt had ult
>both get killed before either get chance to use ult

>do it again 3 minutes later
>Reinhardt jumps on mic and yells at us about how we didn't follow him
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Guys I'm scared
Will Blizzard really get rid of all of the Overwatch porn?
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>>143683221
Groups of similar size and level will get matched against one another.

So a group of 6 will get matched against a group of 5-6 and maybe a pub. With smaller groups of 4 or less, you can get matched with multiple groups or pubs.
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>>143683069
create a pre-made
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>>143683012
>excellent dps up close
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>143683120
You have 1 ranged attack. At least try to hit it.
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>>143683212
>preparing for dinner
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>>143683346
They lied about there being a forced 50% win rate
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>>143683305
Yeah because that was the only mistake in that post, you were being memed on.
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goddamn that mccree skin with the blue gun is sexy as fuck

I'D APPRECIATE IT IF INSTEAD OF ALL THESE PLAYER ICONS YOU COULD MAYBE LET ME DROP A GOOD SKIN AFTER 50 FUCKING CHESTS
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>>143682393
git gud
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>only me and one guy from /owg/ playing on asia/kr servers

guys pls ;_;
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>>143683361
Yes. The TOS even lets them go onto your computer and delete everything you saved.

They're coming for your porn, anon
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>>143683070
she's supposed to be a baroness from the 18th century or whatever

they all had fake moles on their cheeks because they thought it was cute
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>>143683069
>everyone i play with is some mouthbreathing weeb
what do you mean, i rarely encounter those in quick play
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>>143683301
raindancer skins are about as ugly as the preorder one
mechaqueen and the purple ones are better desu
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>>143683020
I feel like this is a relatively normal pass time for young nerdy guys.
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>>143683265
>>143683365
This is retarded why isn't stacking and solo completely separated?
The biggest stack wins every time
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>>143683361
save them johnny
save them all


optional: upload them to torrent sites/megaupload
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>you can't see what weapon the legendary skins use

C'mon Blizzard it's like the most important thing. No one told me Reinhardt had an axe.
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>>143682737
Use it for someone else you like to play, mechaqueen is gr8 but you dont want to neglect that sexy raindancer skin.
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why do people like this disgusting fat pig
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>>143683403

Oh look, it's another D.Va that likes to m1+W from 20 yards away
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>>143683448
sorry senpai ill buy it on pc when i build a new one after tax return
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So, am I a fool for wanting to tryhard from the beginning and already trying to work out my best characters and strategies for maps all for the sake of keeping a good win rate %?

Currently I am only Level 14 and I am already concerning myself with wanting to carry games if team is shit, wanting to always win, stuff like that
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>>143682445
dyke monster alert
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>>143683361

Blizz designted the female heros specifically for porn. They were inspired by porn themselves when creating them.
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>>143682404
I really think Zenyattas abilities need to be rebalanced or at least the Discord and Harmony Orbs do.

Harmony needs to change by either increasing the number of active orbs or just removing the weird line of sight bullshit it has going on. Discord is relatively fine but I would increase the line of sight timer by a second or two.

I would also like to see some kind of speed buff on Zenny for each Orb he has active.
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>>143683438
>consistently getting purple skins on heroes I don't use
>getting duplicates of said skins
>dupes only give a small percentage of original credit worth

I'd be a happy camper if we could just trade in skins as opposed to having to keep them. Having one legendary (and especially the exact one out of the four that you like) for your fav hero is so much better than having a dozen standard recolours.
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>tfw you have unsteady hands

I'll forever suck at aiming
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How do I get better with D.Va?

Pistol mode is fun but I suck with the mech atm
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>>143682737

everyone has the mech skins for pharah, its to the point where seeing her default skin is rarer than the gold skin.
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>>143683423
But is there mmr? I always here mixed things but nothing official.
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>>143683631
My waifu could beat your waifu
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>>143683130
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I want the fagposters to go back to lolg
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>>143683636
and what manga/dojin is that?
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>>143683608
I'm much more sad about this than I thought I would
Stay comfy in the clouds Pupper
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>>143683607
Yes.

Doesn't matter how much you try to carry, you're gonna get some teams with 4 hanzos and cant do shit.
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always go full retard
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>>143683607

I suspect that your enjoyment is going to run out quite quickly unless you get a stack going.
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>>143683438
the "on the range" skin? Its probably my personal favorite non-legendary skin.

hoping to get the gambler or riverboat skin eventually
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>>143683734
/r/ bastion version
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>>143683586
>implying
0/10, are you from reddit?
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>>143683683
try shooting at the enemy
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>finally get my first legendary skin at level 20
>IT'S FUCKING MECHAQUEEN, MY FAVORITE FUCKING SKIN IN THE GAME
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>>143683636
manga grill name?
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Why don't people draw dad with a hairy chest like he's supposed to have ??
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>>143683495
the great porn purge begins
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>>143682931

At some point it always takes 22k exp to level up. Games give like 3k-3.5k exp each, with a free 1.5k exp a day, so it's not that hard to level up.
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>>143683750
Remember the last time it wasn't BLOW-SHIT-UP-O-CLOCK?

Me neither.
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>>143683765
What is all this about stacks i keep seeing being thrown around?
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>>143683726
Like to see her try.
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>>143683128
Jesus christ my quick play matches are better than these teams currently doing what the fuck I don't even know
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Why do Widowmakers quickscope?

This isn't CS:GO.
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>>143682469
Imp is worst skin, cobalt/amber for life
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>>143683748
>>143683608
Pretty sure he's still alive. Last pic was posted 4 days ago.

Owner is a qt too.
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>>143683883

Just a term for queueing with a group.
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WHY
ARE
PEOPLE
SO
BAD
AT
MERCY
HOLY SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO SPAM CHAT AND VOICE TO GET HEALS?

IM THE ONLY ONE DOING DAMAGE
I GOT POTG
YET MERCY JUST HEALS PEOPLE THAT ARE ALREADY FULL HP

FUCK
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Whats on your skin wishlist #1 anons?
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>>143683734
delete this
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>play zenyatta
>we also have a mercy
>get top healing and top eliminations
>get 0 commendations

Love dis community
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>>143683608

Stay Comfy in the clouds pupper
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how exactly does Blizzard rig it so everyone has a 51% win rate? How does that work logically how does it fucking work mathematically? lmao just git gud scrubs and stop with the excuses and conspiracy that Blizzard coded the game to personally fuck you over.
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>>143683785
>literally right clicking from 50 feet away a reinhardt that has his back to you
>literally have to get up close so you can right click him better
>a single left click would down him because he has 2 hp

jesus fucking christ you're shit
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>>143683726
no fucking chance lad
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>>143683907
you unscope after each shot to increase your mobility and dont lose any charge time
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>>143683676
>Can aim with mid range characters like McCree and 76
>can lead with weapons like mercy's pistol and Dva's pistol
>can not, for the life of me, aim with widowmaker
>scoped accuracy: 30-50% every game
>one or two critical hits
>almost never a gold or silver in elims or damage done
>this is with the character everyone says is op and really easy to play

I am suffering so much
>>
>get some good games in early after release
>my reward is to forever be matched with shitters and children I'm expected to carry
>got twice as bad since the weekend
>Every chest has 1 slot filled with a useless player icon that's never ever seen

what the fuck
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>>143683128
who /watchingchampionsleaguefinal/ instead here
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>>143683907

same reason why you see people bunnyhop, they want to show everyone that they play 'hardcore' games. they know it doesn't do anything they just do it to feel cool.
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>>143683993
you do lose charge stupid fuccboi
only idiots don't have the toggle zoom option enabled
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>>143682393
2 0 T I C K
0
T
I
C
K
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>>143683963
Because they're literal drooling retards
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>>143684024
Atletico will win this
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>>143683907
if you take a shot and remain scoped it takes 1.2 seconds to get to 100%. if you quickscope it takes 1 second to get to 100%.
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>>143683803
>tfw have 3 legendaries at lvl 20
>most played heroes: hanzo, genji, S.76, d.va
>legendaries for Road Hog, Zen, and Mercy

end my life now please
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>>143683523
Because queue times already take 3-5 minutes at certain times of day with groups of 4-6.
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I want to feel her butt against my face as I gasp for air.
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>>143683980
I'm not missing fan shots at that range with that big of a target.

I was becoming impatient and decided to just fan him up close.

I was picking off a lot of targets with just LMB before that highlight though.
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>>143683971
>commendations
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I think the funniest thing I've seen is a Soldier attempting to shoot Junkrats tire but then quickly giving up and sprinting his ass away while it's tailing him
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>>143683418

According to the youtube video that wasn't the case. Take that as you want. My headcanon is that the pupper was having the time of his life.

>>143683718

There is MMR, which wasn't reset for closed or open beta players. Forced 50 doesn't exist, the matchmaking is simply horrible and the holy trinity combined with the autistic mains magnify the issue. The game is designed for full party. Solo play didn't cross the developers mind not even once.
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>>143684087
did you miss the "after each shot"? the time to charge if you unscope for a split second or stay scoped is the same
>toggle zoom
lol
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>>143684079
sounds like an expensive cast. have fun funding it.
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I'm left-handed

I've always used the mouse in my right hand like a "normal person" does.

My coordination with my right hand is shitty compared to my left, writing my signature right-handed is sloppy and I have a difficult time masturbating to climax with my right, yet I'm fantastic at shooters. I'm fantastic at constantly spinning around and being vigilant of my surroundings and sticking my crosshair on enemies. I came from TF2 where enemies move a lot faster and I was a terrific Sniper player in that too.

What the fuck is your guys' excuse? You guys are natural righties and you fucking blow ass at aiming, I massacre you kids on a daily basis. It doesn't make sense to me.
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>>143684079
Clint Eastwood is 85 years old.
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>>143683963

tf2 medic syndrome.
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>>143683750
Do you get wings on your portrait at level 31 and up? I just hit 30 but my portait hasn't changed, and I'm seeing everyone with them all of the sudden.
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>>143684079
>seolhyun
>not kwon mina

you fucked up
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how do i genji
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>>143682843
I've literally only played solo with Mercy.
I hate my life.
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>>143684024
>challenger scene

lmao
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>>143683971
Even getting POTG, top healing and eliminations the commendations always go to some random chucklefuck. The only character that actually has it worse commendation wise is Mei because she just exists to make people salty but not appear on the board.
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>>143684127
I'd trade u my evil knevil 76 alone for your Zen if it was one of the Egypt ones
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>>143683963
I only ever heal people who are useful. Like a moment ago I was mostly pocketing a Junkrat and a Winston who actually knew what they're doing.
Rule of thumb is that if I have to shoot important things myself and countersnipe myself, then niggers like Hanzo, Widowmaker or whatever are not getting any heals or damage boostos, ever.
I had to go kill enemy Mercy myself half the time. So yeah.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpFmHSgC4Q
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>>143683995
>tfw shit at WM but good at Hanzo

try the weeb
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>>143684112
We wouldve won the game if she had just healed me fuck

LETS HEAL THE FULL HP ROADHOG WHOS JUST STANDING THERE INSTEAD OF THE PHARA DOING 90% OF THE WORK ON THE TEAM
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>took me hours to realize holding down LMB shoots the pistol as quickly as possible
Holy shit I'm thick. I now get at least 5 elims every match as Mercy and the harassment on defense is unreal.
>>
post >yfw
OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
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>>143684079
In a perfect world Mcree would be played by the Clint Eastwood of the past while 76 is the Clint Eastwood of today.

Zarya and Lucio spot on, torb is a little typecast and I see what you were going for with Junkrat but I'm not feeling it.
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>>143684079
>The dude
I'd love to hear him do that fake accent.
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>>143683785
haha mccree players really are shitters and have no aim. good thing you got flashbang =^)
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>>143683578
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>>143684232

run up walls all the time
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>>143684079
You're bad and you should feel bad
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>>143683940
Oh, I guess that's a different one. NVM SORRY FOR FALSE HOPE
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>>143683749
>>143683765
Well, thankfully I have alot of friends playing OW, so maybe I can get together more

Though, is solo carrying mostly a myth then?

>>143683785
Man that Reinhardt is shit. Also I feel rather sad that I got the legendary skin for McCree with the domino mask and yellow suit and yet I am crap at him
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>>143684263
she's a qt
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>don't play S76 since the beta since he's kinda plain
>finally get back on him because team had all other roles filled
>suddenly 5 medals, 3-4 golds every game
Man.

Probably like the second best pub carry hero.

And best husbando.
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>>143683718

supposedly but I'll be damned if i can make sense of it almost every match is a one sided stomp
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>>143684310
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>>143684079
>That Winston

My sides.
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>>143684209
>Clint will die in your lifetime

FUCK
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>>143684157
>I was picking off a lot of targets with just LMB before that highlight
>everyone on their team still alive before the high noon
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>>143684258
lol the two evil knevil skins for 67 are the worst in the entire game. they don't even fit his character at all and look like something out of LoL (reminds me of Basketball Darius)

and its the Djinyatta one anyways

too bad there's no trade/market set up for this shit. ez $$$
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>>143684079
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>>143684039
just click a character and unlock shit there
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>>143684259
>pocketing
mate mercy is my most played hero and that passive aggressive shit you do is rude, i heal everyone no matter how shitty my team is
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>>143684179
>he doesn't know about Legenadary at 10 commendations.
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>usually roll Pharah, Reinhardt, Bastion or Lucio to be as useful as I can be
>want to pick Reaper/Widowmaker once
>entire team starts yelling "WE DON'T NEED TWO REAPERS/WIDOWMAKERS, PICK SUPPORT"
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>>143684310
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>>143683608
Stay comfy in the clouds Pupper
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What is up with the matchmaking? It seems like I am either paired with a group of retards who can't tie their shoelaces or am fighting said retards.

The only difference each match is who the stomp is happening to. What gives? Why can't I have a nice fun game with people of a similar skill level?
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>>143684438
D*ng
>>
>game hasn't been out a week
>already esports bullshit

Are competitive scenes not allowed to organically grow anymore? Why is Blizzard forcing esports for all their games now?

Is it a coincidence that the best esport titles to watch are the ones that grew organically because they're actually GOOD as competitive video games?

Fuck this shit rustles me.
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>>143683796

Let's do some match shall we.

D.Va's guns deal about 100 dps up close give or take. Her boosters deal 50 and a melee deals 30. We can assume D.Va always initiates with a boost->melee, dealing an 80 damage burst. So assuming she just meatyshoots she'll need about 1-2 seconds to kill her targets afterwards.

Meanwhile, assuming you are hitting her critbox, D.Va will still effectively have 50hp+200 armor.

But wait! D.Va can still headshot you, so our earlier estimate is actually quite conservative, and it's fully realistic that D.Va wastes you in a second flat after booster impact.

"D.Va has no damage" is literally a meme.
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>>143684218
All the portrait changes start at X1 for whatever reason.
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>>143683785
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJPEeizw-0U
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jesus stop putting me in matches with retards i've got on avoid.
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>>143684453
If I have to harass enemy Widowmaker myself when there's a fucking Hanzo/Widow on my team, then I sure as shit am not going to heal them no matter how hard they cry.
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>>143684062
bunnyhopping is retarded tho, it lets you know exactly where they are heading unless they can change their trajectory in air like Genji or something. I love it when idiots are jumping around all day and just pick them off where they land
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>>143684342
stay at a distance. jump around and semi-snipe people with shurikens, as its the second best sniper weapon. if ayone even thinks about looking at you, use the sword deflections and run.

rinse -> Repeat
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>>143684218
You get them at level 31.

(and 41, 51, 61, and so on.)
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>>143684209
So what you're saying is..
He's not a young man anymore?
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>>143684310
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>>143684423
I mean, he's attacking and he's right near the end, they wouldn't have had to go far.
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>>143684476
>>143682457

FORCED

50

IS

REAL
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>>143684079
>seolhyun
d.vas not a cambodian jungle monkey
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Genji is my favourite hero.

I have never watched anime or played Jap vidya.

Genji is just fun as fuck AND has a great set of skins.

FIGHT ME OVER IT
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>>143684498
>D'va can still headshot you
The chance of D'va firing all of her bullets straight in the dome of a tracer mccree is much lower than me hitting her giant bullsye mark.
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>>143684310
What? Who?
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>>143684423
I'm not implying right exactly before that. They were pushing stupidly as you could see in the webm. Pubs will always rush one by one to push.

I was camping that spot with the health pack and holding back 3 players.
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>>143683548
def. I wanna see what Torbjorn's turrets look like with different skins
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>>143683963

If I see someone spam chat and voice for heals when I'm mercy, I give him 3 strikes. If he doesn't stfu he won't get a heal from me.

Don't fuck with your healer. If you're useful, you will eventually get my full attention. If you're le ebin ninja flipping memer diving 4 people and screaming "OMFG HEAL ME BITCH WTF UNINSTALL" well, no.
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>>143684384

He's the guy I go to when nothing seems to work.
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>>143684537

i mean like bunnyhopping expecting it to make you move faster, not just 'oh shit im being shot at' bunnyhopping, im guilty of that tho.
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>>143684551
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>>143684310
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>>143684256
Even when I do get top eliminations as Mei, I still only get 1-2 commends because everyone is butthurt over their past experiences with her.
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>>143682737
Wait for new skins maybe, Blizzard is bound to release new ones soon.
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