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DOKKAN GETS FIRST POST
Yumi.
This post belongs to Murasaki, my wife. No one else can have it.
>>143626712
>>143626712
There's the main character we all know and love!
I love Asuka! Every Thread!
>>143626712
The series would be so much worse without Yumi.
>>143626724
why are you posting images of your wifes pantiews
>>143626847
I love to bully Asuka every thread!
>>143626587
I want to fuck Reki's tits.
>>143626712
I'm gonna marry Yumi!
>>143626712
Bootleg fucking Elsa
If I post a lot of terrible jokes do you think Homura will show up?
I love Ted Cruz! Every thread!
>>143626752
That's not how you're supposed to eat ice cream you dumb bitch.
>>143627025
Shoo shoo lyin' Ted.
>>143627025
Who?
I LOVE EVERY GIRL!
Good Morning skeegee!
What the hell did I miss last thread?
How would your senran react to you cuddling up with them in bed?
>>143627441
Nothing much.
>>143627491
Asuka would love it.
>>143627491
they would react by sleeping
>>143626887
Because they are the cutest pantiews out there, nobody has cuter pantiews.
Harupost.
>>143627491
I don't think she would mind at all.
>>143626887
he's not her wife!
he's a weird stalker!
>>143627491
Smile contently and enjoy the fact I'm basically a walking nuclear reactor with the amount of body heat I produce.
I just dressed up Naraku in Yuyaki's clothes and it's really cute!
>>143627980
Post it.
Now.
>>143628373
Say please!
>>143628373
Someone needs to tell Kagura that it's not normal being sexually attracted to your friend!
Especially if they're a girl too!
>>143628432
Fuck you.
>>143628494
Being rude is no way to get what you want.
Should've named the game Deep Creampie instead of Deep Crimson.
>>143628494
FUCK YOU!
*smacks lips*
>>143628632
Homura must be happy that there are people out there less funny than she is
>>143628714
But anon, I am the Homura.
>>143628705
HOL UP
>>143628798
no you aren't, you aren't cute enough
Why is crab so cute?
>>143629115
She knows how to clean up nicely.
>>143629115
latin sex appeal
>>143628490
Superweapons aren't normal, son of man.
>>143629115
Because she's usually the tough hot blooded rival type so when she does something cute or dorky it's magnified by 4 times it's normal cute power. trust me I'm a Math-a-magician
>>143629241
Speaking of abnormal things, you need therapy.
>>143629181
Every senran knows how to clean their asshole and cooch, Homura isn't special
>>143629360
Minori can't wipe right because she's just a kid! She always smells like shit!
>>143629529
go home minori bully
>>143629529
I'll make ryouna clean her up.With her tongue.
>>143629115Booty
>>143629529
>Minori
>wipe
>implying she's potty trained to begin with
>>143629665
We can stop this train of thought right here thanks.
>>143629360
Well I meant she knew how to dress well and stuff like that.
>>143629319
What makes you say that?
>>143629665
Yozakura take your diaper fetish back to furaffinity
Name a better big sister than Imu. I fucking dare you.
>>143629805
If Imu wasn't a shit sister Murasaki wouldn't have ended up the way she did!
>>143629805
ahhh AHHHH UMMM GEEZ UM JACKIE CHAN?!?!?
Why is Yumi so cute?
>>143629805
Ryouna
Ryouki
Yagyuu
Yozakura
It's really not that hard
>>143629885
She's not as cute as Naraku! I'm in love with Naraku!
>>143629940
>Ryouna
She's fucked in the head.
>Ryouki
ded
>Yagyuu
Let her little sister die
>Yozakura
Abandoned her whole fucking family to train in the mountains with some retard.
>>143630014
"Geez anon! Don't say these things out loud! You're a silly guy"
>>143629790
>implying Yo would have such shit taste in fetishes
>>143630091
still better than Imu
>>143630139
I'll never get how Naraku ended up being tied to baneposting when Murakumo is the original baneposting senran.
I want to put my dick between Fuga's breasts and pull out to cum on them when they go aflame.
Kill-la-Kagura
>>143630591
How tghe fuck do you end up with a haircut even worse than Yozakuras?
>>143630591
You know, I've heard of girls who have a smokin' set of tits, but this is just ridiculous.
>>143630459
I think it came from someone saying that because of all the time Naraku spent watching kaguras orb she must of watched alot of movies and then someone suggested the idea she would post of /tv/ and thus the meme was born.
>>143630796
Kagura's orb isn't a tv!
>>143630852
>Kagura's orb doesn't have cable and video streaming capabilities
Some ultimate lifeform she is.
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>143630796
hmm, I must not have been around when that happened.
>>143630965
It does but she's not a tv!
>>143631090
KAGURA IS A FUCKING TELETUBBY
>>143631181
lol now I have something to bully her about.
>>143631092
LÖSCH DAS!
>>143631181
No, she's an Electrode.
>>143631181
Kagura is not a teletubby!
She doesn't have a television screen on her belly!
>>143631181
I'm going to make Kagura as a teletubby using Bebe and some other parts once I get to my PS4. Thanks for the idea.
>>143631390
SHE'S A PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR WHO WENT TO THE GREAT WIZARD BABIDI SO HE COULD REMOVE HER HUMANITY AND BECOME A VISCOUS KILLER ONCE AGAIN
>>143630724
What's wrong with it?
>>143630773
She lives a hot life.
>>143631632
>viscous
>>143631945
I can speak into the well good of da englash .
Yo anon, Minori has been a bad girl. Can you punish her for me? I can't bring myself to do it.
>>143632184
What'd she do?
>>143632184
no she hasn't and no
>>143632254
She ate candy before lunch again.
>>143632321
But anon! Candy is lunch!
>>143632184
I'll punish her real good for you.
>>143632575
Haruka shouldn't be allowed near children like Minori and Hibari.
>>143632575
You can punish my dick!
>>143632763
Haruka shouldn't be allowed near anyone!
>>143632575
Haruka doesn't like her though.
>>143632831
Shut up you big bully!
>>143633047
Especially not near Mirai!
>>143633003
>A child by Hibari's standards
>she sucking on a pacifier while saying this
Is Minori a fetus then?
>>143633003
I'm not judging you but your hibari looks fucked up dude.
>>143633178
I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!
>>143633003
Friendly reminder that Hibari is OFFICIALLY a bigger baby than Minori!
>>143633415
Wow quit being such a dork.
>>143633449
Fine.
>>143633003
>EV doesn't have the pacifier, kindergarten outfit, or baby bonnet
How did Marvelous manage to mess up so badly with the clothes in EV?
G'night, /skg/.
Taking turns creampieing Minori and Hibari to see which one of them gets addicted to get their womb filled faster!
>>143633570
It's amazing they didn't at least keep the one thing people liked about SK2
>>143633570
They thought with their wallets and not their hearts.
>>143633627
Please don't make us have to sedate you again, perv anon.
>>143633565
No see you posted Mirai again.
>>143633725
I'm not perv anon. I think, people usually call me something else here.
>>143633784
A dork wouldn't wear sunglasses over an eyepatch, Anon.I'm kidding, that's exactly what a dork would do.
>>143633627
I bet Minori
>>143634018
I'll fill her up and make her feel like an adult!
Is Yumi racist?
>>143634818
Yeah she hates anyone who isn't Japanese.
>>143634818
if Yumi ever met one of her japanese fans she'd probably be a self-hating japanese.
>>143634878
If yumi would be real I'd cum into a tissue and send it to her.
I want massage Yumi's body on the beach!
>>143635009
After that give her something to drink.
I want to bury Minori in sand at the beach and build sand castles on her boobs!
>>143635117
I'll build one right ontop of her face so she suffocates while being burried and unable to move.
>>143635117
This picture is broken, Yo is the hottest one here, this ain't right
>>143635117
man that's some high quality art on Minori's face there
>>143635181
Murakumo is the hottest one in every pic, even when she's crying and get sand in her face!
IlikeMurakumo!
>>143635117
I love her strange, awkward voice. It kind of cracks in a cute way. Does anyone know what the hell I'm talking about?
>>143635606
Minori sounds cute!
She incorporates singing into her speech!
I like the way she talks!
Everything is fun with Minori!
I think You're talking about Minori!?
Murakumo sounds pretty cute too if that's who you're talking about!
I'm going to marry Josui, and there's nothing you can do to prevent it!
>>143635867
I'm going to kill her before you get married.
>>143635946
She's not for being killed! She's for kisses andhandholding.
>>143635858
>She incorporates singing into her speech!
I forgot that I need to set her as my menu voice to hear some of that singing
>>143635991
You challenged me, now face the consequences.
>>143635867
I'm going tointroduce her to 4chan
>>143635858
Fuck off Minori the grown ups are talking
I'm going to FUCK Minori!
>>143635991
You should know by now that she's for bullying.
>>143636091
I didn't challenged you, you started first!
>>143636207Don't do that
>>143635991
>Think Josui is pretty cute
>Can't put her in my top new waves because her spirit animal is the sheep andI'm a New Zealander and don't wanna reinforce that stereotype
>>143636340
What was that? I think I misheard
>>143636341
>stereotype
you know where you are mate, right?
>>143636341
>letting stereotypes get in the way of your love for a senran
>>143636445
Oops, misquote
>>143636341
Good night /skg/!>Tfw no pj's card
>>143636341
That's ok, as long as you have someone on your heart
>>143636541
Josui is pretty cutestill not best Milky Pop tho.
>>143636701
Kagari is the cutest former delinquent I've ever seen
>>143635858
I was talking about Yozakura.
>>143636701
it'soppai ryobi
>>143636785
Pretty sure Oppai Ryoubi is just transformed ryoubi
>>143636785
Eh not seeing it. Ryoubi has sharper eyes and even though Kagari has a nice butt, she doesn't have a Ryoubi-tier booty.
>>143636701
Look at that big baka!
>>143637000
Nice trips
>>143636841
It'spadding
>>143636991
It's not there anymore. It's with that specific facial expression
I'm like too tired to fap, but not tired enough to sleep. Send help.Preferebly Yomi to sing me a lullaby and cuddle me with her softness.
>>143637175
>>143637241
That is low energy art. Actual shovelface.
You're not going to beat Hilary with a picture like that.
>>143637175
>not fapping to Yomi to help you sleep
>>143637175
I'll sendcatI see her more as a cat than a dog.
>>143637241
I don't understand wanting to get your ears picked by someone. That shit is nasty and I wouldn't subject anyone else to the gross shit that comes out of my ears.
I love, LOVE Yumi!
Anyways, boob night /skg/.
>>143637323
I just want her to wrap her hands around me, be completely wrapped in her warmth and her sweet scent and listen to her gentle voice while falling asleep. I'll buy her all the beansprouts in the world to make her a happy yomi.
>>143637373
How would I ask Yumi on a date?
>>143637550
>"GO OUT WITH ME OR I BREAK MINORIS LEGS"
>>143637357
It was the closest thing I had to her cuddling Anon or something like that.
>>143637396
imagine doing that after fucking her senseless
>>143637373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaN4m7Ambds
Yumi bodies motherfuckers, while delivering these Gessen tactics, she'll bury you bastards. She may come with an icicle in her hand, to make sure you motherfuckers understand. REAL YUKIONNA WON'T FOLD, nigga I told you she was cold.
>>143637790
I'm too tired, it's saturday though so we can do it all day long when I wake up again.
>>143637990
I don't speak monkey sorry.
>>143637990
Yumi has a shitty taste in rap.
>>143638056
baka
>>143637990
I want topatYumi
>>143638260
>that webm name
Kek
>>143637990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXh2ahteFwA
>>143637582
>Minori comes up behind you and breaks your legs
GESSEN IS THE LEGENDARY STREET TEAM
That's how we do it in tha suburbs, spit ice from the snowcone machine. She'll be postin' up at them panchira spots. Don't let a nigga change that or rearrange that, if a nigga try and change that, you know where to aim at.
This is it y'all, Yumi knows the waifu game but she chose ninjitsu, nigga. She don't hold back, she roll back.Do it Dai, I dare you
>>143638828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2l5BYdzPSM
Can I seduce Minori with those things?
Here's five cute facts about Homura!
1. Homura is a girl!
2. She's cute!
3. I love her!
4. Homura!
>>143639350
>>143639463
But they have little toys in them!
>>143639396
You left out the fifth one, and I will help you
5. Momura material
>>143639561
The fact that there are 5 facts is a fact!
>>143635117
Yumi's holding that beach ball but it doesn't look like she quite knows she's doing with it.
Do senran pubes have the same color as their regular hair? Like does Murasaki have purple pubes? Pink hibari pubes?
>>143639816
Yes.
>>143639816
Is the conclusion of this question about Crimson Homura?snippedy snabb :DD
>>143607020
Murasaki has a dynamite body, but she lacks presentation because she's so elusive. Makes you want to leave her be, much according to her wishes.
The status of biggest breasts is mostly wasted on her. Not saying I like her since I do, but she's not very sexual.
>>143639816
They should.
>>143640040
I don't see why not.
>>143640051
But that's not true. I want to treat her like my little princess, shielding her from everything that might harm her.
>>143640125
That doesn't contradict my statement, protecting her is not the same as trying to get intimate with her.
>>143640040
>You'll go down on Homura and watch her go Crimson mode and have her pubes go a bright scarlet before your eyes.
>>143640191
But I want to make love to herlights out, under the blanket while holding hands.
>>143640254
That's just being romantic. But you can have romantic and affectionate love for the sake of reproduction and/or consensual love making without an ounce of eroticism.
She just "happens" to have a voluptuous body, but it barely plays a part.
>>143640051
I always wanted the mojo/hikki type with large breasts though, and senran kagura outdid itself by giving her the largest.
I'm fairly sure this point, in terms of fan rankings, she's the highest of Hebijo.
>>143641462
>highest of Hebijo
That's not really too big of a feat.
Imu is constantly at the very bottom, Miyabi is probably most unpopular leader, and the twins are just... Eh.
>>143641462
Nah,that'd be twins, actually
>>143641852
I could understand Ryoubi, but Ryouna? We need a list...
At least we'll always know Imu will be dead last.
>>143640051
Tell that to the new wave artists; I don't think they got the memo
>page 8
>>143643696
Don't worry I got this!
>>143643696
So is Bebe a girl?
>>143644807
Bebe is Bebe
>>143644807
Bebe-tan is a bear.
>>143644907
There are girl bears as well
>>143645023
Bebe-tan...does not have...genitalia...
>>143645164
How do you know? Did you take a peek at Bebe's privates?
>>143645214
>>143644807
Now that anon's dreams about Bebe banging and impregnating Murasaki are crushed! Hooray!
>>143645615
...I just realized the reason Murasaki's spirit animal is the bear is because she stays inside all the time - "hibernating".
Fuck, I'm slow...
>>143645848
You are not the only one.
hello?
>>143646034
Asukas new ultimate should be her summoning the battle toads
I forgot, what was the name of the cutest senran? I think it started with an M
>>143648289
murky-chin~!!
>>143648289
But that's not the A letter...
>>143648289
Is it this one-eyed child?
>>143648446
"shitcat" doesn't start with an M
I love Kasumi!
>>143648289
Murasame!
>>143648289
Me______
>>143648289
Mikage?
>>143649490
Adorable
>>143648289
Murakumo
>>143651863
Damned dominatrix, should mindbreak them all.
>>143642093
Dog is ACTUALLY quite popular!
>>143648289
It's "My answer is Rin is the cutest!"
>>143651957
I'd say we should mindbreak you, but you probably don't have much of a mind to break.
Mirai is the type to make Naruto Linkin Park AMVs in her spare time.
>>143652524
>>143652676
That's Miyabi.
>>143652613
Big talk for a half pint.
>>143652769
>>143652676
Mirai's more of a green day dragonball z AMV girl.
>>143652897
What's Kumo then? Does she make AMVs about her favorite couples.
>>143653034
No she makes Iron Maiden Fist of the North Star AMVs
>>143652693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38
Hello?
>>143655235
HELLO!
>>143655235
Who are you?
What do manchildren like you want from me?
>>143655235
>>143655491
Will you bake me some cookies Ms. Haruka?
>>143655403
I'm anon
I just want to talk.
>>143637000
That sounded an awful lot like "Oh please ram your fist up my asshole!"
>>143655491
This will end good and bad at the same time for me...
>>143655576
I wouldn't trust anything Haruka made in a kitchen.
Like, not even a bowl of cereal.
>>143655740
Haruka's a good cook!
>>143655876
I'm sure she is, just as sure that if I eat anything she gives me I'm gonna start dancing or screaming at people or shit like that.
