REQ Update Soon Edition
Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/making-memories
>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing
>Spartan Companies:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
>>143600679
First for kicking people from our company to make room for cucks to get us Achilles helmet
>The google docs is still in the OP
>>143600679
Third lel
>>143600679
It's tomorrow right?
>>143600819
Who do we kick?
That last thread.
>>143601196
>>143601195
Nice Halo discussion
>>143601195
>>143601365
>>143601079
>tfw we'll never get something that looks that nice
>instead we got the abortion we have now
>>143601642
seriously stop posting your pictures
>>143601642
>>143601634
>>143601521
>>143601705
>>143601469
>>143600952
>>143600883
I just wanta ddr.
>rabbit talking to himself
>>143601731
that's not him posting his pictures. Ironically it's rabbit
>>143601634
who doesn't like his picture being posted in the thread so he's picking on random anons who had their gamertags associated with their facebook
>>143601903
He doesn't know what DDR IS.
>>143602013
well who the fuck is it supposed to be in the pics?
>>143602051
Nice beard.
>>143602051
>wearing hat inside
What is rabbit self-conscious about?
>>143602086
an /hg/ notsoanon
>>143601901
lmao post more, I already deleted the other thread
>>143602185
Who the fuck is he?
>>143602285
Kai
>>143602371
but its not
>>143602285
>an /hg/ notsoanon
>>143602285
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is Rabbit's plan
>>143602440
>>143602627
Thats a pretty nice beard
>we're getting two updates this month
So did they make up for skipping a month now, or are we still mad?
>>143603446
2 updates? You mean just 3/4 of Hog wild and then the last quarter when firefight releases because they need new reqs to add.
They are still behind a month and no one will give a shit.
>>143603446
>one of the updates had the content cut in half for WZF
>>143603670
Have you killed people?
>>143603670
You forgot the "n"
>>143603670
lel fuck you
>>143603771
Yes
>>143603907
Up close? What's it like?
>>143604075
Holy shit this general and company has gone to shit since rabbit left as leader. Fuck all you faggots I'd rather have a gay furry who gets shit done then Kai & Friends
>>143604075
You're like a Slavic Jeremy Clarkson.
>>143604164
Shush up rabbit.
>>143603446
I'll only forgive them if they make WZF a customizable mode, and give us REQ weapons in forge
>>143604164
>complain about rabbit shitposting
>wants rabbit back
>>143604267
>>143604285
I never complained about rabbit. You can't say shit has gotten better since Kai became leader. tfw rabbit will never know who I am but I support him 100%. Why did you leave :(
>>143604057
>Up close?
100 meters
>What's it like?
Eye opening
>>143604429
Your whining was in response to a shitpost by rabbit dumb ass.
>>143604285
What do you expect from a samefagging Kraut?
>>143604545
>implying you wouldn't jump at chance to kick everyone and fuck company over
evil little sperg
>>143604512
Fuck you Kai & Friends
Long live the reign of rabbit!
#furryuprising
>>143604759
>>143604759
Just you wait till trump gets into office.
If your gamertag doesn't have anything to do with animals you're kicked
#furryuprising
>>143604943
>>143604504
Was it hard?
>>143604759
>I dont lie
All in favor of blacklisting Rabbit forever and ever amen?
Say I.I
>>143605097
>>143605365
>>143605365
Å IS NOT AN A!!!
>>143605365
>Kai and Friends the post. You guys are the biggest bunch of pussies to change how you feel about him once he wasn't leader
>>143605630
>hating pizza-jew
I mean, he might get annoying sometimes, but he's not a bad guy.
Rabbit on the other hand, has terrible character.
>>143605906
/HG/ BTFO
>>143605918
For what it's worth, I always thought you were an autist and sociopath.
>>143605024
When you train so much that every move you do on the battlefield becomes instinct it isn't.
The aftermath is hard the first time.
>>143605873
That's a cut penis if I ever saw one.
>>143605918
Opinions can change, and quite frankly, it's not surprising that people changed their opinion of you.
>>143605928
i beg to differ.
>>143606154
Who cares what you think, furfag?
>>143606153
>autism and sociopathy are on different ends
Not really, aspergers could probably be considered low-end sociopathy
>>143606304
There are 90 people who post in the thread at any given time, but it must've been the same 10 people!
>>143605918
You know, I'll say what I think of you.
I dislike you. You are annoying, useless and worse than i am at Halo. Nothing you say is useful to any discussion at all. If you didn't ever come back, I'd be fine with that, more than anyone else, more than Orwell even, at least Orwell is up his own ass, rather than watching his boyfriend take 22 men up there. Please just leave, then maybe YOU can grow up.
/hg/ was never this cluttered with memefags right? I remember before Halo 5 released, the threads I entered usually consisted of lore/book discussion along with matchmaking. I'm assuming they all up and left with these guys we have now turned up?
>all this angry shitposting
You all motherfuckers need to join the military as an infantry to vent out some of that anger, you owe it to NATO.
Also buy snus.
>>143606608
>doesn't mean they're related
It's a fucking developmental issue, of course they're linked. They have an effect on the same part of the fucking brain.
>>143606748
It was fine for a bit into Halo 5, and then Achilles happened and everyone sperged out about that.
>>143606732
i'm happy you didn't pick him. dudes annoying as fuck.
>>143606304
>wah don't complain about me anonymously
>tell me your name so I can shitpost about you months later
sasuga rabbit
>>143606748
More like they were here from the start and are the only ones left.
Also, there still is that kind of discussion, but there's no reason to have the same discussion twice.
>>143606995
>anything past DSM IV
>a valid source
Fuck off, that thing is a rag not fit to wipe Freud's ass.
It's entirely responsible for the death of psychology as a respectable profession.
>>143607210
>More like they were here from the start and are the only ones left
I don't buy it. I never saw moeshit in those threads.
>>143606760
Hell yeah
>19.2 GB mcc update
>82%
>Instillation stopped
>Won't start back up
what do? cry?
>king of /hg/
This fucking guy
>>143607364
>never saw moeshit
Shit nigger, that was always there.
Pretty rude to discount bv and Tackless, desu.
>>143607372
I don't think everybody complaining was also saying "haha so funny".
>>143607372
>But why do I waste my time arguing here...
Get out, niggerfag.
>>143607657
I'll call you whatever I want, you mute autistic fuck.
>/v/ gets fucking MCC lobbies going
They're making us look bad, family
>>143607747
>that one anon who thinks /hg/ is good at game
>>143607493
>not an argument
Alright, I'll put an argument out for it. It diagnoses any kind of personality quirk as a type of autism, not to mention it's responsible for the popularization of autism as a "spectrum" and not a quantifiable illness. Not to mention it softens up on the issue of gender dysphoria which needs more study and recognition as an illness, and not a personality quirk or "just how they are." It's a despicable mockery of legitimate science put forth by regressive leftists.
>>143607747
we don't need they're help with that.
>I was only 6 years old
>I loved DR Halsey so much, I had all the gifts she gave me
>I pray to Halsey every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>" Halsey is love" I say; “Blue team is life”
>CAPT. Keys hears me and says “winning isn’t everything”
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for humanity
>I stand still for hours
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s DR Halsey
>I am so happy
>she whispers into my ear “be strong for us, John.”
>She grabs me with her delicate hands and puts me down onto the table
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for DR Halsey
>She graphs metal to my bones
>It hurts so much but I do it for Humanity
>I can feel my body tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please DR Halsey
>She roars in a mighty roar “my final gift to you, JOHN!” as she fills my neural lace with Cortana
> CAPT. Keys walks in
>DR Halsey looks him straight in the eyes and says “Our work will save the human race.”
>DR Halsey leaves on her prowler
>Halsey is love. Blue team is life.
>>143607747
Who cares, half of the lobby is /hg/ anyway.
>>143607747
Get out of /hg/ party you cuck.
>>143608108
>stopped reading there
Well, good to know you agree with rampant misdiagnosis
>gender dysphoria is listed as a mental disorder
I said softened, not removed
>>>/v/339100000
One anon got quints on a dubs-less board. Maybe they are better than us
>>143608471
>bullshit
>it simply does not
Have you read how fucking broad that spectrum is? Christ, have you read it at all?
halo
>>143608631
>Kai too afraid to say anything while /v/ talks shit about us
>>143608631
I was so fucking close and then you found me by chance
>>143608786
>Kai is the one shit talking about you to /v/ like the cowardly traitor he is
>>143608853
Depends on how symptomatic the bipolar patient is. All it takes is one fuck-up and treatment goes awry, and with the kind of people going into psych, it'll be a lot more common. "Any kind of personality quirk" is more of an exaggeration, but the point stands.
So, are we doing picture day today or what?
If so, what game?
>>143609457
Are you going to sit here and tell me that some fuck-up who goes solely off of the DSM V has a 0% off misdiagnosing a patient?
>>143609813
>waah you're just wrong
Don't make me say it
>>143607935
>She graphs metal to my bones
>graphs metal
>graphs
Please tell me this is bait.
Customs?
>>143610449
Depends, what game and what kind do you want to do?
>>143610631
5 and fun
>>143610631
fun Halo MCC or 5 customs
>>143610745
Alright, join up and I'll see what I can do, although a lot of people are off playing MCC with /v/ so it might just be us and a few others.
>racing warthogs
>>143610853
>this mad
Holy shit, dude.
That thing isn't a good revision.
Sure, people might think it's good, but just as many say it's proper shit.
Also,
>sigmund
>implying
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2013/08August/Pages/controversy-mental-health-diagnosis-and-treatment-dsm5.aspx
>>143610882
>internet is shitting the bed so much i can't join the party,game, or have my save data retrieved
Coffee?
>>143611363
Take your time, I'll just look through maps
>>143611330
Is that rabbit?
>>143611389
>>143611694
ewww.... this update better come with a new gametype at the very least
>>143611694
What's the fucking point
>>143611694
>literally only 3 good things in entire dlc
>Unknown cuck posts it
Like pottery.
>>143611694
The new pistol skin looks nice.
>>143611694
>Literal reskins
I knew it, and yet I'm still disappointed.
>>143611694
>uncommon DMR
Maybe those people who don't have one might finally get it.
>>143611694
>The pistol yet again gets fucked out of a new variant
>>143611934
>inb4 it is unlocked at level 4 REQ
>>143611694
>>143611694
Vespin Rocket Warthog
Advanced and deadly Rocket Hog with high-acceleration Rocket and faster reload time.
Rally Warthog
Advanced and durable high-speed ‘Hog, with greatly increased speed and heavy armor.
Hybrid Scope
Sangheli-sourced and based on the Carbine’s holoscope, the Hybrid scope uses holographic target acquisition and can retrofit your BR, DMR, SMG, or AR.
>>143612170
Warzone Boss Refresh
We had a few major goals when it came to refreshing our bosses for Warzone. One is to create more dynamic matches. One way of doing that was adding dynamic bosses, and by using some foundational systems created for Warzone Firefight, we’ve been able to introduce these to Warzone for the first time. One example: on Apex 7, at the 2-minute mark, you could either have a Zealot Assassin Boss in the Caves, or a Ranger Commander and his squad dropped off at the beaches. Each Warzone match should be a bit different instead of the same encounters game after game.
Another goal for updating Warzone was to give Legendary bosses better identities and a bigger payoff. We worked with Chris Proctor and now our Legendary Bosses have unique names, visual identity, and a unique REQ weapon. Players who defeat these bosses will have a chance of collecting and using these unique weapons sans REQ card.
The Warzone Boss Refresh is exciting and we can’t wait for people to play it. There is so much more to talk about with new minion types, reinforcements, roaming bosses, complex encounters and more, which I’m told I can’t talk about just yet.
>>143612383
Halo Wars 2 confirmed playable at E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=93&v=1JN5Q2CMsmM
>>143611483
sorry sigmund my internet is just being a shitter for now.
Maybe it'll be better in an hour or two
>>143612434
>wasn't proven wrong
But shit that was put in there has been thrown out before because it was actually unscientific. It's a tool for paradigm shifts, it's not a textbook or list of disorders and symptoms. Not to mention the fact that it's not open to outside review and takes a huge push to remove shit.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/dsm5-in-distress/201212/dsm-5-is-guide-not-bible-ignore-its-ten-worst-changes
>>143613027
It's fine, I'll just dick around in DOOM or play some grifball while I wait.
>>143612560
We tried that, a bit too much camping in one corner
Any room left?
>>143613453
With /v/? No idea.
You can join on me if you want and we could try out maps.
>>143613583
>people who know their shit
That's not how the scientific community works, dammit. There's supposed to be peer-review, not a circlejerk. There should be a diverse group consisting of each field of psychology reviewing it, not the people who write it.
>>143613585
j-just two of us? I dunno, think I'll just play overwatch
>>143614151
>don't know shit about
Oh, so you mean the writers for the DSM? Because they're the ones who wrote garbage and were forced to throw it out.
>>143614216
>wanting to play Overwatch instead of hanging out and trying maps with me
Okay, y- you too.
>>143611641
>>143611389Sorry, just got out of work. Cawfee
>>143600952
can i please be a part of this?
>>143601020
A bit late, but NEVER FUCKING EVER, YOU FUCK
>>143614920
Are you in the company? If so, you'll appear in a graph after playing for a full month.
>>143614603
I didn't mean it like that! Gotta wake up early for a fishing trip and wanted to sneak some matches in before bed. If it was any other time I would have said yes!
>>143615318
>fishing trip over /hg/ anons
>>143600679
Hosting MCC lobby. Post GT if you want in.
>>143616059
>Private lobbies
REEEEEE
>>143616059
mind if i get a invite?
gamertag: Pete Da Ninja
>>143616339
Sent. Connection issues have been messing up our attempts for a bit so you may not get in.
>>143616059
Customs?
>>143616846
Yes
>>143616849
then fuck off and stop asking to be in the /hg/ graph
>>143616059
hey
>>143617232
>>143616339
You getting my invites?
>>143616059
Kesh on Hend. Hopefully I don't get connection issues like when trying to join the /v/ MCC lobby.
>>143617648
no nothing yet keep trying
Pete Da Ninja
>>143616059
How many do you have?
>>143618143
Three but I just turned off my xbone. We are having connection issues like a bitch
>>143617858
Can you try again my family? I accepted the invite before launching MCC and now I can't find it.
New here.
Bit the bullet and finally watched the Halo 4 and 5 cutscenes. I get that 5's writing was criticized, but anyone else want to seeCortana take over the world?
>>143618492
Why not just play the games? The story in 4 is kind of dumb at times and goes full retard in 5. But the gameplay is still fun.
>>143618492
Not really, since it was a poor plot device. I'd have rather seen her go rampant and lose herself before eventually getting destroyed. Or better yet, pulling a Loki.
sorry
>>143618862
>we will never get more exposition on a.i
>>143602906
Why not shave your head? Beard and shaved head is all the rage
I wish there were more weapon assassinations like the sword and hammer.
>>143620334
I'd like one with the SAW where you blast them in the back with it
>>143600679
when does the halo general spartan company usually play?
>>143620334
The ball and flag have some.
>finally get a faster warthog
>it looks like they just shoved the Ehh Arr skin onto it
There's a special place in hell for 343.
>>143620975
I hope it's req 1.
>>143621149
>fortress with that hog
NOPE.
>>143620975
At least it's faster, I'm looking forward to ramming /hg/ anons with it.
>>143620605
at night during weekdays
>>143621253
You always try to ram /hg/ anons. And you should stop that, unless it's Napalm on the other team. You fucking fruit.
>>143620558
the takedown with an assault rifle from the tomb raider reboot was pretty grisly
jam the barrel of the gun in the dude's gut and pull the trigger, the recoil walks the barrel up to finish with the final round going in under the chin and coming out at the top of the head
>tfw Helping Hands actually decapitates the victim
>>143621354
No can do, all /hg/ anons are targets, same with randos. Everybody has to get rammed, but only lightly so as to not betray them,with only a few exceptions.
>>143621479
heres convenient webm
>>143621598
Your work ethic is shit, then. You need some fixing.
>>143622026
>tfw Array barely comes up in WZA anymore
>it's mostly just Urban these days
>>143622143
Only thing that needs fixing is /hg/ anon's ass after getting rammed gently.
Also, it feels like Urban is weighted more heavily since it comes up every other game.
>>143622318
>it's yet another "jking fucking sucks at making webms" episode
>>143623108
I prefer my webms.
Them not taking up the screen is nice as well.
>>143623239
It's okay jking, I like your webms too.
>>143623239
If 720p is your entire screen, then you might be TOO black.
>>143623489
I'm just TOO strong.
>>143623530
You're so strong, your internet connection can't handle it.
>>143623783
Don't bully jking, not everybody can have above 1 mb.I fucking hate Sprint, they jew me every time while Verizon Fios is just over the mountain.
>>143624315
>>143624418
>lightning kills people
Neat.
>>143624603
Yeah, he felt the voltage.
>>143624792
Your taste in punishment is like your taste for girls.
You like your victims Chris-py
>>143625146
Is that an insult? Everyone should have a Chris!
>>143625271
>>143625423
She's meant for breeding, but we've already tested and those tentacles can't get her pregnant.
>>143625271
Chris is nice, butHibikiis better.
I wonder if forge team is going to add in any other lethal effects like the lightning.
>>143625146
>not thats a shocking revelation
really nigger?
>>143625505
>>143625536
>Chris is nice, but Hibiki is better.
All this shit taste. Has to be Sigmund. Episode 4 of season 2 would break any straight man.
>>143625698
>not liking genki boxing girls
Only on episode 2 of season 2, I'll marathon the rest tonight
>>143625995
>he doesn't know the true softness of the universe
Prepare to break.
>>143626137
>true softness
Well now I'm intrigued
>>143626347
It is a softness that Vale's thighs could never hope to match.
>>143626402
>vale's thighs
Well of course not, Vale is a species traitor who's take at least 37 sangheili dicks.
>>143626578
In a row?
>>143626578
Why the assumption that Sangheili males even have dicks?
Expanded universe fiction has never described the mechanics of Sangheili reproduction, has it?
hey guys, how you doing? having a nice day? well I know some of you are /co/ so I thought I'd post this.
>>143626708
Of course, it's all she can do for the team!
How else would they convince Sangheili to fight with them?
>>143626856
It also never described there being a difference between male and female sanghelli, or there being males and femals at all, until recently to show that the Arbiter was progressive.
So just to spite 343, yes, Vale takes multiple smegma-coated sanghelli cocks up the ass every night. And it doesn't help the political nature of the situation.
>>143626947
>Locke needs a second fireteam on a mission
>get to the planet
>try to hire Sanghelli mercs
>just throws Vale at them
>the next morning, they swear fealty to him
>Vale can barely move
I can get behind this.
>>143627043
It's the natural way of things.
What else would they do with a woman who's only skill is also usable through a chip in their helmet?
Halo 4 is the best game, while not the best halo.
t.voltage
>>143627257
>>143627257
Truly is the taste of those who insult Maria.
free for all was fun
So the /v/ MCC night just wrapped up.
Had 16 players for most of its tenure.
I give it an 8/10. Mild autism but for the most part good shit.
Why can't we do customs like them?
>>143627926
>why can't we do customs like them
>implying we don't
Why don't you stay with them?
>>143627926
I didn't make the cut. I found out about it too late and they had 16 people before I could join.
Who hosted? Someone autistic or actually ok? I bet it was one of us desu.
>tfw /v/ just had a less cringey customs session than /hg/ has had in months.
That juggernaut game was pretty shit though. But everything else was pretty good.
>>143627926
I'm more surprised that they actually got MCC to work.
How bad were the glitches?
>>143628338
>How bad were the glitches?
The first game resulted in a freeze after it was ended but every other game was pretty smooth actually.
>>143628251
Well considering it was MCC customs and not the half-broken mess that are Halo 5 customs, that's not surprising. On the bright side, I have a pretty good list of working maps that aren't broken.But that'll change with the next update, like always.
>>143628251
>implying anything with /v/eddit can be good
>>143628517
I agree with you that most of /v/ sucks, but they lucked out with this session.
The OP seemed like a decent guy who just wanted to have fun and while there was this one anon spamming /tv/ memes, most of the other people were fine.
Kai was also pretty funny.
>>143628652
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>143628517
Better than the spergfests /hg/eddit hosts, desu.
>>143628797
Why not take that guy's advice
>>143627989
>>143628652
>anon spamming /tv/ memes
>having a problem with this
Get out hothead, do you feel in charge? reeeeeeee
>>143629143
Imagine a board full of Crusading, that's /b/2.0
>we will never get the correct visor color, a non bumpy visor, and black undersuit
>they will never Un-fuck Decimator, Mark V, or Nightfall or Update Noble to have the Codpiece and big shoulder
>>143628797
>/hg/
>anything like reddit
More like /r9k/, but that's beside the point.
>>143629323
What's wrong with nightfall? It's just ODST
>>143629894
Except for that part where it's very heavily not.
>>143629894
Nightfall is ODST with down syndrome
Helljumper is closer and manages to look good
reminder to always banebump the thread at night
>>143629894
>It's JUST odst
I agree
>>143630664
Helljumper is the best armor.Next to Jorge's, of course.
>>143600952
>In the company
>Not on the graph
My stats must be off the charts
>>143624418
>some sort of gauntlet gamemode
map name?
>>143631537
Maybe from that angle it looks weird, but it looks like ODST 99% of the time
Honestly, get a fucking life if the only thing you can do is nitpick minor differences in an armor that looks practically the same.
Meanwhile I'll be wearing nightfall and Mark V alpha and enjoying them.
>>143631714
It was an infection map, actually.
There are two gauntlet maps that a guy made, but they're pretty damn slow.
>ywn actually watch Planecrasher
why live
>>143631812
>Maybe from that angle it looks weird, but it looks like ODST 99% of the time
No it doesn't. It looks like shit 100% of the time.
>>143631812
>>143631812
It looks weird from any angle.
The visor is too big and the top edge of the visor is shifted upward, so the top curve and "forehead" section of the ODST helmet is missing.
Tbh I suspect it was the work of Nightfall costume designers who hadn't played the games and didn't have a feel for how ODST should look
