Good goy, buy more Compendium levels, Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: http://killurselves.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
>>143561441
>only 75% win rate
why does viper suck lategame
>>143561602
because the whole point of viper is that he wins early and mid, if he was good late game he would be OP as fuck
also viper is boring as fuck to play so who cares?
>>143561602
he doesnt
>>143561441
>>BETTING
>http://dota2lounge.com/
fucking finally
>>143561846
No it wasn't. And it was posted before the other thread hit 750 posts.
>>143561723
Dead in a couple of weeks senpai
>>143561883
Yeah, man. I fixed the pasta.
I also posted the link to the latest patch.
>>143561717
>also viper is boring as fuck to play so who cares?
he isnt
you spit at people and do cool stuff like flying and being viper
don't post in tiagos thread.
he's a faggot
>>143562135
This
>>143561531
>only 26 games
Yeah, get on my fucking level, shitlord.
>thread wars
epic
>>143561531
That set is fucking awful, man.
Remember to attach an image to literally every post so latefags don't get to have any fun
>>143562102
viper is fun because he makes whoever you lane against miserable
>>143562280
no wars
only literally all of us shitting on your pathetic attempt to make a thread
>>143562315
This. This is an imageboard.
>>143562315
good
>>143562315
>dk
>tiny damage
what?
>>143562315
Be sure to make it DOTA 2 related though.
No Anime bullshit here.
>>143562315
but that increases the cooldown on my shitposts
Reminder that this is an imageboard so you better post IMAGES
I made a beautiful piece of art of sniper. Post BEAUTIFUL PIECES OF ART you made.
>>143562583
That's terrible.
>>143562320
Thats the best way to have fun. Siphon the morale from your enemies and lead a crushing defeat as they are unable to stop your oppressive might.
Destroy then with delicious intent.
Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.
Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.
>>143562643
No it's beautiful
What is the most anarcho-communist hero?
>>143562819
CARRY Abaddon.
>>143562819
The answer is always visage
Alternatively,
Meepo
How do you breed a spider?
>>143562961
Against her will
>>143562643
>no BEAUTIFUL piece of art posted
>not recognizing A REAL MASTER when you see one
baka
Maybe this BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART will enlighten you about my INCREDIBLE TALENT
>>143563003
Got any loli Pugna, broseph?
>>143562763
delicious fish tits
>>143563003
This is surprisingly better than the Kardel artwork.
>>143562583
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
LOL
>>143563034
just 4 u dude
>>143563239
Pretty good. Except Nyx, the Nerubian Assassin isn't really META right now.
why axe blademail
Which Doter has the best feet?
>>143563384
Lina Inverse, the Slayer.
>>143563237
>>143563347
>>143563371
>>143563139
>>143563034
>>143563439
Hey you people are forgetting to attach images to your posts!
Post an IMAGE or your WORST heroes
Gotta use up those images before the LATEKEKS show up
>>143563592
You don't have to avatarfag you just need to attach IMAGES to your posts.
>>143563631
Of course. Would you lick her's?
>>143563631
How is this DOTA 2 related?
DOTA doesn't have any boats.
Here's another BEAUTIFUL piece of art, got any requests? Please include a PICTURE of said hero in your request.
>/DeeTooGee/
>>143563720
Traxex please.
>>143562545
I will when I get home.
>>143563701
always
>>143563727
Maybe i you didn't post in the early-made shitposter thread we'd be better off
Fucking RETARDS
I hope you saged at least
>>143563720
>got any requests?
Yeah, man. Do a CARRY Abaddon.
WHY DO THEY KEEP PICKING LESHRAC?
>>143563851
Made this BEAUTIFUL piece of art, TRAXEX coming right up, but it will take some time. These BEAUTIFUL pieces of art aren't just made in the matter of minutes you know
>>143563859
Would you stick your nose into her butt?
dotards?
>>143562661
>>143564024
draw NAGA sometime too
>>143562315
Textfags B T F O. Making 4chan great again
>>143564028
I want Luna to shit in my mouth.
I want to eat Luna's shit.
I want to gasp for air as my throat is filled with Luna's shit. I want to suck diarrhea out of Luna's magnificent asshole and clean it with my tongue. I want Luna to put me in a toilet bowl and make me service all her friends. I spend all my life thinking about Luna's shit. I literally cannot stop thinking about Luna's shit. Every time I have a meal, I wish it was Luna's shit. I eat my own shit, but it only makes me vomit and see myself for the pathetic, disgusting waste of life that I am. I want to drown in Luna's shit.
>>143564064
>2k's are shit at micro
What else is new
>>143563851
Here's your BEAUTIFUL piece of art starring TRAXEX.
>>143564249
What the fuck is even going on here?
>>143564173
Damn that really makes me quite hard.
>>143564249
11/10 I would say.
>>143564192
I am 2k and I had never played visage or any micro hero before or any rts game
I dont see why he has such a low pick rate and win rate
@143564085
Don't reply to me you retarded attentionwhoring shitskin
It's clear by now that you have severe issues one way or another
"I won"? What the fuck do you think this is?
Jesus what a pathethic human being
Doesn't matter of course because this game is dying, stats don't lie and neither does the increase of shitposting
>haha i dont really care what you idiots think lul
>>143564420
It's hard to look flashy while playing Visage so it doesn't pay off as much as someone like Meepo. And people just want the swag that comes with being able to micro.
>>143563936
Here's your CARRY abaddon, BEAUTIFUL if i do say so myself. Up next, we'll see.
>>143564641
This is actually pretty cool, dudester.
Good stuff. I approve of it!
>>143564641
Invoke her pls
So where is Alliances lategame?
>>143564723
I'd quas my wex in her exhort if you know what I mean
>>143564826
Haven't you learned anything?
Never trust a fucking Elf, man.
>>143564853
You can trust me with your boipussi
WHY DO THEY KEEP PICKING LESHRAC?!
hey guys I drew whisp
>>143564896
GAAAAYYYY....
>>143564153
Here's a BEAUTIFUL piece of NAGA art
>spam specturd
>win
explain
Genderbend arcanas when?
Dota 2 needs some serious females.
>>143565058
Ohayou!
>>143565035
Nothing wrong with being gay. :3
>>143564249
>>143565053
This guy's a professional.
>bulldong doing literally nothing
>echo sabre broodmama
honestly what the fuck
>>143564965
I'd overcharge to relocate those balls back to my place and tether them to my 4head desu
>>143565104
shut up queer
>http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Knight_of_the_Burning_Scale
Explain why the FUCK would valve make some cosmetics not tradable or marketable
Don't they want more fucking money?
>>143565197
i am not going to say its good but IN THEORY it lets you actually have the mana to ult which acts as a poor mans AC sorta
never forget the /d2g/ banner
>>143564723
here's your BEAUTIFUL female invoker
>>143565272
just buy the compendium you stupid goy
>>143565412
do you have the flockdraw pictures d2g made?
>see Naix with gloves of haste
>was sure it was a midas
someone please update kotlguy's firmware he forgot what armlet is
>ramzes322
that's what you get for putting a 14 year old on your team
so alliance is tier2?honestly I'll take anything at this point...
WHAT IS EMBER'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS?
SILENCES OF COURSE
WHAT DO YOU BUILD ON EMBER TO COUNTER SILENCES?
LINKENS? IT'S SHIT BECAUSE IT ONLY BLOCKS ONE SPELL
MANTA? IT'S SHIT BECAUSE ILLUSIONS ARE FUCKING USELESS ON EMBER
BKB? YOU'RE NOT STANDING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF TEAMFIGHTS SO IT'S FUCKING USELESS AND IT HAS A LONG ASS COOLDOWN
EULS? GOOD JOKE MATE YOU'RE JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR SKILLSHOT STUNS
BUT GREAVES GIVE YOU A USEFUL AS FUCK PURGE AND A LOT OF ARMOR WHEN YOU'RE NEAR DEATH. THEY ALSO HELP YOU PUSH VIA THE INBUILT MEK WHICH IS AN AREA WHERE EMBER SORELY LACKS POWER. DURING THE EARLYGAME THE ARCANE BOOTS ALSO HELP YOU A FUCKTON WITH FARMING
SO WHY ARE YOU NOT BUILDING GREAVES ON EMBER ALREADY?
This guy's on your team screaming at your GF through his mic to drop her stick. What do you do?
Post cuties /d2g/
>bulldog is bad
>>143565921
>>143565929
Is it legal to be aroused by this?
>>143565646
>>143565646
>EULS? GOOD JOKE MATE YOU'RE JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR SKILLSHOT STUNS
If only ember had two skills that allowed him to evade aoe stuns
you're a fucking retard wasting that much gold
>>143566030
It's too late anon, the cops are on their way.
>lose 6th match in a row
>go on dota buff
>look at everyones win rate
>3/4 allies have under 50% winrate
>3 enemies that are not anonymous have 54%+ winrate
>I have 52.8%
Whats the trick to getting on the free win team?
>>143566193
No
Her clit is probably big as one though
>>143566110
MOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
>>143565646
I just build Aether lense so I can spam sleight of fist safely outside of enemy silence range
Some questions:
1) Will Dota2 ever become greater than LoL?
2) Is Dota2 still growing in player count?
3) Is it worth it to start now from nothing if I only have LoL experience?
4) Are you motivated to become better every day, is there motivation to become a progamer in this game?
These a probably dumb, superficial questions, but whatever, I'm interested in your thoughts.
>>143566302
fuck (you)
>>143566356
>>143566417
kys
>>143566356
wasting time till I have to go to work
>>143566390
No
No
No
No
>>143566451
No
>>143566390
>1
No
>2
http://steamcharts.com/app/570 Dying hard as fuck. I hope valve has a good plan to bring back those goyim
>3
I guess? Why not
>4
A programmer? What?
>Alliance shouldn't have been invited
/d2g/ btfo yet again
>>143566667
kys
>>143566606
>beat a team made up of literal children
>omg they r so gud
kek
How do I get cute cosplaying gfs?
do i trust madara against the swedes?
keep in mind they just 2-0'd empire
I never post but for once I would like to visit d2g with out getting horny from all the qt's and lewds
>>143566693
>not already having him filtered
Is no one else seriously getting this issue i've been having for the past 3 patches now?
Basically, my Right Click decides to either Register that i R-Clicked or not.
This happens for movement, purchase of items and basically any use Right click has, especially when i go to right click a hero or creep and then it just gets eaten and i just end up either running to that enemy hero without attacking or i end up standing in place until another right click registers so i can move.
this seriously hampering my gameplay.
Only Dota 2 does this, i tested my right click on my desktop and in the Hero Demo area. it only happens when i play online.
Been playing with700 Ping, Zero Packet Lossfor over a year and this only just now started.
>>143566785
know people who know them
>>143566785
Become a proplayer/dota related personality/cosplayer yourself.
>>143566890
But I don't even know people. How should I get to know people who know people who know cosplayers?
>>143566879
>700 ping
Yeah that's a typo. Anyway you're better off asking on reddit I doubt ayone will help you here
>>143566879
>>143566879
I was having that problem in dota an in RO2, but I haven't thought about it for a long time and the mouse works fine when r clicking desktop. so yeah I guess I did/might still have that
>>143566964
I'm shit at this game though. I'm worse than Baumi.
>>143566972
if you're euro join a local DnD group.
actually if you want to meet people that's a good idea either way.
if you're a burger i dunno
>tfw you meant to stop watching bts and go play fallout nv but the in between game funk is too real
>>143566972
>But I don't even know people
Yeah, you should probably start with that.
Alliance is ____
>>143567081it was no typo
don't worry, i don't affect you. my MMR was 2.9k during the first Dota2 and then i moved to a shitty rural area with terrible internet and dropped down to 1.6k.
>that feel when over half a second delay for everything i do
>still shit on retards all day
anyways, i swear the game knows i have shit connection and puts me others who have shit connection too.
im fine with that.
>>143567496
congratulations on getting shadowpooled
>>143567496
Did you set network quality to low in the options? I think low was for weak connections, it should help with the delay
>>143567574
woo me, i guess.
it would explain why im on my huge losing streak since the december patch though.
Can you post a cutie? I could really use a cutie right now.
>>143567456
there has to be other geeky schizoids. find a support group or something
>>143567619
i tried that, it literally makes the game play like shit. all it does is lessen the amount of data being sent so i actually end up fucking up a lot more often with Low Network than High Network.
it's a fucking noob trap.
I've tried it maybe 5 times, and out of those 5 times its made gameplay far too jarring and jittery to be feasible.
>>143566964
>be me
>live in Pakistan
>shit everywhere
year after
>live in USA
>rich
>touching slav cuties
What a life, dudes. I'm happy for Sumail.
>>143567760
EE's waifu is qt :3
>>143567898
to expand upon this.
>play Ogre Magi with Low Network
>cast ignite and don't see the spell effect or sometimes see it
>enemy casts a spell from Fog
>only see that i take damage, can't even tell where the attack came from
its just stupid shit like this that makes Low Network complete ass to work with. literally not being able to see where an attack is coming from until its too late is bullshit.
>>143567454
TriHard 4Head no Kappa
>Mods deleting Dota 2 related images
baka
>>143567760
>>143568292
Me third from the left
>>143568292
Man, Toby is fucking ugly.
>>143561531
>>143561441
>>143562154
>Not having streaks from autowinning as CARRY ABBADON
Not even the same anon but no you get on my level abbadonposter.
>>143568047
Based mods, purge all these sexist pigs lmao
>>143568385
his main problem is being a fat fuck
>>143568443
>her
>>143568443
I want to take it all the way down my throat.
>it's another sven doesn't buy bkb episode
fuck the latefags desu
>>143568292
I only reason Tobi is still alone is because he must be creepy or cringy as fuck. Even Cap gets wet pussy 24/7.
In a unrelated note, mods banned me AGAIN from posting pics. Nice janitors, huh.
>>143568395
playing the same hero gets boring after a while. i can only really play the same one about 3 times in a row before moving to something else. i remember playing SF for like a month in a row a few patches ago and it wasnt even like i was playing dota after the first week anymore
What's her secret?
What went right?
>>143568569
I drew this long ago, and I'll update it and post the IMAGE so the latefags don't get to have any fun.
Why is QoP such a pure maiden?
>>143568872
The jews.
>>143568872
OG
This is their patch
>>143569083
moms don't understand feminine penises
>kotlguy's real name is Dakota Cox
That's worse than being named Dick
>Mods do nothing against this thread that was posted too early but they purge every image posted
uh?
Mods doing their job, banning non-dota posts
Keep those IMAGES going, people, this IS an IMAGEboard afterall!
>>143561723
>>143561748
>>143561846
>>143562763
>>143563592
>>143563631
>>143564085
>>143564482
>>143564551
>>143565250
>>143565423
>>143565921
>>143565929
>>143566072
>>143566110
>>143566193
>>143566302
>>143566356
>>143566417
>>143566667
>>143567456
>>143568047
>>143568090
>>143568443
>>143568716
>>143568872
>>143569057
>>143569083
You reap... what you sow..
>Other thread got deleted because you retards decided to post in the one made by the mentally ill attentionwhore
A reminder. Next time you think how cancer this place is, or how you'd like to gut this or that shitposter, remember you caused this, and the mods didn't give a shit
This is the future you choose, the shitposting here is now worse than /v/
From today I will never not shitpost because this is what you all deserve and I hope Valve is actually retarded and will let this shitty game die, actually thinking about it all of valve's games are dying right now so it might be the time that I finally see this carcass of a game and general collapse
>>143569307
Exactly
>>143569334
Good job posting IMAGES anon.
Who /onlyconstant/ here?
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>the awoo retard getting baned
based
now tiago
Janny forgot his meds again today
>>143569574
Reminder that pointing out rules is against the rules.
Why does a general on 4chan need mods anyway? I mean, the one and only truly cancerous thing that ruins discussion is commercial spam. And 4chan does a good job in that field automatically.
>>143569589
>now tiago
Why?
Post Rylai, the purest of maidens.
lul
>>143569810
avatarfagging and shitposting in every second thread
shit gets annoying
>>143569739
Go to /b/ then
@143569810
You must be retarded
Or #1 autist himself most likely
Although it seems he fucked off after making this shit thread that everybody bothered replying to because thread is made > post in it immeditely doesn't matter if it's early or what
Post Lina, the sluttiest of sluts.
>>143569829
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/38/Cm_ally_05.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/95/Cm_ally_07.mp3
Literal slut.
>>143569993
Can you please not use @ replies
I have to manually filter you, it's kinda annoying
>Faceit subscription ends, so no more CS for now
>Decide to try DotA
>Takes 30 minutes to get into a game where everybody accepts
>2 people fail to load, probably because of their shit f2p Laptops
>10 minutes later get another game where everyone accepts and everyone loads
>Russian kids
Lmao isn't this supposed to be the most played game on steam? Played by a bunch of poor cretins. Don't see why people play this chuck game
Post Aiushtha, sproinkiest of sproinks!
>>143570220
>play on subhuman queue
>get matched with subhumans
wow
who would have guessed
>>143570220
>taking 30 minutes to find a game
Where do you live?
@143570108
How long until someone doxes this retard so he fucks off? Please some based anon.
@143570145
As if I would give a shit about what you or any shitposter on here thinks
Enjoy your general that is 10% dota 2 discussion
>>143570220
Games are way better if you play ranked and have good mmr
>>143570395
>doxes
Is this some of that WE ARE LEGION 4chan hacker stuff I keep hearing about?
Janny just deleted the awoo posts again, yet refuses to delete Tiago's
Is this some kind of joke?
I miss Beesa guys
>>143570503
I don't know what you're talking about
I just want someone to clean up this shit general
Unlike 90% of posters here
>>143570220
>implying playing with silvers in CS:GO mm isn't exactly the same
>>143570445
don't toy with his nonexistent emotions
How do you play Lycan?
do you remember
>this thread
oh boy.
post filters, I wonder if anyone's got some brilliant ones I haven't thought of
>>143570740
the 21st night of September
>>143570628
It's up to the community to produce good content to begin with. If the community starts carting to specific personas then you cannot really complain.
Also, please keep this thread DOTA 2 related and refrain yourself from complaining about moderation.
By deriving from DOTA 2 topics, you are literally being a part of the problem you keep so adamantly whining about.
>>143570753
filter awoo
>>143570753
>hiding posts that hurt your feelings
or do you just have so little self control that you can't help reply to them?
>>143570753
>Filtering the based Luna poster
Yeah kill yourself.
>>143570732
ring of abandon
jk, get levels and golden coins
then buy minions to win the game for you
also give your minions some EHP and so they can take down turrents faster
>>143570587
we all do
>>143570901
do you not filter tripfags?
this is just filtering tripfags who don't have trips
What is your favorite Dota 2 hero? Mine is Naix, the Lifestealer!
What is your favorite Dota 2 hero? Mine is CARRY Abaddon, the Chosen of the Mist!
>Singsing actually won this game
EBIN
>>143571071
Mine is Nessaj, the Chaos Knight!
>>143570587
>tfw ur too shit for EU qualifiers so you go to NA >tfw ur too shit for NA qualifiers
What's next for le based our guy?
>>143571071
I'm a big fan of Terrorblade, the Terrorblade!
>>143571226
I'm pretty sure a decent team will pick him up now he singlehandeldy almost took down NA
>>143571071
Ted Cruz, The Zodiac Killer!
>>143571071
Mine is SVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! YEAAAAAAARGH! RRAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAARGH! HYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! RYAAAARGH!
Sorry, just had to get that out of the system.
Post ohayous!
>>143571071
Mercurial, the Spectre.
>>143571281
-RTZ
+Beesa
This is how we make Secret great again
>>143571317:3
>>143570753
what does the third filter do exactly?
filter posts that spam one line?
>>143571304
shit sven set tbqh with you, then again there are not many good ones
>MNT BH
>Madara Slark
literally how can they lose this one?
Post you're waifu!
>>143571456
>not using Forge of the Iron Will
>lightning struck nearby
>charge was so strong my headphones got a power surge
my ears hurt now guys
>>143571523
>get outdrafted
How can we lose?
>>143571592
i would love it if not for the hammer
>bulldog
>you will never be good
>>143570753
Dem poster are like a good half of a true /d2g/ experience. Your loss
>>143571456
never really noticed it before but the eyes in that helmet look really derpy. they look just a little too far apart
Am I the best TA Assassin player in the d2g?
Me, Yes.
Can Skylark just fuck off from this team already?
>>143571902
ya, thats my only problem with it, cant really notice it in game though
>>143571919
click on the rankings tab and show that
alliance shitters playing same heroes again
>pick dazzle
>be a dirty healslut for my big strong strength carry
>beg him to slap me around when i don't grave him in time
>Sweden vs Greece
Literally the 2 worst EU countries
>>143572650
>not picking a tank and a healer to suck your own dick
>firstpick some squishy support
>teammates dont pick a tank at all
ez -25 unranked mmr
>friday night
>esports going on
>dead thread
Cucked by Overwatch I guess
Dudesters ?
>>143572756
Moortugal.
>>143573014
>pick support
>lose
?
>>143573023
>friday night
it's only 2 pm in the greatest country of all time
>It's a bulldog v 9 episode
>pick support
>we have 4 supports that just feed
>lose
>pick carry
>we have 4 supports that just feed
>lose
why
