Sliske beatdown edition
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1st for End of Combat sucks
2nd for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL3boWCOYM
tfw just want to dress up as a slut but know that my friends are going to bully me if I change my character's gender just to look like a skank
I am really envious of the people that can get away with looking like this, deep down I really wish I could be one of them
>>143200385
>deep down I really wish I could be one of them
why
>>143200385
they only do it because it's good money
>>143200714
I don't even know, I think it's just an idea of a feeling of complete freedom to dress yourself like someone with no shame. I just want everyone to see my slutty ass whenever I port to the prif lodestone
>>143200895
you sicken me
>>143200895
you sound like a latent homosexual
>>143199984
Sliske confirmed for getting RIIIIIIIIIIIPPED
Maybe we can get him and Karshai to fight for the championship title.
>>143200895
>I just want everyone to see my slutty ass whenever I port to the prif lodestone
Maybe they'd notice if this was 2009 but in 2016scape no one pays attention to other people's characters
>done an hour of kbd a day for the last 10 days
>still no last riders
where's that person who wanted to flirt
>>143201484
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>143203014
>tfw got last ridersat an /rsg/ mass
as ded asLinza
>>143205787
>Linza'schest
deder thanLinza
>trying to make my character look likeblack jesus
>long hairstyle clips through fucking everything
this game is so shit
They'll go away right?
>>143209820
>dwarven tasks
why bother? that entire tree is garbage
>>143209728
use dreadlocks
hi yes how can i make the best moni
moni moni moni
>>143210420
stop oppressing me you cave goblin shitlord
Which bosses can I do with 99/95/90 melee stats and full bandos+drygores+turmoil+holy overloads.
Returning player and I just bought dual drygores and an ammy of souls (big mistake). Barely anything in my bank right now. Inb4slay
>>143210420
i think filling both tech trees out is a comp req.
>>143211279
gwd1, some gwd2
>>143210446
dreadlocks clip like a motherfucker through my wreath
>>143211279
gwd, gwd2, corp, probably dks if you have warpriest.
>>143199984
>not Slis"I Identify as a Scaley" ke and have wrights who wear fursuits edition
>not Mary RanCOUR HOLD THE DOOR while we escape edition
>not holy shit Ahrim is a fucking huge cunt edition
>not Karil and Torags once again forgotten edition
>not Wow Sliske's endgame is to summon a H.P Love craft tier god thats super lame edition
>not why did Jagex give Runescape Signature heroes just to kill them all off? edition
Shit thread OP
anyways
Why is Linza such a cuck?we coulda showed her how to make dragon armor right?
Under the tutorship of Doric and the other Imcando dwave + showing her that whole giant furnace where the Dragon Forge was?
>>143212008
except the player doesn't know how to make dragon armour, he just put a bunch of broken pieces together
>Verac's armour is the only one with prayer bonus
>is a follower of Zamorak
>>143212404
>imcando dwarves have a magic furnace that can make you "one with the furnace" and able to smith impossible things
>im fucking plying it would be that hard to figure out the secrets to smithing dragon equipment with a little bit of help
Nah Linza is just a retard
but hilariously enough Dragon equipment isnt even that strong. the crude Ourg armor bandos wears is stronger than that its made by literal bloodthirsty retards
>>143212404
>Linza dead
>Owen a zombie
>Xenia dead
whos next on Jamflex's chopping block?
>>143213112
now this is some next level shit
>>143213237
betting on ariane
>>143212008
>being a memer
cancer that killed this general
>>143213237
Owen is still around though, so he could come back right?
It'll be the first quest with an invention requirement, we have to do some zanny shit with Owen, and at some point we amputate his arm and give him a badass prosthesis.
>>143214009
>yfw his cancer continues to spread after the arm is amputated
>you will never fuck meg and then shoot 'clue goo' all over her retarded face
for the firemakers curse how am I supposed to know which way my character will go after I light a fire? this is annoying me and I keep getting stuck
>>143216836
use the other option to light the square in front of you if you're worried about getting stuck
>>143200385
>not pushing the games limit on lewd
it's like you don't want to have fun
>>143213237
>the crude Ourg armor bandos wears is stronger than that its made by literal bloodthirsty retards
gwd armor is stronger because its blessed by actual gods, not because of its craftmanship.
>>143218780
Topkek
>>143220434
>the arm actually wraps around the bar
this is it. my greatest work.
>>143218780
>>143220918
top lewd
>>143220707
>>143220918
Best ship.
>>143221228
such a problematic fave
>It's a Muscle Wizard episode
>>143221405
>>143220918but did you get a picture of when you go face down ass up
>I have a plan. It might work, it might be the solution to my little problem. I have most of the pieces right here and the rest I can easily obtain with only the slightest bit of subterfuge.
>Yes it will work.
>They'll have no idea what my real goal is until it's far too late.
what did he mean by this?
>>143222192
silske has autism, its plain to see
>>143222192Everyone thinks he's just a jokester loki-like caricature when in fact his actual plan is that he wants your soul to give to his master. Maybe it has some magic powers or some bollocks. I remember reading about that in one of the books.
At least, that's what I took from it.
help /rsg/ how do i fix this
the number is there but the icons arent showing up
how do i fix this pls
>>143221887unfortunately not
>>143222572i didnt either
>>143222467
forgot picture
>>143222192
Sliske contracted Bilrach's autism.
he cant form coherent setences anymore
or maybe its just bad writing
who cares desu
>>143222803
That's a "feature" as a result of yesterday's update. Jmods on forums say either restart the client or wait for a patch.
>>143213112
Good try, undercover Zamorakian heathen, Akrisae's (A devoid Saradominist and an all around fine religious man) set has a prayer bonus.
Just goes to show how none of the barrows brothers gave a shit about Saradomin and just wanted to work on their farm fucking qt Guthixian druid grills, except Verac who was gay for Zamorak.
>>143223198
Akrisae is a barrows wight but not one of the original brothersyou faggot
so sliske has a bit of your soul now right?do you think it would give sliske enough power over world guardian that he could... idk... maybe persuade WG into fapping to him as they stare at the bruises he left during kindred spirits?
>>143222803
Happened to me during the quest. Was a bitch having to keep finding those invisible quest items.
>>143222192
>Sliske investigated Xau-Tak happenings more and got fucked up by Xau-Tak causing him to become schizophrenic, just to a lesser extent than that werewolf and that guy he went to see, because he is stronger.
>Xau-Tak is a divine paracite like being whom can infest your soul with a part of his own, which slowly but surely devours the host's soul and causes them to go insane.
>Sliske believes that Guthix did something similar to the player character's soul when making them a worldguardian, that's why the effect lingers around even after Guthix is dead. In fact, this will tie in with the whole underworld / why gods don't have an afterlife -lore. Basically, young gods have fucked up souls.
>Sliske wants to cure his Xau-Tak soul cancer by merging the player's soul with his own, however, mortal souls can't be merged unless they are at least somewhat compatible. Sliske is trying to forcibly manipulate your soul to become more like his own by making you take part in his twisted games, etc.
post yfw Sliske beatdownHad a weapon and character decides to punch him instead.
>>143225919
SLISKE IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD
>>143223941
Stone of Jas... Nomad's body... the PC's soul...
At first it seems like the Stone was for the purpose of making the gods kill each other, but according to his books the gods coming back wasn't part of his plans. And he took the Stone before he killed Guthix, so it obviously serves another purpose.
Nomad's body... complete mystery.
Assumably the Staff of Armadyl for the purpose of taking Guthix/PC's soul/power, but no reasoning as to what he's going to do with it.
And on that note, did the PC ever explain what exactly happened back in Sliske's secret room? Because I couldn't tell if it was what they did that saved their soul or if Sliske seeing the memory of his secret caused him to stop siphoning and start autism raging.
>>143225919
>your soul to become more like his own by making you take part in his twisted games
Wouldn't that have meant that your soul was ready during this quest?
>>143226198
I wasn't ready
>>143226198
>Characters punch gets stopped
>Fucking get immediately destroyed
>Stomped at the end
so i have a base level spring cleaner
seeing as springs are kinda cheap now, is it worth maxing out the thing?
i hate picking shit up, so it seems like it would be really nice to have
>>143226304
I think Sliske was having trouble taking the WG's soul in the first place (alluded in one of the books, "strong souls are harder to nab" or some shit) and I guess when he realized you found out part of his plan, he got frustrated and just decided to beat you up.
Then I guess he was going to crush you to death in the collapsing tunnels and take your soul afterwards?
But more importantly, why were there fake ropes in the tunnels? Was this all part of Sliske's plan??
>>143226640
that curbstomp was magical
>>143227328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZakJo1KrRQ
>>143227202
I didn't even realize there were fake ropes, the first one I tried led me straight out of the caves.
Sheeit nigga.
>tfw went to do daily invention tasks
>asked for a rod-o-matic
>had a few in my inv because I was doing fishvention
>it fucking took my level 9 one with tool gizmos I spent like 30m on
>thought it wouldn't even accept a used one with gizmo's on it.
RIP honed 5 + furnace 2 and enlightened 3 + wise 3
>>143228420
my sides
>>143227328
>He calls meg out on her bullshit right after asking if she still thinks she can take him
>Meg is dead silent
>>143228420
holy shit
I'm so sorry for your loss
>>143228420
>>143228420
das eet mane
>tfw dumb name
>cant afford bond to change name
someone pls help me
>>143229178
wait a month
>glacor task
>have to spend 10 minutes building up the motivation to have to actually play the game
>>143229178
It can't be THAT bad anon, do share.
>>143231090
do something else you enjoy
>>143231090
this but questing
fucking kill me
Really makes you think....
>>143233697
>>143234108
Reddit is pretty much under 4chan control by now thanks to /pol/ and /r-donald
Get on with the times.
>mfw " Then I'm going to send them to kill your friends, your family, and basically everyone that has ever brought you joy. So when you wake up in lumbridge you'll have to that look forward to. "
>>143233697
spooooky
>>143231090
>tfw hours late and still haven't finished
when can i take a pill for motivation
>>143237083
fuckin a
How long will the new quest take?
>>143237341
its fairly short
are the new cannon variants any good
>>143238760
The Oldak Coil is
>mouse started to double click
>trying to pull things into inventory and it ends up clicking it and rebanking it
I'm made as hell
>>143237456
It's pretty short besides the maze and taking your time to read the books if you care about the lore
are these pets still even cool
>>143227202
He's just that much of an assholeI got the right one on my first try too
>>143242295
No pet is cool anon.
>>143242941
T. Ahmed
>>143222192
Slisgay's plan is to give the player the mahjarrat D, he's just tsundere which is why he got pissed when you read his diary.
>>143242295
Nope, KBD and Rawrvek are the new hotness
>>143243026
Inshallah my brother.
>>143244630
Nah anon it makes sense
Zaros is just inside-Guthix
>>143246616
What
Ded thread
>>143249168
Ded game
>>143229178
fuck off snibsnab
linza's hp really makes barrows unfun
>>143251376
how much are the linda pieces going for anyway
>>143222405
Guthix used his magic to protect your soul from divine beings.
So as the "world guardian" Zamorak/Saradomin/whoevever can't teleport you into the vacuum of space and be done with your nuisances
If Sliske can steal your soul and give it to Xau-Tak, he'd get that power and be able to roll into Gielinor where no one could stop him
>>143237083
I still find it amazing that eldritch tentacle rape man has been planned since 2005.
The forums had a go at trying to suss out what was hinting at his existence.
It's anything to do with updates mod wilson worked on.
>>143251376
if you don't want her stuff just skip her
I need an edit of this being sliske and the other being the character wearing equipment
>>143257554
here you go
>>143257554
Forgot link
I saw it coming because it got spoiled, but I was still somewhat impressed.
>>143259413
WHY WONT YOU DIE
>>143259915
Shadow realm son...
It hides me in response to plot inconsistency!
>>143261771
what did the player do with the shadow focus?
>>143262472up the pooper
I tried using the zamorak key on verac but it broke twice in a row so I just used the sara key, did anyone keep using the zammy key, and what happened then?
>>143264181Sliske is fucking with you guys. The Zammy Key always breaks.
>>143264181It eventually loops the dialogue if you use the zammy key enough
>>143264402
>>143264580
kek, what an absolute cunt
>>143264402
>>143264580
huhI went with the sara key from the start so I was wondering if releasing the other statue would lead to a different room or something
>>143265124
the dialogue with verac that you missed out on wasto do with how he's such a good boi dindu nuffin worships saradomin all day erry day. The characters trapped in the room also bicker when they have to put their arm in the crusher a bit too.
>>143265334
what an ass
not on ahrim's level though obviously
>>143265507
I didn't quite understand,did ahrim kill isolde cause he really thought she was a heathen or whatever or was that just an excuse and in reality he was getting cucked by guthan?
So is Jagex finally going to realize their playerbase isn't 95% hardcore Pvm'ers?
>>143265842
basically>Ahrim: hey bb want to see Ahrim's staff?
>Isolde: Looks more like a WAND desu
>tears well up in Ahrim's eyes
>Isolde: If you need me I'll be on my knees polishing Guthan's spear
>Ahrim: (unsheathes katana) Gomeasai...
>>143265842Ahrim keeps saying that it's because she was a heathen but according to Sliske he's just a cuck
>>143266254
10/10
>>143266254
well explained, anon
>>143262472
Sliske took their memory of what they did.
Incidentally one of my favourite narrative cliches.
>>143265843
>afk easy bosses
i hate my fellow gamers
>>143267445
>Steals your memory
>lets you keep the books
fucking sliskecaptcha: rue barrows
>>143265843
Fucking faggots
GWD2 bosses are aces.
>>143267842
well 95% of players are complete shitters
>Character has feelings for Zanik
>>143269394
He meant my disgust for zanik ofc
Hate is a feeling too yaknow
I really wish that you could rewatch replays
I wanna see that sliske beatdown again
wew
>>143270357
nice client jagbob
How to position camera to 1 without moving click the elf agility course?
>>143271652
>>143272306
posting images is hard
>>143272509
fug am I suppose to do with this
>>143272625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxWpqaW7x2Q
>>143265843
>Dont have the skills to efficiently fight bosses
>Need money to train those skills
>Look up money making guides
>Dude kill bosses lmao
>>143273083
shitter detected
you don't need to boss to make money
>>143273251
Uh, yeah you do. Dumbo
>>143273367
I assume you're baiting but on the off-chance you're not, you need to boss only if you want the best gp/hr, saying you NEED it to make money is a shitter fallacy
it's very well possible to make money by doing slayer/camping some trash mobs or even some skilling
Organized my resource tab
how's it look?
>>143275930
Ores go in the loot tab, silly goose
>>143275930
why do you have so much garbage?
are you an ironmeme or something?
>>143275930
I wish i was autistic enough to clean my bank.
Or at least organize it
>>143276701
I know, but I wanted to keep everything together
>>143276805
I kept trash seeds/herbs because I occasionally get them from kingdom management and never cared enough to purge them.
I'm also not hurting for bank spaces since they were half off with goyalty points last month
Sliske is going to fuck the world guardian and I can't wait-
>>143279961>Is he going to record it?
i am literally going to S C R E A M
FUCK
>>143280475
I want to die
do you think you could handle an alpha wolf as a partner?
>>143280475
Why does NXT destroy my computer's fan? It feels like it's going to explode after like 5-10 minutes the game is open.
I have 0 lag.
>>143281841
the shield bothers me more than anything else
>>143282368
your GPU is finally being used
>>143282368
because your gpu is actually being used now
>>143282552
Java runescape runs almost entirely off the CPU
NXT uses your GPU which means its fans are running now too
>>143282552
graphics processing unit, it's now being used. previously your cpu was used almost exclusively.
>>143282670
Yea but this is some next level shit.
Even GTA or WoW don't make my computer work this hard.
>>143282896
are you really surprised Jagex's first foray into GPU optimization wasn't an astounding success?
>>143282896
something something unoptimized
something something jagex incompetence
Hop on mortal, we're going to the ritual
>>143269394
>over the course ofthe Dorgeshun quest youve spen an untold amount of time helping Zanik
>you showed her the surface world and how to fight badguys
>you helped her stand up to a literal god
>in the mighty fall you help her reach the promised land
Is it really that far fetched? Cave goblins arent even stupid and smelly like regular goblins they have wierd giant eyes.
>the night before the big bandos confrontation.
>She admits to you her fears of being unsuccessful, failing her people and possibly dieing then ask how you manage to be so brave and unwavering in the face of danger.
>You non-chalantly explain to her that youve always sorta stood up to wrong.
>she laments that one day she hopes to be as brave as you
>She then ask you if could assist her in one last experience and before you can answer she passionately kisses you
it really doesnt help that I have a shortstack fetish
>>143284282
Too bad I tore her a new kyzaj wound.
how long does it take to get the best tackle box from fish flingers?
>>143284282
I need a PlayerxZanik smut fanfic
>>143284637
pretty sure everyone did because of how ugly jagex made her look( seriously she looked like an old african lady). Had she been as QT as she is in nomads elegy more people wouldnt have
>>143285234
not long at all if you use fish flingers fc
>>143285640
>I need Zanikto die with the rest of her filthy kind
>tfw want to see band coming to my city tonight
>can still buy tickets
>dont want to go alone but have no friends to go with and dont wanna look like a loser
;_;
>>143286137
look at this horrible rayciss over here
>>143286492
sell your $250 car and buy some friends
>>143286492
Go alone, get drunk, make some friends
>>143286492
Buy a $10,000 luxury car to make everyone envious. That'll attract some potential friends.
>back of page 10
wew lads
>>143290447
We need something to sperg over if we want to stay alive.
Anyone preorder a yak plush?
Thinking of doing it
REST IN PEACE FEDAURA
YOU WILL BE MISSED
RIP FEDAURA 2014-2015
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Illumination_aura
"Increases all experience gained by 10%, or 100% every 5th activation. Only active until September 6th, 2016."
>>143292267baroo
ded thread (again)
don't die
>>143284282
>tfw killed her because she was struck by the ugly
>tfw killed that elf because she was also struck by the ugly
dagannoth pets are cool right
>autism man
>zim zam
>smarmy blue cunt
>eldritch tentacle rape man
>incestuous crystalcunt
>the black woman
>"I have a random name for every player because fuck you"
>shinyhead
>shinyhead's kids including crazy lion cunt and bargain brand anubis
>justice bird
>ded dad
>the retard
>the really powerful sleeping mountains
>ded warcunt
>ded feminist
is that all the relevant gods?
>>143297024
rest in peace ded warcunt
>>143297024
You forgot Skargaroth, Tuska and the Queen of Ashes.
>>143297449
>Tuska
>ded feminist
> Skargaroth
>ded lolikiller
>Queen of Ashes
can't come up with meme name.
:^)
>>143297603
>Queen of Ashes
>"recruiting the downtrodden to her infernal cause".
nevermind, i thought of one.
>Hillary Clinton
If someone was going to buy an Aura, which ones are the most useful throughout the entire game?
>>143298036
vamp + accuracy ones i guess.
also penance maybe?
there's the xp ones too.
>>143242295
I like it anon, wish I had him
>>143298036
jack of trades
vamp
accuracy ones
penance
skilling ones are useful too, if you intend to do a lot of skilling.
>>143298091
>>143298269
>>143298036
penance and accuracy should come before vamp
>>143297882
wrong general u STUPID FUCK
>>143298331
>>143298269
>>143298091
Thanks lads
>>143298521
don't feed it.
just ignore it.
it'll go away.
can i trade in this dagannoth for a better one
>>143298709
what the fuck are yuou hacking how are you getting so many drops and i get nothing?
noob question
can i solotemple at sennitsen-required barrows broswith all cb stats at 90+
>>143298867
easily
>>143298867
obviously.
>doing quests at such high cb.
SHITTER
>>143298867
You have 90+ all cb stats and never killed barrows?
>>143298818
ironman luck
>>143298818'my dad works for jagex'
>>143298867
You could camp there literally forever, the barrows brothers do no damage and you kill them in >5 hits
>close to 400 elites
>not a single dye or third age
>just need 20 more kilns for final boss
>zero boss pets
it's actually rigged
>>143299327
it'll be okay anon, just think how rewarding it will be when you getthird age vambs
>>143299327
>49 elites
>176 hards
>had barrows dye and large star
rip you, anon
>>143299327
>killing KBD for last riders
>get pet at 100kc
>have to trash my kc with 1000 more kills for the god damn book
>>143299327
to be fair, i've done 1281 hard clues and 114 elites on osrsi've gotten 3a twice on it
>>143299327
>killed Corp beast once
>kill took over 10 minutes
>got pupper
Kinda sucks never being able to go back to corp again though
>everyone in rsg that has gotten dye already had a 1b+ bank
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>143299327
getting any dyes or clue specifics in that timeframe is so unlikely that you shouldnt even be phased.
>>143299862
yet multiple people have gotten 2 dyes in less than 100
>>143299957
maybe the game is rigged for furfags
>>143299957
i got one on my 29th elite :^)
it's just rng man, no need to get bent out of shape about it
>>143298036
Once you get to fishvention get the fishing aura
>>143299786
its because people tend to do clues when they already have money just because its something to do.
if you're actually poor and in need of money, there's dozens of better ways to make money.
most people doing clues are already fairly rich to begin with.
>want to stop fishventioning and so something else
>4m away from 120 and 120 fishing
just a cpr post
Someone needs to make an edit of that scene in American History X replacing it with Sliske curb stomping the WG.
>one day after the quest and activity barely increased
rip /rsg/
>>143305375
because the barrows sister is a damage sponge and equipment for level 3s isnt worth that time spent
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that killed Zanik
sick fucks
>>143305903
jagex ruined her, she deserved to fuckin die
>>143305903
>giving in to bandos
edgy
>>143305619
No one gives a shit about DOA t80 armor anyway
everyone keeps saying these threads liven up when lorefag talk happens but it happened for about 12 hours and now the thread is dead
>>143306548
the "lore heavy rewards" jagex claimed we were receiving weren't that heavy, nor were they worth discussing
i want sliske to step out of the spotlight already
>>143307406
>nor were they worth discussing
Idk, getting some direct Xau-Tak content and the reveal that he's the one Sliske's working for is some pretty big news.
We could be discussing Wilson's past quest content for clues into Xau's motives or how else he's influenced things over the years.
But no, let's just keep shitposting about furfags, eldritch tentacle rape man, and bumping the thread every 45 minutes to keep it off page 10
>>143307675
Do you think the final pirate quest will give any more info about Xau-Tak, isn't it the reason why the series even started with it reviving Rabid Jack?
What ranged ammo has the highest damage/price ratio?
>>143307929
base parts
>>143307929
ammo is an insignificant cost
>>143307675
>>143307867
>in the quest where you bring back crystalcunt, autismman mentions a sixth elder god that doesn't have "form"
>xau-tak is a "grinding shadow'
>he may be set up as big boss
>he's just a "voice" when sliske talks to him
is xau the sixth elder god?
>sliske will never pull you into the shadow realm where he ravages your body over and over again until you're too weak to fight back, only to heal you to full hp and repeat the process til you're too broken to keep struggling so you finally just give in and accept his mahjarrat dick willingly
