Kissing Kittenbois Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/QbM2rKQn
Previously on /xivg/:
>>140879449
naka bp
fucking stop
Ada is gassy!
Toot toot!
She loves to poot!
Oh yeah!
She's got the gas!
Brap brap brrrrt!
best____
>>140911118
source right meow
kashi is so adorable i bet be gives great kissies
What ffxiv related class/character should I cosplay. I've got a month until the con I'm going to starts up.
xth for cute things that make your heart melt
diapey
>>140911247my ass __________________
>>140911283
Depends on what gender you are if you're going for character.
>>140911338
Mado is scatty!
Scat scoot!
She loves to poop!
Oh yeah!
She's got the scat!
Scat scat squort!
>>140911278
fuck off my kashi putt
>>140911283
go as an ebin
>>140911378
is that diapey irl
>>140911380
no hes mine
>>140911353
Females. I can genderbend, too, though.
>>140911405
>Literally who are you, anon?
>Exactly.
nutt in the putt butt
>>140911304
My crush makes my heart melt
>>140911490
Just go as the realest catgirlFelicia
>>140911490
Hmm, probably go as Kan-E if she fits your aesthetics.
>>140911346
give me the source and i'll do your ass so hard you'll lose consciousness for 3 days
>>140911592
!!!!
I should have known it was you... You're dead. I'm going to kill you for hurting the only person who was ever nice to me!
>>140911012
Good. I could use someone to cry with.
>>140911057
No. I'm not running. Not this time. I'm gonna make her pay.
>>140911304
Height difference a best
>tfw no c@fu to do content with
>>140911715
do you like pale mooncats...
limsa ra?
>>140911704
Fuck, wrong picture
>xth for maid outfits eu will never get
>>140911601
Bye Felicia. Catgirl cosplays are like catgirls ingame; dime a dozen.
>>140911603
Sounds fun, but I'm more of a Minfillia person (armor, cloth, form fitting but not just a catsuit). No time to buy and can't see for shit. Wish I didn't put this off.
>>140911595
>crush
ITS THAT TIME
Post initials of your crush!
Hardmode:Post your race
>>140911632
basically 1, 2, 3 spam
>tfw no male ra husband to do content with
>>140911683
Place your bets
http://www.strawpoll.me/10116972
>>140911760
I'm still lurking. Cactuar and I'm near the main Aetherythe in Limsa.
>>140911683
GO REDLIZARD! YOU CAN DO IT!
>>140911783
B.MMiqo'te
>>140911772
>tfw
>>140911805
Watcha wanna do?
>queue up as a tank for A8 after reset
>no queue pop
What
>>140911783
R.N.
Mi'qote
>>140911831
fuck off, purple lizard a best
>>140911776
Oh if that's the case, you should go for Yda.
>>140911783
T.M......
catboy.......
>>140911864
A few r-roulettes I guess..
>>140911924
Embrace despair, the natural accord of the world.
>>140911805
>tfw no waifu and/or another ra husbando to do content with and craft things for and shower with gifts and attention until I become too clingy and they scatter off
>>140911940
>yda
Might do, considering that now. Just gotta figure out how to make them boots.
Thanks anon.
>>140912074
sadelf pls
>>140912074
SAME exceptthewaifupart
>>140912158
did sadelf get cucked yet? i havent been up to date on my /xivg/ drama
how in the actual fuck do i get on balmung? ive been camping char select since thursday and havent seen it open
>>140912178
wanna wrap tails
>>140912227
By Mado.
>>140912241
pay up goy
>>140912241
slip the bouncer $18
you have maybe 15 seconds after the servers go up from maint to make a character. or you transfer one.
>>140912197
What server are you on so I can cling to you like a barnacle
>>140911996
Want me to tank for you while you get distracted by my tail?
>>140912243
that's an exclusive privilege....
>>140912313
Balmung but I'm not really a lizard, sorry.
>>140912276
>>140912304
rip bankruptcy and neet life, maybe i should just stop playing video games
>>140912373
P L E A S E no bullying.I bet you're another gay ra
>>140912402
how do i become exclusive to you...
>>140912257
>Mado
>cucking anyone
>>140912484
Truth, it doesn't sound like it but I swear.
>>140911828
khloe relanah. I had to log because it's near 5am and I'm super tired, maybe if you're bored enough tomorrow I can find you
>>140912482
the world may never know...
Where do you get the old law gear from?
It's not being sold for esoterics
>>140912605
oh...
:c
>>140912532
Wait you're serious? How the fuck did that happen?
Not that it's hard given sadelezen is kinda pathetic but, Mado?
>>140912648
are you retarded or just memeing
>>140912614
Heavensward Hunts
Same upgrade spot
>>140912614
Centurio seals, senpai
>>140912535
No biggie I was just watching some shows anyways. Jhun Mire. I should be on tomorrow but not this late.
>>140912668
Trolls. I got Ya.
>>140912648
Sadelezen is legit bottom of the barrel. Hes got nothing going for him.
>>140911683
Just try it!
You're coming back with me and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>140910975
>>140911045
>>140911831
Don't worry, she won't best me.
>>140912473
No, I only like girls.
Good night ffxivg, remember to not procrastinate with lore and your other weekly activites, and sleep well when your do.
>>140912730
I'll ask for limsa ra again and hopefully you'll see it!
>DRG opens with Jump or Spineshatter
Why?
>>140913225
gotta go fast
>>140913091
I should and I'll keep an eye out!
>tfw kashi went to sleep....
>>140913225
Spineshatter is good to open with in some situations, dragonfire too, jump never, gn.
Whats a good DPS mark for an i208 Ninja? I think I clocked myself at 1.1k on the basic dummy but I feel like that might be too low.
>>140913746
I should clarify, everything is crafted 220 gear sans my daggers and wrist which are i170 and i dont have materia melded.
So what the fuck do I do with miasma II?
>>140913897
AoE or if you need to heavy something.
>>140913957
cool, I didn't notice it was AoE
>the same gilspammer has been whispering me on and off for four hours now
This is getting silly.
>>140914148
maybe he likes you
>>140913819
if you get a 210 weapon youll probably do like 500 dps more doing the exact same thing
Does anyone in Gilgamesh want to do anything?
>>140914382
What do you want to do?
>>140914479
I don't know, I have some time to kill.
I have roulettes to do or we can do anything you need or PvP, I'm up for whatever.
>>140914382
like kissing and stuff?
>>140914530
>anything you need
anyyything?
>>140914754
that's really lewd
>>140914748
No, sorry.
>>140914754
Just say what you want to do and I'll tell you if I'm up for it.
>>140914864
hot yuri action
Post sorta Lewd
>>140914963
Nope!
Sorry.
>>140914864
room temp custard action?
something something sluts games fun something something balmung
>>140911772
>tfw she never posted the right picture
>>140914964
This glamour didn't really last an hour.
So is the feast dead or what, I took a break from it for a while and now I've been in queue as healer for quite some time with no hits. What gives? (talking about solo ranked queue)
>>140915256
6am in burgerland, try primetime. And yes, it's slow.
>>140915170
But it was really cute tho
>>140915401
Do you want some water?
>>140914964
>>140914964
>>140915401
I feel kinda embarrassed running around as my main job, looking like that...but at least I kept my WHM looking like this for the memes.
>>140915401
are you in heat yet?
>>140915604
This is Shrek and Beepyscale.
>>140915143
I got it covered.
Au Ra height difference truly a best.
female au ras are so pretty
>>140915689
So am I also Asa then? I don't remember how all of this works out.
>>140915837
Yes and also Paks/Tofu
>>140915865
Got it.
>>140908524
>>140915724
Fuck off tonberry
>>140915724
>not glamming over the crystal coat hangar
lol
I'm gonna be REAL pissed if the Ozma fight doesn't have the FFIX boss theme playing
>>140916195__no
>>140916296
Why would you want to cover something that's good
>>140915724
guys ;)
we're au ra ;)
on tonberry ;)
real aussies and japs ;)
possible females ;)
>>140916378
fuck me instead
>>140916334
is this jupiter
>>140915552
when can i marry this c@
>>140916459
Underrated comment.
>>140916461
right meow
>>140916538
If I marry you does that mean we can erp?
>>140916538
aren't you eb'd
>>140916581
if you're a cute boy
>>140916618
I am a cuteasian boy so erp when?
>>140916782
James calm down
>>140916437
>nobody likes the tonberry shitters anymore
lol
>>140916782
but 2 bottoms can't have sex
>>140916862
I mean the Tonberry community is alright but the ones that post here just force their fucking lizard circlejerk
>le female naaki xaela with the same male auri in every image face
>le lizards ;) face
>>140917017
fat croc tail ;)
btw im an artist ;)
wyrmies ;)
lalas ;)
gimme a chance ;)
>>140917017
And you know why? Because like every other group of shitposters, faggots encourage them.
You people keep doing this to yourselves and you wonder why your hands are covered in burns. Stop sticking them on the hotplate.
>>140916839
That wasn't me!!!
>>140917054
>>140917017
>>140916862
>>140916437
>>140917054
this
pretty much any literal who or new avatar starts posting here and people meme it up with them or post shit like
>haha i actually like your gimmick its unique from the other shitposters!
they get encouraged enough and then you get people like this who spam the same shit every thread
>>140916862
But I like them.
>feeling self conscious about our server
>let's shit on a different one
;)
>tonberry defense force being this assmad
lol
>>140917275
I miss CGjk I hope she dies a painful death
>>140917275
I'd literal that who if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
minheight girls are the miracle of the universe
>>140917275
I wish elezen animations weren't so goofy
Mornding mornding~!
Get pumped, anon. Attack the day!
there it is
>>140917275
You're supposed to have the filename be "Cute X" you fucking retard or spoilering iit is useless
>>140917352
>Sperging out this bad when you get triggered by somebody posting some else
Seek help.
>>140917474
Put on some proper pants you whore.
>>140917474
UGLY UGLY UGLY
>>140917596
calm down tankmom
physics don't actually work on wishes
>>140917850
>physics
Seek education
Anyone want to erp?
>>140917979
Yes, but not on Balmung.
>>140917979
only if you're a cute putt putt
>>140917979
Are you into cuckoldry? (I'm on the left)
>>140917438
>>140917979
Do you wanna fuck my EB in front of me? I'm on the right
>>140917438
>>140911621
Anon it's easy to find the source. It's a pixiv filename. I'll save you the legwork though.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56629697
>>140918054Race and server?
>>140918174
>>140918360
I am but I've never done it with more than one before. Also, that's a very cute AuRa you got there.
>wait 30 minutes for dungeon
>tank plays terribly for the first pull then goes afk to take a shit
>healer dcs
okay
>>140918360
>>140918174
wau! memes!
>>140918504
don't believe the lies
>>140918435
God bless you.The offer is void, though.
>>140918641
What server are you two? Does that mean that you'll just be watching?
>>140918739
hey frick off you're making me annoyed
>>140918848
So you will be joining in then?
>People saying statics disbanded when it looks like only the dead weight was cut loose
>>140919161
that's it, I'm reporting you to the authorities
>>140919268
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
>>140919182
statics can disband and reform, there are always players who would wanna stick together its just a matter of talking about it
Oh hey, I'm from Tonberry. If anyone has a problem (or needs any help in-game!), feel free to talk to me. I haven't been here as long as the others, so the flak means less to me... But I think I'm the only one around right now and I didn't want to deny you your hard earned response. I'll return to the anon, now. Play safe!
>>140919512
This is a rape waiting to happen.
>>140919512
Did gaycop fanta back to midlander yet?
>>140919723
there it is
>>140919723
>>140919815
The one, the only GAME MASTER GUFFS
>>140919583
What do you mean?
>>140919723
The dude is a midlander again yes, but I think he's already missing the small life.
>>140919512
You greatly disappoint me.
>>140919512
I don't really think you guys should care about the hate. I honestly think it's tame compared to the awful shitposting that happens here, from other servers.
>>140919512
>cool about it
boring
>>140920252
By tame, I mean posts your friends make.
>>140920329
It's literally just as bad, though. Empty circlejerk posts and stupid in-jokes that nobody but the tonberry fucks will get.
>>140920391
This whole general is a clusterfuck of circlejerks of different servers, I don't get what you're getting at.
Also that's not the kind of shitposting that I'm talking about. I mean the ebin drama, ebin humiliation and Discord shit that never disappears in every thread.
>>140920391
What are the in-jokes? - The only thing I can think of is gaycop's KILL ALL THE WYRMIES, but that's not really an in-joke.
>>140920523
Not to mention the chemoposting bullshit. Shit annoys me.
male au ra looking for female midlander or au ra for eb and cozy video game purposes. balmung/gilgamesh
Male au ra looking for female au ra or lala for eb and intense, consensual petting sessions.
>>140921193
Who is that dong drainer in the background?
>>140921034
what kinda videogames
>>140921480
any kind from cs:go all the way to old rts games. i just want someone to play games with for once.
>>140921639
Wanna play Rise of nations?
>>140921306
Random roleplayers
>>140921639
do you like divinity original sin?
>>140919512
>But I think I'm the only one around right now
Caught me
>>140921919
Nobody cares about you
>>140921706
ehhhh
i like that game but i kinda hate the endgame of nukes being thrown around like candy
>>140921840
never got around to play it but back when i checked it out it looked fucking sweet as hell
Does Pyrrha have soft, ticklish feet?
>>140922083
I'm her dad. You want to run that by me again?
>>140922083
No.
>>140922063
agreed about nukes, wish there was a way to remove them but it is usefull when you are down 1v2 in diplomatic plays
>>140922063
neato!
ive been wanting to play divinity with someone for awhile
add me on steam: id/spda
>>140922382
PIPPY NO
DON'T SELL YOUR HEART TO SOME WEIRDO
>>140911805
>tfw someone else knows this feel
I dont want this kind of feel.
>>140922480
play divinity with me then
>tfw no male au ra on eu to eb you
I'm going to start playing Warrior because it is the bravest class, and if I can be brave enough to tank a dungeon maybe I can be brave in real life too.
>>140923127
You should go with whm
>>140923127
good luck warrior-san!
>>140923127
Good morning /xivg/
>>140923873
Nobody would care if you died.
>>140922063
>>140922480
>tfw they don't wanna play divinity with you
>>140924267
you wanna 4player mod it up
>>140924385
maybe yes
i didn't know there was a 4 player mod
>>140924579
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=548760493
>be tank
>The Chrysalis
>watch two DPS stand under a meteor
>mfw
hi anyone wanna play games or eb or form a suicide pact
>>140925742
post butt
>>140924968
>be in chrysalis
>3 melee DPS in party
>none of them lb the tear
>>140925742
Do you want to void ark and eb me
>>140924776
really cool
this is my dream
>>140925917
yes and no in that order
>>140925826
no
>>140925742
If we EB, one of us might eventually end up committing suicide if that interests you.
>tfw another comfy morning fish botting
>>140926136
Nice neck pedro
>>140925867
The new one used the Limit Break on Nabriales and missed. Then all DPS proceeded to die in the time dimension. We had top tier healers wreck that Tear, though.
>>140926136
What the fuck did you do to your neck? Is this what happens when you use a rock for a pillow?
>>140926324
You can do it too if you have PGL or MNK.
>>140919512
Regan you are the cutest and I love you
>>140926179
Where is this?
>there is no stat that dictates how often you reveal Hidden items
>>140927219
>he wants RNG on top of RNG
Most active EU server for pug raiding?
>>140927385
Ragnarok
>>140927385
Ragnarok > Cerberus = Odin
Every other answer is wrong and shilling for their own server
Do not listen to Moogle shills
Do not listen to Phoenix shills
Do not listen to Shiva shills
>>140927502
Shiva is good if you're german but shit if you're human.
>>140927385
Ragnarok/Cerberus/Phoenix.
Odin has gone down the shitter.
>>140926324
>he doesn't know about midlander necks
Blue Leader, standing by.
>>140923873
I would care if you died, I promise.
>>140927576
>ywn wreck this Highlander's boypussy then cum on their feet
>>140927747
>Highlander
>>140927772
>implying they're not a Highlander
>>140927747
Do you think Pippy's feet are ticklish...
>>140927573
>Phoenix
>any kind of raiding
Nope.
>>140927716
