the man is alive edition
Latest version: 1.07
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Where do I get mods?
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/
http://community.playstarbound.com/forums/mods.215/
>/sdvg/ recommended mods
http://pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4
>/sdvg/ Lewds Archive
http://pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L
>Modding guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>FAQ - READ IT
http://pastebin.com/tdWb9HnR
>Crop planner/Calendar
http://exnil.github.io/crop_planner/
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/WN3Eqm2Q
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Bats/Mushrooms suck, how do i change it?
http://pastebin.com/6kWP2Juq
>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR
http://imgur.com/MGHV7jG
Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.
So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.
Previous season:
>>140281951
Claiming best and sexiest husbando in all the valley
>tfw your county fair will never have cowgirls on display
>>140832097
>tfw your county fair will never have jas on display
WE WILL FILL THIS WAIFUFARMFISHING SIMULATOR WITH NONSENSE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Hey, gardenguy here. I got danish flag poppy seeds, looks like they might be papaver somniasdjajd. Looks like I might just uproot them, then.
>>140834608
Damn those papaver somniasdjajds!
why
why are people so fucking stupid
why would you even want to play as abigail
>>140834608
Oy gardenguy. My mom and I are gonna plant shit today. Want pics?
>>140834978
Sure thing, anon. Whatcha planting?
>>140834873
is she that bad new to the game.
>>140835163
Some people might say she is, I personally don't care about her.
What weirds me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird.
Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.whatever i'm rambling
>>140835549
>me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird.
>
>Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.
Man white Demeterius and Maru is best mod tired of jews trying to push race mixing.
I can't stand that fucker Linus he reminds me of Richard Stallman.
What should I do with the south-west part of my farm?
I kinda wanna keep a small forest around the slime hut.
>>140835656
What.
Linus is Bro for Life, mate.
>>140835879
I had the garbage scene lol felt pathetic.
>>140835869
Pine forest for doing woodsy shit.
>>140835549
At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense. Playing as a villager without changing the villager is just throwing every trace of sense out the window.
>we don't have a say in this
>we made
>we
stop this shit
>>140834873
>Play video games in your room all day
>Hang out in graveyards
>Play flute in rain
>Hang out with what passes for scene kids in your hick town
>Cry because your father is a simpleton who doesn't even work five days a week and has a fucking shrine in his basement
Who would want this life
>>140836580
FatAbby/White Demetrius don't make any sense.
Abby practices swordmanship so she is probably the only waifu who exercises aside from Emily in 1.1.
White Demetrius is people going waaah, there's a black guy oh nooooooooo
>>140835163
not really but her fanbase is literally the most cancerous people in this game's community
you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme
>>140837245
Lol I am gonna romance her then Emily later.
I dont really care what anyone else thinks but maybe i'll regret it.
i want to make playthough harem style with that mod.
>>140837174
>Abby practices swordmanship
there's no evidence she actually practiced swordsmanship outside of that one event
even if she did, swinging a blade a few times a week won't keep you fit, even if you don't spend entire mornings in front of the fridge like she does
>>140837245
>you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme
I was talking to my brother and he brought this up lol.
>>140836580
>At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense.
>make sense
>>140837245
you realize you were the one to bring it up first right
>>140837740
there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen anon, and she says she regularly practices it.
swinging a blade for a few hours 3 times a week is definitely enough exercise.
>>140837383
>i want to make playthough harem style with that mod.
Wait, which mod?
>>140838701
there is an infedility mod but im wait for a better one you know they are gonna make it and mod to cuck piere for his wife.
>>140838530
Not him, but Abigail is the one I'd picture most likely to be fat personality-wise.
She isn't actually fat in game even though her portrait looks slightly more chubby because of the shading. It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.
>>140838856
Fuck Caroline I'm going for Robin
>>140839276
Going for all.
>>140838641
>you realize you were the one to bring it up first right
how the fuck am i supposed to bring up what's wrong with her community without bringing up an example, retard?
>>140839523
her fans tend to meme uncontrollably about her and some of the shit she says
>>140839276
Agree, fuck Caroline and Jodi, they're whiny as fuck.
Let me get some of that Robinand some of that Kent.
>>140830204
Yeah what about it?
>>140839648
I like 'em.
Jodi has to be named as a joke, though.
>>>140814437
please someone do this
>>140838641
>there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen anon
no but she has more lines about being hungry, wanting to eat, or food in general than anyone should have
>doctor's appointment - "how much longer, doc, i'm hungry"
>flower festival - hangs out in front of the food table, don't remember if she says anything about it
>day before feast of the winter star - "i'm going to stuff myself with cranberry sauce tomorrow"
>feast of the winter star (aka christmas) - i wonder if i can lick those candy cane decorations"
>marriage dialogue:
>"can we plant pumpkins this fall?"
>"i forgot to pack snacks this morning *grumble*"
>"i could go for some chocolate cake"
>"my years resolution is to lose some weight" on the first day of spring
>>140840197
????
You're stretching for evidence that Abby deserves to be fat anon.
>>140839959
There's a shrine to Yoba in his house, though he (or Caroline, can't remember right now) says that while his family isn't religious they let believers use the shrine.
Who is the kinkiest wife option and why is itPenny
>>140840382
Caroline says the previous owners of the house built it.
She and Abby hide out in her bedroom because they don't want to get roped into the religion.
>>140838950
>It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.
Damn, fatties catch no breaks.
>>140840197
>>140840497
Well, considering that what they're worshiping is pic related, I too wouldn't want to get roped into that.
>>140840487
>Maru/Abigail; Virgin Nerds probably into costumed roleplaying
>Leah/Haley; Not into anything kinkier than outdoor sex
>Penny: Repressed bookworm who corners you in a bathhouse to confess to you.
Checks out
>>140840984
What a wonderful and terrifying place CA's mind must be.
Mostly terrifying.
>>140840487
Damn, no matter how hard she tries, Penny is just not sexy.
The winter music tracks really are the most beautiful.
>>140842007
Have you heard "Cloth" ? The song that plays in ice caves. Definitely my favorite song in the whole game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKpCgS5d1zk
>>140842007
I wish someone would mod the FoMT winter music in the game.
That song always made me sad, but in a nostalgic way.
On that note, the spring music in SDV reminds me a lot of FoMT's (or maybe HMDS'? Can't remember) one.
>>140840197
>>"can we plant pumpkins this fall?"
You're grasping really fucking hard on that one anon.
>>140831445
So Coffee beans, ability to brew coffee, void egg mayo...
What is that silo-shaped "mushroom" mural thing supposed to be?
Modern art?
>>140842226
It's great. Thanks, Anon. I had forgotten this one.
I'm just hoping we get the ability to grind our own fucking wheat flour
I just want a comfy self-sustainable life
>>140843681
Compost bin, maybe?
>>140843681
probably a mushroom growing thing to get the fruitbatfags to calm down
>>140844067
I think its such bullshit that you can grow hundreds of sheaves of wheat in a season but can't produce a single bag of flour to make bread.
Oh I can make a machine that turns raw, whole eggs into mayo but can't bake a loaf of fucking bread without going to Pierre (if he's there)
>>140844321
Okay, I could see that.
Seeing as how mushroom cave people get fruit trees anyway. Seems only fair.
Just bought this game. Should I clear my entire farm from rocks and trees right away or wait?
What do I do with the bottom left?
I just have a bunch of corn right now, but one disappears like every day. Not the same one, it's random.
It's not lightning, because it hasn't been storming. They're watered.
They just disappear. Not even a dead plant is left
My quarry is where my preserves are, and my kegs.
>>140845539
I just cleared out what I need when I needed it and I've only used half the farm halfway through year 2, but play how you want, man
>>140845539
You're going to need tool upgrades before you can finish clearing it. Clear what you can and when you have Steel Pickaxe/Axe you can plan it out
Mead ...confirmed?
I'm not sure. But cool that CA liked my tweet.
>>140840487
Man I really should finish those Penny fapfics
>>140845720
Crows, most likely.
>>140846776
Holy fuck I completely forgot about crows, thanks
>>140845720
Definitely crows.
You're gonna need some scarecrows at the top and at the bottom of that patch.
An "hardcore" bundles mod came out:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/bundles-completion-requirements-completionist-hardcore-and-hardcore-with-edited-rewards-5-versions.114281/
>Emily and Shane marriable next patch
that means the next duo would be Sandy and Clint? I wonder how he will react when we are married to Emily.
>>140847830
He can get fucked because he didn't do anything other than passively aggressively ask you to give her gifts on his behalf.
Why the fuck does the fishing game thing bounce? That is beyond retarded
>>140849309
There's a tackle for that later in the game.
But yeah, it's pretty weird.
>>140849309
Just click right before hit hits the bottom. It'll lose its momentum and not bounce.
>>140847536
don't you
forget about crows
Is there any purpose to the slime hutch or did I just waste iridium?
>>140850624
Wasted iridium. Rare slimes can sometimes drop useful stuff, but it's mostly going to be sap and slime.
It looks cool though. You could use it as a really fancy storage shed.
>mfw there are people who seriously don't marry the blonde girl
>>140850970
I'll just toss furnaces inside and treat it like a smithy.
>>140850970
>full slime hut
>kill all but two
>6 bars and a bunch of ore
I kind of walked into that one.
>>140851102
>dumb frogposter
>making shit choices based on shit taste
literally pottery
>tfw purple slime drops an iridium bar
>>140851702
It's dumb, but damn if I didn't laugh.
>>140851828
Haley is literally the best choice.
>Abigail
Dye hair degenerate
>Leah
2nd best choice. Artists tend to out there, 2bh
>Penny
will probably become an alcoholic like her mom
>Maru
boring
>>140852504
enjoy your skilless gold mining wife
>>140852649
I will always love Haley.
>>140852649
Her job is the please me, help on the farm, and raise our children. She's also rich so went the bank comes for my farm because I never paid my taxes, she can bail me out
>>140851702
I used EASYWOMEN for mine.
I also named my guy DICKCPT, my horse DICKSGT, and my dog something stupid like balder because I can't keep a consistent theme.
My farm is COCKOPOLIS.
>>140852649
She can fix the fence alright.
Also, I was trying to find that one haley fanart about the fences, so I searched on google...
And foundJassucking a dick andVincentshowing his off.
What the fuck?
>>140835060
In this box, we got some green peppers. Apparently we didn't get enough to fill this box so we're still contemplating on what.
>>140853221
If you want I can also post the clean version.
>>140853380
Nah, don't worry.
It's really cute fanart though.
>>140853264
Here we got Roma and Brandywine tomatoes from left to right.
>>140853531
That's because she's a cute girland because Dizor did a really good job. Bless his soul.
>>140853674
In this long box we got a shit load of green onions planted.
>>140853935
>>140853674
>>140853264
Cool beans anon! In my garden I had a serious squirrel/cat problem, so I needed to fence and mesh my bed, plus today I got some fox urine in the mail. Keep that in mind if you got varmints.
>>140853935
Here we got some Basil and Thyme seeds. They're growing I assure you. It takes time.
>>140854145
Oh I ain't done yet! This is just the back yard, the front yard is gonna have pumpkin mounds!
>>140854176
Tomatilla starters up in here. Also a big ass bok choy plant that has run amok.
>>140854456
Last picture, we got a couple more tomatoes, another monster bok choy plant, and in between are cilantro.
>>140854791
Man I'm jelly all my shit is sprouts. And I might have to rip up some of them when they grow up, too. :C
>>140854791
>no star fruits or ancient fruits
Do you even rich?
>>140855098
Hey in the game you have start with fucking parsnips. Also, I can't get to the desert guy.
>>140854791
Goddamnit guys, now I wanna plant tomatoes and basil too.
Too bad we don't have a garden, and the only space we could conceiveably plant something (the balcony) is already occupied with loads of flowers.
Man, if I had my own garden, I'd just grow loads of tomatoes and mandarin oranges. Maybe some rucola and lattughino to complete the salad.
>>140855217
Well just make sure you keep in mind fixing up your local town bus, so the desert guy can bring you to the desert.
>>140853674
>tfw i just saw this pic in /lolg/
>>140853264
I thought green peppers were just picked early and if left to ripen they change yellow or red.
Alright, gardenbros; I'm gonna need one of you to print this out a put up a little sign.
Why are they so perfect?
>>140857007
...I can probably do one better. Gimme a bit.
>>140857007
I'll have to go to the library for that, so later this week.
And get it laminated!
>>140857075
Because you can't have them
>>140858038
*without modsyet
![7f0d0051b69843eb82d68581afebcaf1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wf7smTS.png "7f0d0051b69843eb82d68581afebcaf1[1].png")
Anyone know how to fix this shit? I already tried putting wallpaper on the left part separately but it won't let me.
>>140858713
you can't change the wallpapers in corridorsunless you manually edit your save file
>>>/aco/538394
>>140858816
Damn, I guess I'll look into that. Thanks, man.
Can people post what inside of their houses looks like?
>>140859835
>not emptying that godforsaken nursery
>>140860285
Lord help us
>>140860327
Are you not gonna get married and have kids? C:
>>140860482
That mod's been around for a long time.
I remember seeing it in the general around version 1.04 of SDV.
>>140860526
Kids? NOPE.
Anyone know if this is an actual portrait mod?
It looks really cute, I was wondering if there are also other villagers done in this style.
>>140847830
clint can kill himself and the farmer will take up his worthless job
>>140857007
>>140857702
Now...I tried to make a patch using printable cloth without an embroidery machine. It's something.
>>140850624
doesn't really offer anything unless you like eugenics
>flower dance
>rejected by everyone
>>140864854
HAH rekt
>>140864854
Year 1 ? no one really knows you dont be that guy anon.
>>140863978
Spideywithcamera.jpg
Neat.
>>140835869
How did you grow your line of trees only 1 tile away from each other? On the wiki it says the trees only grow if the surrounding 2 tiles are clear
Just reached lvl10 foraging.
do i go Botanist or Tracker??
i feel tracker is best for some reason
>>140865757
Tracker isn't too great, it just puts small arrows on your screen when you're in a zone and points to a foragable item or a worm tile. With Botanist all the forage items will always be gold star and I think that include the wild seeds you can plant.
>>140865674
That's just fruit trees
>>140866103
You can put tappers on fruit trees?
>>140866095
true. and come to think of it,botanist is a space saver,sort of. im going botanist
>>140866238
The fuck you gonna tap from a fruit tree?
Fucking apple sauce?
>>140866238
No, only fruit trees require 2 spaces apart, I mean
>tfw considering chopping down ~60,000 in fruit trees to replant them 1 space to the right so my farm will fit together the way I want it to
This game propels me to new heights of autism
>>140866862
"so long the area in a two tile radius remains clear" this is for maple pine and oak trees, for fruit trees its 3x3 area clear
>>140867032
Oh, huh
I've never heard that anywhere and it doesn't seem to be true, so I'm not sure where you got that from
>>140867164
on the offical wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Maple_Tree
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Pine_Tree
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Oak_Tree
>>140864985
Yeah there's no way to be able to dance with one of the bachelor/ettes even if you give them loved gifts twice a week before the dance, with the exception of Haley because her birthday is a couple of weeks or so before the dance, and only if you can somehow give her loved items to her.
You would need to get her 5 "good" gifts, 3 "loved" gifts, and 1 "loved" gift on her birthday in order to get her to dance with you on year one.I know I'm minmaxing something trivial but...yeah.
>>140868805
Yeah I would like it if you could get npc to like you via talking not just gifts. Feels like got buy whole towns love.
>>140868945
Talking to them gets you 20 points, which now that I think about it I didn't incorporate...
Ok, if you talk to her one everyday from day 1 to the day before the dance, you'll get 460/1000 points needed for level 4 hearts. So...yeah you can actually get away with giving her Daffodils as gifts even on her birthday.
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Friendship
>>140869514
>efore the dance, yo
oh ok so talking does work for everyone ok cool.
>>140868805
This isn't true, giving her daffodils and talking to her every day is more than enough to raise her affection to 4 hearts.
>>140869764
I corrected myself here, but thanks! >>140869514
For the others that's quite difficult because giving a gift on a bday is x8 the worth and only Haley has a bday before the dance. Not to mention that this early in the game it's difficult to get people loved gifts.
>fall in love with shane at first sightyes even when he did nothing but insult me because i'm into that kinky shit
>find out getting hitched to him is impossible without mods
>dontwannamodyet.jpg
>start going after sebastian because ive got the most hots for him after shane
>we get hitched
>find out the ability to get shane is getting patched in along with the ability to divorce
>AAAAAAAAA
>MOTORCYCLE REVVING NOISES
>I WANT TO BUT AT THE SAME TIME I DONT BECAUSE MY MORALS ARE AT STAKE HERE, I WOULDNT FEEL RIGHT TELLING MY PIXEL HUBBY TO GET LOST BECAUSE IM THE WIMP TO END ALL WIMPS
>PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL I JUST WANT TO SMOOCH THIS CUTE PURE GRUMPY MAN
>>140869965
To get anyone else to dance with you on year 1, you'd need to get at least 6 loved gifts, 2 liked, and talk to everyday to get 4 hearts.
If you can get money really fast, you can buy pizzas for Sam.
>>140870546
Same with Harvey but with coffee instead of Pizza. Everyone else is really hard unless you can get emeralds and other gems regularly.
Can you say the wrong thiing in this game? and get hurt for it?
>>140870531
Protip: You can have multiple save files.
But damn I'd love to have something like a polygamy option. I usually can't decide.
>>140871507
There is guy working on mod for it. Can't wait.
>>140871507
>>140871675
With more house upgrades. Gonna need a bigger house for the farm harem with a big bed and...well lets face it an orgy room.
>>140871795
True someone will fill the voids.
>>140871908
So the rest of us can fill voids. With our dicks.
>>140871507
i know but im the omega autismo and would rather stick to one and milk the fuck out of it
>>140847830
>Fucking married Penny literally because Emily wasn't available
>Spend the whole game shitting on Clint because I figured the whole reason you couldn't was because of that faggot neckbeard's forced "romance" with her
>Figure they'll eventually get together, year 2 passes and they never do so Emily is unavailable for literally no reason
I fucking hate you Clint you nutless sack of shit. I am going to start a new game and cuck your shit up.
>marry Shane
>his add-on is mostly bare like his room
>except for a tiny pen in the corner where he'll play with chicks
What happened to Vincent modguy? He said he was going update the mod a few days ago. I hope something bad didn't happen to him.
>>140834608
Yeah, danish flag variety are papaver somniferum. The only real difference is their coloring, which is really pretty.
Personally I do grow poppies. They blend in well with my brother's blueberries and blackberries and are easy as hell to grow. And making tea from them is okay every now and then, legality and morality be damned.
But yeah, in an urban community garden sort of area, they're asking for trouble. Especially if you have a smack problem already. Some people don't know when to stop, and stealing from such things is common.
Of course you could still grow them, harvest, possibly homebake them, and sell for a very large profit. But that's dangerous and stupid.
If anyone cares, how difficult are cherry trees to grow? Muh anime pretty.
>>140875056
Wait, wut? I brushed the latter half of gardenguy's comment off as a typo. Whaddya mean he's got dope in his garden plot?!
When you see it...
my game crashed during a save and all progress was lost
kill me.
>>140882660
owned
>>140882660
That sucks, anon. What happened? Did you add a mod that requires a new save?
>>140870794
Leah loves salads.
And you can get amythist for Abigail pretty easily by week 2.
I once got Meru up to 4 hearts by flower dance because Gus the bartender sold a bunch of pepper poppers a few times.
>>140882660
Save edit for bunch shit that you had to make up for it.
>>140882660
Make lemonade, anon. Take a break till the update comes out, and then it'll feel fresh again when youmarry Shane
>>140870546
Imagine if there was an easter egg for if you got a date for the flower dance
>Hey there, new kid, you're moving pretty quick with[whoever]. Almost like you planned this from the start... What's your angle, huh!? Trying to swoop in like some broke-ass Casanova?
>>140859213
Ah yes, thanks good anon!
I was hoping for a new thread
>>140874478
He still makes my heart flutter though.
I can't wait to be able to marry him for real.
>>140882660
there is a save backup in your save folder, the one with .old on it, just delete the corrupted one and take the .old off of that one... profit
>>140885171
are you guys fags or woman
>>140886597
Does it matter?
>>140886597
I'm anything you want me to be, anon.
>>140886597
They're fags because a woman wouldn't even give losers like Shane the time of day. Works at Walmart like a faggot.
Not like Linus.
>>140886734
>>140886761
Shane is complete homo. I don't want anyone disappointed
>>140886993
Do you wanna bet? You know, there are still women out there that appreciate personality over everything else.
>>140882598
I see the Chocobo, yeah, but I'm shitting more bricks that someone would wanna marry that creep Elliot.
>>140887192
but he works for the big evil not-walmart
>>140882598
Ya, I'm amazed Elliot exists, too.
>>140882598
How do you zoom out like that?
>>140887323
No, he's unemployed. :^)
>>140887192
Then, again, they'd go for Linus. He's the perfect man.
Brethren Tier:
Linus, George, Wizard, Willy
Gary Tier:
Elliot
Shit Tier:
Everybody else
Honestly I feel bad for gay men and straight girls playing this game because all the bachelors suck. At least with the girls you have like 2 decent choices. (1 choice with Emily update)
>Shane lives with his Aunt and Cousin
>not really any work in a town of 30 people
>Joja Mart hires him
>Shane hates his life, job, and future
>but at least he has a job, and Shane can afford to drink his thoughts away
>Farmer completes the Community Center, Shane loses job
>Shane drinks earlier
Where does Shane get this money after he loses his job?
Obviously Marnie is letting Shane and Jas stay for free.
Marnie says she don't mind Shane since he takes care of the chickens.
So is Shane on the bar tab like Pam?
>>140887968
I thought I read that he still goes to work every day even though it's closed down. Did they change that in the update? I'm never around to watch him do it.
>>140851702
>he also came here to post this scene
>his monitor is also 1366 x 768
You and I are partners.
>>140887935
Once Shane can be married, the fact that all the bachelors are shit will be forgiven.
>>140887968
I assumed he had a tab, and Shane kind of pays his way at Marnies by helping out.
>>140888090
He's stealing all the frozen pizzas out the back for his and Jas's dinners
What did you name your pet? I named my dog Duncan after my real doggo
>>140888607
King because obvious reference.
>>140888607
My character's name is Coolio McStlye. The farm name is The Senpai Favo. It was mean to be "Coolio McStyles" and "The Senpai Favorite", but a few letters got cut off. I like to think of it like "Ay, YO, it's The Senpai Fa-vo!". My character has a pompadour, sunglasses, a black shirt with blue jeans, and his favorite thing is Tunnel Snakes. The dog's name is Bismarck, because Bismarck is a great name for a dog. Even if it isn't a German Shepherd.
>>140888981
Oh for fuck's sake. That's f-a- .m. Not senpai.
>>140832301
>Jas sitting naked in the animal pen, posing lewdly for the townsfolk
You made me sad anon
>>140886597
ohhhhh yeah unnnffff baby yeah, call me a fag again. thats the shit i cant get enough of. *pulls down my pants and starts jacking off with enough force to rip a hole in the fabric of our universe* *pops a big steamy load all over the masses inhabiting this thread*
teehee! silly me! you just called me a fag and i got so uncontainably horny :3
This is for all my honeys that have best taste
>>140888607
My character was named Black Wario
Favorite thing was Money, I think
Dabes Farm
Cat named Money
Horse named Cash
Married Penny, didn't realize that fit with the theme until like a season in.
>>140887787
Fine tastes, my man.
>>140887787
Almost perfect taste.
Shane is missing though.
>>140891695
For real I was just talking shit, Shane is in brethren tier. He was the second person in town to become my friend since I was always buying him rounds in the saloon twice a week.
>>140892092
Perfect taste then my friend.
Just booted up the game and this happened, pls send help.
>>140894389
>that filename
Goddammit Carlos.
>>140894389
> Filename
Literally in 2 days, I got 2 ancient seeds from the Seed Makers.
I love you so much, cranberries.
Also got an Iridium Bar from that Witch Doctor enemy.
Today was a good day to play Stardew Valley. Year 2 is going to be so based.
>>140859835
>tfw
Only took a year to complete the setup, from 1 ancient seed.
So is there an actual upside to preferring JojaMart over the general store besides it closing later?
I know that they're overtly the clear antagonists of the game so naturally they're going to be an unappealing choice in general, but is there at least -one- thing they have over Pierre?
>>140904929
Corporate culture.
It's basically CA letting you play as a corporate demon if you want. The freedom of choice. Just one of the reasons why this game is great, it doesn't force you to do anything.
Want to build a comfy, little farm and sacrifice items to the Gods of Nature? You can do that.
Want to be a cunt and stripmine your land for all resources and become part of a major corporate faction to enthrall the land? You can do that.
How is he so damn perfect?
>>140875056
It's actually not, there's no street access to the garden. All backyards.
I dunno man, they're pretty. Maybe I'll keep them and see how it goes. I don't want to sell drugs, I just like pretty flowers.
Also trees of all types are a bitch, from what I hear.
>>140880005
Turns out the pretty flowers I got online are also the source of opium.
>>140880005
Poppy seeds are an opiate
I dream stardew valley
Page ten. Don't let Joja win.
>>140904929
If you fix the community center, that faggot Clint spends his entire fridays in the boiler room. If you pick the Joja path, he doesn't. Oh, and you also get a Joja Cola vending machine as a reward.
Basically you have to choose between Pierre being open on Wednesdays, Clint closed on Fridays and Joja closing down permanently or just keep everything the way it is.
>>140904929
Adding to what others said, it's also way easier to complete the bundles since the Joja ones only need money.
You don't get the friendship+ one though.
These I like.
>>140908316
Well if it's closed off and you don't have junky neighbours then that's good. They're legal to grow, pretty sure, just not to process or sell grown.
I'd honestly say just grow the HECK out of them. But it really just depends on the people around you.
>Also trees of all types are a bitch, from what I hear.
I've heard that's only true when growing from seeds. That trees past a certain point generally just take care of themselves. But of course it varies with types.
Was planning on buying a cherry sapling and working from there.
Why is Marnie such a fat spinster jesus christ woman.
![xy56ZdGtnN-8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2yAML5l.png "xy56ZdGtnN-8[1].png")
>Investing a fortune in strawberry seeds for the next year
>Left with 9k gold only for god knows how long
>first two days of spring work my ass of in a race against time to fertilize and plant the seeds on a huge ass plot of tilled land.
>tfw harvesting 800 strawberries the 10th of spring
>tfw every 4 days it'll keep happening
>>140920362
>I'd honestly say just grow the HECK out of them. But it really just depends on the people around you.
Where I live you get asked about gardens/plants at the doctor's office if someone notices you buying plants at Walmart because just having a garden = WOW LOOK AT THIS DRUGGIE
>>140920640
That's... a really weird mindset.
>>140920640
Ditto. Growing anything around where I live is considered suspicious behaviour. Even tomatoes.
Never really thought about it much before, but yeah, it is indeed really weird.
Should I torrent this game? Or is it updated too frequently to bother.
>the valley gets cuter by the day
>>140921540
There's a big 1.1 patch coming up, but it could take a few months, so you might as well torrent it now if you want to.
>>140921104
>>140921210
It's not so much a mindset as county/medical/local businesses/law enforcement are unofficially consolidated.
>>140921660
Cute. Does that portrait mod have everyone or just a few townspeople?
>>140921104
>>140921210
Now that I think about it, we have a lot of city people coming out here and building houses in the backwaters . I've seen a grown city woman throw a fit over her neighbor planting flowering in their own garden. She also calls the cops on people for minor things all the time. If they don't want to see it and they're entitled/smart enough they'll find ways of making gardens an issue.
>>140922256
It's the MCMC Portraits Mod:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mcmc-portraits%EF%BC%88ver1-7%EF%BC%89.109112/
It has both bachelors and bachelorettes, as well as the kids, Shane, Emily and the three I posted before.
Some guy is also working on genderbent portraits in the same thread.
>>140922430
I really don't understand why someone else's garden having flowers in it should be an issue at all. Seen it happen several times, but still, wat.
>>140873039
I want the single folk of the valley to woo their own honeys once you're all done and married. It sucks you're the only one with a chance at love, and it'd make for some sick ass scenes.with divorces coming there's no chance of this but it's still fun to think about
>>140922645
Cheers anon.
Most of them are pretty cute, but others look a little monged. I might get it.
>>140922808
I know, the bachelors look especially weird. Mostly Alex, while Sebastian is the most normal-looking one.
>>140922935
Yes, I agree.
>>140922793
Yeah since this was a Harvest Moon clone I thought it would be like Harvest Moon in that if you don't wife your bitch fast enough she'll marry the dude she always hangs out with instead, and the same would go for Clint and Emily. I also thought George and/or Evelyn would die eventually.
Then I play the game and beyond year 2 everything stays the same forever. The singles stay single. Clint's a spineless faggot. George and Evelyn are immortal.
>>140922673
>wake up
>go outside
>see flowers you don't like
>you are an alpha in the community
>talk to the other alphas and lol at this gay blight
>change the zoning next month to make them illegal
People don't get powerful by not being particular.
>people genuinely want the alcoholic depressive mess who insults them constantly and who'll die of liver failure or suicide within the next five years
>he works at fucking walmart and can't even be bothered to shave
>not going for the based emo twink nerd you can stay in and play Heroquest with
>he'll share his umbrella with you on rainy days at the beach when you go fishing
>he has a part-time job as a programmer already that isn't a fucking soul-destroying hellhole, he can do that shit from home
>also he's cute as shit, which is pretty much typical for emo kids
/sdvg/ can't even be faggots properly
>>140927561
> Hasn't even tried to befriend Shane past two hearts
>>140927561
>Emo
>Twink
>Based
Nobody wants a mopey sack of shit that never leaves their room. That's why you're single in real life, and it's part of why Sebastian sucks.
>>140927870
Oh, I've tried. Emphasis on tried.
>>140928074
And a mopey sack of shit that just hangs around getting wasted when he's not working himself to death is better?
You're almost as bad as the Jasfags
>>140927561
>cute boy
>ruining his body by staying inside and only go out for a smoke
I have seen the effects of this IRL, it's disgusting and his teeth are probably nasty.
>>140928447
>implying some farm work won't shape him right up
>>140894389
>filename
>>140928078
Couldn't get past one heart eh?
>>140928187
I didn't marry Shane, dumbo. Big dumb guy. Dummy man. Silly dumb guy.
>>140929854
By this I mean I wouldn't even if I could. Silly goose.
>>140929616
Just did.
Then he starts mouthing off at me again when I run into him on the street and say hi.
Fucking Shanefags will do anything to excuse their shitty husbando
>>140929970
You're the gosh-darn silly goose, you cock-knobbling finger bum
>>140930071
You don't deserve his love or friendship. He chills out and becomes the nicest person in the valley. Your loss you galah
