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>YOU CAN'T OUTRUN A RADIO
>Summers here buckle up bitches we had 77 on during prime time
>And the server didn't die
>Seriously it only got laggy when a bunch of spiders started doing spider things
>Thank you optimization coders we would be dead without you

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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VOX DICKGIRLS
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Inti's cock and balls are even bigger than CDB's!
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Earlyth for SUMMER
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>>140794649
can we stop mentioning CDB ever
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Intigracy x Kammerjunk OTP

>>140792760
She's at his house RIGHT NOW guys, it's real!
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>>140794715
Why?
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>>140794649
>>140794715
Who the fuck is CDB?
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>>140794736
Because its been like 2+ years since that meme had any relevance and there's dank new memes for you to shitpost.
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Why do we not steal more features from Bay? Literally every Bay serb is fucking lightyears ahead of us, with better features and better gamemodes.

Literally the ONLY reason we haven't taken more features from them is because 'M-MUH BAY BOOGIEMAN' and people spouting retard quotes going 'WE ARENT BAY!!!'

bay features aren't going to give us heavy-rp cooties you retards
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>>140794732
>yfw they are ERPing eachother at the same computer while Intigracy is balls deep inside her
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>>140794842
This, Bay features are pretty fucking cool
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>>140794842
>literally every serb is fucking lightyears ahead of us
Yeah, we're stagnated since 2014 while they skyrocketed.
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>>140794842
Have you ever considered that the reason the coders haven't ported their 'superior features' is that they haven't played on them since they are busy coding for us and not playing on another server?
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>>140794840
>implying that makes CDB any smaller
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The server has been really unrobust lately, can't we all help some new players out? Share some tips to help new players.

>Spears are good and easy to obtain sharp weapons
>Stabbing someone in the eye is a great tactic, use a fork or screwdriver
>You can harm intent syringe someone to instantly inject them with a chemical
>If you want to uncuff yourself faster, go over a chair and drag your character to the chair to break the cuffs over it
>Hyperzine makes you go faster even when you're starving
>When you're not starving, you will passively heal brute and burn damage
>The recipe for cyanide is plasma, aluminum, and sulfuric acid. This is not on the wiki for obvious reasons and is much better and harder to counter than chloral
>You can blow people's robotic limbs off with EMPs
>Silicate and Welding fuel are both toxic, and can be used as ghetto poisons
>If you use c4 on your jumpsuit, it will slip it in a pocket which cannot be searched unless security takes off your jumpsuit
>Whenever you want an easy way to slip someone, ask botany to make you bananas and usually they gladly will
>Can't find a welding helmet? Wear a gas mask and optical meson scanners (green goggles) and this will also fully protect you when welding walls or objects
>Stun batons on harm setting stun longer, but barely do any damage (maybe 5 damage per hit) so use this as security to keep yourself safe
>Going down disposal chutes while fat allows you to navigate them manually since you are heavy enough to resist their automatic suction, use this to break into places you don't normally have access too
>Traitors can emag library computers to print fake cult tombs, turn one into security and say someone is a cultist to get them in trouble
>Multitools have lots of functions outside of hacking, use them on various machines to see what they can do
>You can blend the chef's mint in the kitchen at round start to obtain mintotoxin

Any others?
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>>140794842
The best person to add features you want added is *you*, anon
We took chat from Goon and someone's working on porting tg-ui. Nothing's stopping you from porting stuff you want to see (unless everyone else doesn't)
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>>140794969
>busy coding for us

Coding retarded bullshit like hypothermia and meme additions.
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>>140794842
>Literally the ONLY reason we haven't taken more features from them is because 'M-MUH BAY BOOGIEMAN' and people spouting retard quotes going 'WE ARENT BAY!!!'
Go do it. Port it. Get us goon features too. This is the deal. It's an open source and you can, but you have to be willing to work.

You can't just pirate their game or wait for it to be on sale.

You have to work for what you want.
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>>140795034
>port it

I would if I could do anything byond adding crates and shit. Not to mention, I don't see a point since every coder would probably go 'lel fuck off only we can add shit to the game :^)' when I made a PR.
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>>140794978
Just name yourself Slipplestein or Slips the Third and play clown every time.

Slip people non fucking stop.

Its low intensity annoyance so it will take time for them to rise up and lynch you, and surviving the slapfights they bring back to you is all the training you'll need for when you actually want to kill people.
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>>140795026
Yeah, and?

Still doesn't mean they know any good features to take from them.
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>>140795145
>can't someone ELSE do it
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>>140795145
Seriously why do people think this? This happens to fucking nobody.

Stop spreading literal lies about there being some kind of coder club when literally anyone can start contributing and even become a collaborator if they get good at it.
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>>140795216
That's not what I said. Hell, if I get better with byond/coding shit in general, I'll fucking try.

I just don't see a point since the fucking coders seem to hate everyone outside their metaclub with a passion and refuse to let you add anything if you don't have a history of sucking their dick and adding your favorite dank memes.
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Here probe

>>140793794
Xenobotany equipment and flora discs
Firesuit wall locker
Chem master and grinder
At least 12 trays if botanist cap is 1, 20 if 2
Light switch for low light plants
Intercom?
Firelocks on the tables
Fire alarm for when botany botany's with radium or mutagen mutation or seeds
Presumably weedkiller spray bottles
At least one botanist locker. It has stuff you need like the spade, hatchet, hoe, plant clipeprs and other shit you don't start with
Hatchets REALLY shouldn't be in the open
Fire extinguisher wall locker
Disposals and the routing stuff so you can get your 12 crates of botany shit
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>>140795325
Things that have never happened for $1000, Alex
>seriously thinking there is a coder metaclub
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>>140795325
[citation needed]

t. Intigracy
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>>140795407
>responding to such a delirious post
You're just as bad, senpai.
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>>140794978

>If an APC is dark blue that means the AI is malfunctioning, tell the RD to blow all borgs immediately
>If you attach wires to gloves, this makes them slightly more shock resistant as the wires will reroute the power back into the machine that shocked you to ground it there instead of your body
>If you emag the AI it has access to nuke the station
>An easy way to stun someone is to whack them on the head with a crowbar repeatedly, it does low damage and has a high knock out chance while at the same time doing no real harm
>To steal somethings things, click and drag their character to you
>Vox are immune to fires, play vox for a stronger than human race but you can keep any name you like
>Firesuits in maint also make you immune to fires
>If you take 45 units of hyperzine you can move through space as if you have a jetpack
>Taking the captains ID at roundstart and making yourself the captain gives you space law immunity
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>>140795325
I dunno about that. I can't think of any prior asskissing either DenkouZ or I had with the coder """metaclub""" before adding the slime reactions.
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>>140795454
You seem to mistake how many people take shitposts about coders/admins completely at face value.
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>>140795327
There are no botanist jobs, only bartender, and the cap is 1.
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>>140795492
Get back under the desk, nerd.
t. Intigracy
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>>140795327
>>140795552
Oh and black gloves so you can remove light tubes and bulbs to finagle a varying light level across the room. Then you can plant your 6-10's by the windows, and the 1-5's in the back
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>>140795552
Makes sense not having chef, but you could enable at least one botanist
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>>140795863
>>140795886
I'll see what can be done but a lot of that is dreaming that mini is supposed to cater to every job and population and it can't. It's mini.

To be a successful map it has to have the things players want but if it loses focus on its intention by appealing to everyone then it will go to shit.

What can be fit in will be fit in, but we can't have a 1:1 Box.
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>>140795691
>emerging from below intigracy's desk briefly to shitpost before going back to pleasing him
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>>140795145
desu dude the people who say fuck off are usually idea guys and not coders.

If you bring the server good shit that people want, it gets merged.

The difference between a coder and you is they're willing to do it. That's why they're not coding your idea. Because they have ideas, and we have no lack of them. We do have a lack of coders to fulfill them and even if you became a coder, you wouldn't be interested in coding my ideas. You'd be interested in coding yours.

So that puts us at a crossroads.

Either you want something bad enough to learn to code (or bribe someone to) or you don't.
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Sorry for being a shit vampire
I thought I had that turned off
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>tfw you get the clowns soul
>tfw you never use it
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>>140796156
Go to bed probe.
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>>140796156
Right as always
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>>140796209
It's fine bro.
I was Sif. I'm unrobust as shit and basically never left the bar. You coulda shrekked me man
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holy fuck you honked me hard that round clown
i absolutley died when you told me you had 7 all access ids hidden
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>>140794969

>coding dumb meme shit like cancer and Hypothermia list go's on

>had to deal with that god awful goon chat with people spamming gifs and sound files
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>>140796303
Never even looked at my objectives man.
I was gonna set up in medbay and commit medical malpractice and put people in retarded frankenstein bodies all round, but there ended up being a medborg, and I was non-human.
So that kind of didn't work out.
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>>140796321
Hugh will always get the golden ticket
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>RD joins, blows up the apc to get guns and leaves to continue greytiding
>Nobody does absolutely anything about it

Cool shit
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>>140796062
>riding Intigracy as you shitpost
>riding Intigracy as HE shitposts
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>>140796370
Oh no you were inconvenienced a whole round one time? That's awful!

It's almost like what the fuck do you expect when getting people to code you shit for free.
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>>140796303
ELF
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>>140796449
you serious?
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>>140796519
I don't know why it never occurred to me that Sif looks so much like a dark skinned elf. Or a Viera. She was based off Shinobu from No More Heroes and, well, here we are.
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>>140796556
Yee
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>>140796631
The second I saw you, I had images popped up of dark skinned elves. lel
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>>140796832
Could have been worse I guess.
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>>140796906
Better than some pink haired waifu bait
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>>140796981
Right?
I've been mentioned in the thread, people will hate me eventually. That's how it works. This is not the method I expected to be mentioned though.
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>>140797062
Just keep your head down and don't fall for the bait of thirst
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>>140797123
>don't fall for the bait of thirst
The what now?
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>>140797207
Thirsty dudes trying to waifu you in a space man game
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>>140797273
Not really anything I can do about that. Shit, you guys started fucking with me when I went through the hallways.
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>>140797424
You're right, fuck.
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Looks like I found my new metagrudge target
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>join
>admin who
>mrpain666
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>repeat
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>join
>adminwho
>intigracy
>jizz myself
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>repeat
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>join
>adminwho
>nobody
>grief
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>shitpost
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>join
>adminwho
>kammerjunk
>hate her because she stoley husbando and doesn't even treat him right
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>repeat
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>join
>adminwho
>no intigracy
>no kammerjunk
>shitpost
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>repeat
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>join
>adminwho
>kammerjunk and intigracy
>masturbate to the thought of them fucking as they admin
>leave
>join again in a few hours
>repeat
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Really fucking funny guys I'm lmaoing my ass of right now
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>you will never roughly deadmin Kammerjunk
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>>140798080
>join
>adminwho
>nobody
>metagrudge murderbone mode ENGAGED
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>>140795886
There was a bit of arguing for enabling one botanist so we might if the map really needs it. Bartender doesn't have access to open botany lockers so that's why the tools are in the open. Hydroponics might be public access but I didn't check very thoroughly. Your other points are good though and I'll keep them in mind.
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>>140796449
You guys have an entire dept. Fucking whyyyyy

Keep logs and make a ban request if he keeps it up
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>ZAS memed to death
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>Join
>Trifle isn't admin anymore
>leave
>repeat
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STATION DESTROYED LETS GO HOME BOYS
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>>140798451
Uh
Yes, the bartender does, in fact, have access to botany tool lockers
In fact, all three service jobs have identical access
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>Lowpop
>Only sec kills himself like 5 min in
>Everything is emagged, singuloose, shard on fire, purged silicons
>Fucking recalls cause he's a multiple permabanned turboshitter
>Station gets nuke op'd by all the dead ghosts
What a fucking waste
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>>140799048

>being this mad you died
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>Be doctor, plan to make some beneficial low pop viruses
>Janitor skulking me in medbay oh cool what do you wa-*parapen*
>Drags me to maint, hasn't c4ed me yet so maybe he plans to do something fun like keep me prisoner or torture me
>He leaves me in maint naked with 2 explosive floor sign mines on both sides of me by a welding tank
>I wake up, just toggle walk and place the signs to the side
>Put on some clothes from a locker, max suit sensors and find a nearby shovel in a crate
>MoMMI goes to solars, go to follow it
>MoMMI then just sits and watches me after it finishes solars, fuck you I'll just space walk then
>Break out of solars and walk to escape
>Head to medbay, try to get fixed up by clown captain
>My killer lasers the clown
>I try to push him in a chase while retarded due to the parapen and the clown not treating me in time
>Didn't get the lucky push in to window slam him, he drags the clown to space and spaces him, right as I follow I collapse due to retardation and get spaced too

RIP clown cap, I serve you til death
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>>140799096
I didn't die though. It's fucking lowpop and he's boning. he tried to upload kill all humans for christs sake. What the fuck.
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>>140799172
>station gets nuked
>I DIDN'T DIE
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>>140799172

So you're saying, one guy completely destroyed the station.

Against a lowpop crew, so 1-20 guys.

You deserved it.
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>>140794842
>suggest feature from bay
>People shoot it down BECAUSE it's from bay

Can't win in that regard, buddy
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>>140799236

This


If Hugh wants to be the "captain" he has to act like it, give the crew access and guns.
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>>140798012
>>140798108
>>140798135

>you will never have a threesome with Inti and Kammer

>Nobody will ever love you as Kammer does Inti
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SAMMIS
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>>140799538
>you will never have a foursome with you, inti and kammer
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fuck the pain away
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>>140800935
Anon the post you replied to had a chick riding someone falling asleep and a guy waking a chick up with a comfy dicking.

Literally not rude in the slightest.
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>log into steam
>tell my friend the round type
>He says "dude what the fuck, that could get us banned"
>I reply "That's the best part, I'll log in as a non-human and you pretend to be my gay lover, the admins can't touch us no matter how hard we break the rules"
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>>140794978
Robustness cannot be taught. It must be learned through bitter experience.
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I updated Byond and now I'm getting lag out the ass when interacting with things. Like when I try to mine a tile with a pickaxe, the progression meter that appears jumps in big increments instead of filling slowly. What gives?
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>tfw Deadpoo won't ERP you on TERA
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>>140801471
Yeah the last known bug of the beta has to do with images not syncing up properly ingame.
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>>140801551
Thanks for the explanation. I guess I'll just have to live with it then.
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>>140801619
try toggling your graphics hardware in byond preferences.
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>>140799538
>>140800569
>>140800867
wew
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>You will never have the balls to finally end it all
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What even happened this shift. Just.... What....
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>>140802198
i have the balls, but not enough in in my nihilism
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>It's a 'dragonbro's the only admin on, so the station becomes chaos' round
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>>140802381

Fuck you Manny, it was fun
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>Only one person hires me
>end up just spreading cockroaches all round
Thank you for your patronage, clown.
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>>140802461
>HoP deletes all your newsfeeds
>AI has the WORST photo album AI
Kinda felt like just giving it all up right there.
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>>140802909
UI*
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>Got all access
>Saved a miner
>Made my no-fruits
Fine job
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>ded thread
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goddammit lily
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The clown cannot hack if you disable his vendor.
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I was having fun learning how to set up an sme and bullying manny.
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>>140804491
>That wizard
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Lamia as a playable race when?
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>round ends
>tell borg law 2 erp with me
>blown up instantly
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>>140804582
Never, EVER
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>>140804503
>the one round clown didn't get all access
>no hop
>no power
>no medbay

good job
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>>140804724
Good thing he became radical larry
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>>140802198
Reel human beans soldier on, yo
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>>140804724
You act like it's not easy to hack a door without gloves.
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>tfw want to do do more useful jobs on the station
>Don't want to waste time and fuck up
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Hi guys

http://ss13.moe/uploads/topkek.ogg
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>>140805391
Who's the qt in the clip?
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>>140805528
It's Tyrone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs
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>>140805391
>female
Absolutely disgusting
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>>140805528
It's just Gontran attentionwhoring some more.
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which engine is the best to set up for someone who hasn't played engineering for a long time?
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What's the point of trying to learn engines that aren't the singularity?
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>>140806609
singularity is pretty easy i guess
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>>140806609
AME.
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>>140806659
the sme is better and wont eat the entire station
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>>140806659
Those rare moments you get to it 3 minutes before the shuttle is called
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>>140806659
Denies an easy way to end the round to any prospective traitors
Autism
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>>140806659
Having multiple engines running at once is the only way you can get enough juice into a railgun to turn it into a god-killer.
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>>140806691
>Captain's who call the shuttle when it's loose
We can always build.
Always.
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>>140806747
>railgun
Explain
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>>140806786
ok
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>>140806807
I mean we can't, but it'd be nice if someone tried.
Wall off the bits of the station exposed to space, put catwalks, hand out free suits, watch as lights flicker on and off and the chairs rotate endlessly from bridge, the works.
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>>140806794
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Makeshift_weapons

A whole slew of new makeshift weapons got coded a couple months ago. The new ones are just below the IED on the wiki page.

With railguns, you can wrench capacitors onto wire knots and then smack them to charge them up with the power in the grid, then load the capacitor into the railgun and it'll shoot a metal rod that does damage based on the power in the grid.

Anything under a megawatt is worse than throwing the gun. At 25MW, each shot does 30 damage. At 200MW, each shot does 60 damage, as much as a shotgun slug. At 500MW, a single shot will instacrit someone and it can penetrate walls. At 1GW, each shot does 200 damage, the rod gibs any mob it passes through, and it can penetrate something like 20 layers of wall. A railgun with a gigawatt in it can kill the AI, inside its core, when fired from Engineering.
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Is it metagaming to know that "gin'yu cap'an" is the word for the mindswap spell, and to know that the wizard has just mindswapped if he says it?
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>>140807096
But how can you get that kind of power? Level 4 singularity with supercooled plasma only gets around 5 million watts.

Am I supposed to build 200 singularities?
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>>140807269
On /vg/ people are fine with you knowing what all antag types are. If you shout malf after seeing a darkblue apc people will not say antthijg bad about you. Other servers have slightly different rules on this.
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>>140807380
An entry-level SME can net you tens of millions of watts.
With a good SME and a good TEG running in tandem, you could probably reach at least 500MW.

I've seen a MoMMI reach 1GW off of JUST the TEG, but I don't know what kind of black magic autism it had to do to accomplish that.
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>>140807380
SME can do upwards of 500MW, you just need to git gud.
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>>140807394
SJ is a cute. CUTE!
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>>140807394
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>>140807727
FAKED
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>>140807727
S L U T
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>>140807727
THIS PICTURE IS SHOPPED
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>>140807727
>Sj took Kammer and made her unpure

No longer interested.
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>>140807740
>>140807845

It was compiled together, but everything said here was said by Kammer themselves.
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>>140807587
>TEG

Let me cast some necromancy to make it work
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>>140807972
L I E
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>>140807881
doesn't look like kammerjunk's writing to me senpai
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>>140808371
That's how much he's corrupted her. She's nice and to the point with everyone else.

But with SJ she becomes a slut
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>>140808580
fuck off kammer is with inti
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>>140808580
Yeah, she's mine.
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>>140808661
>>140808781
Kammerjunk is with SJ
I'm with SJ
We're all with SJ
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>>140790485
FUCK

always wondered why I had a hard time throwing those fucks
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Intigracy is love, Intigracy is life.
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>>140810525
Can confirm.
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>>140810525
Can confirm.
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Has anyone tried out buckshot yet?
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I gotta tell you lads I'm slightly upset about not surpassing assgey in waifu wrangling but looking back I've made a lot of amateur mistakes.
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>>140811351
Please do not associate SJ with you, shiggy.

He is nothing like you.
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>>140811540
Yeah, he's a better person.
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>>140811540
I disagree.
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>>140811567
>>140811540

Sj is just as much of a cunt as shiggy if not worse. If you think he's even halfway close to being a normal, decent human being he's just manipulating you.
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>>140811680
Well, I'm bouncing on his cock at the same time I'm calling him a better person, so call me biased.
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>>140811738
t. kammerjunk
save some for the rest of us
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Who is the best engineer?
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>>140811738
Kammer?
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>>140811847
Y-Yes?
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>>140811868
I was just wondering if it was you who posted that.
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>>140811847
Don't let SJ fool you, his only love is Solarious
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>>140811926
It was.
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>>140811868
Oh come on, at least don't stutter if you're going to be me.
That's too far.
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>>140812390
Did I insult you, darling?
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>realize the other cyborg is rogue
>flash and drag it to an airlock
>pause for a moment to apologize to it
>this is just enough time for it to recover, flash me and kill me instead
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>>140812535
Just a smidgen.
I mean, the thread must be allowed to shitpost, but stuttering over text is a poor practice
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>>140811840
Liltiptop (Nick Weller), Hyun Ae, SYD, Blip, Zachary Hensha soon

Nick's a true engineer, Hyun's hyperatmostism, SYD's a R-UST specialist, Blip is a good all-rounder MoMMI who is shit at R-UST, Zach is an up and comer

Probe whenever he plays is da best tho
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>>140812730
>zachary hensha soon
lol
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>>140812692
I-is it?
Baystation would vehemently disagree with you.
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>>140812730
>Zachary Hensha

Man I don't belong to be there, dayton is way better than I could ever be
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>>140812837
>Baystation would
I'm not sure that's in disagreement with what I said
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>haha time to set up the singulo
>get hit by the radiation from the PA
>get fucked so hard die right before setting up the smes
>at this rate station will lose power and singularity will be loose
>pray to the gods to give me a chance to save the station
>the absolute madmen spawn an OP medibot next to me who revives me and heals me to green
>set up the smes, head to medbay to get my lungs healed up
>SUDDEN RUSH OF AIR TRIPS YOU OVER
>can't get up
>borg places me on a wheelchair, i literally can't move any of my limbs
>shortly after go blind
>and then deaf
>and then fall asleep
>all this while still at green health probably due to medibot fuckery
>a rogue borg drags me to plasma filled genetics lab and fires it up while smacking me with his baton
>still at green health no matter fucking what
>some shaftminer in science finds me
>tries to patch me up to no avail, nothing fucking works, im heavily bleeding AND STILL AT GREEN FUCKING HEALTH
>the poor guy gives up and puts me in a cage
>i'm a living potato by now
>he gets into his ripley and fucks off
>can't even suicide beacuse it says im restrained
>even though im blind and asleep i still can see EVERYTHING around me
>give up and just ghost
that poor engiborg and shaftminer who tried to save me ;_;7
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>>140812926
Stuttering is the most valued character trait one can have on bay. This is fact.
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>>140811951
R-really?

t. solarious
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>>140812730
>Nick
T. Liltiptop
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>That feeling when I, the legendary Sarcalogo, have recorded SS13 rounds, some of which are good, some of which are bad, but cannot justify keeping them.

What should be done with those rounds?
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>>140813251
Upload them to Youtube.
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>>140813251
Take whatever device they're stored on and throw em in a lake.
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>>140813298
>>140813397
Such diversity in answers. What on earth should be done???

I don't want to be that guy on youtube with 4 hour longs videos with 33 views.
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>>140813538
Do nothing.
The only winning move is not to play.
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>>140813538
Aren't rounds on hippie over in like an hour, just talk over them explaining your thought processes and how to do stuff and people will watch
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>>140813251
>cannot justify keeping them
You've already answerd it yourself

Just delete them if you can't handle being that guy with 4 hour videos and no views on their video accounts
No one's going to come out and offer to store videos of rounds with no erp in them on their own computers for you.
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>>140813538
>I don't want to be that guy on youtube with 4 hour longs videos with 33 views.
Why not?
You could even make a throwaway account and post them on there, doesn't even have to be your main Youtube account.
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>tfw can't choose whether to bounce of inti's dick or sj's dick
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>>140814057
>not both at once
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>>140814057
Intigracy is old, he's probably like in his late 20's. He's been around a long time. He also used to play as a girl and do weird ERP shit. Pretty nasty. SJW Benster is an ugly pancake face. The correct choice is to kill yourself for being a faggot.

>>140813758
Eh. I guess I could do one round.
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>>140814265
I wouldn't call SJ ugly, but he's incredibly average.
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>>140814265
>SJW Benster is an ugly pancake face
He looks alright now
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>>140814265
Inti is also a futa fag.
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>>140814331
t. sj
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>>140814057
>>140814178
>getting double teamed by inti and sj
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im quitting ss13

ask me anything
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>>140814854
will you ERP with me
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>>140814854
See you in a month.
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>>140814403
Posting a picture of an anime girl does not make you an anime girl. I can only imagine how fat and disgusting you are, posting things like this.

>>140814854
Where do I get a cute girlfriend?
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>>140814902
thats what they said for nexis
;-;
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>>140814928
Right here.
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>>140814886
No, never erp'd and never will.

>>140814902
You'll probably see me in 3 months.
>implying anybody would notice I'm gone anyway

>>140814928
>Where do I get a cute girlfriend?
Add morena on steam I guess.
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>>140814984
I'm banned from playing here.
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How do you nerds even use hotkeys when you have to have your damn fingers on the arrow keys at all times?
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>>140815043
Ok, I'll add you right now
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>>140815043
>morena
>cute
lmao
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>>140815043
I don't want that drug addicted whore who has been passed around like some fucking meme player to be my girlfriend.
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>>140815091
I'm not Morena though

>>140815108
>Any female
>Cute
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>>140794842
I have never played on Bay so I don't know what Bay features need porting
Make a feature request saying WHAT THE FEATURE IS AND WHAT IT DOES for the uninformed
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>>140815043
I don't want randoms adding me, please don't.
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>>140815169
Will you fuck me?
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>>140794978
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>>140815159
Good point

>>140815258
Maybe, you qt grill???

>>140815245
I added you and you removed me for no raisen :/
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>>140815537
Yes, but can I be the small spoon?
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>>140815537
You probably didn't talk to me.
>>140815159
Okay.
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>>140813538
but why not?
Just use throway account or just upload via mediafire and put link here
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>>140815626
yes.

steam?
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>>140815786
id/utilitas
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>>140814265
Who gives a shit what people diddle their willy to if they don't do it in the serb (e.g. not diethyl)
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>>140799589
Never.

Because they're buggy useless shitpiles.
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>>140816010
>diethyl will never diddle your face with his big dragon cock while both Inti and SJ fill up your pussy at once
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>>140813251
are you still playing here?
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Anybody want to add me on steam to join my Yahir/Nevill meta-grudging group?
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>>140815071
hotkey mode WASD
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>>140816179
No, the rounds would be Hippie rounds.
>>140816010
It's disgusting. People blatantly flaunting their homosexuality are terrible. Don't encourage it. Insult them, drive them out. Tell them how terrible they are.
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>>140816267
Do you fight the Yahir/Nevill circlejerk with circlejerking of your own?
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>>140816323
Yes
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>>140816317
The person in question has never blatantly flaunted shit, not in the serb, not in the general, not in the forums.
So what's the problem?
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>>140816410
Do you ERP regularly?
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>>140816440
No.
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>tfw you will never feel intrigracy's slightly below average sized penis slowly enter you
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>>140816512
Awww...
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>>140816716
SJ you shouldn't be shitposting in the thread, you've already got me added for god's sake.
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>>140816839
I'm not SJ.
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>>140816964
I am SJ

Ask me anything
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>>140817050
what should I get for breakfast?
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>>140817050
How big are you?
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>>140817050
hows it feel to live every day knowing you killed an entire x-com squad?
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>>140816431
I do not understand how that is relevant. Am I advocating banning them or punishing them? No, I am advocating insulting them. I am not asking you to extend this treatment to other areas.
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>>140817095
Wheetabix if your country doesn't have them google them + like banana slices on top

>>140817136
In height?
6'2

>>140817146
good
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>>140817180
>I am not asking you to extend this treatment to other areas.
That's exactly what you are doing by telling us to drive them out. You are literally contradicting yourself in the same line.
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>>140817195
There is no fucking way SJ_Benster is 6'2. I've seen his fucking pictures. You are full of shit.
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>>140817195
How many ml at at a time?
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