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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
first for anime and dont give that no name retard any more attention
Second for I'm the most popular and you all suck
I GOT A TRIPCODE SO NO ONE CAN IMPERSONATE ME NOW
i do it for anime & butts
Stop
>pyro main says tf2 isnt fun if you're a functioning adult
holy sdhit
What a terrible OP.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
this giggles dude is a fuckin retard lmao
let's get shit poppin in here come on someone post a pub server let's play together ja
i used to have this as my spray
>>140767174
that's illegal dude
>>140766867
good morning qtpttboy
Post Engineers
why are there so many dumb anime posters in /tf2g/
>>140767410
Because 4chan is filled with degenerate NEETs
tf2g ain't no exception. Good thing there are some people in 4chan, like BasedViva, that turned out normal
>>140767410
welcome to /vg/
>>140767518
>Not using the Big Country
Are you ill?
>>140766414
what anime is this from
>>140767987
K-ON!
>>140767621
i wanted to get the 3 cosmetics + i am a fan of the stock engineer hat.
my other mugi loadouts use gentleman's businesspants bouffant
>>140767987
yuru yuri
it has me and my tf2g pals in it
>>140768037
oh that's pretty cute
>>140768031
The big country has an option to wear the helmet
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
>>140768157
yeah but then i'd only have 2 other cosmetics to choose from. and i want to wear all 3, the flair, the coat, and the boots.
your tf2 pals are just circlejerking to make the empty feeling go away
oh
we suck
>>140767410
tf2g belongs to anime
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>140769796
How can Normal quality items be Strange?
sigafoo is a cool guy but he needs to get that mole removed
1-3 tf2
4-6 osu
7-9 melee
0 clean up my life
>>140768037
hey wait a minute i'm watching this right now and how come no one has blue or purple hair
>>140769958
It was a bug at the start of tough break or one of the CSGO patches, normal quality items could be unboxed in the strange quality.
>>140769958
:^)Gun Mettle update had a bug where unboxed and rewarded strange stock items would be of normal quality. This affected unboxed stranges, and australiums too and was patched out very quickly after
do not post these
>>140770071
i lied
im sorry
>>140770090
>>140770147
Hot damn
>>140770215
When do I get to post this, then?
>>140770220
why
>>140769796
thats cool but
>flamethrower
post these
>>140770215
Fuck you
should i post mine
>>140770594
i want you
post your ultra low quality screenshots
>>140770809
why
im boring
>>140770857
human can i add you on steam
>>140771050
i don't know but i do
>>140771180
but i like boring people
daily
so can hackers still use lmaobox premium?
>>140772073
we just have to wait for the next big hack
>>140772073
no but lmaobox isn't the only hack
valve also wasn't the one to crack the code, it was given by the person who made lmaobox
which means that valve don't actually know how to stop cheaters
>>140772261
kys
>>140772304
>lmaobox premium was programmed explicitly so it wouldn't get detected
>lmao valve are retarded amiright
>>140772314
texture hacks are a thing you know
>>140772370
everyone already knows that dotsy is actually the biggest sperg on tf2g
>>140772435
valve isn't retarded but they didn't actually do shit
>>140772376
/mlp/
>>140772376
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Medic_jeers05.wav?t=20100625234232
Guys:
The RED briefcase is filled with nothing butplans on how to steal the BLU briefcase
The BLU briefcase is filled with nothing butplans on how to steal the RED briefcase
>>140772565
I think his sperging sorta makes him cute.Not in a gay way.
>>140772304
>it was given by the person who made lmaobox
That's where you're wrong, friendo. The person who gave Valve the code has no affiliation with lmaobox. So anyone can buy a "premium" hack, debunk it and tell Valve to start a VAC wave. It's that fucking easy. I'd even do it myself but I have better things to spend money on.
>>140772881
No you fucking dumbass, the intel has launch codes for nuclear missiles. There's tons of other things in there too but it's not JUST filled with battle plans.
>>140772881
It's the finished blueprints for connagher's everlasting life machine
>>140773138
i believe lmaobox's creator's computer was compromised and whoever it was released the source code and gave it to valve
>>140773138
if anyone can buy lmaobox, break into the code and give it to valve, why didn't valve do it themselves and ban everyone who used it?
your argument is flawed either way
its either valve is too lazy to crack the code or the code was given by someone who has access to the source code (the owner)
>>140773525
There's alwaysoverwatchor TFC.
You can also be a healer in mmos but I don't know of any good ones rn.
>>140773713
TFC medic is just a scout with poison
Engineer would be a total bro to hang out with and just kick back in a homemade chair, watch the football game, drink a couple cold ones and talk about building shit
i do not post this here
>>140774729
Why did the rancho reloaxo create this shitty BROGINNER xdd LAZYGINEER meme
its fucking autism man
>>140773576
it probably has protection measures against that
i noticed it sent your machine identifier to lmaobox and re-downloaded the cheat "payload" each time you injected it into the game
its possible that the code is uniquely scrambled for the specific machine so that if someone sent it to valve they could only detect his specific version of it
t. former lmaobox user
>>140775034
you're the autistic party in this case
Dotsy being autistic in chat again can one of you guys wrangle him in
FlatHUD is best HUD.
>>140775272
That's not TF2 hud+
>>140775034
He's always been depicted as the chillest of the mercenaries.
>>140775170
reported to eric
>>140775437
according to your evidence the sniper should have the rancho relaxo as well
>>140775653
i LOVE sakura!
>>140775756
>Being dead's the longest vacation I've ever had.
I'm down. Poor thing deserves a rest every now and then.
>>140775756
the sniper doesn't even have time to take a proper piss break
i opposite of hate my tf2gfu
>>140773138
That's not even correct, the guy who created it got his computer compromised.
>>140767375
i've been playing this game since 2012 why am i so poor
>>140775179
Nah Rancho Relaxo sums up the flaws with engie play style. You build an aimbot that can get one of the highest DPSs in the game, deploy it somewhere else, and then you can do literally nothing and top the scoreboard. And then Valve gives you a shotgun and a pistol on top of that to go fuck things up.
The worst part is that the Uber vs Sentry dynamic is so integral to the game that you can't just pop that shit out without making Red almost impossible to win on.
t. a shitter
*rancho relaxoes*
-w-
>>140777496
*pretends to be friendly, jumps on your head, then kills you and keeps shooting your corpse while spamming positive voice commands*
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_33.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Scout_cartgoingbackdefense03.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_34.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/70/Scout_butt_stuff_01.mp3
>>140778101
*dominates you in a match decided by skill alone*
>>140779619
*says i was friendly in chat so everyone thinks youre a dick*
*hates you*
*owns u*
>>140779730
*Joins ur team*
*calls votekick*
>>140774747
>Empire strikes back
Return of the Jedi is the better movie. Empire is only good because Jedi provides the emotional payoff.
i dont feel good
>>140779974
*doesn't pass cause he was friendly*
*votekick by random pubby on u*
*rapid fire f1's*
>>140780238
*gets my highlander team to join server and kick u after domin8ing u hardd xddd*
>>140780534
*lol b&s u*
>>140780534
saying I want gay furry cock up my bum is NOT tf2 even if you say it in chat in tf2
>>140780013
i like rotj more in the beginning but,
ewoks are annoying
luke/vader interaction is kinda cringy at times
jabba's palace gets boring
so i stick with tesb as my most liked movie because it has a pretty consistent, cool atmosphere
>>140780746
>Not the clone wars
I feel bad for you son
>>140780824
I haven't actually watched it, but thanks for reminding me Anon
>>140780746
>luke/vader interaction is kinda cringy at times
that I'm gonna have to disagree on
Also, ewoks are terrifying motherfuckers
they eat people
eat THIS
Post your ms. pauling loadouts
>>140780029
have a sad cum baby
NOTM is DG's best work
i am not a baby
you are my baby
:s
i played tf2 today
i can't hold you but i can make you feel like you are being held just by writing this
which tf2gs got vacd
>>140783242
aida
feathers
dotsy
flip
https://www.tf2stadium.com/lobby/4046
Does anyone here have a spare matchmaking pass?
I can trade you some metal or play some matches with you or erp or something in return.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/twiceler
>>140785156
>private profile
>pokemon avatar
:/
>>140785156
>Private profile
That's a no-go, brother.
>>140785156
ask the cIRClejerk
Night night, kids
post a funny screenshot
i like this one
>>140786906
come back 2 irc
>>140786969
why
im boring
>>140787032
please
>>140786827
(:
u.u
"~"
post the tiny body pyro with the big head
i want to see it too
i don't have that pyro photo
post a server ill join it and give you a mm pass
my favorite class is sniper because he's cheap as fuck
the same demoknight kept charging at me while i played sniper on 2fort's corridors
it was fun
actually come to 146.66.153.74:27063 and ask for a pass
I haven't played TF2 in maybe two years, what did I miss?
>>140788453
fix that circle
>>140789064
funfact the circle is dead center, the sniper rifle's (and amby's) crosshair points slight high and to the right, notice how its lines are above the scopes actual center
Hello everyone im new tothis game
I was wondering if there were particular servers where people meet up to help each other complete achievements? If so itd be great if you could direct me to one of them
Thank you!
>>140790380
I've been away for a while, how often is this posted?
>>140790559
Im really new, my bad if i don't know how things usually go around here
*holds up spork*
*bends your spork*
wtf
im the one
>cancer got vac banned
holy lel
yakui
>>140791307
link
Ah, tomorrow this game will be completely deprecated.
It's been fun :)
this
best grade for a turbine torcher go
why do so many scouts in comp 6s attack the demo first when he is being healed by a medic
>>140794478
because killing fragger classes is bigger than killing healer classes
>>140794478
demo does the damage
if you get an early demo pick youve likely won the mid
>>140794478
higher burst, pipes always have optimal range damage, lower health than soldier
on snakewater soldiers jump medic and scout flank demo every other round mid
on top of that, picking demo on their last makes winning the round much easier due to the lack of consequence-free denial on point
dotsy isn't cute
i disagree
eat my ass
>Jail servers
>Literally giving autismo any sort of power at all.
It's neat to spectate on these servers, and the keks are to be had, but holy shit. Is it impossible not to cringe at times.
Could someone please explain why people hate capping on this map? I often ask why capping is bad, but they answer by calling me a faggot in their 12 year old voice. So I cap anyway.
>>140796024
Retards are conditioned to hate capping since it used to force a map change. There was nothing you could do to stop it if the server wasn't 24/7.
Now, you can vote to extend the map so there's no issue with capping.
>>140796024
STAR_ popularized the idea that hightower is basically herp derp tdm with market gardening soldiers flying everywhere.
>>140794624
>>140794679
>>140795340
Great answers, thanks
soldier takes no skill
>hurr durr shoot ground so hard
>le c-tap much skill speedjumping and sh*t xD
hella fr*gging epic
>>140796619
True, it's easy to do well as a soldier, but since the class also has a high skill ceiling it's an appealing class to play a lot. Personally I feel like I'm just gimping myself whenever I don't play soldier,.
>>140796619
skilled people can outplay unskilled people with all classes, it doesn't matter what their decision to play in a particular game is
pyro is a gay gimmick class though
>>140796619
>he never played against prem scouts as soldier
LeMAO dude
>>140798212
so are you actually gay with ginger ?
>>140798456
>not fragging for Jesus
>>140798361
Are you actually straight with your sister?
>>140798620
Gotta practice your sentry aim bruh
What is the best solly primary?
>>140798868
Direct Hit. It actually takes skill
>>140798868
Stock. Direct Hit has more potential for pickoffs but losing the splash means a lot.
>>140798994
Why not the Beggars, then? If you don't shoot long range, seems the best for splash damage.
>>140799047
Because beggars is a crutch weapon for tiny babies.
>>140799047
Never NEVER trade accuracy for damage in a fps
>>140799047
Because you have to pre-load it, and you lose the accuracy of stock. Situationally it's better for tight corridors and stuff, but stock is always useful, thus the best primary.
>>140767375
what's the name of this HUD?
>>140770215
>do not post these
>filename is 'post these'
c o n f l i c t
>>140799112
So I should always use Direct Hit then?
>>140799123
Preloading 1 rocket seems to take the same amount of time as the time between shooting 1 stock rocket.
>>140799287
Ïf you only pre-load one rocket you might as well use stock because you're just getting a rocket with shit accuracy and worse splash.
>>140799278
only trannies and whos post these
mfw beggars
Black Box is scummiest primary
Reminder that people only play soldier because they're too shit to land pipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CILifoZF8tY
ayy
>>140800136
thanks reddit
>>140799902
On some level maybe, direct pipes certainly is more fun than shooting at feet. But Soldiers have more mobility(a lot more with gunboats on), mobility is always fun. Sticky jumping is cool but in my opinion rocket jumping is better because you can do it instantly.
>>140799902
reminder that people only play demo because spamming stickies makes you feel like you're good at a video game
>>140800681
>>140799902
reminder that they are both shit
stay safe /tf2g/
>>140801672
You can't tell me what to do.
reminder that demo is the hardest class to be effective as
if the scout from team fortress two sucked himself would he feel like him sucking a dick or getting his dick sucked
>>140803971
reminder that all you have to do to be effective as demo is hold down mouse 2 and click stickies near people
>>140804174
both, silly
*furiously masturbates*
god muselk is hot
Muselk has Leonardo DiCaprio's eyes
beggars isFUN!
am iFUN
beggars make me really uncomfortable and i always want to be rude to them but never do it and i just say i dont have money on me
>>140804887
Leonardo DiCaprio is gay
>>140805409
Be rude to me
:n)
>>140805542
what, you're into that? fucking disgusting
is your life is so sad that you have to pretend that you enjoy people making fun of you? jesus, people like you make me sick
i main mcree
thats literally like saying i main heavy
>>140805816
I just wanted the attention..More please
>went out last night (not a common thing)
>get back real drunk at like 3.30am
>decide to fire up tf2, hop in a valve server
>it's literally this thread - the server
i've never seen anything like it. it was the epicenter of autism. i counted 6 smug anime girls taunting after every kill, each with binds and special snowflake names
i've been playing tf2 for almost a decade and that's the worst i've ever seen. good god, don't wake the autists of the night. i thought it was a bit of fun, i didn't know that some people LIVED it
>>140806307
I play TF2 at 3 AM all the time, and the worst I get is the servers full of Russians and BRs. I've never encountered a pure autism server like that.
>>140805984
u sux
sorry i dont feel like writing a lot right now, i tried a bit but it sounded weird and i didnt like it
>mfw some people here think theyre better than autists when literally everyone here is an autist
>>140806450
yeah i'm EU so i never see it, people barely even talk 90% of the time
it was really weird. they were all pro pyros, snipers and gunslinger engis, but played no other classes at all. i'm not sure if i accidentally joined some weird private server in my drunken state
post old men
>>140806513
Ok, thanks though
>>140806581
i forgot my face
im not gonna post it now this joke is ruined
my epic
https://youtu.be/zwLilU4dvFo?t=4m45s ?????????
>>140806601
so are you actually into it?
ive always thought it was weird but its still fun as hell to do it
i only do it once in a while and its the only form of rp i do
maybe i should try out some other stuff
/blog
>>140806594
>>140806591
That's how it is on American servers too, or at least here on the east coast anyway. I'll get that rare game where someone is actually using his mic to make callouts, though.
>>140806863
>Implying TF2 has a future
>>140806939
did you not hear? competitive mvm IS the future
>>140806973
He said competitive AND mann vs. machine. Learn to hear, retard.
I was playing tf2 on two cities mann up mode while I was wasted and the engineer put a teleporter by the banana peel and I fell for it every time and slipped into the gears
>>140807030
oh
sorry
>>140806939
>callouts on pubs
im sure you werent saying that as good thing, right?
arrow 2 the kneee xD
Why does the Autpost still not support searching for Tough Break skins?
and killstreaks
:o)
:3c
:x
:^)c
post shitty pub scoreboards to give direction to these lost shitposters
owo
tripfags should die
i love having charts filtered so much
its making my tf2g experience MUCH more enjoyable
/profiles/76561198101220255/
can anyone gift me beta pass pls (u_u)
pubs are annoyinf
>>140808219
>Implying matchmaking is any better
if pubs are annoyinf for you then youre gonna get fucked in anything that isnt pubs
>>140808219
>literally who with less 400
nope
イカ病棟の夫 isnt a who
https://youtu.be/QDCPKBF7a1Q
>>140808272
i just want to play with people that know the basics of this game
>>140808386
im ok with being fucked
>>140808554
Spy's snorts get me every time.
>>140808497
It's supposed to be an anonymous image board, we should all be whos
>>140808859
It doesn't work that way on /vg/ because of the more permanent nature of the threads.
>>140808752
>i just want to play with people that know the basics of this game
>has less than 400 hours
you probably wont know the basics of this game until youre at AT LEAST 700 hours buddy
stay in pubs, dont pretend youre any better than that
>>140808859
it works like that outside of generals, because it's fleeting discussion
generals form a community, especially multiplayer videogame related ones
even if it was forced anonymous and nobody wanted to try to identify themselves there'd still be people calling each other out based on things they say or typing style/patterns
i just checked out the undertale general and its way worse than this shit
>Gooooodddddd (it is in fact night and I'm really sleepy but I'm gonna stay up a bit) night, /utg/!
>I hope you all had an absolutely amazing day today and that you all did your best to end your week on a high note that will start the oncoming one even better.
>I love you all and I hope you have a nice night and sleep well when you do
please never change tf2g
please
shut the fuck
>>140809052
>basically everyone is viva
god damn it just imagining it is making me depressed
*changes*
>>140808925
is this bait
>>140809162
Well, you replied
>>140809137
no, utg is worse
viva is not entirely sincere where as utg is the left over pondscum of homestuck general, tumblr, steven universe general, etc
>>140809052
>utg has less gay posting unrelated to games than tf2g
>>140809162
no
anyone with less than 1k hours is a complete shitter
and even after that youre still kind of a shitter
you have a long way to go
>>140809162
I can't even fathom how it's possible to have less than 500 hours in game
>>140809201
HSG and SUG both had way less shitposting overall, but the shitposters were dedicated
SUG right now is just a bunch of people stuck in groundhog day in /trash/ and I don't even want to know what happened to HSG
/utg/ was nice at first but now the only people left are faggots who can't get over it
the games a year old now let it die
How the actual fuck is /utg/ still alive? How the actual fuck is /ksg/ still alive, for that matter?
>>140809247
Am I a shitter, Anonymous?
>>140809328
there's still a katawa shoujo general
i want to die too
>>140809328
yes
>>140809309
>/hsg/ had less shitposting
What thread were you in? I remember when the entire thread was just comparing dick sizes or bitching about menstrual cramps.
>>140809312
>the games a year old now let it die
>posted in Team Fortress 2 General
>>140809407
there is a gigantic difference between a single player rpg that's at most like 10 hours long vs an online multiplayer shooter with a competitive scene and updates
>>140809407
an rpg isnt the same as a multiplayer fps with constant updatesexcept we're barely getting any updates these days
>>140809406
I don't know what happened to them after it was banned from /co/ desu, It did devolve into that kind of bullshit a month or two before getting the boot, but that was a HUGE spike in shitposting
tfw too many other games leaving me no time for tf2
is there ANY reason to use your tripcode on every single post you make
tfw real life leaves me no time for tf2
>>140809563
did you get a job yet
>>140809510
I was in the thread long before Hussie went on his first hiatus. It used to be pretty chill, but it got pretty bad when the fanbase exploded, and then Hussie made it even worse with his shipping bullshit. Entire threads devoted to the pairing of fictional alien 12 year olds. I genuinely hated everything about Homestuck for a bit there.
>>140809610
when did you swap your trip for an anime picture, viva
>>140809604
So people can filter you if they can't stand you
I don't think it ever got to that point in any general i've been in, but BOY /jp/ and /toy/ used to be a fucking mess iirc
reminder that viva is the only decent tripfag
>>140809676
im just curious
>>140809761
your trip has an"xD" in it thats pretty cool
http://tf2r.com/k22gp0t.html
>>140809747
the thing is that barkley's posts aren't bad it just annoys me that he feels like he needs to sign posts that would not change in any way if they were anonymous
viva at least has a justification to use his trip all the time, and he is more... "filterable" because most of his posts are irrelevant to tf2 and are just a cry for replies
>>140810078
A lot of people don't like Barkley.
>>140809247
do they not have a ranking system to keep me with other shitters
i assumed this was a copy/paste of csgo's comp mode
i like barkley
>>140810147
i do
>>140809837
it was not intentional i just put in random characters
The fuck is this Bullshit
>>140810163
Nope. TF2's competitive is inherently bullshit because it's a class based game.
>>140810314
whats wrong
>>140810314
Fuck off spic
>>140810474
>this Bullshit
>>140810163
you can do whatever you want, but by playing mm with such little experience your games are gonna be shit because most of the time everyone in the team needs to be at least a little decent
you will probably get matched against way higher ranked stacks and get rolled because the system is in beta and works like shit
>>140810314
hey bro u need it
>>140810274
yeah i assumed. you should keep it it's funny
>>140767375I'll post my engi tomorrow/wednesday after I finish my Strang Collector's Prof killstreak Pomson. Fucking trade lockout and shit.
Why does viva randomly capitalize words?
so now that this game is so dead what you guises gonna do?
>>140810660
why Not
http://tf2r.com/kyoh0u7.html
Ya fucking goofs
>>140810660
Mobile did that for me. I didn't bother to backspace and fix it
>>140810737
Since 80% of hackers are gone, the Homies and I get to enjoy TF2 more. Except when we run into kids again
Is this what we're doing now?
>>140810541
oh alright
back to pubstomping then
i wish you didn't have to individually confirm market listings with the app
i'd love to sell these worthless cards and cheap ass crates/skins
>>140810914
oh its you again
i like you you should use your trip more
>>140810949
i have no reason to use a trip, so i keep it on reserve for special shitposting occasions.
>>140810935
I just unload that shit to Geel, it's easier when you're doing it in bulk.
>>140811002
oh ok
can i know who you are
i'm glad this general is dead
am i viva
>>140811124
I'm anonymous!
>>140811150
/vg/ was a mistake.
And I'm glad I'm a normie
Step it up, degenerates and NEETs
look at all those tripfags I've just filtered lamo
>>140811002
>>140810949
>>140810935
>>140810869
>>140811002
yeah but gell gives me worthless metal
i want market money
i want to randomly get a good looking tripcode
somebody want to join?EU
>>140811240
that is why we wear them, yes
>>140811240
>He didn't already have Viva filtered
>>140811293
No, you are some whiny GoV shitter and should kys.
anyone here eat ass?
italians are cute
Like groceriesNo
>>140811387
Why you have problem with GoV?
That's gross.
>>140811407
red pill me on the "ass eating" meme
i see lots of my psuedo-normie online friends talk about it
>>140811427
italy is a nice country, from what ive seen of it
nice and i guess kind of rustic looking
and italian people are very nice, usually
i gotta learn italian
what is this GoV thing
>>140811485
Italy is a shithole. The scenic and ideal looking Italy you know is just the tourist parts. I guess this applies to every country, though.
>>140811539
Some sort of steam group/clan tag.
http://tf2r.com/kid7nct.html
lets all use trips
screw anonymity
>>140811569
i mean
i was in a car through part of it
down from switzerland to milan airport
aside from some really shitty looking apartment buildings it seemed nice
>>140811485
It's when you tongue someone's anus during sex
i like this idea
>>140811539
Wanted GoV is a italian community but now the new people that got in are usually trader that dosen't speak italian at all
>>140811667
i know
but red pill me on the appeal
the draw of it
the why
>>140811623
I'm okay with this.
>>140811715
idk man why have any kind of sex
i like this idea
>>140811715
Girls love it
Guys say they do it so they can fuck easier
http://tf2r.com/kentz8b.html
>>140811715
it is beyond hetero understanding
whats with all the raffles though
9v9 MATCHMAKING WHEN
ask someone who sucks dick anything
>>140811996
Everyone else was doing it.
>>140812021
6v6 is already basically a pub, so I imagine 9v9 would be even more of the same.
>>140812073
how does it taste
>>140812073
is it hard
do you do it for money or why
>>140812101
huh
so are you sn
Is it worth gettingbitcoin?
>>140812202
i'm not sure what year are we in currently
>>140812120
taste depends on the receiver's diet and hygiene
>>140812124
hopefully the dick is hard
because it's fun and rewarding
>>140812202
Not really. Bitcoin is like an exercise in why having currency with no real fixed value was a bad idea.
>>140812234
You should listen to common filth so you can grasp the true realization of how depraved and disgusting you are
>>140812234
What's rewarding about getting a dude, or anyone, off? Sex as a whole is already a reward. What's rewarding about the middle and end?
>>140812234
yeah sucking dick seems like a cucks job
>about 10 people joining raffles
>hide it a little bit and 4 people join
for fucks sake
tf2r.com/kk9ldp7.html
>>140812331
sex would be very boring if no one cared about getting anyone else off
>>140812296
Nothing wrong with being gay, though
>>140812352
Terrible use of that word again. Wives and girlfriends do it, too, not just cuckolds
>>140812471
What did you expect? I once hid a raffle in the name field and only two people joined.
keys up to 20 ref
is it happening
>>140812475
Viva is a selfish asshole, so of course he doesn't understand a concept like that.
>>140812543
i thought people were good at leeching
i feel like many people just ctrl+f "tf2r"
its kinda sad
>>140812582
holy shit ngl I haven't traded since keys were 5 ref this is hilarious
>>140812497
You wouldn't be saying that if you listened to it
The dude has a way with words, i wouldnt be surprised if he was blessed by god himself
>>140812497
all women are cucks if you think hard enough about it
>>140812647
spoken like a true cuck
>>140812582
Nah, 18 Ref is a decent price
>>140812647
>>140812746
t. women
do cucks fuck other cucks or would that stop at least one of them from being cucks?
is dmitry a leech
literally who is viva
>>140812936
Nah. Just poor.
>>140812981
Someone who's so full of himself I'm surprised he doesn't explode.
>>140812981
The greatest poster in tf2g. He turned out normal, so he's just trying to spread his words of wisdom in the field, hoping the person reading his words find inspiration and better their lives from degeneracy and being NEETs. A real human being. A real hero
my items keep going up in price it's pretty cool
>>140812981
a regular poster on the team fortress two general
maybe he has something interesting to say i dont know if i should unfilter him
>>140813430
Nah. He never has anything good to say, just self aggrandizing bullshit that he spouts to hide what a broken and pitiful individual he is. As if we don't all see through what a transparent act he puts on.
>>140813430
hey unfilter me this instant
>>140812936
No I passed the hidden raffle test
>>140813430
dont
>>140813565
>>140813584
thanks for letting me know!
>>140813579
:o
>>140813565
Keep telling yourself that as much as you'd like, and I'll be here actually loving my life
>>140813565
wait do you not know who sops is
do you think he doesnt know viva
hearing extine's voice makes me feel nostalgic
>>140813638
Do some research before talking smack about BasedViva
im gonna keep on using different trips until i get one i like
i know theres sites where i can do this but this is more entertaining
>>140813813
i dont think theres any research to be done if you read at least one or two posts by him my friend
>>140814024
hi snams
>>140813917
dont use a trip at all
i'll have to filter you
you are a nice person and you don't deserve people being rude to you
>>140814187
no its me sops
http://tf2r.com/kfbyqjb.html
am i a nice person?
sit on my lap and i tell you *exactly* how nice you are
i don't like it when people i don't like like the same things i do like.
is tf2 popular in south korea
Im rolling for a new name for my epic shotgun
gonna ctrl+f the last three numbers of this post and pick the post it comes up with
I don't know what book I should read next.
read infinite jest
I said I was looking for a book to read, not be bored to death by.
>>140814545
do you like dicks
>>140814885
I don't get it what does that mean
i LOVE dicks
post gun(s)
>>140815150
kill you're are self
fuck my fucking ass
wow
i main the pyro in tf2 add me for rp
i also like dicks
do you like me
im tired of this ill just get a cool one with that program whenever i have time
why do noob spies spam a dead ringer then pretend like it's skill ?
how do you even spam desd ringer what the fuck
>>140815225
no u
dead gam
sol is streaming :o
i dont like sol desu
here's the stream
https://www.twitch tv/mrepic24
i cant watch it right now but i bet its a bad stream
i dont like sol
me neither
>>140817062
>mrepic24
are you for real?
how do i read tf2 comics
with your eyes
>4 Virginia servers up
>only 2 have over 6 players
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
come into the thread and people are being rude to me :(
i just wanted to play videogames!
>>140817062
>all these subhuman accents
lol
>>140818636
nobody's being rude retard
we're just saying we don't like you
>>140818852
thats ok
i dont know what i did to make you feel that way but opinions are opinions
the stream the dude linked isnt mine btw
>>140818636
stfu
>>140818913
you're just gonna take it? what a faggot
name suggestions pls
>>140819561
well what's he gonna say? "Well you should like me"? thats surely gonna change their opinions
>>140819753
>no australium grenade launcher to match the stickybomb launcher
lmao @ poor people
Brass Bombardier
>>140819753
mcportis
tayler swifts microphobe
>>140819898
i think the aussie grenade launcher is ugly
>>140819781
at least he could ask for a reason to the hate
you know what is a disgrace
no grenade launcher that matches the blasted bombardier
and also no battle scarred strange blasted bombardier in the market
do you need a beta pass
why the fuck do people like battle scarred
>>140820219
>i dont know what i did to make you feel that way but opinions are opinions
its fine if you dont like me
i dont care enough to figure out why
>banned for LMAOBOX
Thank God I'm paranoid and switched alt accounts every few months.
I lost absolutely nothing of value, other accounts are safe and I'm actually having fun at the reactions of other cheaters who lost everything.
I've already got my hat of choice. What's another cosmetic that I can add to my engineer to make people hate me on sight?
>>140820787
why do you want people to hate you
>>140820826
On the pubs I frequent, a lot of people hate gunslinger engies, so I need to be hated even among them so I can drink their tears.
>>140820947
just use whatever pink beard
>>140820787
I remember drawing this.
I'm glad someone liked it enough to save it.
>>140820529
Are your alts linked by the same phone number?
>>140821272
Surely the Spy has no moral objection to sapping the dispenser, since he was going to kill the engineer anyway, he's just shocked, right?
>>140821353
nope, my paranoia planned everything.
I even used two different steam on two HDD
>>140821493
freddy
what did i tell you about hacking
>>140821272
It's a nice drawing.
does any merc ever feel remorse
theyre killing tons of people 24/7
i just want to play sawmillllll
>>140821474
That was the idea.
>>140821597
Thanks friend, it was my favorite prompt.
>>140821648
Depends on if you think respawn is canon or not.
nevermind now that i think about it none of the mercs are smart or sane enough to care
s
u
i LOVE my tf2gfu
the
>>140822898
fuck off your boyfriend is a psychopath and pedophile tricked you into liking him and he will rape and murder you as soon as he can
Considering how much effort was put into reviving sniper in the comics I kinda doubt respawn is cannon
>>140821915
I've always imagined the true ending to this was the spy uncloaking from DR and killing the scout with an amby headshot.
>>140823115
Goddamn, pubs have really gotten to you haven't they?
>>140823076
comics arent canon
>>140823210
It's the twist that Valve would probably do if they did something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a398ROtnqM
>shuckle will never hold you in her frail malnourished arms
>>140823546
It's more of an "slightly related accident that kills the center of attention and drama in a comical way without showing the gruesome bits"
They do that a lot
>cpman and hipeus will never play you a stair way to heaven cover
Shuckle made me Skullgirls gifs once, and gifted me some trading cards too. Were practically dating.
Kiss me.
>>140823076
The comics are weird. Lot of inconsistencies between them so it's safe to assume they take place in different timelines.
The mercenaries have in-game voice lines that suggest Respawn being canon (I will NEVER stop killing you/See you in five minutes/How many times have you died?) but tf2 canon is all over the place.
I bother shuckle everyday and I don't really add to the friendship, I would stop talking but i'm incredibly lonely
>>140824495
The game is meant to serve as an in-universe documentary. One of the comic pages says that.
>>140823871
>without showing the gruesome bits
>>140824651
Found it. Probably just a joke, but still.
>>140823076
Maybe respawn is such an advanced technology they have to set it up preemptively, and it can only be effective in certain areas.
>>140824928
>Red team has heavy, sniper, scout, soldier, and a pyro
>blu team has demoman, medic, spy, and an engineer
Who would win?
i always thought that red and blu were clones of each other because after half the teams were wiped out by gray's robots, no one could remember what the original blu team looked like, so they just did color swaps. end headcanon.
>>140825324
The team with the demo/med combo.
>>140825456
please
sniper to take out the med
pyro and soldier to shut down the demo
scout to frag everyone else
heavy just gets backstabbed a lot
>>140825701
>Spy to backstab the sniper
>Engineer shuts down both scout and pyro
>Demo + Med combo to spam down everything else
>>140825815
pyro to prevent the spy from backstabbing the sniper
soldier fucks the engie up
and heavy, pyro and sniper can probably handle demo+med easily
red wins undoubtedly
i seriously want a bunch of high level players to do a match like that
it would be really interesting to seered would obviously win but still
>>140825324
>Red has pyro
I don't think pyro belongs anywhere in that pic, he seems detached from the rest.
So it's
>Heavy, sniper, scout, soldier
Against
>demoman, medic, spy, engineer
>>140826764
He has a brown suit, which is kinda associated with RED.
>>140826925
It looks more like a neutral black and he stands further away from the others imo
>>140826925
Its black geez do you not know honest abe
>>140827109
theres no such thingas a neutral black
they're all criminals
>>140827378
>abraham lincoln
>the inventor of rocket jumping, free-range blacks, and wrestling as we know it
>a criminal
>>140827535
>abraham lincoln
>a pyro
thats a phony
>>140827109
>>140827265
It's brown., stop being color blind.
>>140827535
i was making a joke about negroes
>>140827621
Yes but not the lighter brown associated with the reds in the picture, see: soldier
The brown in that picture is darker and serves as a neutral color
>>140796467
The map design is retarded though
![sample-2be1537fac71a25aad67fcdd17bb67a3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xsP2jxp.jpg "sample-2be1537fac71a25aad67fcdd17bb67a3[1]")
whats good my dudes
hi who are you
>>140828687
fuckcg off
i'm me, how are you
![c17e0a8769be1ba7c5228993b74abbfe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ShNZic6.png "c17e0a8769be1ba7c5228993b74abbfe[1]")
>>140828996
make me
what if moody kept yakuis cum in his mouth and let me make out with him so i could drink it too
nice to meet you me
im doing fine, thanks
i thought human was me though
am i me, too?
you're all of usplease wake up, we miss you
please do your best to improve the general and report shitposting
please do the best to improve the general and fucking kys, l m a o
>>140829194
smd loser
![sample-80a0f5cffc10d83a99907016abafa4a1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZCiEU3S.jpg "sample-80a0f5cffc10d83a99907016abafa4a1[1]")
>>140829203
dude gross, just no
but im already up
neo tf2g drama is boring
i want to go back
theres like only 3 interesting people that arent complete dickheads
dad left a message for you
go grab your nearest book and look for the page 35, thrid paragraph, read it out loud, he wants you to
i haven't visited my dad in a while
hey guys its me im back
how are you all doing
i hope i dont cause any drama
visit me
*makes dinner*
>>140830470
how would you cause drama
nobody knows who you are lmoa
*gets lost on my way there*
>>140830470
Who?
>>140830543
it is gel
can you not fufkcin read
>>140830543
im gel, from scrap dot tee eff!
who do you consider interesting and not a dickhead?
mr musolk i would like to have a word with you
yes sir what is it
>>140831396
not me
>>140831524
>dotsy
>interesting
>not a dickhead
mr musolk what do you think of me
human mode: activate!
wow
you look absolutely beautiful mister vivras
>>140831694
confirmed not even muselk likes dotsy
based tsipras
thanks
you dont look to bad yourself
wanna go back to my place and play tf2
>>140831524
>>140831694
>>140831396
come on guys youre beter than this
>>140832020
>beter
Xd learn to spell
i wish tf2g didn't suck
im suck
youre suck bro
>>140832724
succ
shut up you furry spic
make me nigg*er g-d
>he thinks he can talk
stfu
>>140833082
*talkd*
mge both of u at the same time i'll beat you using nothing but the atomizer pusi bois
why am i being impersonated
i will complain about this in my You Tubes channel
same
dont do it mr moosal the general would get even more cancerous
>overwatch early access comes up
>nobody gives a shit
>overwatch releases "meet the (character)"-wanabee videos
>suddenly everyone wants to play overwatch
kek
i will bring the little muskeys (those are my fans) here and we will discuss how epic i am
get ready for a new era of tf2g
i am super excited about this event
This is a huge disgrace,I have been a part of this general since 2007.All these new impersonators are a big problem,i have already told the admins of my steam group
Jesus christ wtf is this
It's spelled MUSELK ffs
and he obviously doesn't come to 4chan those are impersonators
stop being so dumb people lol
>>140833828
>>140833926
>>140834260
could you stop
this is pretty unfunny desu
>>140770215
ive got 3
>>140834339
i was gonna stop but now ill continue
kys
>>140834339
i have been made epic win tf2 videos for years now
only iknow what is funy and you cant police me
>>140834339
also, youre not a girl
i know this because IM MUSLOCK
Please stop it is not funny to impersonate me anymore.
b4nny is gay and i let him win in mge so i wouldnt humiliate him this is serious
i bag groceries for a living
>>140835256
that's b4nny's face when he sees me
>>140835430
Mge me again cuck
I want to shame you even more
>>140835563
who're u?
>>140835563
LMAO i dont need to prove anything, im ok with me and my fans knowing how fucking cool i am
also not a cuck buddy this is my gf i fuck her hard every night im the only man she needs ;);)))
>>140835563
vincent stop this slander we have a match
>>140835563
give me id and ill show u scrub
>>140835709
i dont care
>>140835925
stfu cuck
>>140835563
who are you and why use a secure tripcode
>>140836046
vincent stop this slander we have a match
>every fucking time I pause the game now it freezes for a full second to load those fucking Twitch streams I'm never looking at
>closing it doesn't do shit, it re-opens when you pause again
>takes up the entire fucking screen
How do I get rid of this fucking shit?
>>140836046
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
B4NNY CALLING ME A KEK
fucking priceless, go win a lan with a $10 prize pool while i make millions for each pub live commentary
>>140836206
it's only there on the main menu for me, not when i press esc ingame
http://oddshot.tv/shot/fl0m-2016050255729957
anything like this happen to tf2 streamers?
>>140836432
Well what fucking space magic did you use to get rid of it in-game? I can handle that shit if it was just the main menu.
>>140836557
i don't know
it could be something in tf2hudplus that hides it
i just close it on the main menu and never see it again
>b4nny
salty
pretentious
ugly as hell
>muskelksl
funny
entertaining
good looking
>3 days since the happening
>Still not banned
Why is VAC so shit?
>>140836712
>salty
ill give you this
>pretentious
hes real good at the game he can be
>ugly as hell
opinion
pyros did 9/11
>>140836793
What happened?
My friend got banned three days ago, was there some huge exploit?
i would honestly let grant cum inside of me he is cute
>>140836793
get this nonsense out of here
>>140836925
>opinion
>opinion
>opinion
>>140837120
i want vincent to have my babies
>>140837091
Lamobox got detected.
mirror mirror on the wall
whos the top fragger of them all
*presses tab*
>>140837120
>opinion
>opinion
>opinion
>>140836793
>bragging about cheating at a game as easy as tf2
>>140837403
ha, it was me
>>140837407
idk what youre talking about dude i look so hot on that pic
is dotsy really a boy
I want skial to die. I hate their afk system, I don't want to play with bots.
That and team-cream and their damn "seeder" accounts they use.
>>140837602
i forgot my trip FUCK
>>140837720
What happened to skial's class wars server? That used to be fun
>>140837928
I remember seeing one of those a month ago, filter by game name in the server browser and you might find it
Are there still competitive beta passes to go around?
Is competitive MM beta still running?
urtf2gfusucks
suck me :x
>>140838816
yes
yes
post your id
i suckmy tf2gfu
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28099943
Also selling WW EE Backwoods Boomstick.
>/trash/ arguing over furporn standards
i have to admit its interesting
>>140839310
what the hell is ee
>>140839887
Energy orb, you peasant.
>>140840337
that's EO
>>140840337
>energy erb
>>140840395
Oh shit, I'm retarded. Guess I fit in here.
what are your opinions on this hat right here
i have been given one but i still didn't sell it even though it would be profitable because i like it
>>140837340
Oh that's fucking great.
>>140840578
newfag's meme hat
threads like this make me wish you were all dead
>>140840969
Nobody lives forever.
i wish i was dead too
>>140841030
are we all gonna die like this
>>140840839
why is it a meme please explain
>>140841301
forced meme from some autist who collects them
>>140841301
everything is a meme in teams of the fortress 2
>>140841231
Yes. We all will some day. All that you work for, all that you earn, all the time you spend with people will be forgotten and withered. Everyone will become nothingness. Have fun while you're alive.
>>140841369
its not forced if he posts his loadout every once and a while when other people are posting theirs
>>140837720
>forcing me to stop taunting with Rancho and dance taunts
Fucker now how am I gonna bait spies to uncloak?
>>140841542
i can't have fun knowing that i will be worm food one day
how do i not die
>>140841676
you cant
why not suicide?
if youre gonna die anyways you might as well make the process faster
>>140821579
tfw my name is really Frederick
>>140841676
Create a statue of yourself, write an autobiography and keep the statue away from natural elements. Your memory will exist permanently but your existence will inevitably end. Accepting your death is part of life.
>>140841369
3 is hardly a collection
if anything youre the autist
>>140841891
but i want to play video games
i can't play video games when i'm dead
>>140842161
You won't have any desires when you dead, you will not have any sensation or feeling, your consciousness will no longer exist.
>>140766513
there's something not right with this picture. I find it really uncomfortable to look at and I want you all to know
I personally think that there's a lot of shit for me to try between right now and when I die and I want to figure out what those things are
>>140842302
yes but i am alive right now, not dead
i want to continue to be alive right now and continue playing video games
i wouldn't care about video games if i were dead, but that is not the case since i am alive
i wish there was a way to not lose consciousnesses upon death
come discuss about good furry porn
>>>/trash/2625784
>>140842705
Many people wish there was a way to exist after death. That's partially why religion is a thing. Believe what you want to though, everybody dies.
>>140842864
nothing feels real
how do i not be grumpy
it feels like everything sucks
Is Valve gonna release another comic issue or some big update to counter Overwatch? else y'all are getting cucked hardcore
>>140843435
>the cuck meme
>>>/v/
>>140840691
also a burning team captain owner got caught in the banwave then claimed it was his intention all along
hilarious times all around
When is the overwatch/tf2 crossover happening?
I want to play tf2 in overwatch and play overwatch in tf2
>>140767375
This loadout alone is like double or triple my backpack value.
>>140843057
Everything is real, except any form of existence after death. Accepting death will help you see things in life with more clarity.
>>140843401
i love u
>>140844037
Needs more
Like a Strange Collector's Pomson if a Kit ever popped up in the SCM again
>tfw you are no one tf2gfu
>>140844554
>tfw my tf2gfu is really popular already but i like them anyways
>>140844554
freddy go ask anyone on your friends list to shitpost with you in the thread no ones gonna say no
page 8
dead general desu
Post your favorite SFMs
>>140845958
but this is a sfw board :x
>>140845958
As I forget to post my own
https://youtu.be/L1dJvrqN_5Q
>>140846258
thats pretty obscure
i liked the plane sfm
>>140846769
Obscure? It was the Best Drama - 2013 winner
Shoulda been best Overall, though. Fuck the one with the Sentry
>>140846106
post the name of it
or the one who made it
http://tf2r.com/k6hcmti.html
So every sniper in ugc is confirmed a cheater
What do you have to say, sniper mains
my tf2gfu cheated on me
i like my tf2gfu
>>140846258
I thought that was good, but the artstyle of tf2 always diminishes any serious drama people make with it.
It's much better than all those "scout is depressed" sfms that the drama category always get
http://www.strawpoll.me/10113263
i want to KISS my tf2gfu
>>140847462
you say that as if a bunch of cheaters getting caught makes my legitimately obtained skills less legitimate somehow
good riddance to the lot of them
i want to KILL tf2g
i LOVE killing
>>140848337
> people saying no
Nice IPs, human
selling these gasol crafts for bp.tf price, add me if interested.
id/thesaucey
>>140848897
but human is cute
even though she's boring
sell me
https://scrap.tf/raffles/6WLZUG
Muselk
i dont know what i hate more
the raffle, or the fact that i knew the answer right away
>>140849838
the fact that you knew
>>140849838
>mexicangirl.jpg
Why not both?
>"Hi, guys!It's my raffle.Here's a totally irrelevant story that nobody gives a damn about. And a self-therapy thingy because I'm a loser IRL."
>>140849838
reported to ge el
>>140850184
welcome to scrap.tf
somebody post that pic of the furry that put "comments disabled due to mean comments" or something like that in the title
"and just to let you know i got it first try my first time alcuattly getting it first try"
these fucking comments
>rocket jump in a pub
>entire server drops their fight and shoots at you
???
>>140851540
uwu
ewe
>>140851540
the
>>140851540
wow gay wtf dude
sorry
nwn
>>140852193
fixed it for ya senpai
>>140852267
>using my screenshot
What is this
>>140852983
idk
Why is this allowed
i got a g300s, but i think i might return it if it's too small
>>140854216
Literally not seeing anything wrong here
>>140854216
Why is what allowed
post yfw you frag
>>140852667
i like it thank you
>>140854216
>>140854590
>>140854602
i think he means his hud
fucking disgusting
>mfw anime losers who dont frag ruined kill posting
hello darkness my old friend
>>140854735
Nuh uh. RaysHUD is where it's at
>>140854673
>>140854814
What does a Simon and Garfunkel song have to do with anything?
>>140854836
>Furry hud
You trying to tell us something, boy?
>>140854735
its a raffle link you tards
>>140854972
i dont see any link
>>140854965
Huh?
>>140854972
no it isnti actually tried it before you said this
i feel sick
>>140839013
Sorry had to go deal with rental office.id/solarpletex
>>140855490
>>140855350
try harder
its there
>>140854673
>>140854814
anime losers are the biggest fraggers
>>140855638
propaganda by the anime degenerates
they are mid fraggers at best
why does it feel like every pro tf2 player aside from a very small group hate samiface
Because samiface is for baddies and shitters. Pros don't need it.
What is samiface?
samiface is a really bad player
>>140854590
>>140854602
>>140854972
No. it's that Engineer only has three secondary weapons.
>>140856204
Given that two are bullshit OP, that sounds fine to me.
>>140855759
>>140856045
and I think i know why you think that
it's not that I hate her or whatever, it's just that she is actually really awful at the game. the same way a new player is, I don't hate the new player, it's just the truth. it just sounds abrasive.
>>140856204
Why can't Engie use all the pistols?
Why can't Engie use all the shotguns?
Why doesn't Valve like the Engineer?
>>140856470
no one likes engineer except autismos
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