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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
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FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
first for anime and dont give that no name retard any more attention
Second for I'm the most popular and you all suck
I GOT A TRIPCODE SO NO ONE CAN IMPERSONATE ME NOW
i do it for anime & butts
Stop
>pyro main says tf2 isnt fun if you're a functioning adult
holy sdhit
What a terrible OP.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
this giggles dude is a fuckin retard lmao
let's get shit poppin in here come on someone post a pub server let's play together ja
i used to have this as my spray
>>140767174
that's illegal dude
>>140766867
good morning qtpttboy
Post Engineers
why are there so many dumb anime posters in /tf2g/
>>140767410
Because 4chan is filled with degenerate NEETs
tf2g ain't no exception. Good thing there are some people in 4chan, like BasedViva, that turned out normal
>>140767410
welcome to /vg/
>>140767375
>>140767375
>>140767518
>Not using the Big Country
Are you ill?
>>140766414
what anime is this from
>>140767987
K-ON!
>>140767621
i wanted to get the 3 cosmetics + i am a fan of the stock engineer hat.
my other mugi loadouts use gentleman's businesspants bouffant
>>140767987
yuru yuri
it has me and my tf2g pals in it
>>140768037
oh that's pretty cute
>>140768031
The big country has an option to wear the helmet
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
>>140767375
>>140768157
yeah but then i'd only have 2 other cosmetics to choose from. and i want to wear all 3, the flair, the coat, and the boots.
your tf2 pals are just circlejerking to make the empty feeling go away
>>140767375
oh
we suck
>>140767410
tf2g belongs to anime
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>140769796
How can Normal quality items be Strange?
sigafoo is a cool guy but he needs to get that mole removed
1-3 tf2
4-6 osu
7-9 melee
0 clean up my life
>>140768037
hey wait a minute i'm watching this right now and how come no one has blue or purple hair
>>140769958
It was a bug at the start of tough break or one of the CSGO patches, normal quality items could be unboxed in the strange quality.
>>140769958
:^)Gun Mettle update had a bug where unboxed and rewarded strange stock items would be of normal quality. This affected unboxed stranges, and australiums too and was patched out very quickly after
do not post these
>>140770071
i lied
im sorry
>>140770090
>>140770147
Hot damn
>>140770215
When do I get to post this, then?
>>140770220
why
>>140769796
thats cool but
>flamethrower
post these
>>140770215
Fuck you
should i post mine
>>140770594
i want you
post your ultra low quality screenshots
>>140770809
why
im boring
human can i add you on steam
>>140771050
i don't know but i do
>>140771180
but i like boring people
>>140770215
daily
so can hackers still use lmaobox premium?
>>140772073
we just have to wait for the next big hack
>>140772073
no but lmaobox isn't the only hack
valve also wasn't the one to crack the code, it was given by the person who made lmaobox
which means that valve don't actually know how to stop cheaters
>>140772261
kys
>>140772304
>lmaobox premium was programmed explicitly so it wouldn't get detected
>lmao valve are retarded amiright
>>140772314
texture hacks are a thing you know
>>140772370
everyone already knows that dotsy is actually the biggest sperg on tf2g
>>140772435
valve isn't retarded but they didn't actually do shit
>>140772376
/mlp/
>>140772376
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Medic_jeers05.wav?t=20100625234232
Guys:
The RED briefcase is filled with nothing butplans on how to steal the BLU briefcase
The BLU briefcase is filled with nothing butplans on how to steal the RED briefcase
>>140772565
I think his sperging sorta makes him cute.Not in a gay way.
>>140772304
>it was given by the person who made lmaobox
That's where you're wrong, friendo. The person who gave Valve the code has no affiliation with lmaobox. So anyone can buy a "premium" hack, debunk it and tell Valve to start a VAC wave. It's that fucking easy. I'd even do it myself but I have better things to spend money on.
>>140772881
No you fucking dumbass, the intel has launch codes for nuclear missiles. There's tons of other things in there too but it's not JUST filled with battle plans.
>>140772881
It's the finished blueprints for connagher's everlasting life machine
>>140773138
i believe lmaobox's creator's computer was compromised and whoever it was released the source code and gave it to valve
>>140773138
if anyone can buy lmaobox, break into the code and give it to valve, why didn't valve do it themselves and ban everyone who used it?
your argument is flawed either way
its either valve is too lazy to crack the code or the code was given by someone who has access to the source code (the owner)
>>140773525
There's alwaysoverwatchor TFC.
You can also be a healer in mmos but I don't know of any good ones rn.
>>140773713
TFC medic is just a scout with poison
Engineer would be a total bro to hang out with and just kick back in a homemade chair, watch the football game, drink a couple cold ones and talk about building shit
i do not post this here
>>140774729
Why did the rancho reloaxo create this shitty BROGINNER xdd LAZYGINEER meme
its fucking autism man
>>140773576
it probably has protection measures against that
i noticed it sent your machine identifier to lmaobox and re-downloaded the cheat "payload" each time you injected it into the game
its possible that the code is uniquely scrambled for the specific machine so that if someone sent it to valve they could only detect his specific version of it
t. former lmaobox user
>>140775034
you're the autistic party in this case
Dotsy being autistic in chat again can one of you guys wrangle him in
FlatHUD is best HUD.
>>140775272
That's not TF2 hud+
>>140775034
He's always been depicted as the chillest of the mercenaries.
>>140775170
reported to eric
>>140775437
according to your evidence the sniper should have the rancho relaxo as well
>>140775653
i LOVE sakura!
>>140775756
>Being dead's the longest vacation I've ever had.
I'm down. Poor thing deserves a rest every now and then.
>>140775756
the sniper doesn't even have time to take a proper piss break
i opposite of hate my tf2gfu
>>140773138
That's not even correct, the guy who created it got his computer compromised.
>>140767375
i've been playing this game since 2012 why am i so poor
>>140775179
Nah Rancho Relaxo sums up the flaws with engie play style. You build an aimbot that can get one of the highest DPSs in the game, deploy it somewhere else, and then you can do literally nothing and top the scoreboard. And then Valve gives you a shotgun and a pistol on top of that to go fuck things up.
The worst part is that the Uber vs Sentry dynamic is so integral to the game that you can't just pop that shit out without making Red almost impossible to win on.
t. a shitter
*rancho relaxoes*
-w-
>>140777496
>>140777496
*pretends to be friendly, jumps on your head, then kills you and keeps shooting your corpse while spamming positive voice commands*
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_33.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Scout_cartgoingbackdefense03.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_34.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/70/Scout_butt_stuff_01.mp3
>>140778101
*dominates you in a match decided by skill alone*
>>140779619
*says i was friendly in chat so everyone thinks youre a dick*
*hates you*
*owns u*
>>140779730
*Joins ur team*
*calls votekick*
>>140774747
>Empire strikes back
Return of the Jedi is the better movie. Empire is only good because Jedi provides the emotional payoff.
i dont feel good
>>140779974
*doesn't pass cause he was friendly*
*votekick by random pubby on u*
*rapid fire f1's*
>>140780238
*gets my highlander team to join server and kick u after domin8ing u hardd xddd*
>>140780534
*lol b&s u*
>>140780534
saying I want gay furry cock up my bum is NOT tf2 even if you say it in chat in tf2
>>140780013
i like rotj more in the beginning but,
ewoks are annoying
luke/vader interaction is kinda cringy at times
jabba's palace gets boring
so i stick with tesb as my most liked movie because it has a pretty consistent, cool atmosphere
>>140780746
>Not the clone wars
I feel bad for you son
>>140780824
I haven't actually watched it, but thanks for reminding me Anon
>>140780746
>luke/vader interaction is kinda cringy at times
that I'm gonna have to disagree on
Also, ewoks are terrifying motherfuckers
they eat people
eat THIS
Post your ms. pauling loadouts
>>140780029
have a sad cum baby
NOTM is DG's best work
i am not a baby
you are my baby
:s
i played tf2 today
i can't hold you but i can make you feel like you are being held just by writing this
which tf2gs got vacd
>>140783242
aida
feathers
dotsy
flip
https://www.tf2stadium.com/lobby/4046
Does anyone here have a spare matchmaking pass?
I can trade you some metal or play some matches with you or erp or something in return.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/twiceler
>>140785156
>private profile
>pokemon avatar
:/
>>140785156
>Private profile
That's a no-go, brother.
>>140785156
ask the cIRClejerk
Night night, kids
post a funny screenshot
>>140786827
i like this one
>>140786906
come back 2 irc
>>140786969
why
im boring
>>140786906
>>140786827
>>140787032
please
>>140786827
(:
u.u
"~"
post the tiny body pyro with the big head
i want to see it too
i don't have that pyro photo
post a server ill join it and give you a mm pass
my favorite class is sniper because he's cheap as fuck
the same demoknight kept charging at me while i played sniper on 2fort's corridors
it was fun
actually come to 146.66.153.74:27063 and ask for a pass
I haven't played TF2 in maybe two years, what did I miss?
>>140788552
fun
>>140788453
fix that circle
>>140789064
funfact the circle is dead center, the sniper rifle's (and amby's) crosshair points slight high and to the right, notice how its lines are above the scopes actual center
Hello everyone im new tothis game
I was wondering if there were particular servers where people meet up to help each other complete achievements? If so itd be great if you could direct me to one of them
Thank you!
>>140790380
I've been away for a while, how often is this posted?
>>140790559
Im really new, my bad if i don't know how things usually go around here
*holds up spork*
*bends your spork*
wtf
im the one
>cancer got vac banned
holy lel
yakui
>>140791307
link
Ah, tomorrow this game will be completely deprecated.
It's been fun :)
this
best grade for a turbine torcher go
why do so many scouts in comp 6s attack the demo first when he is being healed by a medic
>>140794478
because killing fragger classes is bigger than killing healer classes
>>140794478
demo does the damage
if you get an early demo pick youve likely won the mid
>>140794478
higher burst, pipes always have optimal range damage, lower health than soldier
on snakewater soldiers jump medic and scout flank demo every other round mid
on top of that, picking demo on their last makes winning the round much easier due to the lack of consequence-free denial on point
dotsy isn't cute
i disagree
eat my ass
>Jail servers
>Literally giving autismo any sort of power at all.
It's neat to spectate on these servers, and the keks are to be had, but holy shit. Is it impossible not to cringe at times.
Could someone please explain why people hate capping on this map? I often ask why capping is bad, but they answer by calling me a faggot in their 12 year old voice. So I cap anyway.
>>140796024
Retards are conditioned to hate capping since it used to force a map change. There was nothing you could do to stop it if the server wasn't 24/7.
Now, you can vote to extend the map so there's no issue with capping.
>>140796024
STAR_ popularized the idea that hightower is basically herp derp tdm with market gardening soldiers flying everywhere.
>>140794624
>>140794679
>>140795340
Great answers, thanks
soldier takes no skill
>hurr durr shoot ground so hard
>le c-tap much skill speedjumping and sh*t xD
hella fr*gging epic
>>140796619
True, it's easy to do well as a soldier, but since the class also has a high skill ceiling it's an appealing class to play a lot. Personally I feel like I'm just gimping myself whenever I don't play soldier,.
>>140796619
skilled people can outplay unskilled people with all classes, it doesn't matter what their decision to play in a particular game is
pyro is a gay gimmick class though
>>140796619
>he never played against prem scouts as soldier
LeMAO dude
>>140770215
oops
>>140770215
>>140798212
so are you actually gay with ginger ?
>>140798456
>not fragging for Jesus
>>140798361
Are you actually straight with your sister?
>>140786827
>>140798620
Gotta practice your sentry aim bruh
What is the best solly primary?
>>140798868
Direct Hit. It actually takes skill
>>140798868
Stock. Direct Hit has more potential for pickoffs but losing the splash means a lot.
>>140798994
Why not the Beggars, then? If you don't shoot long range, seems the best for splash damage.
>>140799047
Because beggars is a crutch weapon for tiny babies.
>>140799047
Never NEVER trade accuracy for damage in a fps
>>140799047
Because you have to pre-load it, and you lose the accuracy of stock. Situationally it's better for tight corridors and stuff, but stock is always useful, thus the best primary.
>>140767375
what's the name of this HUD?
>>140770215
>do not post these
>filename is 'post these'
c o n f l i c t
>>140799112
So I should always use Direct Hit then?
>>140799123
Preloading 1 rocket seems to take the same amount of time as the time between shooting 1 stock rocket.
>>140799287
Ïf you only pre-load one rocket you might as well use stock because you're just getting a rocket with shit accuracy and worse splash.
>>140799278
only trannies and whos post these
mfw beggars
Black Box is scummiest primary
Reminder that people only play soldier because they're too shit to land pipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CILifoZF8tY
ayy
>>140800136
thanks reddit
>>140799902
On some level maybe, direct pipes certainly is more fun than shooting at feet. But Soldiers have more mobility(a lot more with gunboats on), mobility is always fun. Sticky jumping is cool but in my opinion rocket jumping is better because you can do it instantly.
>>140799902
reminder that people only play demo because spamming stickies makes you feel like you're good at a video game
>>140800681
>>140799902
reminder that they are both shit
stay safe /tf2g/
>>140801672
You can't tell me what to do.
reminder that demo is the hardest class to be effective as
if the scout from team fortress two sucked himself would he feel like him sucking a dick or getting his dick sucked
>>140803971
reminder that all you have to do to be effective as demo is hold down mouse 2 and click stickies near people
>>140804174
both, silly
*furiously masturbates*
god muselk is hot
Muselk has Leonardo DiCaprio's eyes
beggars isFUN!
am iFUN
beggars make me really uncomfortable and i always want to be rude to them but never do it and i just say i dont have money on me
>>140804887
Leonardo DiCaprio is gay
>>140805409
Be rude to me
:n)
>>140805542
what, you're into that? fucking disgusting
is your life is so sad that you have to pretend that you enjoy people making fun of you? jesus, people like you make me sick
i main mcree
thats literally like saying i main heavy
>>140805816
I just wanted the attention..More please
>went out last night (not a common thing)
>get back real drunk at like 3.30am
>decide to fire up tf2, hop in a valve server
>it's literally this thread - the server
i've never seen anything like it. it was the epicenter of autism. i counted 6 smug anime girls taunting after every kill, each with binds and special snowflake names
i've been playing tf2 for almost a decade and that's the worst i've ever seen. good god, don't wake the autists of the night. i thought it was a bit of fun, i didn't know that some people LIVED it
>>140806307
I play TF2 at 3 AM all the time, and the worst I get is the servers full of Russians and BRs. I've never encountered a pure autism server like that.
>>140805984
u sux
sorry i dont feel like writing a lot right now, i tried a bit but it sounded weird and i didnt like it
>mfw some people here think theyre better than autists when literally everyone here is an autist
>>140806450
yeah i'm EU so i never see it, people barely even talk 90% of the time
it was really weird. they were all pro pyros, snipers and gunslinger engis, but played no other classes at all. i'm not sure if i accidentally joined some weird private server in my drunken state
post old men
>>140806513
Ok, thanks though
>>140806581
i forgot my face
im not gonna post it now this joke is ruined
my epic
https://youtu.be/zwLilU4dvFo?t=4m45s ?????????
>>140806601
so are you actually into it?
ive always thought it was weird but its still fun as hell to do it
i only do it once in a while and its the only form of rp i do
maybe i should try out some other stuff
/blog
>>140806594
>>140806591
That's how it is on American servers too, or at least here on the east coast anyway. I'll get that rare game where someone is actually using his mic to make callouts, though.
>>140806863
>Implying TF2 has a future
>>140806939
did you not hear? competitive mvm IS the future
>>140806973
He said competitive AND mann vs. machine. Learn to hear, retard.
I was playing tf2 on two cities mann up mode while I was wasted and the engineer put a teleporter by the banana peel and I fell for it every time and slipped into the gears
