greytiding is a healthy party of this game and our community edition
LAST TIME ON SPESS STAYSHUN IXII
>OH SHIT SHIT'S FUCKED
>POMF
>OH GOD
>WHERE IS IT
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
remove vox
>>140650296
One of our kinda stray- kinda tame cats wekt one of them up pretty well, that or the other rooster
>>140650480
Is the serb dead?
I love vox!
>tfw bay and polaris will always be better than /vg/
there's definitely something to be gained from vetting the fuck out of your playerbase
they don't have shitters like yahir and nevill or morena and shiggy shitting things up since they won't put up with borderline shit
nth for SPACE STATION 13 DISCUSSIONS
nth for Intigracy x Kammerjunk OTP
Complete with cervix tickling
>>140650593
Yes, the ETA until the provider restores service is unknown but assumed to be brief.
>>140650626
That's right.
Go there and stay there.
Seventh for vox
Merge my PR pls
Baguettes new xeno code killed the serb, blame him for the spider and xeno fight.
>>140650626
Good for you?
If the improbability drive from madness was added in as a rare vault, what would activating it do to the stations z level?
Need ideas
QUICK! POST WAIFU X HUSBANDO OTPS!You can post husbando x husbando and waifu x waifu OTPs too.
>>140650691
I am staying there though.
Doesn't mean I can't shit up the general and remind you of the superiority of not having pussies for admins.
>>140650731
why is /vg/ sand nigger looking things? /tg/ has rad soldiers
>>140650808
Okay.
Can you take our waifufags, though?
That place seems more down to their speed.
>>140650707
>Implying
When someone checks the runtime logs we'll know.
>>140650823
Cause /vg/ is a radical splinter group of terrorists and assholes?
>>140650781
>Quick, shit up the thread!
Shi'ne senpai
>>140650883
Most of them are shitty roleplayers though. And half of them are greytiding shits who wouldn't last a minute there.
For the TG refugees here: What's it like catching items with throw intent on + empty hand?
Is it clutch or is it OP?
>>140650886
The runtime logs will only reveal anything if BOTH
1. The crash was runtime-related
And
2. The runtime log saved
Remember to play the appropriate musics when clowing around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vewpiZ9bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwicEy96Vak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOsNNlDI1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CREjhHFvZgQ
>>140650990
Last a minute how?
They did any time they try something in game because they're robust, if they're banned, then please do so subtly or creatively.
Stall them and keep them out of this game in general.
They're a cancer.
>you will never bounce on Inti's trialmin dick
>>140650990
>no graytiding
what a dystopian nightmare
>>140651025
When's it not runtime related?
He'll be seeing it when he goes and boots it back up.
>>140650886
>/tg/ gets based assad and putin
>we get obongo and goatfuckers
IT'S NOT FAIR
I feel like memeing.
Would you rather see in a near future kudzu, clowns or a sick space reference?
>>140651061
>They did any time they try something in game because they're robust
Holy hell.
I need to go to bed.
>If they tried anything in game they wouldn't last a minute because they're not robust
there
>>140651109
>wanting graytide
i don't even like bay and even i hate greytiders with a fucking passion
if there's one thing i'd take from bay it'd be their lack of graytiding shitters and nigger gimmicks
i'd also like their RIG suits too
>>140650480
Quick! Serb dead! Dump your telcomms scripts for stopping honk/wgw/buttbot or just someone being a faggot spam
>>140651137
Gotta guzzle that oil straight from the incestuous brown dick.
>>140651215
Clowns
We need more clown
If slimes consider you their friend will they attack people that attack you?
>>140650658
>>140650781
>>140651105
One thread. I just want one thread where we don't have this bullshit.
>>140651118
It's not generally runtime-related if the server simply ran out of resources or something, though the crash was so sudden this time a runtime seems very possible
But there's a good chance the runtime log failed to save because the server crashed unexpectedly
>>140651109
This.
Sounds dull if nothing's ever going to happen.
I'm not for riots in the streets every round, but there's gotta be some hooligans.
Just ain't right otherwise.
No wonder those are the sort of servers to not even have clowns orf u n
>inti will never tickle your cervix
>>140651215
Why not all three?
>>140651105
>Inti will never fill your womb till you look pregnant
>>140651403
>inti will never roughly handle you when he's frustrated from coding
>>140651395
tbqh /vg/ players and bay players are two completely different types of people
/vg/ players enjoy rowdy shenanigans, they like their game to be like an episode of a cartoon you see on adult swim at 3 AM
bay players enjoy more downplayed forms of humor, of which i can't name since i don't really play there enough to put a pinpoint on it
>Tfw too robust to die just in time to be on the ERT or deathsquad
>Tfw when you do die, everyone's robust skills go down the shitter and the antag bones everyone in unspectacular ways
>all they had to do was call the damn ERT
>HoPs or captains never call in deathsquads ever
It's a curse, being able to robust others.
It also explains why the ERT and deathsquads get dunked all the time because unrobust dead people and chickenshit observers are the only ones that ever get to play them
>>140651023
It's more of a novelty/easier way of passing things over tables
We get to laugh at people who don't catch things because they're not paying attention
It's never really been used to catch things like batons or throw nuke disks in a football pass because people are never ready for it.
Overall it's a solid nothing/10
>>140651309
The contract is sealed
>>140651419
Ultimately yes, but features must be taken slowly or you'll end disliked and worn out. See Celt and Deity until recently.
>>140651727
>call in deathsquad
pretty sure no one on the station is even supposed to know about them senpai
>>140651727
>>HoPs or captains never call in deathsquads ever
Well that's probably partially because they cannot
>>140651727
can't call a deathsquad lad, they're black ops niggas who're there to kill everyone, and basically nobody except MAYBE the captain should logically know about themlike anyone gives a shit about IC knowledge though
only time you could really get an admin to give you one is if the ayylmaos have taken over
be right back guys I have to use the bathroom
>>140651395
Problem is that greytiding shitters on /vg/ get insanely assblasted if they get brigged while greytiding.
Which makes it infuriating.
>>140651956
be right back guys I have to empty my piss jar.
>>140651863
pretty sure no one is supposed to know what an emag is or why the apc is blue fampai, but /vg/ is light rp
>>140651863
But everyone on the station knows about changellings, traitors, vampires, blobs, nuclear operatives, malfunctioning AIs, wizards, double agents and the list goes on.
>>140651863
I've done it as hop before.
"The station is lost. Each and every head is slain, the medical staff are traitorous scum and I have not the equipment to remedy this myself. Wipe the memory of this place and have it fade into nothing."
If i turn myself into a slimeman can i just like, let the slimes roam free in xenobio?
>>140651773
What about floortiles?
>>140651727
I never expect ERT to be able to do much when I call them
I just look forward to seeing thier meme names and watching them assemble at escape, standing around and posing all cool and inevitabely just getting on the shuttle without doing anythingERT vs Nuke Ops rounds are the best moments in SS13 from my experiance. The race between both teams, the time limit, the action. We really need to start calling them to fight each other more often
>>140651978
A proper greytider accepts their fate or capitalizes on their situation.
If they get pissy then they are a true shitter.
>>140652010
>stunglove someone
>;HELP X IS A LING KILL HIM BEHEAD HIM
>bomb something
>NUKE OPS GO CODE RED CALL IT MAKE COMBAT BORGS CARGO ORDER GUNS
>Wizard Federation is known to be a NT enemy
>;IS THE WIZARD FRIENDLY?
Such is life in low rp
>>140651956
brb guys i gotta pound some cervix
>>140652070
If some retarded faggot comes in and gets eaten by the slimes you get held responsible for it
Just lock it down tight and then go for it
SERBS DEAD AND PEOPLE ARE TOO. JOIN THIS BOARD GAME ONLINE AND AUTISM AROUND UNTIL IT GOES BACK UP.
http://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=kPUa&k=rvE
>>140652210
m-me too
>>140652205
This is kinda why I don't think I could roleplay in a medium RP server. Medium RP kinda means that my character more or less relives the same shift every round.
I find there's more character growth and development if they become genre savvy.
t. Waifu RP shitter
>>140652210
I love this new cervix meme.
>>140652383
Medium RP is a meme
A server with clear guidelines and player freedom past that point is the real mid ground between light and heavy RP
What even happened that round? I heard newcops but that's it
>>140651565
Getting manhandled by inti
>>140651863
This. RP wise, nobody knows except high up NT and maaaaaybe the cap.
>>140651945
I just explain how few dudes we have and how shit is fucked. Like if we got xenos I'd be all help we're overrun and we need help. There's a hive with like 17 xenos and I'm the only sec left. I don't think I can fix this without help. Make sure you're in code red and bam, deff squids en route. Maybe in marauders if you're lucky.
>>140652365
>implying shiggy would ever be capable of pounding cervix
>implying women don't force him to sub on those blue moon occasions where he actually gets someone into bed
shiggy is pathetic, even freak is less of a cuck than him
i'm back
i remember one some other server people being fine with changelings and even letting them on board the shuttle despite changeling being the same as any other server ie killing people
that ever happen here?
I'm going to the store guys, do you want anything?
>>140652754
Fuck off Arthur
>>140652440
>memei'm seriously into the fetishes in inti shitposting
FIX THE FUCKING SERVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>140652383
I try to make my character one way, but I can't resist using all the shortcuts and tricks I learned from playing everything
>Try to be a simple character who does his one job
>End up doing every job in and out of my department, doing shit I really shouldn't even know how
>>140651978
Well it kind of depends on what.
Assuming we stole the insulated gloves is bad.
Stealing them by putting them on instead of labeling and putting in evidence is also against the space law you're nitpicking AND is hypocritical
Generally breaking into somewhere after 5 minutes of using the bell only a couple times is understandable.
Breaking in for an emergency or when there's no staff, like a botanist using mechanics and rotating in/out of chem to scan is a petty crime at best
Taking people's stun gloves and shit when we're gonna be antagonized is pretty fucking shit unless you're gonna be my personal security guard and hang by me the entire shift without fail.
Taking tools is pointless and petty.
>>140652383
this desu
it's fun to have your character go from 'oh god what the fuck is happening i just wanna do my job and go home' to 'whelp, this shift is gonna suck, yet again'
>>140652276
Whoah, someone actually cried about it? The door is open meaning someone is or was in there, you should expect it and you can't blame anyone else if they didn't use their radio. It's like ignoring firelocks.
>>140652205
>>140652010
>/vg/ is light rp
/vg/ is MEDIUM RP
We are the perfect balance between TG and Hippie shitters and Bay faggots
>>140653131
>medium RP
no
nobody RPs here except the waifufags and bay rejects, of which there are few
we are nox 2.0
I wish we had more RP
>>140652205
The nuke op thing is bad all around. Especially the immediate calls.
The wiz shit helps force murderbone wizards cause eceryone is so butthurt about shitter wiz' that they'll valid you even if you took literally no harmful spells, haven't even touched someone, or even blinkx4 and gemsuit
Fuck lings though. They can kill two and later three people that only massive powergaming in a lynch mob can protect against and even then lube or leaving your magboots on and tossing a grenade lets you kill all of them. A ling jerking off on his thirtieth about to be spaced corpse doesn't really benefit anything. Especially when he's just gonna change to a different face and act natural.
>>140653131
>>140653347
People think "medium RP" means "bay-tier"
The truth is that if you define Bay as high RP and Hippie as low RP then we're pretty much in the middle
We've been medium RP since forever
>>140653429
I do too brother. I do too. It gets tiring talking to myself or maybe the rare bay migrant round after round.
>>140653347
>we are nox 2.0
Jesus Christ.
>>140653429
one of the only rpers left got buttblasted about getting banned for using unlogged means to pass messages and plays on some other server
that's how little people want to do rp on /vg/
>>140653347
More like almost. You can't get away with random deathmatch but other than that, yeah. I think a closer analogy would be counterstrike or something. Both sides are power and metagaming against each other hard and it kind of ruins it for everyone.Fuck changelings though
>>140653832
Mate if you think people in /vg/ powergame hard, you don't know what powergaming is like in other servers
>>140653981
Why would I ever go to such wretched hives of shit?
How is it. Are they autistic enough to be on hyperzine and synaptazine all round?
>>140654109
Yes
>>140650701
I'm gonna need the rest of that
For purposes
>>140654135
Jesus that's sad. Like they sucked all the fun out of life.
>>140652860>>140608128 is my favorite shitpost
IT LIVESJust kidding
>>140654109
http://hippiestation.com/showthread.php?tid=3159
>>140653131
Are you being retarded on purpose or did this place go from light to medium since I've been gone for four weeks?
why are the only RPers here waifufags?
>>140654404
Because only autists care about serious roleplaying beyond goofing around or breaking the 4th wall.
>>140654394
It's always been medium RP, just that Senaat tried to enforce a high RP week and named it "Medium RP week" like a dumbass.
So now people think Medium RP is fucking bay-tier.
>>140654520
I like emoting because it fucks with people and they start doing it too.
I basically never roleplay with people that are into it but I get a huge kick when I write /me smiles at someone and they suddenly scramble to try and politely rp back.
>>140654525
>It's always been medium RP
We've been light since pomf and before pomf and after pomf.
What the tum-diddly-fuck are you on about, anon?
Because
>do some RP about your character/gimmick
>get griefed/valid' while you're emoting or not powergaming for an instant so people abuse your vulnerabilities
>do some RP about being a gril/ayylien
>dozens of other autists flock to you and form a hugbox, with some admins included
>>140654703
>Be a Silicon
>Do anything that isn't directly stopping people
>Be ignored
>Do anything that stops even one person
>Thermite and blown up
>>140654142
that's everything
he then did a shitty coloring and made it brown
>>140654819
i get the feeling that this is yahir, who has no room to call other people out on people's art being shitty
>>140654909
Please don't insult our drawbro by calling him that autistic faggot.
>>140654404
Too few roleplayers to keep them engaged otherwise. Rounds are pretty short and teamwork is minimal so anyone who has a project they want to do is gonna be rushing against the shitter '6bomb/singuloose/plasmaflood' antag clock to get something done. Security can't afford to. It's practically darwinism with how many escape/kill sec when you do. Validhunters don't care about hostages. hostages don't care about themselves lelelelelelelclone or just plain spite haha you got redtext nigger. Even antagonistic roleplaying, people either don't care or you trip their validhunter senses and they shove your shit in or die screaming your id trying.
If I had to sum it up, relative to what many people are trying to accomplish in the round, it's too fast paced to just hang out and clumsily type stuff out to be polite let alone full bore RP
>>140654382
Aren't they a tgstation fork so it's practically a health potion? Still doesn't save them from the pain or the stunlock cuff strip anyone should be doing
>>140654795
Remember when you could play every round for a week and not once would they make it to the end of the round without exploding?
>>140654909
Don't bully
>>140654909
>tfw people are so salty Yahir found happiness
>>140655024
but i wasn't calling >>140650701 yahir, i was calling >>140654819 yahir
i like the person who did the vox lewd
>>140655063
i'll bully the shit out of yahir, he's a holier than thou autist who has little-no business calling other people's art shitty considering how low-quality his shit is
>>140655062
I remember the IMMENSE butthurt people got for being banned over randomly killing MoMMis because "they weren't doing what I told them to".
These are still dark times though, jut not as bad as those.
>>140655320
Who was the admin who warned the dude for doing something to a mommi? People called the admin a faggot for it too
>>140655320
That's a problem on people not getting the concept of autism fort crabs more than anything else.
>>140655320
>Doing an autism bunker under the shield in eng
>Disable cameras
>It starts fixing some
>Tell it to fuck off
>It doesn't
>Hit it once and it leaves, rebreak the camera
>Come back later and see some fixed
>Catch him at another camera and break him
>tfw he ahelped his own stupidity and got left to dry
Some people man
>>140655308
But that's me.
What the fuck man, I just didn't like the coloring he did.
>>140655619
ooooh
okay, i'm just retarded
>>140655496
Is it killing xenos? Cause I remember a lot of xenos murder
>>140655438
N3X1S maybe? He is the patron saint of MoMMIs.
>>140655496
It's the general attitude towards all silicons, in general everyone refers to them as "borg" or "AI" even though it's mostly a small clique of staticnames.
>>140655561
I'm not saying MoMMIs always do nothing wrong, but the inital maount of tillings to death was retarded.I PROBABLY shouldn't have been making turrets in terms of how hostile everyone was, but the one time xenos actually got roasted by a laser turret in escape it was worth it.
>changelings are still shit
H O W
>>140655885
>Xenos are a being
>Kills being
I wanted you niggers perma'd so bad
>>140655885
I think it was rei maybe
>>140655885
>It's the general attitude towards all silicons
Probably because everyone has all of those instances of murderboner sillycons ingrained in their minds and are aware of what capacity sillycons can fuck the station up.
So, if they do anything out of the ordinary besides a friendly gimmick, they're going to interpret that as shady business.
>>140655894
In what way?
>>140656050
whoa boy that is an old screenshot
>>140655981
>Station designed to have humans + others working togther in peace and saftey
>Turrets that ONLY shoot completely hostile invaders
>Not a god damn station improvement allongside powering shit (which also results in xeno deaths because lolgrilles)
>>140656010
Could have been
>>140656050
How old is this?
>>140656095
That and how tedious it is to deal with a borg or AI on fun police mode.
It's like getting stuck with the strict mom for a chaperon to your cool vacation trip for church.
>>140656114
sexually
>>140656189
>>140656303
>>140655885
Who has time to type out dank420memedreamXOXOXOXOxO when borg or AI gets it done.
>>140652949
>Taking people's stun gloves and shit when we're gonna be antagonized is pretty fucking shit unless you're gonna be my personal security guard and hang by me the entire shift without fail.
This is powergaming you fucking shitter. You are just as bad as gun printing scientists during code green and a non-confirmed trator.
>There are people here who don't eat moon pie and drink rc cola
Why?
>>140656387
>>140656417
Suck my dick. Being dead in space for a half hour plus is balls you taser carrying hypocrite. Git fucked.
>>140656050
>>140656303
Mid 2013.
Is the server down? I just get connection failed.
>>140656387
I'm glad you posted that. Last night I was trying to figure out why those mineral walls were used in Wild West. I guess this confirms they used to be simulated, or at least entirely block airflow, so you didn't lose all the air unlike now.
>>140656582
>>140656095
Everyone can fuck up the station to that degree, and yet the clown doesn't get lynched all the time.
>>140656303
More than half the time "fun police" is "you're about to get a large amount of people killed by your stupidity". I've had assisstants painstakingly work their way thorugh half a dozen blocks to a xenos nest alone because they think they can take all the xens with a toolbox after I'd reported in detail the fates of the last 5 who tried.
>>140656757
pomf was found murdered and nobody has picked us up on a new server
>>140654692
Have you tried reading the rest of my fucking post holy shit nigga
>>140656794
You don't understand.
That assistant most likely had plot armor, because someone like that wouldn't alive long enough to work up the courage to do such a heroic feat for mankind ;_;7
>>140656762
Those walls are from bay circa 2013 but they are probably untouched.
Remember when someone wasn't a fucking faggot and you could buckle simple mobs like corgis and chickens to chairs? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>140656972
You can't anymore? Why the fuck not?
>>140650480
I wish I could just reset my shitty note history on literally every other server but this one.
I'm afraid to even play on fucking places like yog or hippie since my notes are fucking terrible there.
>>140656951
speaking of mineral walls, when are we getting bay's new sprites for that shit
the red is butt fucking ugly
>>140654525
I'd like to point out Pomf requested me to do it. I could've handled it better, but it wasn't my idea.
Serb up goobers.
>>140656972
Daily reminder that if you're a cool kid the admins let you nocap the roid then hoover up the ore.
>>140657019
I have no idea why he did it but you can't buckle chickens anymore or have HoP Ian. I forget if it was an easy to find PR or not.
>>140657086
Who cares about your history unless you're planning to be a fag. If you can't control yourself it's probably for the best anyway.
Every month you stay clean is proof you changed or that the admin is a fucking tard who can't read timestamps.
>>140657086
Why would Canada be there? They're getting a bigger wall after Mexico
>>140656923
I did.
You're still not making any sense.
This place has been considered light for the longest time except for that one week.
>>140656946
Why does half the server believe this? I know unlike Bay you CAN be the protagonist, but unfortunately it's not the kind of game which just by playing it you ARE one.
>>140657328
Please name an example of a light RP server that's not us, a medium RP server, and a high RP server
>>140657250
Confirmed, serbia has risen. Pray to the based chikken gods who flex in heaven.
>>140657475
what in the name of all that is holy am i looking at here
>>140657403
I was joking.
No one does, most of us are doing it for kicks.
>>140650480
Serbs up
http://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=kPVV&k=EaL
New gam- Serb is up I guess.
>>140656114
every way
>>140656590
>Suck my dick. Being dead in space for a half hour plus is balls you taser carrying hypocrite. Git fucked.
It is standard procedure for security to carry taser you dimwit. You have nothing to fear until an antag is confirmed.
Just neck yourself.
>>140658220
II fear other people that want my shit. I fear people that fuck up my workplace. I fear psychos that go random deathmatch. I have plenty to fear and you need to get your head out of the sand if you think I don't
>>140659596
RP-wise you have nothing to fear. The station is not known to have antags until an antag show up.
It is like you securing internals before there is even a risk of a breach.
It is like you loading up with damage curing pills "JUST IN CASE" something happens.
You have no proper reason to have stungloves when nothing has happened.
It is just simple powergaming and you should get bent.
>>140657086
Like they said. No ones looking at your notes saying "We gotta get this guy". They're catching you doing dumb shit and then pulling your notes and saying "Wow this guy does dumb shit non stop".
The solution is within. Don't be dumb and you won't win dumb prizes.
>>140656050
>There are players that never experienced a time when telecoms was on the satellite.It's been years and I'm still salty about putting telecoms on the station proper.
>>140660090
We'll get our revenge someday
>>140660041
>Implying admins don't hunt for people they dislike
Good joke.
>carshalash made a ban appeal
Wew lad
>>140657328
It's not making sense to you because you're a literal retard
>>140661693
Most of the time I'm afk or pushing ghosts into simple animals. I have things to do other than stalk you.
>>140661751
If pains gonna bullshit about the reason for the silicon ban i'm gonna appeal it. If he wants to rule 0 ban then just fucking say it.
>>140659773
>It is like you securing internals before there is even a risk of a breach.
You literally spawn with a 'survival' box of internals in your backpack, you moron
Gateway mission idea
Small group of Spessmen bussed into a spooky prison complex, stripped of all possessions minus jumpsuit an shoes. mostly puzzles and player cunning used to escape, possible combat encounters.
>>140661967
You should be thankful he didn't server ban you longer.
>>140655024
Yeah, I'm just a faggot. I dont have the smarts or concentration to be autistic
>>140655619
Yeah I took the criticism well. If I do finish it I fixed the leg and repainting it vox classic colors.
>>140662857
The other mommi was doing way worse shit, and im appealing the job ban because pain didn't read a single message I sent during the situation explaining what was going on and only listened to fucking yred of all people.
trying to join server for the first time, i get in and it takes forever to load, says i have the wrong version (then that window closes) and clicking buttons doesn't register anything. there's a picture of chickens up
>>140663534
You have to update to BYOND 510, as that window says
>>140663605
ah, assumed since it closed it was just a default serverside message instead of checking for version prehand
I was a fucking idiot for signing up to babysit autistic children in a fucking space simulation game.
they finally offed themselves
we made it boys.
>>140661693
I don't even think the one new admin has banned anyone
>>140664673
Kammerjunk banned someone today
>>140664741
Doesn't count has to be a not job ban
>>140654819
Well since you don't like whatever shitty brown coloring was done (I wouldn't know as I've never seen it) what do you think of this one senpai?
>>140664954
Jesus christ, just pick a line already!Unless the chicken scratch is part of the joke
>>140665071
idfk wtf is going on with that fucking leg
>>140659773
You fucking start with emergency internals
Some people risk injury in the course of their work. I often get that shit as an officer, xenobio, xenoarch, botanist and shit.
People are assholes so I can, I will, I'll make more and if you're a brat about it you're gonna end up walled in maint to prove to you that shit's a jungle when you don't have admins sucking your dick.
>>140660090
I kind of like it cause it was one more step to have to fix shit. We had turbo retarded sec like >>140659773 all over back then though
>>140664954
Shouldn't the tongue be blue?
>>140665461
>Some people risk injury in the course of their work.
Greytiding is not work. An engineer about to wire solars, or set up an engine is perfectly allowed to carry anti-tox or dexalin for the presumed damage.
What is the point of playing this game if you are just going to powergame?
>Meet someone in maint
>Stun him immediately because he MIGHT be an antag
I wouldn't put it past you to do this kind of shit.
>>140664954
Someone with basic drawing skills and a decent drawfag program can likely turn this sketch into lineart pretty easily, there isn't even a background
>>140665461
>Some people risk injury in the course of their work.
How are stungloves preventing you from suffering from injury, especially when you can't even stunglove carps
>>140665376
Vox don't have human legs, they're digitigrade.
>>140665806
It's a fucking broken digitigrade leg. It's twisted to all shit.
>>140651863
This isa shitty excuse that's only cited because it actually takes effort to spawn in squids, whereas they just click the ERT button and wait for idiots to sign the heck uppie. This goes for a lot of the stupid fucking lore-based rules that sometimes get enforced too
I mean whoops. Admins are good! GOOD! I wanna suckenfuch das Intigrassen ja sweden yes
>>140662378
Good idea, now code it.
>>140665806
>muh fukken digitigrade cain't use the shoes nope
why does literally every bay race do this
who the fuck jacks off to gross ass animal feet
>>140666331
You know someone could just code in shit to spawn deathsquads, we're supposed to fucking have a button for that already.
>>140666729
Nah they'd rather be Edmund McMillen and whittle the game down to a vaguely space-themed chatroom for furry stem students because they got fucked over by someone that wasn't a changeling or vampire and couldn't get off to it.
>>140665071
I didn't color that one, but my sketches usually look like that because I tend to copy the layer and paint over the lines. Also I never like how my line art turns out.
>>140667341
You REALLY like this meme, don't you huh
>>140665713
>>140665797
Keep your head in the sand faggots. You'll see one day. Everything's fine then space asshole starts fucking up your office and sec does fucking nothing yet again. When it happens to you enough you'll remember this and laugh at how stupid you were to be opposed.
>>140662378
That's not an idea, thats a concept. We don't need concepts.
If you want to be an actual designer write up the actual hard shit like what kind of puzzles, what kind of encounters, that kind of shit.
>>140667583
Just dunk the guy and don't let Sec see your stungloves
was that so fucking hard
>>140666331
Honestly the idea of a corporation bigger than space nations purposely not informing the one dollar to clone crews on board a top secret, multi-trillion dollar, state of the art research station of the antags that can easily cause trillions in loss is fucking retarded, and keeps me from playing on high RP servers.
Also for real how much would Space Station 13 cost to make considering a packet of jerky is 60 dollars?
>>140667492I'm still heated about afterbirth, man.
>>140668374
Thanks anon, I forgot about afterbirth. I really appreciate you being a cool guy and opening that wound I closed.
>The ending of that shuttle ride
>Turbo Killer comes on as cyber horrors raid the shuttle
this is the deadliest artifact i've ever found
>bump on it and it'll release a barrier
>touch on it and it plasmafloods
>tfw going throught 8 jumpsuits so i could harvest it and create the plasmaflooding gun
>>140650480
Cyber horror chat cpam removed fucking WHEN?
>make 10 AEG'S with the help of some people at cargo
>get a HF Katana from centcomm for our good work at getting guns to them
>get a duel with dunsel
>cut of his leg
>he is still moving
>kills me
>revived
>bwoink shoes
>shuttle
>oh boy i cant wait for RULES OF NATURE post shuttle grief
>someone shoots me with a gun an inmovable rod and im gibbed before the shuttle docks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140650658
O T P
T P
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>>140668454
>>140668374
What was wrong with afterbirth?I gave up on that shitty game after rebirth
>>140668454
Hey man, just hope you're ready for Afterbirth+.
Which is going to be a real thing.
And it's going to be full price.
>>140668473
I'm sorry I couldn't print the photo for you.
>>140668548
it's alright, i just stole a camera from a dead guy in telescience
>>140668541
Can't wait for an expansion of literally only babies and damage scaling bosses.
>>140668616
Lateral thinking.
Sorry I didn't stay in xenobio that much, I saw that you wanted to do it and I left you to it. Learning to breed things in priority is useful to know and also the fact that rng will always screw you over.
>It's an "I get caught 5 minutes into the round as an antag because I am terrible at the game" episode
I didn't have a freedom implant, by the way, two of you trying to cuff me at the same time apparently uncuffed me.
In other news, the simplest way to change your identity is to ZAS yourself into a wall and smash your skull into Unknowness, apparently. I kinda abused of that with Pingy after he charred Corpus so I'd be brought to MedBayI wish it wasn't a total accident.
>>140668786
I just wanted my gold slimes like, fuck
>>140668119
The "economics" of the station make no fucking sense. If you do the math, box station would cost millions in both resources and energy just to build the empty shell, let alone fill with equipment. The idea of "oh wull it's ackshully a munniemakin' opparashun" is fucking retarded. You'd need to exhaust every tile of multiple full mining asteroids to break even. Baystation's shitty ass ancap dystopian "cap'alism a bad tho" world-building doesn't work. It's just a convenient excuse for stupid shit like the $60 snack food that's literally only there to prop up chefs and gate chemists from Discount Meme's stuff.
>>140669052
It's explicitly stated that the station is a research station, and the vending machine prices weren't even this high a year ago. How dense are you?
>>140668975
And you would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for the CE having a radio on in his pocket so when you were talking in cargo it revealed who you were.
>>140669228
Tell that to the admins who are constantly being meme jews over command reports.
>heh, hey there kids. Yeah we know you guys are a net loss and all but, uh, you mind sending us some random garbage from [department]? You fucking better because I'm going to smash this muhfukken meteor button if you don't pay attention to me. Toodles!~~~ xoxoxo
>>140669372
I had to try. I almost decided to go all in and pretend I was mute to order Corgi crates to get my objective through pen and paper, and paying it cash with Cargo's money.
>>140669052
Mining out the asteroid takes less than an hour, which is a pretty short time to get enough money to pay for a whole station's worth of equipment, especially seeing how you can keep printing new materials indefinitely after the first batch is delivered, which might explain why the station is so unlike the ISS in the way that it has room for a basketball court and cares not for compactness and efficiency
>>140669707
https://youtu.be/lhkYIc4WlAc
>>140669707
>>140669707
I-is that Rail?LEWD
>>140669707
It's like a fucking train wreck
I don't want to look, and yet I can't stop
>>140669942
Rail has big quills, so no its not her.Plus I dont do lewds of people's characters unless I get their permission. Thus its only been my character or noname generic borgs/vox
>>140669707
>The two non-faggot highlanders kill each other
Based ending.
>>140669707
You got a gallery or something?
[incoherent scottish screaming]
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
good god that trainwreck
too bad I got killed by the only thing that could stun me
Majestic_Mastodon is a gay fucking faggot
NO HIDING
Awesome round, other then the fag hiding.
I want Intigracy to impregnate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>>140668975
In midpop, genetics is free game to get a new voice and then bald yourself with a mirror.
>Gibbed because I survived to the end and didn't die
Bullshit.
>>140670220
Elim said nothing NOTHING about not hiding.
>>140670220
This man speaks the truth
Majestic_Mastodon : I didn't want to die
> Not reveling in the slaughter of your enemies
> Not yearning for death on the battlefield in honorable combat
> Being a fucking coward
>>140670162
>mfw I chop his head off exactly half a second before I go into crit
>>140670303
>whining because you were a cheap fuck
YOU BECOME HIGHLANDER
BY KILLING EVERYONE ELSE
>>140670303
If you don't collect the heads of your foes, how can you expect to be THE ONE?
>>140670163
I have an old dA I havent really updated in a bit and its got a lot of old shitty fandom stuff on it. Someones probably already found it on here so go dig into my shitty past. Going and black mailing me on here aint going to do much since I know stuff I was into was/is shit.
neecross deviantart com/
