wah wah wah edition
old thread >>140461863
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W (embed)
Guild Wars 2 4chan Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix
xth for FHDs
tfw no trahearne bf
hope is gay lol
nnth for charr.
can i really just walk up to oothier and grab her hair and fuck her in the ass
>tfw SAB will be gone for another 48 weeks
`8th for commodore 64
>>140547621
*pats*
Those are cute FHD too
nth for shit charrposter spammed so much he pushed away all the noncharr posters
Now only charrfags are here and go figure they like a charr spammer, garbage likes garbage
Also
>thanking the dumb fuck that spams and break the rules
well i guess avatar fagging, and any other sort of spamming is ok too
>but no it wont bw because furry cucks only like furries breaking rules
cancer as fuck
>>140547531
try it
>>140547791
You are far too angry anon.
Join the shitposting fun!
>unranked bads complain about lack of ranked while 4v2ing at the enemy-capped mid for 5 minutes
>>140547531
No
Bad anon
>>140547568
No idea why it cant be year round.. I mean.. Wouldnt that make people wana play it?..
>>140547791
Oh anon~ i really dont think the charr spammer scared anyone away
I mean, who would would get scared away from images?
>>140547531
oothier said she likes noncon
This is a non-lewd thread.
Post cute and comfy only.
>>140548464
so oothier likes rape?
why is HOPE so shit at making new threads in a timely manner?
>>140548657
Because charr come and fuck everything upas usual
>>140548657
Why are you such a cancerous drama bitch that spams stupid cat images? Fucking faggot.
tfw got a cub for free
>>140548783
Seems like you're biased as fuck towards catshitposts.
You're more than happy to partcipate and encourage ratshitposting all the time.
Anyone want to talk about the game?
Did SAB feel like a desperate attempt to net back in older players to you? I didn't play much of it this time around, was there anything new?
I'll be back in a bit to see any replies!
Well im not really in the mood to.let a dumb spammer ruin my funs
Time for doodles, post cuties and ill draw which ever inspires me
>>140548783
Fuck off rexxxie you've been shitposting here for far longer than jugg has. You've got no right to judge.
>>140549172
It was, and the dumb part is, they gated it off again
Like hey welcome back old player, "k thx bye"
>>140549289
Draw me honey
>>140549395
This is the lewdest pic I've ever seen in the general.
>>140549487
Mmmmmaybe!
If I've learned one thing from caterday spam, it's that Vuncia, Snufflefu, Surb and Toga are the most fuckable charr in all of gw2g. Why can't other gw2g charr take notes from these attractive charr?... well I guess people have taken notes about Vuncia....
>>140549289
>>140549172
There wasn't anything "new" outside of multiple shortcut routes in World 2. That said, I never played it before so I binged on it hard and do feel that its removal is unfortunate.is neu back?
Wow.. How little of a life do you have to have to spam charr all week? How on earth did gw2 mean that much to you?
Thats like.. 'Seek psychological help' level
...also just really sad :/
>>140548567
noncon isnt exactly like rape, but yea in roleplay it is rape
>>140550169
It IS rape you retard
>>140550123
this is new to you?
>>140549458
For me, I didn't really have enough time to warm up to playing again. In my opinion the duration of the return of SAB was way too short to appease the old players, and too short to get the newer players in to the swing of it. Overall poorly timed along with other game releases and such.
>>140550014
I didn't really play it the first times and hadn't played this time either! I don't feel like I'm missing much outside of the heartbreak of having it go.
>spoiler
If by that you mean the Asura player next to me, I don't think they're gonna be back any time soon, but you never know!(These screenshots are old)
>>140550123
>posts on 4chan
>has no idea that NEETs exist
how new are you?
>>140549172
>implying there's anything left to talk about
Yes it was in desperation SAB returned. GW2 is bleeding players and its becoming increasingly obvious. The latest patch helped that.
No, just a few extra rooms for guild hall decorations and the orange recolours.New skins aren't content
>>140550123
>says someone has no life
>posts gay anime
lol where do you think you are?
>>140550438
>people rallying with someome whos breaking the rules
not as new as these tumblrfucks
>>140550543
the fuck are you even talking about? explain your sperging
so after some testinthe furrycuck can post a max of 1 image per 30 seconds
but at a time from anywhere
oh jeez i wonder what would happen if we made a buncha threeaadslol cuck boi, lets tangyo
>>140550414
>>140550414
>>140550414
>>140550414
>>140549786
>florburz drooling as he watchs vuncia, snufflefu, surb and toga have a wild orgy
would vuncia, snufflefu, surb and toga invite florburz into their orgy?
Hey guys, I just made a new femsura. Can you give me a rate?
>>140550493
Sort of just feels like everything worth talking about has been said more thane enough times to have a reason to bring it up.
I guess I could say that aesthetically Mesmer is still my favorite class, and hope that in time they rework class particle effects and skills to be more visually impressive in 2016+1
>>140551008
lol isn't that a world of warcraft screenshot?
>>140551008
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMEN?
>>140550381
best charr
charr are such narcissistical shitposters
tfw no cunny yeast chunks spaghetti pussy charr femsura to cum on my vae korruptia
>>140551376
oh fuck sorry guys, my bot is acting up
was trying some new algorithms
>>140551443
kill yourself jugg
Flfurries are like the immigrants
they wana come in and demand equal rights and shit and we let them
then they start shiving people and fucking up the place
>>140551797
you almost done with these?
>>140551694
and when you point them on their shit they start blaming the other groups around them. When people bash their shit culture it's always gotta be a human. If its something to do with their shitposts it's always gotta be a rat. The thread itself? Must be a salad tumblrina
charr are the worst man
>>140552072
>>140552072
>>140552072
>>140552072
new bread
the fire fades, darkness will shortly settle in
but one day, tiny flames will dance across the darkness, linked by memelords past
who knows, maybe bernie will win and ill become a professional shitposter working 24/7, it doesnt matter though since im voting for cruz
time to gohttps://www.mediafire.com/?a56uj69rjgvug1t
>>140547568
do us all a favor and go with it.
>>140552406
Bye. And try not to fuck up the next general you decide to shit on.
>>140552223
>new thread
>64 images
>102 replies
Fuck off, Kittdai
>>140548731
>he touches me at night, in bad places.jpg
>>140552223
We don't even need a new thread. Jugg is done, you moron.
I really want to get into this game again but I get instantly bored and I'm still butthurt over the jump from gw to gw2
Any alterative tips?
>>140552806
>spams for 6 days
lol someones a retarded motherfucker
>>140552806
Don't, let him keep thinking he accomplished anything.
>inb4 jugg comes back "for old times sake" and just spams again
>>140553039
yeah it's you if you forgot why he was doing it in the first place
H-hey guys....
>>140553453
HEY GRIL YOU GOT A NUMBA
>>140553705
Fun fact:
that's a female actor.
>>140553453
you put those away RIGHT NOW
Why is the anon even spamming cats? Is he just trolling?Does he just need some pettings? :0
>>140553845
That can't be true.... I see a goatee
>>140553957
Are you offering pets, Midna?Will they be lewd, sensual pets?
>>140553845
those are called actreeses
>>140554086
my bad.
>>140554050
They are therapeutic soft ones
I mean, after all, trolls are just kinda seeking attention because they didnt get any :<
Maybe he just wants to talk or sit with someome?
I meam i suppose he could just be super spiteful or mean, but something kinda had to happen to cause him to be that way
>>140554604
midna can i be your cum pet?
>>140554825
I dont have pets.
Anon youre just horny, got take care of yourself and this feeling will pass
>tfw Midna has slaves but not pets
>>140554604
>attention seeker talking about people seeking attention
lol
>>140555240
I dont have slaves either!
Gosh anons are lewd
I pet things! Cute and fluffy things, why would anyone want to turn one into a slave?
Id rather just have a ton of plushies made of them
>>140555534
pet my cute fluffy cunny you dirty little whore
>>140555660
wat
remember when mods used to ban jugg as soon as he started spamming? what happened to those times...
>>140555747
pet my body with your ears
>>140555850
we have a full-frontal salad with visible nips and what appears to be either poorly drawn vulva or an inexplicable landing strip, and that's not gotten nuked yet.
the mods have forsaken us. They refuse to do it, for free or otherwise.
do you think you'll still be playing gw2 if they ever release another expansionconsidering they didn't even finish the first one
>>140552406
I'll never forget you, caturday.
>>140551624
Whos asura is this and whats her name?i like it and im doodling something funny with it
>>140556918
That's Loppsi, Rikki's alt. She used to have twin buns and was a lot cuter back then.
>>140552406
Thanks for doing you boo boo
>>140557064
u mean rikki's fuckslave
STAY AWAY MIDNA
Just because Jugg is gone doesn't mean you ratfags should shitpost as hard as you can.
>>140557389
reported
>>140557064
they didn't fit her character
>>140557445
Yes they did!
Now she's just an ugly rat that went to SuperCuts instead of a proper hair salon!
>>140557064
>rikki
Ofcourse
I should known~
I need a close up of her hair
I need to know what on earth is going on in that style
>>140557716
If I change it again, it'll probably be to the dreadlocks
>>140557742
I can jump in game if you need a better shot
>>140557742
here's the back!
>>140551348
>le more than one guy
meme on /b/rother
>>140552406
Goodbye Squatfu. This dumb cat being cloned to hell and back is still one of the funniest video game related things I can remember, so thanks for the laughs.
Good luck and play less shitty games. You're free of this garbage now.
>>140552406
Thanks for leaving forever!
I'm going to rape Midna!
i'm so happy he's finally gone :D
>>140560036
I wish we could say the same thing about you. :/
>>140560036
me too, and now it's your turn
>>140560130
>>140560152
Naw, I still enjoy playing the game and posting in comfy threads with nice anons c:
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
>>140560248
learn from jugg and take off your shitposting cap
>>140560346
what? Point out where I've been shitposting - actually stop being stupid and trying to cause drama. Just play the game and have fun, anon.
>>140560551
right here
>>140560248
>>140560036
>>140548783
>>140548540
>>140547656
you've done nothing but spew diarrhea this entire thread
I'm going to delete my salad and make an Elonian FHD.
I want to know if I'm making a mistake.
>>140557876
So the doodle is a very grumpy asurette surrounded by happy sab stuff
Possibly saying something along the lines of "oh fuck sakes" or "great alchemy just kill me now"
Also i cant hop on, im sitting at a cafe doodling
>>140560838
That's perfect! Just let me know if you need any specific shots
Hey Faggots,
My name is Calsi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bookah, non charr, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at bookah dick. You are everything bad in Tyria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any futasura dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to msura.
Don’t be a stranger. Just whisper me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was raped by charr barb, and cucked Lani. What erp do you play, other than “jack off to FHD”? I also get futacock, and have a banging hot "girl"friend (he just blew me; Shit was SO elixir F). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>140560971
It's just not how I remember it anon.
>>140560671
You're delusional as fuck, thanks for pointing out your own personal brand of autism, anon. None of those posts are shitposts :)
>>140560838
i like this, is gud
>>140560971
you are worst rat. you are the rat idiot you are the rat smell. return to caves. to our cave cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,rata sum we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole rat stink rata sum sqhipere shqipare..rat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rat..ahahahahahRATA SUM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ascalon .rata sum we kill the king , rata sum return to your precious cave….hahahahaha idiot rat and rata sum smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE RAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ascalon+kryta+orr+cantha=kill rat…you will ascalon/grast alive in rata sum, grast making commissar of kryta . fast rap grast ascalon. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of grast… you are ppoor stink rat… you live in a floating turd hahahaha, you live in a rock grast alive numbr one #1 in ascalon ….fuck the rats ,..FUCKk ashol rats no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. grast aliv and real strong wizard kill all the rat golem with dredge magic now we the krytans rule .ape of the zoo presidant zojja fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and rata sum wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. kryta greattst countrey
give me the rat
>>140561587
No.
give me the cat
>>140561587
>Tfw mhs
>tfw no lewd femsura gf
>>140558450
the biggest avatarfags we've had recently are also charr, dont be a retard
>>140560928
>>140561367
What she should say? I feel like "fucking kill me" is kinda out of lore... Meed the asura equivalent of "jesus christ" or "just end me now"..
Well i guess the last one could fit
Give ideas anyways!
>>140561367
Come on buddy, be reasonable here. Those posts are not constructive at all nor do they add anything useful to the conversation. They're shitposts in its purest form and that's totally ok man.I do enjoy a good shitpost.
>>140558620
retard
Ah well, heres what i got. Will take a better pic laater
>>140563028
shut up faeeq
>>140563028
You are. :)
>>140563221
retard
tfw no super banana bf
>>140563315
GIVE ME HER. HAND HER OVER. REEE WHERE DID SHE GO?
>>140563275
i'm going to tell drosera right now to demote you if you don't shut the fuck up right now faeeq
>>140563451
retard
>tfw you will never blow up schools with faeeq
>>140563721
Faeeq is a nice guy. The most likely candidate to blow up a school is eric the school shooter"i need to take a break" keggin.
>>140563097
im torn.
its good but
no smug face
im emotionally torn
>>140563893
Way to kill the joke with your retarded keggin obsession faggot.
>>140564029
Posting about Faeeq so much is the same thing. Maybe look into a mirror.
>all these non human characters
Show me your boys!
>>140564110
>le one guy
kick yourself like you were kicked from hope venom
>>140564212
That's a cute boy anon. Wanna hold hands?
>>140563950
>smug
your rat doesn't know from smug.
>>140564341
Are you a girl?
>>140562013
maybe something like this, but with science!
Mike didn't actually do anything wrong what the fuck Anet he's still banned
>>140563097
I love it! Thanks for being our drawfriend!
fluffy femcharr cunny
>>140564846
tiger cub*
I can't wait for season 3 of "45 minute queues for no reason"
>>140567429
i can't wait for the next season of 'omg im suddenly such a good pvper look at my pips haha these leagues are great!!!xD'
tfw no vae bulge to take comfort in before bed
>>140567831
there are at least a thousand other charr in the citadel and you want to fug the one that doesn't fug.
>>140568372
there are none quite as handsome as grae
>>140567721
I can't wait for the next season of "TORK getting one pushed by pug groups half their size"
>>140568507
Aw ;D Don't be upset anon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAEFTzz-to
>>140564214
He's not venom, I am. I haven't posted ITT in days
>>140568482
hes ugly on the inside
t. faeeq
>>140568482
Florburz
>>140570219
hi cuck, your inside doesn't matter, it's whats on the outside that matters to people
>>140570278
he looks like the retarded runt of the litter they both shared who was then sent off to divinitys reach for boarding school because he couldnt make it as a real charr
I love Faeeq! I'm gonna marry him!
>>140547375
For real tho why can't I fuck him
>>140570545
who am I addressing right now, a fanboy?
you are beneath me in every respect
>>140570612
>same face, different hair
I guess hair styles mean a lot to charr culture.
>>140570219
I would like to believe he wouldn't say such things on a rodent and feline shitposting simulator.
>>140571292This wont end well.
>>140570982
Thank you, your taste is excellent, unlike >>140570612
>>140570545
I feel bad when i dont use characters i make. All these abandoned alts that just want some fresh air...
>>140568974
First of all, nothing in this video looks like a 2v1. Looks like 3 consecutive 1v1s. Secondly, the TC group is the biggest of the three. TC has at least 39 here and the other groups have more than 30. Maybe you should adapt the ways of 2014 Maguuma and learn how to fight with 1:4 odds and stop complaining about nothing.
>>140572334
Lol. You really are delusional. This footage was taken during the week when FA and DB aligned in order to 2v1 TC. This shows exactly what they'd try to do - FA would push in, get pushed back or wiped, then DB would push in, get pushed back or wiped, vice versa - they tried to 2v1 us down but failed. I'm not surprised you responded as you did ;) The fights were great that week tho, farmed FA and DB until the cows got home, no matter how hard they tried to work together to take us they still got rekt. I've still got tonnes of footage to edit from that week!
>>140571975
park them by some of the larger JP chests, so you'll always have something for them to do.
>>140571292
you do end uppenetrating his ass with a thick barb., so that's something
>>140568974
>that lack of skill
>that dubstep
>that shitty editing
WvW... WvW never changes..
>>140572757
Don't be mean :( Pls give us some tips on how to be more skillful anon!
>>140572585
What motivation did they have to 2v1 you? Maybe you should complain on the official or unofficial forums about it and see if other people think it was a 2v1.
>>140574076
go google it or check reddit lol, and why would I bother complaining when I clearly enjoyed the fights? It was sad to see them try, that's about it c:
>>140574410
Nothing found.
>>140576059
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4ebntq/massive_war_in_tier_2_the_rebellion_needs_you/?limit=500
goodbye squat
Rate/critique my daughter, please and thanks
>>140579551
huh, pretty interesting, you go for a more gritty look, I hope your outfits reflect that expression. I think she'd look better if her eyes were more realistic, unless this girl is supposed to be hypnotized
>>140579551
she looks interesting and nice, anon
>>140564426
I like this rat
I would like to hold Midna's hand...
I would like to hold Vae's hand...
I would like to hold Rikki's hand... and Calsi's hand..... at the same time.......
>>140579551
She looks like your wife's daughter.
I was looking at soume builds and they suggest mighty infusions of the trinkets but i can only equip one with the offensive infusion slot. So am i supposed for the rings to have one ring attuned and the other not?
>>140583485
Nah, you'd need both to be attuned, you're just gonna have to deal. Those infusions are memes anyway.
>>140579684
>>140579819
>>140583128
I didn't enjoy being human all that much, so I just made another salad. Thanks for the help, though!
>>140584678
>made a salad instead
it doesnt matter if you changed race, you're still a nigger
>>140550014
FAT NOSE
TINY MOUTH
>>140584678
Nice you created a salad with a couple too many chromosomes.
I want to cum inside Oothier.
who is this rat?
Calsi is a girl?????
>>140585442
Your inductive reasoning is greatly appreciated.
>>140572757
>gw2
>skill
>>140585953
I honestly can't be bothered to load your poorly compressed screenshots so I'll just continue to assume it's shit. :)
It's not fair. The rat is too thick.
autism
>>140586090
k
>>140579551
>>140584678
>>140585953
>>140587212
>>140585953
that's an...interesting slider job
>>140587494
looks like a tranny
maybe that's what they wanted
>>140587980
>tranny
You know that salads don't have a gender, right?
>>140587980
i'm beginning this person is just inept at making a decent looking character in gw2 considering their lineup is filled with mostly garbage attempts at 'females'