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Last thread: >>140111041
First for let's ban and report macfag
>>140269009
Second for shut down this shitposting hub
Literally no reason to keep it alive. You can't name one positive thing this place is doing. It's just a circlejerk hangout for the 3dsfags
>>140269180
>wanting it to apparently die but bumping it anyway
Thanks for keeping it alive, friend!
How long until the investigation?
>>140269415
How long until his mom snaps and takes away his vidya?
anyone else stoked for Odin Sphere?
>>140269819
Probably never
>>140270073
I'm stoked for zelda NX
>>140269009
Why tho?
>>140270442
Fuck off serpent
>>140268914
>super smash bros crusade and super smash flash are listed in the pastebin
How come this isn't in the pastebin?
http://youtu.be/351CO5_8fbM
>>140270606
Fuck off pame
You can chain-grab in melee
Take that tr4shfags
v0.0.1b update file, compatible with US smash 3ds: https://a.desu.sh/fxnoev.7zdt/ls, raw files: https://a.desu.sh/jbovvw.7z
>run into a ssbg goer on FG
>body him
>he goes Mario then Sheik
>still loses
Your villager is ass because you don't know dick about fundamentals, playing Sheik and Mario won't save you from being garbage, just makes you a crutch player. Stop spamming Lloyd and fair, it's predictable af.
>>140274045
>not posting names
scrub
>>140276057
>trying to namedrop
Who /alcoholic/ here? Ever played smash while buzzed/drunk? Tell me interesting strories and your go-to drinks
>>140274045
was it pame
Does the first hit of Shulk's Uair combo into anything on landing?
Also does Shulk's Jump-Monado Uthrow > Uair have a percent where it's a true kill confirm?
Shouldn't have made this dead as fuck thread
>>140277338
Then host or ask for games instead of bumping it dummy
3ds dubs? I'll be here all day
>>140278480
fuck off pame
>>140278678
Fuck off retard
>>140278979
fuck off pame
>get dragged by friends to go clubbing again
>just want to play smash like the good ol' times
>bob head to the club music and imagine myself playing smash
>go home drunk and play solo smash for two hours
>sleep
kill me
>>140279459
>having friends that enjoy "clubbing"
>>140278480
You're here all day every day you fat bum
>>140279459
Nice fucking blog retard
This thread was a stupid move. Kill it and move on
>>140280205
Thanks for bumping it and keeping it alive, my friend!
Amirrite?
>>140280303
Losing to Little Mac was a mistake.
>>140280303
>losing to macfag
why couldn't they added this song in Ryu's stage?
http://youtu.be/WeE0GFs7gWs
Dubs?
>>140283391
fuck off cancer
samus's feet are pretty cute
>>140286062
>Looks for matches
>Gets called cancer
And you wonder why this general is so shit now
>>140286543
He was obviously joking
I've got to say though, finding dubs is much harder lately.
>>140286671
>joking
No you are part of the cancer killing this place by enabling and encouraging blatant shitters like hoody
Fuck you.
be of playing games with the Fishy
>>140286671
Wii U is dead desu
All I see here anymore is us poverty schmucks
>>140286987
You are mistaken. If anything, YOU are the one enabling them by namedropping and drawing attention to them.
>>140286987
NNID? FC?
>>140287218
holy autism
>>140270905
Added.
>>140287218How do you even put on a trip
>>140286273
I want to hug Samus.
>>140287498
I want to cum inside samus!
>>140287220
Falkore
>>140287579
What if she becomes pregnant?
>>140287610
>falkore
>cancer who plays with chazo
pick dos
>>140287742
Abortion silly she is a bounty hunter can't have rugrats ruining things
>>140287810
I don't think I'm cancer, though if you beat me in a FT5 I'll leave this shithole forever. But you won't.
>>140287579
do not lewd samus
>>140287218
>not filtering hoody
Like I said, cancer
>>140268914
how can you play bayo if you dont love her like terrence
is now not that time for games?
>>140287982
You were cancer ever since this incident.
Hell macfag and the 3dsfags are better than you.
They may be annoying faggots but they aren't legit assholes who shit on people
>>140288525
>screencapping your own shitposting
How can someone be so self aware of their own shitposting and be okay with it?
>>140288674
I found it the other day while looking for my speedtest, the screenshot
and thought it was funny
and saved it
did i commit a crime, officer
>>140288674
macfag, fishy, pame, stef, are the worse kind of shitposters.
The shitpost and then pretend they didn't do nothing
>>140288839
Gayposting that happens every thread and derails the thread isn't funny nor relevant to the thread. If you want to ERP or gaypost with Hoody all the goddamn time, take it to Skype or something. Don't shit up the thread.
these are cool fun posts but personally i love the posts where we're playing games
can we be of playing games
preferably super smash brothers for the 3ds
>>140289012
ya but when I did that he was super creepy so no thank you sir
>>140289012
who are the trap posters in the threads - fishy and hoody?
>>140287987
But she's built for sex
>>140289060
Then just don't it at all. You always make posts about "I just want to play games!", but then you fucking gaypost through out the whole thread. This isn't your personal chatroom.
>>140289091
Hoody posts a lot of traps, Fishy always likes to have long-winded "conversations" with him where every post is supposed to be some "sexually flustered" thing. It's annoying as shit.
>>140289287
that's cool but can i just have games right now
I don't care about then
I want games now
thank you
>>140289287
>, Fishy always likes to have long-winded "conversations" with him where every post is supposed to be some "sexually flustered" thing. It's annoying as shit.
Why is this fucking allowed again? Like, I see it all the time but no one complains.
But make one post on Rivals of Aethers and you get a lynch mob
>>140287954
What if Samus is pro life?
>>140289439
Wrong general
>>140287987
>can't lewd Robin
>can't lewd Samus
>can't lewd Lucina
>can't lewd Palutena
>can't lewd Rosalina
Who can we lewd?
>>140289515
Thanks for bumping it and keeping it alive, my friend!
>>140289439
Too many people here are gay themselves, so they got something to rub their dick to. Rivals of Aether doesn't have anything like it, so it just gets memed on
>>140289439
It's not okay. I'm sure most people here are against the shit those two pull. It's even shittier because they think they do nothing wrong, especially Fishy: >>140289386
Wish the mods would do something about it.
Do I really have to wait to play with Macfag again
like cool you lot are faggots sitting on /ssbg/ shitposting cool
no one fucking gives a shit
Just play games
>>140272837
>lostboy.cia
>>140290007
she might be dabbin but you not slick
fuck off shitposter
>>140289771
But I never see anyone shit on them when they do it
>>140289618
You forgot that you can't lewd Sheik, Zelda, Marth, Pit, Dark Pit, Corrin, Toon Link, Wii Fit Trainer, Ness Lucas, Kirby, Ike, Jigglypuff, Mr. Game and Watch, Roy, or Link
That's the full list. Notable leftovers I guess are Peach, Mega Man, Bayonetta, Villager, Mii Fighters, and Ryu.
>>140290007
>pretending you don't shitpost all the time
Kill yourself.
>>140290129
Not him but it's futile at this point
Someone really just needs to contact a mod or something
so is everyone too busy shitposting for video games
should I come back later
>>140290887
>pretending you don't shitpost all the time
Kill yourself.
>>140291052
Where?
>>140291126
Yeah, at this point you're either a two-faced lying faggot or some super autist who is in deep denial
Kill yourself
>>140290340
>Can't lewd Corrin
>with that outfit.
>>140291756
no I mean
where do I pretend
>>140288851
Macfags alright he hasnt shitposted in a while
>>140292161
fuck off pame
Anyone want to play?
Preference is dubs, but its whatever at this point
>>140293028
Fuck off cancer
You are part of the cancer killing this place by enabling and encouraging blatant shitters like hoody
Fuck you.
>>140290678
and I thought /4ccg/ was bad.
>>140293028
Hey Swat, did you happen to save that second Luigi match from when I ran into you on FG recently?
Really wanted to see what caused the knockback direction to go all wonky, but I forgot to save the replay in my haste to get started again.
>hurrr namefags and tripfags are killing this general
>despite theyre the ones asking for games most of the time
Obviously the shitposters that tell everyone to fuck off and let it die arent the ones killing it
>>140293878
I wanted, but actually ran out of room. Im sorry I really should open up some space cause that kill was kind of crazy.
Need one for dubs
>>140293936
Basically this. Their complaining isn't helping it live at all.
>>140293936
They scared off the rest of the general holy shit you are a moron
>>140294120I thought you survived it, I just remembered my upB sending you in a weird downward direction like you'd been hit by Jiggly's Dsmash
Please let there be games
2122-7933-7145
>>140297038
Thanks for killing the general asshole
>page 10
Who killed /ssbg/?
>>140299661
I did
>>140297038
Wait for me
Any games going on?
>>140300971
thats evil
>>140288545
What's wrong with Shitting on people if they deserve it
Can I be of playing games now
>>140302510
Fuck off cancer
>>140297038
I wish all Mac players would participate in self harm
>>140302735
Gimme five mins fishy
>>140302735
>still posting shitpost porn pics
>>140302854
Alright, host whenever you're readyUse mac ya faggot
Dubs?
>>140303397
Im too tired
Chazo should fucking hang himself
>>140302941Hosting
>>140303724
Oh alright then. Maybe next time then
>>140303671
I'll be around to ask for more later.It feels good to play WiiU dubs again.
>>140303397
I'll do dubs
Fuck guys, need to rant
I'm sick and tired of being trash at this game. My friends who have had the same playing time as me, hell even less, destroy me. I lose every fucking one on one online. Right now I raged so hard after getting destroyed YET AGAIN that I threw a mini tantrum and nearly broke my DS, that's how bad it's gotten. God damn it how do I get good at this stupid game
>>140303676
Only Chazo will disagree with this
>left music on
>Envy was on
>repeated line is "Don't deserve it"
This isn't helping
>>140304279
I believe it's all in the mindset
You have to be aware of what you're doing, what the opponent can do or will do. That, and you need to be observational in order to see what moves can link into others.
>>140304858
I hate you
You'd think with a move as powerful as KO punch they'd give it a more exact hitbox so that it didn't hit behind you
>>140305153
Fight me
>>140293936
>It doesn't matter that I ran into the mall stark naked and broke a few shelves a few weeks ago! I want to go and buy dinner now, so it's all good!
>>140305165
Fishy you retard, if you extend your hurtbox by throwing out a grab or tilt, Of course you'll get hit by KO punch.
>>140305563
I hadn't used any move.
>>140305303
What the fuck are you even on about? Thats the most retarded comparison i ever read
>>140305629
Who were you playing
>>140304858
i like kurogane
>148
>nothing fucking kills
ryu seemed alright but I just realized I can't fucking kill if everything is supposed to combo
except for one fucking move that you're too short to use against
>>140305752
Ryu.
Anyone for some 3DS dubs?
We need 2 more besides me and Swat Kat
Alsocaptain America Dies, Ant Man TRANSFORMS into Giant Man because of the Pym Particles and Aunt May appears
Lol one us had to go down so I said "fuck it" and flew offstage
>>140306136
For someone who is uptight about rules, you sure like to be a faggot, don'tcha?
>>140306543
Stop replying to pame dumbass newfag
>>140306136
>trying to spoil me
>implying i didn't spoil myself ages ago
Are you picking random characters again?
>>140306543
I'm asking for games, unlike you and your Coheed and Cambria posts, so fuck off retard.
>>140304123
>Braxton
>>140307081
No, I meant to pick Peach.
I fucking hate Bowser. I don't understand how anyone can play that piece of shit character
>>140307167
>it's ok as long as i posts spoilers from comics and movies
I think you're the one that's retarded
Looking for dubs!
>>140307447
>pher_summon.txt
>>140307509
Me you motherfucker.
>>140307506
You're not asking for games, why do you keep tripfagging?
Again, you ARE retarded
Who 1v1 3DS here?
I'll host
>>140307903
I'm not asking because I'm in a game already, dumbass
At least I'm not the one waiting for dubs all day like a retard
>>140308153
>I'm not asking because I'm in a game already, dumbass
That doesn't mean that you should keep your trip when you're talking to someone that isn't playing with you, RETARD.
>>140308354
You already know why I don't take my trip off, yet you keep responding like the dumbass you are.
Go play with bots or something dude
no, I haven't picked random. I'm going through the characters I have any knowledge of.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10068657
>FOR ONLY 10 DOLLARS YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGMbUfAhfY
>shilelding the KO punch
>again
Haven't you learn from yesterday?
>>140308482
Because you are a special snowflake?
Not even that guy.
>>140308482
Actually no, I don't know and I don't care.
Again, if you're not asking for games ,don't use your tripcodeRETARD
>>140309081
>hey fishy have you literally gotten at all better
no
>>140309340
>Oh shit he is still responding!
>>140309074
>DK checkmate
>that fucking happened
well fuck cloud
>>140309441
>unrelated image
>unrelated post
Everyone here follow the rules, why don't you follow them too?
Which characters do you like so far?
>little mac's jab fucking hits through ROB's shield when it's barely gone down
No.
>>140310569
None.
This is fucking insane.I didn't expect smash to be what makes me realize I'm legitimately fucking retarded
>>140310919
Don't be let down, you a pretty good marthcina player
How would you fix Shulk?
Don't do that, actually play.
>>140310993
>pretty good
>rarely even take a stock off
I can accept I'm garbage.
>>140311117
You cant fix perfection
1v1s?
>>140311214
post name
>>140311214
Host
>>140311261
it's faggot
>>140311305
hosting
>>140311381
Comm error; rehosting
Downsmash has a bigger fucking hitbox that Hoody's fucking nose I swear to christ almighty
>>140310569
I've played Smash 4 since release, and for the longest time there wasn't a single character on the starting roster that I liked enough to make it worth gettig into.
Now, I use primarly the DLC characters becuase I find them the mostfun.I'm also afraid some might call me a pay-to-win, which isn't true 'cause I suck
I managed to fuck up the input and downB twice.
Sometimes I amaze myself.
A few more for me, gotta do grocery shoppingDon't be disheartened, I used to be shit a while back when I started playing Smash Bros, just keep mastering your character
>there's no other character I've ever tried learning
fuck
/so/ good at bayo
>>140312403
Just pick a character you like or have a specifc property you like about them and use em.
Then pick someone who's just fun to play as.
>Bayo
Why? You hate me or something?
>>140312532
just trying to learn the stupid shit
it's not working tho
>>140312516
Already did.
>>140312403
Remember the "don't get hit" tip? Well, it's actually not a ruse
Probably you play so recklessly and aggressive, making you just a moving punching bag
>going for that
fuck off
>these posts
Fishy on /suicidewatch/
>>140313114
I love it.
>>140307528
is it just me or has he been rather quiet recently?
>>140313048
I've been trying.
And through months of fucking playing this game I haven't learned yet.
>>140313114
basically desu
>>140313365
Lrn2read
>>140313224
He's been rather quiet ever since some sensitive anon flipped off on him providing huge paragraphs of invaluable advice.I miss old Pher.
>>140313534i miss him in general
>>140312797
Ggs, gonna call it there. Got some things i needed to take care of. See ya
ggs swat
i really need to work on my bayo
any tips or am I just doing the same things over and over again?
>>140313617
ye, ggs dude
>>140313410
>hey fishy, get better
I have news.
>this lag
Alright fishy, I think that's my signal for me to go.
Fun games, it was nice playing against that array of characters, thanks for playing with me.Enjoy your day and please don't be too upset[/spoiler
Thanks for the games, MacfagThis is depressing
Someday.
>>140313583;_;
>He doesn't main Wario.
It's like you DON'T want to be a good goyim
>>140313879
>character Hoody avatarfags with
ayy
>>140313686
>gets advice by others
>HURR DURR NO IT DOESNT WORK
Then go fuck yourself faggot, being a self-pity attention whore doesn't work
Being more passive and learning to read your opponent improves your fundamentals
>>140314041
I main Wario in PM, I can't get behind his moveset in Brawl and Sm4sh.
>>140314295
Fuck off pame, as if you are better at giving advice
>>140314295
>he thinks I haven't been working on it
thank you for repeating the obvious senpai
>>140314326
Funnily enough I hate his fucking PM Moveset.
Well it's actually only one move that ruins it for me. Why in the fuck did they make his left and right regular punch a charge punch?
If you mash you just end up slowing yourself down. THE NORMAL ATTACK IS FOR MASHING SO DON'T ATTACH CHARGE MOVES TO IT make that shit a special or something goddamn i want to like PM wario but that one fucking alteration fucking infuriates me any time I try to play him.
>>88789894
Who are the toughest players in this general?
>>140315556
Muh dik
>>140315556
Panchito
Pher
Jojo
Jacob
Chazo
>>140315812
>Jojo
>Jacob
>CHAZO
>>140315023
Nice link, faggot.
>>140315556
Chance
Jojo
Pher
Jacob
Macfag
>>140315812
>>140316737
>3ds fags in charge of ranking good players
oh i am leffen
>>140315812
>>140316737
>forgetting THE remzi-beater, THEListerMr
Need two for dubs
>>140315812
>Pher
irrelevant 3DSfag
>Jojo
lagger
>Jacob
Lolwhat
>Chazo
barf
>>140317482
>winning in lag against mfreeva
not much of an accomplishment
>>140317483
depends on who is in the room
So I just bought Bayonetta and already half of my wifi games are just the other guys SDing at the start and changing their names to "5.99" "killurself" "no skill" etc. My friends also refuse to play when I pick her.
Is this necessary? If she was this good she would actually win tournaments.
>>140318974
It's full now, sorry.
>>140320515
why post then? retard
>>140320225
Tryhard bait
>>140315556
Panchito is the best player here
>>140320225
this is really bad bait
>>140320843
>>140320969
Sheik and Rosalina are okay but Bayonetta isn't?
>>140321053
Yes.
>>140320225
>If she was this good she would actually win tournaments
Except she does?
>went to a tourney last night at another campus
>was an end of the semester bash bracket so the top 16 seeds didn't get to use their mains
>friend that's seeded 1 gets me seeded 7th even though I've never played in the region before
>go all Duck Hunt
>actually do pretty well and get 7th
Fun.
>>140321053
Anyone that actually believes this is retarded. Bayo isn't acceptable, Rosa has never been acceptable, and Sheik is still a little bit beyond acceptable.
>>140322276
>Sheik is still a little bit beyond acceptable.
She's already been neutered twice what the hell do you want from her
>>140322893
>still replying to nerf whiners
Wanna play fishy?
>>140322893
Removing the 50/50 was a great step in the right direction but she still completely owns the neutral against damn near every character. It'll take her a lot longer to kill you now but you still don't really get the opportunities you need to kill her. I don't want her to be shit but it's not "okay" for any one character to still be able to destroy all the other characters for free 90% of the time.
>>140323896I'm trying to learn a new character right now, sorry.
>>140316048
>loser semis
How did he even get that far
>>140323909
>it's not "okay" for any one character to still be able to destroy all the other characters for free 90% of the time.
She's top tier. That's literally what it means to be top tier. Get over it or adapt, she's more than fine the way she is now.
>>140324169
>you will never be this asshurt
Feels good.
>>140324250
>she's more than fine
>she can still practically invalidate 50 characters
>she's more than fine
This is the part I'm saying is wrong. Yeah she's top tier that's a thing but no matter what the game is, having imbalance that bad is not fine or anywhere near fine. It happens constantly but it's not fine.
>>140324169
By...playing in training mode or something?
>>140324457
>asshurt
I don't think I am?
I might be I dunno.
None of the characters I work how I want to do, so screw it, I'll learn a new one.
>>140324598
I've played all of 16 matches as it before now, I don't even know half of its moves. Just trying to learn moves lags and all that before I go on FG.
>>140324756
You should take a break tbqh. Find another game. Smash does nothing for you if all you do is play online. Hell, it probably will be empty online in two years.
>>140325426
One of the stupidest posts in this thread.
>>140325489
And you're a nigger
This friday is the next biweekly Project M netplay tournament. If you're interested in entering, you can sign up here.
http://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/i5SgJhkG0iSorry about there not being a tournament last week, by the way.
>>140311117
Give him the Monado II or III and slightly better frame data.
>>140326919
Time to learn PM in a day.
Everyone in this thread should do the same, at least, if you actually care about playing Smash and not thread drama.
>>140327698
How can you play project m online if the servers are down on the wii?
>>140327849
Netplay using Dolphin.
It's all in the pastebin in the tournament information.
>>140327849
Netplay, through dolphin. Read this if you want to give it a try.
https://www.smashladder.com/guides/view/264y/project-m/project-m-netplay-the-sd-method
>>140326919
Post a reminder earlier into the day so I don't forget and do other shit until it starts.
>>140327958
>>140327910
Ah, i see. Thanks for the info, I'll try it
>>140325426
Leave him alone, he needs to train so he can beat that smug prick macfag
>>140328191
Dope. I think I need to update my Dolphin version though.
Are these specs good to download and run the dolphin emulator?
>>140328598
I'd be smug too if I could body people with a character that only has to get thrown off a ledge to lose a stock
>>140329779
y is ur cpu at 200 C
>>140329779
I'm a bit more worried about your CPU temp.
>>140329941
>>140328598
The smuggest, jacob falls in second smuggest, that ness prick
>>140329779
>198 degrees celsius
>>140330073
Why, is it bad?
>>140329987
>>140330346
Idk, usually it goes a bit higher, like over 215c. Is that too high?
>>140330346
>>140329987
>>140330073
When does it start melting
>>140330717
You're CPU shouldn't really be any higher than 90C, and ideally it would never go over 80C.
Basically, you're slowly killing it at that temperature.
Did you, uh, apply your thermal paste correctly?
games?
>>140330125
you're breaking my heart anon
>>140331006
>3DS
>>140330995
Thermal paste?
I nevr thought it was way too hot, the only issue i had with the computer was everytime it would run games at the medium high setting i get a smell of toasty plastic, thought it meant it was running smoothly
>>140331202
i'd play some wii u
>>140330995
>You're CPU shouldn't really be any higher than 90C, and ideally it would never go over 80C.
if your cpu breaks 70c you are doing something horribly wrong, even on a laptop. the heat won't damage the cpu itself, but the residual heat will slowly try everything around it; ram/northbridge/surrounding capacitors
>>140331474
>please be bait
>>140329779
>CPU at 198
That's AMD for ya
>>140331474
>Thermal paste?
>>140331529
>Wii U
>>140329779
WATCH OUT IT'S GONNA EXPLODE
>>140329779
Anon its a miracle that everything else in your rig isn't in the high 80's due to residual heat
>>140331529
Now that you mention it i had to replace the frame several times since it inexplicably melted a hole from the inside.
I assure you it aint bait, im not pretty good at computers
Is macfag 3ds chazo?
>>140331474
Lmao did you buy your pc prebuilt?
>>140332652
I bought the parts separately and bought the cheapest ones. I think i did something wrong while assembling it
>page 9
Please let us put it put of its misery.
FINAL THREAD
hunk pit and lolitena
>>140334281
>less than 300 posts the entire day
Lol
>>140334518
Left isnt Pit as well?!?!
>>140334281
Not the final thread. You can leave if you want, but we'll still carry on without you. Have fun elsewhere!
>>140334613
This is Leffen, a player of SSBM with a friend who is with m2k aka jason zimmerMSN
>>140334840
leffen looks hella ugly in that
>>140334946
He is hella ugly.
>>140335339
hes not that bad nowadays
he looks like a guido asian faggot inthat
>>140334840
>M2K lost
Need two for dubs.
People always just steal the last bounce on my trampoline when I use it to recover. How do I avoid this?
>>140338390
Never put yourself into a situation where you need all three bounces.
who 1v1 here?
>>140338390
what >>140338519
said. Always use the pac dot line to recover, remember you can turn it backwards to avoid predictable recoveries, since thats asking to be spiked sometimes. You should never need to use your trampoline bounce 3 times unless you already fucked up or something like bouncing off the corner of the ledge.
>>140338786
Thanks for the obvious
>>140338972
I bet youve never even tried to turn your side B backwards to recover you ungreatful swine. I know for a FACT because I never see Pac-mains do it when they need to. And if its so obvious you/he wouldnt have asked
Have you ordered it yet?
>>140339696
No. I'm not a tool.
>>140338519
>>140338786
Thanks for the advice. I guess I've gotten used to using all the bounces because people don't punish it, but now people are starting to, so it's time to adapt.
>>140338786
If nuclear war would happen tomorrow, only cockroaches and chazo would survive
Fuck off already to your discord
>>140340404
Some of the Deinococcus species would probably also survive. Some other microorganism is supposed to be able to withstand way more radiation than cockroaches and shit too but I can't remember what it is and I'm too lazy to google it.
>>140341302
>too lazy to google
>not too lazy to paragraph post
Why hasnt the fbi got you yet?
>>140339696
No, I'm too busy wondering what his future in smash will look like with his currently long 'break'.
>>140341669
Like his girlfriend: Non-existant
Who /dirty/ here?
>>140345107
Not me
>>140345579
Fuck you yes you are
>>140345710
But I just showered a few hours ago
>setup PM
>I can barely even wavedash anymore
Ho boy
Who said playing Smash was like riding a bicycle?
This is going to be interesting.
>>140346292
Playing is easy as fuck
>>140346292
>forgetting how to wavedash
>>140346137
You can wash away the dirt, but you can never wash away the shame
games?
>>140350259
Games.
>>140350259
sure
>Best Lucina
>its not a /ssbg/ player
shit general, shut it down
>>140351447
>Fiahy
>>140335339
nah senpai, find me a better looking melee player
you can't
>>140353938
Ice
No homo
straight outa a korean boyband
>>140315023
>>140316245
https://fireden.net/vg/thread/88766806/#88789894
>>140355923
fuck off jake
>>140355923
pher was even more fake than falafel. literally noone talks like that IRL.
Page 10.
How would you guys fix Bayonetta?
>>140362489
nerf her hitboxes/distance
up b/side b doesn't go as far as it does now
freefall after second up b or side b
Problem solved.
>>140362489
shrink the landing hitbox on downward abk and give it significantly more landing lag
fix retarded disjoint on utilt and fair
reduce uair and jab combos damage
increase bair landing lag
change bat within on her airdodge to frame 3+
change witch times intangibility to super armor
fix the compounded landing lag from her aerial combos so that it cant be canceled by landing with certain hitboxes
pick three
also maybe fix her throw ending frames since theyre all kinda terrible except uthrow at mid percent
>>140276658
>Ever played smash while buzzed/drunk?
oh yeah. That's how i loosened up and got good at the game. I'd get agressive and have my shit punished when I was sober. After having a few drinks it slows down and you start to play better.
>>140362489
fix THIS
Is it possible?
>>140371083
lol no
>>140371083
with TAS anything's possible
>>140371083
Oh I thought the Pichu was a CPU too
maybe then, if you can exploit their retardation and put on team attack. Bizzaro Flame did that vs 3 max handipcap level 9 CPU ganons and won
>>140339696
wondering is not spelled how it's said, dropped
It's divegrass season again /ssbg/, so stop being dead because its time to update your memes
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qEavd0D0fxa7h2dKnwD3dts5Jd3Qw43LIRA8Lt5dL88/viewform
also feel free to drop any suggestions on what 3d models should be used for the player's heads.
>>140377440
dude polybius, my man. /ssbg/ is dead
Everyone who was there for the past divegrass games have all left or are in the discord
NO ONE from the former games is still here
Only a bunch of newfag circlejerkers have been squatting in this abandoned place and they don't give two shits about anything going on with /ssbg/. They just place by themselves and mooch off this place
If you REALLY want us to still have a team, talk in our discord
>>140378529
Noone is in your discord besides the top shitters faggot, everyone hates it
>>140378739
We really don't deserve a team. There is ZERO camaraderie in this place.
No one cares about /ssbg/. Everyone is just waiting for it to die
>>140377440
Just remove us. The memes are all dead. Sorry.
>>140355923
Wow, Pher is an asshole
>>140377440
None of those memes are relevant anymore.
What's sad is we don't have any memes to update now.
/ssbg/ has died. No more memes in this place unless you count our daily hate for certain shitposters here "memes"
But seriously, we don't deserve a team anymore
Requesting video games thank you
>>140381156
>we don't have any memes to update now
A-Anon..
>>140381156
Honest question. What can we do? Let's say there's some possibility that doesn't include simply giving up on this place (as easy as that would be, as bleak as it seems), what can we do to bring life back to this general?
>>140378529
the rules require proof of the slightest bit of interest from the general itself, so if everyone that cared really moved away I don't know if there is much that can be done about it
Also its not mandatory to update the memes, that's just to have a roster that represents the general somehow.
Anyways, this is all for >fun, and I think there are general way more dead participating, and some that just baffle my mind like /ksg/ signing up and showing interest.
If there is truly no interest in watching some AI vs AI soccer then I have no problem taking the team off the list. I'll just give it until the deadline in 2-3 days to do so.
>>140382080
Why the fuck did you respond to the biggest shitter
All the good regulars left and the biggest shitters found an even worse place to hang out (chazos discord, not affiliated by ssbg besides him trying to shoehorn it here 24/7)
>>140382080
There's really no interest left. The roster doesn't represent the general anymore because the memes and people associated with it are long gone.
I'm really sorry, man. If you still want to keep us as a sort of zombie (especially since you said there were other dead or strange generals participating), then, sure, but I would personally be against it.
>>140382080
I personally would be against a team just because our memes are so outdated and contains references to people and activites loooooooong gone now.
Anyone for 3DS? It's been a while. I'm probz rusty.
>>140383280
If you can get dubs going I can join.
>>140383754
Down for whatever
What character is most cancerous in your opinion?
>>140384294
Rosa
>>140382080
It'd still be fun, but people have been so anti-fun lately all the memes recently are extremely negative and not worth adding in a fun thing like divegrass. Still many of those memes still accurately represent the general, especially with a few relevant replacements.
>>140377440
>tfw no new memes
>>140384507
>Two Rosa mains I know complain about Cloud a lot.
I guess it's because it's a bad MU, but man when you guys call him cheap and stuff I think that's weird since you play the original "unfair" character. The one you don't have to pay extra for.
>>140382080
I think you should be able to just keep our current roster, they still represent the place well enough.
>>140384972
>they still represent the place well enough.
>represent
They really don't.
>>140384832
That's cause Cloud's neutral keeps Luma dead which hurts Rosalina's own neutral a lot. That and he can be kind of hard to space out in general.
>>140384972
But they don't.
>>140385367
they represent what the place once was, but they don't represent the place in its current state
>>140385583
>>140384972
What about the game representatives? Stuff like Ridley or Luigi. Those are still relevant to Smash, this place be damned.
>>140385412
Cloud has the best neutral in the game bar maybe Sheik and/or Diddy, he's annoying as fuck for anyone to play because you have to be so careful and hope he makes a mistake because you're getting walled out if you can't catch him in a bad spot.
>>140385412
So when someone finally has a better disjoint than Rosalina the Rosa mains get mad about it?
>>140385632
those are fine and thosei kept in for my vote i think, but stuff which refers to ssbg as it used to be is kinda outdated now
>>140385770
We could always have more Smash Bros character reps then. Throw in Cloud and Bayonetta because of their dominance in the game.
>>140385726
That happens a lot when someone has a really effective tool or move gets countered, be it Smash or other games.
>>140385682
As strong as his neutral is, I think Cloud's doesn't compare to Sheik or Diddy. He's really good but not up to their level in my view.
>>140385914
those'd work, yeah
though you'll have to come up with a few more than that if you want to replace all those old ssbg things with other stufffreesam
If Bayonetta is such a good character, why do I never see other people use her online? Is there some sort of unspoken stigma?
>>140386301
Pretty much. They use Bayonetta and have a ball doing her 0-death combo. Then when they get 0-deathed themselves they tend to stop playing her cause they know how brutal it is being on the receiving end.
>>140386138
Of course. We could have either Daisy, Wolf, Shantae, or whoever else people wanted to be in/return to Smash 4 so the implication is that they're not good enough for Smash 4 so they just play here.
>>140386482
I like this idea. We could have a few players like that be the bench of the team
Anyone want to play?
>>140386703
Yeah, and there's quite a few you can think of. There's also Shovel Knight, King K. Rool, and, even though he's still technically in the game as an AT, Waluigi.
>>140386482
seems good to me
it's like they're playing for a chance to get included in sma5hwhich will never happen after all
>>140386734
>maining FoX
>>140386837
Smash 5 would probably be Smash for NX, which will probably be Smash 4+. It'd probably include all the DLC characters (if they can still use 'em that is) and stages and music and they can continue to add more stuff.
>>140386734
Go host
>>140386301
Too difficult to play online.
In North America she does have a stigma attached to playing her. People say Bayonetta shouldn't be banned because she has no results in NA, but the only reason she has no results in NA is because there's almost an unspoken rule against playing her. So it ends up being a circular fallacy, she has much better results in Japan and Mexico where the "soft ban" doesn't exist and so she is played more freely.
>>140386734
>>140387157
Oh goddamit. Sorry panchito I somehow got the wait 10 minutes disconnect from online message
Can you wait 8 minutes 30 secs?
>>140387194
>Bayonetta too difficult to play online
I know input lag can sometimes hurt other characters but how is that at all the case for Bayo?
>>140387903
I don't know, I wouldn't want to play character that need successive inputs to be successful in an environment where inputs can be dropped. Also the 10 frame buffer online can make those inputs a little different when playing offline, which is something that a Bayonetta player might not like.
There's a reason why strong single hit characters like Dedede and Ganondorf are popular online.
Games
>>140388634
fuck forgot my name
>>140355923
>there will never be a pre-chazo /ssbg/
>>140388848
Beginning of 3ds /ssbg/
RIP /ssbg/
2012-2016
>>140311704
>hitboxes larger than hoody's nose
>bigger fucking hitbox that Hoody's fucking nose
You don't see me complaining about Wii Fit Trainer's hitboxes being as small as your ass.
>>140389186
you fucking take that back
>>140389186
lol were you around when fishy had a depressive breakdown?
>>140388561
>Le Ganondorf is s tier online meme
>>140389391
Did it sound that bad?
didn't aim for that
oh well
also someone play with me
>>140389169
It was killed by the drama forcing shitposters.I know I've felt less likely to join/ask for games because of how ready people are to shitpost anyone who posts their NNID/FC and name in this general. I'm even considering finding one of the Discords. I'm sure I'll get responses to this post saying that isn't what killed /ssbg/.
>>140389682
>giving a shit that someone is so fucking worthless that the best way they know to spend their time is shitposting on /ssbg/
I hope you're joking comrade
GeeGees, Klic.
Anyone else want to play?
>>140389861
I'm not.
It's obnoxious to have people constantly jumping down your throat when all you want to do is play Smash.
It would be even more of an issue if there were a decent amount of new players coming here.I know you thrive on the attention, though.
>>140390087
If posts on 4chan bother you that much, I recorded this gif just for you.
Just ignore them. It's silly to let them bother you.
>>140389931
host
>>140387470
You up for some games Klic?
>>140390289
It's not a matter of getting bothered by posts, it's about shitting on a small community and driving away people.
>>140390643
why are you giving them literally any thought
who gives a shit
they're only bumping the thread
Letting yourself get bothered by them is stupid.
baka desu senpai
>>140390450
Yeah sure. You on my friends list? I'll host
>>140391291
I ain't was just interested in playing you. NNID is Koopa1989. I can play for round ten games if thats ok.
>>140391525
sure send me a request
>>140391579
wait what I am saying I'll send the request to you
>>140391579
What's your NNID?
3ds games anyone?
2122-7933-7145
>>140391291
Ggs Klic. Thanks for the set.
Ggs Pher
Well damn haven't faught a good bowser main yet. Didn't know what to do at first.
Would love to play you again sometime later. I need to learn this matchup! ggs
>>140394449
Sure, I'll be around here and there. Either later tonight or tomorrow/weekend. I'll see you when I see you and cheers, you got a neat Zelda yourself.
>>140394661
Honestly I didn't get to show off some of the cooler stuff I could do with zelda since I kept dying at 50 off the side from your smashes lol
Had a bunch of SD too. I'm a little rusty.
>>140394770
It happens, ye can't always be top dollar all the time. If you want to catch me easier and more reliably, I'm on Anthers ladder under the name Koopa1989. Just drop me a line there and we can see if we bump into each other again.
>>140394879
Oh, I haven't looked at Anthers yet, but I'm long overdue to start. I play on for glory way too much.
>>140395009
Its alright. I mainly use it just to talk more than play but it makes organizing things a lot easier. I'll see you when I see you anyway.
>>140395273
I'll probably take a look at anther's sometime too.
You got skype?
>>140395603
Oddly not, I never got round to using it at all. I just play here and Anthers for online the odd time when I can.
>>140395840
Okay well I guess I'll start checking here more often too
I'm going to study this matchup some more lol See you around
>>140395949
See you mate, take care.
Sorry, that just wasn't fun at all. Unfriending you. Feel free to re-add me when you don't play such annoying characters.
bgs don't waste my time
>>140397326
Ryuko a shit
>>140397326
Lol says the guy that plays a pathetic excuse of a character, get gud newbie
>>140397869
Don't do that.
>>140397326
>fraudchito johnning hardcore
>>140397326
>tfw 3ds players never get this salty
Thank god
>>140398387
>who is Serpent
Who wants to play dubs?
>>140398387
Wii U fags always have an inflated egotism, look at chazo for example
>>140398684
No one since you filtered everyone, you asshole
>>140398180
>>140398320
>>140398387
>>140398706
>they think panchito is serious
>at local
>mac main is there
>play main vs main
>beat him 3 times straight
>looks frustrated
>play classic co-op to cool off
>asks to fight again
>go mac
>beat his mac
>he goes robin
>come back after a 2 stock handicap
>d-tilt K.O punch to win
>he gets up and slams his controller on the ground
>mfw
Vhere is zee games at?
Pls respond
>>140402115
Host.
>>140402554
Hosting
I meant to up-B
GGs Falkore, you still play an amazing Ike like always, but i gotta finish my laundry
Thanks for the games,and please don't No-contest like that
>>140407638
No.
Get a Wii U so I can stop playing with gimped controls.
>>140407887
>Get a Wii U
>get a dead console
lol
>>140407638
>losing to Ike
>losing to falkore
>>140409259
Whoever said he lost?
Anyone able to make a Smash version of this?
who 1v1 here?
>>140410398
tfw not on the list
>>140410609
Update your 3ds
>>140410751
No, and asking this repeatedly isnt funny. If I wanted to play with my 3ds, id put my FC in the name list.
>>140411085
FC?
>>140411085
I'm not asking to be funny, I'm telling you so I can have a go at you. If you say you're that great on the Wii U, surely you can do well on a tinier screen.
>>140411270
I dont particularly care about winning or losing. I play this game to have fun, first and foremost. And I have a lot less fun on the 3ds so its near pointless for me to play unless I have a good enough excuse. Im certain Id win, because I am a superior player and you play an inferior character, but being limited by the controls isnt fun. It has nothing to do with the screen. Plus the XL's screen is great, I dont use inferior products like the OG 3ds.
Put some money on the line and I might consider
What do you fight for /ssbg/?
>>140411270
>macfag acting all big and tough because he beats 3ds scrubs
Le mao
who 1v1?
I wanna try playing Lucina so I'm gonna suck big time.
>>140411641
>doesn't care about winning or losing
>say he is more superior than me because "match-ups"
You can't just make up that statement if you haven't tried going against me bruv. I played against a lot of dedede mains and players who counterpicked dedede locally, and I assure you they got the same results.
Update your 3ds
>>140412279
Let sleeping dogs lie man.
>>140412279
There are some characters that dont matter how well you play them unless you are some reactionary god. Little Mac is one of them. He is a very solid character, but what you see is what you get when you play a character like that.
I also play multiple characters, not just DDD. But thats besides the point.
>>140411958
I'll play against you cuate, gimme a minute to get stuff out of the dryer
>>140411641
>didnt see the money part
I thought you said you play for fun, don't be asking for handouts. You're an adult, you got a job, right?
>>140412694
I need a good enough excuse to even bother to waste my time updating a game I dont want to play. Im doing you a favor, since youre the one constantly begging me to fight you.
If youre so confident in yourself its easy money for you
>>140412694
>You're an adult
Yes
>you got a job, right?
No
Why do you think he's asking for money?
>>140412694
>>140412936
FT5 when?
Loser leaves the general
>>140412694
shit gotta go grab some food, I'll be back in an hour or so
>>140413339
It's alright, I'll be around in that time too
>>140413152
If he ever updates
I wish Kirby was half as good in Smash as his music was in his games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FxHXbmSTjY
>>140413843
I can play a few Grng, its Pher. I'll go for around 8-10 games.
>>140413907
Kirby was half as good as he was in his games in 64.
If the wiiu people are bad on the ds but the ds people are good, does tha mean the ds people will do way much better than the wiiu regulars?
>>140414502
Not really. DS is awkward for most because its small and a lot of people don't have much dexterity in their hands on top of their hands being too big for it.
>>140414502
>but the ds people are good
>ds people
>good
ayyy
the world you are looking for is "delusional"
>>140414502
Wii U people aren't bad on 3DS
>>140414502
>DS people
>good
>>140414658
*word
>>140413843
Guess you're not around. Early snooze for me so.
>>140414074
Alright, you still around?
Hosting
>>140416160
no
>>140416160
>futa
1v1s?
>>140416907
Yo
Hosting already
>playing against a girl who mains corrin and Bayonetta
>she thinks she's good for using broken characters
>mfw
>>140417641
She thicc though, gotta excuse her for that
>>140417641
>has to mention it's a girl
I'm glad I'll never be this insecure.
>>140417641
>corrin is broken
>>140419395
Fuck you, corrin is a crutch marth
GGs Rosie, ihose were fun matches. But I'm going out right now.
I like your kirby combos
It was great playing with you again, thanks for the games!
>>140410156
with what?
>>140419912
ayy thank ya
your Mac is as good as ever
also I felt like they were closer than before, but I dunno. maybe I just got really lucky a ton
anyways, any tips or? you can answer when ya get back, or don't. either is fine
>>140420159
From what i seen with kirby, he crouches hella low, which makes my smashes and grabs be useless against him. It's a good alternative to counterattacking Mac.
That's what I know so far, idk how kirby is played lol
>>140419568
Corrin is for people that don't want to get good at tipping, so instead of eventually graduating from Lucina to Marth, they just play the OP character and expect to be carried.In my mind, OP and straight up busted (which Bayo is) aren't the same thing. OP characters are basically the top characters, overly strong but bearable, busted ones just need to be removed.
>>140420856
>duhhhh i main corrin becasue i suck at smash
Go to fucking hell, piece of shit. play an expert character, like rosalina, you faggot
>>140421113
>Like Rosa
That's downright pathetic, I would never lower myself to play that "expert" character.
Just tell everyone where Corrin supported you.
who 1v1
>>140412936
If you make a video condemning child pornography and saying you aren't a pedophile I will donate $10 to your next tournament.
>>140422138
NNID?
>>140422220
You won't get my sweet dollaydoos until you make that video.
>>140421113
I don't main her though.
Who's an E-celeb in this general? Evry general has their own E-celebrity
>>140422660
Penta.
Ganondorf players in general.
>>140422660
no one cares
>>140422587
fuck off, he's not asking for games, he even mentioned he's going out
>>140422832
Thought he was stll around >>140420483 my bad
>>140422660
macfag
Anyone for some videogames? Either 1v1 or Dubs
Also, about /ssbg/THE REAL BAD GUY IS BARON ZEMO, CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES, ANT-MAN BECOMES GIANT MAN BECAUSE OF PYM PARTICLES, AUNT MAY APPEARS
>>140424781
Don't play with spoilerfags. piece of shit, was gonna see that movie with my boyfriend
>>140424781
nice offtopic shitpost
>>140424781
i'm up, host pls
>>140425264
>>140425519
It's not my fault that the Winter Soldier attacked Wakanda, and now Black Panther is seeking for revenge.
>leffen cant get into the usa
LETS HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THESE BASED STATES
USA USA USA
BUILD THE WALL
DEPORT THEM ALL
>>140427496
Thank you /pol/ for your contribution to this thread. Now please go back where you come from.
Hosting pokemon dubs, feel free to join.
fuck someone play with me
>>140428715
I'm only interested in doubles, sorry...
Is this the place to talk about rivals of aether? got a little interested after watching beyond the summit, is the matchmaking populated? One of the things really holding me back from playing (and learning) melee is a proper matchmaking system. Going to the locals populated of autism and assholes just doesn't interest me.
>>140429404
Have you tried going to a local before?
>>140429404
This ain't the place.
>>140424781
Oh the movie is out?
>>140429813
yes and the reasons that I listed are why I won't go back.
>>140431261
explain further please
>>140431403
It's actually more my autism than theirs, many of them are cool people but I am so much worse than almost everyone there it feels like a waste of their time and I hate it. the tr4sh players are legit autistic for the most part though.
>>140429985
where would that place be? reddit?...
>>140431731
Probably. This is Super Smash Bros general, so you'd be better off finding like a RoA Reddit or something.
>>140431731
>tfw i think i act autistic at locals
>don't care, can just improve my personality
also i think a fatguy/chick? hit on me
>>140431731
Trust me when I say that you're not wasting anyone's time. Shit, even mew2king started out getting 4stocked by everyone he played. If you enjoy it, keep going. You'll get better, as long as you try to get better
>>140432205
right but when I literally don't know how to talk to people it's kind of hard to hold their attention.
>>140432371
Now, that's a different story altogether. Sorry, anon. You might get better at that with time, though. Doesn't hurt to try.Actually it'll probably hurt at first, but nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Just remember you're there to play the game and have fun.
>getting four stocked by a mac main
Kill me
Is it worth trying to buy replacement parts to fix a controller or should I just buy a new one?
Who's interested in doubles?
>>140433071
Just buy a new one.
>>140427496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHNZrgtFKUM
of games, comrade
>>140394386
>pher's not dead anymore
>>140434161
Would you be ready for doubles?
(You can play Lucina/Roy in my team so you will not suck)
Looking for a small set of dubs
>>140425789
You just got rused by an impersonator, my man.
Wanna do dubs?
>>140434336
s-shut upsure
>>140433976
Source on that leffen reading lettter part
>>140434390
no :(
I wanna do 1v1
>>140434563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdVejIOYp-M
>>140434390
Wanna play doubles with Fishy and Rob?
If so, one more player would be missing.
>>140434702
>Smash Bros Melee is not consider a legitimate sport
Best part of the whole thing
Hungrybox's real name is Juan??!!
>>140434821
Ok, but Fishy must host.
>>140435074
It makes no difference who will host, but whatever.
One more player for doubles I guess.
>>140434992
we not esports now
>>140435232
I don't have Rob anymore
>>140435074
o-oh
>>140435447
And why is that?
>>140435528
>>140435232
We could play with a CPU
>>140432018
>>140429985
and yet hoody and fishy can talk about traps and their sexual frustration all day and everyone is no one says a peep on them
>>140435739
CPU's are really to fucking dumb. There have no coordination or shame whatsoever.
>>140435739
I dunno, I'll just host for now unless someone else does.
I don't care.
>>140435756
Only on Tuesdays.
>>140435739
Someone said dubs?
Anyone else think Bayonetta needs a nerf?
p-please...
One more needed to dubs!
One more for doubles.
>>140436357
Ok, I'll do dubs but I literally have never played them.
Please don't hate me if I'm too shit.
>>140436357
Sorry Fishy but i did tell jane i was gonna host for him when I was back
>>140436268
Hosting amigo
o-oh
nevermind
Two more for dubs.
>>140436470
Hoody told me a couple things when I started, just sorta be aware of your teammate so you can do things together.
>general is so dead that we've been on the same thread for almost 3 days
lol
anyone wanna 3DS? i'm bored as shit
OK, let me show you the fun of items.
Gonna be my last Game, gotta leave
Ggs guys
>>140437943
My bad, i went to take care of things, is dubs still open?
>>140272837
Explain what this post is referring to.
>>140438148
Yes.
>>140438148
yeah one spot open
>>140438549
Coming
I only watch people play this on Twitch anymore.
anyone for 3DS? dubs/1v1/FFA?
>items
>still
>items
>>140438952
I'll dubs
>>140437226
Host up
>>140438715
Why is that
b-be more gentle
We vatos now
>Corrin's Fsmash killing me at 70%
literally why?
>>140439204
I am subhuman level bad at playing against other people, and they did a wonderful job making playing every single player mode 200% no fun this time. I have nothing left but to watch other people be good.
Don't sharestock when I'm at 140 please and thank you
>>140440039
best team
>>140440489
>I am subhuman level bad
You get used to it eventually and just play anyways.
>not snapping to the ledge
Thought that was impossible in sm4sh
IM SO SORRY MACFAG
>team assist killing me
Can't say you didnt deserve that
Sick team combo Jane. :^)
Next round team change,
>>140441637
I call macfag
Alright Serpent, gonna call it there, it's at the amount of lag that makes it not fun anymore
ggs senpai
>>140442529
I wasn't getting any lag at all? Weird.
GGs Horn. I gotta get used to Corrin, mang. She attacks from weird angles. Must be refreshing to play a Ness that doesn't spam PK Fire though, ay? :^)
Anyone else for 3DS or am i going to go get drunk in the gutter early?
That was planned.
>>140442748
That was legit
>be tired of sm4sh bc really tedious doing the same shit and feeling floaty with every char
>started playing melee two days ago
>get 20xx 4.05
>get down marth's chain grabbing with jump cancels, dash dancing/wavedash game
>can chaingrab fox max 5x for now
>learn to approach
>now need to get to local melee communities and maybe sm4sh on the side
jfc how did i let this game collect so much dust
marth in sm4sh is really trash
>inb4 anon mistakes in-game physics and momentum play for glitches
>brinstar
reconsider your past mistakes friends
>playing SSB4 with friend
>1v1, both random
>I get Dr. Mario, he gets Pit
>both on final stock
>me at 30, him at 90+
>just need to connect a good hit
>fight moves offstage
>I Up+B him for the KO
>It's a Star KO
>I fall below the Blast Line and lose before he actually get KOd
>running up and upsmashing me in the middle of it
t-thanks for the love tap macfag
Ike and Mac op desu
>>140443475
>up b
>Doc off stage
>star KO
>doc falls before star KO finishes
I don't think there's any position + opponent DI that can actually cause this situation
>>140442993
>feeling floaty with every char
>picks up Marth
Okay kid.
>>140443835
>implying melee marth is as floaty as everyone in sm4sh
>can't throw macfag off the stage
hell
>gerudo valley
friends
One more for me guise
>>140444094
Not quite but still floaty. And also for gay babies. Anyone that goes into melee and decides they're going to play Marth isn't playing melee right.
So I've been using this guide to hack my wii and get 20xx but I have no idea what to do with the newer version of the 20xx iso. Whoever wrote this guide made a file pack with different shit that I don't need. What the fuck do I do with the 20xx iso?
Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l_l5kpMerHY6IE92lia2aM3F6iL7WyQvTEU7pPe_7LU/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Super fun doubles games guise, but gotta bounce.
Wife needs me.
Thanks for the matches everyone, you make a good teammate fishy and jane
>the only stocks we lost in that one were from each other
Thanks for the games, dubs, but I'm done. Those were fun!
>0 synergy with Rob
Why friend
ggs dubs
anybody up for some 1v1's?
>>140443697
incorrect desu
>>140444656
I'll play.
>3ds people leave
>thread dead again
please come back
>>140444656
Host.
>>140444656
>>0 synergy with Rob
You may explain that.
>>140445429
wait 10 minutes please
>>140445380
We're still here though.
>>140445508
Sure thing.
>>140442993
don't worry you're gonna do the same really tedious doing the same shit and feeling floaty with Marth
>>140444436
Literally nothing wrong with Marth
>doing what I don't like isn't playing melee right
Sorry you fell for the Fox only no items FD meme
>>140445729
Ok, gonna host now.who are you
Who else is stoked EGLX? Leffen is my husbando
>>140447246
EGLX?
>>140445729
am I being meme'd again?
>>140447246
>Leffen
I'm guessing the armada and japs have that Visa shit sorted out before hand?
Anyone up for another dubs games?
>>140447551
Probably.
It's usually around now the faggots come out with nothing better to do.
>>140447819
Yeah.
>>140447519
http://eglx.ca/smash-bros/
>>140447873
We need 2 more!
>>140447819
yes
>>140447678
EGLX is in Canada.
>>140443697
This happened in a major Melee tourney once I believe. The time ran out before his opponent died from star KO
>>140447989
>>140447873
Somebody host.
>>140448740
Hosting now.
Hey next time Chazo and Mac guy or whatever are around tell him I have a $25 gift card for winner.
Yes I am willing to part with it just because I want to see who wins.
So there, there is the money offer.
>>140449063
>wasting your money
>>140449119
You're not seeing the bigger picture
>>140449262
Explain it to me then
Any tournaments going on?
>>140449063
as much of a shitbag as chazo usually is, he's still a much better player than macfag. don't get me wrong, he's a great little mac, but his playstyle is very limited, and mac as a character is even more limited.
>>140449529
Well I guess we don't need to see the fight.
And quite honestly chazo has never done anything amazing with D3. Or the mii fighter. Or DHD. Or Lucina.
It's not as if he is some terror either.
>>140449697
>It's not as if he is some terror either.
he's not, and he abuses wifi d3 to get his kicks (and then gets obliterated by good players). but macfag is the epitome of a little mac player: nothing but super armor and mindless (but well-spaced) aggression, no clue how to play safe once you figure out his spacing, and no alt to swap to in the mu's mac is hopelessly gimped in. he's good, but 100% gimmick.if he'd copy pher's patience and utilt spacing, he'd do a lot better
>>140449529
>>140449063
macfag and his friends (serpent, jane, pame, stef, fishy, etc) have become the most obnocious circlejerk here
it's so painful seeing them complement each other, saying how good each other is while jerking off
a fucking echo chamber of complements
all the 3dsfags are shit
>>140450031
You don't even play the game. Who are you to talk?
>>140449063I don't play for money
>>140450224
Who are you?
>>140450031
I don't play with Macfag so, no.
Anyone here? I can play on the 3DS or Wii U.
>>140450224
>you win
>you don't get gift card
>Chazo wins
>he gets gift card
Woah, that was hard.
>>140450410
What is the point then?
>>140449505
Today? VSGC has some visitors from northern florida playing Smash 4. Showdown Smash is doing their normal weekly in Smash 4. Other Smash 4 streams and most notable melee streams are just smashfests, training etc.
This weekend we got EGLX that's stacked with Mang0, Armada, Leffen, Hungrybox, M2K, Westballz, Axe, Dajuan Energy McDanial, Wizzrobe, etc, as well as Ally, SuperGirlKels, Venom, NAKAT and I guess Ray Kalm, etc for Smash 4. Also Midwest Mayhem with Abadango, Void, iSudying, Zinoto, and JJRockets for Smash 4.
Or if you want something else, not sure, these are the notable ones I can think of.
>>140450189
>>140450343
it's true.
they say shit like wow you got the best X or Y fighter in the general when they are mediocre
or make rankings or other shit between themselves
literally. a. fucking. circlejerk.
>>140450352
NNID?
>>140450504
So Chazo updates his 3DS and plays I imagine? He needs an "excuse", beyond someone wanting to play him, apparently.
>>140450614
>or make rankings or other shit between themselves
No ones has done this.
>>140450623Teufeldolch
>>140450614
>being this jealous
If you want games just ask. We tell players they play well with their characters because we arenot complete /b/tards
how do i git gud with marth and ryu?
>>140450959
play them till you win 10 matches in a row.
>>140450790
i bet you were the same complete retard who was defending macfag when he first came here
How do I start fighting you guys so I can git gud?
>>140450614
>literally. a. fucking. circlejerk.
hasn't /ssbg/ been like this since smash 4's release?
>>140450790
>no ones has done this
>literally had someone spamming a 3ds tier list not too long ago, and all the 3ds players always replied to it asking about position or saying "me in ____ tier, what a surprise! I'm improving!"
FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE DUBS
>>140451251
I remember people replying to them, but I've never seen anyone take one of those lists as a serious statement of their skill.
>>140451237
Technically every /vg/ general is a circlejerk.
>>140451221
NNID?
>>140451471
>inb4 I'm on 3DS!
>>140451251
Are you seriously mentioning the 3DS tier list? That had nothing to do with "3DSfags." That was an unassociated shitposter, just like you.
>>140450285
>who are you?
>>140451014
>>140450031
Please stop giving me attention
>>140449529
Pame you haven't play against me recently, you don't know what you are saying
Anyone want to play?
>>140451273
We need one more
>>140451636
I'll play you
>>140451609
You still make the same mistakes you always make. Get over yourself.
>>140451805
who's hosting?
>>140451471
>>140451536
Is there a problem with 3ds?I got both. NNID is AdmiralQQ
>>140451923
I don't have Rob, so you host.
We just need one more
>>140451876
>you still make the same mistakes
>>140451818
Added. Room going up.
>>140451940
If you have the Wii U version you shouldn't need to ask that
Anyone want to play?
My NNID is Sakuyadorf
>>140452181
Just making a joke!
>>140452078
>Shield break
Welp, I suck.
GG.
>>140451923
One more for dubs
Me
Jane
(Probably) Rob/Rosie
>>140452636
It happens to everyone.Except me.
>>140451940
>>140452886
put me in coach
>>140452902
>Except me.
>>140453074
Post FC
ne 1 4 3ds
>>140453224
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>140453263
That's not a Ness picture
>>140453318
>Play 5 matches
>A total of 2 KOS
I think we're done here. GG.
>>140453263
DUBS
Anyone want to play a few?
>>140453548
Good games. Don't get discouraged. I suggest cutting down your roster to 1 or 2 for the time being to work on the neutral.
>>140453643dubs r4 scrubs
>>140453678
Host so I can make another montage
>>140453727
>playing Smash 1v1
>not liking dubs
No wonder why you're bald with no real friends Jacob.
>>140453854
>>140453678
I guess I'll stick with my two favorites for now. Thanks.
Anyone else want to play?
>>140454134
sent
>>140453727
H O S T
>>140453731
>room is up
>doesn't join
ANYONE ELSE GAMES
>>140454396
Okay, opening a room now.
1v1 or dubs
>>140454812
host
Looking for Dubs matches
>>140454892
Hostin
>already with jacob
Oh, I'll be on my way then
>>140455591
I thought you were a ruseboi because you're not tripfagging
>>140452902
>Except me.
>>140454709
Good games, I had fun!
>>140456160
Thanks, so did I.
>>140455970
Stop posting this.
Who is the saltiest person in /ssbg/?
>>140456358
Dorf
>>140456358
Shitposter-kun. According to him, every single one of us is responsible for killing the general because we're all cancer
>>140456457
>>140456358
>saltiest person
>Shitposter-kun
You mean Falkore?
>>140456457
He's right
I kinda want to dabble into Melee competitive. Is it too late to join in or should I just stick to Smash 4?
Where would I even start to get into Melee aside from my locals
>>140456932
get 20xx modded on your wii and/or copy the 20xx te data from a TO
ssbmtutorials on yt will help you with most things
and your hands may hurt from techs
also smash di is pretty rough so i dont really suggest it coming into the game. (different from normal di)
>>140450031
I don't have Smash anymore. I traded it in today forP4G
>>140456358
Macfag obviously
>>140457384
>I don't have Smash anymore.
Why are you here, then?
o are you done? ggs jane, was a ton of fun. you've definitely been putting some work in, good times
>>140457384
>doesn't have the game anymore
>still comes to the general to see if you're name dropped
Literally why
Sorry Jacob, something came up
GGs, I'll be back in a while!
>>140457775
Shut the fuck up
>>140457706
why else is anyone else here? to shitpost obviously.
>>140457384
>tfw I already had P4G pre-downloaded on the weeaboo handheld
Feel gr8
>>140457829
no prob bob
>>140457834make me :3c
>>140457936
Fuck off Peridot.
>>140457836
Fuck off stef
>>140457571
He never gets salty
>>140457825
>>140457706
Tourny discussion (EGLX is tomorrow) and I still have Melee and PM. I just won't play Smash 4 anymore.
>>140457936
I only had the 4gb SD unfortunately so I needed a hard copy
>>140458017
Thread is about to die butyes, I am stef
>>140458260
Post tits
Good games, Dorf. Good luck with that montage.
:^)
Well guess I'm dead on this game
>>140458396
Neat games Chito stop getting shield broken
New thread
>>140458423
>>140458423
>>140458260
Steam ID?
>>140458260
Fuck off, go play P4G
>>140458631
The last time I joined a steam group or added someone from steam they found my Skype and Twitter account
>>140458632
I just started, I won't be able to "play" for like another 2 hours
>>140458926
You know the rules.
If you won't play Smash anymore then just leave
>>140459385
But I can discuss the tournament and the thread is dead:(
>>140459653
>the thread is dead:(
Just shut it down
