Laziest, most entitled edition
>/dsg/ Player List
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>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
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http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>KING'S FIELD
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>DEMON'S SOULS
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>DARK SOULS
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>Essential PC mods
http://pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB [Embed]
>POSSIBLE FIX FOR 0 NODES ISSUE:
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>DARK SOULS 2
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>BLOODBORNE
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>DARK SOULS 3
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>Character planner and science
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls3stats/home
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_JoBtL4BafHEYXeE0z13gdO7DNCuvzs9aKMgcSHayHY
https://battlecalculator.com/dark-souls-3-class-selector/
>Character sliders
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EXGIWRHO8lgeHRyb8fzDMeKPpuzyWGq-HA9v-udWRYg/edit?usp=sharing
str best
>>139065207
Why the fuck are there two Firelink Shrines, Miyazaki?
>>139065258
first post best post
>>139065258
What are some weapons with good elemental scalings when infused. Preferably when infused with Chaos.
From previous thread
>>139065214
I try to be tolerant of people that are new to souls games, but goddamn.
Youare waifu is a shit.
Also reposting for new thread >>139065150
So what is the foolproof way to keep Greirat alive through to his third pillaging quest?
I want to use my tongue on Rosaria's
Is it safe to change your name via CE?
>>139065226
poise is useless in DS3, so use light armor with a greatshield if you can. greatshields all require loads of strength though.
Does anyone else feel that the game is lacking gimmick areas?
There is no senS fortress, no tomb of giants, no shulva, no brume tower, no shaded woods.
All we get is a swamp that has been done better.
I was so hyped for the giant archer in undead settlement.
It could have been a 4-1 with some sweet cliff exploration and destructible structures, but it was nothing.
Why?
Should I go Strength/Dex or Strength/Faith?
Or even Strength/Int?
How do Oceiros
I'm done with the Souls series.
Call me a casual all you want but frankly, those games are fucking garbage.
First I started with Demon's Souls, the most niche since it appears only
on PS3 so I expected a certain level of quality... I was wrong.
Almost immediately the game dissappointed me on it's delivery, the character rather than
running slides making it look like an autist on a skateboard, very irrealistic for
a game that gets namedropped for the "awesum atmosphere!!!!".
I got killed by the huge monster and "blahblah ur supposed to", well get fucked,
it's shit.
I manage to understand how to enter worlds after a while, apparently it's a hub-world kind of deal
(1999 called they want their mechanics back).
Long story short, I got literally killed like 60 times already and I've heard I'm supposed
to reach a boss...
This game isn't "hardcore" it's plain frustrating, it isn't "atmosferic" because graphics and movement
feel like they are ripped from a PS1, it isn't "fun" unless you hate yourself.
This isn't over though I said to myself maybe Dark Souls will be better so I download it from
Steam and apparently it's stuck at 30 FPS for some reason (crysis, metro, prey all work like a charm so
dont try to point at my PC because your PC might aswell be a fucking portable fridge compared to mine.
Now I tell you what, even if I pretended the FPS businness was nothing (hint: it's a HUGE deal and
if you're into gaming you know that) the game itself gave you a fucking broken sword at the beginning with which you
deal as much damage as a toothpick.
At that point I was already mad, then I get to this boss (it had a huge healthbar so I guess it was a boss)
and it kills me and kills me and kills me without me being able to do any substantial damage until I fucking Alt+F4,
tear off the printed steam code and delete all the game contents.
>>139065336
STR/DEX
Why are some arguing that Deep ≠ Abyss?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abyssal_zone
Does Pyro flame not count as an upgraded weapon?
>>139065308
Longsword
>Uchifags and Washingpolefags everywhere
>Curved Swords are some of the strongest stabbing weapons in the game
Wouldn't be a Souls game without this shit.
theres quite amount of lag when pvping right?
or the hitboxes just keep jumping when doing so
>tfw running a train on cinders boipucci
>>139065343
Stick to his legs like glue. Dodge accordingly
What happened?
How many patches do you think it'll take for this game to become something other than straight sword R1 mashing?
fought with some guy called ayy lmao outside Pontiff. You here?
why is the first alcove empty
who is supposed to go there
>>139065421
try out the halberds anon, most fun i've had so far. not the regular halberds though, the ones with the poke R1s are shit
>>139065381
Because the game has no relation to a wikipedia article. The Deep magic is unrelated to the abyss magic. The Deep is the sect Aldrich is a saint of, with a religion dedicated to him and his Deep magic. The Abyss is what Wolnir succumbed to
>>139065343
How does it feel to murder a father and his child?
can i farm weapon infusion gems? i need lots of heavy
>>139065283
There are three.
>>139065343
Lock him here.
>>139065381
Not that I am disagreeing but are you seriously bring a totally irrelevant wiki article into the discussion?
>>139065448
won't be fixed until the first DLC at the earliest
>>139065443
YOU WERE THE ASHEN ONE
>>139065443
Hope you bought the season pass :^)
>tfw about 70% of my friends list summoned for nameless
>shouldn't be annoyed at other people for playing the game they want to but getting pretty irritated
fuckers summoning for best boss REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>139065350
>>139065503
I'm Ashen Two.
>>139065465
Gwyn's firstborn.
>going through dungeon
>look down and see the profaned capital and that giant bowl of fire way below me
>my dumb ass immediately thinks it's the lordvessel after not touching dark souls for like 5 years
>disappointment when I realize it's not and I'm just an idiot
I stumbled upon a rainbow.I also stumbled off a bridge once the fight started.
>>139065332
Smoldering Lake was definitely a gimmick area
>2 great swamp rings
>can not equip both
why
>>139065438
>Summoning for Soul of Cinder
>0 fan mail so far
>start patches squatting over their face after i kill them
>tears flood in
>>139065283
Are there? I'm pretty sure they're the same place, when I put a message in front of the arena for Champion Gundyr in the Untended Graves, I found the exact same message in front of Iudex Gundyr's arena in the Cemetary of Ash.
>Host has no animations and is just floating around
Seriously this is the 3rd time in a row, what is going on?
>>139065465
nameless king
>>139065498
Even then, the only thing that'll change is that a different singular weapon will dominate the entire game.
That's how it always goes.
>>139065438
what SL are you for final boss co-op action?
>>139065258
CRUSHING
DAMAGE
PLEASE HELP!
PLEASE HELP!
PLEASE HELP!
Can't find Greirat corpse anywhere after I send him to the castle
Wiki said it should be on the archive roof, but there fucking nothing
>>139065421
What's a good curved sword? Doing DEX for my second playthrough and don't feel like doing katanas
>>139065556
C-Team
>>139065470
I'm trying to perform at a decent level with the Farron GS but it is outclassed by traditional weapons. It can't poke as well as katanas and it won't stagger as well as the other greatswords. It seems to have a decent match up against straight swords though, funnily enough.
>>139065456
ayy lmao became one of the biggest normie memes years ago anon
>that massive drop in damage from Blessed infusion
Please tell me the scaling makes up for it. I don't give a shit about the tiny bit of health regen it gives you.
>invade FC
>3 straight sword users
>fallen knight, target shield + dark sword
>he spam R1 four times
>roll away from my attack
>spam r1 four times again
>roll
>again
>I'm dead
>two rolls don't help
Maybe I forgot how to play DS after BB but what to do against
>straight sword aggressive spammers
>katana run attack only spammers
>farron deja vu sword L1 L1
I just have no chances against them. Parry seems doesn't work for me online for unknown reason in DS3.
How are Dex infused twinblades on a high Dex character?
>>139065624
>Parry seems doesn't work for me online for unknown reason in DS3.
git gud
>>139065616
no, the only worthwhile thing you can do with blessed infusion is to have an offhand broken sword for the HP regen
>>139065616
>Please tell me the scaling makes up for it.
It doesn't. Blessed weapons have terrible damage in exchange for health regen and killing skeletons permanently (might also do more damage to skeletons)
>People are still posting the "I soloed every single boss!" meme
I don't really understand what compels people to lie so complete strangers think they're good at videogames
>>139065568
Can't wait to start my STR build next
>>139065624
i havent played pvp much so far but latency seems to range from bad to fucking terrible
>>139065624
Use claymore or brigand axe to counter straight swords
>>139065675
>liking anime
>>139065484
Given enough time and luck from item discovery buffs/equipment yes you can farm gems
>>139065675
t. I summoned for Abyss Watchers
>>139065556
I had a host turn invisible and all I saw for the rest of the coop session was his name floating around. Looks like online mode wasn't ready when the game should've been released but they just said ,,fuck it"
can eldrich covenant people still invade me if i kill the area boss or naw
cause right now i get a fuckton of invasions from them and dark spirits and it like to keep it that way
>>139065672
>>139065673
I guess that's me going STR/FAI then.
>>139065350
nice pasta /v/tard
Greatshield of Glory or Havel's Greatshield?
>>139065624
counter straight swords with reach
a charged UGS R2 will knock them on their ass
>have 12str 30dex
>sharp gives me literally 1 damage over refined
sasuga A team
>hacking godmode and summoning people
Why?
How do you enjoy this?
>>139065675
If people put a lot of hours into previous Souls titles, there is even less reason for them to have to summon for a boss in this game. Every other boss can be related to the attack pattern and moveset of one from a previous title, or a tamer version of one.
So there's absolutely nothing redeemable about int and faith, right?
Does this game seriously have 5 dump stats?
>>139065675
I've done about half of the bosses so far not in ember 2bh
It is almost impossible for me to coop in some areas. Half of time I got summoned for the Dancer fight the host is a moving statue and I can't even enter the god damn fight. On the other hand some bosses like Nameless King are usually fine for coop.
Is there a guide or something for getting every gesture yet? Like a by area checklist, rather then a big list of gestures?
>this difficulty spike after dancer.
what the fuck happened!?
Why do I even come here anymore.
All you do is whine on forever.
The game is great and probably the best in the series. To 90% of the problems posted in the past days there is literally a solution right at hand.
The bosses are among the best yet. Active, agressive and unpredictable at times. Make for a much harder combo than DaS2's predictable, easy to avoid mechanics.
So are the regular mobs. Some new and fresh.
The level design is miles ahead of the second game and pretty equal to the first. And the entire atmosphere is breathtaking thanks to new engine. Except for some mine annoyances the entire levels feel and play great.
And dont even get me started on balance. You fail to realize this is a PvE game. If you want FAIR PVP then organize pvp guilds/squads/meetups. The unbalanced weapons system is perfect for PvE as casuals can use the meme tier while more experience players can enjoy a challenge with weaker weapons.
...
>>139065675
>there are people that can't accept other people haven't soloed every boss because they like the experience
>these same people probably think it's impossible to one-shot Abyss watchers or similar
Baddies get out, 2/10.
>>139065726
careful anon, there's an autist that hangs out here in the morning that will go on a tirade about how not everyone cheats by using armor and a shield and abyss watchers are extremely difficult
>>139065582
Check in the sewers in irithyll, near the spiders before siegward
>>139065207
>shhh, no tears, only dreams now
>>139065675
>Posting a pig
>>139065410
Why?
does anyone wanna do a full co-op caestus run with me? i just beat the game with boring strength and wanna do something fun and wacky now.
Are Souls fans the most elitist group in all of video games?
>When sent out on a second scavenge quest, he may not return. His corpse will appear in the sewer at irithyll surrounded by female spiders (backwards from the Distant Manor bonfire). Unbreakable Patches will inquire about Greirat's whereabouts. If you confirm his location, and have not yet bought the Catarina armor off of Patches, he will try to save him. After killing Pontiff Sulyvahn, Patches ceases to pester you for Greirat's location. If you managed to save Greirat he will return and state he was saved by an Onion Knight (which is suspected to be either Patches in disguise or Siegward himself).
So basically, I can't buy the onion armor from patches till Eleum Loyce, which means I can't do the Siegward questline and have Greirat survive in the same NG. Is that correct? Or onionman will just wait for me in the well forever?
Finally killed nameless king, I didnt jump for joy, I didnt feel good, im glad that shits over.
Is there a way to turn off the ember effect on your character? It's not doing well with my Irithyll Sword.
What weapons are they nerfing? I can't find the patch notes.
>Step into Anor Londo
>Instantly get invaded by red and Aldrich fucker
Why the fuck wasn't Alonne Knights armor in the game? The only good thing that came out of DkS2
>Killed Pontiff
>Killed Aldrich
>Went to the Irythill bridge
>Got summoned by Sirris
>Helped her
>Talked to her in Firelink, received the rewards
>Teleported around
>No summon sign in Pit of Hollows
>No armor set on the bridge
Did I fuck something up? How do I trigger the encounter with her grandfather and the loot on the bridge to appear? Never talked to Rosaria
GUYS
is the ESTOC good? or any rapier at all?
>>139065850
>The bosses are among the best yet
All except Old Demon King.
He's actually a shit tier boss fight.
>>139065829
follow the progress guide on the fextralife wiki
>>139065860
I read that in the last thread.
I'd gladly upgrade that before moving my +7 weapons up and locking out PvP.
>>139065850
>The unbalanced weapons system is perfect for PvE as casuals can use the meme tier while more experience players can enjoy a challenge with weaker weapons.
Gimping yourself isn't fun.
>>139065207
>A friend drops Laurentius the chaos blade.
>>139065912
>invade as a red
>host is solo AND being chased by 2 aldritch faithfuls
jesus
so is yhorms greatshield better than artorias greatshield?
Why the fuck would they bind both Blue Sentinels and Darkmoons to the Way of the Blue? Who even wants to be in the Way of the Blue?
Is it any good?
>>139065909
spears, fists, mlgs, all ugs
>>139065316
There isn't any way, save from getting his ashes to Handmaiden from his 3rd run
>>139065971
dark sword
What if the next souls game took place in the Sengoku peroid?
>>139065870
DaS fans haven't DDoS'd Fromsoft for catering to casuals yet, so no.
>trying to summon someone for boss while looking at their armor
>summoning failed
>summoning failed
>start spamming every sign
>summoned phantom 'NARUTOxBRASIL'
>>139065880
You can buy his armor after clearing watchers, so yes, you can do both
>>139065853
No, I'm sure he will be here if patches kill him during second time he goes out
Castle is third
I just finally beat Dark Souls for the first time, should I go on to playing Demon's Souls or DaS2 next? I own and will probably eventually play both.
>>139065909
They're not nerfing anything, just buffing a bunch of irrelevant weapons that will still be irrelevant.
>>139065984
That's what I mean, what path best ensures he goes out on that third quest to get his full shop pool for when you give his ashes away?
>>139065675
I solo'd the fun bosses. Summoned for the trash ones to make it go faster.
>>139065909
almost everything, but on the plus side straight swords get a damage buff.
>>139065958
yeah thats just your mindset man.
Why do people do SL1 runs again?
Because its a challenge.
Quit thinking in 'I need the best in slot to have fun' terms... Thats a curse of modern video game culture.
>>139066023
Good job, man. You summoned a true heir to the fire.
>>139066023
I love you Nico
Without spoiling, is the final boss a disappointment like Das1 and 2?
>>139065969
>he doesn't like to watch valiant knights fight on his behalf
It's quite fun.
>>139065915
>those pauldrons
>that unsightly helmet
No fucking thank you.
>>139066023
Naruto>pedo shit you like
>>139066000
man that is some lazy ass copy pasting
the pvp in this game is fine
fuck off you das2 shills
>>139065909
greatsword
farron ultra greatsword
dancer enchanted sword
every single thing that has greatsword on its name
plus some twin shit
>>139066079
It's not the hardest boss in the game, but it's enjoyable.
>RIP in peace to angry swamp goat.
>Equip Ring of Nutsack.
>Against my wishes, angry goat transplants my skull into the knot of a nearby tree.
>Feel safe knowing the red paste with my name on it still has all of my 35k souls thanks to sac ring.
>Go back and smack angry goat so hard his unborn children learn to behave.
>Bloodstain is gone.
Am I to believe that the Sacrifice ring does not protect bloodstains?
>>139065908
kill yourself
does invading people and killing them cause any sort of sin or any downsides or anything?
>Get the Carthus Bloodring
>dump levels into endurance
>dodge everything
>go to NG+
>Coast straight through it because nothing can beat roll spamming
The invulnerability times of this ring should not be as diamond-dick-inducing as this.
>>139066079
gwyn
>>139066037
But if you buy the armor, then Patches won't have it by the time you reach Boreal Valley and won't go save Greirat.
>+10 Soldering Iron does zero damage
>Pretty sure the Estus Blocking doesn't actually work
>Titanite Slab gone that I'll never get back
I did manage to kill one guy with it, he was pretty bad though which is saying something since I'm pretty awful at the game too
whats the best ultra weapon? i wanna respec my warrior into something that has a bigass hammer or sword or axe and goes ham on people
Greatsword or Black Knight Greatsword?
>>139066082
>not liking big shoulders
WHAT SOUL LEVEL FOR NEW GAME PLUS
Is bloodlust worth getting? I heard its just inferior uchi with shitty scaling
The wolf/spider thing is a creature of nightmares. Arrow'd the fuck out of it and kept my distance.
>>139066079
Yes
It's like one of those movies where the guy wakes up at the end and it was all a dream
>>139065726
>Not engaging in jolly co-operation
Why would you deny yourself the most fun part of the game?
Is it any feasible to farm Farron Covenant levels for the greatshield if I don't play online?
Post Twinks
>>139066079
No, it's a decent fight for the first phase, and too easy in the second. Still a good boss.
>>139066135
Fromsoft didn't code in sin since they knew no one would ever win an invasion in this game.
>>139065757
they cant
>>139065969
>Who even wants to be in the Way of the Blue?
Every ganker I came across or so it seems.
Fuck your meta I'm using the Greatsword
>>139066000
I hope we get a eastern land dlc for dark souls 3. I want to see how a souls oni looks like and kill them with onislayer greatarrows.
>>139066148
ultra longsword
>>139066169
I like big shoulders, when they're done properly. Also this picture is also shit.
>>139066079
The final boss is like, 100% fan service and much more of an enjoyable fight.
>>139065909
>>139066103
>>139066053
Fuck, really?
I've just found the Astora Greatsword, looks baller as fuck and they're nerfing it already?
>>139066170
100
>>139066170
whatever you beat the last boss on
>>139066219
I like this post.
>Dancer does her fast frost sword slam.
>I block or get hit by it as i press roll too late since it's so much faster than her every other move.
>Game queues roll.
>Hit/blockstun ends.
>Game rolls me.
>Get killed by that panic roll bait attack.
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FUCKING TIME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NICE GAME YOU GOT HERE! SURE I ALWAYS WANT GAME TO REMEMBER WHICH BUTTON I PRESSED UNTIL THE END OF MOTHERFUCKING TIME!
>>139065849
>ocerios
>hard
>dragonslayer
>hard
>potniff
>hard
>>139066131
No you.
>>139065283
we shall never abandon the dream
>>139066140
Patches want to kill Greirat, Sieg will save him, but to save him he need to get out from the well first
Hey people, starting to make maps on my second playthrough, but for now mapping out the zones/hostiles before going for the items/quests.
Do you like the layout? is it clean?
>>139065997
Can confirm: was two-shotted by a Dark Sword earlier.
>>139066262
>Dancer
>Pontiff
Didn't even play the game.
>>139066136
i coasted through half the game using both carthus rings and negative defences, and it's ridiculous in pvp too, can literally roll for like 30 seconds straight half invisible and never get hit
>invade
>dude with elevator shortcut but not door shortcut
>has a phantom with him
>lure them to pontiff door
>he summons another
>kill the original phantom
>he summons another
>kill that one
>kill the one he summoned earlier
>he's out of estus
>he's at a slither of health
>uses prostrate gesture at the elevator
>throw a skull at him, two hand and charge up the attack to kill him>rolls away at last minute and tries to fight but still dies
feels good
fuck summoning cunts
>>139066251
ANY GOOD SOUL FARMING SPOTS FOR LATE GAME I ALREADY BEAT THE FINAL BOSS JUST HAVEN'T WATCHED THE ENDING YET
Is it ever worth going to 50 or 60 dex now? Or is the softcap still pretty well set at 40?
>>139066223
The picture is sarcastic. It's the Alonne Knight I want, not the captain
>>139066097
This. Nobody remembers the infinite stunlock BS from fast weapons in vanilla Das 2.
>>139066053
Any numbers? Wondering if I should get sunlight straight sword or dark sword. I already have some points in faith from going astora's
>>139066295
upboated!!!
Jesus fuck irithyll so much. There is nothing fun about this place. It's just aggressive enemy after aggressive enemy.
>>139066218
I want to see the desert Carthus area.
>>139066262
>Pontiff
>After dancer
what
>>139066285
>for once i post serious advice that would solve the problem anon asks about and i get meme response
THAT FUCKING BLACK KNIGHT IN THE WOODS
HE FUCKS MY SHIT UP
WHY CAN YOU ONLY SUMMON 1 PHANTOM IN THAT AREA
>>139065849
What's wrong Anon? You don't enjoy fighting the same hollows you fought at the start of the game except now they are damage sponges? :^)
>>139066295
the giant cristal lizard's missing
>>139066295
add thin black/dark grey edges for walls, the balls look kinda odd
the skulls look kinda odd too
needs a lot of work desu
>>139066293
Read again.
>Unbreakable Patches will inquire about Greirat's whereabouts. If you confirm his location, and have not yet bought the Catarina armor off of Patches, he will try to save him.
Patches saves Greirat, as an onionknight, if you didn't bought the armor. This makes more sense because I did have onionbro in the kitchen and Greirat died anyway, but I didn't talk to Patches at all.
>>139059625
>>139059714
Does this mean you can't save greirat and do siegwards questline?
>>139066348
Anor londo, grand archives wear the mimic hat and have the covetous serpent ring on for more souls/items
>>139066080
>>139066215
Where do most invasions happen? I've been running around as a Sentinel for most of the game and got summoned maybe thrice. I'm around level 70 now.
Okay guys, anal rodeo, smoldering lake or the dungeon? Or dancer I guess. Level 55
>>139066348
If you beat the final boss you're ready for ng+ just fucking go lmao
>>139066392
Carthus time travel would be neat. It sucks that you can't get the carthus swordsman set.
Dungeon nigga, shit's super fun.
can you change you face later in the game?
Guys would it be possible to play the entire game coop with fresh characters? I never really bothered with the coop or pvp mechanics in the other games because my friend never played them.
What would I need to play basically from start to finish with a friend?
>>139066237
The patch notes just say adjustment for greatsword and a few other things. I have no idea where people are getting all this specific shit from but I'm 99% sure its baseless speculation.
>>139066491
yes
>>139066461
Most active PvP zone is the area after Pontiff's boss room.
As for your activity with the blue covenants, they are dead because no one actually uses the Way of blue.
>>139066378
Faggots like you are the reason we don't have OC anymore.
But Reddit didn't help by stealing the mspaint comics and making templates, I guess.
>>139065669
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFsVgC7QrmE
This guy parry them very often whiel I can't parry anything. Meanwhile parry master in DS2 and DS
>>139066420
>getting killed by black knights
>with help
>>139066448
ALRIGHT THANKS.
I can't decide on what to play
I've got a basic herald, normal melee and a pyro to the same place in the game.
Is pyro really that bad now?
>>139066501
Now this is an idolshit i can actually fap to
>>139066381
use any katana for hilarious fun parrying in the first part of irithyll, then use a stunlock weapon like the meat cleaver for the fire witches and just run past any couples of pontiff knights
>>139066441
You get literally nothing from Sieg questline anyway, he will probably just die at Yorhm.
>>139066375I was joking, straight swords are strong enough
>invade
>host heals
>backstab him while he heals
>he rolls out of the backstab and takes no damage
>you're still doing the animation
>he stunlocks you with EPIC KATANA R1 spam
>die
Why is it so hard for from to get stable servers for just one game?
>>139065923
respond pls
>Yuria doesn't even resist when you start murdering her asking "What's the matter my Lord" and begs you to usurp the flame as she dies
What's the deal with the hunchback pilgrim guy giving you levels for 'free'? What's the catch?
>>139066420
The more things change the more they stay the same. Just circle to his right and backstab fish the knigger.
>draw out true strength
do it on my first run or not?
what am i about to get into if i say yes
>>139066468
Smoldering Lake --> Anal Rodeo --> Dancer. In that order. You're welcome.
>yfw next souls game set in the eastern realms
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>>139065350
I'm done with the Souls series.
Call me a casual all you want but frankly, those games are fucking garbage.
First I started with Demon's Souls, the most niche since it appears only
on PS3 so I expected a certain level of quality... I was wrong.
Almost immediately the game dissappointed me on it's delivery, the character rather than
running slides making it look like an autist on a skateboard, very irrealistic for
a game that gets namedropped for the "awesum atmosphere!!!!".
I got killed by the huge monster and "blahblah ur supposed to", well get fucked,
it's shit.
I manage to understand how to enter worlds after a while, apparently it's a hub-world kind of deal
(1999 called they want their mechanics back).
Long story short, I got literally killed like 60 times already and I've heard I'm supposed
to reach a boss...
This game isn't "hardcore" it's plain frustrating, it isn't "atmosferic" because graphics and movement
feel like they are ripped from a PS1, it isn't "fun" unless you hate yourself.
This isn't over though I said to myself maybe Dark Souls will be better so I download it from
Steam and apparently it's stuck at 30 FPS for some reason (crysis, metro, prey all work like a charm so
dont try to point at my PC because your PC might aswell be a fucking portable fridge compared to mine.
Now I tell you what, even if I pretended the FPS businness was nothing (hint: it's a HUGE deal and
if you're into gaming you know that) the game itself gave you a fucking broken sword at the beginning with which you
deal as much damage as a toothpick.
At that point I was already mad, then I get to this boss (it had a huge healthbar so I guess it was a boss)
and it kills me and kills me and kills me without me being able to do any substantial damage until I fucking Alt+F4,
tear off the printed steam code and delete all the game contents.
It's not the games, it's you. You're bad and you know it.
>>139066367
I imagined it to be it was too ridiculous to be anything other than satire.
>>139066461
Lower level, I stopped seeing sentinels by the time I got to the water place with crabs so I left wotb. I imagine most people have joined other covenants by that point.
fuck dark souls post more raibus
I just beat the abyss watchers, I'm SL39 and I have a +3 weapon
okay?
>>139066378
thanks, but I'm genuinely curious to what you would like from maps
>>139066426
Mapping it out as we speak
>>139066438
Cheers, might just make the skulls orbs too, or perhaps make all the icons reflect certain things in the game
>>139066440
>bought armor and saved knight
>never told patches where Greirat go
>Greirat told me that he was saved by onion knight
If you listen fucking dialogues it's pretty obvious that patches wants to kill Greirat
>>139066538
he solos yorhm, you gain a titanite slab, his armour, his weapons, 2 siegbraus (which can be traded for solaire's helmet) and 2 gestures.
that's a lot
>>139066468
smouldering lake can be saved for later, the other two you can happily do
>>139066576
>>139066589
lmao just do it lmao what are you scared of lmao
>>139066501
>What would I need to play basically from start to finish with a friend?
Get to Firelink (kill L-L-L-Ludex Gundyr) and buy white soapstone for 500 souls.
You both need to set same password so you won't get called by randoms for coop.
>>139066501
Both need to get the white sign soapstone from the old lady at Firelink, and then you can just set yourselves a password so nobody else summons you.
You'd probably end up doing every boss twice.
>>139066124
Someone test this shit for me so I can move on with my life. The wiki says it protects bloodstains but the wiki is wrong 80% of the time.
>>139066593
Boooooooring. No-one cares about chink shit. Katanas are the only piece of the oriental that is popular enough to make it to the western market.
>>139066595
Oh shit I fucked up and quoted the whole post how do I delete it?
>>139066461
Join sentinels at like SL20 and then AFK in undead settlement. Summons for days.
>>139066593
Nioh?
>1k damage from a trade with a greatsword
t-this is fine
>>139066636
>he soloes yorhm
nice meme
The fucking skeleton ball at the catacombs after the abyss watchers....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the point of healing Dark Sigil when you can just go to Velka? I feel quite retarded just ploughing 167k souls for it.
>>139066621
wow anon abyss watchers is extremely difficult I bet you're a shield using cheater
>>139066461
Invasions happens everywhere.
Best locations are catacombs and dungeons. Pontif invasions are boring
>>139065658
Bump for answer
>>139066624
If possible, optional stuff that 'appears if you did X previously'. Like possible Patches locations in Firelink and Cathedral, the location of Craigton's corpse with loot after encounter with Sirris etc etc
Who is the worst Dark Souls character, and why is it Sweet Shalquoir?
>>139066627
I did the same and greirat died. I think Patches saved greirat, not siegward.
>>139066636
>he solos yorhm
by the time I got to the stormruler and finishing equipping it he was already dead.
>>139066502
I'm pretty much certain they'll slow this big ass sword down since the speed was the first thing I noticed.
No fucking fun allowed.
Why did they hype up Yhorm so much and then make him a literally who?
>>139066627
i gave onion back his armor but greirat still died in the sewers
did you get the initial cutscene was patches in cathedral?
Let me get the tiara FROM
>>139066710
Doesn't Velka only cure hollowing, as in sigil remains and you'll accumulate hollowing again with every death?
>>139066652
it's an i, retard
>>139066714
>shield using cheater
wat
>picked katana after first boss
>never used anything else again
am I even playing dark souls right?
>>139066595
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>>139066705
i literally set down in the corner doing the "sleep" gesture.
faggot yorhm got the butfucking of his life
