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Do not bully the spidertits Edition
>/dsg/ Player List
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>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>KING'S FIELD
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>DEMON'S SOULS
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>DARK SOULS
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>Essential PC mods
http://pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB (embed)
>POSSIBLE FIX FOR 0 NODES ISSUE:
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>DARK SOULS 2
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>BLOODBORNE
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>DARK SOULS 3
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>Character planner and science
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls3stats/home
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_JoBtL4BafHEYXeE0z13gdO7DNCuvzs9aKMgcSHayHY
https://battlecalculator.com/dark-souls-3-class-selector/
>Character sliders
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EXGIWRHO8lgeHRyb8fzDMeKPpuzyWGq-HA9v-udWRYg/edit?usp=sharing
why are drops so abysmal now? I don't want to pump luck.
xth for holy shit Glaive + Arbalest combo is unbeatable
I literally have not lost a one on one duel yet. Crossbows are good at catching people off guard.
Are the dancer's blades any good for pvp?
nth for weak pars
post your played times guys
Why is every auto-invade covenant complete shit?
Does the ashes you give to the shrine hand maiden persist to NG+ Or should I grind and max out my inventory before going to NG+?
>>138897649
>tfw wage slave
I'm at 24 hours.
I want to become a NEET again so I can play some Dark Souls.
Without being super specific or spoiling anything, I have both the Catacombs of Carthus and the Cathedral of the Deep open to me. Which one of these two do you guys think I should go through first?
I'm leaning towards the Cathedral so I can join the Rosario covenant, but I'm not sure which one is intended to be cleared first.
>>138897649
What the fuck am I doing with my life. I'm on my third character now, doing various diffierent builds and quests on all of them.
>>138897818
Cathedral senpai
>>138897771
NG+ maiden is back to 0
Yo is Oolacile dead?
Dark Souls 3 Cons:
>Can't buy Pontiff Sulyvahn's armor
>Can't dual wield his swords
>Can't buy Dragonslayer Armour's armor
>Ornstein's armor SOMEHOW (S O M E H O W) does NOT have a fucking plume
>With an already small boss pool, 4 completely joke bosses that are objectively worse than even Covetous Demon in every way except cinematically
>5 (five) PvP viable weapons, good luck killing anyone otherwise
>Final boss is fucking trash in terms of both story and gameplay, only good for fashion souls and le bonfire sword (and that's when he's goddamn dead, mind you)
>So much fanservice people have actually backpedaled so hard they're back to thinking it's great after all that shittalking about it during DS2
>Somehow managed to miss obvious opportunities like Gwyndolin's outfit and using Bloodborne's beast form/ayyform tech to do ANYTHING with, even obvious shit like Dragon Form
>Still below-average netcode and a million fucking chugs during any invasion
Whelp. All-in-all, a good game, but man this shit sucks.
>>138897818
Go with your gut.
>>138897818
Cathedral
>>138897694
because nobody walks around as a human cause health is useless if you don't get hit and summoning help is for shitters.
therefore you get no invasions, ever
Where the pvp spots at senpaitachi?
Invading at storm king is getting boring because half the time the hosts are just summoning then immediately enter the fog
Any good Dragon Butts in DaS3?
Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales. Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease. Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own. And the Witches said "fuck pyromancy" and stabbed everything with their catalysts, and the Dragons were no more.
>can't get any watchdog invasions
>droprate on swordgrass is terrible from enemies
>have to beat Abyss Watchers to get the mimic head and Gold Serpent ring
>beating Abyss Watchers makes it impossible to turn Swordgrass in for covenant rewards
GOD
MOTHER
FUCKING
DAMMIT
FIX YOUR FUCKING COVENANTS ALREADY FROM
>>138897868
Fromsoft never fucking learns.
>>138897818
Cathedral.
Farron and Carthus aren't going to be fun times at that point in time.
I used to be the parry king in Lordran. Parry so fast that you wouldn't even hear the sound. It'd just go into a riposte immediately.
Now I'm getting dunked on since they changed the timing. How do I get good at parrying again? I miss being the parry king of Lordran.
Champion Gundyr is the best shit for farming embers
he is easy as fuck, i get summoned after maybe 20 seconds and he dies after a minute max
really easy
>>138897818
>Without being super specific or spoiling anything
>so I can join the Rosario covenant
Hey so
you're a fucking clown.
>>138897894
>lorefag
>cares about pvp
>"small" boss pool of 21 bosses
>fanservice triggers me
Setting down summon sign for anybody that needs help with aldrich. Password is DSG
Is automatically getting summoned the only way to level up in the Darkmoon Covenant?
I know the Silver Knights have a really small chance of dropping the ears, but is there any other way? Like, can i use the Red Soapstone? Or kill invaders in my own world?
Why can't FROM learn for shit? This happened in DaS2 as well. I haven't been summoned ONCE
>>138897818
Cathedral would be the best route but you can do whatever the fuck you want my man
>>138897943
But you can get instant invasions with a red eye orb in any of the covenant areas. The covanant invasions are just broken for some reason.
Post yer Champions of Ash
>>138897894
which weapons?
how do you get the third ending
>>138897985
I already beat Farron and it was pretty cool, but I'm going to go with Cathedral I want to become a true red and go fuck up some idiots
>>138898032
Sorry did I trigger you with my spelling mistake or is that one word too spoilery for you.
>>138897950
the pyromancer form is the katana form, he casts poison mist and fireball, and chaos blade is a katana
>>138897894
My problem with the fanservice in 2 is mostly just Ornstein and how they didn't explain why he was even there, the rest was somewhat okay
>>138897950
ok?
Why are the hollows mutating into giant goo monsters
why are they turning into trees
why are the trees turning into dragons
is this all a fucking cycle where hollows turn into dragons and there's another age of dark that loops into the Dark Souls 1 intro
This shit is confusing. Just beat Deacons and have no clue about the story.
>>138897701Yes I did, and it took even longer.
>>138897894
The fanservice in DS2 and 3 are completely different. Fanservice in DS2 was some random unnamed invader having Catarina armor for no reason, and just being there for the sake of being there. Fanservice in DS3 is a character who is also a Catarina knight, but whose story goes in a completely different direction from Siegmeyer's. The latter example actually has a purpose beyond just pure fanservice.
Also, immediately after you listed fanservice as a con, you said the game needed more fanservice.
>>138898179
he can also parry you in that form
like holy fuck my jaw dropped when he did it
>>138897452
either its a buffet of soapstone summons or a damned drought, not even to do with time
>>138897694
they are all the same
>No Burial Blade in DaS 3
>>138898138
first you pickle pee, then you pump a rump
>>138898001
stop playing the worst souls game maybe?
DS3 is shit
what's a good bow for the pvp and pve game of dark souls 3?
I am using a longbow atm should I use the dragonrider bow or gwyndolins bow?
>>138897959
>Can't get any Watchdog invasions
>Can't get any Blue Sentinel invasions
>Can't get any Darkmoon invasions
It isn't that there aren't tons of people to invade--Red Eye Orb is instant in most places--it's just that autosummoning is bugged as fuck.
when invading how do you punish people who run away?
Okay, this was a decent chuckle.
I'm not sure if everyone knows this but rolling into people with the thorn armor causes a small amount of damage. This is incredibly useful in pvp and I don't know why you'd use anything else
>You have a shitter down to 10% hp
>He starts running away like the shitter he is
>Tries to create distance to use his shitter estus
>You can't get close enough to slice and dice his shitter ass
>Roll into the shitters back
>He's forced to face you up or die by roll
I fucking love doing this. It's made pvp a lot more enjoyable for me considering how many people will just run and run until they get enough space to use estus.
>load up game
>invalid data you will be banned if you continue using this character
>never cheated or even beat the game yet
>make new character
>invalid data
asdgjasgf
Hey guys what's the best starting class? I'm leaning for a knight or deprived. What do you guys think?
>>138898209
Well, the age of ancient dragons is coming back
I think that's why hollows are turning into trees and dragons
Because that's what the world is heading for
A world of darkness as it once before, with only dragons in it
What should I infuse this thing with? Choosing between magic, deep, and fire.
I'm using a sorcerer build, so I figure the magic infusion isn't too useful because of redundancy. As far as fire/deep, I just have no idea what is the more common weakness for enemies to have.
There's also raw, but that seems bad.
(side note: should I even be using it at all? recently stopped using the crystal sage rapier in favor of this)
What kind of build to go for?
Dex?
Strength?
Spell caster?
Also luck is a stat now what
like what
what does it do besides boost item discovery?
>>138898195
>be me, a fucking awesome knight in drangleic
>think dragon blood is pretty metal
>tfw no dragons to slay aside from bitch drakes
>thats all right, slay drakes for their blood, it's close enough and alright I guess
>become part of a like-minded near-religious sect that also apparently liked dragonslaying
>become the leader of the vanguard of this order because I'm so fucking goddamn good at killing these damned drakes
>someone tells me there is a LITERAL DRAGON in some shitty underground city
>heh, bout to fuckin' score
>take my boys down there and charge through this shitstop
>they worship the dragon
>that's neat, too bad I worship it's blood
>stab the fucker straight through his shitty little dragon heart
>HOLY FUCK THIS ISN'T BLOOD AT ALL
>get fucked by poison
>queen comes storming down all pissed off I woke up her dragon or whatever
>shoots some dark magic at me and shit, I just inhaled a bunch of poison so I'm already kinda borked
>get fucked by DARKNESS
>alright whatever i'm dying he-
>my bros come for me
>"NO MAN LEFT BEHIND", they tell me
>literally carry me out of this underground hell while this angry dragon spews its dumb poison shit everywhere and sinks the city
>make it back to the order's headquarters
>they promote me to the official Dragonslayer of the order for my bravery and being the only person in like six cycles to have actually seen a dragon nontheless stabbed the shit out of it
>get handed armor that's been passed down for thousands of years to the highest ranked knight of our order
>"c-cool", I stutter, my body still clearly completely fucked from the abyss shit I got ravaged by 10 minutes ago
>get stuck ritualistically guarding my cults leader and our headquarters
>thanks Great Sentinel
>>138898281
Great scythe is close enough.I don't know if it's good though.
What colossal retard thought making everything auto invade was a good idea?
I've never gotten a single blue invasion. Would it have been too much trouble to make a blue eye orb?
>>138898001
I used to parry in DS1 too but now I just jump around and backstab when possible
Was bored, decide to rank the bosses from most to least difficult in my personal opinion. Solo of course, Dex.
S
Nameless King
A+
Pontiff
Champion Gyndyr
A
Lothric
Abyss Watchers
B
Old Demon King
Soul of Cinder
Dancer
C
Aldrich
Dragonslayer
D
Vordt
Greatwood
Deacons
E
Crystal Sage
High Lord
F
Oceiros
Iudex Gundyr
Joke
Ancient Wyvern
Yhorm
This isn't how much i enjoyed them, but how difficult i found them. Agree/Disagree?
>>138898341
Knight, strangely, is really good for even melee caster builds. Pyro is better for magic builds though.
>>138898341
deprived if you want easy beginning levels and a good jump off for a jack of all trade build
knight if you're a pussy
>sunbroing Soul of Cinder
>me and the host end phase 1
>host has almost no health left
>host stands in front of the boss and praises the sun
>I'm rolling the fuck away but the host is still praising the fucking sun, thinking that the boss is dead
>the explosion blows him the fuck out and kills him
Holy shit
>>138898321
wow it's like you never played DS1
>>138898301
please respond
>>138898209
It's all an elaborate ruse.
The Age of Dark has already begun. Ludleth has something to do with it. Also Londor. It's pretty much guaranteed to be the DLC area.
>>138898418
Its really not. I tried.
> when you're the only phantom the host summons for Watchers and you land a parry
damn right you chose well
>>138897649
just beat it. thank God I never have to play it again
>>138898528
it's just as bad as everything that isn't a straight sword
>>138898231
Stop sucking Miyazaki dick you fag
>i-it's okay if HE does it, but not DS2...
DS3 fanservice is there as fanservice u fucking retard
The final boss is LITERALLY fanservice: the boss
I don't mind it, I loved it, but fuck you with your denial
Is Crystal Sage considered an easy boss fight? I really enjoyed it, easily my favorite fight so far.
You know what the shitty thing is? If you want to play as a spellcaster, you can't even start as a Sorcerer, because you have FIVE FUCKING LEVELS wasted in Luck. You know that your game is fucked when a spellcaster would rather play as a Knight than a Sorcerer
>>138898491
I did, I just never played online. I was a poorfag without internet in those days. Now I'm a poorfag with internet.
>tfw stuck on champ gundyr
first boss ive had trouble with tbqh
these guys at the beginning of the vorreal valley are just fucking my shit up pham
>>138898596
Way to engage with the argument anon. You sure showed me how they are actually the same, even though I pointed out differences you couldn't be bothered with.
>>138898509
I think Ludleth is a monster masquerading as a person. The real Ludleth is dead and the one on the throne is tricking the Ashen One into giving him all the most powerful souls in Lothric.
>>138898397
let you scale when you're SL 300 or some shit
>>138898231
You just defined intelligent fan-service versus garbage confetti fan-service. How did you not understand the two separate points?
Shit like Artorias's armor, shield, and sword (twice) being in the game on top of the Abyss Watcher garbage being so integral to the game was overkill and completely unnecessary outside of pandering.
Shit like Gwyndolin's armor not being in the game when he was alive and well until about 5 minutes ago and you can see him still wearing his armor AND you fucking "kill" his body yourself is goddamn dumb.
It's really not that hard to grasp.
I hope any DLC brings the children of dark thing to a head, cause that was one of the few good bits of DS2
>>138898120
>>138898509
>Londor
The final game's final DLC will take us to the place we've been wanting to visit since the first game.
Astora.
Does anyone have a build roll picture for DS3 yet?
>>138898321
takes me back to my thorn armor chaos washing pole twink build in dark souls 1
bullying shitters in the cathedral all day
>>138898120
>>138898397
this game has three builds
dex
str
quality
but since meta is sl120 quality is the only build as you don't have to sacrifice anything to get 40/40
Poor Giant White Boy
>>138898324
>you will be banned if you continue using this character
screenshot for proof
Leonhard gave me 5 Cracked Red Eye orbs, i used all 5 of them, and in every invasion the opponent just alt f4'd out of the game, and now he's gone from Firelink Shrine, can i still get the Pale Tongue item from the Catarina sidequest and then bring it to him at the covenant area or am i out of luck to get the Red Eye Orb? Hope someone can help me out.
>>138898590
No, what makes scythes bad is the sweetspot mechanic. You will never hit the full damage if the enemy is on your face.
how the fuck do I beat pontif sulivan in non bitch mode? without shield and summons to distract him he's a pain in the ass, but I dont want to use any summons on my first playthrough...
>>138898608
It's extremely easy
i like it though
Can anyone help me with Deacons of the Deep?
Platform is PS4 and SL is 46
Posting again because last thread died.
Anri's dissappeared from my game, and I don't know if I failed the quest or not, at this point all I want is confirmation.
>Spoke to Anri in Halfway Fortress and Firelink, but not in Catacombs
>Killed Horace, then killed Wolnir, before speaking to her
>Yuria keeps talking about me wedding her
So what the hell happened? I've checked both spots in Catacombs, and I haven't seen her. Hell, I even checked Curch of Yorshka Bonfire and she wasn't there, either.
Please help, I don't want to get locked out of her armor and have to go into NG+ just so I can get it.
>>138898608
by everyone but Vaati
>>138898120
>>138898231
I liked the Storm Ruler fan service
>>138898823
Kill darkwraiths outside of abyss watchers.
>>138898735
>tfw it's just another late medieval/early renaissance city full of hollowed knight guys
>>138898120
>Not being a Maiden of Frost
>DSP one shotted Oceiros
When will the train stop?
WHAT THE FUCK
>upgrade weapon to +10
>no invasions ever
>>138898448
Aldrich is way too easy to be at C
His melee attacks never hit me and the only thing that did hit me were the homing soul orbs and the rain of arrows
I can't get inside the cage to join mound makers. The wood is still alive. Am i missing something?
>>138898448
Deacons were pretty fun
>Aldrich
What the literal fuck
>>138898898
But can i deliver a Pale Tongue to him at the covenant area and still get the Red Eye Orb? Because he's no longer in Firelink Shrine
>>138898324
>paying a shit dev
why?
>>138898823
There are some pale tongues you can pick up as treasures. That's how I got mine. I only started invading with the unlimited red eye orb.
Is Giant Club good in this one?
Want to go full Shrek and keep people outta my swamp
>>138898810
>>138898596
>trying to argue with autists on the internet
That is the only mistake you've made, anon.
I've become the Bandito.
>>138898870
What's that sword?
Looks really familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it
>>138898958
>fighting deacons with farron gs
spin is win
>DSP just thrashed Oceiros first go
>/dsg/ is still stuck on other shitty bosses
fucking kek you fucking shitters
>>138898923
apparently max upgrade locks out everybody but +9 weapons or something?
Right now I'm doing a pyromancer build/run.
I'm using the Deep axe and just killed big tree, and my DEX/STR are 12.
What weapons did you guys use before you got the Chaos gem, and what did you put your STR/DEX at? All the weapons I want are in the catacombs
>>138899005
It's just the Farron GS.
>tfw had a 5-win-streak in a fight club
feels pretty good man
>it's a tiny frost dancer that has unlimited poise, stamina, and gap closing potential that punishes you for engaging in melee via a frosty bleed aura episode
>>138898924
Yeah, he was easy but in my opinion far more dangerous than the ones before him. He can actually one shot you in P2 if you're not careful.
>>138897894
>5 (five) PvP viable weapons, good luck killing anyone otherwise
Lmao fucking shitter.
93% of the players in these games are braindead and crutch weapons won't save them.
Win is 80% sk1ll 20% weapon.
>Opponent pulls out a fucking katana for an easy parry
>Didn't see it coming
>I'm at full health with decent absorption, I should still be able to win
>Hornet
>Ring
IM FURIOUS
>>138899038
I don't think anyone ever died to Oceirosn
>>138898632
nvm lol
just mashed roll like every other boss fight np
>>138898120
>Decide to join up in some fight club today
>Win every duel
>All other dark spirits stop putting their signs down
>Host desperately trying to find signs
I felt bad, so I left.
Is everyone really that much of a scrub online? I have yet to see anyone else use the glaive but I haven't found any solid counter for it yet.
>>138899080
t. darksword user
>>138899038
Oceiros is the easiest boss in the game
I just noticed when I was fighting the Champion today. The attacks that I was able to parry were all when he was holding the weapon with just one hand.
Is this how parrying works this time? Did I figure the trick? Can you only parry 1h attacks?
>>138898840
eyo I beat him without a shield, summons or magic at sl30 with 500hp and pretty much naked
learn to parry his flaming sword attacks, it takes a while to learn the moveset but once you do it's pretty easy.
when he summons his shadow, wait till he lunges at you. Hit once and run away, repeat.
took me about 30 tries
Haven't bought the game yet, what's the verdict on the story? Does it add any good lore?
>>138898673
I did an engage you, you dumb motherfucker
Now you're acting like some victimized bitch, when I clearly pointed out why they're the same kind of fanservice
But do reply with another
>y-you're being mean to me :'(
post
Retard
>>138898032
Why did you call me that.
>>138898989
and my 'invalid' character I literally just made
>>138897869
i dont think many people play ds1 now that 3 is out.
But he ain't got no legs.
>>138899050
raw literally anything
These guys are terrifying
>>138898963
If you have a tongue he shows up at firelight and gives you the key to the darkwraith with red eye orb.
>Shadman
r8
>>138899242
Thanks so much!!!!
>>138898961
yeah he's kind of fucked up
Which lothric castle knights drop Refined Gems?
>>138898792
most gimmicky fight ever but somehow felt like a nice change
>>138898989
>>138899185
http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?t=589191&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=300
Many people have this
>>138898909
I like it
>>138899197
thats the joke
>DLC explaining What the fuck is up with the Hollows
>Instigated by talking to the talking cage-hollowmass in Settlement
Is it possible? Will we finally get concrete answers?
>>138898923
>>138899048
>put +10 in item box
>instant invasions
so does this work or is it just a coincidence
>>138898857
NEVERMIND I FOUND HER
she was at the second spot in catacombs, so thank god shes still here for the playthrough!
>>138899197
well duh, he planted them
>>138899197
yes that is the joke
>>138899070
what build senpai
>>138899263
>Shadman
>>138899314
>cheatengine
I've never even been to that site
>Just walking into Rosaria's Chamber and lighting the Bonfire fails Sirris' questline
Absolutely fucking ebin Fromsoft.
>>138898001
You don't parry. R1 to win. You do more damage that way anyway.
>>138899297
the red eyed ones
Im playing cleric.
How many fucked am I me?
>>138899223
They are lesser versions of the frenzy heads from bloodborne
>>138898572
Soooo, do consoles not have a screenshot button?
>>138899276
>>138898961
Loved the fight, on my first try I thought the spear rain follows me but it's a preset path.
>>138899363
Legion cosplay
>inb4 giving me shit for le meme sword
it's not actually THAT good
Straight swords and the estoc shit all over it
>>138899263
Bash the guy all you want, but at least post the bigger version.
>>138899094
>Beat someone
>They summon me again
>Use something like a hornet ring or katana running attacks for an easy win
>They never summon me again so they get the "last laugh"
This shit makes me more mad than it should
>>138899197
ain't even got legs
>>138898596
Yes and?
DaS3, good fanservice
DaS2, bad fanservice
Learn to read you stupid retarded das2 baby.
>>138899263
>series has a canonical boy with tits/girl with penis
>shadman of all people just draws a slutty firekeeper
>>138899394
no it doesn't, you have to offer her a tongue for her quest to fail
>>138899408
Thanks heaps.
>>138899413
You are very many fucked you.
>>138899329
someone said the upgrade levels are +/- 2 until you get to +10, then it's only -1
Seems to be true to me, source: fighting noobs in high wall with a +2 weapon who only deal 30 damage
>>138899450
1st phase arrow rain is a widening cone, 2nd phase follows you
>>138899263
I hate shad, but at least the face was decent.This is now my Steam avatar.
How the fuck do I make my face less shiny
What do i say tothe fire keeper a world without fire or no?
>want to use them as my main weapon
>only can get them at the very end
>>138899203
thanks siwmae
>>138897452
I got to why DS3 is easier.
Shield.
I started playing DS3, but due to lag I went back to DS2. I played all the way to the firelink shrine and I noticed something:
>git behind shield: 0 damage, only stamina
>git behing shield in DS2 (Crimson Parma): 60% DMG!
That's the thing why DS3 is easy! It shows you how great the shield is!
Also, you can fucking swigwalk.
>>138899479
I didn't do that, though. And after I just beat Wolnir her quest shit doesn't trigger for me. She also fucked off from Firelink after I beat the Deacons.
I gave the fire keeper some eyes, she is now asking me to kill her.. what happens if i kill her?
You can only reply to this post if you've spent over 5 hours trying for blue sent/Darkmoon invasion and have yet to get a single one.
>>138898070
Does anybody know?
Sweet merciful jesus is there no bonfire between the start of the Archives and Lorian?
>>138899450
>on my first try I thought the spear rain follows me but it's a preset path.
Are you stupid? Like in p2 they follow you.
Is this really the power of pcturds?
>>138899510
>We get the entire firekeeper set except the rad as fuck helmet
>>138899413
completely
casters are bottom tier garbage, think pickaxe in DS2
and miracles are even worse
>>138899510
Shad himself seems pretty bro
But i don't like his art
>>138899525
yes
>>138899528
>if someone drops them for you the game thinks you cheated them into your game because it's a endgame item
>>138899263
Why does everyone hate Shadman anyway?
I mean this is not that bad drawn. I've seen worse
>>138899450
There's a screenshot button, but you can only send it to Twitter or Facebook
Getting real sick of this shit
>>138899070
Nigga I was literally unbeatable. I had to leave out of feeling bad that I was scaring away everyone from putting their signs down.
No one knows how to fight the glaive.
So, what weapon does most crit, backstab and riposte damage?
>>138899413
Explain please
>>138899462
>DaS3, good fanservice
>DaS2, bad fanservice
I already addressed this in my comment with
>i-it's okay if HE does it, but not DS2...
Kindly fuck off
>boss weak spot is their behind
>keeps teleporting into tight corners
It's like From doesn't know how to make bosses hard anymore after 4 games so they add artificial difficulty by obscuring the camera.
>>138899525
I don't think there's a downside to saying yes, it just gives you some options later
>>138899570
apparently it's like ds1, ears are a rare drop from some pve mob
DO +1 AND +2 RINGS PREVENT YOU FROM INVADING/COOP NG PLAYERS?
>>138899524
PLS RESPOND I HATE BEING SHINY
>>138899454
the farron gs?
i used that in my first playthrough shit sucks even with +5 is there something im missing here?
>>138899628
What's that wacky sword the Sunman is using?
WOLFBROS WW@
>Spawn in for standard invade in swamp
>Can't find target anywhere
>Finally see them in the little room under the castle
>Walk in, his sunbro summon hits me from hiding
>Get away, they are too scared to chase me 1v2 and are basically stuck
>Another wolfbro spawns
>We shit on them 2v2
>>138897894
Who are the joke bosses if I may ask
>>138899590
Well I'm sorry I beat him on the second try and didn't get to study his movement over the time of 18 tries like you
>>138899606
Well that's just stupid, even the Vita can take screenshots of everything by the press of two buttons
>>138899651
do fucking me with the cleric
>>138899602
Fuck off shadman
>>138899536
I mean I like to bash against das2 babies but this is just bad falseflaggin
>>138898301
Trying to figure that too mate. Only thing I've got is invade in the right areas and try get them caught further ahead of you so you can come up on them while they're fighting regular enemies.
I've been invading cathedral and jumping players while they're near any of the giants has been working pretty well.
So i found the dorkmoon covenant bonfire, how do i actually join them?
how do you get over that bridge with the 2 fucking dragons?
>>138899602
It's some sort of meme I think
Maybe because he's popular
>>138899703
Looks like the Profaned Greatsword.
Also all of my friends are dead.
>>138899564
You can loot the eyes off her corpse and she respawns with no memory of what happened. She's like the Maiden in Black from Demon Souls. Couldn't kill that bitch either.
But there's no point to killing her because you can choose the ending after killing the final boss anyways.
>>138899783
you have to learn the dorkmoon kneel emote from the darkmoon lady.
>>138899704
what SL are you and weapon upgrade? Im sl 35 with a +7 and not getting summoned at all.
>>138899801
Look at the sides of the bridge
>>138899703
Looks like profaned greatsword
>>138899701
>is there something im missing here?
weapons that are good at pve are not necessarily the best at pvp and vice versa
>>138899665
Souls bosses were never hard though.
DeS had some of the easiest bosses from the series imo.
The only ones from that game to even put up remotely of a fight were Flamelurker and False King imo. not that DS3 is much better in terms of boss difficulties, half of them have just been gimmicks so far.
>>138899718
>Tree of Zitpopping
>Skeletal of Three Bracelets
>Yhorm the Four-Shot
>Le Really Old Not-Dragon of Moving One-Shottable Geometry
>>138899647
Also in dex weapons, what does most damage?
I haven't started playing the game yet and I'm getting spoiled left and right here guys help me
>>138899801
go jump off a bridge you dummy
>>138899723
>18 tries like you
More like my first try you stupid piece of shit
>>138899718
yhorm oceiros wolnir ???
>>138899602
his proportions and lighting are all kinds of fucked up, and that's ignoring his really rubber-looking art style
>complaining about chuggers
Just use avelyn with exploding bolts and predict the chugs, works every time
>>138898321
Where do you find the thorn armor?
>>138899628
Well shit, I invaded that guy too and got oneshot.
haha! those are really cool combos you npcs have!
if you could stop for just one moment i could show you mine!
please?
>Get constant summon on my pyro build for 2Princes
Feels pretty nice
Does restoring Rosaria's soul actually do anything?
Her function as a covenant leader didn't seem to be hindered by her death, and as far as I can tell she does the exact same nothing now that I've given it back
>>138899191
There are almost 6000 people playing ds1 right now.
>>138899679
Yeah i knew that, but is that and getting auto-summoned the only way to get them?
i just got to the consumed kings garden
nothing is taking any fucking damage
i parried one of those giant mace knights with a washing pole +7 and it did 200 damage which is like one tenth of his total health
what am i supposed to do here? feels like im missing something
Where is this set in III?
/wrists
>>138899905
I liked the first three desu. Yhorm was a fucking epic boss fight because I couldn't get the Storm Ruler to work. Even with it's weapon art it only did like 50 damage so I had to use my Dark Sword.
>participating in a fight club
>on a 5+ win streak as always
>next opponent is visibly lagging
>cannot see him roll, only warp around
>occasionally take damage when he's nowhere near me
>still die a double death because he was predictable
Fucking please don't host fight clubs with your matchmaking settings wrong.
>>138899815
The proportions are terrible. The cartoony style is not sexy. Hhis lines are too thick pretty often, it's distracting, especially on noses and such.
Also there's utterly awful dialogue splattered on them and he had bad taste in fetish clothing. There is such a thing as subtlelty, he couldn't subtle his way out of a paper bag.
>>138899931
oh yea plunging attack
>>138900014
My anus
>>138899868
>+7
What are you expecting?
That would be appropriate for Lothric Castle or at least Anor Londo, not the 3rd area in the game.
Try another character with a +2/+3 and you should get constant summons
>>138899896
DaS3 has the hardest bosses and easiest levels, DeS is the opposite
>>138899896
>gimmicks
A boss having a gimmicks is automatically a bad thing?
Aren't boss fights supposed to be unique?
You dumb?
>MFW I discovered that I can't help people kill bosses as a friendly grip n sip
>>138899953
parrying is the new way to play. don't roll, dont or block just parry everything
;_;
So now that FUGS has been nerfed to shit, what's the best UGS?
