Desert SEXoress Edition
>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/h1etMh8E
>Essential PC mods
http://pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB
>POSSIBLE FIX FOR 0 NODES ISSUE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvII-WJWo5s [Embed]
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n
>DARK SOULS 3
http://pastebin.com/HzSB6NWu
>Character planner and science
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls3stats/home
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_JoBtL4BafHEYXeE0z13gdO7DNCuvzs9aKMgcSHayHY
https://battlecalculator.com/dark-souls-3-class-selector/
w a t
webm WHEN
xth for I will never get darkmoon blade
>catacombs
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING BUT I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN AND I JUST PASSED AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF WHEEL SKELTONS PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY
Why are Pyromancer builds considered any good? They need scaling from too many stats to even to start to come online not to mention the offensive spells can be easily dodged.
10/10 is all I can ever see being useful for the flame weapon buff.
Straight Swords are the greatest
>>138729803
Which part of that is enjoyable, though?
>>138729852
it's slow as shit, havels ring is way better
>>138729852
You spew out rocks that slam dunk people. Decent damage.
/dsg/, I need some help. I'm playing the game on my rig @1080p medium-low settings and I get very unstable framerate. We're talking dips from 60fps to under 20fps. Is there any way to make it go smoother? I don't mind locking at 30 until we get a patch if it means I can play a stable game.
My specs are i5-4570k and OC'd HD 7870
>>138729871
There's one up in the rafters of the Cathedral of the Deep.
So I'm only hollow level 12 but I can only summon a single phantom without dried finger... what the fuck?
And now at the Crystal Witch my phantoms can't traverse the fog??! Can somebody please fuckin tell me whats going on.
Seems familiar...
>Farming Dregs
Can i get more Coins somewhere? I ran out
>>138729852
Try a thread or two ago.
Hahaha Karla is so creepy
>>138729776
>No desert sorceress clothes in DS3
Miyazaki why?
>>138729861
OH SWEET BABY FUCKING JESUS
>>138729941
where cathedral
>>138729909
>Preperation and tactics paying off
>not enjoyable
The souls fanbase sure got a shitty mentality.
>invade catacombs
>3 man gank squad waiting at the fog-gate
Everytime
>>138729935
Just put everything on the lowest settings.
if im going pyromancer should i take the fire gem for my weapon or the 2000 souls
I keep coming back to the straight sword even after trying every other weapon type. How should I infuse it? Are there any better versions of the plain straight sword?
>>138729861
This area was a blast. It goes 0-100 in half a second.
>>138729852
>>138728339
Ludex:
1
Vordt:
2
Greatwood:
5-10
Abyss watchers:
15+ still haven't beaten them
How do I get to Cathedral of the Deep? I just beat Wolnir and I'm stuck at the barrier to Irithyll.
(On PC)
Sometimes my character will walk without me putting in any inputs, and the quickest way to fix is alt tabbing out and back in. Anyone else have that problem?
If you make a good looking character, don't forget to share your sliders with everyone:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EXGIWRHO8lgeHRyb8fzDMeKPpuzyWGq-HA9v-udWRYg/edit?usp=sharing
>>138729903
>heavy broadsword+4 & human pile resin
Abyss watcher didn't stand a chance lmao
Is Dark Sword the best straight sword? If it's the same as any straight sword I'm switching just for looks.
>Where's X ?
>It's at the cathedral
MOTHERFUCKER THERE'S LIKE 15 CATHEDRALS IN THIS GOD DAMN GAME
>>138729998
which sword is that?
>>138729880
That's kind of an overarching problem with the game. A straight sword outclasses everything else by a mile. Not to say you can't complete the game with pyro or a greatsword, but the longsword you start with will always be better.
>>138729997
Dancer gear is 100% sexier without looking like something cheap slut would wear.
>>138729917
>wearing it allows you to wear an additional 3.5 weight for 50% cap, 1 weight for 25% cap
nice meme
>>138730057
Go back and kill the crystal sage.
I can deal with his first form no problem now just by turtling up but when his second buddy coems out it just becomes damn near impossible. I can't hit at all due to these slow ass weapons.
Fucking Fromsoft thinking Bloodborne combat would be effectively handled with slow ass STR weapons
Guys I actually died fifty times to abyss watchers
What should I do
>>138729968
Patches sells e'm.
>>138729932
>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>JO!
>(jojo)
>(jojo)
>(jojo)
>>138730073
Terminus Est
>>138730069
Anri Straight sword is the best if you are willing to respec to a luck build
>>138729935
>OC'd HD 7870
try tinkering with driver options.
Set texture filtering to "Perfomance" "Override app settings", and the other ones.
I'm playing on 6850 pretty comfortably while myy first experience was 12 fps.
>>138730014
>Preperation and tactics
>Threw a couple firebombs at enemies in a tiny corridor walking single file towards you
wow i did it
>>138729903
My greataxe eats straight swords alive.
>>138730104
Wat. How can I have missed so much. And where is he?
>Doran's Twinspear
OH BABY
>>138730013
I'm going to answer this two ways, because those two words to not make a complete sentence.
>Where is the Cathedral?
The one after Crystal Sage.
>Where in the Cathedral?
Up in the rafters.
>>138730067
Yes. You can fix it by pressing the button of the direction it's walking in. If he's walking to the right, press d and that will solve it.
What are some Ultra Greatswords on the early game and where do I get them? First one I found was Farron and this shit ain't right.
>helped like 4 people beat up Treebeard last night
>always mistime a dodge or some shit in my own world so haven't beaten it yet
I think I'm cursed.
Any bro wants to help me with the Dancer?
PS4. Password is dancer
I don't know what I need to do to get that system running though. Do I even have to do anything?`
Someone said there's an additional hidden boss in the forest/poison swamp
did they meanstray demon, at the top of wolf elevatoror is there something else?
As far as I can tell I explored everything in both areas & picked up all items, went through the "extinguish flames" door
I'm still afraid I'm missing a boss or an area somewhere
>>138729852
>>138730119
just summon you shitter
The fuck is going with phantoms not being able to get into the boss fog?
>>138729968
Just use CE.
>you'll never crawl into Rosaria's bed after killing scrubs all day
>you'll never go under the sheets and crawl towards her crotch
>you'll never plant your bare face onto her sweaty cunny and inhale deeply
>you'll never get to clean her with your tongue
>you'll never be her personal fuckslave
>>138730159
crucification woods. You get there by taking the elevator down at the tower in undead settlement where the greatbow giant is.
>>138729776
Could you add the sliders >>138730068 to the OP?
>>138730162
thank friend
where sage?
So how good is luck?
How are the Drang Twinspears?
Would they be viable if I infused with Heavy?
>>138729861
there were wheel skeletons in there?
>Rosaria doesn't let you change gender
>>138730115
Kill his shadow
>Fucking Fromsoft thinking Bloodborne combat would be effectively handled with slow ass STR weapons
Bloodborne has slow STR weapons
>>138730140
How is that not basic preperation and tactics? Is dying and complaining on the internet a better option? Use your fucking items. The game gives you a ton of them for a reason.
Fucking ADHD retards.
>>138730115
Try rolling.
I'm new to Souls games and was wondering if I kill a boss can I not invade anymore in that area?
I want to get giant's coal in anor londo for chaos infusion but I want to continue invading in irithyll before Pontiff
GUYS WHATS GOING ON
>Make a new character
>Get to the Pontiff boss fight
>not a character with some big fuckoff high base damage sword, but a straight sword user
>can't for the life of me get this fight
>mfw
It was so easy on my other character, because he'd just tear through the last bit of health after he split. But on this character, its half impossible. What's going on?
>>138730226
Never gonna summon first playthrough
>>138730138
Literally Blueblood sword? Haven't got it yet though I can already tell it's a reskin of Astora's sword right.
>>138730160
sadly they're utter garbage, their dual wielded moveset does no damage and couldn't stagger a naked hollow.
I was excited for them too until I actually got my hands on them.
So, you guys know 30% equip load is the cut off for fast rolls, right? I still see people trying to say 25% or 20%
>>138730334
then git fucking gud
>>138730275
I want to know as well. Hopefully it'll be really good in certain scenarios so I can gank people with a hollow wep.
>>138729776
I can't find Chameleon and the wiki doesn't help. What do?
QUICK WHATS THE BEST WAY TO MEME ON PEOPLE
DONT CARE ABOUT WINNING I JUST WANT TO MEME
>>138730223
thanks famalam
seems pretty based
>Yhorm will never penetrate you with his massive giant cock
>>138729903
>
BKGA the greatest
>>138730229
From did some statistics and found out that too many scrubs summon 2 fags to kill the boss for them so the more bosses you summon for the bigger the chance is that your phantoms won't be able to cross fog.
It's for your own good.
>>138730101
50% and 25% are not caps
>>138730139
These are my Radeon settings, in the game everything else is on low.
>>138730238
I'll try setting on high the priority. Does realtime do anything or is high better?
I want a weapon I can shuffle with
Thrall Axe or Manikin Claws?
>>138730274
Road of Sacrifices, dummy.
>>138730381
barf rocks
>cant farm titanite scales early on
>stuck em on a weapon i regret using
is this really a forced reason to reroll a char? ffs
>>138730312
you can invade after killing a boss in your world. You just can't invade people that have beaten the boss
>>138730371
Chameleon is literally gotten from doing the Lord Of Hollows questline or from killing the chameleon'd person at the church bonfire at Irthyll
>>138730308
>Dying and complaining
?
Doesn't matter what kind of terms you want to apply to it, throwing a projectile at some enemies walking single file to their death is just boring.
So quality builds aim for 40/40 right? I heard someone say that 38/38 is pretty much the same deal. Is this true?
>>138730318
Had the same problem
died 5 times in a row but once he gets his stand he always stops time and kills me
gave up and summoned phantoms.
>>138729932
what weapon/spell is that at the end? i want
>>138730387
I do 3 times the damage the time you swing the axe once
What are the best DEX twinblades in the game and how do I get them?
This information is important
>>138730410
I noticed a significant difference in rolls between 15% or so, 45% or so and 51% or so
didn't do further testing to see if the caps were actually 25 & 50 but I'm fairly sure
>>138730371
It's probably somewhere in one of the swamps.
I remember giving some tome to INT teacher and it appeared and I just fucked around the poison swamp a bit.
>>138730293
Yes
>>138730316
WHY DID YOU LET IT HAPPEN
>>138730496
Pyro flame heavy attack
>>138730176
Guys.
Please.
Is there no Black Knight Greatsword early game? No Zweihander, nothing? Nothing at all?
>>138730468
>questline
I'll have a look, thanks.
>chameleon'd person at the church
I hit everything inside and around the church and found nobody. Didn't kill the boss yet.
FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So is it just me or is DS3 kinda shit.
>>138730414
>Does realtime do anything or is high better?
It should, but I've never observed it doing much. Stick with high, but make sure your machine's properly ventilated.
>carrying aroun 80k souls
>get invaded
>panic
>use Young White Branch
>go stealth mode for like 15 minutes
>this nigger still hasn't left
>suddenly he's walking right in front of me
>just stands there looking at me
>realize he might be AFK
>go around him and backstab him to death and recieved 20k souls
AHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED SCRUB
!! PC BROS READ !!
search up a file in your steamfolder named GameOverLayRenderer, check the .txt file and see how big it is. Mine is nearing 1GB (a fucking text file) after 10 hours of DS3..it turns out it's being spammed with several hundred lines per second when youre playing and thats whats causing the stutter every now and then. Remove GameOverlayRenderer.dll and GameOverlayRenderer64.dll from the folder and the problem should be solved.
Made friends with the greatbow giant and he was blasting on everything I brought near the birch in settlement and swamp, but for some reason he's shooting at me again in the area outside cleansing chapel with the maggot guys. Why tho?
Is it worthy to launch the game without installing the patch?
Or will I lose my savefile or some shit like that?
>>138730546
claymore is in very early
It's in the same place as DaS1, that's all I'll say
>>138730496
>>138730542
No
>>138730308
>Sight an enemy seemingly standing alone
>Pull a wide circle around him searching for any hidden enemies that may be waiting in ambush
>Position yourself so that you won't be caught or pull the aggro of multiple enemies
>Pick your targets and use your projectiles to use their aggro to your advantage
alternatively
>Open a door, roll back and spam projectiles until the DMV line of Zweihander manlets are all dead
>>138730449
thanks
>>138730546
Zweihander has chance to drop off some guys in undead settlement.
>>138729776
Is the Road of Sacrifices prone to crashing? I've been going through the game just fine till now, then as soon as I get to the halfway bonfire I get two hard crashes in a row.
>>138730524
What do I do if the sorceror dies? Because I came back and he was just dead (assassinated?).
I'm playing through on SL1 so I never accepted his level up "gift".
>>138730449
I was invaded by a red in Crucifixion Woods after beating the Sage.
>>138730570
just you m8. The pvp is really kinda bad though.
>>138730549
Literally right here
What are the best STR weapons in this game? I like this current Ultra Greatsword but it's too damn heavy meaning I have to wear shit tier armor
>>138730304
that would be far too lewd, where would she keep your penis?
>>138730618
>>138730590
>20k souls for a phantom kill
i get around 2-3k souls at level 50
are you level 200?
>>138730546
Once the thief merchant asks to go and steal some things, if you let him he comes back and sells the Zweihander.
>>138730381
jojo stand hands
Does the Londor Manikin Claws guy not invade in Irithyll if you already talked to Yuria ?
I played Dark Souls 1 and all the DLC, but only played Dark Souls 2, none of it's DLC.
Are there any plot things I missed that are important for Dark Souls 3?
>>138730681
>in the corner
Nope, I have never seen that specific statue while I've been there. Does it spawn after the boss then?
>>138730592
Don't listen to this guy
>>138730592
(X) Doubt
>>138730590
>invade someone in forest
>go to first bonfire
>wait a minute I don't remember that crucifix being there
>stare at it
>it turns
ded
>>138730704
>want to do str build
>nothing scales decent before infusing/upgrading
>end up just playing with the dark battle axe +0 you find really early
>>138730069
Dark Sword is great though I miss the guard break of the Stance WA.
>level 43 in lothric castle
>7 vitality
>45 int
>no other stats of notice; all I can use is a mailbreaker
how am I going to kill either meme king or orenstein 2.0
I just want low level PvP with endgame magic
>invade near the abyss watchers
>make the host aggro two darkwraiths
>watch and laugh, while occasionally poking him in the ass
>>138730739
I think you have to continue Anri's questline to make it appear.
Since that person is the one that captures Anri.
Could be boss as well.
>>138730731
No, you're good to go.
>>138730670
Was it Yellowfinger?
>>138730304
What does it let you change? Only your stat distribution?
>>138730798
Oh I see. Thanks again, I'll be looking at that as well then.
>>138730570
I enjoy it more than I enjoyed DeS, DaS or DaS2, despite the hours I put into them. PvP could be better, but it could also have been pre-patch DaS1 PvP.
Now I just hope the rat crocodile monsters stop returning in the DLCs
>>138730471
>Doesn't matter what kind of terms you want to apply to it, throwing a projectile at some enemies walking single file to their death is just boring.
Opinions then. I like that EVERY fight is not just the same combat scenario consisting of pressing roll and wailing on 1 enemy. Preparing with elemental res consumables, rings and using the environment is fun IMO.
>>138730619
>>Pick your targets and use your projectiles to use their aggro to your advantage
Something that guy probably didn't do either.
I also mentioned using a weapon with long reach to your advantage.
>>138730571
It doesn't even let me set it to realtime, oh well. I'll stick to high and see if it does it any good. Thanks anon.
>>138730775
gitting of the gud variety
how the FUCK are you supposed to beat the demon king?
>>138730720
His quest is broken because I already traded the bone to the birds and I can't just tell him she's dead.
do i have to bring some ember to andre or how do i enable sharp infusing?
>>138730704
exile scales highest with sharp / dex unfortunately
>>138730414
Try and make so override setting, set aa to 2 disable v-sync, disable triple buffering force no tesselation just in case, disable morphological filtering (no idea what it is but you don't need it)
>>138730775
don't do it
>mfw Cathedral of Deep
What a god damn ride jesus that was fun.
Time for Farron Keep.
>>138730304
you can get a gender animation swap ring so you can be a qt trap though.
WHERE MY DS3 BROS @
I WANT MY LEWD FASHION SOULS
>get to forest area in ds3
>get stun locked to death by crow demons, dudes with fucking sticks, and werewolf enemies that belong in Bloodborne
The late game gets better, right?
>>138730115
>>138730318
PONTIFF HOW TO.
Parry his first leap.
Riposte.
Go to max distance
Parry his leap.
Riposte.
Wait for second phase.
Attack so he backs off.
Attack when he splits, if you have any half-assed weapon, you should be able to kill the shadow before it can do anything.
Go to max distance
Parry his riposte
There, you have now beaten the Pontiff.
So, patch or no patch?
>>138730859
Sounds like you're fucked then, I dunno any other place to find Zweihander.
>>138730807
No, someone named Doopika, or something.
Then immediately after by some cheeky cunt with a scythe.
And now that I think of it, a Farron Watchdog this morning when I went back for the coal.
>>138730929
pointless, they all look shit in-game
>>138730886
How did that even work holy shit my sides
>>138730945
gud git
>Trying out invasions in starting area
>Realize I have the equipment to look like a DeS fat official
>Cocky player tries to assrush me with my balder knight bro
>he has three phantoms
>They all get fucked by my knight bro as I poke and prod them with my scythe
>Phantom is left all alone panicrolling from two basic hollows and the unstoppable rape knight
>Stand back and gesture at him as he eats the sword
>TFW you fully become a fat official because people underestimate NPCs
fuck this is the funnest shit.
>nameless king
FUCKING HOW
This boss' skills have almost no telegraphing, you cant tell where the fucking animation is about to end
why are halberds so shit?
Why are anything besides long sword have been disappointing?
Do I need to be embered to see Sirris' summon sign on Irythyll bridge that let's me be summoned? Wouldn't make any sense mechanic wise but just asking. Cause I don't see it and I followed her quest like the wikis said
>not a member of rosarias fingers
>spoken with her at every point she was in FL, she taught me the emote etc
>have even used her for some fights
if it matters darkwood is also still alive in my game and I haven't helped her kill her grand daddy yet
>>138730945
Those crows are kinda dicks, I find bating their attacks out is the only good way to do things.
>>138730516
every 10% like in ds2
>>138729852
it's a requarried tool for a good funomancer
>>138730840
Why are you telling me I didn't do the thing I just detailed to you?
>I also mentioned using a weapon with long reach to your advantage.
>Poke through the line of enemies that still can't do shit
Still fucking dumb regardless of whether or not you're attached to the weapon.
There is 0 fun in opening a door to a tiny corridor and just throwing attacks at enemies that just pour out incessantly. if I wanted that I'd play Left 4 Dead.
>>138731018
git gud
>Nameless King fight
Holy fucking shit this fight is hard but it's so fucking epic i can't even be mad, holy shit this is great
>>138730859
according to http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Zweihander it can be dropped by some enemies in undead settlement.
What's the SL meta? 70? 75? 120?
>>138730945
if by "better" you mean easier, not really
Do you ever get summoned as a Darkmoon/Blue Sentinel? Level 100 in NG+ at the moment and it doesn't happen ever.
Is it possible to do the entire game using nothing but magic ?
Someone spoonfeed me where to go after Aldrich.
Izalith funhouse? Or is there another path out of BorealValley or somewhere?
How's my build?
SL: 125
Vig:39
Attn:10
End:30
Vit:30
Str:40
Dex:40
The 39 is kinda bothering me, would it be okay to go to SL126?
>Killed Cursed Greatwood
>Missed out on Mound Makers
Am I still able to join later?
>>138730592
>deleting dll files
This sounds like a bad idea
How do you beat the Old Demon King? His attacks have 0 recovery and if you hit once you need to have 0% roll weight to dodge his immediate follow up.
>mfw using Dried Finger in Undead Settlement and watching the CHAOS
>>138730046
>>138730223
looks like chaos fireball: worse edition, now with even more wind up time and Z E R O persistant floor damage!
>>138731008
Tbqh fampai, it just makes me want to play ds1 again. I long to play as the great Tank hero Testaclese again. I didn't buy dark souls 3 to play Bloodborne 2
>>138731056
That's EPIC xD
>>138730874
Do you recommend that I dump some points into Vitality so that I can increase my carry load? I currently only have 17 poise and 109 Defense with a grass shield + Exil sword. My endurance is at 15 (i'm been dumping some into that lately) and my Vigor is around 19
>>138731038
>>138730516
It's <30% and >70% that modify your roll
is it possible to soul dupe on ps4?if so, how?
>>138731094
What weap do you even use to have that much of both str and dex
So rate the game from 0 to 10 dsg
>>138730760
>>138730771
are you both retarded? check the file and see for yourself. put the other .dll files in a backup folder, just move them out of the main folder.
>>138731150
there's a difference between <60% and >60%
>Straight Swords
FAIR AND BALANCED
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>>138730656
>I'm playing through on SL1 so I never accepted his level up "gift".
Not Yoel, that other guy sitting across pyro teacher you can find in first swamp area in building near Crysal sages boss. Also I just checked and Chameleon requires 12 INT s o you'd be able to use it with sl1 only after you reach archives and get the +5 INT ring.
You can always buy the white branch consumables for same effect though.
>>138730775
it's pretty easy with souls spear senpai
ornstein 2.0 is hot garbage that you can just 6 shot with souls pear with dusk crown and rings
then grand archives gives you access to the scroll for crystal soul spear
then when you fight meme king you 3 shot the dragon and 8 shot meme king
t. me who's done this all
>>138729776
Does anyone have a spare Great Machete on PS4 they'd be willing to drop? I've been farming these butcher fucks for literally two fucking days trying to get one and if I go to get the ifind gear its going to be hours from now in game.
More like Ayyyy team
Are there any weapons that function as pyro flames, similar to how you can get swords/maces that function as chime and catalysts?
>>138731132
Dumb xD poster....
>>138730731
The pc grabs the crowns from previous kings from each dlc and brings it to Vendrick in the past using the memory thing. Vendrick powers up the crowns and make the PC immune to the curse.
Aldia, Vendrick's brother and a mix of a blob and a bonfire, guides you through the game. After you defeat him as the final boss you can leave the room and join him in looking for another solution to free humanity from the curse.
Nothing else maters and desu neither will this.
>>138730592
Already tried this yesterday and it changed nothing.
>>138731081
I never got summoned once my whole NG playthrough. I'm level 102 on NG+ and I figure I'll probably never get one since I'm so far progressed ahead of the general population who are playing this game.
If you want to max out Darkmoon/Blue Sentinel for the achievement, try to do it as early game as possible on a new character.
>>138731102
If you do Sirris' quest, yeah dood.
Be wary though, I don't know if you can get her armor after you finish off her quest. If you can please tell me, I feel like I've been had.
>>138731176
That's the beauty of a quality build, you can use pretty much whatever you want. I'm mainly going to use a Refined Lothric sword which has B/B scaling and extra crit.
What's the best gem to infuse with my weapons?
DO I INSTALL THE PATCH OR NOT???
Respond you niggers.
I wish I could figure out how to free aim fireballs...
>>138731257
WAIT WHAT HOW DO YOU EVEN AIM HOLY SHIT
>>138731176
Do you not understand quality builds
Do you not understand that the Refined infusion is literally the Quality upgrade from Demon's Souls that Quality builds were named after in the first place
>>138731257
Babbys first souls?
>invade a 2 man in catacombs
>always play around the rolling skeleton ball, they wait up stairs and stare at me and do emotes
>didnt realize they had a 3rd phantom take the ball out from behind me, run and jump over the 3rd guy, run to the traps with fire
>dick with the trap pressure plate and kill the phantom that snuck behind me, the host aggros 2 of the skeleton fuckers
>the 2nd phantom suicides into me and more flame arrow traps and then i solo the host
holy shit that felt so satisfying i dont know why i see so much bitching about going against gank squads. just abuse whats around you as much as you can.
>invade
>host, 1 white, 1 sun and 1 blue are waiting for me
Uh guys what do I do now. 1v4 isn'y my strength.
Is there supposed to be something here?
>accidentally became a glass cannon after dumping all my souls into STR to 1hand the Greataxe
>mfw most things could kill me in 1 hit right now
This is kinda fun but stressful as fuck
Do Dancer's swords ever get good scaling?
>>138731319
my pad has a really shitty right stick that doesn't pick up small movements
>>138731257
Dude you're shooting right at the smoke f*cking dumpass...
So what are some good endgame weapons?
>>138731380
Yes. Horace spawns there once he gets lost, and anri will go there and die if you tell her hes there with out killing him.
>have allways been the biggest from-fag amongst my friends, top level pvp and pve runs in all games.
>Amongst the topranked players in DeS
>Pretty sure I held a specific speedrun record at some point aswell
>Now my studies, training regimen and girlfriend keeps me from buying a decent gaming pc since my last one broke down, let alone have any time to play DS3
>All my friends are neets so they have time to play DS3
Fuck this gay earth! This is so fucking hard for me, I really wish I was a teenager again.
On the other hand, I DID just set a new quickie record as my girl were off to work, she said she didn't have time, so I bent her over the counter and rammed her until her knees became jelly, all under the 2 minute mark.
Proved that bitch wrong, hah!
Whens /microwaved bread general/ coming back?
Thief or assassin?
Best starting gift?
>>138729147
dark souls 2 complaints are a meme. how have you not realized this? the few people who actually think ds2 is bad are just some vocal retards.
>>138731380
If you complete the quest with that priestess and her knight following her, he shows up in that pit and you can fight him.
Is a fist weapon build viable now or are they still shit? Mainly asking for Caestus, since all of them are few and far between.
Same with scythes, are these kinds of weapons worth a playthrough with?
>>138731445
Haha nice man lol haha!
>>138731384
I'm experiencing something similar with the Greatsword. It's honestly worth it, though. The definitive experience.
Uh... does this lock me into an ending?
>>138731384
The Greataxe is fun as fuck, good choice
Do some jolly co-op for dem souls though, you need VIG
>>138731445
>>138731445
HP Cringecraft
WHERE ARE THE LEWD OUTFIIIIIIITS
>>138731445
You fucking stupid frogposter, stay on /r9k/ if you're gonna blog.
Here's your (You) you lonely virgin baiter.
>>138731504
I know right? Thx anon :)
>>138731508
No, it lets you summon her at the end and then it locks you into the ending. You can still do the usurpation or link the fire ending.
>>138731286
That's a shame.
>>138731445
Quality post
How do I get better at pvp?
>>138731445
>tfw 13th on the Demon's Souls world leaderboard after my first run
that was a good 2 days that lasted for.
So Straight swords are teh easy mode? Gonna suck to upgrade one to +10 to have them inevitably nerfed next week.
>>138731252
oh shit I totally forgot that there's items to make your spells do damage, and spells which do damage
time to go on a scavenger hunt
and I'm more talking about the meme king who gives crystal dragon breath. I kind of want that in my build to remove FPS
>>138731384
>get Greataxe
>use weapon art, "oh it's just a buff"
>mfw rolling 2hand strong attack
Thing fucking steamrolls.
So are heavy armors not a thing anymore in ds3? And is there a way to upgrade armor? Andre only upgrades weapons
>>138731586
>merely pretending
>>138731598
Spam r1, works for me.
>>138731375
wait for the second red to be summoned
>nameless king
>>138731303
>I don't know if you can get her armor after you finish off her quest. If you can please tell me, I feel like I've been had.
Go to her Grandad's grave, its there I believe
>>138731631
Other weapons just need buffed. Honestly I'm not sure how it even made it past development. Did no one really notice that a basic longsword was doing more damage faster and for less stamina than a greatsword? Because I figured it out in less than five minutes.
>>138731707
>And is there a way to upgrade armor?
I want to know this, too. Feels like I'm missing something.
>>138730348
>80% of weapon and WA meme is true
And this game released after Old Hunters. Great.
>>138731776
I only got her shield, does the rest of her armor show up at some point?
>>138731598
They're good but lack range and hyperarmor outside of a WA or two. Difficult to keep up and punish lightweight roll spammers. Rapiers will r1 you to death if you play dumb
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again
>>138730618
Holy fuck this Pyro looks fun as shit.
What sword is that? Is it a normal Pyro build?
So is there meant to be a way to counter these fuckers or The real tactic here was really pulling them one by one with arrows?
I wouldn't have such a problem with the Nameless King if the camera wasnt fucking retarded. Holy shit the battle isnt a dragon its a life and death struggle against the stupid fucking angles.
