Sneeringroe Hour Edition
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>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/KnerUPn4
Previously on X-Men:
>>138288958
Will this get deleted too?
>>138330503
I fucking hope so.
>forcing yourself this hard
this is putt level autism
>>138330595
Literally the same person.
>>138330503
it's for the best
>>138330503
Yes
xth for picking up gil
what is going on
can i post yet
>inventory full
>game tries to drop something to you
>item disappears into space instead of remaining on corpse or put into temporary loot pool like every other MMO
looks like ultrash has infested the bench again
>>138330728
Pretty fucking much! It's infuriating coupled with the limited space you have in the first place.
>>138330346
>ogre general
I'm fucking OUT.
So you only need to pay a subscription fee on PC right? I've never played an MMO before.
Remember to come check out Mateus!~
I REQUIRE PICTURES OF FELINES
So do we think we're gonna get an 8 man version of the Aery like we saw in the benchmark in 3.3 or is it jus gonna be some shitty half-assed Nidhogg trial?
Catbois again
>>138330930
You need a subscription to the game on console too but you can play it without a PS+ subscription.
someone please be my lala gf, in game and irl
au ra bois
>>138330734
>all that feet flavour variety
i cant decide which one i want in my face first!
>>138330903
>roe general
I'm fucking IN.
>>138330989
Why?
What's on Mateus that isn't a gimmick or can't be found elsewhere?
>new general
>still no scaly red hand to hold
;;
needs morebutts
>>138330734
I'll take the cutie in the back.
>new player
>about to hit 60
>mfw entering Idyllshire for the first time
How the fuck did we go from Revenant's Toll to this? That place had incredible music, great atmosphere, and now I'm in some faggy goblin slum?
>>138330734
Why is algy so thirsty lol
>>138331021
limit breaking cats
>>138331021
Ayo!
Hello where are the roegadyn boyfriends
>tfw you will never righetously smite your enemies with axe head
>>138331513
He lives to steal wives
Rip Stratos
>>138331698
>CUKT
memes
>>138331181
hey yeah pst
>>138331210
holy shit
>>138331490
Is this a man?
>>138331825
>people think internet relationships work
wew
>>138331904
ugly
>>138331926
>I only date sociopaths or am in fact a sociopath
>>138331926
They canit you meet irl enough
>>138331889
Asuna no!
>>138331889
ah i want to drown this lala in semen...
>that feel when another 60
so... when does this end?
>>138331698
problem officer?
>>138332127
I don't recommend this if you don't skype daily.You might throw up and go soft seeing other naked
>>138331889
Do you like max length raen...
>>138332074
Dude what, how is that projecting? Find out what words mean before you use them.
>inb4 no u
When you want to curl up by the fire with some nice Catboys, but they never show up
>>138332369
You mean 3 ilms? Not impressive.
>>138332418
you're ugly
>>138332351
Been dating my partner for two years now, met on this shitty game.
Skyped daily and it was really shitty being long distance.
Now we live together and everything is super cool
>>138332418
You're married, I couldn't possibly get myself into a situation like that under false pretenses
>>138332340
was for
>>138331904
of course it was the post I was oggling though.
>>138331513
I was literally the first person sitting there tho and then the others sat on my spot
>>138331889
ASUNA
NO
>>138332207
but WHY
>>138332297
what the heck...
>>138332620
>calling one of the few decent looking highlanders ugly
What?
>>138331889
I want to flood every orifice on Asuna's lala body with my burning dragon cum.
>>138332636
Boy/girl? If so what gender do you both play?
>>138332896
she/you
is/areugly
biskoi
>>138332939
when someone says "partner" its safe to assume gay.
>>138332324
never.
>>138333198
Uh, I call my girlfriend my partner... It's not that out there, is it?
>>138333369
It's pretty damn weird.
Post characters for drawingI'll draw pictures, pictures of girls!!!
>>138333550
Post characters for drawing
I'll draw males
Doesn't this game cost like a fortune to even try it out?
>>138333506
Sorry...
>tfw Roe dudes don't look this good in game
>>138333550
>that last thread
lel, for a second I thought I was on /feg/.
>>138332725
you just look kinda weird with that hair colour
it looks good tho
>>138333550
this is bait
>>138333728
There's a free 14 day trial
>>138333728
what? the game is like 20 bucks and sub is 15 amonth
>>138333813
ugly
>>138333728
If $30 is a fortune to you I suggest getting a job
>>138333863
Oh I thought its like WoW where you have to buy countless expansions on top of a main game it's really unclear on their website not user friendly at all.
>>138333728
Yeah, an outrageous 0 USD. Buyer beware.
How many more months do we have till they release the final wing of Alexander? I assume Fall 2016?
>>138330734
>itsy bitsy cute gargoyle talons
>soft palescale boyfeet
>tanned dainty ninjafeet
Am I in heaven?
aquatic lizards
>>138332939
I'm female, he's male.
I say "partner" because I don't want people to peel out the autsim
> SHE'S SAYING SHE'S FEMALE, SHE WANTS ATTENTION
>that twfw wawafeel when
>>138333728
>>138333550
Draw the one on the right, please.I think this is my femroe that posts. Faust has a good one too but it's the same face every femroe uses.
Anyone else feel like they play XIV just to suffer?
>>138333813
hey thanks. just needed some change. it looked weird to me at first too.
>>138333550
>>138334113
this bitch couldn't resist dropping their gender, girls are such fucking attention whore sluts
>>138334113
know that feel I also use gender neutral/male speech when posting online.
Thats damn cute that you found your bf ingame!
>>138334153
>play xiv to suffer
no
I come to these threads to do just that
>>138334139
My job is studying CS .__.'
My friend told this game is 40 euro for main game, 49 for expansion than 15 per month with no first month given.
>>138333995
nah there's one expansion and it goes on sale pretty often, you dont need it until you hit level 50 anyways
>>138333742
how does it fit?
>>138333995
>literally a new players guide holding your hand through the process with cute cartoon pictures
you are more retarded than a catgirl, please do not play this game.
>>138334220
>ywn pleasure read from beneath her desk
>>138334304
>>138334304
how do you fit turd sandwiches into ur mouth without vomitting
>>138334304
The same way a male au ra can reproduce with a female au ra. It just works.
>>138334220
oh fuck
>>138334284
Your friend is an idiot.
You're an idiot as well for studying CS and not having the proper mind to do your own research.
Please, do not join the game community, for as much as your idiocy would fit in, we have enough of them online.
>last thread got deleted
Marry
Fuck
Petkill
>>138332418
Pick as many as you want
>>138334264
I guess that's fair. I usually come here when I feel like the game is crushing my reason to exist.
>>138334175
Handlebars a cute. Too bad my friends wont to let me go Raen.
"Your color contrasting is so cute though"
"But Raen looks better with the face type I want to change to"
"B-but the dark scales on pale skin"
And then I get cuddles.
>>138334464
What's wrong with studying CS?
>>138334153
>hardly none of my friends play anymore
>the few that do are off with their cliques
>logging in is satisfying but painful at the same time
iktf
>>138333995
>cant figure out the website
future male darkknight detected
>>138334284
>not mechatronic engineering or software engineering
son do you WANT to flip burgers for a living?
i'm having a meltdown
>>138334570
Nothing wrong with that but he should have a critical mind to do his own research on something that he is interested in
>>138333249
>all those 60s
>1 million gil
I want to kiss Abe.
>>138334434
male au ra can't do that though. they have no penises. most au ra women go to hyur males to do the sex tho
>>138334654
stop
>>138334504
Thanks captcha
>>138334583
Kirito Tia probably isn't taken on Mateus...
>>138334561
If it weren't for my friends I might have been acatboyby now. Sometimes friends have a good point.cuddles are the best
>>138334731
But they do have...?
>>138334731
most people don't eat turds but you seem to do so
>>138334708
Yeah I've been playing warframe instead of crafting.
Which is to say I've been crafting, just in another game.
>>138334756
Need male au ra to post pics so i can do au ra version
>>138334731
>to do the sex
are you fucking twelve
>>138332324
>tfw not even halfway there
>>138334016
It's predicted to be at 3.4 so about 6 months, maybe.
>>138334756
[x]Purge
>>138334854
Have you tried making one in the creator?
I would love to see your catboi if so.
>>138335003
It will be a Holy Crusade.
>>138334731
did eating shit make you retarded or something?
>>138334756
>2
Who?
>4
Who??
>9
??????
did you run out of catboys
>>138335038
I didn't save it. Maybe I'll try again if I get the itch again.
>>138334150
Oh hey, that's my screenshot, and my retainer on the left.
>>138335057
cute!
>>138334872
think about it. they're male succubus. have you ever seen a male aura penis? can you post proof that they have dicks? no you can't.
>>138335148
9 is Ippiki you ultra-newfag
>>138335265
Do you still have your virginity selzh?
>>138335057
your face needs to be visible
POST MORE MALE AU RA
>>138335265
INCUBUS
INC
U
BUS
>>138335312
no one worth a salt cares about Ippicki
>>138335180
I really like that white roe. Does she likehyur boys?
>>138334756
>all have the same face
>>138335265
Have you ever seen a penis of any race? No? Can you post proof that any of them have dicks?
Do I weave in 1 or 2 CDs as NIN?
>>138335265
You do know that an incubus has a dick?
You are really stupid holy shit.
>>138335364
I don't think I have their other selfies saved :(
>>138332418
Do you like cat femboys?
>>138335518
take one? or do you not play the game anymore
>>138335148
considering 5 and 8 and 9 are the same person i'm goign to say yes.
>>138335608
I'm not them
>>138335364
ok but just this once.
>>138335647
5 is spuki, 8 is ftel
>>138335412
You'd have to ask them personally, I don't answer for other people.
>>138331480
Time for hide and seek again?
>>138335647
koata, ?, red
?, spuki, sand
proci, ftelor, ?
>>138335786
What's the difference?
>>138332418
send a tell to f'telor tia
>>138335798
Can you ask them for me? I'm not even sure if we're on the same server.I'm losing hope for a femroe waifu.
>>138335867
eye color, face paint
>>138335960
Found one but lost her due to being an idiot
>>138335592
No
>>138335912
A very nice gal, her cats pretty cute too
>>138335960
That one's taken. Search elsewhere.
i gotta say im getting real fucking bored of this game. what do you even do?
>>138335148
>>138335835
The rest are probably just random catboys from tumblr because the rabid catposter who posts those pictures had a lot saved from that site.
>>138335353
yes.
>>138335770
thank you!
NEED MORE MALE AU RA TO POST PICS FOR QUEST
>>138336278
Have you tried doing end-game content?
>>138336278
If you're bored, just move on. There really is nothing to see here since this is a theme park with attractions added every 3 and a half months. Better to invest yourself elsewhere, or in more concrete areas.
>>138336278
shitposting
>>138336338
Can I start a tribe with you?
>>138336338
>if its in the ass it doesn't count
but thats wrong, you stupid cat
how much exp does all 3 crystal towers give you
>>138336492
not a lot
I see every class has a few awkward levels.
>>138336278
I'm working on my Relic, leveling Ninja, Armorer, and trying to earn a Heavens weapon.
Right now Sohm Al refuses to drop much in the way of Ninja equipment, except for four fucking Renegades.
>>138336541
how much though? 300k? 500k?
>>138336345noo dont put me in any quest I am mostly just a lurker and wanted to post my character once
>>138336492
About half a level. It scales. Poorly.
>>138336447
i'm not one to start tribes. i am a free miqo'te.
>>138336450
I have never taken it up the butt.
no oral either.but i kissed another miqo'te on the cheek before
>When you make free 50-60 levekits for your friends since they asked for it
>When you make HQ food for crafting cause your friend asked for it
>When you're dead on the inside
>>138336704
you ate their excrement too
>>138334620
Software engineering is a 2 year master over here.
>>138334464
I'm glad I fit in ^_^'
>>138334583
Dark knight looks like the most badass of all jobs. I was planning beforehand to play that when I looked at FF XIV.
>>138336278
Level an alt.
>>138336616
Mages have it the worst. They get a new piece of gear literally every level.
>>138336058
>very nice gal
>apart of the shit flinging ultrash brigade
>>138336345
>Keep getting the same trash healer in PvP on your side
fucking tits
>Kingcake
>Meal
>can't be eaten
>>138336793
>catboy, new edgy fotm hair & heterochromia
>DRK
>edgy macros
>400dps
i can already see it now
>>138336616
dadlizard post pic in your regular armor pls
>>138336681
no worries qt. i'll leave it off
>>138336784
I NEVER ATE POO!
i have never eaten poo. never ever EVER. i never will eat poo. i never am interested in eating poo, and i never will be.
can you please shut up about the whole poo situation.
>>138337078
That's not what you said to that lala
>>138337072
this is honestly your best fanta yet d00d
>>138337078
Yeah this meme really needs toscat.
>>138337078
>so retarded she cant remember the massive number of dicks she gets railed by nightly
>>138337072
say ur prayers kid
>>138336109
>taken
NOOOOO!
Im doomed aren't I, man?!
>>138336009
What happened, anon?
>>138337072
daddy's sweaty dorsums
>>138335835
>>138335148
I think #2 is from Gilgamesh. Or that hair is just popular every catboy wears it.
>>138337219
who even is it
>>138337307
I didn't value her enough. Dumped her twice and when I came back for a third she blocked me.
>>138336345
POST
CHARACTER
AND
SONG
Hey, any mentors around willing to help me with a little experiment?
Go on Novice Channel and say you stay a novice until you've played for 168 hours AND finished the ARR storyline, post results.
The statement, by the way, is true.
What do people want mechanically from Samurai? Answers both for dps or tank are fine. Say more than just one word answers like "parrying", please.
I quite liked the idea of Samurai using a bow for their tank projectile last time someone posted it.
>>138337474
that's not entirely true, you can turn it off with the command
>3.2
>still playing bard
>>138337625
Bard is fun.
Trying to clear the damn A8S healer dummy but keep ending at around 6%. Is it better to wait for a DoT to fall off fully and reapply on your next GCD, or to clip it at 1-2s?
>>138337565
Yes, I guess it would be more accurate to say "You can stay a novice etc.etc."
>>138336838
death sounds better than that
>>138337307
I dunno, probably. I mean it's not like it's a big deal, right? I know I want a qtelf co-tank but we can't always get what we want.
>>138337373
That's rough. Femroe gfs are rare whenever I think I found one it's a guy IRL.
>>138337625
well i don't raid and it's fun
desu tho i've been playing a lot of sch and it's super fun
>>138337625
Bards offer useful utility to compensate. Can't say that about BLM.
>>138337729
anything less than 3 secs is fine
>>138337818
What? That's fucked man why are you trying to date the femroe and the person behind the character?
That's creepy asf
>>138337048
I call this one "Old and Cold".
>>138336345
post your levels
>>138337783
nah man, it's super fun
>>138337783
When you really like the character..its okay.
But I wont do that shit a third time. Ever.
>>138337874
>one of the highest single target DPS in the game alongside MNK
that's sort of the trade off desu
>>138337981
love u dadlizard
>>138336278
PvP
Lore Capping
Hang around cool people
Chat in linkshells
Roleplay
3 out of 5 require other people so...
>>138337874
blm gets more or less the same utility that smn does (save resurrect), along with apoc + smn has no access to manawall/ward or any other defensive option for that matter
>>138337729
It's more ideal to not clip the dots but not if you're gonna spend several seconds without the dot ticking. So refreshing at 1-2 seconds is fine if you can't refresh the moment the dot falls off to get that last tick.
>>138337981
there needs to be more old men
>>138338241
>hanging around cool people
>Saint
I'm a cat on the prowl.
:3
>>138338294
Last seconds =/= last dot tick
Dots in this game are retarded and the last tick can happen with for example 2 seconds left
>>138338241
hey ;)
paks ;)
can i drink your pee pee ;)
what do you think of the paks penis reaction roll ;)
>>138338329
you still up for seph ex?
>>138338329
>no gloves
FUCK YOU
>>138338024
Eh, sure.
>>138338412
Nah, sometimes the last tick can be when the dot falls off, and it can also be at 1-2 seconds. Refreshing at 1-2 seconds can make you lose the last tick so it just depends. It's the safest bet to just refresh once it falls off when that is an option, but realistically it always isnt, which is why 1-2s every time is still okay.
I'm a cat touching owls.
:3
>>138338024
xth for being indecisive and lazy
ippiki post your lizard
>>138338661
Techincally you dont lose anything for clipping 1-2 seconds early until clipping makes you apply another set of dots you normally wouldnt.
On a 30s dot that means it takes 7.5 minutes clipping 2 seconds early on a 30s dot to have to reapply it 1 more time than normal.
Its always better to clip than to let them fall off.
I never see any CRP specialists, why is that?
>>138338896
CRP is CRaP
>>138338763
>paissa shrinking back in horror and disgust
>>138338024
also answer this http://strawpoll.me/7339705
>>138338896
Most of the other classes like Wvr / GSM / LTW and even ARM makes an infinite more money than CRP.
I personally went Cul cause muh cewking are pee.
>>138338763
I'm a cat playing dead.
:3
>>138337537
Manipulating critical hits if DPS.
Parrying and counters if tank.
Specifically, they gain stacks if, for example, they do a critical hit/parry and can spend it for an something like a SAM magic or Iaido just like in FFT. Of course, they'd have skills to help them to get more critical hits/parry percentage.
>>138338780
>all those doh not even at 15
nigga
>>138339070
I'm
lazy
okay?
>>138338896
if i had to guess, it's because crp is kind of a clusterfuck with what it actually gets each patch
like it got shoes in arr and rings this time around, and furniture is also pretty server dependent
Anyone wanna buy a massively discounted CUL levekit 50-60. Normally goes for 2mil but I'll sell it for 1.5mil to you guys.
On BalmungYou can probably sell each item individually for more gil, but I dont have anymore space to list items on my retainers.
