>FATHER OF EUROPA
and
>HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR
edition
>/twg/ steam groups (MP battles on weekend, co-op anytime)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp
>Attila
TWC Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2105-Total-War-Attila-Modifications
Slavic Master Race Culture DLC -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ICZXBfFwU
>Warhammer
EGX Siege AI and Vamp vs Chaos gameplay -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj05Ll1Mark
Chaos vs Empire battle -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYlmb3gip8
Vampire Counts Campaign -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9nF8X2Yd4
Vampire Counts Reveal -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj605sogy3I
Corruption Blog -- http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/How_Corruption_Works_in_Total_War:_WARHAMMER
How Corruption Works -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6PPH4GkEM8
Vampire Counts Roster - http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Vampire_Counts_Army_Roster
Siege of Altdorf - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SFM6-LC6io
>Pastebin FAQs
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
Bad and dead >>138150426
first
>holy
>roman
>>138189398
ANIME AND END TIMES
>>138189398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM&feature=youtu.be
>>138189710
>>138189775
>>138189790
>holy roman anime
Fund it!
Ahh... Phalanges
can we keep this thread shit post free?
Never seen Geats grow this big. Good thing we are allies.
>>138190075
>/twg/
>shit post free
Where do you think we are?
I don't know what to play
>>138189147
So the homo is a slaneesh champion, the dragon ogre Khorne I assume and Archaon is who... chaos united? are they all just chaos united leaders? Archaon to Tzeentch/Nurgle doesnt fit, is there no Nurgle themed champion?
should I play AoC or vanilla attila
>>138190075
sure anon. Lets discussHOVELS
I love you
>want to be a pirate nation
>play vandals for "superior naval units"
>every germanic faction get access to dromons
>step-monkey slavs get access to dromons
>vandal dromons have +5 ship health
the year is 432 and i feel betrayed
See? Nothing changed. It's as empty in content as the last thread
>>138190285
Why did u hide those games?
>>138189459
B-but what about the Huns?
>>138190316
Big cities on the map are nice,
though big cities in Attila dont seem very worth it over the T2 ones since they cost too much food.
>>138190564
they aren't total war games
>>138190303
AoC play as based emirate and sack paris
>>138190564
probably doesn't have them categorised,
>>138190285
Do Napoleon anon you seem to have a shit ton of melee total war games try something different.
>>138190737
Oh I have Empire too I just forgot how high up it was on the list.
>>138189992
the eternal wall of death
>>138190841Empire is shitNapoleons better than Empire in my opinion anyway.
>you will NEVER conquer Carthage and rape women and children in the process
Obligatory
http://strawpoll.me/7306984
http://strawpoll.me/7306984
http://strawpoll.me/7306984
http://strawpoll.me/7306984
http://strawpoll.me/7306984
What factions are the most fun for co-op campaign with a friend aside from WRE/ERE?
>>138191071
Ostrogoth/Visigoth?
>>138191071
huns/white huns
ostrogoths/visigoths
>>138191071
uninstall and exe
>>138190975
>you will NEVER sack Rome and rape women and children in the process
>>138189790
I'm glad Raymond Swanland was able to find a niche for his art. I really liked his oddworld concept art.
>>138191361
thats doesnt even make sense you triple nigger
>>138191508
uninstall.exe and ok button then?
>>138191361
This one only good if you play Medieval 2
>>138191471
>you will NEVER sack Rome and rape women and children in the process
>>138190285
total war warhammer
>>138191648
nah son, attila total war best total war
>you'll never by stinking ugly vandal
>you will never be given a coffin shield by your armourer
kek
>>138191471
>>138191737
Take that back ;_;
>>138192136
>clipping in TW games
HOLD THE PRESS, BREAKING NEWS
>>138192136
Hi arch
>>138192136
i don't get it
>>138191471
>tfw you'll never be King Genseric and vandalize everyone
>>138190975
>>138191471
>you will NEVER sack Rome and rape women and children in the process
>>138190564
probably some faggoty vns. they dont do cowadoody by steam, right?
>>138192820
dude
tortilla
lmoa
>>138192906
>tfw no total war: tortilla
>>138192905
who though those spaghetti mustaches was a good idea ?
>you will never facefuck advisor-chan while crackingvoice-kun narrates
>>138193010
>>138192906
>no victorian era total war
>can't replay the Texan revolution
>>138193091
why even live
>>138189398
>>138193091
>christopher-kun advisor never
Any mods that improve Shogun 2's sieges?
>>138190480
>he doesnt know the secret
they have two balistae on ranged elite ships intstead of 1 and two towers on melee ships instead of 1
>Excited for Warhammer to come out
>PC can barely run Rome 2
And the slaughter was glorious
>>138190480
>caring about +5 ship health when you have the highest sacking bonus faction trait in the game
>>138193984
>Finally upgrade pc last weak
>Can now run rome on very high with 60+ fps
I'm so ready for warhammerhope i can run it on medium
>>138193984
>>138194412
Warhammer should run better than Rome 2 and Atillia since it seems like they've actually tried to optimize the engine
>>138191471
>You will NEVER liberate Rome and receive adoration from Women and children in the process
>you will never give the most important weapons in history to complete strangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC-1E3LEEec
>>138194535
better than Atillia? Maybe Rome 2? No way
>>138194905
>the most important weapons in history
I think nuclear bombs would like a word.
>>138195607
>nukes
>more important than guns
No
>>138195607
Guns are more important imo they change warfare in whole world
>>138193984
same here, but I'm not going to upgrade until the next gen of gpu's comes out
bridge battles OP pls nerf
well fug, these guys actually have a decent army composition and not just comitatensis, still I need to take insulae orrientalis, especially while it still has an imperial library in it, so time to wage war on the worst romans
>>138195873
This is retarded desu
>>138194115
Nice campaign, I love when players use nice army compo
>>138196216
why
>>138196098
>>138195607
I think they gave those to the Japanese too.
>>138195805
>>138195840
Never before have we had the capabilities to destroy human existence with our own weapons. Nuclear weapons negate the existence of full scale war between two nations that own some.
Even thinking ahead to the future there are consequences of nuclear capability not yet apparent enough.
That's bigger than anything guns could ever do.
>Chaos dwarfs have their FW top hats
It's happening lads
>>138196579
What? where?
>>138196335
Becouse you can buy gtx 970 for not that much and run every single game just fine
Or you can wait and for somthing new and spend 1000+$
If you cant run rome 2 i assume your pc is bad and if your pc is bad you don't have much money
>>138196449
>Never before have we had the capabilities to destroy human existence with our own weapons
And we still don't. Stop watching 60's Russian propaganda.
>>138196821
NYET
>>138196449
Nah
>>138196821
Watch videos of nuclear, tests the effects of radiation and fallout. We have more than the capability.
>>138196909
xoxoxo cyka blyat))))))) cheeki breeki i v vodke balalaika(((
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
>>138196608
litteraly the first video of warhammer in the OP
between 40 and 49 minutes
>>138196608
HATS, HATS, HATS!!!
>>138197043
VA DAMKI
Katana >>>>>> Any other shiti gaijin weapons
>>138197143
Actually looks kinda like their 'new' hats, I like it!
AD1212 when
>>138197362
You say that, but the nips loved their guns
>>138197369
when /twg/ is worthy
>>138197419Today
>>138197916
;_;
>>138197143
>>138197369
>>138197362
If i were on youtube i would believe that's not bait
How do traits work in TW Attila?
>>138198243
wrong .webm
>>138198423
http://imgur.com/a/euyNZ
>>138198468
It looks like utter shit
>bright violet shit ball
what the fuck really
>You, Hannibal, know how to gain a victory; you do not know how to use it.
What did he mean by this?
>>138198324
https://youtu.be/wAkCLpMtjlM?t=310
>>138197362
ugly af desu
how many battles without general do i need to win in shogun 2 to get an offer to recruit one?
>>138198468
>Warhammer fags think this looks good
>>138198838
It looks like an alive version of eric cartmann
even the way he talks
>>138197143
>>138197369
>>138198243
>>138198468
Playing Chaos Dwarfs will be absolutely fantastic, I want my cruel assyrian dwarf slavers asap!
>>138198703
>>138199071
>all the delicious butthurt of histfags
>>138198821
he meant he knew how to gain a victory, but not how to use it
>>138199156
>shit looks like shit
>no lol butthurt
senpai please, it looks like shit. I'm sorry that your favourite game is shit but it's shit
what are the odds war ham will be good
i'm not into warhammer myself but fantasy rts are rather rare sight
>>138196712
gtx 970 isn't going to last that long anymore, I don't want to buy a card I will have to replace next year. If I buy next gen, it's going to last 3-4 years. And I can run rome 2, just not on max.
>>138199320
>it looks like shit
You know what video compression is?
>>138199367
Well Attila was good and CA learn their lesson from Rome 2
So odds are pretty high?
>>138199551
you're telling me that it's fault of youtube if your favourite faction arty is a red "cannon" that shots slow violet balls of shit?
stop using video compression as a boogeyman
>>138199824
>slow violet balls of shit
It's trapped souls. They gave it purple colors because purple/blue is the color of magic stuff
>>138198468
why the fuck it does remind me of penis
>>138199916
senpai
>>138200036
>no argument
>let's post a smug anime girl to prove my point
>>138200036
who are you quoting
>>138200029
because it's made to appeal warhammer fans
>m-muh video compression
P A T H E T I C
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>>138199156
>butthurt of histfags
>not liking both
>>138199916
>It's trapped souls
Who the hell writes this shit? Also it still looks stupid.
>>138199675
attila was a expansion pack with most assets from R2. pre-order fags will seriously use this as an argument.
disgusting buyers remorse
>>138198243
cockandballs.webm
>>138200162
>>138200187
then how much damage is a "trapped soul" supposed to do to a stone wall?
really when are you goint to make a /whtwg/ and stop the shiposting?
>>138200413
>>138200529
>fantasy game
>having to explain why a demonic forged canon can shoot souls
Because it's a game, a fantasy game, and it's adapted from a figure that has been around since a decade
>>138200737
>>138200529
>>138200413
>>138200259
>>138199156
>>138200737
i don't want dick cannons in my twg
>>138200529
>make a /whtwg/
Well let's try this
>>138200926
>>138200926
>>138200926
FANTASY FRIENDS COME OVER HERE
>>138200529
Bruh m, it's written purposefully. I'm not even a Warhammer fag and I know that. Seriously, it's no ones fault but your own if you can't tell tongue in cheek from seriousness. Actually, it's your parents fault for deciding to go ahead and have an autistic child.
Just like WRE and ERE
But this time this might last
>>138198243
CA really needs to step it up with head and facial hair, it looks so fucking awful.
>>138201024
fuck off, If I want to talk about total war game, I go on /twg/, fantasy or not
>>138201456
But a split between history and fantasy could be good, far less shitposting of the autists of either side
>>138201024
sectarian cross thread shitposting fuck yeah!
>>138201691
we tried at least 5 times and each times, either people went into one thread, or the two threads died quickly
>>138202219
Then we'll try a 6th time and if both threads die I couldn't care less
>>138202383
rolling for some barbarian action.
Is there a way to activate dlc you didn't pay for with tw games ? I'd like to get the celts dlc for attila but i'd really rather not pay 7,50
>>138202219
/twg/ was alive before wh
/twg/ will be alive after wh
>>138202559
have you tried looking on kinguin?
>>138202572
>the eternal general
>>138202559
http://www.kinguin.net/catalogsearch/result/index/?q=total+war+attila
>>138202942
>>138202709
thanks
>>138202572
yeah, but the people who post on "historic" twg are also the one posting in fantasy
only a couple of shitposters are full history or full fantasy
>>138200414
>pre-order fags
But i dont pre order
>>138201859
Why does it look like most of the corpses have been attacked with a lawnmower or something?
>>138203762
>Pays for pre-orders separately
>>138202383
Rolling for pls no empire
>>138204560
that's attila's interpretation of what happens when a group of comfy pyjama wearing easterners get hit by 1 gorillion arrows
>>138204718
>pays to be my beta tester
So Arena still alive? literally no info
>>138190564
Probably those japanese hentai "games"
>>138194558
>Vampire Count in the bottom left after feasting on the corpses nearby.
>>138200029
Fapping to traps too much
>tfw no big feminine penis shemale to cuddle with.
>>138206706
>>138196449
weapons power =/= weapons importance.
Guns came several hundred years before the nuke and has had a larger influence on our history, now kindly FUCK OFF
>>138206962
these are great, also one of your screens had balistarii? I thought there were none in AoC, even with the theme of sicily mod
>>138206962
When does this happen?
>>138207123
I've found it's when they get killed by arrows.
>>138207118
It's the AoC Theme of Sicily mod and add on that adds a few extra units like balistarii and greek fire ships.
>>138202180
roll
wait the ERE has unique layouts? how have I never noticed it, its not like I havent fought sieges against the ERE?, this must mean that the total number of layots is actually above 32
>>138207697
Yeah ERE has different layouts from WRE
Where do you guys usually stick your longbows? Is their accuracy fine if I have them behind my main line, shooting over the guys in front of them?
>>138207108
Why are you so angry?
>>138208386
yeah its fine
>>138208394
since when do you have to be angry to tell someone to fuck off ?
I tell at least 10 people a day to fuck off, its just part of my normal language
>>138208386
Sorry son I only have shortbows
>>138207697
Yeah, ERE actually has defensible and good city layouts, unlike the WRE
>>138208386
Don't, the guys that you are shooting at will have really high block rates in front. You'll end up peppering your own guys. Maneuver them behind the enemy.
>>138208871
>Maneuver them behind the enemy.
If I wanted to do that, I would just be using regular archers (well actually I use heavy cav to go behind the enemy but whatever)
I just want to stick them somewhere and put stakes down so they can use their range
>>138209057
If you do that, I like to have them on my flanks protected by other units in combined arms. Making flanking them easier or preventing flanking.
I've got a sudden urge to get back into Total War again.
What's the best way to experience ancient Rome? Rome 2 + DeI or Attile + AE?
Also what's the best mod for Charlemagne DLC?
>>138209573
Rome 2 + DeI, since AE isn't even out yet.
>>138209573
AE is not out yet.
The only mods I know of Charlemagne is "Age of Vikings" and something like IB or something on total war center, but I have no played any of them. I think Age of Charlemagne is pretty good still playing a vanilla campaign.
>>138202383
Of the last 3 times I've rolled on this I've always gotten a Celtic faction. It's the only """""culture"""""" pack I don't own.
>Faction leader's youngest brother
>He has bad traits
>When he came of age I tried to get him to be a retainer of the middle brother, who is a high ranking governor
>He is rejected
>Throw him a bone and make him a new General in an army that will help conquer Iberia with his elder brother, and Emperor.
>He dies in his second siege battle after being flanked by Marines
You tried Adeodatus, you tried
>>138209719
>>138209839
Oh my bad. I just assumed it'd be out by now. DeI it is.
As for Charlemagne, I found a Radious mod for it, is it worth my time?
which to play
RotS
Shogun 2
FotS
>>138210485
> I found a Radious
No
There's some mods that let you play as the Theme of Sicily and as Slavic factions, try those.
I'll never get over how fucking brutal naval battles are.
>ONE enemy survived in total
>that kill to drowned count
God damn.
>>138210543
RotS
Because nobody playing it
>>138210543
Fall of the Samurai
>>138210809
I liked how chaotic it was with everybody ramming everybody else its the reason I prefer r2 naval battles to attila
elite naval units were almost worthless though because any midtier ship could ram it to death
>>138201024
>/hist/ faggots trying THIS hard.
Kill yourself myman.
This place is ours now.
Do you think Pertinax would have restored the republic, if the Praetorian guard hadn't slaughtered him?
>>138211543
Rome would have never become as glorious as it did without its empire and emperors.
>>138212664
Rome was mega dishonourable anyway and not glorious at all.
>>138213807
>best elves still not announced
>>138213807
>>138213973
You belong there >>138200926
>>138213394
M E G A
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>>138214031
Bitch, we are not splitting generals just to calm the autism of the extremists.
>>138214031
>general split because of a very loud, very small minority of purist sperglords
It's Dark Souls general all over again.
>>138209914
Celtic Culture > Roman Culture > Arab/East African Culture > German Culture > Slavic "Culture"
>>138214186
>>138214343
The thread's pretty dead anyway.
Time so shitpost again!
Rome went to shit after it destroyed its greatest rival, Carthage.
What a big surprise. The warhammer general is dead (just like the mmorpg). Maybe that should send a clear message that history based total war stands above all
>>138214031
It's true lad. Caesar was the most dishonoruable person of all time, betraying even his Gallic Allies and then the Republic herself. The Roman Republic at-least had Good Roman Values (tm)
>>138214785
>a general for a game that's not released
gee I wonder...
>>138213807
not pale enough.
Did the dark elves take a vacation to panama or something?
>>138214785
>being this fucking retarded
>>138214186
Why do Muslims pray to a moon god?
>>138215151
>>138215776
>responding
I'm disappointed in you lads
Is it possible to win this battle? I can't fucking do it but I suck at battles
I should probably come back with more infantry since archers seem to do nothing
>>138214031
>This fucking oversperg thinks that his forced thread-split will go anywhere
Do Chaos societies have nuclear families? I guess the trio of loser gods, Slaanesh, Nurgle and Tz don't but can a Khornite belong to a nuclear family of Khornites?
how can i make quickly make clan in shogun 2 hate me so much that they declare war on me? don't want to lower daimyo's honor
are there any athiests in warhammer?
Seems like everyone from humans to rat-people have a god
>>138216289
Same reason why Christians pray to a cross god and Buddhists pray to a hand god. Symbols aren't everything.
>>138216770
I'm pretty sure it's been tried before and died pretty damn quick.
>>138214754
How different would the world be if Carthage won the Punic wars? The world will never know
>>138217297
Being an athiest would be retarded.
First of all because it's still the !middle-ages so people are far more spiritual, and secondly because the gods are actually real and have a proven and noticeable effect.
>>138217297
In a world where the gods regularly physically manifest their minions, being an atheist is absolutely fucking retarded.
>>138216584
Come back with more knights, about 2-3 units at most, and it'll be easy peasy.
The fight for Paris begins.
Thanks to my spy (who was fallen in combat) I have eliminated many of the French generals.
>>138217297
>>138217559
Might as well add that the closest thing that you could get to Athiesm is probably Jemarism, which holds the belief that all god's were created as a big cosmic joke by Ranald and that they don't really have much effect.
>>138217603
Really? I tried to not rely so much on heavy cav because the Engladn info says their cav sucks
how the fuck this is supposed to work
>>138218194
Step 1- Put on horse
Step 2- Ride horse in battle
Step 3- Enemy gets scared because horse looks like dragon now
Step 4- Stab enemy
>>138217780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP9CPMsJN7Y
Making a dash to secure my left flank.
When will manlets learn?
>>138218194
>>138218345
What you are telling me that isn't a real dragon? I don't believe you stop lying man. That's so spooky.
>>138218194
exactly like that one
>>138218442
based bagpipes
>>138218442
sending Calvary to distract some of the French columns.
>>138218784
I've lost many men, my regiments are dwindled, but thankfully my reinforcements came in the form thunderous cannon which I've assembled upon the hill far on the back right flank to help pummel the frogs into oblivion!
May God have mercy on our enemies!
FOR WE SHALL SHOW NONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpOoPQ6JmbM&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5q5dVCaCJE&nohtml5=False
>>138217297
>>138217559
Are all the Empire gods confirmed real? I can't remember.
>>138219103
My brave highland foot retreats!
Should I lower the tax rate of cities in M2? Usually I enjoy growing my population quickly as fuck but it's easy as fuck to make money anyway and squalor is deadly
post campaigns
Currently at war with nobody after taking the rest of Saxony and moving all my armies towards southern France in preparation for the invasion. I'm going in with four full stacks so I hope I can steamroll them in a few turns.
>>138219353
The final march, and a glorious victory for the empire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY&nohtml5=False
>>138219682
Results.
>>138219664
>>138219664
>Numidian Empire
God damn, spains fucking rich, I mean I was going for carthage at first but the spainish attacked me, and when I found out alls they have is town miltia and shit iberian infantry waiting to be cucked me a carthage bro'd up and raped them, time to kick gaul out and fortify my settlements then go and rape rome kek, funniest part I was struggling to make ends meet at first now It wont stop flowing, only problem is if carthage strike or gaul sends a couple decent armys
>>138219682
Now fast-forward that about 40 years and with CURRENT YEAR technology. That's what Victoria could be.
>>138220048
A Victoria Total War would be great as long as they got rid of the fucking horrendous way that troops move in Empire and Napoleon.
>game forces everyone to stay in line no matter what
>even during charges
Why
>>138216791
The various chaos-worshipping tribes are organized like big extended families. Of course they are hyper warlike and ruthless marauders, but family nonetheless.
Once you get to Favored/Chosen status you're mostly just an extension of your god's will. The vast majority of chaos worshippers are casual-tier compared to those guys.
>>138219624
i just milk them to the limit as long as i have growth and happiness is at least 100%
>>138214031
Think I'll stay right here, friend. :^)
>>138217930
Heavy cav is heavy cav. Besides, it's still relatively early in the game, and the enemy doesn't have that many spear units.
>>138220048
>>138219664
Currently killing turns to I can get my armies over to the Balkans. I'm basically at war with the entirety of the east. I had to make peace with my only military rival, the Seleucids, so I could deal with a civil war, which I crushed, and now I currently have low chance for ANOTHER civil war. Luckily I managed to make the Seleucid's fuckboi, Pontus, my fuckboi client state before I made peace with them. Also trying to help my barbarian allies put down the last of the other tribes up in the north
I am Sicily
