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>>137202573
naka bp
>server is dead
should i transfer tobalmung
>not just shit posting from mobile
I pity you fools
Xth for cats!
Vote for what race makes the best husband RIGHT NOW!!!
http://strawpoll.me/7237546/
>>137242757
>being a shitposter
>>137242891
You don't have to rub it in everyone's face that you live on a mobile platform for easier crane access, Phatshua.
>>137242998
Nah I'm posting from mobile because my laptop is being repaired at the moment.
>>137242935
Do you even have to ask?
Are there no normie boys that browse /vg/ that I can make my b/gf? All I want is someone flirty to have fun with and cuddle after adventuring that isn't a gross weirdo irl
xth for unable to open up to anyone and the only person you did hates you and doesn't want to speak to you unless they have no other option
Hi hlelo is there anyone with the 205 pvp tank boots that could show me what they look like dyed black? ty xoxo
>>137242891
memeaika :)
>>137242891
Cats in cages make me so mad I become incoherent.
>>137243183
Did you find the boats yet? I bet the normie boys are on it.
>>137243183
Only if you're a cute boy yourself.
>>137243315
Can't be worse than pride and prejudice: fish edition
>>137243230
i sent u a tell buddy
want me to grow a pussy or something? you gotta try or somethin c'mon
Anyone know any legs/feet/hands that go with the Fistfighter's Jackcoat?
I love the look of it, but everything seems to clash with it.
>>137243437
Oh but we're going to see Mister BINGley in his gazebo! I hope Mister Darcy likes GOBBIE MASKS.
>>137243519
Thavinarian gloves?
>>137243315
red are you on balmung? i've always wanted to meet you, you've seemed like the chillest dude
plus i wanna learn how to fish
>>137243169
Because you touch yourself at night
>>137243524
Who DOESNT like gobbie masks is the question!
>>137243519
gloam bracers
>>137243673
I am indeed! Not on right now because I'm just fresh home from work and sort of unwinding the springs that is my body.
>>137243789
Lady Catherine de Bourgh. She's a fucker, I do declare.
>>137243519
gloveless with pure black dyed spandex plus some black thighboots like the maelstrom ones
its a good glimglam
>>137243447
i'm a tough nut to crackthis is going to sound extremely dumb and picky but there's gotta be a level of trust before i can open up and i just don't feel like it's gotten to that point yet
As part of FFXIV's april fools with the elf boyfriend teaser, their official forums had changed avatars into various Heavensward characters.
>25m queue for dps and 30m+ for healer/tank for VA
kill me kill me.
>>137244169
man, what a lame prank
>>137244169
another april fools day on the Internet
april 2 cant come soon enough
>>137244123it's like that fucking meme college kids do where you can't get a job without experience, and you have no experience
gotta start somewhere, buddy
Anyone want to hang out?
Central Thanalan ( 21.5 , 13.1 )
>>137244169
The April Fool's thing kinda reminded me that the Heaven's Ward never really got a chance for us to learn much about any of them before we put them down like rabid dogs.
I would've figured each one was a hero in his own right, and would have loved to have some lore about their past, their interactions with one another etc.
>>137244404
I wanted to personally punch Zephirin's face in.
>>137244539
Well that too. Applied punchanomics would be fantastic.
Also I'm kinda salty I can't marry the NPCs still. Curse you SE!
Why is this place always so dead in the morning.
>>137244404
I know, right?
It was just bizarre to me that they barely had any interaction in the storyline aside from 3 out of 12 of them which had screen time in cutscenes, which makes me feel like the story is just rushed or just wasn't really polished in terms of the characters they introduce (as usual, we see the same thing in 2.0 with most of the inner circle of the Scions barely having character).
>>137244323
idk man it's just very weird and foreign to me, i'm gonna try to get some sleep i guess
>>137244912
At the very least they need to slap some lore SOMEWHERE we can at least learn about these dudes. You don't get to guard the ruler of your nation without some good reason/talent behind your posting.
So, been healing most of my time in game, thinking about rolling a tank. Personally, I like healing warriors, but I've had a couple pallys and dark knights that were also balls to the wall awesome, so I'm trying to decide which role to go with.
I get the basic differences between them, like warrior is a wall of HP, pally has mitigation and some utility but low DPS, and dark knight has better magic mitigation. Any other key differences that aren't memes?
>>137245304
DRK is all about mp management and has some aoe potential. WAR seems to deal more damage than either of the two.
lewds pls...
>>137245153
Precisely.
Though, with this april fools event and the Heaven's Ward actually having a fanbase, hopefully they consider writing short stories about them, like what they do for the anniversary event.
Hopefully in the future they just give more focus on characters in the MSQ though. Not everything should be rushed to reach the destination, ignoring the time to be more familiar about the characters involved.
>level 40 BLM
>sudenly umbral phase lasts all of 3 seconds because of the mp regen + half cast time fire 3
IT BEGINS
Can someone talk to me please. I can't sleep and I don't want to be alone anymore.
>>137245689
Yeah, I thought the other HW stories they did were excellent. Some Ward stories would be pretty boss.
>>137245885
mumu please just go to bed
>>137244875
It's 5am right now on a work/school day
>>137245941
I don't know who that is. Maybe you could come talk to me and educate me.
Kweh?
>>137245456
Ok, so as far as aggro, does a warrior need the higher DPS to maintain their aggro with some skills, or are the skills enough? I apologize for the basic questions, but I'm on my phone at work in a tank farm, signal is absolutely horrid, 4chins is one of the few sites I can browse.
>>137246236
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137242891
Partnering with catbois
>>137245873
>level 60 BLM for months
>mentor roulette throws me at a level range before fire3/bliz3
>completely forgot what I'm supposed to do during umbral phase
I feel like a shitter when that happens.
>>137244329
>>137245885
lets B friends
Can I get t5 gatherer materia from i110~i140 accessories?
>>137245885
Server and name?
>>137242607
name?
>>137247057
What's yours?
>>137247173
Tamara Reed
>>137246594
I think you would look prettier with no drills...
>>137246949
Balmung.
Central Thanalan ( 21.5 , 13.1 )
>>137247219
10/10 xD
>>137247173
faggot you're the one begging for social interaction
>>137247261
I'm coming to you.
>>137243315
Are boat dealerships even a thing?>>137243432
I'm pretty cute. I'm really boring though so it's a give/take.
Why are there no cute Monk clothes?
>>137247371
And?
I believe it is time to cast again. And again. And again.
>>137247406
Yeah, they are. I live a relatively short drive from one.
>>137247484
And you should be the one giving your username.
>>137247501
Can you check if they have cute normie boys in stock?
test
>>137247668
le reddit xD upboats to the left xD
>>137247406
You mean cute in-game or cute irl?
Also I forgot my picture I was so ready to start fishing.
>>137247583
Tomorrow I can. I mean they're closed right now it's almost midnight where I am.
>>137247762
both
should i go
>fem elf
or
>femroefor /ss/ purposes
Whoa what happened to the 4chan I know and love?
https://vid,me/2hX8
Let this be lesson
>>137247815
Oh.Me too.
>>137247240
I want to get away from that meta long hair.
>>137247954
april fools happened.
>>137247762
You don't have to be cute irl. I don't really care about what you look like irl since we'll probably never meet anyway.
>>137247987
Not that hair, try another and show us. :)
>>137247958
No audio?
>>137248006
Well I'm in Balmung if you wanna hang out, unless that's not your server.
>>137247987
cute cute cute!
>tfw you see a JP maid outfit
>tfw NA
FUCK YOU.At least I get to try it on, now.
>>137248323
It's not
does ffxiv have april fools?
>>137248463
shut up cg
>>137248583
cg?
>>137247943
pls help
>>137248532
Welp. RIP
>>137248572
Yes.
Elf boyfriends for JP, ChocoGo for NA/EU (check the developer's blogs to see) and they gave everybody Heavensward character avatars on the official forums.
>>137248463
Are you CG?
>>137248572
Yea but square calls it content
>>137248734
I don't know who that is.
I just like girls in maid outfits.
is there a /vg/ FC that doesn't turn into a member circlejerk?
>paks video in pastebin
lel
>>137248815
>is there a FC that doesn't turn into a member circlejerk?
ftfy and no
>>137248815
No.
Also that's unavoidable in something like a big FC, there will always be small cliques in them.
That's why smaller FCs are so tight-knit, it's the circlejerk itself.
>>137248815
Not a /vg/ FC, but TFT is highly recommended.
>>137248990
wat if ur FC is only 2 ppl?
At what point does my fishing retainer start to collect an increased number of fish? Everything seems to be a static amount that never goes up regardless of how much gathering or ilvl my retainer has.
>>137249069
you need three people to make a circle jerk, that's just two dudes jacking each other off
>>137249069
>only has two people
>they aren't jerking it together
ok bud, whatever you say.
>>137243183
>Normie
>Browse /vg/
Pick one.
>>137249069
That's hot.
>>137248980
Isn't TFT in the pastebin? That technically makes it vg.
so cute
>>137249367
ugly asf jew
Hello, where are the handsome Hyur men of both clans?
Male au ra are CUTE!
>>137250270
arr rook same
who doesn't anyone like fem ra?
>finally transfered to balmung
what do
>>137250339
Nooo~
It really depends on the color they choose but most choose similar ones. Still cute.
>>137250432
Fish.
>>137250392
They look strange.
>>137250432
Are you a catboi?
>felt shitty about mnk dps
>parse myself in multiple areas with other better geared mnks
>I do better than they do
I have hope!
>>137250545
Fuck you chad!
>>137250557
Why?yeah
>>137250538
Can you macro fishing? Sounds boring. That's something I'd do while watching a show.
>>137250639
Who sent you this picture of me?!
>>137250863
Post a pic, I'll give you heappats if you're kawaii and I see you around
It ain't gonna suck itself, toots
>>137250863
Fishing is the soul of the catboy. It's the gentle flow of reel and pull. It's that moment where the big thing you've been stalking for windows takes a bite and you fight that fucker in.
It's also making me lots of money just goofing around.
But I get it, it's not for everyone. Not everyone has the soul.
>>137251123
I want to find a futa Roe to suck off and be impregnated by.
Oddly enough every once I've come across has been female or horrible at RP.
>>137251123
I dunno, you look like you suck pretty fine just as you are.
guys ;)
check out my cute name ;)
im a girl ;)
>>137251204
balmung?
>>137251241
>projecting
*whips out semierect cock and slaps it playfully across your face* so cute..
>>137251297
owned
>>137251316
>balmung?
Yep.
>>137250392
lots of people like them
>>137251161
Can I make decent gil off fsh alone?
>>137251013
I don't like head pats.
>>137251721
>I don't like head pats.
Tummy rubs? Armpit tickles?
>>137248119
Tfw spoiled for choices.
>>137251834
Formal handshake will do.
>>137251979
Worst catboi ever
>>137251721
Depends on your definition of decent. I can make somewhere between 1 and 3 million gil a week off of it. Used to be a lot more but the market has become a lot more "occupied" as of late.
I'm currently sitting on about 21 million, but in the last month alone I've also spent around 12 million.
Your mileage may vary, and I'm mostly getting all this from being at level 60.
>$25 cash shop mount is a recolored Zu horn mount
holy fuck and retards actually bought it?
>>137251721
>Can I make decent gil off fsh alone?
You can make a ton of gil off fish. You don't even need to make it very far.
Post cat.
>>137252047
RED I WANNA LEARN THE FISH WAYS TEACH MEEEEE
>>137252350
JUST.
FISH.
>>137252310
cats are boring, posts lalas
>>137252310
You rang?
>>137252465
I WANNA MEET YOU TOOOOO
/cry
you're the only catboy that will ever have my heart
Show off your minions!
I got this little cutie the other day.
>>137252484
>pedoshit
No. Just no.
>>137252547
Settle down there, buddy.
>>137252490
butt, show it
>>137252018
I guess head pat is ok as long asno gay shit happens after. Seriously
My boyfriend bought me the spicy chicken mount!
Where did the futaroe go?
>>137252728
>furryshit
yiff in hell
>tfw no lalahorde to gangbang my chocolate elf
>>137254273
>not wanting a horde of catboys
I'm here to post every bit of drama that has happened on Balmung.
Should I do it??
My swords gonna hoooooooome
In shyvangles boooooooooty hooooooooole
Loooooong sword style
Loooooooooooooooooong swooooooword style
>>137254010
I play felezen.
so I managed to get myself in firstperson and now I've got no idea how to go back to thirdperson
help
>>137254396
shota>all
>>137247954
I think I know this cat...what are your initials?
>>137254640
Home key should fix it.
Wait why are we using lulz names?
>>137254707
my catboy thanks you, Miranda
>>137254492
yes
beep beep test
>>137242935
>Roe at the bottom
Kek
>>137254713
look at your calendar
>>137252862
But I poop from there..
>>137254998
Don't wipe....
>>137254647
I totally agree. Just wish we had younger looking catboys to add to the mix.
I seriously wish SE would discontinue carboy and retroactively made all current catboys to HIGHlander males
>>137255060
Pls..
I wish all cat players would get thrown into a gas chamber already.
>>137255586
Even catgirls?
>>137254660
I'm not that cat....
>>137254647
I want shota cats
We have two loli cats in game, where are my shota cats at, hello?
>>137255586
Can't gas what you can't see MOTHERFUCKER
>>137255646
catboys in chambers, catgirls get raped until the sweet release of death takes them away
>>137254890
Okay... Here we go.
The leaker was actually____________________________________________________. _______________________________. ________________________. ___________april fools XD
>>137255862
>>137255071
Too bad SE went full retard.
>>137255909
YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING.
>>137255778
Are you sure...?
>duty roulette ex
>war has str gear
As first acting president of /xivg/ I suggest we build a 6 foot wall all around to curb the illegal lalas from infiltrating these threads
>>137256204
Lalas can jump really high tho
>>137256204
you have my vote, el presidente
As second acting president who overthrew the first acting president of /xivg/, I suggest we build a 12 foot electric fence all around to curb the illegal cats from shitting up and hissing in these threads.
>>137248323
>tfw totally down for this and in balmung but too embarrassed to do anything about it
>>137256204
>>137256443
They coup up so fast these days...
Who /farmingeso/ here?
>>137256443
>>137256443
As third acting president who assassinated the second acting president of /xivg/ we should ban all futas to curb the "femroe" menance
>>137256741
I just do all my roulettes daily. I'll have the relic weapon done a day or so after reset.
>>137256886
>Not building an 18 foot high wall to keep the femroes out
I'm beginning to think democrassassination isn't working any more!
>>137256741
>ravana
>>137256741
guys ;)
I'm an expert ;)
>>137256741
Isnt expert + 60 roulette faster?
>>137257595
I'd spam farm antitower all day but i can't find three willing DPS on my server to do so.
Roulettes are deffo faster tho
WAR at 667
PLD at 649
>>137257143 suck m8
>>137257771
It's a joke, that's a wipe right after a phase where no one hits anything for almost a minute straight
>>137257916
>9:27
>war doing 667
Yeah it is a joke
>all these wageslaves at work
heheheh.................
cat men
>>137258709
shame you're still a child mentally
>>137256043
Yes.I just like taking screenies of cute cats.
>It's a WoW refugee episode
>>137258857
Would've been better if he was a child physically.Shota~<3
MNK or NIN?
I am really kind of conflicted because I enjoy both, but which is overall more useful to really get into?
Rate my new edgy giraffe glamour.
>>137259342
Both have their uses, but generally NIN is more useful in a raid setting. MNK can be fine too, but if you're not top DPS then you're a wasted party slot.
>Can't choose your own name
This shit is GAY
>>137247943
Both work, obviously. You can be the motherly elf or gentle giant.I choose gentle giant.
I was finally able to resub after not being able to play for almost a year.
hopefully I can join the freecompany again
>>137258895
Oh,because they're in my FC
if boy name ill fanta to catboi
I'd like to Collect her, if you know what I mean. Toil her Pioneer?
As soon as that maid outfit is available, I'll grab it and walk the dangerous streets of Ul'Dah for once.
What should I do with this?
>>137261021
Stop posting you creepy fuck. You are legitimately unsettling.
>>137257727
I want to say that Ravana EX with a good group of 6 dps 1 tank 1 healer is fastest eso method
>>137261021
Shrek what server are you on?
midlanders
Post highlanders
>>137261417
Wrong picture
>>137261417
wat da fuck why is dat nigga so gay
I just saw my FC neighbour wearing these
>>137261602
>why does someone sexualize his character
idk, ask all the slutty catgirls played by grown men here
Don't you love it when you make up shit and people believe in your lies?
Summoning Proci
> He hasn't pressed ctrl+alt+down arrow on his keyboard yet
What the fuck is wrong with you, xivg? Makes playing ffxiv so much goddamn easier.
>>137262057
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137262127
>ctrl+alt+down
>not just control+down
>>137262057
That's pretty cute.
hello?
>>137262096
He's asleep
>>137262127
I don't play Lalafell
>>137262249
>short hair shyv
Yesssss
>>137262057
Just send him a tell saying "just in case you missed it, those boot materia are skillspeed. Mutamix can remove them for you in central thanalan. "
>>137262249
cute! cute! cute!
meltdown
>>137262249
ugly bettie
>>137262127
>>137262231
uhm how do i center my camera again
>>137262449
Are you OK...
>>137262337
thats an old screenshot
>>137262435
thanks ian duke
>>137262456
look stephanie u better shut the fuck up before u catch these squid hands
>>137262574
no I mean to the exact spot it used to be
idk where it is if I have to manually go back up again
is it a major deal to be a certain race for your character? i want to be xXxs4suk3xXx but i'm a big guy, will that matter?
>>137262554ian duke?
>>137262670
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