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Alternate universe edition.

Previous timeline: >>137196481

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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Greaser Gang AU when? I need my Greaser Toriel
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MY TOOTH
JUST FELL OUT OF MY FACE

FUCK

I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST NOW
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>>137215931
>not naming it Underswap "pounder of preschool pussy" edition
One job.
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>>137215931
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
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*Tousle hair
*Do not tousle hair
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So, where are the cute boy Anons at?
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>>137216063
i hope your dentist is hot
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sans
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>>137216107
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>>137216063
DENTIST ANON, COME QUICK
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Removing the AU menace under Papyrus' name!

AVE PAPYRUS
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>>137216080
I didn't want the thread to get purged or to get banned tbqh friend
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Just got the greatest thing in the mail today!
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xth for omega
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nth for MJOLNIR GEN 2 ASGORE armor
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>>137215931
nooooo leave canon Pap out of this
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>>137216171
don't make me feel bad goatfrisk is cute okay

i'm sorry
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>>137216114
Crateanon just went to bed last thread, I don't know what Spiderboy's up to.
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sans and good Papyrus
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Shit! I left all my shitposts at home! What am I supposed to put as a picture so I'll get noticed?
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Merry Christmas, Your all getting Ethan Bradberry!
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>>137216226
demon
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>>137216114
hi! i'm a cute boy!
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>>137215931
wow ok fiRST OF ALL
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>>137216107
Okay,
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>>137216252
Hello.
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The Garden's Epilogue; A small amount of fluff to finish off this 25k word project. To those that read this and Morning Glory last night, I changed it up a little bit, just a little FYI

Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/w1miZGn8
Previous Chapters;
Ch. 10 1/2: http://pastebin.com/KixLdCeX [NSFW]
Ch. 10: http://pastebin.com/2eikHZ16
Ch. 9: http://pastebin.com/Czht1Mca
Ch. 8: http://pastebin.com/p2ZZjT9J
Ch. 7: http://pastebin.com/Xgcqgz9m
Ch. 6: http://pastebin.com/tykiuTU0
Ch. 5: http://pastebin.com/mtTjyffN
Ch. 4: http://pastebin.com/3UcAzvFe
Ch. 3: http://pastebin.com/GajNuvQy
Ch. 2: http://pastebin.com/y62qke8J
Ch. 1: http://pastebin.com/kc7CWU8p

Or Read it on Ao3!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5981686/chapters/14699788

Tumblr is also a thing
http://mcdoogly.tumblr.com/

I also did a short little one-shot of an Early Morning ToriGorey, since I thought it would be cute; Morning Glory
http://pastebin.com/e5fVV3zS
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6421189

Hope you all enjoy it
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>>137216315
No he's good I just saw this in another thread and really wanted to post it.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/vg/1459484704485.gif&v=XJjnbhSTuqQ
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>>137215931
>Underswap "Gives his meatus to the fetus" Papyrus
>Underswap "Just turned four? Now you're my whore" Papyrus
>Underswap "Hide your child, he's gone wild" Papyrus
>Underswap "Got a plan to get kids in his van" Papyrus
>Underswap "Genital warts in your toddlers' shorts" Papyrus
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>>137216201
US!Pap would beat regular Papyrus in a fight any day. He's an expert at exploiting childlike naivete.
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>>137216114
I'm not cute. My features are far too non feminine.
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>>137216269
We /halo/ now?

I want this but with Sans as the flood in the window and Frisk as Master Chief.
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>>137216360
Look out, we got an h3h3 fan over here!
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Did someone say AU?

inb4 Soriel because Sans and Torriel are next to each other
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So I just finished the soulless Pacifist and decided to have places to go.
I got the soulless ending with the manipulated picture and chara instead of Frisk.
Now what happened here lorewise?
Was I still possessed by Chara and killed everyone after I let them out of the underwelt or what?
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>>137216226
i want one, also do a room tour show us around the place anon
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>>137216508
I can't even look at fucker in the eye without associating him with rape. J-Just get him out of my sight...
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>>137216554
Why did you post a picture of doomguy.
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>>137216114
I would be a cute boy if I wasn't fat
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If Flowey didn't want to be raped, maybe he shouldn't be walking around naked in a bad neighborhood.
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Good night you guys.

Stay comfy.
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That's it. Everyone get in, we're going to destroy the multiverse to get rid of all this filth.
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>>137216554
Holy shit I forgot about all the badass art halo got in its hayday. Too bad its kind of died down today. 343 needs to make a story that makes you feel badass already.

>>137216620
>doomguy
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>>137216457
Thank you Doogle I love you
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>>137216554
I would say /hg/ but all they post over there is anime pictures.

And that's a nice addition to my Halo folder.
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>>137216628
>>137216551
>>137216412
Post pics, I know you're all cute. Stop holding out on me.
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sans and pals
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>>137215931
Good evening Anons!
I hope you're all having a comfy night, I know I am when you're around! I love you all, you big sweethearts!
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http://picosong.com/NyLU/

previous req: http://picosong.com/NYej/

requests?
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>>137216757
Oh no muffet is still a child in this right? Is she going to be safe with Papyrus?
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>>137216740
No, we have to stay here. Don't you see, Anon? We're all tainted. If you go with you, all that shit will just come with us. Go. Save yourself
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>>137216783
at least one of them is fat
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>>137216187

THERE'S A GAP WHERE MY TOOTH USED TO BE NOW, AND IT HURTS

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
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>>137216805
You too, kiddo.
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>>137216569
Now now, We dont want any drama.

I'm a Donald Trump fan.
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>>137216832
OF saying he's for sexual.
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au where everything is the same but everyone knows kung fu when
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>>137216554
>the yellow soul was John's
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>>137216783
But I'm fat you don't want pictures of a fat boy it's gross I'm gross
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>>137216839
I don't think children are allowed to serve alcohol
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>>137216783
b-but you're a stranger
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>>137216783
I'd like to post pics but am scared someone I might now is in here and finds out I'm a massive fag.
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>>137216750
The problem with Halo 5 is that most of the story should have been relegated to the comics or some other media. It was all a set up for the rise of the Created, kind of blue balled when the game ended as it got interesting.
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>>137216750
Yes, that is doomguy.
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>>137216957
stop being fat, fatty
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>>137216692
Goodnight!

I hope you have nice goat dreams.
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>>137216765
I got a small folder on DA for badass halo. Some lewd elites too. http://commander-cupcake.deviantart.com/favourites/54922804/Halo?offset=0

>>137216951
I imagine him as either duty or luck. More luck as all spartans have duty.

>>137217037
Make Halo Great Again I guess.
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>>137216961
she runs a cafe, not a bar
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turns out angeranon wears cute pyjamas?

who knew?

unrelated but legacy captcha was "pacifist first"
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>>137217085
I know I'm trying, I really want to be cute soon so that I don't let /utg/ and my friend down but it's hard and I keep slipping up. But I'll do it one day
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>>137216783
>Tfw too boyish to become a qt3.14 trap, but not enough to be manly

Why are we here? Just to suffer?
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>>137217136
If luck were a soul, John's would be luck for sure. That was his thing.
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>>137217136
If Joe Staten decides to hope back in some capacity on the writing it will.
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>>137217136
>Those elite booties

O-Oh my anon!
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are there any botfags left
im getting lonely
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>>137217090
You too, goatfriend!
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>>137216453
flowe/omega flowe a cute
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>>137216997
this desu
i know my brother posts here and i haven't come out yet
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>>137217191
I prefer the term "stylish," and I'll have you know I only take the best; These pajamas come with removeable boot things and built in thumbholes.
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>>137217191
Really? Huh, and all this time I thought he wore PURE RAGE AND THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES. Guess he's like the rest of us
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>>137217207
keep trying

the best part about not being fat is not being fat and you want that so do it
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>>137217345
Angeranon I love you and I'm glad you're still here
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>>137216950
not soon enough
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>>137217278
If you don't mind my dick getting in the way then I'll keep you company.
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>>137216226
Here's the other side
>>137216605
I'll post the pictures for each side if you want them
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>>137217345
>thumbholes
l-lewd?
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Stream time, pile in erryone

picarto.tv/AngstromArt
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>>137217278
I never left, baby.
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>>137216453
hey dude
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Characterfag call out GO!

FloweyAsrielTorielFishfag Here!
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>>137217369
I will, but It's going to be a long journy. I want to be 100lbs but I'm currently 290. I hope to get this done in a year with a lot of work and determination.
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Are there any good UT-Wallpapers out there? What I'd do is googling up Undertale Wallpaper 1080p but I bet there's better ones and better sources.
Thanks in advance, if anyone can help.

>>137217341
I do also like women though but I know claiming I'm bi would make me be edgy instead of gay. I probably shouldn't care so much tho
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>>137217340
I agree, excellent taste anon.
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>>137216508
Papyrus is the one true Papyrus, and will have victory his doppelgangers!

Seriously, I hate what tumblr turned US!Pap and US!Sans into. Can't even look at the stuff without feeling uncomfortable.
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>>137217278
Sorry, I'm more of a blookyfan. But I will contribute
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>>137217520
AsrielAsgoreRobofag I guess

I only save Asriel pictures though
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>>137217427
>You'll never walk in on Mettaton jacking on
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is the cute flowey drawfag here
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>>137217601
blook fans are cool
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>>137217446
cute! post em man, in imgur tho so image limit autists dont go crazy
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>>137217345
dang thats cute
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>>137217482
Howdy, how's life?

>>137217520
I love the Omega.
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>>137217535
I want to loose weight aswell, I started two weeks ago but feel as if my workout/diet is very inefficient. Also I currently weigh as much as you do but my ideal weight would be 190lbs, due to me being 195cm
This should be in /soc/ or /fit/ so please excuse me.
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>>137215931
>Alternate universe edition.
how far we stretching this one
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Another page done!
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>>137217247
Someone get this man a dress!
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>>137217550
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>>137215813
smaller companies usually don't have an hr department, so the person interviewing you will likely be your immediate supervisor

be prepared to talk about yourself in detail, maybe what you've been doing in the last few years, etc

don't be afraid to ask questions about the company you're interviewing for, like hours, vacation, benefits, parking

and just be an overall respectful and professional person. get a hair cut and dress in a nice shirt and nice pair of khakis or slacks (don't wear a tie if you think the company is more laid back)
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>>137217520
Dadfag that is about to go to bed
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>>137216502
>Underswap "Penile Pacifier" Papyrus
>Underswap "Little One Lothario" Papyrus
>Underswap "Kindergarten Kasanova" Papyrus
>Underswap "Mr Happy for the nappies" Papyrus
>Underswap "Under three, give 'em my wee" Papyrus
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>>137217535
wow you're fat
and wow that's skeletal

not my thing but keep working at it i guess
muscles and normal weight are better though

try not to have a heart attack
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Post that image of Uppertale.

I just want to see that Jerry again.
Litterly the only good thing about it.
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I want a pet Gaster Blaster. I want to pet it and take care of it and buy a little dog house for it
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>>137217806
>Its name's Mort. It's you
Shouldn't that be changed to Alph or Alphys?

>Hamlet Club
>Not Flowey Fan Club
Opportunity missed.

Keep going mang.
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>>137217861
/biz/ pls, you're a long way from home.
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>>137217809
oh! get me one too!
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>>137217247
Anyone who can shoot that without pulverizing their bones is a man in my book.
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Btw anyone like my diner set?
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>>137217520
Lizardfag here, though I also post skeles, robots, and fish
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>>137217963
>>137216502
somehow worst then the Asgore one

good job /utg/!
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>>137218045
Shit, forgot to set my name on mobile. This is me, btw
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>>137217535
Do you need any health advice or anything?

at that size you could probably just cut soda/sweets and experience some solid weight loss
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>>137217963
>that Sans
aww
>that Papyrus
BURN IT
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>>137218045
>Having a theme

I dig it.
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>>137217520
I like the goat.
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>>137217806
Good catch! I do these to late at night! I'll fix!
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ARE THESE THE CORRECT GOTES TO POST

AM I IN THE RIGHT GENERAL
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>>137218145
your clock is pretty neat desu
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>>137217976
I'll try not to. One day I'll be a small qt boy, count on it!
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>>137218148
Not that anon, but pretty high up there 220, my diet primarily consists of pasta and sweets. I know I can cut back on sweets, but is pasta bad for you? Are there alternatives?
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>>137217702
http://imgur.com/a/h6A2s
Here, with who I got to do them too
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>>137217963
>Underswap "First Grader Fiddler" Papyrus
>Underswap "Want some candy? Give me a handy" Papyrus
>Underswap "Tiny Toddler Tickler" Papyrus
>Underswap "Fill the hole of a five year old" Papyrus
>Underswap "If you're young, you get the tongue" Papyrus
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Would you share a body with your favorite Undertale? I know I might consider it briefly before declining unless they really needed my soul in which case I'd probably go for it
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>you will never go to school with Asriel and be his friend.
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Holy shit it finally happened.
Sansfags turned into pedos.

Oh the suffer never ends. Sans is a mess, Sans is big, fat, mistake. I see it everythread every day. Sans is a mess, Sans is a big fat mess. *eats chocolate*

>>137218506
MORE.
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>>137217994

There we go, new and improved! Thanks for the keen eye!
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>>137217535
>>137217783
i started at 340lbs about a year and a half ago and am 200lbs now, im also 195 cm so i'm pretty close to my ideal

for some reason i didn't lose any muscle in my legs, so without the fat i just have muscular legs now
not that i'm comlaining
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>>137218530
i'd give my soul to omega flowey

captcha select all the cacti
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>>137218530
Yes I would, the immortal thing would be a really nice perk
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>>137218556
>charafag
>calling other people pedos
wew
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>>137218541
>Sans not doing his job
ay, I love it
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>>137218556
>Holy shit it finally happened
You're a couple months late, dude. It was a slow process, but you could see the pedoness begin to creep in for awhile now
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>>137218530
I would give my soul to him in a heartbeat and submit.
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>>137218687
>A pedo called me a pedo therefore I'm not a pedo even though I am actually a pedo
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>>137217782
pretty good familia, still on that path of self-improvement. i'm super tired though lol.

how about you?
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>>137218653
Is there anyway we can talk to eachother outside of this general? I feel bad for spamming /fit/stuff in here. I'd like some advice if you'd want to give it to me. I have no idea how to anonymously chat to someone outside of 4chan though
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>>137218530
I'd give my soul to Undyne or Alphys. Then we will both become magical anime protagonists that will save the world with sparkles and crushed boulders and shit
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>>137218687
>charafag

>>137218710
Let the autism flow.

Sans the one skeleton diddling sham!
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>>137216404
Cutest!
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I would give my soul to have a 10/10 Mettaton cosplayer to cuddle up with. They have to dress up like this sometimes, though.
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>>137218537
I'd rather bully him tbqh
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>>137218932
heartless manipulative demon child
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>>137218643
fucking nice dude, I'd recommend the final panel to instead have "Gay Monster Pact?" "Sucking cloaca for Chara Dreemurr!"
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>>137218356
Pasta isn't bad for you, but it's almost all carbs. It's fattening if you eat it in excess.

Here, do this
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

Then take your maintenance calorie number and do this
http://macronutrientcalculator.com/

That's basically the daily fat/protein/carb intake you should strive for, and the basic calorie intake you should strive for. Don't worry about recording what you eat like a hawk, but get a general idea of what you should be eating.

Sorry if it seems complicated. It's really simple once you get the right idea, you just need to learn how to balance a plate. Less pasta, more meat for example.
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>>137218506
>>137218556
>Underswap "Don't call for mum as I touch your bum" Papyrus
>Underswap "Starts to drool outside the elementary school" Papyrus
>Underswap "Mothers beware, he could be anywhere" Papyrus
>Underswap "If you're turning 2 he has a surprise for you" Papyrus
>Underswap "Muffle your baby's sobs as my bone cock throbs" Papyrus
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>>137218556
Undertale in general was a mistake.
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>>137218885
I'm good. For the first time in a long time things seemed to be sorted in my life, I don't know how long I'm gonna be hanging around though, need to sleep soon.

Did you listen to that Shadow Gallery stuff? I never bothered asking. If you're that same guy.
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Not the most important poll, but its pretty up there
http://strawpoll.me/7243840
http://strawpoll.me/7243840
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Let's post not terrible Papyrus.
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>>137219109

SOMEONE COMPILE AND SAVE THESE!
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>>137219086
Eh, complication's not an issue. Thanks, Anon
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>>137219262
Here's an important link from the /fit/ sticky, too. http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
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>>137219206
YOU GOT IT BOSS!
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>>137219206
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>>137218506
>>137219109
Kek
Have some more inspiration.
http://i.imgur.com/EMFtJ4u.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6jGSuLI.jpg
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>>137219115
nah, it's mostly sans

if you take sans (or papyrus in swap versions because he's just sans who is also a pedophile) away then we lose 90% of the autism and everything else is pretty fun
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>>137218643
>Actually used my Flowey Fan Club suggestion
Now I feel honored.
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>>137219151
good to hear things are going well for you. yeah i gotta go to bed soon too, i finally got my sleep schedule back in order and i don't want to fuck it up.

yeah i'm the same guy, no i haven't heard it yet, been jamming the mountain goats. i'll check it out tomorrow though
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>>137219057
Honestly I have been trying to figure out what to make that last panel.

I couldn't think of how to reword it but this is pretty darn good!
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Anons you're scaring me.
>>137219206
Depends on what you define as terrible... is ANGRY terrible?
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>>137219516
stop being scared

you are not angry you are weak
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>>137217861
oh it's for a programming role
should i skip the tie then?

i never learned how to tie one, but i can just use a youtube tutorial if i need to
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>all this pap stuff

Oh, so they turned Underswap pap into underfell pap?
That's the "cannon" for UF Pap, is that he rapes Sans.

RIP AU'S

FUCK ALL THAT SHIT. Underfell goats and shit!
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>>137219614
Dont bring that in here anon
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>>137217665
all flowey anons are cute though?
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>>137219464
That's good to hear, maybe you'll stop posting at ungodly hours lmao.

I'm going to sleep, looking forward to hearing your thoughts about that shit, later man.
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>>137219423
If Papyrus didn't exist, they'd latch onto the second edgiest character: Undyne the Undying. Probably not as much, though, the autism would be more widespread through the fandom
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http://eli-sin-g.tumblr.com/post/140061471378/

Wow you guys aren't even kidding about all the Underswap kiddy diddling shit.
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All Undertales were a mistake, with the exception of Slime Custodian.
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So I'm doing some of the cast as an adventuring party in this fic. You know, for fun. Had Asgore as a battle mage, but I'm kind of stuck on Toriel. She's a spell caster, but I sort of thought it'd be fun adding in some martial moves into her repertoire with a fire enchanted quarterstaff. I also still want to have her and Asgore compliment each other in encounters. Don't know if I can get a fresh perspective on this
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>>137219843
>706 notes

>>137219792
Undyne is too well established of a character for them to really be able to throw as much bullshit on sans as they do, sans plays into it perfectly by being the enigmatic cool guy who is almost totally detached from the story and has a mysterious past
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>>137219791
later dude, good night
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>>137219909
greatest dog did nothing wrong
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>>137217665
What constitutes cute?
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>>137219585
W H A T D I D Y O U J U S T C A L L M E
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>>137219909
eh, I cant nag on too much stuff
lil ol Monster frisk was a cute idea
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Shitposting's intensifying. Should I deploy the canned peaches?
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>>137218556
Why did I read that in Donald Trump's voice?
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>>137219909
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>>137219206
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>>137219843
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>>137220124
DO NOT
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>>137220124
Go for it.
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>>137220079
WEAK
JUST LIKE NEO.
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>>137220079
more like 200% weak
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>>137220270
i heard someone was talking shit about neo
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>>137219602
i'm a software developer and i didn't wear a tie to my interview and the only people in my department that wear suits are the execs
there's nothing really wrong with wearing a suit and tie to the interview but most software shops i've been to are pretty laid back about dress code
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>>137220216
>Pretty rich boy Sans x Flowey love child
What will they come up with next? Frisk x Sans dark and brooding magical daughter that hates humans and is misunderstood?
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>>137219003
How would you bully the goat?
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>>137220204
Movin' to the country..
Gonna eat me alot of peaches
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>>137220410
Delete this
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Hey I've been using my thinker recently /ut g/, all the cool namefags put their name on all the time and post one or two characters constantly, do you think I'd be popular and hip and sweet if I did that?

Pic related.
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>>137220339
Um, Uh, I was n-not talking a-about t-that neo.
I was talking about N-Neo C-cortex!
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>>137219224
US Pap "toucher of tots" yrus
US Pap "diddles the kiddles" yrus
US Pap "nuts in neonates" yrus
US Pap "porker of progeny" yrus
US Pap "in your kindergarteners" yrus
US Pap "covers babies in his batter" yrus
US Pap "preschooler penetrator" yrus

>Underswap "Boinker of babies" Papyrus
>Underswap "Hide your child 'cuz he gonna get wild" Papyrus
>Underswap "Winner of the Chris Hansen award for excellence with kids" Papyrus
>Underswap "Splats in brats" Papyrus
>Underswap "Daycare Don Juan" Papyrus
>Underswap "Jumper of juniors" Papyrus
>Underswap "Not in bed with all the kids to wed" Papyrus

>Underswap "Your kid just got did" Papyrus
>Underswap "Age on the clock, they're ready for the cock" Papyrus
>Underswap "Give his meatus to the fetus" Papyrus
>Underswap "If they're under one, let's have some fun" Papyrus
>Underswap "Got a plan to get kids in his van" Papyrus

Underswap "Kiddy diddler" Papyrus
Underswap "give 'em the peen before they're a teen" Papyrus
Underswap "under eight, time to masturbate" Papyrus

>Underswap "Gives his meatus to the fetus" Papyrus
>Underswap "Just turned four? Now you're my whore" Papyrus
>Underswap "Hide your child, he's gone wild" Papyrus
>Underswap "Got a plan to get kids in his van" Papyrus
>Underswap "Genital warts in your toddlers' shorts" Papyrus

>Underswap "Penile Pacifier" Papyrus
>Underswap "Little One Lothario" Papyrus
>Underswap "Kindergarten Kasanova" Papyrus
>Underswap "Mr Happy for the nappies" Papyrus
>Underswap "Under three, give 'em my wee" Papyrus

>Underswap "First Grader Fiddler" Papyrus
>Underswap "Want some candy? Give me a handy" Papyrus
>Underswap "Tiny Toddler Tickler" Papyrus
>Underswap "Fill the hole of a five year old" Papyrus
>Underswap "If you're young, you get the tongue" Papyrus

Underswap 'Under six, ready for the dick' Papyrus

All the ones so far.
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>Underswap "Around blacks, never relax" Grillby
>Underswap "See a nigger, pull the trigger" Grillby
>Underswap "No darkie malarkey" Grillby
>Underswap "Blacks touch my daughter, I'll begin the slaughter" Grillby
>Underswap "Cut the chatter, black lives don't matter" Grillby
>Underswap "Around Jews you lose" Grillby
>Underswap "Let's brew Hebrew stew" Grillby
>Underswap "Nuke the spooks" Grillby
>Underswap "All spics get fixed" Grillby
>Underswap "Wetbacks are setbacks" Grillby
>Underswap "Chinks stink" Grillby
>Underswap "Hang all the Jamals" Grillby
>Underswap "No queers, no tears" Grillby
>Underswap "No Obama, no more drama" Grillby
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>>137220389
How about this.

>>137220501
Yeah totally.
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>>137217665
all floweyanons are cute
all floweydrawfags are omega cute
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MOVIN' TO THE COUNTRY

GONNA EAT A LOTTA PEACHES

http://imgur.com/Z4RXHeq
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>>137220270
>>137220307
F U C K I NG AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>137220537
That's what I fuckin' thought.
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>>137220039
Greater Dog tries to kill you if you don't pet him. He's a homicidal maniac that needs to be taken behind the shed and put down.

>>137220180
Oh look, another malicious psychopath! This little guy likes to drown his victims with the cleaning power of MURDER!
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>>137220567
I'll stop asking questions now
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>>137220615
whoa, just take it easy lil man
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>>137220501
Go for it. Certainly couldn't hurt.
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PEACHES COME

FROM

A

CAN
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>>137220501
i thought about throwing on a name too only because i feel as if im one of the three people who posts the robot regularly, but i dont even know if thats 'okay'
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What is Undertale about
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hey guys whats goin o-

jesus christ
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>>137220768
Okay. I'll put it on later and try not to be a dick. I'll stop if anybody asks me to. Don't want the general to become any more cancerous than it already is
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>>137220810
PLEASE HIDE YOUR UGLY

FUCKING PICTURES

IN YOUR TRASH
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THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
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>>137220906
It's about 6 or 7 hours long
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>>137219516
yeah, i'd Hug angeranon in their cute pyjamas
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>>137220925
tell me something lewd, frick
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>>137219206
Posting canon Papyrus, protector of children and warrior against the scourge of AU degeneracy.
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>>137220906
its about an anon's journey where he becomes gay for a goat
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>>137220501
eh, personally i dont really like using a name
but i only draw shit for this thread once in a blue moon anyway
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IN A FACTORY DOWNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>>137220989
>Complains about ugly pictures
>Posts an ugly picture

kek
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>>137220615
you are upset about being weak, it is understandable

but if i remember right you are short and that is not understandable
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>>137220925
Please, help us. The shitposting has become self-sustaining. The comfyposts and game discussions are fleeting. What do we do?
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>>137221172
>skeletonfags being rude and obnoxious

that's new
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>>137221171
Yeah, I writefag and only put on a name when posting that. Skull gets/gives infinite blowjobs for posting skeletons though. How can I pass up on infinite blowjobs?
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>>137221172
>stoner clone
>not baby boner clone
You had one job.
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>>137221203
I swear there are anons here that write down everything they learn about me. I expect there to be a coffee table book titled "The Anons of /UTG/" in a year or two that'll just have all the different namefags and whatnot for viewing pleasure.
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>>137220554
there was one comic where US sans druggs UF pap with blueberry cheesecake.

here's a challenge: do US sans domming US pap but in the context of knocking him out then furiously raping him
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>>137221413
>US sans druggs UF pap with blueberry cheesecake
Link because that sounds hilarious.
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>>137221273
we laughed at the skeletonfags for being awful too much, now they're being awful in here too
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>>137221356
i just have good memory

though i remember it because of man calling you angry elf
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>>137221203
>>137221356
>if i remember right you are short
wait really!

thats adorable
i wanna pick you up and hug you
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>>137220906
>Will Hunting (Matt Damon) has a genius-level IQ but chooses to work as a janitor at MIT. When he solves a difficult graduate-level math problem, his talents are discovered by Professor Gerald Lambeau (Stellan Skarsgard), who decides to help the misguided youth reach his potential. When Will is arrested for attacking a police officer, Professor Lambeau makes a deal to get leniency for him if he will get treatment from therapist Sean Maguire (Robin Williams).

There ya go.
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>>137221529
This is what we deserve. The only solution is death
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Serious game-related question now, if monsters are mostly made of magic then why do they need to exercise? Can't they just magic themselves to be healthier by improving their moods?
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'sup /utg/
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>>137221670
Probably something to do with how efficiently their bodies use magical energy. Also, how does a skeleton get stronger?
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>>137221682
nice fish, fish is a breath of fresh air

watchin' angstrom draw
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i want to kill a floweyfag, before i chop them up and eat__ them!
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>>137221670
Two words for you: Runner's high.

(also, what >>137221729 said, I'd like to think a monster's magical control over its body is limited)


>>137221783
Fish is decent.
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