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Old thread: >>147502795
FIRST FOR THE KING
Orc goddesses are the best goddesses
Reposting cause I got zero responses
Alright friendos, I played two weeks of WoD, but I fell for the meme and bought Legion.
1. I mained HPally in WotLK-Cata. How are they looking in Legion. The class changes look neat, but is there anything I should know in terms of being shit?
2. Is there ANY point of me coming back now? I have shit gear from 5man heroics, and no clan to come back to. Currently on Illidan, but I have $60 in credits on my Blizzard account if I wanted to server swap
3. Whats the best healing addon nowadays? I'd prefer one that has mouse over lists of what spells I have bound (especially after new mechanics and a long break), but if it doesnt I can just memorize it
I am proud Orc Shaman
>>147565519
you have to degrade the healsluts if you want them to be more attentive to your question
>>147565374
Whoa cute Icy!
>>147565438
Orc women with bulging mounds?
xth for male panda fire mages :3
>>147565815
oh yes indeed
>>147565815
especially if the bulge is hiding a happy surprise
>>147565894
Like a fat and juicy mons pubis?
>>147565815
Wtf is that she deadlifts 200lbs? I shit more than that. Women pretend to be so strong and fit but in reality, that's fucking nothing.
Hi
>>147566073
shut the FUCK up
>>147566242
DELETE THIS!
I haven't played WoW for more than a year. Is there any *returning player* free time I can get? Or any promotions for few days of time?
>>147566047
yes, that, or maybe something else
Is having two healer priests autistic?
>>147566295
If you got a ton of gold, you can login without gametime and buy it through gold on the character screen I suppose
>>147566295
Character boosts start from 60$
>>147566295
sometimes you can get CS to give you back unused time from your last subscription if you mention that you're a returning player
depends on who you get but it's worth a shot
>>147565519
Use healbot or raidframes and make a ton of mouseover macros.
Heabot, despite the name, is not a bot, just a nice way of seeing who needs healing and will show you what mouse buttons do what when you hover over the persons name in it, I have all my heals set to mouse buttons with shift/alt/ctrl being modifiers so I have access to everything.
Here is an example, my shift modified spells.no bully pls
>>147564589
>>147564738
what the heck
>tfw you will never rub mumi's feminine penis
is blood dk the easiest to solo raids on?
>>147566572
>disc priest
Kill yourself
What's the hardest feat of strength in WoW? Or just hardest thing to do, not necessarily FoS
>>147566967
What's wrong? ;_;
>>147565815
I want to lick orc tummy.
>tfw your penis will never be feminine
IM A TERRIBLE TRAP
END IT NOW
>>147567013
t. holy priest
>>147566994
lewd!
>>147567189
Nothing's wrong I'm just surprised each time I'm just mentioned out of the blue lmao
>>147567212
>>147565438
Orc girls are made to be molested.
>>147567447
be my gf pls
>>147567559
Icy...
>>147567559
LiteralWho...
>>147567530
>implying the human ever gets to be the molester
>>147566330
Like a nice, healthy, well groomed bush?
>start new character on a new realm for bants
>do some dungeon leveling
>everyone still completely silent
>someone dies
>everybody refuses to revive him and just walk off
>healer dies
>they start the boss anyway
>wipe
>still completely silent
are the people who play this game completely autistic now or just speedleveling spergs
>>147567580
Whoa, that's kinda lewd!
I'd be more willing to be okay with that if you didn't use 'girl tinklers' though.
Which raid boss has the biggest DICK?
>>147567013
What's wrong with disco priests?
>>147567789
>>147567789
>completely autistic
>speedleveling spergs
Those are the same thing
>>147567707
>orc with a nice bush
My fetish!
>>147566073
Women will never be as strong as men, women will never be as technical as men, women will never be as responsible as men, etc etc we know all of this. But compared to other women, that girl is a monster.
>>147567869
In general, or relative to the size of the body?
Who can't wait for the best items in the game to be a TOY for all your characters?
>beth'tilac heals before the dot kills it
>>147568172
How do you kill her anyways? My toon always dies from the stun xD Maybe I need more gear?
>>147567869
Illidan has a huge horse cock. He can't even fit it inside his concubines so he just makes two of them lock arms and legs and uses the space between their bodies as an onahole.
>>147568293
you have to be pala to immune stun
>>147567862
What do you prefer then?
>>147568293
>>147568382
>not killing her before the stun
wow you guys suck
>>147568397
Just penis, I guess?
Feminine penis sounds cute so that's okay too.
>>147568584
>her
Does Refer a Friend work past level 90? Have they said something about Legion affecting it?
>>147568701
DJELETE THIS
>>147568701
why does mumi let thaspion and gisco pound her boipucci?
>>147568301
hopefully the same trait makes it to all his illidari followers (boys and girls)i wanna be a healslut for a DH tank with a huge demonic girl cock
>>147568053
she could probably kick your ass and likely did way better in school than you.
>>147568701
I guess that's fine~
>see some scrub using an store mount
>/spit and /laugh at them
>later that day
>get a 3 hours suspension for harassiing players
... ?
>>147569160
Okay, neat!
You seem like fun, friendo. Do you have a Btag?
>>147569170
>harass player
>get reported for harassing a player
>get punished for harassing a player
what's the problem
>>147569473
>/spitting on people is harassment
I'll be sure to report everyone who does that to me in pvp so they get rightfully banned, the scum
#triggered
>>147569570
If you're pro pvp spitting, you're part of the reason people stopped playing WoW and you should kill yourself.
>>147569343
Yeah but i'm yuro ;_;
>>147569636
>someone plants a flag in my corpse and /laughs at me in a BG
>report them
enjoy you're ban :)
>>147569792
Oh, that's a shame. At least we can keep eachother in our hearts. Nothing can take away the times we've had.
My mage is alliance and I want to switch to horde for Legion
where go?
>>147569862
D-don't leave me!
>>147570035
Gobbo
>>147570215
not what go
where go
Gob priest or blood elf priest?
>>147570306
>>147570304
belf always
>Monara in the OP
This thread should be good.
post lynris nudes
/wowg/, I'm not crazy, right? In the early days of WoW, Druids used to be unable to speak while shapeshifted, yeah?
I swear that used to be the case, and I'm having trouble finding a patch note that says they changed that.
>>147570304
Anywhere you want?
>>147570106
I won't leave you, dummy. If you get an NA account though u better do stuff with me.
I'm going to get to 110 and people are going to not let me in groups because I don't have the legendary ring arent they
I say this every fucking time any of you stupid mother fuckers think you're the shit. I'm so god damn tired of it. If I see you /spit or /rude me I will go fucking berserk on your ass. You better be ready to /duel me and get your ass handed to you. Let's see who /spits after hahahaha fucking kids. You think you're messing with a random just cause I have my toy equipped but then you get schooled hard when I whipp out my 740wep and UNLEASH THE GOD DAMN FURY ;^) Go ahead and try to pop your pussy engi-boots. I'll chase you to the ends of the earth. Just remember that the next time you try to take over my farming spot by attacking me.
P.S: Go ahead and bring over your little buddies. We'll see what happens
Oh yeah, hope you like being on the internet cause I pop out my selfie cam and post you up
/spit
;^)
>>147570440
>>147570574
And THIS is why Blizzard decided cross-faction speaking was not going to be allowed.
>>147570525
> If you get an NA account though u better do stuff with me.
One day..
>>147570432
What is she wearing?
>>147570750
oh shit, I don't have that one... got a link... for archival purposes of course..
>>147570859
Yay. That'd be fun, animu anon. Anonimu. That's a good nickname ye.
Do itsoonso games can be played okay?
>>147570750
Literally no ass.
>>147570860
Black Mageweave Vest
Black Mageweave Leggings
>>147570750
>Wake up
>No voidtalon
There's always next reset r-right guys?|
>>147571201
That butt.
>>147571009
I'll try!
You seem like a really nice person, mumi!
>>147571670
Thanks! You seem really nice too Anonimu. It'll be fun getting to play with you someday. <3
>[SERVER] Shutdown in 14:00.
A thick femOrc, or fit femOrc? A cute belly, or visible abs?
>>147565519
1. Pallys are the 1st thing nerf-batted as soon as pvpers start crying.
2. What else do you have to do? Prepatch should be at the end of the month.
3. Healbot. Or Vuhdo. Both are about the same.
I wonder what happened to that one guy who wanted to make new characters and just bomb around?
The only people I get to interact with in game are pugs in LFG, and the only time they ever speak is to bitch at each other over whose's more at fault when something goes sideways.How can massively multiplayer game feel so goddamn lonely?
>>147568970
All this projecting. Wew lad, sorry your tiny tumblr brain can't accept fact.
>>147572079
thick, muscular fem orc
>>147570525
Are you a slut? You dont seem like a slut, but now you find another "trap" that just lewds you up and instead of being all "gross ew" like you are with literally everyone else in the thread that tries to lewd you up, you actually want to know who they are. SLUT
>>147572079
Both are good, but go with your heart anon.
Do you wanna hug something soft and warm? OR want to be hugged by someone who could deadlift you while you are in your car?
>>147566073
Looks like more than that, but I only use steel and not crossfart stuff.
>>147572243
>I wonder what happened to that one guy who wanted to make new characters and just bomb around?
The only people I get to interact with in game are pugs in LFG, and the only time they ever speak is to bitch at each other over whose's more at fault when something goes sideways.
How can massively multiplayer game feel so goddamn lonely?
>
bom b around
Isn't it bum around?
>>147572375
I dunno lmao. They seem alright.
And I'm not a slut, that is disinfo.
>>147572243
>male playing female toon
kys yourself
>>147572675
Honestly I'd rather just play the game together than lewd around with someone.
>>147572786
>tfw only one of maybe a dozen characters is male
>>147567789
I'm becoming convinced that everyone I play with is a bot. A stupid one at that.
>>147572786
>kill yourself yourself
Just resubbed, what was that one addon that helped for making raid groups
>>147572973
>gender traitor
what is this made up reddit bullshit
>03:00 (CEST) until 07:00 (CEST)
>4 hours
Will you be able to transfuse soulbound items once the wardrobe thing is released?
>>147572737
>I'm not a slut, that is disinfo
THAT is disinfo
>>147573117
Reminder to not respond to avatarfags and shitposters. Use the filters in the OP to hide their posts.
Would you participate in this raid?
>>147573005
How do you take pictures like that?
>>147572973
By that logic 99% of all characters in this game should be male humans, but with the body type of male pandaren.
What's the point of a fantasy role playing game with multiple races if you can't play some sort of wacky thing with cool powers?
I mean, none of the fuckers who play "only male human" are even remotely as dashing, strong, charismatic, rich, resourceful to their society, or well liked as their characters are.
So who cares what bullshit fantasy other people subscribe to anyway?
>europoos
>>147573207
he probably has a second account just for screenshots
>>147573129
>EU
>mfw set my sleep schedule around during maintenance
Where is yours?
>>147573167
Rude.
>>147573523
my bank
queuing as tank doesn't seem much faster than dps most of the time
>>147567010
>not rolling rogue for infinite sprint and skipping trash
>>147573640
I play girl for self insert.
>>147573594
based
>2567 boxes
damn prepatch is gonna be fun D:
>>147573683
ewww feminine thing.
We need more cool hairy chubby men in here
>>147573753
>Ralph, Ralph plays a big fat race
>Shoves chicken mcnuggets in his big fat face
>>147573865
>implying the chubby man isn't inserting as the female
>>147573167
I'm not a slut, though. I just wanna know this anon. Don't be a butt.
Anyone know how to sell raid lockouts? I keep finding information that seems to contradict stuff.
Some people say I can only sell normal lockouts and I have to give the person lead and let them set it to heroic BEFORE they accept the "11/12 bosses defeated etc etc" message, but other people say I can do it on heroic and just give them lead after they hit the accept button.
I don't want to mess this up as I want to make a ton of money today and next week, but also want to keep all the last bosses up so I can try for mount.
>>147571201
that is pretty sexy. I like this better.
Are any wowg guilds actually active? How do you guys meet up to do fun stuff together? Is there a list of battletags of 4channarians or something? Tired of playing solo...
I don't know why I almost exclusively play as female characters when I am allowed to, I just feel drawn to the concept.
It sure ain't for a sexual thing, I don't erp, I have never erp'd and I probably never will erp.
I'm not really interested in trying to debate deep psychological reasons why people do anything like this in videogames, as they almost always devolve into rabid shitstorms anyway.
If you are cool with that, that's fine. If you are not, that's fine too. It's not like we will ever meet in game anyway.
And even if we did, it's not like we would get to know each other long enough for either of us to care.
>>147574583
No.
They shitpost and talk about how they would suck eachothers "feminine dick" constantly without ever actually committing to it in the discord though.
>>147574763
What the fuck? Feminine dick? That doesn't make sense since only men have dicks. And what do you mean "in the discord though"?
>>147573674
I was considering it
anyone know the average temp ban time for telling someone to kill them self in game?
>>147574861
>only men have dicks
>>147575134
Depends. Did you write Kill yourself or kys?
>>147575461
"kill yourself my man"
>>147575726
Whoa that's harsh. Maybe 3 days?
>>147575726
aw, was he bullying you?
Decided to give wow a try my friend gave me a code and has been helping me level im 85 now as an elemental shaman. The new player experience is pretty terrible. Am I going to actually enjoy playing once im max level? Its just a grind right now and even maintaining my damage is just repetitive. Does it get better?
wtf are you supposed to do when EU servers are down
>>147576134
you arent supposed to play in the EU in the first place.
>>147575154
Don't listen to them anonimu.
What happened to the elite heroic raiders we had in MoP, like Randy, Spitty, Vjera, Jocelyn and Aeyr? Are they coming back for Legion?
>>147576314
>pve
>>147576314
who are any of those people?
>>147576583
The best players wowg ever had.
>>147576704
>No jalopy
shit list. Also, Vjera was garbo. Same with Aeyr and Jocelyn. Spitfire wasn't amazing but did ok. Randy didn't exist.
>>147576019
No.
>>147576793
>clown bench warmer
>good
top kek also u mad as fuck about vjera and the others
i miss randy so much
>>147576304
I try.
What's a good hat fuse for a blood elf in red transmog?
guys?
https://twitter.com/Warcraft/status/750506203361341440
>>147577148
What did he mean by this?
>>147577085
Oh, I wouldn't know. I rarely ever use helms in my mogs. But I will look around next time I'm on.
>>147577148
no
NONONONONONONONONONONO
I HAVENT FINISHED ALL MY TOME OF ILLUSIONS
GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAH
>>147577263
That your gonna test the expansion and your gonna do it FOR FREE
>>147577287
neat~
>>147577395
They're stating it isn't the prepatch, relax.
>>147577148
>plzzzz play our dying game plzzzzz
>>147577148
That is supposed to be the prepatch announcement?
2 weeks notice?
>>147577446
Mhm!
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again.
Been farming this fucker for the past two days. literally 8 hours a day. I JUST WANT THE JADE DIREHORN!!!!!!!!!!
MM or BM in Legion? I've heard a lot about BM being beyond boring (but honestly, hunter rotations have never been complex or the draw of the class) but I've actually started hearing worse things about MM lately.
>>147577740
> "tomorrow"
nah we fucked
>>147578073
bm is shit yet again, just go MM
>>147578124
Dont they always give 2 weeks notice for the prepatch? so it has to be something else right?
Can the player character be your waifu, or does it have to be an NPC?
Fuck why is MOP leveling so boring
>have 11 toons on illidan
>gm wants to transfer to ded realm to merge with a decent mythic guild
fucking bitch
>>147578368
find a new guild then nerd
>>147578431
ye im apping to nfa allowed right now
>PREPATCH TOMORROW AND YOU WERE TOO POOR TO BUY MOOSE UNTIL TODAY
>NO ONE IS SELLING A CARRY NOW
why is there such a high percentage of faggots in this general?
:^)
>>147578503
nice
>>147578515
probably so we can trigger your autism(aka close mindness)
>>147577148
>https://twitter.com/Warcraft/status/750506203361341440
Open beta obviously. A couple replies down is "if you want a beta key, stay tuned"
>playing wow
>paying for wow
>2016
>>147578307
It's not boring, anon.
It'ssoothing.
>>147578818
Probably an event where people have to go kill demons or sum shit to get chance at a key
>>147578307
What did you expect from the worst expansion?
>>147578515
MMOs attract mentally ill lonely NEETs who are either legitimately mentally ill or prison gay since you can play as a woman and have everyone treat you like one based solely on your avatar.
WoW has been around the longest, thus the highest percentage.
>>147578818
Meh that sounds too good to be true D:
Would be awesome to finally get to try out fire mage artifact though :3
Should I correct people when they call me "dude" or "bro"? As a female, it's kind of annoying.
>>147579084
>gay since you can play as a woman
i play male pandaren exclusively
>>147579138
>alright gameplay comes with a 2 minute cd
Literally just butchered one of the lasting fun specs, phoenix flames serves as nothing more than an instant fireball to get a heating up.
Why are all pandaren, goblin, and worgen players degenerates?
>>147579570
Bigotry intensifies
>>147579265
I'm a dude
He's a dude
She's a dude
cuz we're all dudes
>>147579283
>missing out completely on other classes because of an arbitrary thing like race
o-okay
>>147579660
>t. dude
Are classes looking pretty balanced in Legion?
>>147579783
I tried to play an orc warlock once, i just didnt enjoy it because i missed being a panda, that cute face, the bouncy belly, the cuddly body.
Since pandaren appear, there is nothing else that fits me as well so if i dont play male pandaren it just doesnt feel well
I miss Pandaria~
>>147578148
I heard the opposite while watching some hunter from Method doing Legion mythic dungeons.
>>147580082
our hearthstones will forever be set to pandaland :^)
>>147579862
Holy Christ, you are a degenerate.
>>147579862
Seriously? I'm like barely attached to my race at all I just play whatever I feel like trying, why not just tmorph if its that bad.
Gisco here, posting from the Meme Regime iPad. AMA me anything.
t. Gisco
>>147580491
Hey man
>>147580462
>I'm like barely attached to my race
It is the magic of male pandas, i cant play anything else anymore
>why not just tmorph
It doesnt feel right, because i know very well that isnt true.
Plus the fact that everyone else sees something and the char in wow forums is also not a panda makes it worse.
If i didnt have that issue i would probably play a male panda warlock.
>>147578510
stupid frogposter
confirmed not prepatch
what fuckin class do I play in legion
I like melee and hunters
>>147580831
>>147578620
>hands
>>147580831
survival hunter is both of those things
>>147580959
Dude take it easy on the crystals
>>147580959
Damn, must be really easy to reach your prostate with a finger like that
>>147580491
>gisco is hogging the iPad to shitpost on 4chan again
baka...
>>147581179
it is like ralph 2.0
>>147581209
>>147580186
>stormshield doesn't even have portals to all other cities
Unbelievable
Another reason not to stop and hang out there
So Garrosh is technically still alive?
In WoD we see Garrosh die in a fight with Durotan right.
But that is not only in the past, but the past of an alternate timeline....
So where does that leave Garrosh in our current time going into Legion?
Will be pretty cool if he comes out of hiding and helps us.
>>147581321
>Ralph, Ralph plays a big fat race
>Shoves chicken mcnuggets in his big fat face
>>147581402
nice meme
>>147581321
Nice text photoshop there ;^)
using the sample tool and paint on replies to hide or move text around is hard.
And damn, my belly looks so cute
But WORSE OF ALL
>he doesnt use the tomorrow theme.
BIG
FAT
_________
is there any way to stay motivated when playing. I have all these ideas for what i want to get done, but then i get into the game and i feel the life sucked out of me.
>There is a jail below your barracks
Holy crap i just found out.
Fuck, there is always something new to learn about wow
>>147581632
Sounds like you don't have autism, unlike me
I suggest unsubscribing and waiting until legion like all other non-autists
>get a beta key from wowhead
>sold it for 3k
>>147581682
It's always cool to find places like that
Then you realize there's nothing to do there so you don't really care about it
>>147581682
You've had your garrison for so long and you haven't fully explored it.
I don't mean this as a knock against you, but this reminds me of how people complain that they never leave their garrison and it ruined the game. Then we have people who don't even do all their garrison stuff, and it's like, what would they complain about if they didn't have a garrison? Would they stand in a capital city and just say the same shit?
Why cant i buy a fucking moose carry now what the fuck is this shit fuck.
All i want is to give some fucks some money and get a moose
>>147581874
Oh i am not one of those that bitch about the garrisons.
I mean more customization would be nice but i like garrison and tables.
>>147581632
Its not fun anymore, I feel the same. I get pumped up to play my rogue and sneak around finding world PVP or harassing people in BGs but I jump in and its just more of the same, so I get pumped up to go do some PVE but its just grinding dailies or something until raid time where I run the same shit I ran last week at the same specified time. I mean yeah guild chat banter is fun and all but that doesn't have a whole lot to do with the game and there are a lot of dry spell.
So I get bored of this and get pumped up to make a no looms no boosts alt, jump in and the world is just fucking empty. Its empty as shit man. I might as well be playing a singleplayer RPG, only the combat would probably be more fun and less homogenized if I did.
Fuck it, time to unsub legion has nothing to offer me. Its dead jim.
>>147582002
I dont care your a greek wod baby your opinion is literally worthless
I am considering making a character on illidan and trying world pvp for the first time.
What should I make? I generally prefer casters, but I am not adverse to trying melee.
Though my heirlooms aren't fully upgraded, only one or two classes even have a full set up to level 90. But that's not really a pressing issue for me.
>>147581347
Blizz went out of their way to make Stormshield suck major ass
>>147581682
see
>>147581874
You cannot deny WoD is devoid of content dude, you can complete tanaan in a couple months at most and a few other stuff like stables mounts but then what? Fucking nothing that's what, except completionist shit which only us autists like.
how i do i go about buying a heroic archimonde carry? i listed myself in lfg but got nothing. do i just keep listing myself everyday?
>>147581682
It's a great unique place to take shitposting screenshots
>>147581321
wew
just wew
>>147582516
Try after the patch, it should be cheaper.
>>147582514
>you can complete tanaan in a couple months
So, what you're saying is that there are months' worth of content in this game we pay monthly for?
I don't see the problem, here.
>>147582702
You realize tanaan has been out for over a year right?
I don't even need to be arguing this, everyone, millions of people, fucked off and unsubscribed because blizzard didn't add anything to do, it's a fucking given.
WHAT COULD IT BEEEEEE
>rank 7 brawlers guild
>3 bosses spawn at once
>instantly die
>put in the back of the queue line
>le cross realm zone XD
This is embarrassingly bad.
>>147582990
Post guesses and I will screencap them and see if someone gets it right for tomorrow
